There are two possibilities for this: Option 1: This trailer is purely meant to build conversation around the movie and will be used as a decoy until they can release the actual trailer, hence why it is called “A Minecraft Movie” and not “The Minecraft Movie” Option 2: Option 1 is pure copium and this is what we are getting.
I'm sorry, but Option 1 is pure copium. There's a vanishingly thin chance of execs signing off on a marketing ploy like that, let alone them doing it *and* making a good movie.
I've seen "it's made for kids" so many times and it shouldn't be an excuse for why something is this bad. If it's bad it's bad, it's not bad because it was made for a younger audience.
A good example is Dreamworks movies. Most of, if not all of them, are "made for kids" but they have some amazing details and humor that is more directed toward the older audience.
Exactly. Kids deserve quality. The "it's for kids" excuse only works when you get people overthinking something and seeing dark messaging somewhere where there isn't, or complaining about a kids' game being easy. It's never an excuse for straight up bad quality.
Some children do not LIKE the trailer. Its also rated PG13 aka not meant for CHILDREN but for TEENAGERS this is a reference for the horrible article made by that guy
Yeah, but steve is an olympic athlete and he eats potatoes done congratulations which contains carcinogens. Cancer cells eat up a lot of your fat so ot really doesnt make sense why he is fat? Maybe he is just a strongman and its all muscle??? Idk, but that is not the steve I know.
@@col2650 The best way I can justify this casting is they wanted to give a stereoypical lumberjack look for Steve which I guess would make sense for someone who spends his time breaking, carrying and constructing with blocks.
They should have just given element animation a bunch of money and a lot of people to help them, but they would probably just blow it all on a Villager News movie.
Legitimately would go out to the theater for a Villager News feature-length movie. At least there's passion in that compared to… whatever WB was cooking
Can't wait to see "A Roblox Movie" and have Chris Pratt, as Roblox Builderman (it would be just Chris in a helmet and black hoodie) slowly turn to the main character, and says "Life... IS ROBLOX." and have the main character stare at him akwardly. That would be soo peak ong.
There would be a final battle with our heroes in one side and a bunch of hackers on the other and then in a plot twist the whole thing is content deleted
7:33 people who'd refer this movie 'for kids' should realize that Minecraft wouldn't be popular if it werent for us. The kids that played Minecraft when it first released are the adults or teens who are the reason Minecraft is getting all of this love. And are the same one (like me) disagreeing with what the upcoming movie has
and heres the thing you can make a movie for kids that is still really good ghibli is made for kids puss in boots 2 was made for kids gravity falls was made for kids. Made for kids jsut means that sex and gore should prolly not be a big part of it not that you have to talk down to your fucking audience.
And also that the reason a lot of kids are into minecraft are because of TH-camrs who played it and showed how fun it was. Also as minecraft legends has proved, just because something is attached to the minecraft brand doesnt mean people, even kids, will buy into it. Movie tickets are about as expensive as those games now
Honestly, I haven't seen any kids like it either. They're mostly just forming their opinions off of whatever youtuber they like's opinions. If they wanted to get the 10 year olds happy (as the director stated), they would've tried to make the people informing said 10 year olds about the movie happy.
My biggest problem with the article is that if Minecraft is a 10+ game, and the film is for people under nine years old, then who’s going to watch the movie?
@@AnotherTowerDev well it looks dogshit so id bet either they didnt care if a reference would be good to include or not, or its not intentional and they just dont give a damn
things people get wrong about this movie: 1- the fact that its not a minecraft movie. its not, ok. its a minecraft legends movie because if piglins were to go into the over world, they would die. 2- "steve" isnt just jack black in a blue shirt, he is jack black in TWO blue shirts, one being a turtle neck, one being a v neck
i saw no one talking about the covered v-neck and i felt like i've been going insane because of it. I hate it so much, what is the point of the v-neck if your undershirt is the exact same colour. I hate you. I hate you.
The Minecraft Legends connection makes total sense because the thing that always bothered me about this game is that the piglins can be in the over world without zombifieing and this movie does the same thing
A simple explanation could be that they found a way to make a potion that makes them immune to the Overworld effect, though knowing Warner Bros at its current state, they would never think of that.
I call it the "Adam Sandler" complex, because no matter what good films he makes, their are like, ten romance comedy's that are so bad it would make you want to puke.
Jason Momoa should have been Steve. He has a much more accurate build and even skin color to the actual Steve character. Jack Black should have been playing Notch if anyone. This whole project is just so poorly executed.
I don't think they would include notch in it because they've already distanced themselves from him by removing him from the credits in game because he turned out to be a bad person
I was so certain that Momoa would play Steve- Like, with the small beard and strong muscles is how I always saw Steve. Not jack black. I was expecting him to play a supportive role.
funny how the minecraft movie trailer released at the same time as another minecraft animated movie released made by 2 animator re-making minecraft story mode im starting to wonder which one is the actual minecraft movie
Man I hate that pink sheep so much, I can't sleep because I've been having nightmares about that atrocious sheep. He keeps telling me I can't breathe and always begs me to get him an inhaler
It’s the llama for me. That thing looks like a dingy faux fur chair that old women with tacky leopard spot pants own, but it has a face and is in one of the least funny, most overdone bits in movies like this.
the mobs are ALMOST cute. if they didn't make the mobs have these.. gross faces that look like they produce GALLONS of saliva, i think the mobs would be perfect. but no, we just HAD to make the creeper cuter than the sheep and llama
Piglins are such a boring enemy they just don’t got that spark they could just like make everyone happy with herobrine myths or the wither storm but something I understand is out of this world and not related to Minecraft at all and maybe something you wouldn’t instantly think of would be… THE ENDERDRAGON
They could take literally any random thing that ever happened on 2b2t and statistically, it would probably be a more interesting plot than what they actually went with.
Enough with the Herobrine, he's an over hyped creepy-pasta well past his expiry date, and isn't actually Minecraft. Also your Ender dragon thing is correct, that is the go to antagonist, along with the wither.
the funny part is, that microsoft themselves made minecraft into nothing but a game. "minecraft" is not a world with shared rules, legends has different mobs and logic (zombification) than minecraft. "minecraft" isn't a visual style, even the trailers switch up the textures from minecraft. It is nothing else than the game.
Movie makers: we want the Minecraft Movie to be unique and original by turning it into live action similar to detective pikachu and sonic! Also movie makers: whAT If PeOPle fOUnd ThEMseLVES trAPpEd INsIde A viDEo GAme?!
I remember owning a book about some kids going into Minecraft through a nather portal irl and fighting the ender dragon or something. And they just went with the exact same plot in the movie...
When I saw that the fences were ON THE SIDE of the the blocks I knew that the visual effects artists didn’t do any research because there’s no way that was an intentional change. Its like minecraft portrayed from memory by someone who played the game once last year
Ah my favourite Steve phrase, "I................... am Steeeve *rizzes you with my eyebrows*" I love it when I start up Minecraft and Steve comes up in his neatly done V-neck turtleneck and says "I am Steve" it's my favourite part of every day.
My favourite Steve phrase is “I am placing blocks and shit cause I’m in fuckin Minecraft, I am placing blocks and shit cause I’m in fuckin Minecraft, OHHH MY GODDD!? IS THAT…. FUCKIN PIG!?”
Hi Gerg I found a Russian TH-camr that stealing your videos and he said that he soon will make a server with all your mine games that you made The name is Domicheky
Here’s a bit of the “plot” from the trailer description: “Welcome to the world of Minecraft, where creativity doesn’t just help you craft, it’s essential to one’s survival! Four misfits-Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison (Momoa), Henry (Hansen), Natalie (Myers) and Dawn (Brooks)-find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like Piglins and Zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world.”
I actually quite like jack black, but I think the problem comes from every videogame movie trying to shove him into prominent roles he just isnt made for. his acting was well suited for school of rock and kung fu panda. and his voice was already pretty good for bowser. but from minute one, I thought it was just kinda dumb to try and mould jack black into claptrap, and I thought it was quite clear they were doing it for the name more than anything. But even worse is trying to make him STEVE. steve is a blank slate, he has no personality, no real defining features, no character. you cannot put someone as distinct as jack black in a blue shirt and call it a fucking day. it is lazy marketing at its peak.
@@DodgeThatAttack im talking more about the character being molded to look like the actor, instead of the actor trying to be like character Mark hamill, the actor of luke skywalker voiced batman's joker in many shows, and they never made joker look or act like mark hamill
You are absolutely right! I’m a kid of the 80s-- movies that were made for kids tended to be enjoyed by adults or at least the movie makers took the same care to make a lot of kids and teens movies as the adult-movies. I think a lot about the 1st teenage mutant ninja turtles movie (which had very mature themes but as a 9 year old girl, I absolutely got and appreciated and still do), the 1st land before time film (dealt with racism!), thr never ending story (background story about a child losing his mother), Hook (a grown up Peter Pan who needed to get back his childlike wonder) and stuff like that. And yea we had cash grab crap like the 1st Mario bros movie (the live action one) which didn’t respect the source material and all us kids hated it. That was my 1st real movie disappointment. The “it’s for kids” just isn’t a valid excuse!
The worst thing is we're probably gonna get another god awful trailer at Minecraft Live and they'll spend quite some time on it too. Even worse idea: The next update is tied to this bloody movie. God i hope not
I actually doubt they would directly add stuff from the movie to the game, especially seeing the large backlash. But if they do, it'll probably be an official mod. And only 60 bucks from the marketplace. Oh no.
It would just be nice to see a game that people have grown up with for a large portion of their lives not be directed to the younger audiences for money. We expected nostalgia and got a quick money grab
@@nobodys_here07get the hermitcraft gang, they are objectively some of the most popular mc TH-camrs out there and their smp has been running for over a decade with no allegations against them.
Imagine we get the Dream SMP made into an animated movie. It won't be hard either, we already have all the plot and lines needed to make one. Just imagine SADist with a team of animators with whatever budget they had making this
When someone responds to criticism of a movie with the counter argument that those opinions don't matter because it's aimed at kids, they might as well be saying "kids are stupid and will enjoy anything, and the goal of this movie isn't to be good, it's to exploit that stupidity for profit."
It's the same blue portal legends has, I think this is just a… Horrendously out of date tie-in to legends. Which Microsoft stopped supporting years ago.
I mean this is literally the best review of the trailer that I have seen. Surprising coming from gerg. But yeah the mixels are probably the reason why the backgrounds look jarring
the thing is, the mixels aren't really a thing in wide shots, you can see that each "bigger" block is made of smaller blocks. The art direction is actually pretty good, but then when you get to smaller stuff like buildings and trees, the mixels are jarring.
The moment I heard this movie was going to be live action back in 2015 I immediately knew that the art director was going to be a disaster and it was going to be a 'sucked into a video game trope' movie. 9 years later and this has now become one of my most accurate long term prediction.
Jack Black is an amazing person and actor, and i adore him, but he can't save this. He loves video games and probably loves Minecraft as well, but no matter how much love he has for it, this, is just bad, and it's not gonna be good. If it was fully animated and he was a voice actor for steve that would be amazing, but alas
bro it wouldve been SO GOOD to see HEROBRINE be the villain! The piglins is a new feature that people who played the game for years don't have too much attachment over, they would be attached to zombie pigman more, but Herobrine has been a thing BASICALLY FROM THE BEGINNING, and he would've been so much cooler and a much bigger threat if depicted like fan canon herobrine.
piglins have been a thing since nether existed, what are you talking about? Zombie pigmen implies the existence of normal pigmen. Nether update just changed the models and added non-zombie piglins. Herobrine is fully a fan concept, but I do agree it would be an epic villain compared to piglins
Zombie pigmen are different from normal piglins in the sense that they are a different mob to the piglins and no longer in the game, what we have now are zombie piglins not pigmen.
They should have done it the same way as the netflix original "the hollow" where the main character are in a game world and are animated whilst in it. There are some cenes where they are in the real world, but then they're real people. mixing real people into an animated univere just looks weired
Technically mixels are _pixels_ with differing sizes so these would be moxels(definitely didn’t just pull that out of my ass), voxels with differing sizes.
i hate the fact that they based it on minecraft legends, they are beating a dead horse. (they might as well call the movie jumanji mixelcraft) and the terrain looks AI generated like in those fake free minecraft ads. edit: i just noticed they have a windmill... A FREAKING WINDMILL
i love how jack black got one speaking role in the trailer and you can already tell he is overacting his ass off. he knows this is stupid and is gonna take the piss all the way to the bank.
The "it's made for kids argument why do you care" is so annoying. Something being made for kids doesn't mean it can get away with being low quality. Why is it acceptable to some people for kids media to be trash? It doesn't make sense, kids deserve well made media just as much as adults do.
Considering how well and long ago the Lego movies came out and looked so recognizable as Lego I’m very disappointed in the quality of the Minecraft movie.
I think a simpler reason for it being called "a minecraft movie" and it comes from jeb in his minecraft game design book. On the page 31 he says this, "Is the story taking place in a specific world or is it relevant to the multiverse of Minecraft? More specifically is a spin-off game expanding the lore, or is it an isolated event taking place in one of many worlds? In the core game, it is better to be unspecific and generic to fit all possibilities, but a static story can have more details, such as named characters and items." I think minecraft has the general theme of the world being malleable to whatever the player needs to be, and the movie will probably lean hard into this concept as well. so having a title that hints to this being just one of many minecraft stories is more tied to that philosophy about the game, or i guess in this case, "the brand".
I think they should have went with literal live action, but with better actors that arent ugly. The zombie pigmen should be puppets stitched from discarded pig carcasses. The creepers should literally explode. CGI should maybe be reserved for ghasts, wardens and endermen depending on art direction
Damn, I get that you don’t like the movie but there’s no need to be so bitter and spiteful to Jack Black, calling him an “old fat bucket of Lard.” Calm down man, it’s just a movie, it is not that serious
I'm looking forward two see the minecraft movie but i hope it's a April fools day joke this teaser trailer because it comes out on April 4th. And the cgi might scare alot of kids but minecraft has always have been scary in some way. And i hope its not a cash grab to make alot of money on merchandise aswell 🤔 💰💰💵
I have not watched the video yet, but i have seen many of this man's shorts, this is probably gonna be the most unhinged, insanity fueled video I have ever seen...
I am obligated to shill for my merchandise:
www.makeship.com/products/gerg-plushie
A masterpiece.
its a actually A minecraft movie
oh wait..
This one is better
Can this be placed on the jar?
There are two possibilities for this:
Option 1: This trailer is purely meant to build conversation around the movie and will be used as a decoy until they can release the actual trailer, hence why it is called “A Minecraft Movie” and not “The Minecraft Movie”
Option 2: Option 1 is pure copium and this is what we are getting.
Ima take some copium, thanks.
Waiter! Waiter! One gallon of copium please!
I'm sorry, but Option 1 is pure copium. There's a vanishingly thin chance of execs signing off on a marketing ploy like that, let alone them doing it *and* making a good movie.
I feel like option one is still arguable.
@@haph2087 probably, but I’m hoping they don’t ruin the movie version of the most popular game to exist
I've seen "it's made for kids" so many times and it shouldn't be an excuse for why something is this bad.
If it's bad it's bad, it's not bad because it was made for a younger audience.
Yes
it's not good because it was made for a younger audience.*
I agree with the statement “It is made for kids.” For Bluey’s show, Minecraft is for all ages though.
A good example is Dreamworks movies. Most of, if not all of them, are "made for kids" but they have some amazing details and humor that is more directed toward the older audience.
Exactly. Kids deserve quality. The "it's for kids" excuse only works when you get people overthinking something and seeing dark messaging somewhere where there isn't, or complaining about a kids' game being easy. It's never an excuse for straight up bad quality.
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE MIXELS THANK YOU FOR TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GRAAAAAAAAAH
Mixels was a banger Lego theme
Fr it gave a ton of useful joint pieces
chill
This shit looks like ai generated movie
wouldn't it be called moxels since minecraft is voxel based
Some children do not LIKE the trailer.
Its also rated PG13 aka not meant for CHILDREN but for TEENAGERS this is a reference for the horrible article made by that guy
If it means children under 10 then even with mincraft being kid friendly,with the realistic piglins and probably other mobs they wouls be scared ngl 😅
its not going to sell then
there is absolutely no way this movie is PG-13
I think if it was PG-13 they would've shown that. I don't think we'll actually get the rating until sometime a lot closer to the release date.
İm 13 and this looks sh.t
“Old fat bucket”
Ouch, Gerg. Steve has feelings, you know.
Yeah, but steve is an olympic athlete and he eats potatoes done congratulations which contains carcinogens. Cancer cells eat up a lot of your fat so ot really doesnt make sense why he is fat? Maybe he is just a strongman and its all muscle??? Idk, but that is not the steve I know.
@MaxCornerstonethecool burnt potatoes contain carcinogens. Source: FDA
@MaxCornerstonethecool potato = helth
@@col2650
The best way I can justify this casting is they wanted to give a stereoypical lumberjack look for Steve which I guess would make sense for someone who spends his time breaking, carrying and constructing with blocks.
@@col2650 in animal studies, not human trials. There is not enough human evidence to stake that claim with your level or certainty.
They should have just given element animation a bunch of money and a lot of people to help them, but they would probably just blow it all on a Villager News movie.
Testificate man: the movie
coming to theaters soon
Legitimately would go out to the theater for a Villager News feature-length movie. At least there's passion in that compared to… whatever WB was cooking
God a Villager News movie would be PEAK
Could be something like an Anchorman parody but for kids
. . . Goddamnit, I now want to see a Villager News movie.
@@Mariorox1956 wb was not cooking they were microwaving
Can't wait to see "A Roblox Movie" and have Chris Pratt, as Roblox Builderman (it would be just Chris in a helmet and black hoodie) slowly turn to the main character, and says "Life... IS ROBLOX." and have the main character stare at him akwardly. That would be soo peak ong.
Fr fr
lol YES!!!!
"who are you?"
"I AM BUILDERMAN"
The hard part is who will be the villain?
1x1x1x1?
Tubers93?
Guest 666?
There would be a final battle with our heroes in one side and a bunch of hackers on the other and then in a plot twist the whole thing is content deleted
7:33 people who'd refer this movie 'for kids' should realize that Minecraft wouldn't be popular if it werent for us. The kids that played Minecraft when it first released are the adults or teens who are the reason Minecraft is getting all of this love. And are the same one (like me) disagreeing with what the upcoming movie has
and heres the thing you can make a movie for kids that is still really good ghibli is made for kids puss in boots 2 was made for kids gravity falls was made for kids. Made for kids jsut means that sex and gore should prolly not be a big part of it not that you have to talk down to your fucking audience.
And also that the reason a lot of kids are into minecraft are because of TH-camrs who played it and showed how fun it was.
Also as minecraft legends has proved, just because something is attached to the minecraft brand doesnt mean people, even kids, will buy into it. Movie tickets are about as expensive as those games now
Honestly, I haven't seen any kids like it either. They're mostly just forming their opinions off of whatever youtuber they like's opinions. If they wanted to get the 10 year olds happy (as the director stated), they would've tried to make the people informing said 10 year olds about the movie happy.
My biggest problem with the article is that if Minecraft is a 10+ game, and the film is for people under nine years old, then who’s going to watch the movie?
Minecraft is 7+
@@xenirdminecraft is like 15
@@xenirdMinecraft become known to the public 15 years ago and officially released 12 years old.
Minecraft is meant to be a game for everyone. The movie should be too.
@@trollinski20 No? Minecraft is for 7+ years old, where did you get 15 from
They hit Pheonix. They hit Mumbo. Watch out Gerg, Warner Brothers are after you.
Its especially weird with mumbo, considering he went on set and he really only said positive things about it.
context?
@@kiratwo4u Copyright claims. Pheonix compared the trailer to a fanmade movie and they claim striked the video OVER THE FANMADE PART.
They hit the second tower.
@@TaimoorSiddiqui-k6y ah yes using copywrite for what it was actually intended for silencing critics.
I... am STEVE!
Rogers.
Ur not Steve
You… are CAT!
"My name is Brine, but I am no hero"
@@akshaj7011 "My name is 303, but I am not an entity anymore"
@@alisinanucer I... am CAT
fun fact: its all backlit. Every shot of the characters greenscreened in? all the light is from behind the cast. the angle almost never changes.
Can’t believe Microsoft was so lazy they couldn’t even go to Minecraft to film the trailer
It's a reference to minecraft's directional shading.
@@AnotherTowerDev well it looks dogshit so id bet either they didnt care if a reference would be good to include or not, or its not intentional and they just dont give a damn
things people get wrong about this movie:
1- the fact that its not a minecraft movie. its not, ok. its a minecraft legends movie because if piglins were to go into the over world, they would die.
2- "steve" isnt just jack black in a blue shirt, he is jack black in TWO blue shirts, one being a turtle neck, one being a v neck
Finally, somebody who talks about piglin zombification.
i saw no one talking about the covered v-neck and i felt like i've been going insane because of it. I hate it so much, what is the point of the v-neck if your undershirt is the exact same colour. I hate you. I hate you.
@@tysartb00k mumbo also talked about it
@@themineguy1234 thank gosh. good ol' Mumbo, whoever theys is. i just hope the movie will be atleast fascinating from an artist perspective.
Also, this isn’t a game. It’s an entirely other dimension.
The Minecraft Legends connection makes total sense because the thing that always bothered me about this game is that the piglins can be in the over world without zombifieing and this movie does the same thing
Nah i think the piglins in the overworld might be a bit they are saving.... however that sounds too funny for them to pull off
Maybe it was before the more aggressive airborne strain of the zombie virus was developed by the Illagers, which kept them out for good.
A simple explanation could be that they found a way to make a potion that makes them immune to the Overworld effect, though knowing Warner Bros at its current state, they would never think of that.
@@aaamogusthespiderever2566 But wouldn't we have seen particle effects over the piglins in Minecraft legends though?
@@Alfred_The_Late Like I said, Mojang wouldn’t be able to think of that at the current times
Jack Black IS a good actor it's just how popular he is that gets him in lots of cash grab roles.
I call it the "Adam Sandler" complex, because no matter what good films he makes, their are like, ten romance comedy's that are so bad it would make you want to puke.
and ? this is a movie that based off on video games, that would be cool if he play Notch NOT STEVE
He loves Making movies and he loves video games. So that’s why he does so many
@@vusherman1125 Yeah nah notch is a terrible person.
@@vusherman1125i don't think Jack Black would want to play a N-zi, and Warner Bros/Microsoft dont want anything to do with him
Jason Momoa should have been Steve. He has a much more accurate build and even skin color to the actual Steve character. Jack Black should have been playing Notch if anyone. This whole project is just so poorly executed.
I don't think they would include notch in it because they've already distanced themselves from him by removing him from the credits in game because he turned out to be a bad person
I was so certain that Momoa would play Steve- Like, with the small beard and strong muscles is how I always saw Steve. Not jack black. I was expecting him to play a supportive role.
@@absolutelyBOATED Hes not a bad person lmao, he just said some things that "offended" the twitter lobotomites.
or maybe that square headed asian guy
Plus, 2 meters (height of steve) is like 6'5, Mamoa's height. This is important if they're trying to pretend humans entered the overworld.
funny how the minecraft movie trailer released at the same time as another minecraft animated movie released made by 2 animator re-making minecraft story mode im starting to wonder which one is the actual minecraft movie
where can i see this one? sounds very interesting
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@PedroHenrique-zff the video is this th-cam.com/video/sOE98frT3Uk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=XBuLxWB8S41XMMyr
@@PedroHenrique-zff Look up "Minecraft Story Mode Remake Trailer" or something like that
@@PedroHenrique-zffJust search "Minecraft Story Mode Remake"
Man I hate that pink sheep so much, I can't sleep because I've been having nightmares about that atrocious sheep. He keeps telling me I can't breathe and always begs me to get him an inhaler
Electroshock therapy should do the trick for ya! 🔌🎛️⚡️
@@coleeckerman1390 I tried everything but I still can't find inner peace because of that abominable, hideous, naturally horrendous sheep
It’s the llama for me. That thing looks like a dingy faux fur chair that old women with tacky leopard spot pants own, but it has a face and is in one of the least funny, most overdone bits in movies like this.
the mobs are ALMOST cute. if they didn't make the mobs have these.. gross faces that look like they produce GALLONS of saliva, i think the mobs would be perfect. but no, we just HAD to make the creeper cuter than the sheep and llama
The human brain is a fascinating thing
8:33 i did not know that gerg saying" i, am STEVE" was going to make my year
Piglins are such a boring enemy they just don’t got that spark they could just like make everyone happy with herobrine myths or the wither storm but something I understand is out of this world and not related to Minecraft at all and maybe something you wouldn’t instantly think of would be… THE ENDERDRAGON
Honestly Herobrine being like this ethereal stalker figure would be so fire.
@@HaispawnerYess Herobrine should be in there
They could take literally any random thing that ever happened on 2b2t and statistically, it would probably be a more interesting plot than what they actually went with.
Enough with the Herobrine, he's an over hyped creepy-pasta well past his expiry date, and isn't actually Minecraft. Also your Ender dragon thing is correct, that is the go to antagonist, along with the wither.
I would replace the Piglins with the Endermen and the Ender Dragon, the Piglins already had their time to shine
Nobody cares about the Minecraft brand, only the game. Microsoft has failed time after time thinking people care about the brand.
the funny part is, that microsoft themselves made minecraft into nothing but a game. "minecraft" is not a world with shared rules, legends has different mobs and logic (zombification) than minecraft. "minecraft" isn't a visual style, even the trailers switch up the textures from minecraft. It is nothing else than the game.
Or rather, they failed to make people to care about the brand.
Movie makers: we want the Minecraft Movie to be unique and original by turning it into live action similar to detective pikachu and sonic!
Also movie makers: whAT If PeOPle fOUnd ThEMseLVES trAPpEd INsIde A viDEo GAme?!
I feel like it's going to be a Jumanji clone. That's it.
@@ShootingStars1624What if it's Jumanji but all the challenges are Gerg's minigames
They didn't look very trapped to me
@@Haispawner The worst part is I would rather watch that movie than this one.
@@Quick15 Gerg is the new jigsaw
I remember owning a book about some kids going into Minecraft through a nather portal irl and fighting the ender dragon or something.
And they just went with the exact same plot in the movie...
do you still have the book
When I saw that the fences were ON THE SIDE of the the blocks I knew that the visual effects artists didn’t do any research because there’s no way that was an intentional change. Its like minecraft portrayed from memory by someone who played the game once last year
This is absolutely an unnecessary nitpick, it really doesn’t matter.
4:44 never thought gerg saying "I... AM STEVE" would've been one of the most enjoyable things in my life
RAAAHH🔥🔥
Pfffft- 😂
@@ShraruVyas Lol
Ah my favourite Steve phrase, "I................... am Steeeve *rizzes you with my eyebrows*" I love it when I start up Minecraft and Steve comes up in his neatly done V-neck turtleneck and says "I am Steve" it's my favourite part of every day.
My favourite Steve phrase is “I am placing blocks and shit cause I’m in fuckin Minecraft, I am placing blocks and shit cause I’m in fuckin Minecraft, OHHH MY GODDD!? IS THAT…. FUCKIN PIG!?”
Hi Gerg I found a Russian TH-camr that stealing your videos and he said that he soon will make a server with all your mine games that you made
The name is Domicheky
Name?
@@BLET_55artem55 domicheky
What’s the name?
Gerg is going to hell with bro 💀
@@BLET_55artem55 domicheky
Here’s a bit of the “plot” from the trailer description:
“Welcome to the world of Minecraft, where creativity doesn’t just help you craft, it’s essential to one’s survival! Four misfits-Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison (Momoa), Henry (Hansen), Natalie (Myers) and Dawn (Brooks)-find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like Piglins and Zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world.”
Garbage Man is on point lol
I know it's tired to say this by now, but this synopsis really does feel like it was generated by chatGPT or something. It's really bland.
I actually quite like jack black, but I think the problem comes from every videogame movie trying to shove him into prominent roles he just isnt made for.
his acting was well suited for school of rock and kung fu panda.
and his voice was already pretty good for bowser.
but from minute one, I thought it was just kinda dumb to try and mould jack black into claptrap, and I thought it was quite clear they were doing it for the name more than anything.
But even worse is trying to make him STEVE.
steve is a blank slate, he has no personality, no real defining features, no character.
you cannot put someone as distinct as jack black in a blue shirt and call it a fucking day. it is lazy marketing at its peak.
bowser was awful, it was animated movie but they made bowser look and move like jack black. Just weird.
@@benshulz4179 im not gonna pretend jack black was exactly prime bowser material, but if they HAD to cast jack black, im glad it _was_ as bowser
@@DodgeThatAttack im talking more about the character being molded to look like the actor, instead of the actor trying to be like character
Mark hamill, the actor of luke skywalker voiced batman's joker in many shows, and they never made joker look or act like mark hamill
@@benshulz4179 yeah, that stuff is always weird to me
"Its for kids" doesn't mean it should be bad.
You are absolutely right! I’m a kid of the 80s-- movies that were made for kids tended to be enjoyed by adults or at least the movie makers took the same care to make a lot of kids and teens movies as the adult-movies.
I think a lot about the 1st teenage mutant ninja turtles movie (which had very mature themes but as a 9 year old girl, I absolutely got and appreciated and still do), the 1st land before time film (dealt with racism!), thr never ending story (background story about a child losing his mother), Hook (a grown up Peter Pan who needed to get back his childlike wonder) and stuff like that. And yea we had cash grab crap like the 1st Mario bros movie (the live action one) which didn’t respect the source material and all us kids hated it. That was my 1st real movie disappointment.
The “it’s for kids” just isn’t a valid excuse!
We need to put more effort into media for the most impressionable, not less.
The worst thing is we're probably gonna get another god awful trailer at Minecraft Live and they'll spend quite some time on it too.
Even worse idea: The next update is tied to this bloody movie. God i hope not
You'll be able to have your own chain buckets.
I actually doubt they would directly add stuff from the movie to the game, especially seeing the large backlash. But if they do, it'll probably be an official mod. And only 60 bucks from the marketplace. Oh no.
It would just be nice to see a game that people have grown up with for a large portion of their lives not be directed to the younger audiences for money. We expected nostalgia and got a quick money grab
Gerg ranting is music to my ears!
Amen, brother. Amen.
I wasn't suprised that Warner Bros. didn't look at the criticism when the leaks happened and didn't have a second thought
They should just ask some Minecraft TH-camrs to make a fun smp or sum
We'll how long it'll run before someone gets involved in another Discord related mishap
@@nobodys_here07get the hermitcraft gang, they are objectively some of the most popular mc TH-camrs out there and their smp has been running for over a decade with no allegations against them.
@@nobodys_here07I’m guessing 1 or 2 minutes
Imagine we get the Dream SMP made into an animated movie. It won't be hard either, we already have all the plot and lines needed to make one. Just imagine SADist with a team of animators with whatever budget they had making this
@@CrumbldHashtagThe Dream SMP doesn't exactly follow the story of Minecraft so it wouldn't exactly make much sense as a Minecraft movie
When someone responds to criticism of a movie with the counter argument that those opinions don't matter because it's aimed at kids, they might as well be saying "kids are stupid and will enjoy anything, and the goal of this movie isn't to be good, it's to exploit that stupidity for profit."
4:55 I think they should’ve called it Minecraft movie edition
+ Yeah!
The movie is closer to Legends then the base game. Also there's create and dynamic trees features in it.
It's the same blue portal legends has, I think this is just a… Horrendously out of date tie-in to legends. Which Microsoft stopped supporting years ago.
I mean this is literally the best review of the trailer that I have seen. Surprising coming from gerg. But yeah the mixels are probably the reason why the backgrounds look jarring
Fr
the thing is, the mixels aren't really a thing in wide shots, you can see that each "bigger" block is made of smaller blocks. The art direction is actually pretty good, but then when you get to smaller stuff like buildings and trees, the mixels are jarring.
@@benshulz4179 they clearly got some really good vfx artists they just don't have any experience working with voxel art
Bruh. They literally just put a blue shirt on Jack Black, and called it a day.
I'm so sick of meta movies
They gave us Minecraft story mode, how hard is it to follow the same direction ?
They should've made minecraft story Mode but movie
@@lucraftx1596 exactly.
Follow the same animation and boom ! You got an excellent movie on your hands
there's a fan animation on youtube making a minecraft storymode series
I will never look at a pink sheep the same again
i actually found baby pink sheep like 3 days ago lol
The movie would be 100000000× better if pink sheep with the mustache was the main character
I'm still having nightmares with that llama...
It's good
The creeper was the only true looking mob in that
Then again how can you f up a basic mob look
The movie trailer is those 2017 MINECRAFT REALISTIC videos
minecraft vs real life 🔥🔥 ahh shit
If someone says "Under an hour gang" I will curse their entire bloodline
…
………….under an hour gang. (dont hurt me please i cant help it)
under a year gang: lol
@@DaBookNerd Siz ushbu sharh bo'limida vafot etgan birinchi odam bo'lasiz
@@Youraveragecommenter45 Familia tua usque ad internecionem maledicta est
People who like bananas gang
The moment I heard this movie was going to be live action back in 2015 I immediately knew that the art director was going to be a disaster and it was going to be a 'sucked into a video game trope' movie. 9 years later and this has now become one of my most accurate long term prediction.
Mojang never fails to excite and disappoint!
Bro casually pulls a molotov cocktail out of his inventory 5:57
Caught me off guard too. If I remember correct, it's also illegal to make mollies? Gerg gotta be careful!
@@Doppler_the_Protogen gerg doesn't care
6:51 i hate how most films that i like, people hate, and most films that i dislike, people love.
Yeah fr
fr (i think i enjoyed jumanji 2017... 💀)
Unhinged? Nah, this is a completely normal reaction, what are you talking about?
Jack Black is an amazing person and actor, and i adore him, but he can't save this. He loves video games and probably loves Minecraft as well, but no matter how much love he has for it, this, is just bad, and it's not gonna be good. If it was fully animated and he was a voice actor for steve that would be amazing, but alas
This aint minecraft
This is pure nightmare fuel
bro it wouldve been SO GOOD to see HEROBRINE be the villain! The piglins is a new feature that people who played the game for years don't have too much attachment over, they would be attached to zombie pigman more, but Herobrine has been a thing BASICALLY FROM THE BEGINNING, and he would've been so much cooler and a much bigger threat if depicted like fan canon herobrine.
piglins have been a thing since nether existed, what are you talking about? Zombie pigmen implies the existence of normal pigmen. Nether update just changed the models and added non-zombie piglins.
Herobrine is fully a fan concept, but I do agree it would be an epic villain compared to piglins
Zombie pigmen are different from normal piglins in the sense that they are a different mob to the piglins and no longer in the game, what we have now are zombie piglins not pigmen.
@@Cheeseburgerlove dude, it's just a name and model change. Every part of their identity is the same
@@benshulz4179 Just not the same feeling, its different to older minecraft players.
@@Cheeseburgerlove not really
They should have done it the same way as the netflix original "the hollow" where the main character are in a game world and are animated whilst in it. There are some cenes where they are in the real world, but then they're real people. mixing real people into an animated univere just looks weired
the plot of going into videogame is done to death and ultimately a lot less interesting than just having a story set in the world of minecraft.
1:56 a good example of models is Fnaf, as it creates a sense of unfamiliarity and weirdness
Yet the movie was good not great but good and I doubt this one would the same
Yeah. SCOTT DIDN'T DO PIXEL ART. WE DREW WITH THE SQUARE TOOL IN GOD DANG MICROSOFT PAINT.
This movie feels like minecraft legends rather than minecraft
1:18 when i rewatched this video (for some reason) i noticed that that is not double grass but 2 separate grass nightmare fuel block things.
That sheep is my sleep paralysis demon and I want to scream
i did NOT expect the risk of rain music in the background
My dumbass zoned out and at 4:09 when you said, “well Jared?” I just responded out loud with “yes?” Thinking someone was calling out my name
8:08 Notch’s name is red from the Shinigami Eyes extension lmaoooooo
Yeah I noticed that too lol, I wonder why gerg has shinigami eyes tho, he's cis afaik.
@@abbywiley6467I'd assume either Gerg got the screenshots from elsewhere. Or Gerg is a trans ally.
@@abbywiley6467it's also useful for allies, and for regular people, to stay away and not interact with horrible people
it look like one of those angry bird movie trailer spoofs from the early 2010s
I heard Mixels and immediately thought of the Lego Series
I feel like this movie is gonna end up like the 1993 Mario movie
Technically mixels are _pixels_ with differing sizes so these would be moxels(definitely didn’t just pull that out of my ass), voxels with differing sizes.
The best Minecraft movie imo is Minecraft from the mobs perspective
I'm actually impressed, this is the first time I've seen a movie trailer that you can rant about for over 5 times longer than the trailer itself
5:43 holy crap that was smooth
Best merch plug ever
I swear Gerg was at his breaking point while watching this movie trailer
4:00 why do you have shotgun shells on your wall
For the irs of course
Yeah just for those minor inconveniences.
Its from the buckshot roulette vid
In case of emergency
Buckshot roulette, or in case the cartel comes after him again…
Imagine they somehow pull a Sonic Trailer situation on us...
i hate the fact that they based it on minecraft legends, they are beating a dead horse. (they might as well call the movie jumanji mixelcraft) and the terrain looks AI generated like in those fake free minecraft ads.
edit: i just noticed they have a windmill... A FREAKING WINDMILL
For an Unhinged Rant, this is rather concise and well spoken.
i love how jack black got one speaking role in the trailer and you can already tell he is overacting his ass off.
he knows this is stupid and is gonna take the piss all the way to the bank.
The observation about mixels is so on point. You've perfectly articulated what I hate about the artstyle.
The "it's made for kids argument why do you care" is so annoying. Something being made for kids doesn't mean it can get away with being low quality. Why is it acceptable to some people for kids media to be trash? It doesn't make sense, kids deserve well made media just as much as adults do.
Guyss, did you all forget about the Netflix Animated Minecraft series? If this is bad, at least we got a backup.
Considering how well and long ago the Lego movies came out and looked so recognizable as Lego I’m very disappointed in the quality of the Minecraft movie.
and I don’t know if anybody noticed yet, but also, the ‘bucket’ Jason mamoa is crafting in that scene? WHAT IS IT? A CHAINED DUAL-WEILD BUCKET???
Hearing the Death By AI background music around 3 minutes in gave me a jumpscare I was NOT expecting.
8:15 makes sense since there was that art style change notch wanted in the alpha
OH RIGHT makes sense
Jack Black should have said "I am placing block and shit cuz I'm in fucking minecraft"
the ending 😭"I- AM STEVEEE"
It looks more like someone’s first using world edit ngl
The Minecraft movie is like the middle child: a FAIL (nothing against middle children)
It kinda feels like you have something against middle children
i am also offended as a middle child
Gonna be watching gerg's review instead of watching the movie when it's out.
Gerg i griefed your Minecraft server
Okay😅
That’s crazy
Ayo bro lemme help you grief
Damn…
Flaming who hurt you bro😢
I think a simpler reason for it being called "a minecraft movie" and it comes from jeb in his minecraft game design book.
On the page 31 he says this, "Is the story taking place in a specific world or is it relevant to the multiverse of Minecraft? More specifically is a spin-off game expanding the lore, or is it an isolated event taking place in one of many worlds? In the core game, it is better to be unspecific and generic to fit all possibilities, but a static story can have more details, such as named characters and items."
I think minecraft has the general theme of the world being malleable to whatever the player needs to be, and the movie will probably lean hard into this concept as well. so having a title that hints to this being just one of many minecraft stories is more tied to that philosophy about the game, or i guess in this case, "the brand".
I think they should have went with literal live action, but with better actors that arent ugly. The zombie pigmen should be puppets stitched from discarded pig carcasses. The creepers should literally explode. CGI should maybe be reserved for ghasts, wardens and endermen depending on art direction
Tbf that would look even worse
That's even worse 😭
Just go full live action
it should’ve just been a really long episode of villager news
_gerg are you going into insanity because of this?
He’s already there lol
Words can not describe how much hate i feel whenever i see this pink sheep.
Damn, I get that you don’t like the movie but there’s no need to be so bitter and spiteful to Jack Black, calling him an “old fat bucket of Lard.” Calm down man, it’s just a movie, it is not that serious
I'm guessing people with realistic block shape heads and limbs can be terrifying And uncanny that already is life action
5:49 I legit got the official one yesterday because he is so derpy looking lol
I'm looking forward two see the minecraft movie but i hope it's a April fools day joke this teaser trailer because it comes out on April 4th. And the cgi might scare alot of kids but minecraft has always have been scary in some way. And i hope its not a cash grab to make alot of money on merchandise aswell 🤔 💰💰💵
7:22 minecraft movie is totally made for nine year olds, the game being rated 10+
Maaaaaa 🐑
What the hell?
I have not watched the video yet, but i have seen many of this man's shorts, this is probably gonna be the most unhinged, insanity fueled video I have ever seen...
This was not nearly as unhinged as I thought it would be...
3:37 I see what you mean, but come on man. We love Jack Black