How Not To Defend Yourself | Idiots Present
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ค. 2024
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Zoe Moacanin
Selina Garcia
Marcus Munguia
Rachel Evans
Rachel's Parents
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DID YOU THINK WE WERE JOKING ABOUT THAT MERCH? Peter, I swear to god. amazon.com/smosh
can’t wait to be poor after spending all of my money on this!
peter swear to god.
The truly smartest business move y’all ever made was releasing this shirt just in time for me to get paid. Clearly an intentional move just for me ❤️
Is this going to be available on the Smosh store, too?
I'm not even into buying people's merchandise, but I was hoping this shirt would become a thing.
The way I was abt to comment saying yall should make "I swear to god Peter" merch😭😭
The actual shock and horror when Shayne and Amanda realize the bottles aren't empty.🤣
I got shocked too.
Then they still beat the shit out of him, literally kicked a man when he was already down 😅
Yeah, they had a whole Alec Baldwin situation there!
@@bolobolognese this comment wth! Was not expecting that 😂
Blue means it's just training spray. I would have sprayed it just for fun into the audience the second I'd got this
It'd be funny to do a psychology idiots present and have Shayne and Kimmy actually use their degrees for once and see how much they remember
They have to diagnose characters with disorders and recommend treatments
@@taylorl.3280 no but imagine them diagnosing their coworkers 😭
Yoooooo, yes. This needs to happen!!!!
@@nicknickknack nooo 😭😭
@@nicknickknackit’s all written like a case study and then they come up with a diagnosis and the next slide is the name of the diagnosis and the staff member who has it (if they’re open about talking about it only!) and then open a dialogue with them.
It would be a BOMB video for a
BetterHelp ad break.
Smosh just casually busting out John Hennigan all of a sudden? Priceless. I swear to god, Peter.
Johnny Smosh Pit
@@steezlyweasley Johnny Chosen
Im still a fan of Johnny Mundo
John Hennigan a.k.a
John Morrison
Johnny Nitro
Johnny Blaze
Johnny Spade
Johnny Superstar
Johnny Onyx
Johnny Mundo
Johnny Blackcraft
Johnny Impact
Johnny Elite
Johnny Progress
Johnny Game Changer
Johnny Fusion
And now Johnny Ass Throat 😂
I wonder how much they paid him to appear
Shayne and Amanda could talk about random stuff for an hour and I would still listen. Their ability to make anything interesting is superb.
YESS!!!
right!?
I mean, I never thought I’d watch over an hour of Lego building, then Shane’s solo stream happened lol.
Well guess what…
And now they've got a podcast together! Yay!
Amanda’s reaction to realizing they made merch of her quote is so pure
I hope to see more merch of future Amanda quotes, she's a GOAT.
@NTV Wanna see me pop a dinger? Pop!
Shayne being completely out of breath after watching the mayor beat the shit out of Peter is amazing
He was already blown up just beating the shit outta Peter 😂
This is the best episode of Idiots Presents ever, so far. I hope Peter is okay cause I swear to God Peter...
The Tall Woman Tiny Man and Tall Woman Gay (non-derogatory) Man episodes are my favourites 😂
(although it might just be because Amanda is iconic)
I love that they got a pro wrestler, and it wasn't Kimmy's husband
To be fair he's probably doing a tour of Japan
Honestly it all happened so fast that at first glance, I thought it was just Shane in a black wig 😅😅😅
What you talkin about, Shayne's right there
@@leocitywrestling7029 are you talking to me? I'm talking about kimmys husband Shane
@@MegaJman2009 Yes which Shayne played and was the Ultimate Shane
I swear to God, Peter deserves a raise. I don't know how much you guys give him, but he deserves a raise.
Peter Peter?
I wouldve given anything for John Hennigan to be billed as "Johnny Smosh" for this episode
Very on brand, very on gimmick. Johnny Smosh is all Smosh'd up.
i was expecting it it would have been great
Lmfao
A real missed opportunity.
Apparently it should have been Johnny slam town 😂
I can't believe Smosh got John goddamn Morrison to assail their coworker. Just when I thought the tall girl small boy duo couldn't get anymore entertaining.
John is such a safe worker too so glad they chose him.
*tall girl tiny man 😂😂😂
agreed
Their actual stunned reactions to John were great!
As they should, Morrison is nuts.
@@SamuelDuplessis12 He literally spider-man climbed the Elimination Chamber. Like, he's absurdly skilled
''I smell like crap, give me your money!''
Peter Ditzler 2023
He is the best! Please have more of Peter!!!
@@jeffhappens1 Yes!
I love the dynamic between Amanda and Peter. It's always so damn funny. Also, GREAT choice putting Amanda and Shayne together. They both are that chaotic hilarious.
Cool. Wasn't expecting likes. I guess it makes sense that people would agree with this tho 😄
shayne being piggy-backed by amanda is wonderful😂
"I swear to God, Peter" always makes me laugh so hard 😂
I never thought I'd be jealous of Peter, but everything changed when John Morrison entered the set
Who the helll is John Morrison?
@@cesaru3619I think they meant James Madison.
@@cesaru3619 He's a professional wrestler. He wrestled for WWE for example.
John hennigan
Same, my friend
we should ALL be terrified of Selina
Terrified, yet attracted.
gotta keep an eye out for seliner
wasnt she dead?
Definitely thought she was the one who’s gonna beat up Peter lol
Man I love that peters role gets more involved with these every time 🤣🤣something about it makes it that much better
I especially like his involvement in “Let’s Do This!”
Waaaait!!! I just rewatched this, and this is the first time I noticed that "Chimpanzee fear" being created.
I thought he only did it off camera, but men, this is GENIUS!!!!
Omg me too that’s crazy
i see shayne and amanda and already know this is going to be incredible
"Rise and shine turd cutter, I'm here to bring the pain and leave a Peter-shaped stain" has got to be the best thing I've heard
shayne and amandas absolute shock at johns appearance was beautiful
Of course if Morrison came out of nowhere in front of you you'd be shocked too.
@@SamuelDuplessis12 To be fair he announced himself before he came out
Why is no one talking about that crazy flip John did over Peter!? That was insane!!! This was a great episode!!! More of the Shayne and Amanda show 😊
He’s a real experienced wrestler
Amanda and Shayne we're the perfect duo for this. I also love Peter and Amanda's friendship it's hilarious
theyre husband and wife xD i think
They're not she got married not that long ago and it's not Peter
@@austinclements8010 I believe that she is married to an architect. Her and Peter are just friends and people like to ship them lol
I was not expecting seeing John Morrison. That caught me off guard, and the self defense presentation was so freakin funny LMAOOOOO
Now Johnny Smosh is canon.
What a good day
8:05 "and let's make him a nice little sushi burrito!" "Little burrito, yeay!" I love how they match each other energy so well and will immediately hop on the other's bullshit
They are hilarious and I would watch something like this for hours
Shayne: “You need to be feeling perpetual anxiety and stress”
Me: Done
Legit horror on their faces when they realized the pepper spray wasn't empty, and John makes a cameo to beat the crap out of someone. Best video.
Zoe’s like “another day at the office” face the entire time
I swear to god Peter…. you’re a really good sport. Thanks for being insane.
The complete realization, shock, and horror when they actually sprayed Peter was incredible! I hope it was just water to freak them out though, poor Peter.
Before I saw the "Idiots Present" subtitle I thought this was somehow two episodes of Let's Do This! back to back. Glad to see Idiots Present return!
Same
"Let's get more shots of you just beating up Peter" has got to be some kind of HR violation.
watching this after the last idiots present is a treat, he really planned this out for months. shout out the chimpanzees
Someone other than Shayne got a quote on a shirt?!? This is epic! LOVED Amanda’s genuine reaction to seeing her merch!
did shayne just finally confirm how he actually broke his ankle?
YES HE DID
At this point, I liken it to the Joker's explanation of his scars in Dark Knight. Every time he tells it, it's a different story.
@@RobinDale50 It is.
This is like the 3rd of 4th story he's said so probably not
Yup. It's happened during sponsored video. (Garena: Free Fire) You can actually see him just suddenly gone in the other half of that video. That's why they don't say what's going on for real for a long time.
Heidi is an untapped talent of Smosh.
Shayne and Amanda are the ultimate insane duo.
“Quiet! I bet she can hear us!”
“She could hear them”
Insanely underrated joke 😂😂
He was so projecting there lmao
This is an S Tier Video. Shayne and Amanda's duo is very funny. We need more like this. 😂😂
Smosh hasn't had an s tier video in 7 years
@@ah447smosh isn’t that bad, you’re just bitter that you’ve grown up and the world has gotten worse. let people have their fun please
and thus, smosh mouth was born
This has potential to be like the Eric Andre Show and im all for it
"Tall Girl, Little Man" made me spit out my drink holy crap
Stop Amanda's parents just dying laughing was so cute 😂 Also omg was that actual pepper spray?? Is Peter okay????? (EDIT) WHEN JOHN CAME OUT I SCREAMED
1. those are actually zoe's parents! it says so in the desc
2. it was training pepper spray, you can tell because of the blue
I love Amanda's reaction to the fact that they made merch out of one of her bits😊 amazing!
I adore how the "peter i swear to god." joke has turned into merch, its my favorite long running joke.
How could hiding in your bed protect you from JOHNNY SMOSH PIT?
Never thought I'd see Smosh and John Hennigan cross over
I watched Peter get pepper sprayed and Shayne and Amanda’s reactions over and over again lmao
Everyone's reaction to the freaking wrestler/parkour guy was priceless! Shayne looked mortified and impressed😂
“He tried to go for the Munch, and I flame Munched him” -Amanda Lehan-Canto 2023
Shaynes chimpanzee setup is fucking amazing
Shayne and Amanda are people I could listen to for hours on end😂 the absolute comedic GOLD
“…I flame munched him” 😂😂😂
Love the chaos lol, but why do I need an Amanda and Shayne improv bedtime story for real!??
I swear to GAWD Shayne and Amanda are too hilarious together 🤣🤣
Man, I miss John Morrison.. one of the most talented wrestlers for sure
Truly
He's still wrestling in MLW and is gonna be in a boxing match at Creator Clash 2
Johnny Nitro/ John Morrison/John Hennigan
“Another flop by Shayne from Icarly”-Peter
It has been confirmed - Shayne did break his ankle in that parkour video. I mean, we all knew it, but still...
The excitement of Shayne after Peter gets tossed on the ground looked like he turned back into a 10 year old lol.
Tall woman little man are such a dynamic duo
Ah yes the duo we all wanted - loud and louder
"He tried to go for the munch and I Flame Munched him." Sent me and everyone else there
This is actually so funny to watch after watching the zoo animals one from just the introduction alone.
12:12 Ian's face when he remembers that this is his company letting this happen
It's moments like the pepper spray that give me trust issues 😂😂😂
Every time I see Shayne just take a squared up stance when the dude strums the guitar, I die laughing
Smosh + pro wrestlers is always a godly combo.
The Screaming Amazement of Shayne when John Hennigan began taking Peter to Slamtown. He is great wrestler too and funny af
John Morrison on Smosh?! What in the multiverse is going on omg
I swear to god, Peter, you are god’s gift to humanity.
this series already feels like a fever dream and that was before john hennigan even came out
Amanda absolutely staring at Jon's abs in shock at the end 😂
Ain’t no way John Morrison just casually does a moonsault 😭😭😭
Ain’t no way John Morrison doesn’t just casually do moonsaults. That’s his main thing
Of course he does
Ez if you train
PARKOUR!
@@knlei1 they make it look easy but it takes many years of training
"He tried to go for the munch.." I didn't take Amanda for an Ice Spice fan but I love it
Now I need to see Courtney Freakin’ Miller vs. John Hennigan
I still think it would be fun to see Peter take on Damien in some mini golf based on what Peter had said in the Idiots Present Damien did about exorcism.
Always love these videos as they are so creative and very brilliant as a video Idea 💡
Peter now knows how Shane feels when Kimmy is feeling affectionate. I would love to see her back in videos. However, I applaud her decision to branch out.
Did Kimmy leave smosh?
@@laurahamilton8868 From other comments I have seen it sounds like Kimmy is working behind the scenes more now. I do not know exactly what. Other people keep up to date through IG, Twitter, and subscription only content where something must have been shared.
If a wrestler comes out and beats the crap out of you, I swear to god, Peter
amanda piggybacking shayne is the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter is such a good sport omg. Every part of this was incredible. Well done :)
How to not defend yourself: stand up like Ashley while Leon shoots you in the face with a rocket launcher with infinite ammo.
Hahahaha
The moment the guitar came out I started dying
i love at the end of the video "Let's get more shots of you just beating up Peter" 😭😭😭
"Zoey has a 3?!"
Zoey is trying to infuriate Johnny Smosh to get him to come back out 😂
Dang Hennigen getting ready for creator clash lol
Shayne and Amanda are a goated duo
This was truly epic. Just truly one of the best episodes from Smosh I've ever seen.
this was absolutely hilarious !! shayne and amanda are so good !!! they could talk for hours on end and i wouldn't be bored
Seeing Amanda so touched and excited for the merch was so wholesome
Peter has a very real chance at a future as a pro-wrestler after that performance
Thanks for the hearty morning laugh! Tucking the assailant up like a cute little burrito had me cracking up 😆
Peter truly is a gold nugget in the smosh crew
This is by far the best show Smosh has
I just want Amanda and Emily from Mythical to be in the same video at the same time.
I need a constant stream of these please! So great!
I swear I can't tell if I laugh harder at the bits themselves or Patrick's laugh after them 😂 his laugh is infectious as hell
That moment when you laugh so hard you start coughing and then choke and die, except its 17 minutes of that moment.