Kyle Forgeard | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Kyle Forgeard is an entrepreneur, and co-founder of the NELK Boys and Full Send podcast. He is also the co-founder of the Happy Dad brand, and was named to Forbes 30-under-30 list in 2022.
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    Kyle Forgeard joins Theo to talk about interviewing OJ Simpson, a long day with Elon Musk, and the opps he faced as a content creator building his empire.
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  ปีที่แล้ว +77

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @liluziburnt7678
      @liluziburnt7678 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love your content Theo, keep up the good shit dawg!!! 🤙🏽

    • @evannash1960
      @evannash1960 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⛽️⛽️🫶

    • @Palestinian_holocaust
      @Palestinian_holocaust ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo is gayyyy honeeeyyyy

    • @cowboythomas5904
      @cowboythomas5904 ปีที่แล้ว

      His son is the grown one in the picture that is the real killer, he was 18 and a chef with mental problems and had mental episodes and been in hospitals after. I think OJ tried to protect his son most likely or OJ killed her. It's one of the two

    • @zensation.
      @zensation. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @theovon you gotta find and upload your cribs bits 😄

  • @rural2684
    @rural2684 ปีที่แล้ว +8429

    Theo asking his computer guy for unsearchable google searches is always hilarious

    • @GingerGingie
      @GingerGingie ปีที่แล้ว +739

      Spot on! My absolute favorite part of the show. "Google 'most gays'." 😂🤣🤣

    • @chrishughes8398
      @chrishughes8398 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

      “Google if you can pick up a little one”

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Gotta start asking chatgpt it can actually give an answer to these odd questions lol

    • @alexandersideris
      @alexandersideris ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chrishughes8398 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeJohnCore
      @MikeJohnCore ปีที่แล้ว +65

      39:36

  • @TAD4841
    @TAD4841 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    “Google that if we can pick up a little one”
    Theo never fails 😂

  • @JSC_27
    @JSC_27 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    18:58 I bursted out laughing when Theo said, “google that if we can pick up a little one” 😂😂

    • @syphonunfiltered
      @syphonunfiltered ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "it unsettles their system" lmao

    • @zacspruill
      @zacspruill ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@syphonunfiltered that killed me the most lol

  • @GetThereB
    @GetThereB หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    That pdiddy story didnt age well

    • @peytonfleming7953
      @peytonfleming7953 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thinking the same thing🤣

    • @aliascruz2003
      @aliascruz2003 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was just going to comment that 😂

  • @ErickKhan
    @ErickKhan ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    "what's that term for a big wave of immigrants coming over at once?"
    "I think it's a quinceañera, depends how old they are" lmfaooooo Theo is too much man

  • @brittney2965
    @brittney2965 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    “I think it’s called quinceniera depending how old they are” just went right over Kyle’s head 😂

    • @tedbonedog
      @tedbonedog ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I legit spit water on my keyboard when he said that 🤣

    • @rubenurango5745
      @rubenurango5745 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He said i think it's a cumpleaños at first😂😂

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Everything did. This dude should have been on another show

    • @Bunuba
      @Bunuba ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We don't have many Mexicans in Canada, I learned what a quinceanera was from Who is America (Sasha Baron Cohen) last year 😆

    • @eliarmon
      @eliarmon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭

  • @matthewkivnani
    @matthewkivnani ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I love when Theo starts a sentence with "Man, I remember when uhhhh..." I know I'm about to laugh when I hear those words

  • @stephensniff
    @stephensniff ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I love how theo treats his assistant like he’s an Alexa. He says the key words for the google search to his assistant lol.

    • @spfadden082711
      @spfadden082711 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Haha and notice how he never ends up getting the results? 😂

    • @KevinSanchez-xx4yv
      @KevinSanchez-xx4yv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @CSERepair
      @CSERepair ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Google that if we can pick up a little one “ …no answer🤣🤣💀

    • @rawjitt_trent3867
      @rawjitt_trent3867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not his assistant, his job is literally to look up stuff

  • @yeahnahyeahnah2932
    @yeahnahyeahnah2932 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    I love how confused Kyle gets with certain jokes Theo says. Absolutely hilarious

    • @perrslice
      @perrslice ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Was disappointed Kyle didn’t banter a bit with Theo. Especially when he was talking about Khabib and Islam “all of them have rocket launchers” “he still sleeps in his childhood bed”

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Kyle isn’t very smart.

    • @bmptn7327
      @bmptn7327 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Doriamo neither is theo🤣

    • @BenDover-de7tf
      @BenDover-de7tf ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bmptn7327 kyle is about as comedicaly smart as you lol

    • @stillsmokntrees
      @stillsmokntrees ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @BMPTN theo is a genius in an unconventional way he's not book smart, but he is street smart and very savvy

  • @AnotherLameBot
    @AnotherLameBot ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Everytime I hear Theo refer to “Urban”, I instantly bust out laughing cuz I already know where it’s going.

    • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
      @CrakerzANDcl1tz ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That shit will fly over most of his guests heads and im just sitting here dying 😭

    • @ericafrenk6747
      @ericafrenk6747 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤😂

    • @Pedroepacas
      @Pedroepacas ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He also says "Memphis" a lot as a reference to that... ahahahahah kills me every time

    • @aliabdelaziz905
      @aliabdelaziz905 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CrakerzANDcl1tz trust me it don’t go over anyones head

    • @masongreen1371
      @masongreen1371 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it any deeper than what I’m assuming?

  • @jimbojones9118
    @jimbojones9118 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This is legendary. It makes it funnier that Kyle doesn't crack up too much 😂

    • @enreker
      @enreker ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perfect str8 man to Theos off the wall shit!

    • @thechildfromthevillage
      @thechildfromthevillage ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It works well just like with joe. Theory’s jokes are going completely over kyles head. I wonder if he’s doing it purposely trying not to laugh

    • @mougiemoist1
      @mougiemoist1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thechildfromthevillage fuck me how can't people see Kyle had the iq of a toaster

    • @EXITLlFE
      @EXITLlFE ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alot of jokes go over his head he's a lil awkward haha

    • @kingbone2613
      @kingbone2613 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real he agrees with most of it😂

  • @slayiteazy24
    @slayiteazy24 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “It’s Mexico! There’s glass in the sand.” Theo is a machine ☠️😂

  • @TheGenerationalGap
    @TheGenerationalGap ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Best part
    Kyle : jokes that could fly back then
    Theo: I still use them

    • @CodyM_
      @CodyM_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That shit was funny 😂

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As long as the jokes are actually funny you are fine

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joebarra1010 Get your sensitive ass out of here

    • @TheGenerationalGap
      @TheGenerationalGap ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By the way @theo von i can be your assistant I cook i freestyle rap sometimes and I can shit

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jpk9902 found the racist

  • @betotalancon8139
    @betotalancon8139 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Seeing Kyle on Theo's podcast is like watching a power rangers/ ninja turtles cross episode 😂

    • @itsnineoclocksumwhere5980
      @itsnineoclocksumwhere5980 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@m.r.9.0.7. I also want to give out mine

    • @bacoon6499
      @bacoon6499 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theovon1 yeah want my social security dawg? skip the whats app shit just take my money you seem like you need it

    • @dallinc3753
      @dallinc3753 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik no one saw this one coming

    • @Trappincham
      @Trappincham ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I know exactly what you’re talking about 😂

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 ปีที่แล้ว

      U r a gen

  • @jibjhbjhbkh
    @jibjhbjhbkh ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This podcast is 10 times funnier because they don’t laugh when they crack jokes they are both just serious and there face expressions are hilarious 😂

    • @mattm8441
      @mattm8441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It helps when you're just dumb. Sort of like someone who doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

    • @vvinterghost
      @vvinterghost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Theo cant handle normal conversations, thats facts.. He can't speak normal or he doesn't understand. Theo's brain is not working as a normal person..

    • @angel-ht7gj
      @angel-ht7gj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠@@mattm8441nice one grammar police

  • @halfbasic2990
    @halfbasic2990 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "I heard P Diddy is gay" .. aged very well.

  • @jehoqz
    @jehoqz ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Theo Von’s ability to tell a story to the point that NO ONE knows what’s fact and what’s fiction is unmatched. True master of Storytelling, Call Backs and jokes that are are on a level of sophistication that comes across as ‘stupidity’ will never cease to blow my mind. This man’s a true genius. Period.

    • @ethanteer6952
      @ethanteer6952 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you must be forgetting Si Robertson

    • @Exhibitiononly
      @Exhibitiononly ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment fucks

    • @eastonwinship2016
      @eastonwinship2016 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Comedy genius. Idk what’s a real story and idgaf it’s all gold. 👌🏽

    • @jehoqz
      @jehoqz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ethanteer6952 touché sir lol touché

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Norm MacDonald, my dude. Look into it.

  • @slav7221
    @slav7221 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “See if you can pick up a little one” Theo telling his tech guy to google it 😂😂😂😂

    • @HenryLuna12
      @HenryLuna12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He said “See if you can pick up a little one” makes it funnier 💀

    • @slav7221
      @slav7221 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HenryLuna12 I fixed it cause you right 😂😂

    • @liadenlinger
      @liadenlinger ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HenryLuna12🤣🤣🤣

    • @_2315_
      @_2315_ ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tfups
    @Tfups หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Nelk homies with diddy lol

  • @Ihssixers14
    @Ihssixers14 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    P Diddy comments a year ago is crazy

  • @Nicklafuego
    @Nicklafuego ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Theos humour is unmatched

    • @kristivaught2511
      @kristivaught2511 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is funny even when he doesn't try to be!!!

    • @jsharkey5738
      @jsharkey5738 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "i dont know where shes from or whats her last name." LMFAO

    • @zakkarykeith
      @zakkarykeith ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phobia8879 don't hate it's not good

    • @brianb6689
      @brianb6689 ปีที่แล้ว

      have you listen to Cumtown or the Adam Friedland show? Nick Mullen......

    • @michaelgonzales5599
      @michaelgonzales5599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kristivaught2511 trust me, he tries he's just very nonchalant and so good at it that it comes off as him just saying dumb stuff that comes off funny but no he definitely says things on purpose for a reaction u must be new here

  • @Jawvz
    @Jawvz ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I would watch him fight a cat" 😂
    That aged well

  • @milosellhi8261
    @milosellhi8261 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I can’t remember the last time I had tears from laughing this much. This is the first Podcast of Theos I’ve seen, will be watching many more.

    • @eddiec116
      @eddiec116 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Highly recommend Theo's Pods w Bobby Lee 😂 they're absolute gold

    • @OfficerCaptain
      @OfficerCaptain ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah man this is a good one no doubt but if this is your first you're in for a treat. If you really wanna lose it watch some solo episodes

    • @kayla-hv1bm
      @kayla-hv1bm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eddiec116 I made my boyfriend watch it yesterday when they made the kim Jong un movie 😂😂 we were dying

  • @EliminateNA
    @EliminateNA ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This past weekend is like conversations you'd have in a bunk bed sleeping over your friends house as a kid kinda feeling

    • @AK-hw9ij
      @AK-hw9ij ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why it’s not good.

    • @joshmoxey.
      @joshmoxey. ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so well put 😂

    • @spfadden082711
      @spfadden082711 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha true. No direction no organized dialog… it’s just a hilarious mess

  • @Peppercorn69
    @Peppercorn69 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Did he get scratched up?”
    “Oh definitely dude, it was two cats. it was 4 p.m.”
    😂😂 theo’s mind is an enigma

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    58:55 theo: "people were just f*ckin and drinking doctor pepper"
    has to be one of the most iconic lines ever

  • @EllisJaymuic
    @EllisJaymuic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I died when he said , “it’s dangerous in Mexico, there’s glass in the sand “ hahahaha

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    Kyle’s on Rogan’s level of missing jokes so far Lmao

    • @MisterWealth
      @MisterWealth ปีที่แล้ว +318

      He's like a college girl, even on his own podcast. He just smiles blankly and misses every opportunity.

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H ปีที่แล้ว +170

      He's constantly drunk and has the intellect of a seashell , what did you expect. But having said that , Theo wasnt making any jokes that required intellect..

    • @AcidSh33tz
      @AcidSh33tz ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@@HRM.H he doesn't really drink a lot, maybe at parties he sends it, but I think your thinking of SteveWillDoIt and even he doesn't drink like that anymore.

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @HorologicalHeretic yes the multimillionaire has the brain of a seashell /s

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattIsLoling only takes one confident moron to make money off a bunch off naive morons. didnt this dude scam and promote gambling to get to the top?

  • @jaypitchford9497
    @jaypitchford9497 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Kyle:’You had a blunkin’
    Theo:’I don’t know what her last name was’
    Killed me 😂

    • @CBReptiles1
      @CBReptiles1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same hahaha! Blumpkin 🎃

    • @dpsheals
      @dpsheals ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t that when you’re taking a shit and getting head!?

    • @jaypitchford9497
      @jaypitchford9497 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dpsheals yes 🤣

    • @brandonelkins2015
      @brandonelkins2015 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo has became one of my favorite people lol

    • @joseal1072
      @joseal1072 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he thanks good for remembering 😂

  • @BushWookie603
    @BushWookie603 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way kyle looks at theo after theo says something ridiculously funny, like waiting for him to laugh, and then he doesnt cuz hes 100% serious hahahhaha.

  • @drew.gassman
    @drew.gassman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    notice how he brought on kyle and no one else from nelk. shows the direction nelk has gone in

  • @kian3527
    @kian3527 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I had the chance to work with the NELK boys a little over a year ago, they were throwing a last minute merch release party and they hired my bartending company. I normally don’t drink on the job but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to take a couple shots with Steve & Bradley Martin lol. Kyle stayed mostly sober and was making sure the party ran smoothly. Really cool dude, I told him during the party that I was a fan of the channel and he gave me a hug and thanked me for being there. I hope I get a call to work with then again soon!!!!

    • @andrewashford5617
      @andrewashford5617 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤡

    • @kian3527
      @kian3527 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@andrewashford5617 why you upset lil bro

    • @jordanhouskeeper2325
      @jordanhouskeeper2325 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@andrewashford5617 mad😂

    • @damondriver6363
      @damondriver6363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewashford5617 grown man hating on another grown man for telling us about him meeting another grown man. Lmao imagine being this big of a loser

    • @axiom4694
      @axiom4694 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@andrewashford5617 someone hurt you little bro?

  • @j03T3XAz
    @j03T3XAz ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I swear every convo Theo's got a new childhood story. Like theres no reruns.

    • @Oliver69420.
      @Oliver69420. ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It’s bc he’s making them up lmao

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except Billy Conforto (RIP, we need to ban embankments)

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea he makes them up lol still funny.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Oliver69420. Welcome to comedy!

    • @UFCresultsweekly
      @UFCresultsweekly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think he's just lived a funny life and probaly exaggerated them but I believe there genuine

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey. ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’ve seen many shorts of Theo Von and I thought him to be insanely funny, but never watched any long form. Because I have major respect for Kyle however, I had to check out my first full length episode… and it this way funnier than I could’ve imagined. I swear every time Theo speaks he delivers the most wild, suspect, and/or completely out of left field takes. So many hilarious one liners - I was laughing the whole episode. Amazing entertainer. W Theo, W Kyle

    • @salimthedream.....
      @salimthedream..... ปีที่แล้ว

      👆Congratulations
      You won a gift on my giveaway Telegram only 🎁🎁🎁

  • @derekvillarreal5207
    @derekvillarreal5207 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Theo calling a migrant caravan a quincenera

  • @matthewkivnani
    @matthewkivnani ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Theo has molded into one of my favorite faces on the internet over the past month. What an absolute legend and genuine human.

    • @terpy6001
      @terpy6001 ปีที่แล้ว

      He eats llamas and goats for breakfast

    • @jordanusenicnik8393
      @jordanusenicnik8393 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine just finding him😂

    • @jordanusenicnik8393
      @jordanusenicnik8393 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aye tho atleast you found him

    • @doctordark3527
      @doctordark3527 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The past month? Dude blew up and was on a roll like 2 years ago

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the gang 🤟

  • @chairforcegaming6230
    @chairforcegaming6230 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    So many AMAZING jokes flying over Kyles head 😂😂😂

    • @baksy5889
      @baksy5889 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao. Kyle doesnt know anything comedy, dude got rich off being weird in colleges he wasnt even a student at. The internet can inflate ur fucking head with the stupidity that influences how these guys make money trying to be the bootleg jackass, Now theyre on to being the bootleg joe rogan experience with their sad podcast

    • @Spvceman333
      @Spvceman333 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What a surprise

    • @logankowalyk2580
      @logankowalyk2580 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Dudes iq is in the single digits

    • @BigRuuuuu
      @BigRuuuuu ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@logankowalyk2580 bruh , dude is like 28 and has absolutely killed it off what he built alone

    • @filipzugec8346
      @filipzugec8346 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he missed jokes because he has to think about how many times to say "like" in a sentence

  • @thehh5118
    @thehh5118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The funeral DJ having a stroke and accidentally playing Low by FloRida has to be the most random curveball story I've heard 😭

  • @ItsReplayBro
    @ItsReplayBro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Theo confusing Islam Makachev for Khamzat is hilarious to me 😂

  • @jamesharrington4502
    @jamesharrington4502 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time Kyle says “shit”

    • @WOAHKODI
      @WOAHKODI ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5 min in i would already be blacked out and throwing up 😂 im not gonna be able to listen to this episode without listening for it now lmfaooo

    • @Hebsruntheworld
      @Hebsruntheworld ปีที่แล้ว

      And shit. Type shit. And shit. Type shit. And shit. Type shit

    • @arturcuryllo5832
      @arturcuryllo5832 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is honestly sad to hear that filler in each sentence. It doesn't make anyone smarter or tougher. Just the opposite, actually. The word "stuff", instead, works 100% of the time.

    • @seankennedy7428
      @seankennedy7428 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I don't really give a shit about that shiiiiiit" - Kyle Forgeard

    • @dvvvvvd
      @dvvvvvd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10 mins in im shitfaced

  • @BrianDeCosta
    @BrianDeCosta ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Theo's jokes come so far outta left field lmao. I'm always wondering how he's gonna connect to the topic

    • @frightmikesart
      @frightmikesart ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100%. I'm still laughing at "somewhere there's a lizard licking a nickle." LMAO.

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I think Theo wonders the same thing sometimes lol

    • @nomad2076
      @nomad2076 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is always a connection. Even if it's distant 🤣

    • @donn1473
      @donn1473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frightmikesart What does that mean?

  • @pdxjets3104
    @pdxjets3104 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “In the urban section of the pool” Theo got the best one liners 😂😂😂

    • @stevel8270
      @stevel8270 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro said the Memphis of the pool 😂😂😂

    • @seanfisher1550
      @seanfisher1550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Memphis and that shit was funny af 😂

    • @MrandMrsLivingLife
      @MrandMrsLivingLife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I just got the joke minutes later 😂😂

  • @KelTheGroovyHuman
    @KelTheGroovyHuman ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The confusion Kyle has when Theo just flies by the term "ditch fire" 😂😂😂 he had questions for sure.

  • @marshallstrander3922
    @marshallstrander3922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “The other little one kind of looks like el chapo” - had me rolling 😂

  • @nastynoles7946
    @nastynoles7946 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "If they try to bring Covid back again I think people are gonna get shot."
    - Theo Von 😂😂😂

    • @thatjack4
      @thatjack4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s true though lol

  • @MegaBloodrush
    @MegaBloodrush ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kyle: " so that's like a blumpkin no?"
    Theo: "I don't know her Lastname" 😂😂

  • @edonb9970
    @edonb9970 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theo "I would watch him fight a cat duude"

  • @Cheddyfral
    @Cheddyfral ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great episode, I’m Kyle’s age and have grew with them. They’re videos are corny but love their pod and happy dads. Keep growing Kyle and love ya Theo !

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Theo said a midget fighting a cat is like us fighting a lion 😂

    • @sirnicholibraden86
      @sirnicholibraden86 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts.

    • @swvch
      @swvch ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he lie? No

    • @georgethomas5417
      @georgethomas5417 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swvch wow really dude? That’s pretty insensitive to little people don’t u think?

    • @swvch
      @swvch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgethomas5417 no but Theo and Kyle calling them m*dgets multiple times within a 2 minute period is

    • @georgethomas5417
      @georgethomas5417 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swvch ur right, I’m getting them cancelled

  • @michelleklalonde88
    @michelleklalonde88 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    these 2 have unexpected chemistry.. id watch these 2 on a pod anytime

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove ปีที่แล้ว

      You just did.

    • @brandonjohnson1257
      @brandonjohnson1257 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I couldn't disagree with you more

    • @Alan-rw3ez
      @Alan-rw3ez ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandonjohnson1257 Kyle just isn’t that funny compared to Theo, Kyle is that cool dude but Theo is so naturally witty.

    • @brandonjohnson1257
      @brandonjohnson1257 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alan "That cool dude" haha ok

    • @ixine-ni7vt
      @ixine-ni7vt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brandonjohnson1257 right, they have 0 chemistry. Theo ripping jokes the whole time and Kyle doesn’t laugh.

  • @khy8
    @khy8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I could watch him fight a cat" Perfect timing

  • @daddyslothington
    @daddyslothington ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "its hard to be laughing hysterically and like actively jump"
    LMAO THEO NEVER CHANGE BRO

  • @ter1996
    @ter1996 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Kyle was spot on throughout. We all know how free this pod can get and it’s good to see him nervous but chill, answer questions n be in the hot seat. Treads well to protect his brand. Theo class as always, get him involved in some skit 😂

  • @jacobshreves5594
    @jacobshreves5594 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Google that if we can pick up a little one” I laughed unnecessarily hard at that 🤣

    • @Carnage6194
      @Carnage6194 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂same

    • @EXITLlFE
      @EXITLlFE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up "most gays"

  • @ryan523
    @ryan523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “When the legs start to tingle up it’s time to whip up “ I felt that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thankshockey
    @thankshockey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    glad i came across this episode, and also didn't realize you have this podcast. looking forward to listening

  • @skydeku_
    @skydeku_ ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Bradley Martin sold me my first drugs ever and ruined my entire life I now live in a box

  • @jsherman4622
    @jsherman4622 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When Theo says German on the babble add it gets me every time 😂😂

  • @OfficerCaptain
    @OfficerCaptain ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Took a break from your pod Theo so I could binge your episodes and these new episodes are great. You seem to be in a good place or these guest are just perfect idk but I'm loving it. Gang Gang

  • @joshsheppard2426
    @joshsheppard2426 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Paintballers have been saying "full send" for decades. Our version of a blitz.

  • @fatsexy1978
    @fatsexy1978 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The fact Theo has Kyle on his show speaks volumes. Theo is funny on a different level, bruh. This made my day. Much love. Now let’s get Steve Will Do It on here Theo.

    • @VoidTMz
      @VoidTMz ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steve can’t be on TH-cam

    • @Bigmeatlover
      @Bigmeatlover ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VoidTMzhe was just on brads podcast

    • @josephmerlo4140
      @josephmerlo4140 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell no lol it would be a disaster Steve is cool but he doesn’t function with regular conversations unless he’s blacked out drunk

  • @austinballard7792
    @austinballard7792 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think your chemistry with Kyle is perfect. You need a podcast with him! No ads. Id pay to watch fr

  • @anthonymoose111
    @anthonymoose111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro I guys are absolutely hilarious together! The story and vibe! Literally was in tears laughing!! Two natural goats ! Definitely Gona try a happy dad and can’t til Theo comes to south fl

  • @coltonbuzash9821
    @coltonbuzash9821 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That "everyone's afraid to beat their wife" joke was golden.

    • @mdilla
      @mdilla ปีที่แล้ว

      i wanted to comment something like that but had to check first... im canadian didnt know that was a sterotype lol

    • @jackblack3763
      @jackblack3763 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mdilladouchebag males are around in every country.

  • @karlmoody4891
    @karlmoody4891 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Theo inspecting O.J.'s little son's zoomed-in face, contemplating if he had been able to carry out a double murder at that age is amazing.

    • @chandraverlie6352
      @chandraverlie6352 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it's actually the oldest son in the picture that was suspected not the little boy. That's had me dying 😆

    • @jimbojones9118
      @jimbojones9118 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆🤣

    • @Sojack
      @Sojack ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chandraverlie6352 preciate the input Sherlock 💪🏼

  • @Dylan-zm8vs
    @Dylan-zm8vs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Facts on all this pod great interview Theo and Kyle gang gang- full send

  • @andrew-ev1uj
    @andrew-ev1uj ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel like I lose brain cells listening to theo😂 love it

  • @abdelrahmanalshamsi9331
    @abdelrahmanalshamsi9331 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Man theo's guy keeping him hanging when he says "look it up" makes me crack every time 😂

    • @Vincent12
      @Vincent12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HITSFROMANOTHERDIMENSION
    @HITSFROMANOTHERDIMENSION ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Theo has the perfect voice for an infomercial for barbeque grills

    • @blakelangley7085
      @blakelangley7085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This'll take you to charcoal church baby!

    • @crat1726
      @crat1726 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man grate

    • @ZHENRY-hl5hw
      @ZHENRY-hl5hw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakelangley7085this is my favorite comment ever

  • @sickdirtbag
    @sickdirtbag ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed this episode Theo & Kyle! Fun convos

  • @melvtal
    @melvtal ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Khabibs grandmother just chilling in the other room cooking a rock Theo is hilarious 😂

  • @corbin8930
    @corbin8930 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    49:50 Kyle: “so thats like a blumkin no?” Theo: “idk, I don’t know where she was from, i don’t know her last name” 🤣🤣

  • @rdog7218
    @rdog7218 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kyle correcting Theo when’s he’s joking is most of my interactions

  • @itsavarex4123
    @itsavarex4123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “It’s like us fighting a lion” had me die’n bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexanderjimenez926
    @alexanderjimenez926 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:05 Theo singing "Nelly"
    And Kyle reacted like he was insulated.
    "THATS LOW BY T PAIN!"

  • @jamesiron4010
    @jamesiron4010 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    As a metis in saskatchewan hearing Kyle Forgeard say "watch out for the natives" made me laugh so hard

    • @tomanders4740
      @tomanders4740 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m a native from Winnipeg and wasn’t expecting that at all! 😂

    • @unofficialAyP
      @unofficialAyP ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'skoden

    • @rickygill661
      @rickygill661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomanders4740these natives up in Canada are pretty dirty tho, gotta watch out definitely

    • @LuckySGF
      @LuckySGF ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tomanders4740Winnipeg is even fucking worse lol

    • @fatdaddy277
      @fatdaddy277 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      funniest shit is when he says "on horse back?" 😂

  • @davidmeza10
    @davidmeza10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    59:03 just casually “he just threw him back in” 😂😂😂 he hyped the dude up in the story like he came out of the fire and won, just to be thrown back in

  • @Pineapplecoolwhip
    @Pineapplecoolwhip 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “isis or ice?” “oh both probably i mean it’s gettin pretty dicey down there” 😭😭

  • @michaelgonzales5599
    @michaelgonzales5599 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I died when Theo kept zooming in on ojs sons face lmfao 🤣 😂

  • @colelankey7771
    @colelankey7771 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This is a great collaboration for me I been watching Theo for 3 years but I’ve watched Kyle for like 6-7 years

    • @antonbrndt
      @antonbrndt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow, I‘m sorry!

  • @habowtat3576
    @habowtat3576 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Much love Theo! You've gotten me through some tough times boy! 3 years sober and getting my first apartment next month! Signed the lease this weekend! You're a shining light in this world man and you mean a lot to me.
    Thanks for being there for me and many others brother. Gang gang

  • @thatsjustnuts9586
    @thatsjustnuts9586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Google can we pick up a little one" "how fast does quicksand do" theo has the best questions possible😂

  • @bingeclub7893
    @bingeclub7893 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When kyle was talking about how he doesn't like electric cars because going to the gas station to get gas is therapeutic made me realize how true that is. I never thought about how much I loved gas stations until that lol

    • @kpalldayx
      @kpalldayx ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i only like going to the gas station to throw away the trash lol

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s like he doesn’t know charging stations are the same thing

    • @bingeclub7893
      @bingeclub7893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SnailHatan That's dependent on your area. I rarely see charging stations at gas stations where I live.

    • @athinasoup
      @athinasoup ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂 what

    • @wcc4269
      @wcc4269 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bingeclub7893 Same and my city has 5 million people. Feel like most EV people just use the home charger.

  • @nealcunningham6408
    @nealcunningham6408 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Brazilian and gay, I didn’t think they were making that?!” 😂We don’t deserve Theo!

  • @DiamondLifers
    @DiamondLifers ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great guest great conversation do more of this brotha big ups !!

  • @ericizaguirre8263
    @ericizaguirre8263 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Loved watching Kyle try to not crack up for over an hour 🤣😂

    • @Cosmos273
      @Cosmos273 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn't understand his jokes

    • @ericizaguirre8263
      @ericizaguirre8263 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cosmos273 lol a lot of people don’t but it’s just so funny

    • @jimbook3903
      @jimbook3903 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I don't understand ½the shit he says and it's hilarious.
      Watch him with Rogan . Joe looking at him like wtf but it's him thats howhe is.

    • @vvinterghost
      @vvinterghost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kyle doesn't want to be rude, most of the things Theo says is his way of normal, and I think Kyle knows it that Theo hasn't a normal brain and cant handle normal conversations , his brain doesn't understand. I would lOVE to know what he got or what's wrong with his brain.. Something has happened when he was a kid or maybe born with some damage or something. but would love to know what it is!

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@vvinterghostLmao. This is a gigantic cope. Theo was cracking jokes left and right and Kyle literally just wasn't intelligent enough to understand them.

  • @Wakethefuckup427
    @Wakethefuckup427 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Theo is a national treasure. We need to protect him at all costs

  • @michaelloy717
    @michaelloy717 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It’s even funnier that he accidentally brought up Flo Rida who just won a settlement against Celsius for like $80mil and they have Celsius drinks as a sponsor sitting on the table 😂

  • @ryan523
    @ryan523 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine theo as a ufc commentator people would start watching just for the comedy of him reacting

  • @justinholderfield25
    @justinholderfield25 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kyle: “That’s a bumpkin right?”
    Theo: “Na man idk where she was from… I didn’t know her last name”
    😂😂

  • @xNoahAC
    @xNoahAC ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As a long time nelk fan and theo von fan, this is a collab i have always wanted. Would love to see Theo in a Nelk video also!

    • @yokoyuhudo5060
      @yokoyuhudo5060 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your in a degenerate cult

    • @highvalue1195
      @highvalue1195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omfg same!!!!

    • @arturcuryllo5832
      @arturcuryllo5832 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IQs are apart by way too many points here for that to ever work out. Theo is just a very patient man.

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arturcuryllo5832 Man said IQ 😂 I already know roughly what u look like

    • @andrewashford5617
      @andrewashford5617 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who and what is nelk? I only watched it a couple times and from the looks of it this Kyle dude and the other brown shalam dude know nothing about culture and never have anything smart or important to say just brain dead and concerned with current trends. It’s that one dude that knows all the celebrities and actually has a real convo with the guest that runs shit

  • @Dogecoin831
    @Dogecoin831 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo was dancing circles around Kyle . 😂😂😂😂

    • @peytonmoe5024
      @peytonmoe5024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn i must’ve not been watching that part

  • @DropOfHuman
    @DropOfHuman หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the P Diddy party didnt age well

    • @AE-wf9mi
      @AE-wf9mi หลายเดือนก่อน

      exactly my thoughts lmfao

  • @muh7355
    @muh7355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The story on picking up little guys had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @JErealty
    @JErealty ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Google if we can pick up a little one" Theo says some funny stuff without even knowing it

  • @djrichards7132
    @djrichards7132 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    20:17 I died laughing!! He bleeped put the word midget* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigOften
    @BigOften 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kyle: "So thats like a blumpkin, no?"
    Theo: "idont know, I don't know where she's from"
    😂😂😂

  • @jaredwarren7403
    @jaredwarren7403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s so funny looking at Kyle trying not to laugh throughout this whole podcast.

  • @brandoncausey645
    @brandoncausey645 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As a long time NELK and Theo fan, this is awesome!

    • @thacoolbean
      @thacoolbean ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two sides of my brain collaborating at last.

    • @sethb8831
      @sethb8831 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah fax. Haven’t watched a podcast since the cop one but had to tap in for this

    • @nastynoles7946
      @nastynoles7946 ปีที่แล้ว

      So random tho 😂