How garbage pistols were in the 18th century.

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  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22362

    "The bloom on this gun" lmao

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25285

    "Anybody got any gunpowder?" is a line I only expected to hear in Minecraft.

  • @BEY
    @BEY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15119

    "it hurt for a second but I'm good" 💀

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      tis but a scratch

    • @molrat
      @molrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      we saw the video

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@molrat yeah but since hes verified hes gonna get a butt ton of likes

    • @molrat
      @molrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Clockyn i'm so mad 😡😡😡

    • @banan9432
      @banan9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pidgey3734 even if he wasn't this is sadly all the takes to get likes. Typing a quote from the video

  • @kerbalairforce8802
    @kerbalairforce8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    Killjoy time:
    Historically, most duels ended with nobody shot, but both parties "satisfied" that they had dueled honorably.

    • @4tonmike
      @4tonmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Satisfied, yeah. 1882 was a long time ago.

    • @calvinwilliams5780
      @calvinwilliams5780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@4tonmike Don't quote me on this, but I'm PRETTY sure guns were significantly better by 1882. The 18th century refers to the 1700s, for some reason

    • @safaricalamari7613
      @safaricalamari7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Lilith does stuff especially once Winchester and other lever action/spring loaded weapons became more mainstream in 1866+.

    • @blu4390
      @blu4390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There’s a reason duels we’re so uncommon after around the 1840s. The only actual historical duel I can think of (after the civil war) is two drunk guys getting into a fight and dueling over it. One died.

    • @Asparagaceae
      @Asparagaceae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@calvinwilliams5780 That's because the 1st century starts at year 1 to 100

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17347

    Caleb: “Gets shot at”
    *Also Caleb: “I’m Swell”*

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

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      @AweEmperorofChickenKilling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

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      @user-lp7bj6hl2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch what

  • @seanpuello
    @seanpuello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    "It's a hit. So I win."
    Honestly that's how I would've thought too. I would've walked away

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

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    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Straight up, he won. XD Whether he drew blood or not.

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tailedgates9 You both lose! You lose! Get ooooout!

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayeo my g I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @RancorSnp
      @RancorSnp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean, they chose the till first blood duel, so the duel was not finished. But this skit is fairly accurate, gun powder guns could have killed you on the spot of course, but it was possible to get hit and not be wounded, and even more common was be wounded but survive.
      The most hate fueled duellists would battle till third blood. Can you imagine having been shot two times and going like "I ain't done yet mate"

  • @daanishmanzoor1
    @daanishmanzoor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12267

    "Never bring a knife to a gunfight"
    The guns:

    • @sarika3689
      @sarika3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Right? I would just pull out a rapier or something

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Because it would give you an unfair advantage, of course

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      That`s why every gun needed a bayonet lmao, you shoot once and back to swordfighting or you hand it to a 15 year old to reload it like in the Treasure Island novel. Or even better, in the novel every character carried 2 muskets and like 8 pistols on them so they could fire more than once every half an hour

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      so katanas are ok?

    • @mraimbotjk3530
      @mraimbotjk3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A stapler would be better

  • @Moadar
    @Moadar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8924

    I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians broke into my house. "What the devil?" I said, as I grabbed my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blew a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he was dead on the spot. Drew my pistol on the second man and missed him entirely because it's smoothbore and I later found out that it nailed the neighbors dog. I had to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads!" I yelled, as the grape shot shredded two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms. I mounted my trusty war horse, Charles, and charged the last terrified rapscallion. Impaling him with my standard issue 2 foot bayonet. He bled out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds were impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    • @sal1262
      @sal1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      r/iamverybadass

    • @sal1262
      @sal1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

      Wait never mind I’m stupid

    • @sal1262
      @sal1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Didn’t get the joke

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

      Honestly, the story of someone actually doing this rather than just owning a modern firearm would probably be a more effective deterrent. Just because of how insane and surreal it sounds.

    • @Moadar
      @Moadar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      @@josephperez2004 The powdered wig is what really gives the story that pizzazz.

  • @barteepage4109
    @barteepage4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19681

    "The rules are simple, cause I left out like 15 of them."
    This line alone shows the actual research that went into this skit and I love it.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Ayeo bro I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @jeremiahcrain7023
      @jeremiahcrain7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      That line alone made this video funny

    • @madster01
      @madster01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@realfarmer21 aight bro I finna check yo skit and leave feedback here

    • @Catffeine_Cafe
      @Catffeine_Cafe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

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    • @madster01
      @madster01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

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      Bro you finna be hilarious at some point 😂😂🔥

  • @batfan932
    @batfan932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15302

    Honestly, the fact that they both fired 3 times without jamming is a miracle.

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

      Their Flintlocks, they never really had jamming issues.
      Just more of a "fail to fire" than a pure jamming.

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Really jamming is more of a thing with automatic or semi automatic weapons... Single shot black powder would, more precisely, misfire but not actually jam (though sometimes shit could get stuck in the barrel, like if a panicking kid in the revolutionary war loaded two balls accidentally, and then damaged their own gun trying to fire, that could be considered a true muzzle-loader jam haha)

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I mean that one guy had to get a new gun

    • @trmahama6447
      @trmahama6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kayplaya86 You got here 15 minutes before me to say that

    • @emorynguyen1583
      @emorynguyen1583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@JimRFF I think they found an American Civil War musket like that with two musket balls accidentally loaded into the gun, so yeah that’s something that actually happened

  • @Shadowban_tv
    @Shadowban_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5883

    “I dropped my gun on a wet surface I gotta get a new one”. Caleb never misses

    • @cany0udance
      @cany0udance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nice Hajime pfp

    • @Shadowban_tv
      @Shadowban_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cany0udance ayyy thanks my drilla

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      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @ThePsychicFish
      @ThePsychicFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Except when firing garbage 18th century pistols ofc

    • @Shadowban_tv
      @Shadowban_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThePsychicFish you right

  • @zhangeldy4097
    @zhangeldy4097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    My dad told me of an allegedly true story from Imperial Russia where one of the dualists was a doctor and knew that over 70% of deaths are caused by fibers from clothes getting inside you and causing contamination, so he showed up to a duel naked. After a series of good laughs and drinks, both parties became good friends.

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What a chad

    • @sdsdfdu4437
      @sdsdfdu4437 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gigachad

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His ass must’ve been comd if that was Imperial Russia

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5701

    Andrew jackson was at a funeral once, and an assassin jumped out of the bushes with two pistols, both backfired, then andrew jackson pulled his gun which backfired, and then he proceeded to beat the assassin unconscious almost killing him with his cane.

    • @aiyahuntacheimumbi236
      @aiyahuntacheimumbi236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      😂😂😂

    • @charrialane2301
      @charrialane2301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      He also participated in over 100 duals

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    • @septimusheap925
      @septimusheap925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      Nigga might as well have brought a knife

  • @SirNile
    @SirNile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7027

    Alt Title: "How all those duels that DON'T make it into history class go."

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    • @RillaGOrilla0224
      @RillaGOrilla0224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@6askiVideos03 so you're just going to say that under every comment huh

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me G

    • @kibbywitz
      @kibbywitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do u know what that waiting song is called?
      (Edit) description didn't work :(

    • @glocos
      @glocos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kibbywitz have you tried... You know... Reading the description?

  • @alsaiduq8869
    @alsaiduq8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12579

    this man straight up disrespecting the other one, he really just said "I only brought enough gun powder for one shot"

    • @firellio070
      @firellio070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Lmao

    • @nicholaspratt8473
      @nicholaspratt8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      No rag, rod, nothing. He really thinking one and done

    • @marawanelbalal9488
      @marawanelbalal9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He forgot tho

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Okay but if he dies he can’t shoot again
      I mean it’s got a double meaning if he’s confident about a hit

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm disappointed I can only like this comment once

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5372

    Whenever you make fun of revolutionary war dudes for standing in a firing line, remember they did that because you have a better chance of actually hitting a guy when like 20 guys all fire at the same time.

    • @vince8901
      @vince8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      and still, most of them didn't hit at all

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      might as well just use bow and arrow

    • @MorokLeviathan
      @MorokLeviathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@depthshade837
      Basically what the Native Americans did.

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Yes but that's an even trade. The enemy has a higher chance of hitting you because you're in a group. That explanation isn't wrong but it's incomplete. The thing is, when cavalry is factored in, you want to do as much damage as possible. A loose group of men would be terrible against a cavalry charge, not just because of the lack of initial damage but also because they won't have a line of bayonets ready for the cavalry charge.

    • @sheamorales5789
      @sheamorales5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Funny thing is we still do that to this day, granite we take cover and everything now, but shooting from a rough line has been so effective we haven't had the need to change it

  • @JamaicaRealLife
    @JamaicaRealLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6557

    "Okay this is the final round, anything further than this is uncivilized"
    My dude just about had it, he got places to be😂🤣🤣

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    • @ghost0fherobrine203
      @ghost0fherobrine203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @fightingdreamer123
      @fightingdreamer123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      that actually was a common rule in dueling

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8534

    Historically accurate 💯

    • @sentay6917
      @sentay6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      man verified people be getting a lot of likes with one simple comment like damn

    • @akmalrafiaa4772
      @akmalrafiaa4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sentay6917 lmao

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akmalrafiaa4772 lol

    • @greyld1353
      @greyld1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Historical accurate mmmhh not really... but whatever

    • @meiguess1386
      @meiguess1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont you mean historically inaccurate?

  • @Legendayy
    @Legendayy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    *has a crisis*
    "Alright I'm good."
    "YOU BOTH LOSE! YOU LOSE!"

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      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @qwertyman2465
      @qwertyman2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good day SIR.

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      @account-pi3nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @rileymitchell3510
    @rileymitchell3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    Part of why people solved duels with pistols was because there was far less fear of death then using swords and no matter how good you were both of you had the same chance of winning lol.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s true!
      You ever seen video of a cop killing a criminal? You need to empty an entire clip into them to finish them off..
      However, swords are terrifying.
      Go search cold steel if you want a most specific answer.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@JohnnyWolfblood Gun > Sword. Swords were mostly terrifying in the days of shit medical abilities, son. When no one knew you needed to sterilize your tools, the area, and the wound. Catch any kind of hands you might die of infection before anything else.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kayriel Infections were a real danger but even the common every day knife can really easily kill you even with modern medical technology. Now did more people die from swords because medicine used to suck? Yes. But swords were also really REALLY effective at killing people. And still are. Guns sucked for a really long time before they were good and it's why saber wielding cavalry were still a real and highly effective thing even in the civil war. It was only after the civil war that guns got good enough that melee warfare was made mostly obsolete.

    • @AdityaSingh-xh8et
      @AdityaSingh-xh8et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, but the problem is, anyone can use a gun. Sword fighting requires skill. If only guns didn't exist, the number of casualties occuring in these times and before would be much less

  • @sirmorallyincorrect4638
    @sirmorallyincorrect4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "I'll be back in 30 Minutes"
    It ain't his first time.

    • @dehydratdwater
      @dehydratdwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hydrate my water

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plz help stop Israel Zionists (nazi mentality) genocide against Palestine especially arresting thousands of children between 3-12 years old.
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      @antonsteroids2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington
    @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12829

    THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

    • @gromk745
      @gromk745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      hiya crumb , didn’t know you were a fan of calebcity

    • @sunny-rs3mr
      @sunny-rs3mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

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    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crumb :)

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      @undecidedextra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh, hey crumb!

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      @anthonynguyen1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

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  • @someusername6552
    @someusername6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4241

    Caleb: *insults both of them for bad aim and being unable to hit*
    Also Caleb: *standing in between them just off to the side like that ain't still a danger zone*

    • @zubairmuhammadnadheer6921
      @zubairmuhammadnadheer6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually 😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Was expecting them to hit the guy in the middle

    • @magythemage
      @magythemage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      hes just confident in that the fact that they are going to miss

    • @sonicthehedgehog6505
      @sonicthehedgehog6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Especially with that crazy blume

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @Storyquest
    @Storyquest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "The rules are simple......cause I left out like 15 of them."
    *Every hollywood medieval movie ever*

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This wasn't even close to medieval times but sure

  • @sonicducktheinoccent
    @sonicducktheinoccent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    "He's not even bleeding!"
    That's because I'm- *title music starts*

    • @matthew8505
      @matthew8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Thanks for the Invincible reference

    • @padres26
      @padres26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Good one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Invincible 😎

    • @d3rpel385
      @d3rpel385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAO

    • @rjaysnewgroove9908
      @rjaysnewgroove9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *blood splatters*

  • @paincakes6987
    @paincakes6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11770

    I was deadass anxious that the bullet was going to hit the moderator.

    • @HoodNinjaXD
      @HoodNinjaXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Fr

    • @normanselva6397
      @normanselva6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I was thinking that was gonna be the plot twist

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine being anxious for a skit. Bro it’s not a movie 🤨😕

    • @mr.cheese1865
      @mr.cheese1865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Why? Not like it would do anything lol

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too

  • @ahsahm.6065
    @ahsahm.6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    "Let me clean out the barrel of my gun then like you would do a chimney"
    Caleb never disappoints.

    • @kikkik3891
      @kikkik3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey i make mini movies
      Mind checking them?

    • @aiwanano6507
      @aiwanano6507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this at the same time it was playing that part

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo are those 5 self promos on one comment thread? God damn

  • @deanrule70yahoorules
    @deanrule70yahoorules 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    @2:13 It was actually considered barbaric to have more than 3 exchanges of shots, the fact that Caleb researched this is kinda crazy

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8575

    It's not that the pistols were garbage, they were both actually Viltrumites.

    • @kura2216
      @kura2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      If only you had a mustache

    • @clvrrrr
      @clvrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      bro what

    • @axad621
      @axad621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      @Soviet Union we do not care

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And we were the pets!

    • @JustSomeGuyInHisOwnWorld
      @JustSomeGuyInHisOwnWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@clvrrrr viltrumites is a supermam thing of a race of superhumans so they are probably bullet proff

  • @kwamedamuah1838
    @kwamedamuah1838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    "The rules are simple"
    "Because I left out like 15 of them" LMAOOO

    • @mrsweetkandy7673
      @mrsweetkandy7673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh crap i didn't notice he said that it was subtle lmao

    • @ryanmurphy8388
      @ryanmurphy8388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My question is how can he leave out fifteen rules when there are only ten duel commandments

    • @Micolashwithan
      @Micolashwithan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch shut

    • @ETOILEPHANTOME
      @ETOILEPHANTOME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch true but irrelevant here

    • @FakeDavyCrockett
      @FakeDavyCrockett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hamilton reference lol

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    "Aight then lemme clean out the barrel of my gun, like you would a chimney."
    that line KILLED me lol

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @shadesilverwing0
      @shadesilverwing0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Trav12ss Rule #1 of TH-cam comments: Never follow a link to another video.

    • @blockyclips7660
      @blockyclips7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Packknn Dee It's weird.

    • @classiccare9073
      @classiccare9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @dreadfulbadger
      @dreadfulbadger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That line can kill, unlike that gun.

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This is why pirates carried as many pre-loaded pistols as possible. They did a lot of damage at mid to close range. But yeah, they sucked.

  • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
    @JimmyPizzaDelivery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16450

    "The bloom on his gun is crazy, you don't understand."
    This shit got me laughing.

    • @blackkyurem720
      @blackkyurem720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      *this
      But same here lol

    • @utter7465
      @utter7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@blackkyurem720 He put a period before he put “this” so it would be capitalized

    • @blackkyurem720
      @blackkyurem720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@utter7465 no I mean this where "his" is. Since he was talking about his own gun. "The bloom on this gun is crazy"

    • @utter7465
      @utter7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

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    • @acatlol2930
      @acatlol2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @KevinIsNice6984
    @KevinIsNice6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    Caleb: *Gets shot and has a crisis*
    Also Caleb: “so anyways…”

    • @gdchimp7127
      @gdchimp7127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This will be angry birds
      In 2014

    • @kevinhornesbyjr9508
      @kevinhornesbyjr9508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone just liked and it was at 444 😬

    • @alaynaallen3044
      @alaynaallen3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kevinhornesbyjr9508 so u mean to tell me not only did someone see sixty nine and still like, but also looked at 420...😔

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alaynaallen3044 So uncivilized.

    • @stom266
      @stom266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

  • @dark_labyrinth_gaming
    @dark_labyrinth_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6464

    And that is why pirates carried like 100 of them on their person at all times remember soldier it is faster to change guns rather than re-load

    • @grequiem486
      @grequiem486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      So like reaper from overwatch?

    • @ladyphobos9980
      @ladyphobos9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@grequiem486 damn you got there first 😂

    • @frizzlenumb8823
      @frizzlenumb8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The first rule I learned when I started playing Apex Legends XD

    • @theangeloshowyo
      @theangeloshowyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Y’all young that’s first mission of cod 4

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Its faster to switch to the sidearm than reload

  • @cntfoolmebuddy
    @cntfoolmebuddy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is one of my all-time favorites, I always gotta come back and enjoy this masterpiece

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    This is facts (I’m from the 18th century)

    • @deewoorld
      @deewoorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wait wat how old r u

    • @TheWatermelonLion
      @TheWatermelonLion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@deewoorld I think he like 35 or sum

    • @p4lworld
      @p4lworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lowest likes I've ever seen a verified person with

    • @ronaldo_slayer21
      @ronaldo_slayer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's you...

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@deewoorld at least 12

  • @virplexer1428
    @virplexer1428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “A gentlemen’s beef”
    So like... a steak?

    • @knight764
      @knight764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i'm thinking more of a filet mignon

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @anauthor3330
      @anauthor3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This man has a very sizable cranial apparatus in his head

    • @jinkstacks4830
      @jinkstacks4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good pun, well done

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just any steak, a well done steak

  • @CheekyMonkey1776
    @CheekyMonkey1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Freaking hilarious and accurate. That’s why dueler’s had “best men” to load and prepare the weapons. The pistols were nearly useless at 20 paces and often took several attempts to reach resolution. That said make no mistake, when the 52 Cal. ball found its mark it was quite deadly.

    • @martindavids1294
      @martindavids1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      For real, you get hit that monster is tearing through you. Unless they're just garbage at measuring the grain

    • @ElZilchoYo
      @ElZilchoYo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      often just facing the fire was enough to satisfy honour.

    • @operatorspongebob4150
      @operatorspongebob4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fun fact, the "best men" were actually there to make sure the other dueling party was following the rules, look for the Scottish dueling codex(I think that's what it's called) they also loaded the pistols to make sure they functioned correctly, and made terms of which the duel would be enacted upon. Real interesting stuff. Also the pistols back then were both smooth bore and rifled, so it just depended on the skill and choice of the duelists for which pistol or weapon in general they would choose

    • @aleindead9483
      @aleindead9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somewhat accurate other than like what you said if you got hit by that ball your dead af. Those pack more damage than a modern bullet. But one other thing they got wrong is people never really fired at the same time. Typically one person would shoot first and then the next person would shoot. Rules were you can’t move, which is pretty obvious.

    • @cancelskawoforgivingmedlib4710
      @cancelskawoforgivingmedlib4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dk_Thefirst I actually did check one of your skits out, nearly had my ears blown out by my headphones. Trying to figure out how to make sure your channel never gets recommended to me rn

  • @zakariyasultan2310
    @zakariyasultan2310 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    HE CALLED THE JOHN WICK 4 ENDING

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    Nah, Red Dead Redemption was just bugging out. Blow on your computer and it’ll go back to normal.

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Red Dead Redemption is base in the early 20th century. Red Dead Redemption 2 is base in the late 19th century.
      This video is the 18th century. Guns were much, much different between those different times.
      You should have reference Assassin's Creed game. Like Ac3 or Ac: black flag or Ac: Assassin hunter which all take place in the 18th century.

    • @benjaminlamptey1867
      @benjaminlamptey1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😭😭

    • @z1re784
      @z1re784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      18th century is muskets not revolvers

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn ppl really cared that much

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

  • @kc.21k
    @kc.21k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    “Is that your bullet?”
    “I believe so yes”
    “It bounced off his chest”
    “So it’s a hit”
    Nope I’m invincible

    • @notingles
      @notingles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then how can i see you?

    • @Azzie-z3b
      @Azzie-z3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "So it's a hit"
      Nope I'm-
      *Invincible title card plays*

    • @acmagic9753
      @acmagic9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Azzie-z3b Ayy- I like that:)

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Azzie-z3b damn you beat me to it 😂😂

    • @slayz9853
      @slayz9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Azzie-z3b I was just boutta comment this XD

  • @justanothergamer8561
    @justanothergamer8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “I just dropped my gun onto a wet surface, now I got to get a new one”😂😂😂

    • @moorekid7742
      @moorekid7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was looking for thi this comment

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@moorekid7742 Exactly... "Can't duel...wet powder. We'll just have to wait till it dries."

    • @demijones7537
      @demijones7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:00 I love the way Caleb throws shade “like you would do a chimney”

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Funnily enough, this was actually one of the reasons why duels stopped being popular. They used to shoot each other and be able to go to work the next day, but when the guns got better people started dying

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ion_force True but they were nowhere near as accurate as modern firearms. I mean this is why the tactics of lining two opposing armies durectly across a field from one another survived for so long after the invention of firearms.

    • @mr.potatobread3421
      @mr.potatobread3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@acidicreaver3024 LOL I’m so confused what’s going on. Is this a reference to a show?

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yup, most deaths in the Civil war were from dysentery and the gunshots usually weren't fatal and they died from sepsis. People don't realize how much guns sucked. That's part of the reason I always laugh when the right to bear arms is brought up. Not saying you can't own guns, but of your reason is that the guys that f**ked with guns that could barely kill said so, you really need to find another reason.

    • @SentrySeventeen
      @SentrySeventeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@tinamoul Well that's half-true. I mean the lack of adequate Medical Care is a reason why a lot of men died in the Civil War but the weapons in the Civil War were all very effective. What led lot of men to their deaths during the Civil War was antiquated military strategy that didn't keep up with the technology available. You had men marching in a straight line like their forefathers did during the Revolutionary War, while being shot with the Proto versions of weapons in the first World War (Gatling guns, better artillery, repeating rifles, etc.)

    • @yourfavoritezoomer9104
      @yourfavoritezoomer9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SentrySeventeen This one right here officer... deserves a reward.

  • @youngdon3123
    @youngdon3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6266

    "I dropped my gun on a wet surface I gotta get a new one" 😂

    • @gamerpedia1535
      @gamerpedia1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That is what he said

    • @renegadeyoshi341
      @renegadeyoshi341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@gamerpedia1535 indeed.

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@gamerpedia1535
      Precisely.

    • @gamerpedia1535
      @gamerpedia1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@aisha5156 Incontestably

    • @gamerpedia1535
      @gamerpedia1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@renegadeyoshi341 Undeniably

  • @david50x84
    @david50x84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Pirates: "Well of course the duel took forever, they didn't keep 8 other guns on their person to switch to, the Amateurs"

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      also, if assasin's creed is well researched, their guns were attached to their torso, so they can just drop them without a care in the world

    • @Super.Dario.daVibediver
      @Super.Dario.daVibediver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@icarue993 yep, and just keep it moving

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@icarue993 Yeah, that was what pirates like Blackbeard did historically. Anything else wouldn't be practical - it would take too long to take pistols out of a bag during a fight, and having 6 or more holsters would make walking uncomfortable, so they just strapped loaded pistols to their chests and pulled one out whenever they wanted to shoot someone.

    • @zero.Identity
      @zero.Identity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nathangamble125
      Edit: i forgot to mention i am talking about Assassins Creed 4
      and then comes edward who literally loads his guns in the middle of a fight in complete calmness while being stabbed by three guys and then using another guy as a shield for the other guy that is on a hous and shoots him. and then the fight can continue for the last guy that you extra reloaded your guns for because you wanted to shoot him in the head.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reply 5

  • @Zack-bl2gg
    @Zack-bl2gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is my FAVORITE skit that you've done. People are shocked that Pistol duels were commonplace and the norm nowadays. Well this is why. The end of duels actually was directly caused by the improvement of pistols, around 1880. This was also around the end of the Wild West, and where all the western movies take place. I wonder why...

  • @masonthagod703
    @masonthagod703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “The bloom on this gun is crazy”😂

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *th-cam.com/video/V8PzIDkZ2AI/w-d-xo.html* ,,

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bruh.4992
      Burh what are these advertisements

    • @henrygreen2096
      @henrygreen2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 Just report them, I have no idea why people do this. TH-cam marks the channel as spam if enough people do it.

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrygreen2096 k

  • @fatehshah4758
    @fatehshah4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Caleb: "Honestly just duel with swords, no point"
    No no he's got a point

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So does the sword.

    • @Weltenbastler2000
      @Weltenbastler2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mark Twain wrote about that. I think he compared an utterly pointless pistol duel to one of the German fraternity sword duels and it was a very fun read.
      In summary it read like a meme: the virgin gun vs chad sword.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me my brother

    • @deltadragon117
      @deltadragon117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that enemy got, the point

    • @knightlumos1369
      @knightlumos1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deltadragon117 I think that enemy, got the point

  • @ohadgoldhagen1095
    @ohadgoldhagen1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    The “How it Should have Ended” for Hamilton is taking notes rn

    • @brandonborlaza9205
      @brandonborlaza9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true lol

    • @ok.1791
      @ok.1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true spoiler: i didn't expect hamilton to die

    • @nomore6258
      @nomore6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamilton is based on historical events though.

  • @rishi8012
    @rishi8012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That sao tune when they first shot was a hit of nostalgia

  • @nnconcerts99
    @nnconcerts99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5586

    “How garbage pistol were” Caleb is loosing his mind in quarantine

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *th-cam.com/video/V8PzIDkZ2AI/w-d-xo.html* ,,,

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Just like you lol “loosing”

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      @brother5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

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    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “Ironic.”

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I make comedy skits with lots of plot twists and would be elated if y'all could take time out of your day and watch one of them.Thank you so much✊

  • @THEJPR
    @THEJPR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    He probably paid 10 shillings and a bag of wheat for the guns in this.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a lot for a gun that can't hit the target.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me brother

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@realfarmer21 Draw your blade and catch this fade my dude

    • @LGTKI
      @LGTKI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realfarmer21 aye gshit that Logan getting prepared for Mayweather video was fucking hilarious

    • @yomer355
      @yomer355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ccvcharger oh it can hit, but it doesn't deal any damage.

  • @thewovenmantis6813
    @thewovenmantis6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This is hilariously accurate. While many pistols duels were held through lout the 18-19th centuries, only about one-in-six ever resulted in noticeable injury. In fact, in many cases, one or both parties would simply fire straight up into the air due to the pointlessness of it all.
    However, what is noteworthy is the pain & lethality of these early firearms. (Muskets and flintlocks) While it’s true that when firing a flintlock, muzzle velocity & caliber are both lower when compared to muskets, the caliber is still between .45 - .62.
    That’s an extremely large metal ball hitting you, and they typically caused large, painful, nasty wounds that lead to a variety of post-injury complications, most common of which was infection.

    • @tremarcusjackson9791
      @tremarcusjackson9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The bullets from back in that time are considered unethical for this time.. getting hit by one was pretty much a death sentence, due to the fact that it would shatter bones and lodge itself in the bone shards. Any of effort to try and remove these bullets would make wound 10x worse. Any hit to the torso and and it's pretty much a death sentence

    • @michel0dy
      @michel0dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "nah fam, it's just a broken rib, the ref said 'draw blood'. You didn't draw blood so Imma run it back"

    • @fear7126
      @fear7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y tho xd

    • @noctiuagus1369
      @noctiuagus1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tremarcusjackson9791 That's cap, modern bullets like hollow-points are deadly and harder to remove. The injuries we dead sentences cause their medicine was dogshit.

  • @megaflamer
    @megaflamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    while the lethality of the shots is vastly underestimated the accuracy is....about on par yea. Although it should be mentioned the duel rules were explicitly made to reduce the lethality, the whole spin around and immediately shoot thing was introduced because there was too many deaths if people were actually allowed to aim these things before shooting. And oh boy did you need to aim if you were to hit anything you actually wanted to hit

    • @bungbananaman
      @bungbananaman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah didn't flintlock pistols and muskets blow people's heads off?

    • @megaflamer
      @megaflamer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bungbananaman dependedd a bit on the ammo and exactly where you hit but yes, it was possible to do that, although it should probably be called 'crack open' since that is what would happen with a well placed shot to the head

    • @bungbananaman
      @bungbananaman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@megaflamer yeah I've noticed people think muskets and flintlocks were weak because of how old they were but they were basically handheld canons.

    • @megaflamer
      @megaflamer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bungbananaman that is what early handheld firearms were called 'handcannon' (translated name) and the real bottleneck to their widespread use was reliability, reload time and ease of production. No general wanted to use weapons that would not work if it rained and cost more than a horse to create.

    • @cornesalvo9366
      @cornesalvo9366 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bungbananamanI think the 4chan greentext you're thinking of is inaccurate, other than the huge smokescreen they produce, these guns were not very lethal

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    I'm always 💀 at
    "...you good?"
    "I'M GOOD, YOU GOOD?!"
    "I'M-I'M SWELL!"

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    That's why my bigfoot ancestors always used boulders in their duals, much more reliable than your human weapons of the time

    • @ToasterToastMan
      @ToasterToastMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Username checks out 😒

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make mini movies if you're interested😁

    • @Double0hTater
      @Double0hTater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayo... i just found bigfoot yall!!!

    • @colin8923
      @colin8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you wise bigfoot

    • @RillaGOrilla0224
      @RillaGOrilla0224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you make a whole account just for attention at least you're dedicated to it

  • @nolangimpel39
    @nolangimpel39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Man Caleb is such a creative dude. Good acting, good production, funny characters, funny writing. I love that he's around, man.

  • @brianellsworth6484
    @brianellsworth6484 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “The bloom on this gun is crazy “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NoSmoke1
    @NoSmoke1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    "The bloom on this gun is crazy."
    Caleb must be a Destiny player

    • @shibnathmaji2675
      @shibnathmaji2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or a Halo: Reach player.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I film skits just like Caleb. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie

    • @MrShorttj
      @MrShorttj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah Fortnite 😂😂😂

    • @kuroganekaneko
      @kuroganekaneko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah him and Mtashed played trials together if I remember correct.

    • @nates205
      @nates205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shibnathmaji2675 damnn frrr. I love reach but so true 😔

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "Just squash the beef, man."
    "NAH!"
    X'D

    • @MusicSetAdrift
      @MusicSetAdrift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I felt that Nah right in my kid soul XD.

  • @Jarjar-X
    @Jarjar-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5480

    Shit, Aaron Burr killing Alexander Hamilton must’ve been quite the feat

    • @XFrost_210
      @XFrost_210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      One shot kill two shot kill, click click boom, reeeeload click click boom
      That's a military cadence, but yeah butt got him in one shot bc they knew how to use guns and properly clean and manage them

    • @nyasiac7998
      @nyasiac7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@mamagoosey It’s the Ten Duel Commandments!!

    • @narvea
      @narvea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@nyasiac7998 NUMBER ONE

    • @immanuela209
      @immanuela209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@mamagoosey THERE ARE TEN THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!!

    • @stormysheppard3368
      @stormysheppard3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      We rowed across the Hudson at dawn,
      My friend, William P. Van Ness signed on as my…

  • @thegreatalfini
    @thegreatalfini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the "y'all ready?" "almost" was so fucking clever

  • @kbozdragon4074
    @kbozdragon4074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    Interviewer: So what’s your power?
    Caleb: I’m bullet proof
    Interviewer: that’s actually pretty usefu-
    Caleb: but only when I I’m shot with a bad gun
    Interviewer: GET OUTTTTTTT GET OUTTTTTTT

    • @chrono9503
      @chrono9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Underrated comment

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You forgot the "Oh my God"
      XD

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @V_ii
      @V_ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is already a classic comment

    • @treko3000
      @treko3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Dk_Thefirst did u really self promote in a comment on another TH-camrs comment section that's scummy

  • @didyoueatapeeeaaarr5541
    @didyoueatapeeeaaarr5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    "Were here to settle a beef. A gentlemens beef, between gentlemen." He says while wearing a shirt that says "ICECREAM" On it.

    • @heyitsgowcow
      @heyitsgowcow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yes, the a fine gentleman. I don't see the problem here.

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BC he's the chill one

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cream on the outside clean on the inside
      Edit: or is that backwards. I haven't heard that song in like 12 years.

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either way sick paint job. Err. Shirt.

  • @LulPatchyy
    @LulPatchyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Caleb Never fails 😭😭W

    • @npc2151
      @npc2151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      Mind checking them?

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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      @ArMentorLazada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @iterum3823
      @iterum3823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @connorduquette1432
    @connorduquette1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It's hilarious because I enjoy reading up on famous battles throughout history, but sometimes I feel a little guilty for being so fascinated by stories about -- often enough -- hundreds, if not thousands, of people dying. Which is why my favorite war is probably the American Revolution, where they were all using guns like these. It's like, in a battle of a thousand soldiers on each side, the losing side will be, like, "12 dead, 42 wounded, about 950 captured".

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But you also get things like the battle of New Orleans in the war of 1812 where Jackson gunned down 2000 redcoats for 70 some of his own men.

  • @cdubbau135
    @cdubbau135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "I found a stick and a napkin, this should do." The Revolutionary War must have been hilarious.

    • @quintenowens839
      @quintenowens839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just dropped my gun on a wet surface I got to get a new one now☠☠

  • @brandonguerra7596
    @brandonguerra7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “Bro, the bloom on this gun is crazy you don’t understand”
    Every gamer ever when they miss

  • @whyhellothere3471
    @whyhellothere3471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Bruh, why couldn't Hamilton's duel be like this.

    • @mynameismarc7305
      @mynameismarc7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAO!

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "He aims his pistol at the sky-WAIT!"
      Nothing happens😂!

    • @TheUnluckyEverydude
      @TheUnluckyEverydude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Naw, those dudes were rich. They could afford killing pistols.

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make mini movies if you're interested😁

  • @ritard9158
    @ritard9158 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    2:31 i can rewatch this a million times

    • @Aramsantze
      @Aramsantze หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man! You both lose, you lose!

  • @observantperson
    @observantperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4861

    "What's your superpower?"
    "I'm immune from bullets"
    "Oh?"
    "Yeah but only ones from the 1800s"
    "GET OOOOOOUUT, GET OOOOOOOUT"

  • @charadreemurr9337
    @charadreemurr9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    I remember reading a story where a duel like that happened. One guy missed, the other one misfired and hurt himself and they both went home like "Yeah, we're done" xD
    Thank you for reminding me of that

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      That's part of why people would actually be willing to settle things with a pistol dual. You could reasonably expect that both people would walk away. Its was arguably safer than a fist fight, while still maintaining your pride by challenging someone that wronged you.

    • @acestillwell98
      @acestillwell98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@hamsterfromabove8905 That and most people would realize they just about died and would say fuck it and it ain't worth it.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Yeah, there was a weird code of honour back then where the nobility were seen as above the common people, and were expected to never allow themselves to be subjugated, so would need to show their willingness to risk death rather than let an insult stand.
      It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of these double misses were intentional misfires on both sides where they didn't actually want to hurt each other and risk family feuds over what might have actually been a petty incident that they didn't care much about, but social pressure demanded that they go through the motions or risk their family losing face.

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Aquilenne
      And now you understand why Hamilton's death was a considered a huge deal and seriously unexpected at the time, even though he consented to a duel.

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep! Most duels were to satisfy honor, and show the other boys you weren't a pussy. Miss the shot, everyone goes home, and you look courageous to your peers.

  • @mikepagebrand
    @mikepagebrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "The rules are simple... cause I left out like 15 of em" 😂😂 pure gold

  • @HelloThere.....
    @HelloThere..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The only thing inaccurate about this is that the gun would've had a delay before shooting. The fuse would have to ignite before the gunpowder.

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is 18th century, no one used matchlocks anymore. This was the era of the flintlock, barely any delay, less than a quarter-second in a properly loaded weapon.

    • @user-tzzglsstle585e38
      @user-tzzglsstle585e38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment is ironically enough; inaccurate lol
      But fr, the only thing inaccurate in the video is the lethality.

    • @Utubesuperstar
      @Utubesuperstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah no you are the inaccurate one

    • @robertmurray7279
      @robertmurray7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna be that guy and mention any time the gun is pointing down there's a real chance the bullet rolls out, which is why they always held the barrels to the sky

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertmurray7279 Imma be that guy and say that's bullshit. That's what a patch is for.

  • @Sestrim
    @Sestrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "Honestly just duel with swords, no point."
    But they do have a point...

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I make skits just like Caleb. I’m ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @agenttechnaid5438
      @agenttechnaid5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so many bots in here

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need more likes 💀😭 the pun

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plz help stop Israel Zionists (nazi mentality) genocide against Palestine especially arresting thousands of children between 3-12 years old.
      1) I know it's not your problem but your gov is funding them, so we need your support to spread the message
      2) they own the media and use gaslighting to gain your support, there is alot of footage exposing them from unbiased sources just search Palestine on any social media even Joe rogan talked about it...

  • @Arlifes
    @Arlifes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The last hit was definitely the equivalent of
    "Oh no!. Anyways"

    • @Trav12ss
      @Trav12ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @DunkTasticMan
    @DunkTasticMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Fun fact: They had rapiers if this happened.
    Edit: How the hell is this my most popular comment?

    • @korbetthein3072
      @korbetthein3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Or in at least one case, take out the entire opposing party with your knife, after they've successfully shot you.

    • @kikkik3891
      @kikkik3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

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    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bruh that's a lie because if that was real they would just block the bullet with the sword

    • @akamistify
      @akamistify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@gagne6928 you been watching too much anime bro

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gagne6928 you think they didn't do that?

  • @TheLoaKai
    @TheLoaKai ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro predicted the end of John Wick 4.

  • @sjpublishing7596
    @sjpublishing7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Remember: “switching to your pistol is faster than reloading.”

    • @BuiltDownLogically
      @BuiltDownLogically 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      straight up tho. Blackbeard, famous pirate, would go into boarding actions with like six a these bitches an just drop em once they were used

    • @ATMTech
      @ATMTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This need more likes

    • @thefirsttrillionaire2925
      @thefirsttrillionaire2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll remember that for apex

    • @SeniorSatoru
      @SeniorSatoru 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @E.M. Brown why? Does it have inf ammo?

    • @rawafsarhan5121
      @rawafsarhan5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What pains me is that 18th century was the industrial revolution MUSKETS WERE A THING! And the first pistol was made in 1300’s did you really think there was no improvements they weren’t this bad but they did look similar

  • @finris1
    @finris1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    History fact:
    When John Smith was about to be captured by the Native Americans, he made sure to destroy his pistol.
    It was rumored this was so the Natives wouldn’t obtain any firearms. But the truth was that he didn’t want the Natives to learn how inaccurate firearms were.

    • @rrodey2015
      @rrodey2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait so technically we would've had an upper hand? Y'know apart from the diseases...

    • @rrodey2015
      @rrodey2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LeeroyFan101 Sad...

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LeeroyFan101 Spears? Not nearly as much training than a bow, or a sword.

    • @stephensingh6404
      @stephensingh6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeeroyFan101 guns may be instant kill but aiming takes training without it it's practically useless

  • @awakenedxxz
    @awakenedxxz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the smirk at 2:25 KILLS ME every time

  • @breads8764
    @breads8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    That last one wasn’t even the bullet that hurt him
    It was just indigestion

  • @highlander2319
    @highlander2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    “A gentleman’s beef” I love that line lol, the mixing of words is wonderful

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *th-cam.com/video/V8PzIDkZ2AI/w-d-xo.html*

    • @milesmiller1066
      @milesmiller1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/kJFxxeLuK9c/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/kJFxxeLuK9c/w-d-xo.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Caleb is one the greatest at developing a plot

    • @kikkik3891
      @kikkik3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9SAqbPOlip8/w-d-xo.html

    • @senseiblack8499
      @senseiblack8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "YES."

  • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
    @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    As Richthofen once said “19th century gunsmithing is the best, when in doubt, attach more barrels”

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      didn’t know the Red Baron liked that stuff

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least 19th century guns could hold multiple shots and reloading didn't take 1 minute per every shot-especially after the Civil War.

    • @spore9428
      @spore9428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "One must appreciate 19th-century gunsmithing: when in doubt, attach more barrels!"

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blundergat?

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@australium7374 I think he's talking about a different Richthofen

  • @1x5x0x7x3
    @1x5x0x7x3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I was here expecting the two to accidentally shoot the ref.

  • @bigwingedkuriboh
    @bigwingedkuriboh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    That “almost” was the best. That extra 5 minutes sold it.

  • @KandiMan
    @KandiMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This dude really makes me think there are three different people in the room.

  • @Wakeman8791
    @Wakeman8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    “The bloom on this gun is crazy” underrated joke

    • @classiccare9073
      @classiccare9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Packknn Dee No.

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Atleast being killed by guns must've been rather rare compared to now.

  • @SchizmKing
    @SchizmKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    This is literally how most duels ended back then. With just only a slight exaggeration.

  • @danielhounshell2526
    @danielhounshell2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2394

    In fairness, most firearms back then were powerful enough to tear through the average set of steel plate armor, it's actually hitting your target that was the problem, especially with pistols. Also pistols tended to be pretty survivable since they lacked the firepower of other weapons and the bullets would often just get stuck in people rather than going clean through, although that's also what actually caused a lot of deaths with these duels.

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Didn't you just say survivable and then say they died because the bullets wouldn't go thru

    • @genji8819
      @genji8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@kylezo You'd survive the "getting shot" part. You'd still, probably, die a week or so later from the infection. Which would make a gun about as deadly as stepping barefoot on a rusty nail.
      Not going all the way through, won't kill you instantly, should still write your will just in case.

    • @diooffbrando6972
      @diooffbrando6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@genji8819 *gets shot in the neck* "Tis but a scratch"

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah but like anything goes through steel plate, you could put a vaguely sharp rock through it with a sling just fine, you don't need gunpowder to do that

    • @anon2916
      @anon2916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Countdownsmiles no u cant

  • @mrindeed1953
    @mrindeed1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    “You not gon believe this. I forgot gun powder.” So you were shooting blanks.

    • @4ae109
      @4ae109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He had it loaded but didn't bring any extra gunpowder. And blanks have gunpowder too, just no actual bullet.

    • @Lyrxen
      @Lyrxen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@4ae109 you missed the joke.

    • @4ae109
      @4ae109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lyrxen Sorry

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So much good research into this skit made it so much funnier thanks.

  • @imdontaisbiggesthater6242
    @imdontaisbiggesthater6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    3050: How garbage pistols we're on the 21st century.

    • @PeakAtU2
      @PeakAtU2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      interstellar travel era: blaster training level : trooper

    • @febfreeze831
      @febfreeze831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh my god my barrel is hot give me a minute

    • @putt12343
      @putt12343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Oh wait I gotta actually reload my gun how embarrasing

    • @biggas3801
      @biggas3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/9kPbZVBUcQE/w-d-xo.html .

    • @SyxxPunk
      @SyxxPunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "You mean they had to have casing that WASN'T part of the bullet?"

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Damn I wish guns were still this weak

    • @kingkyleiv7960
      @kingkyleiv7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your typical "Hi" Comment

    • @diavolo6753
      @diavolo6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I don't. If me or my family is being attacked, I want something that's able to stop the threat as quickly and efficiently as possible.

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@stafey7659 Knives can fuck you up bad bro

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@stafey7659 Knife fights and fist fights are extremely deadly. More people are ended every year by fists than by guns. A lot more, actually. I don't want to bet my life on being more physically capable than my attacker. Because chances are, I won't be. Not to mention that there might be more than one attacker attacking me.

  • @thewizard-edits
    @thewizard-edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Don’t be silly, Caleb. There’s ten duel commandments.
    1. The challenge: Demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
    2. If they don’t, grab a friend; that’s your “second,” your lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckoned.
    3. Have your “seconds” meet face-to-face. Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This was commonplace, ‘specially ‘tween recruits. Most disputes die and no one shoots.
    4. If they don’t reach a peace, that’s alright. Time to get a pistol and a doctor on sight. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility, you have him turn around so he can have deniability.
    5. Duel before the sun is in the sky. Pick a place to die where it’s high and dry.
    6. Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell ‘em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven let’s you in.
    7. Confess your sins. Ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
    8. Your last chance to negotiate. Send in your “seconds,” see if _they_ can set the record straight.
    9. Look him in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require, then count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, number ten paces.
    10. Fire.

    • @Kingxavier88
      @Kingxavier88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I knew they would be here honestly. And I love it.

    • @idontwantahandle651
      @idontwantahandle651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ahh, I've found the Hamilton fandom.

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And then you both miss

    • @river8142
      @river8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Philip proceeds to die*

    • @Ashley-1917
      @Ashley-1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I appreciate the homage to the ten crack commandments that lin made with this

  • @BluePadGamesYT
    @BluePadGamesYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel makes my day
    Keep up the good work 👍🏻

  • @kurtdizon8238
    @kurtdizon8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I'm guessing Caleb just received his assassin's creed looking guns and thought to make a video about it. I swear this guy is creative...