I say this every single time I watch a matty vid, but yalls editor is insane lmao. That head expand was so clean. Love mattys whole production crew. Y'all killl it.
Be chunky monkey. Become a cook. Live for delicious food. Then get a job that pays bills with your cooking. The passion and the bill paying energy does it all. Can dm a Pic of my rotund figure if needed. But you gotta love food first.
I’ve been binge watching your videos with my mom today (we are both sick with COVID) and she is so invested that an ad came up & she looked at me asking why there were commercials. She thought this was a TV show on Netflix or Hulu or something 😂😂😂 Love your content. ❤️❤️
Absolutely Love you Matty in "The Bear"!! If anyone has not seen this show, 3 seasons of it! GO! Right NOW and watch it! You will not be disappointed! Love these recipes too! ❣
Love you dude you're the best. Could you teach us how to make the most authentic taco truck salsa and maybe chorizo and potato something? Something with some got dang HEAT!. Like 30 chili de arbol heat.
you taught me how to cook bacon the best way! i just add a spalsh of beer into mine the carbonation somehow helps the bacon stay flat and gives it a nice little taste
the "can I have a sip of my coffee??!!!!" is a fuckin mood. Trying your best to make your loved ones the best meal of the month (if not their lives) and no one's helping and also you don't want any help because you (I) need it done the way you (I) intend and you (I) don't want to risk everything getting fucked because the bacon cooked a few seconds too long or some shit, and all you (I) want is a sip of something.
3:22 Salt those slices in advance and dab off for less water and extra mater flavor. And if you have an immersion blender, homemade mayo is pretty hard to fuck up and takes maybe three minutes.
I gotta say, I've never had a BLT from a restaurant that was better than what I could make at home. I'm not even a kitchen wizard or anything, but BLTs in restaurants are always so impossibly dry, with sad tomatoes and even sadder, thin, sparse bacon. Make it at home with deliciously ripe tomatoes, lovely green lettuce, THICK lovely bacon, and bread that won't try to cut up your mouth when you eat it (It can be crispy outside AND STILL SOFT INSIDE why is this rocket science to some people).
A fully grown African elephant can weigh 12,000 pounds (6 tons). They can hold about 40 gallons of pee (about 320 pounds). Interestingly, the average time to pee for nearly all mammals is about the same - 21 seconds. That's 40 gallons gushing out in 20 seconds, or almost 2 gallons per second!
@MATTY! Can you do the recipe from Meat +3 for your brisket sandy and tots with the bbq sauce and spicy tater tot sauce? Still haven’t had a brisket sandwich like that since you closed! Used to get two a week, best sandwich ever.
A TH-cam channel for cooking? 😂 Bro he's a legit chef who owns 11 restaurants and is the executive producer of The Bear. He's actually the only one on that show that knows cooking and restaurants haha
Hey bud. It has to be white bread. Toasted. Dukes mayonaise. Warm tomatoes straight from the garden. As much bacon as you can handle. Iceberg lettuce leaves. Poor man's blt.
That Miracle Whip comment were words of war. It gives the BLT a sweet tanginess that is missing from mayo. Although you did make up for it with six slices of bacon. Still
Practice Practice practice practice Understand that this man is a trained chef. He has been making beautiful sandwiches for years. He can share his wisdom but it cannot and will not ever be a shortcut. Practice practice practice. With his help make your food tasty Then worry about making it pretty. I believe in you. You can do it. But you have to keep doing it.
I love this! I feel like it's okay to eat a BLT anytime throughout the year. Sure you don't get the best tomatoes or lettuce in those winter months but, hey its such a good sandwich and should be enjoyed 365!
I want a Jamaican beef patty matty
😢😢
Yeeessss n then Argentinian empanadas
I second this
THIS!!!!
I ate my first of the season tomato out of my garden today. It was glorious
Absolutely love how the only word that they actually bleep out is the word Hellmann's! 😂😂
I say this every single time I watch a matty vid, but yalls editor is insane lmao. That head expand was so clean. Love mattys whole production crew. Y'all killl it.
I wish I had 1/10th of Mattsters energy.
my energy level is of a corpse compared to this guy
The big dog looking out for us.
so a chunky bump of coke
Be chunky monkey. Become a cook. Live for delicious food. Then get a job that pays bills with your cooking. The passion and the bill paying energy does it all. Can dm a Pic of my rotund figure if needed. But you gotta love food first.
That crunch wrap looks like the rising sun on a plate and is full of delicious. How can you not be excited
Matty cooks bacon in the most matty way
I’ve been binge watching your videos with my mom today (we are both sick with COVID) and she is so invested that an ad came up & she looked at me asking why there were commercials. She thought this was a TV show on Netflix or Hulu or something 😂😂😂 Love your content. ❤️❤️
Matty "The Meat Blender" Matheson. This editor doesn't miss.
Big dog looking out for us so we can look out for our kids. This is the way.
God I miss the mandalorian....at least we get the matthelorian 😂
your kids need to learn responsibility if they are over 10!
When yer bacon is foamy, it's almost done homey
-Chef John
Absolutely Love you Matty in "The Bear"!! If anyone has not seen this show, 3 seasons of it! GO! Right NOW and watch it! You will not be disappointed!
Love these recipes too! ❣
24:18 “YouKihmmeRighhNau”
I agree with you on the Hellman's/Best Foods..
🍅Beautiful tomatoes
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I loved also your breakfast plate, proper.
Happy Sunday to you and all. 🌻✌️
Try blue plate!! Whooow!
Miracle Whip definitely is NOT mayonnaise - but I like it (on occasion) for what it is. :)
Yes, Hellmann's is the BEST.
"Mayonnaise doesn't get old. It just becomes Miracle Whip. That's the miracle." - Kyle Kinane
BBLT - Bacon Basil Lettuce Tomato on really good bread, is the only addition to a BLT that makes it outstanding!! Try it!!
BBLT is the BBC on a BBW of BLTs
Basil in everything!
Brazilian Butt Lift and Tomato sammich
Yum
Looking delicious!!! Love you Matty!!!
Love you dude you're the best. Could you teach us how to make the most authentic taco truck salsa and maybe chorizo and potato something? Something with some got dang HEAT!. Like 30 chili de arbol heat.
You look so good Matty! I can see you're getting fit. So impressed
you taught me how to cook bacon the best way!
i just add a spalsh of beer into mine the carbonation somehow helps the bacon stay flat and gives it a nice little taste
“This is like the easiest go to breakfast.” (20 minutes later) “what the fuck?! Where is everybody?! I am doing goddam 27 different things at once!!!”
the "can I have a sip of my coffee??!!!!" is a fuckin mood. Trying your best to make your loved ones the best meal of the month (if not their lives) and no one's helping and also you don't want any help because you (I) need it done the way you (I) intend and you (I) don't want to risk everything getting fucked because the bacon cooked a few seconds too long or some shit, and all you (I) want is a sip of something.
Matty's t-shirt game is unmatched: R.E.M., various Grateful Dead, Prince and New Power Generation. Perfection.
3:22 Salt those slices in advance and dab off for less water and extra mater flavor. And if you have an immersion blender, homemade mayo is pretty hard to fuck up and takes maybe three minutes.
I found you via Mythical Kitchen and am now enjoying ur content! Ur funny, and an EXCELLENT cook! ❤
i'm obsessed with watching matty cut those tomatoes and that knife
I actually have started to cook bacon this way since I saw Matty do it in a video awhile back. It’s great for a crowd
Matty is absolutely great so funny and just fun to watch and semi educational
I love you Matty, & friends great video! Love to see it thanks for making my night after a crazy shift
I gotta say, I've never had a BLT from a restaurant that was better than what I could make at home. I'm not even a kitchen wizard or anything, but BLTs in restaurants are always so impossibly dry, with sad tomatoes and even sadder, thin, sparse bacon. Make it at home with deliciously ripe tomatoes, lovely green lettuce, THICK lovely bacon, and bread that won't try to cut up your mouth when you eat it (It can be crispy outside AND STILL SOFT INSIDE why is this rocket science to some people).
If you have a wide enough toaster. You can put both slices in one. I do that for some sandwiches.
I had some leftover arugula, so I made some BATs for dinner last night. Also, mustard on a BLT is great.
Matty's looking great! Good to see you like this
You forgot to butter the toast. The combination of butter and Mayonnaise is wicked.
I always go with the BLOAT. Bacon,lettuce, onion,avocado, tomato
Don't do it we love you
You will have to pry Miracle Whip from my cold, dead, Midwestern Hands.
I just watched a drunk australian make the perfect bacon in a toaster, so this is not *the* weirdest way to cook it I've ever seen !
A fully grown African elephant can weigh 12,000 pounds (6 tons). They can hold about 40 gallons of pee (about 320 pounds). Interestingly, the average time to pee for nearly all mammals is about the same - 21 seconds. That's 40 gallons gushing out in 20 seconds, or almost 2 gallons per second!
Good bot...or degenerate...
I didn't realize how much I wanted to know this fact.
@@richardmcelroy8874 Matty asks what an elephant and its piss weighs at 12:32.
@@kindabluejazz thank you for answering. The fact that all mammals pee for the about the same duration is fascinating. And that's a lot of piss.
Matty is looking so much healthier since he lost a few kilos. Congrats Matty!
Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more
Hellman's is the best mayo. That blt looked amazing!!!
@MATTY! Can you do the recipe from Meat +3 for your brisket sandy and tots with the bbq sauce and spicy tater tot sauce? Still haven’t had a brisket sandwich like that since you closed! Used to get two a week, best sandwich ever.
Perfect way to give the kiddies a head start on coronary artery disease.
I loved you in The Bear... and you have a youtube channel for cooking. Bro, hell yeah, I love it! P.S I'm calling Mom!
A TH-cam channel for cooking? 😂 Bro he's a legit chef who owns 11 restaurants and is the executive producer of The Bear. He's actually the only one on that show that knows cooking and restaurants haha
Big boys lost a lotta weight! You the man matty
What an udder hot mess. Like I’m lookin in my Saturday morning mirror.
Love your stuff, man. 🤘🏼
Matty is a true Canadian treasure
That John Deere Hat is a classic!
Matty always burns his MOUTH 🤣
Love the tang of Miracle Whip
Fully agree ma boy! Fresh tomatoes or no tomatoes.....
love you matty looking forward to cooking in my new house in a few months
Dude I’ve been making bacon like that for like 20+ years and I always get the craziest reactions from people.
Good on ya for the Duke's mention. It's got twang!
This might sound strange, but what about a BLT w/ queso crunch wrap? Sounds fire!
I Freakin’ Love You, So Hard after this video!
Thank you, Kind Sir!
I love this man so much 😩
4:28 thats not a BLT thats a TLB 😂
I am pretty sure you can get a Michelin star by making some burnt toast scraped to perfection.. Like Mom used to do
Here to say Dukes above everything else
You make me a squirrel sandwich! Those little A-holes ate everything tomato 🍅 I grew. Good luck.
Matty having a legit PTSD-Flashback to his Kids screaming at him for Breakfast nearly broke me.
Use a blackstone grill! You can do everything on the grill!
That Mack hat slappin!
The bacon cooking technique may have just changed my life
Love the shirt, love the guy.
I would love to see Matty make Tuna Noodle casserole
‘ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?’ - Matty 🤣
We have always been entertained. He knows.
I do my BLTs almost exactly like that. But I add sliced hard boiled eggs. BELT
MICHELLELELELLELE!!!!!11!!!1!
Does anyone remember the episode where the intern comes back with the Baja Blast? I need to see it haha
Hey bud. It has to be white bread. Toasted. Dukes mayonaise. Warm tomatoes straight from the garden. As much bacon as you can handle. Iceberg lettuce leaves. Poor man's blt.
That's how I cook bacon! The best way! ❤
Fuck yes, I've been waiting for you.
that breakfast looked fire!!!
I'm glad he's making this Bacon is my favorite 🥓🥓
Dukes mayo is my favorite. Haven't had hellmans in a minute tho.
That Miracle Whip comment were words of war.
It gives the BLT a sweet tanginess that is missing from mayo.
Although you did make up for it with six slices of bacon.
Still
Now we need a Michael Buble and Matty collab!
#Bublin
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
I like my lettuce shredded like hair and lil less thick tomato but staggered.
Respect Matty....
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig.
This is EXACTLY how I make bacon!! Cuss yeah
You betta cross dat street son!
Love me that family-style Brit-breckie
7:45
pure cinema
You gotta replicate that Chipotle sauce that Subway has and put it on there instead of straight mayo 😋
24:36 Breakfast so good that Matty has a stroke
coming soon, lunch with Billy Zane, who you are now arguably more famous than
Gotta get Michelle back for that 😂
Beans for breakfast is insane
I feel ya, Matty. Thats like me making dinner sometimes. Can someone help me!!!!???
...had me at 'Elephant load of Piss'
The packet hot sauce hack is bonkers 🤓🤓🤓
I cook my bacon on the top rack of the bbq and let it drip down on whatever i'm cooking or i toss it in the deep fryer
I’ve been trying to recreate everything you make bro. Never comes out looking as good as yours.
Practice
Practice practice practice
Understand that this man is a trained chef. He has been making beautiful sandwiches for years. He can share his wisdom but it cannot and will not ever be a shortcut.
Practice practice practice.
With his help make your food tasty
Then worry about making it pretty.
I believe in you.
You can do it.
But you have to keep doing it.
Can you make a video for ppl who are broke college students that still wanted to eat good meals but on a budget
I liked Stir of Echoes
"Spanglish" BLT is my fav. Need Egg and Jack cheese on that.
Oh damn I haven't thought of that movie in a minute
I love this! I feel like it's okay to eat a BLT anytime throughout the year. Sure you don't get the best tomatoes or lettuce in those winter months but, hey its such a good sandwich and should be enjoyed 365!
Hey Dave, do you have any intention to compete on Alone?
He got da Napolean Dynamite Plate 'stay home and eat all the chips'
Now thats a damn blt. If it ain't drippen I don't want it