Day 56: This fully adult man has not yet realized that I am disguised as a household xbox controller, my infiltration almost complete. I have not drank or ate in three weeks out of fear of what may happen to me if my cover is blown, my only wish is that he does not play Call of Duty, as I would be thrown at a wall, and beaten senselessly.
Day 69: the new call of duty cold war almost broke my cover i had to change my position in order to save the mission im currently waiting new orders...
Just when you think "man. Matt has done it all!" Boom. Xbox controller. Boom. Refrigerator. Man is truly in a league of his own. Well played, Matt, well played.
Joobral Ooh, good suggestion. Your English is fine :) Most English-speaking people (that only speak English) cannot articulate like you did. I’m proud of you
Next can we be a microwave? Or a car? Or a toothbru- wait don't do that nvm Or a sink? Or a mirror? (and you get ready as if your going somewhere or something) Heck, can we be your beard?
@@Darrell900 first of all, the options at the beginning of survival and creative are pretty exclusive to minecraft, also very faintly in the background you can hear the music. I'm sure there are other signs but I'm not far enough in to hear those
18:03 (summary of the next 5 minutes after this timestamp): “this game is supposed to be relaxing, why are there cactuses walking around and blowing up”
Yesss the "You're a ____" trilogy is finally complete! I wasn't expecting a controller but it's a pleasant surprise nonethelesss. I hope you keep having great ideas like these on the future, you always surprise me each time I get a notification :))
I like how everyone’s just saying “he is playing minecraft bc of the light glowing on his face and how it took so long to load in” when you can legit the minecraft theme song before he turned it down and you can hear him going through the world edits
I used to do this on my ps4 I was convinced that the Japanese put in a secret code that would skip the loading screen. *i was not a smart child* P.S.) I never found a code that worked
HiWelcomeToChili’s imagine if that actually happened in an Asmr microphone just whispering then the camera swirls and hits a wall and then “FUUUUUUUUUUUU-“
FBI: Okay we need more ideas to spy in people FBI guy 1: Maybe we could make it mandatory for an FBI daily inspection? FBI Guy 2: we can use cookie robots to spy through the eyes! New FBI Guy: Xbox FBI: FBI: PROMOTION
![[ASMR] You Are an iPad](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XavK79aySvg/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] You Are an iPad](/img/tr.png)
![[ASMR] You Are a Game Cartridge](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/b3AmzlGjtMU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] HITMAN: The Relaxation Contract - A Binaural Agent 47 Role Play](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7XbyShqh5F0/mqdefault.jpg)
where’s the part where we get thrown at a wall
Or at the tv
If I could've made that relaxing, you can bet I would've included it.
@@MattasticASMR fair point
@@MattasticASMR Put a matress against the wall, might give a softer sound XD
ffffffffptooof
Love that attention to detail in the beginning, the flashes are epic.
Thanks!
Only the reaaaaal Xbox players get it
I love Xbox I grew up with it
Nice
Facts
18:03 "is that a cactus?" *creeper explosion* "The cactus just blew up ._."
Wait... so _thats_ what he was talking about...
Omg
@OceanZea creeper?...aw man♂️
Hahahhaha
@@BlackAndWhiteish so way back in the mine 🎶🎶🎵
I will never be able to play games without thinking about this anymore
Nice profile pic
Fishy ganggggg
Same cause I’ll think mines is alive
Hey rifty fishy boi I used to be you
If you listen ever so closely you can hear the Minecraft background
Saw the red screen light up- "Is this gonna be minecraft?"
"Good Lord, how much does it have to load?"
Yeah that's definitely minecraft
I saw the red screen and thought maybe rdr2 with the loading but then he said survival or creative then I was like yeah its minecraft
my big world takes like 20 to 30 minutes to load xD
Mojang
I was thinking RDR for some reason
When he said why’s it taking so long to load I thought it was Gta
Me: *falls asleep*
Xbox: *controller disconnected, charge the battery.*
EmoCxt for me it would be more like “plug your controller back in”
EggFace 316 for me it would be “plug your steering wheel back in you lazy s**t”
LMAOSSNSISNSISBSSISH
lol underrated
CxpyCxt what Xbox you got that tells you your controller died. 😂
He’s obviously playing Minecraft. He not in the "I need to try harder pose".
At 3:45 you can hear him say “Survival or Creative” so yeah
@@nibblingconscience Plus the subtle music in the back.
Also you could see in the background when he clicked the game it glowed red at the start which it is like that
But the most definite evidence is the enderman noise at 21:18
Lmao that’s called nerd necking
His type of asmr just hits different, I prefer it more than any other
Thank you!
Hes rly good try that black dude that does roleplay it's good to not trying to take away for this guy tho
Draco Thompson young prince
Nah Asmr power of sound
Same
Day 56: This fully adult man has not yet realized that I am disguised as a household xbox controller, my infiltration almost complete. I have not drank or ate in three weeks out of fear of what may happen to me if my cover is blown, my only wish is that he does not play Call of Duty, as I would be thrown at a wall, and beaten senselessly.
Day 69: the new call of duty cold war almost broke my cover i had to change my position in order to save the mission im currently waiting new orders...
@@radusirbu3987 Day 71: He took me into the kitchen, It think he lost me infiltration 90% complete... I thinks he's looking for me, I need to go now.
Day 100 welp I'm dead the man rage quited and threw me at the wall
Day 109: I'm now taped from the bottom and now I need backup.
This must be a new scp lol
when you talk about people being creative, this is as far as we can get
Nobody can get more creative than Matt
It’s not possible
There’s another
Thank you!
@@MattasticASMR mr clean
@@nuke.7665 Uncle Rift?
Biggus Dickus Yes
Why is being a controller so relaxing
b u t t o n s
Not when you are getting thrown at the wall
@@sanatoriumnugget6598 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Until they rage 😂
Yesn’t
0/10. Didn’t hear a 12 year old exclaim in graphic detail how extremely intimate he was with my mother last night(binaural soft spoken of course)
Onl
underrated comment
he was playing mc how could that happen? (lol)
@@irnixia2545 clearly haven’t played mc on Xbox live
@@logisticmars holy shit yeah lmao👁️👄👁️
The people who disliked this just can’t handle his beard
Or probably have a playstation
Milky TV I have a PlayStation and I gave it a like
Milky TV I was about to say that, I haven’t used an Xbox in ages. I still have my Xbox 360 but I play on pc now
i use playstation but ill game on what i can as long as i have fun using it
Or The people who can’t afford anything to play on 😔
nah this mans ideas are on a whole different level😭
Thank you!
ASMattR ASMR much love brother
Dude, like for real
fr g 😭
Atlas asmr did this already, not saying he copied him but if he saw it he should give him credit
This man sat and actually played a game whilst recording himself at an unusual angle. This man is the most worthy being to exist in the realm of ASMR
I mean there is also ER (Ephemeral Rift)
@@DominikG416ephemeral rift had
(The incident)
Next Video : You are a human being.
No way
😳 wouldn't want to deal with that, no thanks
Impossible,I'm a stand
@@marziabaglioni6950 you liar, youre a dolfin
@@user-kn9yy3ee2p Yare Yare daze,they discovered me,guess I have to ora ora ora you
Just when you think "man. Matt has done it all!" Boom. Xbox controller. Boom. Refrigerator. Man is truly in a league of his own. Well played, Matt, well played.
Thank you!
@@MattasticASMR you are a TV
Only a suggestion
If you detected some english error, I'm brazillian, ok?
@@Joobral nah your english is fine. Good suggestion by the way
Atlas asmr did this already
Joobral Ooh, good suggestion. Your English is fine :) Most English-speaking people (that only speak English) cannot articulate like you did. I’m proud of you
Next do a "POV: Your the battery that fell and can't find"
It would be a month long video
F
F
Underrated comment
"eff"
My guy has on of the best like to dislike ratios I’ve ever seen.
Theres no reason to dislike tho
It’s amazing tho why would I dislike
Dood I got the best like ration in the world 1 like and 0 dislikes 100% I'm crazyy xddddd
ya it's true i think average ratio about dislike is 10% of like
and he has 1 % dislike ratio
He does the most unique things that no one would think of. He is so underrated.
Thank you!
The fact that I’ve played Xbox my whole life and didn’t understand why the camera flashed at first surprised me
Girls: Relaxing ASMR whispers to help you fall asleep
Boys: You are an Xbox controller
@Se7en we need that
by girls do you mean "
🥺" girls lol not "bruh" girls jwenvjhbw
Lol
@@sophie-yt4fv h
@@sophie-yt4fv yes
The kahoot: "are you a failure?"
Me: no?
The kahoot: 0:46
Cha cha that got a like from me
Trash At Everything™ That’s a rip in the chat
F
this comment is underrated
LMAOAOAOAO
Next can we be a microwave?
Or a car?
Or a toothbru- wait don't do that nvm
Or a sink?
Or a mirror? (and you get ready as if your going somewhere or something)
Heck, can we be your beard?
His underpa...... lets just unsee and unhear that......
His showe- nvm
Underwear
His ba- nvm
His toilet pape- nevermind
Alternate title: staring at Matt's beard for 38 minutes straight
That's the best this I've ever heard! I love it!
SunsBTW The one on his face
@@SunsBTW are you blind?
@@SunsBTW it's a beard
@@LDGRXR its a joke idiot
I love how he was playing minecraft
How do you know?
@@Darrell900 first of all, the options at the beginning of survival and creative are pretty exclusive to minecraft, also very faintly in the background you can hear the music. I'm sure there are other signs but I'm not far enough in to hear those
Lightning 107 yea. also he's naming his world and then pressing create. he also says mixer.com/minecraft
Also I believe that red light that comes at 0:47 is the new red loading screen for minecraft
@@Darrell900 At 24:11 He says so
Loading screen: *Is red*
Minecraft...?
“Good lord how long does it have to load...?”
Yeah, it's Minecraft all right...
Minecraft takes longer than gta
Eric Dowling gta 4 takes like 20 seconds gta 5 takes liek an hour
I cant tell if this is is stolen.
@@veinfish it is
lol true 😂😂
Ever wondered that my fridge, my iPad, and now my fricken X-box controller are spying on me.. creeps..
Lol
Mini fridge and xbox are the two I never would've thought would look alike. Nor a PS4 and a wifi router, crazy
mangochad I was so confused, then I realized and laughed really hard haha
You have the best Profile Picture
I Don’t Have A Name who?
18:03 (summary of the next 5 minutes after this timestamp): “this game is supposed to be relaxing, why are there cactuses walking around and blowing up”
Yeah it's minecraft.
I heard the creeper
Or mhw
@@mqk4z he said cactus
@@daamigos872 ?
He is a genius, making a TH-cam video where he gets to play the whole time, and I absolutely loved it,
Fun fact: that is what all gaming TH-camrs do.
This mans out here playin Minecraft while we are his controller. META.
I coomed when I heard the sound track
META INF
I knew he was playing it when he murmured cobblestone.
@@Ian.toyuki Same bro
Imagine at the end we just fly across the room
and the video immediately cuts off on impact
So your saying only Xbox player rage
Breezy _ no ones saying that tf??
@@joshua_.6651 n-no. We are saying that people in general rage at games. Fuck sake why does everything have to be an argument lmao
@@joshua_.6651 Where did i say that?
Girls: Whispering, helps you get to sleep.
Boys: Sheppard betrays you Binaural ASMR
lol
😂
*Whispers* G o o d t h a t s o n e l o o s e e n d.
*kills shepherd with water balloon in the face*
@@chuppuchuppa3103 “Soap, get down” he whispers
Me when i was a kid: "i wanna be a Singer!"
Me today: " I wanna be a XBOX Controller "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i want to be a monster truck
I wanna be a brave little toaster
I wanna be a street
I want t- i like trains
Yesss the "You're a ____" trilogy is finally complete! I wasn't expecting a controller but it's a pleasant surprise nonethelesss. I hope you keep having great ideas like these on the future, you always surprise me each time I get a notification :))
Thank you!
I know they’re so good
@@MattasticASMR one day can we be idk a pc or a keyboard? You could do idk keyboard cleaning or just tapping
Nah there must be more I love these
who says it's only a trilogy :))
This guy is so amazing I legit can’t stop watching! Dude your so talented.
Thank you!
Man, i just can't describe how well made your videos are; it only goes to show how amazing and creative of a content creator you are. Keep it up!
Thanks a bunch!
This is the best controller caregiver ever. no shaking, no damage, no throwing, THE BEST OWNER EVER.
Lucky controller
I’ve never thrown a controller or deliberately damaged one in my life 🙃
@@stevefromminecraft4828 i smashed the left joy stick on my wireless one and then had to buy a cheap wired one
Red o-o
@@stevefromminecraft4828 hehe joystick go brtt
0:01 I actually thought my xbox turned on by itself man 😭
I want to see “You are a Hot Pocket in the microwave”
😂 that would make the phone explode my guy
With a microwave door, some lighting, sound editing, and implying that the cooking surface isn’t spinning, dreams could come true.
@@redrik009 dude the video will probably end in like a minute
Jesus Christ what if Matt’s making enough Hot Pockets to cater and your consciousness gets retransferred into each frozen Hot Pocket
@@redrik009 o.o big Brain
1980’s: we are going to have flying cars!
2020: a guy making a video of you being a controller.....
This is better than flying cars
Outlander Eclipse Stfu😒😒
We can think that our brane got micronized and put into controller.
Levi Ackerman thanks
Levi Ackerman I really appreciate😒
What I love is even from the worst angle possible he doesn’t even look bad
Teacher: How was everyone's weekend?
Me: I was an Xbox Controller
Teacher: Confused Noises
This man is insane he’s appealing to 2 TH-cam audiences at the same time.
Asmr and gaming... he’s a god damn legend
JakerpodGames you’re god damn right
@@Rezu_Kyonyu you're god damn right
@@tb4l_jay17 You're always god damn right.
@@Kammath00 you'r God damn right
y'oure god damn right
I like how everyone’s just saying “he is playing minecraft bc of the light glowing on his face and how it took so long to load in” when you can legit the minecraft theme song before he turned it down and you can hear him going through the world edits
Bro i read this as i saw this
he also says i need a crafting table
Also he literally says "minecraft" out loud at a point
He also asks if he can pet the horse, but he can only mount them
And you can hear chickens dying
me when its loading: Looks down and starts spamming every button and joystick on the controller until I get in a game
Lmao i did that and I broke my controller
Billy Bob
F
F
F
I used to do this on my ps4 I was convinced that the Japanese put in a secret code that would skip the loading screen. *i was not a smart child*
P.S.) I never found a code that worked
When your parents are sleeping:
1:45 the face when someone says some bs online:
Matt is probably the only people I've seen that still looks handsome at this angle...
who knew being an xbox controller would be this relaxing
16:45, when you look at the time in class but Dont want to make it obvious you want to get out the lesson
Can’t wait for POV: you’re a toothbrush
*he just shoves the camera in his mouth*
C r i n g e oh god no...
Anything! But Not A Toilet Paper!!!
: you’re a shoe
Can't wait for POV: You are oxygen
The controller pov would fly across the room several times if i was the player
Might go through the wall a couple times but no worries
HiWelcomeToChili’s imagine if that actually happened in an Asmr microphone just whispering then the camera swirls and hits a wall and then “FUUUUUUUUUUUU-“
dont do that, controllers are expensive and so is your TV
@@TheRealQuenny you must be fun at parties
@@babagd they are 😳
Me when I see my math exam:
10:27
one day I'll be a pc
or a couch
@@iqris8383 Bruh.
Keep Holding on to your dreams
@@iqris8383 simp
@Dirty Harry or own a couch
"Am I going to like this"
Xbox boot up sound plays:
"Yes."
Until he starts playing fornite or GTA
@@Joeyelley games are games
First, don't gatekeep. Second, it doesn't matter what games he plays here becuase we don't hear the game just the controller.
jo jo you stated two of the best games
@@TopGCal Fortnite is not a good game lol
Doesn't even smash me on the ground bro.
Edit: Wait
Bro?
Bro, hold up- 😳
Umm.. HMMMM
Yeah, this is a blursed comment.
The guy who recommended this idea is a genius
I recommend it but it never got any likes, so I can’t take any credit for it
Wow, the series X controller has a built-in camera
this guy is the best asmrist ever.
No one:
My controller to me rn: "How's it feel to be on the receiving end?"
Controller dies and needs to change batteries: ,,I'm reloading, make your move agent!''
“You are playing dark souls 3 Ringed city dlc”
*proceeds to show you leaving earths orbit*
Artorias of the abyss dlc and we are his sword
the blinking part at the start is just too realistic
I recently got sick... Your channel is the only one who helps me ignore the pain. Thank you
I'm glad you like the videos, and hope you'll get well soon!
Are ya better yet?
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 dont hunt me under my bed pls
@@DeKay0 👍
i love how hes actually playing as well and not just faking it HAHAAHA
I knew he was playing minecraft after seeing everything turn red in his house.
And if your wearing headphones there’s Minecraft music in the background
this is just a "falling asleep on your bf while he plays games" simulator
Yes and i love it so much
@@zacplaysleague5868 You're right /:
LavenderWaterColor Dead body reported
@@thesenate6300 where?
@@jexotic1470 woke up and chose violence
I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO AN XBOX CONTROLLER MORTY
funniest shit i've ever seen
I’M CONTROLLER RICK!!!!!!!!
Underrated comment
Is there an option to like and dislike at the same time?
BOOM! big reveal, I'm a controller. Huh, huh? What'd you think about that?
I’m so happy you didn’t put “POV” In the title
Y? Pov just means point of view
Everyone: microphone rubbing asmr
Gamers: Controller asmr
You know you good at prop hunt when the dude thinks you a real controller.
The flickering at the beginning is perfect
In next episode: ASMR but you are an keyboard.
Yes.
Why would I want to be punched and smashed against knees,walls, and desks?
I'm less than a minute in and I'm cracking up. This is gonna be good, as is all of your content.
Accurate, too. I never know what to play.
Thanks a bunch!
@@MattasticASMR mate it's a class video, the fact you're playing minecraft is just an immeasurable amount of amazingness.
controller: (looking at me funny)
Me: "what are u looking at"
Controller: "the beard'
Me: not listening to what he’s saying and trying to sleep, also me: faintly hearing my childhood soundtrack in the background
The soundtrack wake up
You : it has called
When you’re gaming at 1AM, trying not to wake your parents up:
I learning english, i can say, this is very good i like this videos for asmr with you! :D
I just wanted to say good for you learning English but not being rude but it’s with
@@goobiestever3823 yeah srry bruh
I’m waiting for the “plot twist” comments to roll in.
Plot twist: there isn’t
@@jakey2430😂
Plot twist: he’s playing PlayStation
This man's creativity is on another level, Keep going Matt, Love your videos ideas🙏🏼❤
Thank you!
I love the fact that this video insinuates that he is playing on us Whereas others just hit buttons
dude how do you come up with these ideas they're so goooooood
Thanks! This one was actually suggested in a comment. :)
@@MattasticASMR oh so your viewers are creatives too....
@@MattasticASMR you should do you are a tv
@@msm_composer6184 but in that case he would just look to the camera 🤔
@@berceys just like the ipad
Oh Lord please don't tell me he said "Let's see what all the hype's about" to Minecraft....... I'd recognize that flash of red anywhere.
Could of been Red Dead Redemption 2
TheReclineExtremity minecraft music can be heard on the background when he creates a new world
True tho
There something wrong with minecraft?
Ordinary Paul's World and he’s talking about creating a new world in survival on easy
I love the expressions he has on his face in the video
This had to have been one of the most fun and easy videos for him to make. Just attach the cam, play some Xbox and speak in ASMR what a fantastic idea
And most importantly, RELAXING idea
i love how awkward the angle is lol
Plot twist he threw us and broke us and is now trying to fix us
FBI: Okay we need more ideas to spy in people
FBI guy 1: Maybe we could make it mandatory for an FBI daily inspection?
FBI Guy 2: we can use cookie robots to spy through the eyes!
New FBI Guy: Xbox
FBI:
FBI: PROMOTION
Lol
I thought you said boogie robots
Based on the background sounds...I’m pretty sure he’s playing Doom Eternal
Watermelon Man he’s playin Minecraft
@@clayton2458 bro he knows
@@clayton2458 i was already typing "r/swooooosh" but i realized im not an redditor and i have a brain
Whirlou - plus it’s r/woooosh
@@VGCeilingFan i was saying it like a joke, but i never know that was like that
If grammar is shit, im sorry...
i love how it includes the power on blinking
I love your ideas, ur are truly amazing. I found out about you not long ago, and your my fav ASMRist for how creative and ur sounds
Thanks a bunch!
So Basicly The Controller Looks At Us Thinking "Whats Going On Inside His Head"
This man will never run out of ideas
this is amazing, I never knew i'd be a controller when I grew up :D
Thanks!
“Let’s see what all the hype is about”
Proceeds to play game released over a decade ago 😂😂
Dude might be talking about the nether update tho
Well, it's not really not over a decade. Only 1, and everybody still plays it.
Minecrooft is comin back.
The Monster under your bed it was coming back but now it’s kinda lost the hype again but I still play it
@@eggface316 ya, but it'll eventually spring back maybe
1:41 YEAH GET ON WITH IT!!
Love the Monty python reference (if it is one
Missing the part where he grabs one of the hand parts of the controller and acts as if it is a pistol, firing repeatedly...
Or is that just me???
Nope, I do that with my ps4 controller lol
same
Yes
Same
Pas4 TRASSHHHHH
You make the most creative ASMR, congrats!
Thanks!
Ur the best asmrist ive seen so far!!
*sees title and thumbnail*
YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO
STOP LOOKING AT MY COMMENTS JOTARO
@@idkseamus1359 jotaro: no i don't think i will
@@idkseamus1359 do i know u?
Jotaro Kujo yare yare