So glad I got to be the One Guy and extend the stream by another 2 hours with the suggestion to try and go straight to the main bad guy's house in the final level.
The first 30 minutes are just Jerma having a psychotic episode talking about, "Do you hear the music? Where is it?" And "You can't hear the screaming?" Lmao
@@samarsvard6384 2 was fine imo, i replayed it recently with mod that makes some mechanics more modern and i had a hell of a time. Most ubisoft games are the same tbh. unlock outpost, climb tower and unlock more map, find random useless loot inside boxes and sell at the store.
@D_ans Yeah, FC5 was good fun but someone at Ubisoft fucked up the netcode since New Dawn and they're not fixing it, apparently. So international co-op play suffers greatly (when it works at all)
I only watched the beginning live but the scream glitch (28:18), the horse accident (32:08), the Mutahar kidnapping (39:30), and Etalyx's failed chute (47:28) are my personal highlights so far.
Seeing jerma struggle to burn down a farm with a flamethrower. To then run out of fuel and instead of using the 3 Molotovs he has, resorts to shooting the plants. All while consistently setting himself on fire, Makes it all a classic jerma moment.
Farcry with Etalyx steams are always a blast because the games are buggy as hell but it's never the same for both of them. I remember laughing my ass of to the invisible plane in their Farcry 5 steam
Sad that the best thing about triple A games are all the ways they go wrong. Even though these streams are fun, I still wish they didn't play ubisoft games. People will buy far cry 6 after this stream seeing how much fun the game is. Problem is if you're not playing multiplayer it's boring unless you haven't played a far cry game since 2.
On a more positive note, I always love watching jerma and etalyx play games together. I hope they stream the next dark pictures game, at least thats somewhat interesting.
@@ejelbertson9974 I loved this stream and honestly Far Cry is one of the few game series that I have a blast with every entry. They aren't perfect but damn I love this franchise
@@vavedern8860 far cry hasn't had enough content or time in development since its first ever release and even then the game sucked it was just the first of its kind so it was epic. That said I love farcry to death
Etalyx is one of the handful of people who knows the code phrase that activates Jerma’s assassin protocols. It would be unwise for Jerma to forget Etalyx.
it feels like dani is earnestly trying to do his best with his situation while he's being controlled by someone who could not care less about his safety or life plans
Yeah the whole game story sux. First off dani stays because Clara says the yanquis will never accept him because of his skin which is bullshit beyond belief like she actually fell for propaganda. Plus the whole game tries to make it seem like its fun to kill a hundred people, its no longer ludonarrative dissonance
saw someone in chat say that apple removed the headphone jack to make it waterproof and really need to correct that. Apple removed the jack to force you to pay for either an adaptor or bluetooth earbuds, which they sell for nearly double the price of most other competing earbuds. Samsung was making waterproof phones since at least the 5th generation and only recently removed the jack for the same reason.
2:16:04 i feel like I’m watching the intro to a tv show are you dead? i went like d o w n. i’m collecting like “military ingredients” idk whatever it is
The game is great, it's just got some really unfortunate bugs that they're taking a while to patch, enemy respawn rates is the most egregious. But that's just what they are, bugs that'll be patched in a few weeks. Say what you want about Ubisoft but they're better at squashing bugs than CDPR
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky yeah that's because Ubisoft has been making more buggy as hell games and doing it for longer than CDPR. Not sure why you think that's a point in Ubi's favor lmao
Honestly this looks kinda fun if you play it right. A mix of what they did here near the end to challenge yourself and standard gameplay. I haven't played since 3 when it came out and I could see myself enjoying this. Might check it out for fun.
The day jerma plays a game for it's story or actually cares about it is the day the sky will split open and the entirety of our reality will dissolve into a black hole.
It's sad that this is the most ubi has innovated in years and its this lmao. I understand the controversy about it but cock fighting is all over Latin america and the some parts of the US south , its very fucked up but maybe it will raise some attention on the cruel assholes who spend upwards of 5k on a chicken arena.
Ubisoft really needs to be more creative with far cry games blood Dragon is a good Example, every other far cry game is a copy and paste of the last they're like sports games
@@spencechan I think that's what made them scared to change. I had a pretty good time playing it at a friend's house. It felt different and the gamplay really worked with the setting.
@@polojuice2432 I don't think New Dawn was poor. As a pretty direct sequel to the Far Cry 5 story it's different from the unrelated spin-offs like Blood Dragon. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who didn't enjoy Far Cry 5 particularly for the setting or story, since that's pretty much all it's about.
The most soulless Far Cry entry by far. I personally tried it and it felt like a shitty CoD spinoff. At least Jerma and etalyx had at least some level of fun with it.
1:47:45 has like, the most devastating line about America and how bad it is with racial issues and jerma is looking at the birds. i love jerma so much and that for some reason hurt. like hispanics in america get SHIT ON for no reason and Clara was right with everything she said, like the American Dream doesn’t come in our color?? that’s the hardest thing i’ve heard someone say recently
@@Supermariosupervideo word, i’m talking more the specific lines clara says at like 1:47:55 and the weight to them like she has a point that honestly kinda translates to real life in america, idk
@@gangstalkerofgangstalkers It has and still is. Although it's easy to ignore it. It's even easier to politicize it and pretend it's a side thing. And it's even more easy to prescribe it to something you automatically don't like in order to justify not critically thinking about an issue further. Hence, ignorance is bliss.
What? How? Far Cry 4 is pretty, but way too long and bloated. Far Cry 6 is first person Just Cause, and man is the world bland. The city is totally empty.
@@trentforent3390 Comprehensive reading is tough. I said Far Cry 4 is bloated, which it is, and Far Cry 6 is empty, which it is. They are the two extremes of bad open world design in the series. Greetings
5:41 Far Cry 6
Thank you for the information
Wouldn't have made it without you
Far Cry 6
Incredible thumbnail
Do these streams work with the chat replay extension?
So glad I got to be the One Guy and extend the stream by another 2 hours with the suggestion to try and go straight to the main bad guy's house in the final level.
@The Jerma985 True, VrJosh is the One Guy of mods.
A true hero thank u
what a lad
u r a legened
This stupid suggestion could only work an a PSYCHO like Jerma
The first 30 minutes are just Jerma having a psychotic episode talking about, "Do you hear the music? Where is it?" And "You can't hear the screaming?" Lmao
Jerma needs to realize, those voices and screams are _inside_ his head, and nobody else can hear these delusions going on within his conscious.
Exact same as the start of farcry 5 playthrough 😂
I love how every far cry stream with Etalyx and Jerma feels like the same exact stream, and it's still funny.
Every far cry game after 3 is the same tbh
@@lambertstarr1218 nah after 2
@@samarsvard6384 2 was fine imo, i replayed it recently with mod that makes some mechanics more modern and i had a hell of a time. Most ubisoft games are the same tbh. unlock outpost, climb tower and unlock more map, find random useless loot inside boxes and sell at the store.
@D_ans You're implying that the netcode is solid enough for a good co-op experience, which it isn't. Not in 6, anyway.
@D_ans Yeah, FC5 was good fun but someone at Ubisoft fucked up the netcode since New Dawn and they're not fixing it, apparently. So international co-op play suffers greatly (when it works at all)
Plenty of material for the vehicle compilations in this one
Jerma laughs at horseback riding fails #985
I only watched the beginning live but the scream glitch (28:18), the horse accident (32:08), the Mutahar kidnapping (39:30), and Etalyx's failed chute (47:28) are my personal highlights so far.
And the small enemy crabs at 1:11:20
Jerma saying shooting a innocent person while saying "I'm trying to cut the screams off." is just hilarious.
THAT IS MUTAHAR YOUR RIGHT
2:06:20 boat joke
Good moments, epic comment
Seeing jerma struggle to burn down a farm with a flamethrower. To then run out of fuel and instead of using the 3 Molotovs he has, resorts to shooting the plants. All while consistently setting himself on fire, Makes it all a classic jerma moment.
i love when you can hear jerma correct his new england accent it’s so funny. like at 1:18:37 he says “fah” before correcting to “far”
So unfortunate
Fah Crah six
I love when Jerma and Etalyx stream together they have a good synergy together.
Yep, the painting/co-op stream is still my favourite of any streams.
Can't wait for the next Dark Pictures shitshow. Man of Medan is coming out soon! :)
nothing beats Etalyx, Stealth and Star tho
And they were *roommates*
@@spencechan You meant to say house of ashes. FAKE FAN
2:08:51 Oh god that whole sequence was fucking chaos, and I love it.
The screaming horse had me in tears
18:53 What a way to start their first mission.
"Okay, we're gonna run in and shoot everything that moves!"
**Bang!**
"I shot a civilian."
Jerma plays a game roughly at launch and both times it was a ubisoft game.
wtf sacb0y?
@@yikes6758 Sush you.
@@sacb0y funny place to see u
:v
Hope your project is going well. Been a fan of it for a while now :D
The first 40 minutes are absolute ADHD-Andy levels of chaos
Farcry with Etalyx steams are always a blast because the games are buggy as hell but it's never the same for both of them. I remember laughing my ass of to the invisible plane in their Farcry 5 steam
Sad that the best thing about triple A games are all the ways they go wrong. Even though these streams are fun, I still wish they didn't play ubisoft games. People will buy far cry 6 after this stream seeing how much fun the game is. Problem is if you're not playing multiplayer it's boring unless you haven't played a far cry game since 2.
@@TheTechDweller Bad take. Not everyone is as cynical as you and can enjoy things lol
On a more positive note, I always love watching jerma and etalyx play games together. I hope they stream the next dark pictures game, at least thats somewhat interesting.
What’s the negative note
Mad because Brad and the dpi joke were some of my favourite moments from the previous dark pictures stream
@@notme5900 Everybody is tearing far cry 6 apart and some people are complaining about this stream sucking.
@@ejelbertson9974 I loved this stream and honestly Far Cry is one of the few game series that I have a blast with every entry. They aren't perfect but damn I love this franchise
@@vavedern8860 far cry hasn't had enough content or time in development since its first ever release and even then the game sucked it was just the first of its kind so it was epic. That said I love farcry to death
Quite impressive for someone who has never played a video game in his life before.
Sometimes I worry that Jerma might forget about Etalyx. Love those two together.
Etalyx is one of the handful of people who knows the code phrase that activates Jerma’s assassin protocols. It would be unwise for Jerma to forget Etalyx.
Star*
@@dinonatorful I'd rather Etalyx. Star is boring compared and Etalyx doesn't shit himself on stream.
@@GyroGarrison not tryna be rude but i never hears etalyx make a joke in my life
@@dinonatorful Are you waiting for him to do standup on stream? How can you say you've never heard him do a joke/be funny
5:25:00 to the end of the stream is the best part - the race to kill the final boss of the game in his impenetrable citadel
8:39 cooked steak joke
the boys are back in town!
Thumbnail 5:16:50 :)
3:29:07 the timing of the music. It's like a clown fiesta.
Why does every Far Cry have some kind of hallucinogenic gas and crops you have to burn?
Because it was a thing in 3
So they can show off that fancy wildfire system
The best part? GTA San Andread did it 7 years before this series. Oh, Ubisoft
Watching this while I clean the house. Not knowing what's happening but just hearing the chaos of the audio is absolutely hilarious
2:25:03 the noise my tea kettle makes when it’s ready
Hell yeah Otto thumbnail
30 minutes in and it's already one of the best streams
finally my favorite streamer duo 😭
Jerma kept breaking the “yes, and” rule throughout this entire stream with Etalyx. He kept saying funny stuff and then Jerma was just silent
@@ckorp666 that's their dynamic and they do it well
Maybe he wasn't feeling it this stream, I thought he was quieter than usual too even for a stream with etalyx
He def warmed up as the stream went on though which was great
Still too mad about paying 60$ and not getting a robo dog
Yo your chat addon for these streams is actually really good, even bttv emotes and shows you the names. had to say
the chat addon is crazy good
But chat is poo
It stopped working for me recently, tried removing it and re-adding it with no luck. Anyone know what might be up?
56:42 - Possessed Yield sign.
My favorite thing about this stream is how confused Jerma is by everything. Despite having played the last 2 or 3 far crys.
the screaming at 28:19 got me
The backpack mortar direct hit at 52:44 was histerical.the whole stealth sequence leading up to it also gold
Why does he walk into the fires he’s setting, then act like he doesn’t know why he’s on fire?
If you pretend chat doesnt exist then jerma is just insane and its funny
I don't even know who is more PSYCHO between to of those MADMANS
WAIT!!! JERMA USES TOGGLE AIM DOWN SIGHTS?!?
86 year-olds don't have the strength to continuously hold down buttons, man.
Wow jerma is even more based now
The day I stopped watching jerma
6:15:00 Insane streamer makes literal Hot Dog with Storm Trooper.
it feels like dani is earnestly trying to do his best with his situation while he's being controlled by someone who could not care less about his safety or life plans
Yeah the whole game story sux. First off dani stays because Clara says the yanquis will never accept him because of his skin which is bullshit beyond belief like she actually fell for propaganda. Plus the whole game tries to make it seem like its fun to kill a hundred people, its no longer ludonarrative dissonance
2:24:05 POGGERS
And if a dog refuses to break,
There will be no more steps.
Sturges, tell him
Another settlement
I own every single far cry game including every dlc. I’m very glad I watched Jerma and Etalyx play this before I bought this one lol
You say that like this one is a bad one
Jerma and Etalyx basically just got me to buy the game lmao
@@dinonatorful I was trying to make the point that I’ve already played this game twice at this point
as someone who has played every farcry this is the best one
as someone whos played every far cry, im gay
5:28:06 the timing of that statement was impeccable...
Over 6 of these games and they’re still being released with a shit load of bugs and glitches. “A Ubisoft Original” indeed
This is the 11th far cry game, and the 7th far cry 3 clone
the only bugs i had on launch is crash to desktop but after running as admin it was ez pz
@@firstnamelastname-oy7es isnt it like the third fc3 clone?
@@dinonatorful it should be 5 or 6 if you also count all the non numeral instalments after fc3
saw someone in chat say that apple removed the headphone jack to make it waterproof and really need to correct that. Apple removed the jack to force you to pay for either an adaptor or bluetooth earbuds, which they sell for nearly double the price of most other competing earbuds. Samsung was making waterproof phones since at least the 5th generation and only recently removed the jack for the same reason.
2:16:04
i feel like I’m watching the intro to a tv show
are you dead?
i went like d
o
w
n.
i’m collecting like “military ingredients” idk whatever it is
“gonna add armor peircing to everything” doesnt add anything or change any of his weapons in any way
jerma's computer crashing and constantly asking if people can hear him was THE funniest way to end the stream
He’s so high in this.
Jerma refusing to upgrade his weapons and then complaining that his weapons aren't good enough is officially an Egoraptor Andy moment
what a shitshow of a game, i'm really glad etalyx and jerma could make their own fun out of this mess in the end
"Is it good? No. Is it worth playing? Yes." (6/10)
actually the game is extremely fun
The game is great, it's just got some really unfortunate bugs that they're taking a while to patch, enemy respawn rates is the most egregious. But that's just what they are, bugs that'll be patched in a few weeks. Say what you want about Ubisoft but they're better at squashing bugs than CDPR
@@viewbob4755 If you've never played a single ubisoft game in your life maybe.
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky yeah that's because Ubisoft has been making more buggy as hell games and doing it for longer than CDPR. Not sure why you think that's a point in Ubi's favor lmao
GUAPO is down
My dog started howling to the wailing bit
Honestly this looks kinda fun if you play it right. A mix of what they did here near the end to challenge yourself and standard gameplay. I haven't played since 3 when it came out and I could see myself enjoying this. Might check it out for fun.
Is it bad that I mentally categorise new far cry games alongside all the weird simulator games?
Far Cry 7 will have The Long Drive controls.
far cry 7 WILL be the spiritual successor to jurassic park trespasser.
@@ckorp666 imagine not having played far cry 3
4:59:00 he said the thing
...??
This game gives me big Mercenaries 2 vibes and I'm here for it
1:43:53 broken legs
It's pretty epic that they essentially made the exact same game again, even down to having horrible game-breaking glitches at launch
Ubisoft aspires to be the next Bethesda.
game breaking glitches *in co-op*
1:43:50 lmao
28:13
this whole stream is fucking infuriating to watch i love it
Etalyx is right, though. I completely forgot about +5/-5.
47:10 _No. 15_ : *Burger King foot lettuce*
They already made another far cry game after 5? Why?
mone
ez money
The day jerma plays a game for it's story or actually cares about it is the day the sky will split open and the entirety of our reality will dissolve into a black hole.
Wait this game is out lol
A couple years early
farcry: another one
1:36:41 HI HO SILVER, AWAY!
5:16:48 for the thumbnail
"Did it cost $15 to make your gun loud?" Jerma
wait etalyx?? i have not heard that name in actually almost 10 years
Psycho streamer spends 11 years launching arrows into the top of badwater's skybox and wondering why the arrows never came down.
4:07:35 wtf ubisoft
They LOVE animal cruelty! :)
It's sad that this is the most ubi has innovated in years and its this lmao. I understand the controversy about it but cock fighting is all over Latin america and the some parts of the US south , its very fucked up but maybe it will raise some attention on the cruel assholes who spend upwards of 5k on a chicken arena.
I think it's kinda cool
@@gagne6928 cool in a cruel way
complete shitshow from beginning to end, wouldnt have it any other way
Top 100 streamer intentionally pays 4 times the price for the inferior version of a 6/10 game just to flex on his subscribers.
Im so sorry but the way they couldnt find out how to get in the tanks was so infuriating
Ubisoft really needs to be more creative with far cry games blood Dragon is a good Example, every other far cry game is a copy and paste of the last they're like sports games
Far Cry Primal was also a departure for the series, and it flopped hard
@@spencechan I think that's what made them scared to change. I had a pretty good time playing it at a friend's house. It felt different and the gamplay really worked with the setting.
They've made Far Cry 3 like 10 times now
@@spencechan I liked primal
@@polojuice2432 I don't think New Dawn was poor. As a pretty direct sequel to the Far Cry 5 story it's different from the unrelated spin-offs like Blood Dragon. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who didn't enjoy Far Cry 5 particularly for the setting or story, since that's pretty much all it's about.
Of course jerma uses toggle ADS. Only real lunatics toggle
I dropped in on this stream 5 hours in and was so fucking confused
43:05
They skipped the Philly
does anyone know if there is a vod for etalyx' perspective ?
I still rocking a gtx960
1:45:55
The most soulless Far Cry entry by far. I personally tried it and it felt like a shitty CoD spinoff. At least Jerma and etalyx had at least some level of fun with it.
you’re on something bro 😂
@@viewbob4755 I am on a chair!
I'd say Far Cry New Dawn is by far the most soulless.
@@viewbob4755 me want bug filled reskin of game from 12 years ago. Me thinks it's subtle and nuanced and not at all bland.
@@Apotheosis_44 Forgot that installment existed tbqh.
whoever did the broken windshield textures deserves a raise
1:47:45 has like, the most devastating line about America and how bad it is with racial issues and jerma is looking at the birds. i love jerma so much and that for some reason hurt. like hispanics in america get SHIT ON for no reason and Clara was right with everything she said, like the American Dream doesn’t come in our color?? that’s the hardest thing i’ve heard someone say recently
sucks the game is mediocre at best, story seemed stuck between tragedy and killer alligator
@@Supermariosupervideo word, i’m talking more the specific lines clara says at like 1:47:55 and the weight to them like she has a point that honestly kinda translates to real life in america, idk
Oh no…. Anyways…
"the American Dream doesn’t come in our color?"
Dont get all your news off Reddit and Buzzfeed. That has not been true for many years now.
@@gangstalkerofgangstalkers It has and still is. Although it's easy to ignore it. It's even easier to politicize it and pretend it's a side thing.
And it's even more easy to prescribe it to something you automatically don't like in order to justify not critically thinking about an issue further. Hence, ignorance is bliss.
2:08:30 on is just gold
ottoe
Jeremy old man elbertson
1:32:06
Far Cry 6 feels more like 4 ie actually good unlike it's predecessor
But there aren't any shovels.
@@TotalNigelFargothDeath Checkmate, Stalin.
What? How? Far Cry 4 is pretty, but way too long and bloated. Far Cry 6 is first person Just Cause, and man is the world bland. The city is totally empty.
@@No1TypeC what? How can an open world game be bloated? Especially if you complain about no content in the same post?
@@trentforent3390 Comprehensive reading is tough. I said Far Cry 4 is bloated, which it is, and Far Cry 6 is empty, which it is. They are the two extremes of bad open world design in the series. Greetings
INSANE streamer RANTS about MONEY in order to get more MONEY!!!
Hmmm maybe I'll pick the game up for like $5 in 3 months and play it for an hour and never touch it again.
I want to watch this but I also want to play fc6 first no spoilers
why are aaa games still so buggy and unpolished...
first 10 minutes i literally feel sick from laughing iam going to throw up