I remember the good old days where in order to be a stream sniper you actually had to taunt or teabag. Now if you just pick a certain character or beat him, you automatically get the rank of stream sniper which unfortunately has devalued the title. If everybody's a stream sniper nobody's a stream sniper
The only fighting games where stream sniping is actually possible are USF4 and pre-MK1 NRS games. At least in those games, one could see which character the streamer is picking and go for counter-picks. Dale calling everyone a stream sniper is just him proactively doing damage control over the beating to come.
Dale deleting T8 is like a bad breakup-he swears it's over, but you know they'll be back together by the weekend. “Just Chatting” doesn’t bring in the same drama, and let’s face it, Dale without salt is like a burger without fries.
The arc: - turns on SF4 - picks a few contemporaries like Dan, Gen, and Gouken - starts losing - begins to get serious, picks Rose and Rolento - loses anyway
@@acr4715 Watching Dale lock in like he’s about to unleash some next-level, god-tier gameplay, only to get folded faster than a lawn chair, is peak entertainment. It’s like he’s hyping himself up for a comeback, but all he’s really doing is marinating in his own salt bath. You can see the gears turning, the excuses loading, and the salt levels rising with every failed move. The harder he tries, the saltier the meltdown, and by the end of it, you’ve got enough seasoning to last a lifetime. For someone who locks in, he sure spends a lot of time getting locked out of the win screen.
I saw another guy play with victor and I saw more moves and different combos that I've NEVER seen LTG do with him. He just does the same basic stuff with victor and thinks he's the best there is out here
he’s back to plugging on T8 lol. i wish someone would have uploaded a SF4 ragequit comp. he was showing us that night, that the way he is ragequitting in sf4 is truly the way he wants to play T8. bc he can’t plug as much as he wants to, it’s eating him up inside, and making him want to quit playing altogether
Dale plugging T8 like it’s a leaky faucet he just can’t fix. If SF4 ragequits were an art form, he’d be Picasso. The man’s unplugging like it’s his special move-just call it the "Ragequit Rhapsody.”
@@LucasSouza-cv6bs Dale’s logic is a beautiful mess: logs on at 3 a.m., gets a match, and immediately throws on the tinfoil hat. "Who’s playing at this ungodly hour? Oh right, literally everyone else doing the same thing I am, but obviously they’re just here to ruin my night." It’s like Dale thinks Capcom sends out personal invites to his private misery party. Newsflash, Dale: it’s the internet, not your Truman Show. People play at all hours-you’re not being hunted, you’re just… there.
This is just him looking for more excuses, but this one makes him look extra stupid in that by his logic, he would be just sitting in the queue by himself because everyone should be asleep, which at that point defeats the purpose of playing the game.
The clown doesn't seem to remember that time zones are a thing... I'm in Scotland, and that's early morning for me, when he usually plays etc and the only real time I get to game
The solution to Dale's fighting game problem: 1. Go to training mode 2. Set the dummy on Stand, no block, & finite HP 3. Beat the dummy until KO This way he wins every time, doesn't have to deal with "stream snipers", doesn't get exposed via open mics, and doesn't have to waste time matchmaking w/ WiFi. Most importantly, his mind doesn't crumble to that of a petulant child not getting their way whenever his opponent does as little as press a button or move. 😂 Who tf plays a game for the sole purpose of being miserable?! 🤣🤣
@@PhokingiLL-m7y Dale’s ultimate self-care routine: boot up training mode, set the dummy to brain dead, and finally bask in the glory of his flawless, L-free record. No snipers, no smack talk, just sweet, sweet, one-sided violence. He can rack up those KOs all day without a single ego bruise or mic meltdown, like the undisputed champion of beating up on lifeless polygons. And hey, maybe this way he won’t have to call the salt mines every time someone has the audacity to, you know, play the game. Who needs competition when you can script your own happy ending? Dale’s found the cheat code for eternal “victory”-just don’t tell him it doesn’t count. 😂🎮
@@teeteew0x850 Anytime this guy says “would never happen to me” It’s happened. “You couldn’t beat me in xyz” “Never lost to blacks except..” “I rog isn’t outsmarting me” Well documented too
@@projecttimeline75 Dale really thought he was about to feast on that sweet Tekken syrup, but all he’s getting served is a big ol’ plate of salt pancakes. Came back to the game like it was a welcome home party, only to realize it’s just the same beatdown buffet. He’s out here expecting sugary wins, but every match is just another reminder that his skills expired like old milk. Dale's breakfast of champions? A mouthful of sodium, no syrup in sight, and a side order of regret.
I think it's because he secretly watches those vid edits where they zoom in on his face when he gets visibly frustrated/angry and he doesn't like that lol
@@JSRFModCentral Dale thought Tekken 8 would be his redemption arc, but it’s more like the sequel to his SFV nightmare-same plot, different game. Tekken 8 has him locked in a full-time lease on L Street, owning his soul like it’s got a mortgage on his self-esteem. He escaped SFV thinking he’d found greener pastures, but now he’s just stuck in a new salt mine, digging deeper with every loss. At this point, Tekken 8 isn’t just owning him-it’s got the deed, the keys, and it’s charging him rent in shattered pride.
@@G4Morgan LowTierGod vs. King is like watching a cat try to fight a laser pointer-he’s swinging at air while King’s over there doing WWE moves. At this point, Dale's real Tekken 8 main is denial!
30:30 this is a good example of the mindset of a scrub. The Ryu player clearly knows how to punish Dales gimmick yet he keeps doing it. Then, when his gimmick fails, he rage quits. This is something I’d expect from a gold player. Dale say failing.
@@aaronphillips3131 Dale’s Tekken 8 experience is so rough, it needs a government assistance program of its own. Uncle Dale’s out here throwing hands like he’s fighting eviction notices instead of opponents. His gameplay is the Section 8 of the fighting game community-unreliable, in shambles, and just barely holding on. If Tekken gave out housing vouchers for all the L’s he’s taking, Dale would be fully covered. It’s like watching a foreclosure with every match, and all the salt in the world isn’t enough to pay the rent on his crumbling skills.
I never understood what's the point of hiding his face from supposed "stream snipers"? Dale a lot players in all fighting games are just better than you.
Dale saying king is a wack character but, he dont know king is a staple character since the beginning. Id say Victor is a wacky character since hes easy mode for Dale which he likes soo much.
You notice how keeps pushing for more reactions? Mf is so concerned about the trolls than his actual fanbase of where he is willing to fall off just to get "rid" of them, y'all broke his metacognition to robustion.
Someone tell "scholar" Ph(rau)D Dale Wilson that there is a concept known as "time zones" where while it it 3 a.m for him, it's probably daylight or still early in the night for someone else. And even then, why is it corny to play games online at 3 a.m when you're doing it?
@@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo Dale out here acting like he’s the Timekeeper of the Internet, completely flabbergasted that not everyone is living in his 3 a.m. pity party. Someone please pass him a globe and a crash course on time zones, because apparently, the concept of the Earth spinning is too much for this self-proclaimed “Ph(rau)D” to comprehend. He’s quick to call others corny for gaming at 3 a.m., but last time I checked, Dale, you’re also out here lurking in the night like a raccoon with a controller. If gaming at 3 a.m. is lame, then congratulations-you’re the king of the cornfield, my dude! 🌽🕰️
@@flexyfalcon The earth doesn't rotate lmfao. You really gonna tell me you haven't listened to Dr. Manu's scholarly lectures on celestial objects and sri lankan porn aliens? GAH DUU
I think he caught onto Nicholai splicing in the replay footage, that's why he stopped caring about finishing matches he knows he gonna lose. Keep mooing lolcow, we'll be sure to remind you when your 50th birthday is coming up!
Gonna take a break from Dale content because his negativity is honestly just annoying and not funny anymore, leaving a comment for the algo though, good luck in your endeavours Nick!
Like there are times he spews so much vile, I have to turn him off. It's like his mind is trained to say the most negative things about a situation. It's quite draining actually.
It's the start of a new month, you know what time it is boys. Gotta pay those late fees for controlled rent on that Section 8, Government subsidized housing! Back to Tekken 8 we go.
@@rigobertoavalos1242 Dale’s favorite combo isn’t even in the game-it’s the ol’ plug and reset. New tag, new day, same scrub tactics. He’s out here farming low ranks like it’s his personal ego booster, acting like he’s discovered some ancient tech by beating newbies. It’s like watching someone reset their GPA every semester just to avoid reality. He can’t beat the pros, but he’ll sure as hell dunk on Little Timmy from the Bronze League. Dale’s game plan? Unplug, rebrand, and pretend like those Ws mean anything.
He's "purposely being streamsniped" by players "spamming random" things. And here I was thinking the trolls sniped him by accident and that spamming random things is a contradiction, but then again, I'm not a scholar like him, so what do I know?
Dale is the most laziest streamer ive ever seen he's too lazy to adapt in video games in general so he cheats and spams the same old thing praying it'll work and get salty when it doesn't lol. 😅😅
Or in resident evil how he basically doesn't like 7 or village because it requires he actually manage his resources. He liked re4 because he could get infinite ammo after a while and in re6 ammo was everywhere. Dale hates having to put effort into anything.
Dale’s strategy is like a broken record stuck on the “spam and pray” track. Adapting? Too much work. He’s out here treating every game like it's Groundhog Day, hoping the same old cheese will magically work while drowning in salt when it doesn’t. Classic Dale!
Unc really slid into further delusion that anyone beating him in a vidya match is a "stream sniper" and "purposefully picking characters against me" on random ranked thus his L's don't count. I remember the SFV days when he said that if he ragequits a match then it doesn't count for a loss either lol. He's ass out here with every fighting game when he should be playing Roblox with his daughter.
Funny af when he was fighting that Leroy how he killed the screen while he was losing, then proceeded to start catching so he turned the game back on only to then fuck up his block and kill the screen again.
Watching Dale play like a scrub with literally every character is hilarious. It’s funny how he’s just trying to run n gun with gen in sf4 and make excuse of “I don’t have to do anything” . That’s your playstyle you want to be lazy to get a win. Tbags just to take a L and even worse thinks he’s so important that everyone is stream sniping him
@@b1slee267 Dale’s playstyle is like a buffet of bad decisions: a little bit of button mashing, a sprinkle of running away, and a whole lot of excuses for dessert. Watching him try to "run n gun" with Gen is like watching someone bring a water gun to a knife fight-it’s just sad and wet. He teabags after every round like it’s his victory dance, but really it’s just a prelude to his inevitable L. Dale thinks he’s the main character in a tragic saga, but really he’s just the tutorial boss no one asked for.
@@Renegade77784 Dale out here acting like he's in the Matrix, dodging imaginary snipers like it's his full-time job. He sees a new player and immediately assumes they're plotting his downfall like it’s some Mission: Impossible sequel. At this rate, Dale’s gonna start side-eyeing NPCs and wondering if they're in on the plot too. 😈🤣
@3:07 Duu does like 5 sweeps and then screens off cuz the opponent blocked low. Crazy part is he does the same thing next round start. What did he expect. XD oh right, he's playing at oh point oh
I've been saying for a while now that someone in his chat needs to tell him that if he quits after the KO his opponents gets the points. 75% of his quits in this game have been pointless lol.
@@Sinister98-qy3om Dale really out here thinking he’s breaking the system, quitting after the K.O. like the pixels are gonna feel sorry for him. He’s got this art of ragequitting down to a science, except the only thing he’s calculating is how to waste the most time possible while still taking the L. Meanwhile, his opponent’s already moved on, sipping tea and collecting the points like it’s a donation drive. Dale’s over here making quitting look like a strategy, but all he’s winning is the gold medal in Crybaby Olympics. 🥇😢
I remember the good old days where in order to be a stream sniper you actually had to taunt or teabag. Now if you just pick a certain character or beat him, you automatically get the rank of stream sniper which unfortunately has devalued the title. If everybody's a stream sniper nobody's a stream sniper
Syndrome type shii
Jokes aside, yeah he just says it all the time now, it's getting borderline schizo
It's cuz the trolls have shattered his cognitive so completely, he thinks everyone is out to get him. Can't imagine living like that.
Trump and Biden bought tekken 7 and 8 to every person in America to stream snipe Dale lol
If you hit him you are already a stream sniper
The only fighting games where stream sniping is actually possible are USF4 and pre-MK1 NRS games.
At least in those games, one could see which character the streamer is picking and go for counter-picks.
Dale calling everyone a stream sniper is just him proactively doing damage control over the beating to come.
That section 8 syrup must smell so damn good for him to keep coming through the cracks to T8
Unoriginal
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf we got a cuck here
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfsounds like you're a cuckenant member
Sucking up to LTG I see
That Section 8 syrup got Dale addicted like it’s the secret sauce to winning-he's coming back like Tekken's his personal Waffle House at 3 a.m.!
the fact that Dale cant keep T8 deleted is proof that he needs fighting games for views and cant just do just chatting like he claims
Let's be real, everyone watches to see him get destroyed in fighting games. He has zero appeal Just Chatting lmao
Dale deleting T8 is like a bad breakup-he swears it's over, but you know they'll be back together by the weekend. “Just Chatting” doesn’t bring in the same drama, and let’s face it, Dale without salt is like a burger without fries.
@@TH_Zireael2077 yep
@@flexyfalconthe cheese is oblivious
He keeps smelling the syrup
The arc:
- turns on SF4
- picks a few contemporaries like Dan, Gen, and Gouken
- starts losing
- begins to get serious, picks Rose and Rolento
- loses anyway
SHHHH THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN 4
"why you yolo ing in an old game"
Like moth to a flame
Like a summer ant to syrup.
Like a groomer to a minor
Like deadbeat to a debt.
Like a bee to honey.
Like a dad to a daughter
He brought the screen back when he thought he was coming back vs the raven only to lose 😂
I love when ltg locks-in and still loses; it stirs up the salt 🧂 even more.
@@acr4715 Watching Dale lock in like he’s about to unleash some next-level, god-tier gameplay, only to get folded faster than a lawn chair, is peak entertainment. It’s like he’s hyping himself up for a comeback, but all he’s really doing is marinating in his own salt bath. You can see the gears turning, the excuses loading, and the salt levels rising with every failed move. The harder he tries, the saltier the meltdown, and by the end of it, you’ve got enough seasoning to last a lifetime. For someone who locks in, he sure spends a lot of time getting locked out of the win screen.
Epic Dale Ownage 19:34
He ate them salty crackers after that Rage Quit lol 😆😭
I'm crying, all he knows is that Victor combo 😂
"Dude's just repeating the same combo over and over! Any scrub can do this combo, this game is so remedial"
You'd think he'd be good at it from how much he does it
I saw another guy play with victor and I saw more moves and different combos that I've NEVER seen LTG do with him. He just does the same basic stuff with victor and thinks he's the best there is out here
he’s back to plugging on T8 lol. i wish someone would have uploaded a SF4 ragequit comp. he was showing us that night, that the way he is ragequitting in sf4 is truly the way he wants to play T8. bc he can’t plug as much as he wants to, it’s eating him up inside, and making him want to quit playing altogether
Dale plugging T8 like it’s a leaky faucet he just can’t fix. If SF4 ragequits were an art form, he’d be Picasso. The man’s unplugging like it’s his special move-just call it the "Ragequit Rhapsody.”
The time he spent trying not to plug really got to him and now he's blowing up all the pent up rage lmao
@@liviekumori 1000% agree
Dale: queue's up on SF at 3 a.m.
Also Dale: "who plays this game at 3 a.m.? Clearly a stream sniper"
@@LucasSouza-cv6bs Dale’s logic is a beautiful mess: logs on at 3 a.m., gets a match, and immediately throws on the tinfoil hat. "Who’s playing at this ungodly hour? Oh right, literally everyone else doing the same thing I am, but obviously they’re just here to ruin my night." It’s like Dale thinks Capcom sends out personal invites to his private misery party. Newsflash, Dale: it’s the internet, not your Truman Show. People play at all hours-you’re not being hunted, you’re just… there.
This is just him looking for more excuses, but this one makes him look extra stupid in that by his logic, he would be just sitting in the queue by himself because everyone should be asleep, which at that point defeats the purpose of playing the game.
The clown doesn't seem to remember that time zones are a thing... I'm in Scotland, and that's early morning for me, when he usually plays etc and the only real time I get to game
He really came back the same week. On stream. Fucking amazing lol
Time is forever, like dale with salt.
Time and Dale's salt: both eternal, both relentless. One flows endlessly, the other just complains about hitboxes.
Thank you Nicholai for purifying these fine salt crystals
121k debt as a tag had me dying lol
6:33 “there’s a million kings” only one king was on the screen Mr scholar
Thanks to Dale's ASMR Beatdown playlist, I can sleep more comfortably
The solution to Dale's fighting game problem:
1. Go to training mode
2. Set the dummy on Stand, no block, & finite HP
3. Beat the dummy until KO
This way he wins every time, doesn't have to deal with "stream snipers", doesn't get exposed via open mics, and doesn't have to waste time matchmaking w/ WiFi.
Most importantly, his mind doesn't crumble to that of a petulant child not getting their way whenever his opponent does as little as press a button or move. 😂 Who tf plays a game for the sole purpose of being miserable?! 🤣🤣
@@PhokingiLL-m7y Dale’s ultimate self-care routine: boot up training mode, set the dummy to brain dead, and finally bask in the glory of his flawless, L-free record. No snipers, no smack talk, just sweet, sweet, one-sided violence. He can rack up those KOs all day without a single ego bruise or mic meltdown, like the undisputed champion of beating up on lifeless polygons. And hey, maybe this way he won’t have to call the salt mines every time someone has the audacity to, you know, play the game. Who needs competition when you can script your own happy ending? Dale’s found the cheat code for eternal “victory”-just don’t tell him it doesn’t count. 😂🎮
"Wow, this bot just woke up with that random ass shit. Get the fuck out of my lobby you sorry- oh......"
"This would never happen in 4"
@@teeteew0x850 Anytime this guy says “would never happen to me”
It’s happened.
“You couldn’t beat me in xyz”
“Never lost to blacks except..”
“I rog isn’t outsmarting me”
Well documented too
This would never happen in 6
All 8 billion people on Earth are stream snipers and they're out to get Dale lol.
Welp, that didn't take long, wasn't it?
He came back to taste these Tekken syrup, but gets salt instead.
@@projecttimeline75 Dale really thought he was about to feast on that sweet Tekken syrup, but all he’s getting served is a big ol’ plate of salt pancakes. Came back to the game like it was a welcome home party, only to realize it’s just the same beatdown buffet. He’s out here expecting sugary wins, but every match is just another reminder that his skills expired like old milk. Dale's breakfast of champions? A mouthful of sodium, no syrup in sight, and a side order of regret.
@@flexyfalconGODLIKE
A mortal who desired to be a "deity" in fighting games, but in the end he is just a big fish in a little pond......a Low Tier Cod. 🐠🐟
Pardon me, but dale's not even a big fish because he keeps on drowning at the bottom of that little pond....
Summer 🐜 activities 😂😂😂. He can't quit Tekken 8. The cycle continues 😂
I don’t get why Dale hides his face, does he think he’ll take less damage lol
I think it's because he secretly watches those vid edits where they zoom in on his face when he gets visibly frustrated/angry and he doesn't like that lol
@@aephyn_great analysis 🤣🤣🤣
@OrcsRDorks might he is scared his daughter might have access to youtube and know what his deadbeat dad's doing in his(working)days
Less emotional damage
Most of the time, he does it because he's on the verge of crying and doesn't want ppl to see.
Tekken 8 owns Dale’s soul more than SFV at this point.
@@JSRFModCentral Dale thought Tekken 8 would be his redemption arc, but it’s more like the sequel to his SFV nightmare-same plot, different game. Tekken 8 has him locked in a full-time lease on L Street, owning his soul like it’s got a mortgage on his self-esteem. He escaped SFV thinking he’d found greener pastures, but now he’s just stuck in a new salt mine, digging deeper with every loss. At this point, Tekken 8 isn’t just owning him-it’s got the deed, the keys, and it’s charging him rent in shattered pride.
Lowtiergod has a King problem lmao!
@@G4Morgan LowTierGod vs. King is like watching a cat try to fight a laser pointer-he’s swinging at air while King’s over there doing WWE moves. At this point, Dale's real Tekken 8 main is denial!
30:30 this is a good example of the mindset of a scrub. The Ryu player clearly knows how to punish Dales gimmick yet he keeps doing it. Then, when his gimmick fails, he rage quits.
This is something I’d expect from a gold player. Dale say failing.
dale enters low spam section 8 tournaments
Uncle Dale needs Tekken 8 in Section 8.
@@aaronphillips3131 Dale’s Tekken 8 experience is so rough, it needs a government assistance program of its own. Uncle Dale’s out here throwing hands like he’s fighting eviction notices instead of opponents. His gameplay is the Section 8 of the fighting game community-unreliable, in shambles, and just barely holding on. If Tekken gave out housing vouchers for all the L’s he’s taking, Dale would be fully covered. It’s like watching a foreclosure with every match, and all the salt in the world isn’t enough to pay the rent on his crumbling skills.
I never understood what's the point of hiding his face from supposed "stream snipers"? Dale a lot players in all fighting games are just better than you.
Hes Doing it so No one can see em cry
Yeah, hiding from stream snipers won’t help when your real enemy is the “Skill Gap Boss.” No amount of face-hiding is gonna dodge that one!
He doesn't want to give us the satisfaction of seeing him sad lol
Everyone can still hear the salt pelting Dale with his camera off. 🧂🌨👺🤣🤣🤣
The new generation and the old generation and probably kids too are beating his ass 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is the definition of insanity, doing the same shit over and over for the same result.
Getting clapped & robusted 😭
Aint no way he added a ban counter 😭
Didn't he have something like that back in the early days of SFV?
Dale saying king is a wack character but, he dont know king is a staple character since the beginning. Id say Victor is a wacky character since hes easy mode for Dale which he likes soo much.
You notice how keeps pushing for more reactions? Mf is so concerned about the trolls than his actual fanbase of where he is willing to fall off just to get "rid" of them, y'all broke his metacognition to robustion.
At this rate, he's just setting himself up for that Grand Canyon dive.
@@LowTierHikage the grand canyon dive is craaaazy 🤣🤣🤣
@@LowTierHikagehe bout to go in backwards just like them scuba divers
@@jeanxza5395 BRO 😂😂🤣🤣
Summer Ant Syndrome…its contagious
You can always tell when LTG knows the other player is good because he'll say "this isn't Evo".
Someone tell "scholar" Ph(rau)D Dale Wilson that there is a concept known as "time zones" where while it it 3 a.m for him, it's probably daylight or still early in the night for someone else.
And even then, why is it corny to play games online at 3 a.m when you're doing it?
@@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo Dale out here acting like he’s the Timekeeper of the Internet, completely flabbergasted that not everyone is living in his 3 a.m. pity party. Someone please pass him a globe and a crash course on time zones, because apparently, the concept of the Earth spinning is too much for this self-proclaimed “Ph(rau)D” to comprehend. He’s quick to call others corny for gaming at 3 a.m., but last time I checked, Dale, you’re also out here lurking in the night like a raccoon with a controller. If gaming at 3 a.m. is lame, then congratulations-you’re the king of the cornfield, my dude! 🌽🕰️
@@flexyfalcon The earth doesn't rotate lmfao. You really gonna tell me you haven't listened to Dr. Manu's scholarly lectures on celestial objects and sri lankan porn aliens? GAH DUU
And this is his 'non-rage' tag...
He tried that up until Fujin. Now that he's reached his skill ceiling and is getting his a** kicked, that's off the table lol
@@omegaweapon116 Yeah, that's why he's crashing out so badly.
I think he caught onto Nicholai splicing in the replay footage, that's why he stopped caring about finishing matches he knows he gonna lose. Keep mooing lolcow, we'll be sure to remind you when your 50th birthday is coming up!
Gonna take a break from Dale content because his negativity is honestly just annoying and not funny anymore, leaving a comment for the algo though, good luck in your endeavours Nick!
I had the misfortune today to catch an Immo stream and listen to Dale talking about optimal cocks and then watch Glute time
“His negativity” man get yo sensitive ass outta here💀
Didn’t ask
Like there are times he spews so much vile, I have to turn him off. It's like his mind is trained to say the most negative things about a situation. It's quite draining actually.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfneither did you
He keeps doing that long combo that doesn’t scale at all 😂😂😂
It's the start of a new month, you know what time it is boys. Gotta pay those late fees for controlled rent on that Section 8, Government subsidized housing! Back to Tekken 8 we go.
so much for a "no rage quit" bs Daley unc LOL
The salty syrup that Daley can't stay away from that is Tekken 8
HE RELAPSED OFF THE SALT, THE ROAD TO SOBRIETY IS A LONG & HARD ONE 😢😢😢💔
Just as the Diety keeps returning to Tekken to obviously win and have fun, I keep returning to Nicholai videos to laugh and have fun. 🔥
The king’s gamer tag at 14:10 fucking crying dog
@@lebrandon6555 😂🤣😂
Dale loves to plug 🔌 so he can make a new tag and get a feel good session of beating low ranks again.
@@rigobertoavalos1242 Dale’s favorite combo isn’t even in the game-it’s the ol’ plug and reset. New tag, new day, same scrub tactics. He’s out here farming low ranks like it’s his personal ego booster, acting like he’s discovered some ancient tech by beating newbies. It’s like watching someone reset their GPA every semester just to avoid reality. He can’t beat the pros, but he’ll sure as hell dunk on Little Timmy from the Bronze League. Dale’s game plan? Unplug, rebrand, and pretend like those Ws mean anything.
15:08 the view count is looking mighty suspicious
21:35 Greatest Comeback of ALL TIME!!! 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Nolan wasn't having any of his shit.
You should have seen Nicholai's last video, Dale choked away a match and the guy had a pixel of health. I forgot which character it was though. Lol
He'll be saying "Order up!" here soon for real when he needs to work at McDonalds to pay for his daughter.
I hope Dale's daughter gets into fighting games and beats him with a actual lowtiergod when she's about 14 that would be hilarious
He just keeps smelling Harada’s syrup…
40 years still crying about video games is wild
LIKE A SUMMER ANT
He's "purposely being streamsniped" by players "spamming random" things. And here I was thinking the trolls sniped him by accident and that spamming random things is a contradiction, but then again, I'm not a scholar like him, so what do I know?
Dale is the most laziest streamer ive ever seen he's too lazy to adapt in video games in general so he cheats and spams the same old thing praying it'll work and get salty when it doesn't lol. 😅😅
Or in resident evil how he basically doesn't like 7 or village because it requires he actually manage his resources. He liked re4 because he could get infinite ammo after a while and in re6 ammo was everywhere. Dale hates having to put effort into anything.
Dale’s strategy is like a broken record stuck on the “spam and pray” track. Adapting? Too much work. He’s out here treating every game like it's Groundhog Day, hoping the same old cheese will magically work while drowning in salt when it doesn’t. Classic Dale!
And call anyone a "stream sniper" when they get past his spam or play as a character he doesnt like
When that sindel player walked up to fatal blow she literary laughs cause dale was going to get clapped. Lol
Battered Dale Syndrome
Dale just loves to suffer
Notice he only calls out stream snipers when it's a bad matchup or they start winning
So much layered gameplay happening at 23:30
32:48 straight up taunting the other player just to get 0-2'd is poetic. Thanks for the rage quit.
Unc really slid into further delusion that anyone beating him in a vidya match is a "stream sniper" and "purposefully picking characters against me" on random ranked thus his L's don't count. I remember the SFV days when he said that if he ragequits a match then it doesn't count for a loss either lol. He's ass out here with every fighting game when he should be playing Roblox with his daughter.
Funny af when he was fighting that Leroy how he killed the screen while he was losing, then proceeded to start catching so he turned the game back on only to then fuck up his block and kill the screen again.
Unc needs to make his mind up, are we uninstalling or installing
There are 3 things guaranteed on this life.
1.Death.
2.Earning money at some point.
3.Dale's salt.
I’ve never enjoyed watching someone lose this much.
dale getting scrubbed out in 4 you love to see it yiiiiiiiiiiikadee
Dale confusing character knowledge for stream sniping lol.
13:55 BUT YOU GAVE YOURSELF THE GOAL
Watching Dale play like a scrub with literally every character is hilarious. It’s funny how he’s just trying to run n gun with gen in sf4 and make excuse of “I don’t have to do anything” . That’s your playstyle you want to be lazy to get a win. Tbags just to take a L and even worse thinks he’s so important that everyone is stream sniping him
@@b1slee267 Dale’s playstyle is like a buffet of bad decisions: a little bit of button mashing, a sprinkle of running away, and a whole lot of excuses for dessert. Watching him try to "run n gun" with Gen is like watching someone bring a water gun to a knife fight-it’s just sad and wet. He teabags after every round like it’s his victory dance, but really it’s just a prelude to his inevitable L. Dale thinks he’s the main character in a tragic saga, but really he’s just the tutorial boss no one asked for.
Report Dale for plugging
I will never play T8 on stream, Unc Dale have memory of a goldfish 💀
24:55 my one armored wake up doesn’t counter a 3 hit move
I love LTG. He shows me how to NOT BECOME A FATHER HE IS
Also his victor combo is the MOST BORING AND REPETITIVE.. where lai 4,2?
He still uses the same combos he learned with Victor during the first couple weeks the game launched😅
I like how he used to complain about people being "flowchart" and now he's complaining about people being "random."
Like mf pick a lane lmao
GAME OFF CHEEKS KLAPPED
If Dale got a dollar for every time he called someone a stream sniper, he would have enough to pay off his debt
me and my brother made a bet on how long he'll come back to Tekken, he said in a few days less than a week, and I said about a week.
Dude last nights stream spent over 600$ gifting subs to get him to download it again lmao real MVP
Victor eats corn the long ways that’s why he always yelling shaheen 😂
Dude is doing day 1 unoptimized sample combos and talking
3:08 duu actully just spammed the same low kick the rest of this match
Dale thinks everyone is a stream sniper. He takes every opponent with a grain of salt. 🧂🧂🧂😈🤣
@@Renegade77784 Dale out here acting like he's in the Matrix, dodging imaginary snipers like it's his full-time job. He sees a new player and immediately assumes they're plotting his downfall like it’s some Mission: Impossible sequel. At this rate, Dale’s gonna start side-eyeing NPCs and wondering if they're in on the plot too. 😈🤣
Only a grain???
@@flexyfalcon 😅😂
@@FinalYickadee I had to say grain to make the joke, but we all know Dale's salt is insurmountable. 😅😂😂😂
Has anyone ever told him what stream sniping actually is?
First king didnt even do any combos or used heat, just dragged him across the floor the entire matches lmao
You see him use the move list / combos are down to about 5 things and it is on repeat…
Meanwhile the others are showing a variety of combos
🤷
14:14 all hail the king
Why is dale complaining about King players when he himself grappled his own child to sleep to walk out their life
He will never learn.
rip certibandzzz
@3:07 Duu does like 5 sweeps and then screens off cuz the opponent blocked low. Crazy part is he does the same thing next round start.
What did he expect. XD oh right, he's playing at oh point oh
He is terrible at everything. Even the way he describes things. Every stream you can predict what hes going to say without fail
He’s quitting after the screen says k.o. so the other player still gets the points lol dude is just wasting time being a crybaby
I've been saying for a while now that someone in his chat needs to tell him that if he quits after the KO his opponents gets the points. 75% of his quits in this game have been pointless lol.
I think he honestly needs that extra time as a cool down from getting clapped.
Shhh don't let the lolcow know about it.@Nicholai-yh2lg
No one tell him that. Those players deserve Stale Dale's Tekken points.
@@Sinister98-qy3om Dale really out here thinking he’s breaking the system, quitting after the K.O. like the pixels are gonna feel sorry for him. He’s got this art of ragequitting down to a science, except the only thing he’s calculating is how to waste the most time possible while still taking the L. Meanwhile, his opponent’s already moved on, sipping tea and collecting the points like it’s a donation drive. Dale’s over here making quitting look like a strategy, but all he’s winning is the gold medal in Crybaby Olympics. 🥇😢
I don’t see why he just doesn’t use rage arts, especially when he’s in sticky situations. And he blames the game for everything he’s doing wrong
30:27 Dale gets upset his gimmick gets exposed
His daughter could show up to his house in leopard print and he'd cry "We got another stream sniper guys."
God I hope I never become like dale as a streamer