Technoblade Being The Most Terrifying Person On The Dream SMP

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  • @Rocket-ek8tb
    @Rocket-ek8tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13891

    You know he never expected to have to explain the orphan joke

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

      I thought it was obvious, but apparently it isn't.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      LMAO, I was confused for like- a day or two after reading if

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      basic reading an listening comprehension

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      He made the joke while stealing presents in a Christmas minecraft minigame.

    • @jukesdtj656
      @jukesdtj656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      It's obvious to anyone who watched Skeppys final reckoning.

  • @TazariaGaming
    @TazariaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16465

    Techno usually doesn't do roleplaying, but every once in a while he holds a speech and it can go straight into an animation. That hunter speech is beautifully terrifying. So is his speech about It Stays In The Pit

    • @demonchilde6664
      @demonchilde6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

      I dont think the "Violence is a universal language" is his. Maybe its not 100% a quote, but the saying has been around since the classical era possibly further back. His other speeches are pretty original though.

    • @popipie682
      @popipie682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Ah yes _Technk_

    • @hsuhsu7364
      @hsuhsu7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      he’s an amazing story teller, just not that good with impro

    • @PakoBlackwood
      @PakoBlackwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Shhhh... It stays in the pit we don't talk about it

    • @theliar4558
      @theliar4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm actually curious about where he got the Universal Language quote from. If anyone can tell me, I'd be grateful.

  • @Shad0w_Z
    @Shad0w_Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7975

    “The chat is saying blood for the blood God what does that mean” got me dead.

    • @1nfernaldrak356
      @1nfernaldrak356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      It means you're fucked

    • @DGHeina
      @DGHeina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      @@1nfernaldrak356 No-no-no, only good things happens when chat is saying that. *Only good.*

    • @Cheetah-lq2sy
      @Cheetah-lq2sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      *starts building the wither*

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@DGHeina loool

    • @RaelagDidEverythingRight
      @RaelagDidEverythingRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It means, that they have in fact rejected the emperor, and worship Khorne

  • @DeeplyLink1
    @DeeplyLink1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    I love how you can’t leave techno for 15 seconds without him spawning a wither.

  • @disappear3514
    @disappear3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    Horror movies and games: **exist**
    Everybody: **doesn’t care**
    Technoblade: **exists**
    Everybody: *OH GOD RUN*

    • @TuanBui-ig4xl
      @TuanBui-ig4xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      669 likes :))

    • @windigo1592
      @windigo1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because technoblade is real horors aren't

    • @swathisajja5615
      @swathisajja5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was sent by the blood god

    • @AliferousAngels
      @AliferousAngels 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Siyan Li PFFT- LMAO

    • @akumu8404
      @akumu8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      horror movies and games : nothing
      Technoblade : Real shit

  • @diepie5144
    @diepie5144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10425

    You know when Techno decided to get an English major, I don't think this was what he thought he would use it for...

    • @zivb-m1398
      @zivb-m1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      While I respect your comment and it was well written, I’m pretty sure he already had tens if not hundreds of thousands of subs before starting college, I think an english major makes sense for youtube

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @@zivb-m1398 that actually isn’t that much when it comes to making TH-cam a career, it was during college when he got all his subscribers, and plus he dropped out to do TH-cam full time and talks about how he wanted to be a writer, chances are he didn’t plan to be a full time TH-camr when he went to college it was just how it ended

    • @mentalkay
      @mentalkay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leo Quezon do you have a like?

    • @winsonzhu4427
      @winsonzhu4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@unor1ginalname Could you give us the link or a few terms to plug into google? I'm legit pretty curious about it.

    • @Greit_1
      @Greit_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@winsonzhu4427 i think technoblade hypixel forums will send you to his hypixel forums account

  • @aboredprophet8128
    @aboredprophet8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9259

    When Quackity went "its a good thing im human!"
    I was waiting for techno to just deadpan say "Its a good thing I'm *not*"

    • @bb.7995
      @bb.7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      *not*

    • @saulmoment4008
      @saulmoment4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      "who said humans can't be prey?"

    • @sketroux4580
      @sketroux4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      i thouht he'd say, "Not to me"

    • @Orelkrah
      @Orelkrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      silence treatment worked way better tbh

    • @sketroux4580
      @sketroux4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Orelkrah eh sometimes a verbal reaction can be better. Imo it felt a bit awkward not in the scary uncomfortable wat.

  • @gravityknows
    @gravityknows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    "Why is my chat saying blood for the blood god?"
    Poor unfortunate soul

    • @Anonymous-kt7ud
      @Anonymous-kt7ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      222 likes

    • @-Buzzing-
      @-Buzzing- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *F*

    • @gamercat8109
      @gamercat8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      _“Poor, naive, Quackity...”_

    • @ye6468
      @ye6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      0:45

    • @royalguardracing6341
      @royalguardracing6341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Only good things happen when chat says that

  • @HatsuneMikuIsGod
    @HatsuneMikuIsGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    Minecraft veterinarians: Herobrine is the most terrifying mincraft player
    Techno: Do you feel tired herobrine? Do you feel in control?

    • @thatfinegentleman
      @thatfinegentleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Oh yes those veterinarians

    • @RizzytheWizzy
      @RizzytheWizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      xD
      Do you mean veterans?

    • @graceiam6613
      @graceiam6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Im a MC veterinarian
      And I thought this while reading this comment
      “HeroBrine was scary but just hearing TechnoBlades voice is scarier”

    • @definingreigns6991
      @definingreigns6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Technoblade vs Herobrine

    • @nothinghere1698
      @nothinghere1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@definingreigns6991
      We all know that wouldn't be fair
      Technoblade would obviously win

  • @ashenblood
    @ashenblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Am I the only one thinking that Technoblade's time in college as an English Major just made him of capable spreading fear into his "prey" much more effectively

    • @heatherreadsreddit8579
      @heatherreadsreddit8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think he was born that way. 😂

    • @guyinasuit8078
      @guyinasuit8078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also striking confusion in people like "tommy innit" who's character is too "right" to understand what his words mean

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol nope 😖

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He’s just a really really smart guy in general. Him understanding psychology is the thing that makes him so scary. He understands how to scare people.

  • @Roxanne-zq2xb
    @Roxanne-zq2xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8297

    Dude seeing quackity's perspective of techno is actually scary. When you only see techno's perspective you just laugh and think its a joke but on the other side you can see the true effect he has with well times phrases and use of silence.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      I much prefer techno's POV, won't lie

    • @gooserk6222
      @gooserk6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      In others pov you just see a crossed eye pig chasing you with a pickaxe

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Dumbsourplum i more so like not being terrified, much rather be a voice in his head

    • @franco6103
      @franco6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He strikes fear to his enemies
      No literally
      *HE'S NOT JOKING*

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He's dead looking eyes make him look scarier

  • @kamaleonreck3961
    @kamaleonreck3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3838

    Technoblade: *i see You*
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @haremfucker2498
      @haremfucker2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      919 one comment TH-cam is drunk again

    • @Valen-ml8gh
      @Valen-ml8gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@haremfucker2498 is now 1.1k and 2 comments now, youtube really drunk these days

    • @bigsheep7667
      @bigsheep7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Valen-ml8gh 1.5k with with 3 comments. They prob died being drunk

    • @jayannecanete3222
      @jayannecanete3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigsheep7667 1.7k with 4 comments!? Man, youtube is broken

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he just freaking teleports behind him with that Trident, lol.

  • @derek5406
    @derek5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6169

    I need to over come my fear!
    Techno: YOU CAME TO A WRONG PERSON BUT ALRIGHT

    • @sheepishh
      @sheepishh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Quackity's fear is Technoblade. Apparently, Techno killed Quackity countless times in Minecraft Monday and Quackity has had PTSD ever since. I never watched the streams, I just saw clips and watched a bit of the vod.

    • @kilnareth7970
      @kilnareth7970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sheepishh Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now, fly away.

    • @illuzanaerenduill
      @illuzanaerenduill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sheepishh emm..did someone ask??..I don't know why you suddenly need to explain all this shit that I'm pretty sure everyone knows about it

    • @sheepishh
      @sheepishh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@illuzanaerenduill Sorry about that. Wasn’t my intention to make you guys angry. I realize what I commented was pretty annoying so I’ll just take my leave.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@illuzanaerenduill why are you guys insulting Sheepish? You do realize that a few new viewers wouldn't have known about Technoblade's kill streak in Minecraft Monday, right?
      There isn't anything wrong with them explaining the joke, you guys are just assholes.

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The funny thing is, when they thought Techno left the call, Quackity told Karl that he was pretending to be afraid so he wouldnt be perceived as a threat. Then, Techno barged in and said 'Yeah, and it's working.'
    It was hilarious.
    also terrifying
    But mostly hilarious

  • @citlali_lali
    @citlali_lali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Techno is actually good at being intimidating and that’s basically all the acting he needs to do on the smp so yes, I dare say it technoblade the blood god his monotone emotionless self...is a pretty good actor.

    • @ZuliusKaltaris
      @ZuliusKaltaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Do you know how humans used to hunt, Quackity?” Jesus Christ no one man should be that terrifying

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10855

    Techno, literally stating a fact: “You know they weren’t always orphans.”
    Quackity: 😨

    • @catshark6822
      @catshark6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      You could see the realisation and sadness on quackety's face

    • @pepsigod8801
      @pepsigod8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Jeopardy Theme*

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      “Now I’m not gonna overthink it!”
      Techno: “That wasn’t related to me.”

    • @redsusoverparadise2700
      @redsusoverparadise2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      : D
      : )
      : |
      : (
      : ◖

    • @kkcc5199
      @kkcc5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s dark

  • @dachosens1
    @dachosens1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    Quackity: What happened to the orphans parents?
    Me in my head: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I used the orphans to destroy the orphans

    • @unholylife6707
      @unholylife6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The endgame quotes

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All Techno did was steal their Christmas presents.

    • @nonewsnooutlet
      @nonewsnooutlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not yet, the bodies are still lingering in the odd smelling basement.

    • @ccase2287
      @ccase2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadcreeper3792 25k likes and 6 replies

  • @yikes7751
    @yikes7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    Alternate title: Eight minutes and five seconds of Quackity being terrified of a pig

    • @thebush6379
      @thebush6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Duck scared of pig

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he's different than any other pig

    • @CharlesTheGreatestPlan
      @CharlesTheGreatestPlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8 minutes and 6 seconds

    • @vee4252
      @vee4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eight minutes and six seconds :)

    • @lavenderiris3241
      @lavenderiris3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebush6379 yup

  • @its_just_seb
    @its_just_seb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    1:48 you KNOW he was figthing the urge to introduce himself as Alex Technoblade, you KNOW he was

    • @spear-throw-legacy
      @spear-throw-legacy ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I am currently re-watching it and I noticed too.

  • @voidvacancy6948
    @voidvacancy6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    The three people at the end of the festival
    Techno: **laughing like a madman** KILL EVERYONE!
    Tommy: TUBBO!
    Wilbur: W-where’s the fucking button!

    • @goldenwalzt1335
      @goldenwalzt1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      wilber’s find the button instincts has activated

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😆🤣

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Techno actually blew up Jschlatt twice in that scene if you look at the messages.

  • @saltedegg5207
    @saltedegg5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3928

    “Quackity they weren’t always orphans”
    Quackity: *smile instantly fades*

  • @kaizhang378
    @kaizhang378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    “Quakity, they... they weren’t always orphans.”
    - Technoblade
    (The Pig of War)

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the war pig

    • @p-pizza
      @p-pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The art of anarchy

    • @lordgaroro
      @lordgaroro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The art of boar

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The art of lore

    • @omarbassam6941
      @omarbassam6941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the art of the pig of tech

  • @darthsicariustenebris8284
    @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5073

    "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
    They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
    Isn't that interesting?"
    -Horror Technoblade

    • @theguardianofthevoid
      @theguardianofthevoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      « “Do you feel tired Quackity?” »

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Pursuit predation.
      Very interesting, ya know

    • @John-lh1qx
      @John-lh1qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That entire time while he was saying that since I watch TierZoo I was thinking, oh yeah and its really cool and the uniqueness of our endurance actually comes from the fact that while most mammals need to pant to cool off when tired which you cannot do while running, we have sweat which works better when running, really quite interesting.

    • @mangofarmer15
      @mangofarmer15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He should have said something like this at the end.
      "Keep in mind every second your not running, I’m getting closer."

    • @axelcrafter915
      @axelcrafter915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And thanks to that, I'm slowly getting more scared of him.

  • @SpeepFat
    @SpeepFat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    i like how techno is a really chill guy, but he acted really threatening towards quatity to scare him Lmao

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The sheer fear that settled into quackity's face as Techno explained the orphan joke is great
    It didn't all happen at once, no no no, you get to see their confidence and joy fade from their eyes, wilting away like a flower in the desert deprived of the water in which it needs to live. Within but a few seconds you see a man slowly spiral into terror without even realizing they have started going down till they reached the bottom, and at the bottom there was but Technoblade, ready like he always is.

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Every time he gains confidence, like Icarus reaching for the sun, he soon realizes his error as he tumbles back to the earth, bones cracking to pieces just like his foolish foolish bravery. Short-lived and sweet, following by the darkness of fear and the cold of the abyss. Funny, isn't it?

    • @shermanpowell2223
      @shermanpowell2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um
      Ok then

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @onyxthevampirewolf9164
    @onyxthevampirewolf9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Technoblade is at it again putting fear into his enemys

    • @OrkOfOhio
      @OrkOfOhio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *enemies

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a friend

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes on the comment at time of this posting

  • @Ronezkj15
    @Ronezkj15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Technoblade’s power in dream smp is equivalent to doomguy’s. Everyone scared of him

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      i mean doom guy makes demons quiver in fear, techno frightens a bunch of normal adults and adolecents.
      That being said technoblade also manages to morally terrify people who cannot be physically hurt by him so maybe these two feats are equivalent

    • @foxtrotknowsbest1804
      @foxtrotknowsbest1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is even more relavent now

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@foxtrotknowsbest1804 The government and those foolish enough to re-establish are his demons.

    • @chamelipodder5519
      @chamelipodder5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@defensivekobra3873 ❤️

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now I'm reminded of this video that took the first encounter in Doom 2016 between the Doom Slayer and an Imp, but with the Imp's scream 'translated' and it was like "Oh crap! Aaaaah! We're all gonna die!" xD

  • @eggsontoast
    @eggsontoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    "Do you feel in control, Quackity?"
    Shivers

    • @hccand0613
      @hccand0613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Do you feel in charge?"

  • @samuelfeltman6903
    @samuelfeltman6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Thing is, the part where he killed everyone was a joke in the moment, but looking back at it, his laughing actually increased his character trait of not being able to resist a love for violence

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The way his smile fades after he hears “they weren’t always orphans”

  • @mrprick4693
    @mrprick4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Q-Quackity they weren't always orphans.
    Quackity : •-•

  • @KoishiMochi
    @KoishiMochi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12334

    now its giving me the ideas of techno being in manhunt-

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      that’s actually be a pretty cool idea

    • @niklasmaier2664
      @niklasmaier2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

      Do you feel tired Dream? Do you feel in control?

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
      They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
      Isn't that interesting?"
      -Horror Technoblade

    • @acanadianpumpkin
      @acanadianpumpkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      Techno would craft a fucking wither and ride it to hunt Dream down

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      @@acanadianpumpkin *Please someone make a Fanart of this*

  • @_blacki_5350
    @_blacki_5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    We gonna ignore how at the top of the screen somebody dead ass said “I’m so hungry...Please give me your spare head lice,,,”

  • @youtubeguy5454
    @youtubeguy5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    literally everyone on 7:05: Imma scream and yell random things now.
    Wilbur(due to the chaos happening): Wheres the FU*KING BUTTON?!

  • @chaseallen7499
    @chaseallen7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    Just Casually tries to build a wither

    • @domossgameplays9730
      @domossgameplays9730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The man has been gathering resources off-stream for days now. He probably has more than just the two he originally got

    • @chaseallen7499
      @chaseallen7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@domossgameplays9730 probably

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@domossgameplays9730
      There's probably other ways for him to get more powerful besides skulls, so he's probably going for that.
      Besides, Withers take up enough time to drink at least 1 potion that could be more useful in the long run

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unnoticed4571 look how the grind is worth now Bl

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@givemeanameiwillhate9525
      Still not worth the trouble.
      Potions will deal more damage with Techno alone than the Whither will do in it's entire lifespan.
      It is a good way to avert attention away from Techno, but the costs outweigh the benefits.

  • @sebastianlee979
    @sebastianlee979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5482

    Techno: is a pig
    Also Techno: do you know that humans back then... (Clearly referring himself as a human)

    • @floof5359
      @floof5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      he is beyond human

    • @mystaee2914
      @mystaee2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      He is not human he studied the humans hunting patterns to overtake them

    • @elias3640
      @elias3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      He’s a pig smarter and better than a human

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
      They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
      Isn't that interesting?"
      -Horror Technoblade

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's part human due to being a piglin.

  • @rileymoore7025
    @rileymoore7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    Techno isn't a force for L'manburg, he isn't a force for Pogtopia, and he's not even a neutral force. He is a harbinger of chaos and apocalypse. He will not die until everyone else has. He lives for blood. He is a catalyst for Thee Blood God himself. Fear is only a natural response.
    What I'm trying to say is he's the most interesting thing to happen to this SMP.

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It seems someone saw the revolution stream early

    • @satriofatah5355
      @satriofatah5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What the hell are you? A prophet?

    • @taylormoreira1266
      @taylormoreira1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's an anarchist

    • @autonomousanonymous6468
      @autonomousanonymous6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Cower. Worship. Beg...
      They're all valid reactions"
      -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @queenmaeve2861
      @queenmaeve2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@satriofatah5355 I mean, Techno wasnt exactly hiding his moral. People just ignored him until it was to late.

  • @yuzurubrijer4556
    @yuzurubrijer4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Quackity: What's the worst thing that'd ever happened to those orphans?
    Jschlatt: You don't wanna know what I did in the year of 1999

  • @DeoWatcher-tn1bk
    @DeoWatcher-tn1bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Quackity: *look at me, technoblade*
    Technoblade: *"does the slow head turn thingy"*

  • @K__000
    @K__000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6277

    Techno is the only person to commit genocide and laugh

  • @Guri_Veera
    @Guri_Veera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    "If there's one pvp I'm planning to win, its this one"
    -Quackity, a month later

    • @opal9583
      @opal9583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      *dies to a pickaxe*

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Dont forget about how techno was in iron and quackity was in full netherite

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@polyblank2 and had a pickaxe

    • @georgeaustin1197
      @georgeaustin1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@APerson-ws4cw along with potions that were made his pickaxe stronger than a sharp 5 netherite sword, and a potion that reduced damage by 60%

    • @Wolfie_Animations_
      @Wolfie_Animations_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was in the script tho

  • @thememelords9491
    @thememelords9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Chat: blood for the blood god
    Techno: casually starts building a wither
    Literally everyone: *AAAHAHAHAHABABAAAHAHAAAAAAAA REEEEE*

    • @katherinet412
      @katherinet412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *in minds: (OH FUCKING HELL)
      what they say: TECHNO NO!!!!!!!!
      lmfao!

  • @siisi2965
    @siisi2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Techno: "You feel in control Quackity?"
    Quackity: **panik**
    Techno: "Do you feel tired Quackity?"
    Quackity: **fear**

  • @elischaotic4930
    @elischaotic4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was my first ever video I watched of techno. It's what got me hooked to the dream smp and it's what started the insane hyperfixation it became for like 6 months straight. This introduced me to Wilbur, who is now one of my favorite musican. It introduced me to ranboo and tommy and all the others who brought so much joy into my life.
    Thank you Techno, for being the awesome human that you were
    Rest in piece, we will never forget you

  • @HiHello-jo8tp
    @HiHello-jo8tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "There weren't always orphans..." he says while holding a trident and an axe.

  • @notrummm
    @notrummm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Quackity has Technophobia

    • @kiekz
      @kiekz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I mean you are not wrong

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thats not a phobia thats common sense

    • @matthewserna5386
      @matthewserna5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@killerhellhound yep

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This reminded me of technos tachophobia video

  • @MasterGamerXGamerboi
    @MasterGamerXGamerboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I love how Technoblade can go from absolutely menacingly scary to a funny man that makes comedy gold

  • @thoudamrajmeitei7419
    @thoudamrajmeitei7419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Six months later, BigQ imprisoned THE BLOOD GOD himself with Awesomedud. He forgot who he is messing with. Now he will finally uncover the WRATH of the BLOOD GOD.

    • @Eveis
      @Eveis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

  • @Potatobowmaster9
    @Potatobowmaster9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    bro quackity called himself ''Alex Quackity'' he was using techno's original name from the beginning and no one knew lmao and now its just memories

  • @sparkchief
    @sparkchief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I love how even the zombie was scared of techno so he attacked quackity first 6:05

    • @RAHULGUPTA-uq3te
      @RAHULGUPTA-uq3te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I noticed that it ALWAYS happens i first noticed it with Tommy.

    • @ZuliusKaltaris
      @ZuliusKaltaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol true
      Also 400th like

    • @lightrobotCoromon
      @lightrobotCoromon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All shall fear the 'Blade

  • @guiAstorDunc
    @guiAstorDunc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    People say techno doesn’t do role playing
    I say it feels like he’s the opposite of Phil there
    He’s always fricking role playing lmao

    • @aidenreeder4792
      @aidenreeder4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No no, that is his secret. He is never roleplaying.

    • @jennijenni314
      @jennijenni314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s his own oc 😂

  • @mcfat1039
    @mcfat1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    “They weren’t always orphans”
    *Quackity.exe has stopped responding*

  • @slightlydistressedslug6627
    @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:53 “what happened to the orphans’ parents?”
    nothing you can prove

  • @roulette8299
    @roulette8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This brings a whole new meaning to technophobia

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technophobia: the fear of Technoblade

  • @acanadianpumpkin
    @acanadianpumpkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4120

    Blood for the blood god
    Quackity: what does that mean?
    Techno: starts building a Wither
    AHH SHIT
    HERE WE GO AGAIN
    (Edit: I don't know if this aged well or not, also the fact I don't remember writing this is concerning)

    • @zeiasisl9952
      @zeiasisl9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Karl: *FUCK NOT AGAIN*

    • @rinzanacantdraw4652
      @rinzanacantdraw4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Let the man play tetris in peace bro

    • @sabrinabrooks4926
      @sabrinabrooks4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      this is more terrifying when you think about it because this implies he has the means to spawn a wither whenever he wants and chooses not too.

    • @eggsdee9407
      @eggsdee9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sabrinabrooks4926 he has six skulls so he definitely could

    • @Elle-nm5rt
      @Elle-nm5rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@eggsdee9407 It's going to get interesting later today if he chooses to use those...
      EDIT: I see the future

  • @riz1567
    @riz1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Chat: Blood for the blood god
    Quackity: What
    Wilbur, somewhere: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @BlazeingRod
      @BlazeingRod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      XD
      Also Wilbur: join the void tommy...

  • @ARTHLOLZ
    @ARTHLOLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    i heard wilbur say
    “where’s the ducking button?”
    or was that just me-

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean, it wasn't ducking, but yeah, he was saying that. He couldn't find the button to ignite all of Manburg

  • @suz5191
    @suz5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    fjdjkdkd the way techno just went off and decided to kill everyone at the festival while laughing like a madman and just left immediately after was like joker-esque crazy lmao

  • @phillipklatecki4164
    @phillipklatecki4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:24 Jesus Christ that gave me the chills no fucking wonder he's called the blood god

  • @wavy_prod6973
    @wavy_prod6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    techno is the blood god praise him

    • @johanneswarnar7862
      @johanneswarnar7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

    • @maus9777
      @maus9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean he's for sure a champion of Khorne, even a chaos lord if you ask me

    • @seraphim9219
      @seraphim9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Techno says that phrase as a Warhammer reference not calling himself the blood god

    • @niki8599
      @niki8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood for the blood god

    • @adamdevlin9207
      @adamdevlin9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sheesh you didn't get the 40k reference did you?

  • @theaartjourney
    @theaartjourney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “Oh god Twitter”
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “You wanna be a hero Tommy, THEN DIE LIKE ONE.” That legit gave me chills.

  • @yalalxx
    @yalalxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Do you feel tired, Quackity?"
    man that scares the shit out of me.

  • @Potatobowmaster9
    @Potatobowmaster9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rest In Peace king

  • @digiishort
    @digiishort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    techno doesn't usually talk much. but when he does it's terrifying
    (i.e. the human hunters speech, and the "in the pit" monologue)

  • @moon-tsk6784
    @moon-tsk6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Bro I actually wanted him to act scared when quackity Bring up badboyhalo

    • @hyuk628
      @hyuk628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      and yet,
      and yet, he did not

    • @christmasgrinch4017
      @christmasgrinch4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hyuk628 ok

    • @amided3816
      @amided3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@hyuk628 it was all fun and games till he does a manhunt _in real life_

    • @ZtU2455
      @ZtU2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it's only hey technoblade from schlatt that makes him fear

    • @renie_ren
      @renie_ren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ZtU2455 the trauma remains 😢

  • @playerpogg
    @playerpogg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I starting to think that the more Techno got famous, the more he got mad

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He was like this 2 years ago, nothing has changed. The only change is that his prey are different

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pablopereyra7126 He’s just going after bigger fish now

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@WEB-0813 They are fish, AND HE IS THE FISHER. They've been roleplaying, WHILE HE WAS PLAYING DEATH NOTE

    • @Churruminoh
      @Churruminoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pablopereyra7126 DANCE FISH BOY DANCE

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Churruminoh DANCE MY BOY

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:44 i love how he just laughs and proceeds to murder everyone else

  • @wilder_gaming86
    @wilder_gaming86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rest easy technoblade, we miss you

  • @howtogaintime739
    @howtogaintime739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Don't care about the cheesy role playing. I love the prehistoric human hunters reference. AMAZING.

  • @Hamza2_7272
    @Hamza2_7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    3:23 quackity's smile just changes lmao

  • @vazywazzy
    @vazywazzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I've seen these clips multiple times, but no matter how many times I see them I enjoy it.
    Technoblade is just terrifying.
    It's great.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Quackity's chat saying "Blood for the blood god" should become a cannon thing where once Techno marks you as a target and is in close proximity, you can hear the voices he hears

  • @katk.hq0879
    @katk.hq0879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Blood for the Blood God....
    may he rest easy now..

  • @ahmijalza2101
    @ahmijalza2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:32 imagine techno say " the thing is, quackcity....animals aren't the only thing you can hunt "

  • @mohammednajl5950
    @mohammednajl5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Wish techno said:
    ‘You know quackity, you can’t die because fear. It’s a scientific impossibility. You aren’t able to.’
    ‘But science didn’t expect fear to be incarnate.’

    • @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994
      @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You CAN actually die from fear. Enough fear can cause someone's heart to stop, which usually results in death.

    • @Birb_in_da_hat
      @Birb_in_da_hat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@viktorijavaicekauskaite1994 Interesting.... Maybe I can use this.

    • @muhammadharith4001
      @muhammadharith4001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Birb_in_da_hat prepare the nukes,prepare the guns and the bullets,we storming this person house at dawn

  • @audreyks6074
    @audreyks6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    During the part where quackity wanted techno to turn his head faster, I thought techno would say something about how he can't turn any faster while using a steering wheel

    • @peter-vx7zw
      @peter-vx7zw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHA

  • @fnaffan_1016
    @fnaffan_1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They can’t leave Teachno for 1 moment 4:14

  • @Vision-lz4ru
    @Vision-lz4ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:00
    Quackity-: “Technoblade what does your Twitter bio say “The second worse things to happen to ever those orphans?”
    Technoblade: “Because I was the second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans”
    Quackity: What was the first worst thing?
    Technoblade: Quackity...they..they weren’t always orphans..
    Quacktiy: *smiles slowly drops*

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Technoblade would actually be the third worst thing to happen to those orphans.

    • @thedabisme61
      @thedabisme61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then what’s the first?

    • @joey-js9pr
      @joey-js9pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what's the second worst thing

    • @miaaaa669
      @miaaaa669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      he's the second, third, fourth, AND fifth worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

    • @armeeee9246
      @armeeee9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miaaaa669 trueee

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are the first two the parents? One rank for each one?

  • @ArunRaj-dh1cd
    @ArunRaj-dh1cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Techno's speeches and style of talking according to the situation is lit
    e.g: him explaining the orphan joke

  • @babayaga6859
    @babayaga6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    technoyoubetterprayformercyblade

  • @therealdeadend
    @therealdeadend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Chat: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    TECHNO: *casually starts building a wither*

  • @bushrairfan3332
    @bushrairfan3332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's funny how both if them share the same name

  • @bluexix
    @bluexix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    2:06 "You know what this means Karl?
    Karl, he just made fun of my condition"
    Just clearing those "???" in the subtitles

    • @kiekz
      @kiekz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my headphones broke so I only heard mumbling

  • @echo7zip765
    @echo7zip765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “They weren’t always orphans”

    • @samhague4213
      @samhague4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Techno, the Blood God

    • @itzmaymay3698
      @itzmaymay3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait I’m sorry what does he mean by that ?

    • @samhague4213
      @samhague4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itzmaymay3698 .... orphans don’t have parents.... they weren’t always orphans..... they used to have parents.....

  • @jillianadams1407
    @jillianadams1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "W-why is my chat saying 'Blood for the Blood god' What does that mean"
    " *Oh, only good things happen when the chat says THAT, Let me tell YOU* "
    ------------------------------------------------------------------
    You can hear the grin in Technos voice...

  • @ausramarcinkeviciute7840
    @ausramarcinkeviciute7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:50 And thus, we shall never learn what the best part about all this was.

  • @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145
    @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The SILENCE and the look on Quackity's face after Techno describes how orphans become orphans is priceless XD

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Quackery: MY CONDITION, are you making fun of my condition!?
    *humour has left the chat*

    • @sinsei2165
      @sinsei2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that was also a bit tho? it's satire for what people do on twitter. you know, twisting words to make them look bad.

    • @wendigo6188
      @wendigo6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you mean humor has entered the chat

    • @heilinstarling9436
      @heilinstarling9436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Techno has ADHD, so idk who is making fun of who's condition at this point

  • @Cat_Sandwiches
    @Cat_Sandwiches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “You’re a person, like me.” WRONG! He is a demigod!

  • @tehsunooo
    @tehsunooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Quackity: *grinning a bit
    Techno: they weren’t always orphans, Quackity
    Quackity: *instant frown

  • @MidoriDragon
    @MidoriDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Only good things happen when chat says that”
    *proceeds to make a Wither*

  • @casuallectures2655
    @casuallectures2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:15 The #1 worst thing to ever happen to orphans is becoming one

  • @journey9641
    @journey9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:41 "Hi Technoblade!"
    Then asks him for his name

  • @brunoknez6977
    @brunoknez6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    chat: blood for the blood god
    Quackity: *confused*
    Me: what have you brought upon this cursed land

  • @Benjamin-hi1ni
    @Benjamin-hi1ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When someone in the chat says “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”
    *Profound Sweating*

  • @theacegamingdemon6983
    @theacegamingdemon6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Quackity: "I'm not scared of you!"
    Techno: "Then you will die braver than most."

  • @franciscs1604
    @franciscs1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:14
    Techno’s sinister head-turn is one of the most scariest and terrifying moment I’ve ever seen…