*3:06** Hum toh hawa khayengey!!!!! Hahahaaa* *Good to see someone who is a vegetarian as well as a non alcoholic person 😁👍 hum bhi same hein , lunch mein problem nahi hogi kyuki Paneer sabko baraabar milega 😂*
As a vegetarian minority in my group, I can relate really well. And I hate when people order expensive alcohol drinks and you have to pay for that as well being a non-drinker. This has to solve.
You are Amazing Nishant...m too vegetarian and almost every time feels same experience...You are sharp observer...all De best...don't you host the show in Pune?
this is absolutely true thanks for raising this 😂😂😂 because each time I have to compromise with paneer 😕 and then have to pay for non veg also which is expensive than veg 😭
You have a fresh style of speaking and your jokes are funny. All the best Nishant! I wish you get more stage shows and more subscribers on your channel. :D
Hey Nishant, good one. I have watched almost all your videos of stand up comedy. I just wanted to understand that when are you going to perform in Bangalore ?
Big Bro It Was The first vidio i watched.. Man You Are Awesome.. 😂😂 Aapke Face Bhola Sa Aur Apke Joke's Gazab .. You are Best Stand Up Comedian.👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Non-Veg is not a personal choice when Meat is a major culprit of Climate Change and World Hunger. In Non-Veg Victims are involved. Plants don't feel pain but animals do. What about Right to Life of an Animal? Choose Compassion. Be Vegan 🙏
Apne yaha toh bhot bada scene h ye bill split. Bill mein se Veg ka alag hota, non veg alag aur jo tax hota h vo sab mein split😂😂😂😂😂 We look stupid doing all the mathematics at table, but, college life, so yeah!
Siddhesh Kawlekar I don't usually comment and i don't discriminate anything like non-veg and veg, black and white, android and apple but pls veg don't need your sympathy it's good to hate.........
When I was a meat eater, I had this attitude "Save the animals by not eating meat? Aren't there enough vegetarians out there to make up for it" and now as a vegetarian, I still have the same attitude. I got to a point where I couldn't eat dead animals without physically feeling their suffering. I believe EVERYONE evolves to that point over eventually, whether over several reincarnations, or what. I just think it really is a fucking garbage thing to do, to judge someone for eating meat like its their fault such a practice is literally everywhere in our world.
Funny , but actually the reverse is also true Dal250rs+sabzi250rs=500rs total Butter chicken300rs= 300rs total Assuming the veg guy doesnt eat paneer and both eat equal rotis. 🤔😉😆
Bro you are amazing😍😎 but I would love to see a video made on the people who dislike a video...... Bhai matlabb inn logonn Koo kaan meh phutchnaa chaiyee aatee khaa sehh hoh Bhai.........
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Your stand up comedy is a treat to watch.. ur style iz vry unique.
*3:06** Hum toh hawa khayengey!!!!! Hahahaaa*
*Good to see someone who is a vegetarian as well as a non alcoholic person 😁👍 hum bhi same hein , lunch mein problem nahi hogi kyuki Paneer sabko baraabar milega 😂*
Ha ha ha
Mai to paneer hi nahi khata
Paneer dosto ko de dunga, matar khud kha lunga
mom!!! get the camera, here's a gulab jamun talking... and he is damn funny too...
Hahaha.....bro that was nice....
ANURAG KUMAR NAIK superb
As a vegetarian minority in my group, I can relate really well. And I hate when people order expensive alcohol drinks and you have to pay for that as well being a non-drinker. This has to solve.
I agree with you all non vegetarian do this.....I face such issues toooo😋😂😂😂
You are Amazing Nishant...m too vegetarian and almost every time feels same experience...You are sharp observer...all De best...don't you host the show in Pune?
this is absolutely true thanks for raising this 😂😂😂 because each time I have to compromise with paneer 😕 and then have to pay for non veg also which is expensive than veg 😭
Same
whatever he said is very true and real... hahaha very funny. I'm a vegetarian and it happens so many times with me. :)
U r talent bro. Ill forward about u to all my friends. U deserve a million subs. Humorously yours should have u as lead. Keep it up
That's why we pay individually for what we order
8000 rs :O
u guys are rich.
sala yahan 120 wala paneer khate hai :( :'(
mere yahan 80 ka hai
wo paneer nehi apsara eraser hain :P
Yahan to paneer hi nahi khaate :(
klaus The vampire Yaha paneer ki jagah Tofu khaana padta hai
LMAO same!😂
Yo rocked the stage nishant ..........
All girls and guys in india and abroad are huge fans of urs.......
Keep entertaining the whole world....
You have a fresh style of speaking and your jokes are funny.
All the best Nishant! I wish you get more stage shows and more subscribers on your channel. :D
Parth Nagpal f
Parth Nagpal thank you from another Nishant
Well he copies zakirs style.
Good going Kambli ... Wish you best for the future
As a non-vegetarian I can't deny what he said in the video about matar paneer scene 😂🤣
Pain of vegetarians and non-alcoholics perfectly explained...nice
this guy reminds me of Vinod kambli!
Hey Nishant, good one. I have watched almost all your videos of stand up comedy. I just wanted to understand that when are you going to perform in Bangalore ?
you are awesome man...you are not like other comedians...you are really different 😊
Big Bro It Was The first vidio i watched.. Man You Are Awesome.. 😂😂 Aapke Face Bhola Sa Aur Apke Joke's Gazab .. You are Best Stand Up Comedian.👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
8000 divided by 4
2000 each *Saale Neech*
Han dekha hum logo ne bhi ye video. Tujhe script likhne ki jarurat nhi hai
Before i start studying, I watch Nishant Tanwar's Comedy.My brain activity and attentiveness increases automatically 💟
Non-Veg is not a personal choice when Meat is a major culprit of Climate Change and World Hunger.
In Non-Veg Victims are involved.
Plants don't feel pain but animals do.
What about Right to Life of an Animal?
Choose Compassion.
Be Vegan 🙏
bohot sahi tha yaar! totally relatable...
Fun fact: actually, he is not a vegetarian.
Apne yaha toh bhot bada scene h ye bill split. Bill mein se Veg ka alag hota, non veg alag aur jo tax hota h vo sab mein split😂😂😂😂😂 We look stupid doing all the mathematics at table, but, college life, so yeah!
And now he is doing blogs eating non veg 😂😂 big fan
for me you are also in one of the best comedians list(my list) you are one of the best for me
from last 3 months I have BIPOLAR problem.. tanwar sir k videos makes my mood so fresh and good
"Non-vegetarian ka koi E-Maan Dharm Nahi hota " ......that was good.
Ha ha ha
Thats why in my table no one can order non vegetarian dishes
Be a vegetarian
Be a Human
Baba after watching this I've started loving you more.. well that's is just because I'm vegetarian and I don't drink.. #TuApnaBhaiHai
Nishant you are amazing. You are not using any abusing word in your show and this make you sooo special. God bless you
best non veg and veg joke video..
Nishant tanwar is not vegeterian
Source- His food blog youtube channel😂
This was one hilarious video!!!!
ghar jaake ulti kar dunga 😂😂😂😂😂
I am a non vegetarian🤔🤔and have never done this to any of my friends😂😂😂😂
I am non veg...... But I agree with him.....
Sam Defoe.... Touche' attempt....
lol
Sam Defoe why not both?
Nishant Tanwar
You are simply best
you are super...!
awesome bhaiya😊
Bill scene is true af😂😂😂😂😂
true indeed......happens with me always😂😂
*If you're vegetarian, be proud. You are letting some animal live.*
Yeahs
Hahha you have amazing sense of observation. Keep it up!!!
Nishant tanwar:
2018: I am a vegetarian
2021: 26 types of chicken
Like just for "Saale Neech"
Supee super all performance bro..
This is sooooo true!
Typical Baniya, Marwadi 😂😅
Haha so funny .
For some reason I used to hate vegetarians but now I have sympathy for 'em
Siddhesh Kawlekar And vice versa
except we still hate non vegetarians
Siddhesh Kawlekar I don't usually comment and i don't discriminate anything like non-veg and veg, black and white, android and apple but pls veg don't need your sympathy it's good to hate.........
When I was a meat eater, I had this attitude "Save the animals by not eating meat? Aren't there enough vegetarians out there to make up for it" and now as a vegetarian, I still have the same attitude. I got to a point where I couldn't eat dead animals without physically feeling their suffering. I believe EVERYONE evolves to that point over eventually, whether over several reincarnations, or what. I just think it really is a fucking garbage thing to do, to judge someone for eating meat like its their fault such a practice is literally everywhere in our world.
@@BoxNbox right we don't need sympathy ...
True
Maaa kii aag best ho bhai itna kon hasta hai every lines are unique really u are creative person
much better quality of audio and video
Bhavik Gurung ki
very strong comedy buddy
hey bro... leterally true yaar...
this happns with me not dor one or two times its too many times....
well done yaar...
i loved it...
Yar bhai aap stand up videos aur bnao.. Awsmm
bhai you are awesome
Bhaai yr faad hai Bhai tu yaar @NishantTanwar
Murge ko paneer kaun khilata hain
Brijesh Gupta koi nahi mili yaar. Ab main sanyasi ban gaya hoon. Ladkiyan moh maaya hai jise maine tyaag diya hai.
Ohh
Gaygayagaygaygay
XD sorry just kidding 😂
I also want to be a stand up comedian but don't know where to start can can anyone tell me I am big fan of jokes Singh
open mic kar
canvas laugh club in mumbai
rahul jain watch Bill Hicks standup
Me too, but online possible nahi hai kya,I mean Mumbai kon jayega
Funny , but actually the reverse is also true
Dal250rs+sabzi250rs=500rs total
Butter chicken300rs= 300rs total
Assuming the veg guy doesnt eat paneer and both eat equal rotis.
🤔😉😆
Bhai Hyderabad kab aa rahe aap
*Ghar jaa key ulti!! 😂* *badhiya video bhai mazza aa gaya God Bless You!*
Non-veg is like ,Bhai dil se bura lagta hai bhai 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
awesome
sahi hai...bahot achhe
this was awesome yaar
This is utterly hilarious and absolutely true :-D
2k each...sale nij.....awesome brother!!
Such good insight , very true
2000 each
Saale neech 😂😂😂
3:59 SAALE NICH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best line i laughed a lot : pata nai satisfied hi nai h life me😂.
Me leg piece lunga
He is rider and provider!!!!
amazing Nishant
He is tooo good
Mere saare dost non vegetarian hain sb yahi karte hain aur bill k time bhi
Rider OP
I can relate to this
You are so maha cool! You use gr8 sense then others.
U r awesome Nishant tanwar
Superb...happens many a times 😁😅
Bro you are amazing😍😎 but I would love to see a video made on the people who dislike a video......
Bhai matlabb inn logonn Koo kaan meh phutchnaa chaiyee aatee khaa sehh hoh Bhai.........
Bhai bhai you look awesome without chaaaassshhhhmmmaaaaa....realy bro juth nai
Haan mere sath bhi aisa same to same hota hai.. mera veg food friends kha lete h 😂
Awesome.....
superb... 👌👌👌👌
rider bhai dil ki baat bol di!
I am also marwadi and at my home even eggs are not allowed but when I am outside I eat chicken and all
Marwadi hoka v khata hooo
Jabardast
nice one....
Split the bill according to what you ordered not by average
Maza aa gya😂😂😂😂😂😂
you are savage mann💥💥
Bhai abhi toh mast chicken,mutton dubba raha hein, proud of you 🖖🖖
I think you are fantastic .after some time .u will beacome famous comedian like Kabil