At 0:44, I started laughing, BUT at 0:59 I CHOCKED from laughter while eating an orange!!! Omg Claus the main reason why I watch you is because of the good laughs you give us 😂🤣😂🤣😂
While we were doing horse events people would drive up with a couple of $40,000 horses, a couple of $100,000 trucks, a $150,000 camper, a $25,000 horse trailer and $30,000 of horse tack and then say they were going to quit coming to events because gas went up 75 cents a gallon.
Always loved Claus's QB impressions, from way back when he first started doing them! The floating microphone in front of his face is priceless! My days! 😂😂😂
I actually bought 78 boxes for myself as a christmas present since I have been saving lots of money over the months so this was a little treat. Cost me 106€ and I got gold from the boxes worht 100€ already and got 7 premium tanks and also around 20€ worth of premium days so very much worth it, these are actually pretty good worth for their cost.
Only worth it in relation to what you would otherwise spend, but in reality, spending that much on a game YOU ALREADY HAVE, now that's laughable! What do you actually have ,in relation to what you spent? Can you sell gold? can you sell tanks? can you sell game?..No to all, and in fact you can lose use of your game, at their whim! So what do you actually have to show for your money?? in game stats, worth a big fat zero in the real world, and a game on ur pc, also worth a big fat zero, as it is illegal to even sell your account to someone else?? In what universe could it possibly be right or legal, for you to not be able to on sell your investments. That is much like depositing money into a bank, to then be told " oh no, you dont get to withdraw it, it's ours! No you can't pass it on to your kids/mates either, that too is illegal, and will see that account banned!" So tell us again, how much you get out of this whole process, other than some stats that in the end, wont feed your family, wont enrich your bank accounts, won't help you get laid, and wont mean a single thing to most anyone else on the planet, other than some sweaty nerd, that spends his entire life looking at a computer screen, because he can't afford to do anything else?? :) :) :)
@@richardworrell8622 First of all, you don't have to be so rude and don't need to harass someone else because they have some money they can spend on a game and you can't. Second, I am already getting laid because I have a girlfriend, and she encouraged me to spend some money on myself because I have been doing so well on saving money and she was happy and excited to watch the unboxing of those boxes so don't come at me with that kind of talk. This was a once in a long time sort of purchase and my own choice, I am not addicted to spending money on virtual things. I am just having fun with this game and the gold I can use to buy some tanks that I might like or something else. I'm sorry if my ability to spend some money on the side while still saving money is so triggering to you, but no need to attack me for it. I'm not doing this for stats, I'm doing this because I have been enjoying the game and you get cool stuff from the boxes. What is actually laughable is how angry you are at me, someone who is just having some fun with videogames. I'm sorry that you find time in your life to rage at people who have a good time, might be the time to look into finding a hobby? Or maybe a girlfriend or wife that you can spend time with instead of writing hate comments against happy people all day like a lonely and weird man? :) :) :)
I wish people would have some self control and not buy stuff after they just raise prices for no reason. It’s the only way as consumers we can fight back against the corporations that control the world economy, yet everyone just blows all their money anyways 💀
I’d like to party with all the folks in Clauses head 😂 So true about the economy and people’s view. The QB Roasts was epic, enjoy your weekend folks and see you tomorrow Claus
GM said it costs them $9K to build a pickup truck. They could sell them for $20K and double their $$. Very few would be sold at that price though, because everyone is programmed to think cheap equals bad. So they sell trucks for $50K-$80K and everyone is excited to get a $4K discount. Every car maker has made it clear their profits come 100% from truck sales.
@@victorduffy4459 so would I, but most would not. They'd assume there was something wrong with the truck. $150 phone vs $1500 phone. Both do the exact same thing for 99.9% of consumers.
Claus economics 101 in 2024. Buddy, are you as excited as me, for y'all to become a United State? We'll be neighbors. All jokes aside, I've always loved your raw content and takes on Wargaming stupidity, I mean logic. But seriously though, did you just promote for wargaming's stupid sales tactics while also bashing them at the same time. Masterclass! One thing I know, is that through all the dumb stuff WG has done to ruin their game, Claus has been a loyal content creator to his platform. Cheers and kudos to Claus for all these years while others have fallen off or just switched to other games. ;)
bought 160 boxs 15 min after opening 96000 gold 6.5 million credits, 4 skins (all the tanks) 5pcs 3d attachments several 2 d skins cant remember the rest.
The 'overpricing' may be true for some (not the iPhone, but the boxes) but I'm one of those who doesn't buy boxes... I only open them if they're GIVEN to me.
Dear Mr. Kellerman, You are only partly right about the pricesand costs. On the first glance it may seem that it is all the same, since it all costs money, right ? So eggs and the Iphone are the same thing. But you are comparing luxury goods with groceries. In fact it should be way more important to us what we are eating than everything else, right ? But people want to stand out of the masses or they want to compete and want to be worthy too. So you find expensive Iphones as well on the poor as on the wealthy. It may sound like an paradox, but the possibility or fact that i could buy something "luxurious" is for many people simply priceless. And yes, the story that you are telling about your tires, is as well a lesson that some people have to learn, as well as it is something that is happening quite often. Bu
I must be getting olc because I've realised what you said about overpricing a long time ago. Why I will never by an Apple product. Most people who buy their most recent version do it for the snob-effact. Look at me and my expensive phone.....
Bought the largest number of boxes. Got my first tier 8 premium at #19 opened. Wound up with all of the tanks(good or bad), 190 premium days and 120,800 gold which is equal to 5 years of premium time. So, smart or not, IF you're playing tanx and you have a few bucks, the Christmas boxes are the best deal WG will offer. Pay to win !
In the Universities they teach Social Psychology this basically teaches Students how to manipulate people in the social settings. Like sales, advertising and, politics. That it's not taught to those who don't go higher schooling .They don't know about it and get manipulated without realizing it. So,. yeah you're right. good vid👍👍
In the last game, if the enemy EBR, and the 2 leopards worked together, they could have all gone in the cap, and capped before any of our hero's team could react. If they were thinking.
Like people who drive across town to save 10 cents on a gallon of gas 😂. Still, if someone intends to spend money on this game now is the time to do it. 🤘😎
Someone sounds so salty they didn’t get their Christmas boxes this year… if you were given those boxes you would’ve been promoting it as well you would’ve open them on stream you would’ve tried out the tanks just like they would’ve only difference is you got nothing but a big chunk of coal now you’re salty
The only time I message people is to say WP (well played) or to reply to the Trolls.If the Trolls are any indication of anything, then I'd suggest half the players don't think. They react. Which may make your point!
WG would like to thank all of you,who buys the loot boxes,so WG have enough money for hoes and drugs....... Thanx again tankers and see you on the battlegrounds :)
Anyone else miss the days when this game was actually fun to play, wasn't full of nonsense "tanks" (Klown Kars) and wasn't all about Wargaming reaching into our wallets?
Voldemort is such a bootlicker, he even praised the new winter / paper mode, even though ~ the whole community says it sux balls :) Thank you for the roast old man!
I guess by not playing tonks anymore that makes me a genius?...I chose to funnel all my money into building my house. Speaking of houses, hey Claus how goes the remodel your place? Screw the Cybertruck I like my F150
Claus never disappoints when he does a certain CC impression. In fact, I hope he does it more often, as that certain CC is not only the worst type of controlled opposition plant/shill, he is also an endless source of pure cringe.
The world is Nuts! From school to jobs it’s all a racket 😂😂if war and healthcare is allowed to profit there’s no incentive for a healthy peaceful planet❤
Gotta love a QB roasting 😂
Yeah that was HILARIOUS. I chocked on an orange I was eating at that moment LMAO~!~!~!
Oh my word
He really has become insufferable to watch and listen to the last year
Always cracks me up🤣😂🤣
I love the roasting so much. Is there anyone who is such a Yes Man for WG?
"Idiots! I spent $600 on this tank! Spot for me!"
Hahahaha, so accurate.
🤣👍
Bahahaha :p lol
At 0:44, I started laughing, BUT at 0:59 I CHOCKED from laughter while eating an orange!!! Omg Claus the main reason why I watch you is because of the good laughs you give us 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Same but not orange😂
no food or beverages beyond this point . ;)
@@kevinmckay5052 lol
As soon as Claus starts in on the QB sales pitch a smile comes immediately to my face and a chuckle hits.
Spreadsheet and microphone in front of the face bot never gets old. 👍🏻
Holiday ops is going great- I haven’t spent a nickel on it
Fully onboard with your reasoning Mr Kellerman.
"biggus dickus" always makes me laugh
or in Claus' case "biggus micus"
While we were doing horse events people would drive up with a couple of $40,000 horses, a couple of $100,000 trucks, a $150,000 camper, a $25,000 horse trailer and $30,000 of horse tack and then say they were going to quit coming to events because gas went up 75 cents a gallon.
True. Or all those people who spent thousands to see Taylor Swift but complain that food was too expensive in the past couple of years?!
Siren in first game sounded like it was coming from outside my house. For a second I wandered "Who the fuck is bombing Oklahoma?!"
Always loved Claus's QB impressions, from way back when he first started doing them!
The floating microphone in front of his face is priceless!
My days! 😂😂😂
He will need to have a stick available to control the overhead ventilation
I actually bought 78 boxes for myself as a christmas present since I have been saving lots of money over the months so this was a little treat. Cost me 106€ and I got gold from the boxes worht 100€ already and got 7 premium tanks and also around 20€ worth of premium days so very much worth it, these are actually pretty good worth for their cost.
Only worth it in relation to what you would otherwise spend, but in reality, spending that much on a game YOU ALREADY HAVE, now that's laughable! What do you actually have ,in relation to what you spent? Can you sell gold? can you sell tanks? can you sell game?..No to all, and in fact you can lose use of your game, at their whim! So what do you actually have to show for your money?? in game stats, worth a big fat zero in the real world, and a game on ur pc, also worth a big fat zero, as it is illegal to even sell your account to someone else?? In what universe could it possibly be right or legal, for you to not be able to on sell your investments. That is much like depositing money into a bank, to then be told " oh no, you dont get to withdraw it, it's ours! No you can't pass it on to your kids/mates either, that too is illegal, and will see that account banned!" So tell us again, how much you get out of this whole process, other than some stats that in the end, wont feed your family, wont enrich your bank accounts, won't help you get laid, and wont mean a single thing to most anyone else on the planet, other than some sweaty nerd, that spends his entire life looking at a computer screen, because he can't afford to do anything else?? :) :) :)
@@richardworrell8622 First of all, you don't have to be so rude and don't need to harass someone else because they have some money they can spend on a game and you can't. Second, I am already getting laid because I have a girlfriend, and she encouraged me to spend some money on myself because I have been doing so well on saving money and she was happy and excited to watch the unboxing of those boxes so don't come at me with that kind of talk. This was a once in a long time sort of purchase and my own choice, I am not addicted to spending money on virtual things. I am just having fun with this game and the gold I can use to buy some tanks that I might like or something else. I'm sorry if my ability to spend some money on the side while still saving money is so triggering to you, but no need to attack me for it. I'm not doing this for stats, I'm doing this because I have been enjoying the game and you get cool stuff from the boxes. What is actually laughable is how angry you are at me, someone who is just having some fun with videogames. I'm sorry that you find time in your life to rage at people who have a good time, might be the time to look into finding a hobby? Or maybe a girlfriend or wife that you can spend time with instead of writing hate comments against happy people all day like a lonely and weird man? :) :) :)
Love Life of Brian. One of my favourite films😂😂😂😂
I wish people would have some self control and not buy stuff after they just raise prices for no reason. It’s the only way as consumers we can fight back against the corporations that control the world economy, yet everyone just blows all their money anyways 💀
I’d like to party with all the folks in Clauses head 😂
So true about the economy and people’s view. The QB Roasts was epic, enjoy your weekend folks and see you tomorrow Claus
I'm waiting for the incontinentia tank next Christmas! If they release that I'll come back!😂
GM said it costs them $9K to build a pickup truck. They could sell them for $20K and double their $$. Very few would be sold at that price though, because everyone is programmed to think cheap equals bad. So they sell trucks for $50K-$80K and everyone is excited to get a $4K discount. Every car maker has made it clear their profits come 100% from truck sales.
I would buy one at the lower price.
@@victorduffy4459 so would I, but most would not. They'd assume there was something wrong with the truck. $150 phone vs $1500 phone. Both do the exact same thing for 99.9% of consumers.
It says a lot about truck drivers
@@geoffreyM2TW it says a lot about humans.
Claus economics 101 in 2024. Buddy, are you as excited as me, for y'all to become a United State? We'll be neighbors. All jokes aside, I've always loved your raw content and takes on Wargaming stupidity, I mean logic. But seriously though, did you just promote for wargaming's stupid sales tactics while also bashing them at the same time. Masterclass! One thing I know, is that through all the dumb stuff WG has done to ruin their game, Claus has been a loyal content creator to his platform. Cheers and kudos to Claus for all these years while others have fallen off or just switched to other games. ;)
The 12th day of the advent calendar was a large loot box. Guess what was in mine. The contradictous!
Hang on, it was in my box, too.
All I got was a rock... 😑
Me too!
bought 160 boxs 15 min after opening 96000 gold 6.5 million credits, 4 skins (all the tanks) 5pcs 3d attachments several 2 d skins cant remember the rest.
I haven't laughed in weeks.
But you've killed me with that QB segment.
Thank you, Claus!
The 'overpricing' may be true for some (not the iPhone, but the boxes) but I'm one of those who doesn't buy boxes... I only open them if they're GIVEN to me.
Dear Mr. Kellerman,
You are only partly right about the pricesand costs.
On the first glance it may seem that it is all the same, since it all costs money, right ?
So eggs and the Iphone are the same thing.
But you are comparing luxury goods with groceries.
In fact it should be way more important to us what we are eating than everything else, right ?
But people want to stand out of the masses or they want to compete and want to be worthy too.
So you find expensive Iphones as well on the poor as on the wealthy.
It may sound like an paradox, but the possibility or fact that i could buy something
"luxurious" is for many people simply priceless.
And yes, the story that you are telling about your tires, is as well a lesson that some people
have to learn, as well as it is something that is happening quite often.
Bu
It brings me memories of the smart mig you talked about back. Only 100$!! Yeah right, it's smart!
Omg claus that has to be one of the funniest intros you've ever done i proper belly laughed 😂 never change my friend
I must be getting olc because I've realised what you said about overpricing a long time ago.
Why I will never by an Apple product. Most people who buy their most recent version do it for the snob-effact.
Look at me and my expensive phone.....
What message did it send? Just that I'm glad I don't play this shitshow anymore. Full gold load out impresses nobody.
Another brilliant comedy show episode with Claus Kellerman
Oh my days,my days
Too funny..never stop 😂❤
Claus my friend you are one of a kind...i love u man
The baby roast 😅
When I sell two identical pots I sell 1 for $10 and the other for $20, because some people like to pay $20 for the pots :)
Ha Claus, I'm glad, hearing the intro, that you have so many global friends and relatives !! And yeah, you're right, we're getting deceived........
I love that QB mocking 😅
Your on point claus, happy x-mas holiday, have fun. 🎉😊
I just unlocked and bought this VZ55. Had enough crew books to get 6 skills on crew. 🥳
God I love mornings that start like this. Thanks Clause !
Ahahahaha the QB impression.... Oh my days 😂
The quicky baby imitaion is spot on!
I had a spread sheet once.....but since I got the doona.... 🤔
Bought the largest number of boxes. Got my first tier 8 premium at #19 opened. Wound up with all of the tanks(good or bad), 190 premium days and 120,800 gold which is equal to 5 years of premium time. So, smart or not, IF you're playing tanx and you have a few bucks, the Christmas boxes are the best deal WG will offer. Pay to win !
In the Universities they teach Social Psychology this basically teaches Students how to manipulate people in the social settings. Like sales, advertising and, politics. That it's not taught to those who don't go higher schooling .They don't know about it and get manipulated without realizing it. So,. yeah you're right. good vid👍👍
Great into Claus!!! 😂😂
KLaugh out loud. You are more entertaining than an evening filled with defeats any day! From a masochistic tree climber.
Everything WG does is considered felony level theft by deception in the US. Nothing they sell is as described in any way shape or form.
Absolutely love this,but that *spread sheet* nearly blinded me 😂😂😂
In the last game, if the enemy EBR, and the 2 leopards worked together, they could have all gone in the cap, and capped before any of our hero's team could react. If they were thinking.
Ho Ho Ho merry f**king christmas and a happy *od d*mn new year.
Thanks Claus!
I have been boycotting Wargaming for over 10 years now!!
Biggus Clausus strikes again.
I think I won a squall in the 'free' box, but I cant find it in my inventory. Hmmm.
it's called anchor price
That was a marketing master class.
Merry Xmas Clas
I enjoyed the spreadsheet. I see the correlations. Upward trend in WG profits.
QB rules , he is a great sales rep for war gaming (LOL)
I noticed a World of Tanks game in the background.
It has been my experience that when I buy cheap it is shit and that is why I pay more for something. Laughed my ass of at the opening.
We need more satire like we had at the beginning of the video 😂
Thanks for the tech tree game!
Waiting on the 3D skin for the ebr that's a sleigh with 7 reindeer so it can fly
during these events i only play lower tier so i wont be bothered by "special" RNG for the new special tanks.
0:48 why was Claus sticking his mic right in front of the camera? QB doesn't do that, not that I've seen anyways.
You actually watch that annoying rat ? 😂
@Lynxspray Don't watch QB anymore, it's only from what I can remember years ago.
Like people who drive across town to save 10 cents on a gallon of gas 😂.
Still, if someone intends to spend money on this game now is the time to do it. 🤘😎
Mr Claus, have you seen any drones over Canada.
Someone sounds so salty they didn’t get their Christmas boxes this year… if you were given those boxes you would’ve been promoting it as well you would’ve open them on stream you would’ve tried out the tanks just like they would’ve only difference is you got nothing but a big chunk of coal now you’re salty
Time to stop blaming Wargaming for doing what FUCKING WORKS. Blame the player base.
That's the whole point of a business, to make money.
The no bullshit channel
Lmao, Claus you rock!
AY UP CLAUS
🛑🎱🚼🍼⚖Both GG Mr. Claus thanks 4 your work ! Oh and Merry Fukin Christmas✨🎁🎸🎼🎶🎵 👍👍😎👣📡🛰🚀🔭☀🌘🌎🛰🪐🛸🌌
👈☕👍
Sgt. Frosty acquired
Golden Ryder hmmm or
Muppet Yeti????🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂truth
The only time I message people is to say WP (well played) or to reply to the Trolls.If the Trolls are any indication of anything, then I'd suggest half the players don't think. They react. Which may make your point!
This video summarizes why I come here lol
there's a sucker born every minute Yuri 🤔
is it the wholy grail?
I would call this video 'The Biggest Dickus' tank battle!
That's pretty cool you used to have an sti. I bet you regret selling that baby.
I haven’t bought a single box and my winrate has dropped drastically.
Comment, Comment, Comment!!!!
This year holiday tanks are complete crap. Look at the RU server, they have greyhound or gendarme tanks over there.
WOTHAS MADE SO MANY FAKE TANKS, THEY'RE STARTING TO GIVE THEM "'EMOTIONAL" NAMES
Fuckin love it! Only time I'll listen to qb
Doing the WhineyBaby is the best.
Shooting pixels is not fun for me.
I have nothing to say... which is just as well as I'm a day late watching this...
If you don't pay ridiculous money for holiday (gambling) boxes then Tragic Loss and Commander AF might lose their jobs. 😱
Somehow i expected, "BAH HUMBUG!", from Claus instead of Tra-la-la's😮
WG would like to thank all of you,who buys the loot boxes,so WG have
enough money for hoes and drugs.......
Thanx again tankers and see you on the battlegrounds :)
In the intro I miss Bob and the French guy what's his name? 😂
Mo' ron.
That french 'Personality' is pierré
Anyone else miss the days when this game was actually fun to play, wasn't full of nonsense "tanks" (Klown Kars) and wasn't all about Wargaming reaching into our wallets?
muhwah hahaha much hilarity and fun of poking
Voldemort is such a bootlicker, he even praised the new winter / paper mode, even though ~ the whole community says it sux balls :) Thank you for the roast old man!
I guess by not playing tonks anymore that makes me a genius?...I chose to funnel all my money into building my house.
Speaking of houses, hey Claus how goes the remodel your place? Screw the Cybertruck I like my F150
QB sucks balls. WG loot box tanks are BS. Thats just the facts of life.
Claus never disappoints when he does a certain CC impression. In fact, I hope he does it more often, as that certain CC is not only the worst type of controlled opposition plant/shill, he is also an endless source of pure cringe.
Welease wodger!
The world is Nuts! From school to jobs it’s all a racket 😂😂if war and healthcare is allowed to profit there’s no incentive for a healthy peaceful planet❤
meal: fried QB with garlic 🍽🍺😂