I know everybody thought I was gonna say every father fears their son being gay. Lmao. It’s what a lot of fathers fear but there’s plenty worse things your son can be rather than gay. Like what if he’s a feminist? See what I’m sayin
Yo you knkw those times when someone walks towards you and yall walk the same direction to get out each others way well imagin that but the baby doing it on purpose laughing
My son pointed at me the other day looked straight at me and said "you'll be sorry"... I almost banished him to the shadow realm. He almost lost all his life points.
Man I can’t thank all of y’all enough for getting me to 300k!!! I appreciate every single last one of you!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Let me know some topics y’all want me to rant about!!
Believe it or not I actually like it when you touch real life topics. Your depression video, a message to niggas, etc. Making a serious topic into something to laugh at, while also having a good moral to the video is something not a lot of people can do. You're very talented man.
Daquan Wiltshire ..bruh ive only been on this channel for a week and I already love the fuck outta you my dude your sooo damn funny shiiit ...keep up these vids and ill keep on watch them..
That is legitimately my worst fear as a father !😭😭😭 thank god someone understands 🙏🙏🙏. I brainwashed my son growing up while he would play id turn on DBZ , Naruto, etc to play in the background. He’s almost 5 and yesterday he asked me “Daddy are we gonna watch Death Note” you’re mf right we are !
I know he held back. You know how many times you wanna smack ya kids to act straight? Maybe it’s a black thing but you know how many times my moms gave me the dragon’s fist so I would act right in public
Kailyn Cooksey-Garcia hell I be wanting to smack my lil cousins. I can’t stand bad ass kids and I’m only 19 so Ik it’s gonna be terrible when I actually have my own
@@darnelldriskell271 If I was dumb enough to try the dead weight arm hang, my momma would snatch my ass up and beat it like a teether ball, catch ya both coming and going 😂🤣
My dad has never hit me maybe 2 times in my life when i was maybe 7 but i always respected/feared him his physical presence and the way he talks was enough for me to stay in line
Saying they want a specific thing to eat..you make it and then they act disgusted saying I don't want to eat that. Choke slam nekka. Playing mommy against daddy..knowing damn well you were told no but go ask mommy later. Getting all up in adult conversation..that gets me
That's why they eat what you fix or nothing... They'll get hungry enough eventually. U can teach them patience when adults are talking... start with them having to say "excuse me" & don't acknowledge them immediately... extend the amount of time u take to acknowledge them over time... it's not easy but over time hopefully they will get the hint, lose interest & go play
As someone who doesn't have kids and likely never will, this gave me a lot of insight. I often look down on people for not doing more to deal with their kids. It's easy to assume that you would have control in the situation, but kids are terrible pre-human animals. Working in retail, you see kids at their worst. The moment they realize they can take advantage of being in public to embarrass you, it's over. I also assumed with the "dead weight" stunt, "it's just a kid, how heavy could they be?", but you don't want to hurt them in your frustration. No easy solutions.
A lot of parents make the mistake of befriending their children. They don't realize that the relationship between you and your child isn't supposed to be a friendship. You are a father or a mother to that child, you are the person with the authority. You can joke around with your son but he can't curse at you the same way you curse at him. That's not how the dynamic in stable families works.
MrPastige agree to disagree. I’ve learned befriending your child (to a extent) let’s them trust you more. Trust enough to tell you things, tell you how they’re feeling, how their social life is. That way you can know if something is wrong.
LMFAO!!! Bro, you hit the nail on the head with this one! I my 2 year old into Dragonball already and now he's the one that asks me to watch. He watches Dragonball in Japanese and gets hyped up with the fight scenes and starts throwing punches and kicks me in the shin!
Dead ass fact all the time with my kids I speak so soft and respectful and give them a order but they don’t listen until I have to channel my inner demon 👹 then I have their undivided attention.
I can totally relate to this because I used to babysit my brothers and sister a lot when they were very little. You have no idea how much I wanted to whoop them when they disobeyed and gave me an atittude, but their mom would never allow it.
What blows my mind is when they kids catch an attitude and yet you don't know why or when they catch that super speed when you ask them what are they doing and or hiding
The grandmother of the baby always puts a curse on the parents, so the child puts them through the same hell you put your parents through....TRUE FACTS
Son was diagnosed with autism and I got 10+ family member telling me they hear from some neighbors grandmas uncle who says they know how to cure it or how they read a pamphlet so now they're experts.
Hey man, ive been watching you for a while now and I just wanted to know if you could make more of these car videos and less anime videos. You don’t have to if you don’t want to because I’ll still watch all ur videos. Good luck to you either way 🙌🏼🙌🏼
I know I’m two years late but this is a very relatable topic. As a parent I hate the parents who don’t discipline their bad ass kids. Kids is doing any and everything they shouldn’t do to anyone or anything and the parents let em get away with murder and then defend them. Shit boils my blood. And parents who do this aren’t even thinking about the fact that they are setting a dangerous mindset for their kids to grow up and think they can get away with everything.
I legit call my son from across the house to hand me something I could have gotten myself 🤣😂. And like the typical black house we wake his ass up with loud old school music and make him clean up on sundays.
I hate when I'm feeding my 2 year old and this dude holds the food in his mouth then I'm the bad parent for yelling at his butt to chew and swallow the food🤦🏾♂️😑
I know everybody thought I was gonna say every father fears their son being gay. Lmao. It’s what a lot of fathers fear but there’s plenty worse things your son can be rather than gay. Like what if he’s a feminist? See what I’m sayin
Yo you knkw those times when someone walks towards you and yall walk the same direction to get out each others way well imagin that but the baby doing it on purpose laughing
Daquan Wiltshire damn if my son tells me he’s gay im just gonna be worried if he’s a bottom or a top
LOL.
Aaron Hopkins that’s the funniest shit
Nezlol that would be my second concern too. Calling a bottom nigga my son is kinda hard on my ego
My daugther is 16. A boy tried to ask her out and she told him his power level wasn't high enough to date her. My baby girl!
I'm so proud.
thunderdragonaf lowkey I’d be sure to raise my daughter the same way lmao 😂😂😂
Congrats You’ve won the parenting game
It would be funny to me if that was the experience that turned that kid into a successful man
GoodMorning HighFlyer most kids today are soft. Maybe that kid will be the one.
My son pointed at me the other day looked straight at me and said "you'll be sorry"... I almost banished him to the shadow realm. He almost lost all his life points.
KnOcKs101 Prime .... mortal combat Finish Him!!!!
Bouta summon dark magician
@@slimedoutladude8206 hell Naw he bout to summon the Egyptian gods
I didn’t wear shoes one time and my mom fucked up her hand on me
😂😂😂 LOL my sides
Person: aww your daughter looks just like you.
Daquan: NO she dont!!! Dont you ever insult my daughter like that again!
🤣😂😂
patrick posey that shit was funny asf
1:08 old but gold take your like
When he said the worst thing that every father fears of his son I thought he was gonna say Gay. The anime thing killed me
I know everybody thought I was gonna say that lmao. That's why I had to switch it 😂😂
@@DaquanWiltshire1 Good one bro 😂
I got three boys...........I just hope they never find women like their mother's or becoming gay. Third would be not liking old cartoons/anime.
@@truthinaction0000 I hope they ain't ugly either
Hell no. My son can like who he likes, but his ass is watching anime, yo.
We not gonna ignore the fact that he successfully convinced his girl he had a job 😂
damn i forgot about that XD
4:20 I can't! 😂😂
*Daddy?*
"Yes, Adrian?"
*Who am I on the phone with?*
I was laughing like I lost my mind....................and the other people on the bus think I'm Cray Cray.
On God I did the same shit 😂😂😂
Facts 😂😂😂😂
RootBeerGamer I’m not gonna lie that type of sarcasm would get me pissed but I’d be proud when he uses it on other people 🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna have to start saying that
A *7 minute and 53 seconds* daquan video
*BLESSED*
Incoming dude coming in to say, ‘it was actually 7:53 minutes long’...
Oh wait...
its actually 7:53 minutes long
Nfs I was coming say precisely that^
Actually, it's 7:53 minutes long, dummy
Bless this child
Man I can’t thank all of y’all enough for getting me to 300k!!! I appreciate every single last one of you!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Let me know some topics y’all want me to rant about!!
Rant about what it's like having a crush please!! 🙏
Rant about no nut November and how you failed it because we all know you failed
Believe it or not I actually like it when you touch real life topics. Your depression video, a message to niggas, etc. Making a serious topic into something to laugh at, while also having a good moral to the video is something not a lot of people can do. You're very talented man.
Daquan Wiltshire ..bruh ive only been on this channel for a week and I already love the fuck outta you my dude your sooo damn funny shiiit ...keep up these vids and ill keep on watch them..
Feminists
how come it's easier for lil kids to learn cursewords but when u tryna be nice they won't imitate like wtf
lol real ass comment.
Their friends and social media
My guy the world will never fucking know son.
@@leboombaby9705 that means their friends parents aren't raising them too well.
i guess cause cussing is more taboo and being nice is encouraged. kids like doing bad shit lol
Kakashi probably felt this way about team 7.😂
Underrated ass comment. What the fuck
Lmao that's why he liked sasuke the most the lil mothafucka left when he got mad
Ras ong😂 he know lil bro didnt give af
50% school shooter 50% store robber
Both his momma side 😆
umurs4eva 😐
Either way you take it he's 100% a criminal.
@@thenigga6350 not if it's the same half. The other 50% is good.
50% school shooter 50% gang member
This man said 50% school schooter... im dead 😂😂😂
Ray Hill Don’t be dead, dodge them bullets homeboy!
Hey don’t fuck with the white boy. Lol
Marvin Cooke Oof
Dis nigga spelled shoota wrong
If my son don't like anime, I AM NOT THE FATHER!
Amen
69th like. Just thought I’d point that out because 69 jokes are funny.
Parallel Music, facts
Nice joke, you are joking right?
In my family, I'm the only one who is a weeb. 😟
2:49 I Thought At That Moment He Was Gonna Say Every Father Worse Fear When Their Son Grown Up Is Being Gay But I Thought Wrong 😂😂😂
That's Kevin Hart lol
@@SnowFoxParty Yea I Know But The Way Daquan Was Explaining It You Would Of Thought He Was Gonna Say Gay
That would be too controversial.
MrCarl27 he brought it up later 😂
I was looking for this comment as soon as I saw that part
“You and your daughter are twins”
“Don’t ever insult my daughter like that again”
🤣😭😭
you are the most underrated TH-camr😅😅😅😅😅
Him, Reggie Couz, and Darius Benson bro they all need way more recognition
Lmfao I appreciate it bro! This year has been a really good year for my channel tho!
Daquan Wiltshire keep it that way next thing you know you doing fake shit to stay afloat
That is legitimately my worst fear as a father !😭😭😭 thank god someone understands 🙏🙏🙏. I brainwashed my son growing up while he would play id turn on DBZ , Naruto, etc to play in the background. He’s almost 5 and yesterday he asked me “Daddy are we gonna watch Death Note” you’re mf right we are !
You are a legend🔥 that's what I'm gonna do when I get children
I see respectable advice
Layne...I appreciate your skills. Now I know exactly what to do.
John Perry update, he’s now watching Avatar and YuGiOh on his own... it’s working 😉😉
Layne Puls, 🥇
0:30 i feel bad for my parents 😔
I do too!😂😂😂 jk
You guys look nice no-one is ugly 🐱
You ain't ugly no homo
My dude I get pissed and proud when my daughter hits me with sarcastic remark
Right?! Like yo sarcastic smart ass...just like yo annoying ass momma 😡
Shadow wolf Zero exactly I would to it means she’ll bless the world with a precious gift. The gift of sarcasm
Ruben Cabrera the best gift
“He said that’s an insult to my daughter”
I died of laughter
I don't know why you mad at your son. He got your humor 😭😭
1:16 OMFG I CANT BREATHE LOL
Nigga Said JAMES EVANS FROM GOOD TIMES 👀😂👀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Is that a RDCworld1 lanyard around his neck???🔥🔥🔥
It sure is! ✌
Hell yea! I got it from Dream Con!
RiqueHavoK yeah lmfao 🤣😭
100 th like!
TBH they need to do a collab
I know he held back. You know how many times you wanna smack ya kids to act straight? Maybe it’s a black thing but you know how many times my moms gave me the dragon’s fist so I would act right in public
My mom did too lmao. She'd tear my ass up if I threw a fit in public. She'd straight Kaiokenx20 Kamehameha my ass
It gotta be something cause my mom's was timeskip smacking tf outta me, like I ain't never dodged or blocked one yet.
Kailyn Cooksey-Garcia hell I be wanting to smack my lil cousins. I can’t stand bad ass kids and I’m only 19 so Ik it’s gonna be terrible when I actually have my own
@@darnelldriskell271 If I was dumb enough to try the dead weight arm hang, my momma would snatch my ass up and beat it like a teether ball, catch ya both coming and going 😂🤣
I'm white/hispanic and whenever my little brother acts up I wanna smack the lil nigga so hard lmao
My dad has never hit me maybe 2 times in my life when i was maybe 7 but i always respected/feared him his physical presence and the way he talks was enough for me to stay in line
Bro all you've got to do to make your kid like anime is make him watch dbz as he/she grows older
Dats what i’m finna do to mine when i get one and finna make him wach naruto and my hero
@@BNC5843 But dub or sub? 🤔
Gotta start off with dub it’s a little kid😂 they can explore subbed when they get older
@@The_Jbeast sounds about logical
brian cruz Fernandez just make sure he doesn’t go overboard and buy anime body pillows
i dont wanna be that parent where people walk pass and say Damn after the walk off.😂😂
not even a minute ant this man roasting himself
he's made a whole video about it. this guy literally thinks he's hideous. I thought only black women hate themselves but I guess not.
"50% school shooter" im so deeaad 😂😂😂
4:28 Saying something like that to a black parent......I felt my life at risk for your son.
Saying they want a specific thing to eat..you make it and then they act disgusted saying I don't want to eat that. Choke slam nekka. Playing mommy against daddy..knowing damn well you were told no but go ask mommy later. Getting all up in adult conversation..that gets me
Yeah same. Whatever happened to being on the same page. Oh hell no that's not possible in today's society lol
That's why they eat what you fix or nothing... They'll get hungry enough eventually. U can teach them patience when adults are talking... start with them having to say "excuse me" & don't acknowledge them immediately... extend the amount of time u take to acknowledge them over time... it's not easy but over time hopefully they will get the hint, lose interest & go play
I'm weak asf at 2:48
Lmaoooo
Thought he was gonna say gay
As someone who doesn't have kids and likely never will, this gave me a lot of insight. I often look down on people for not doing more to deal with their kids. It's easy to assume that you would have control in the situation, but kids are terrible pre-human animals. Working in retail, you see kids at their worst. The moment they realize they can take advantage of being in public to embarrass you, it's over. I also assumed with the "dead weight" stunt, "it's just a kid, how heavy could they be?", but you don't want to hurt them in your frustration. No easy solutions.
Watching anime with this man is probably the greatest thing ever.
Right
*Advice for parenting:* Don't have kids
Flexxicution I wouldn’t have said it any better. Oh wait get dogs instead they can be trained to be obedient and love you unconditionally 😁
@@Beikeiai17 cats are...
*better*
@Just a Bacon man With a Rocket Launcher !
Oh those little shits who can’t protect you nor care about you?
FlexX I like ur name and logo
@@pheonixflame2130 We all know cats dont love u.They just want food.
When he pulled up the pic of James from Good Times 💀
I hate When kids cry all the time but what i hate more is when they take that breath like they're finna cry but then they dont
“50% school shooter” LMAO
Love the hidden leaf village headband
A lot of parents make the mistake of befriending their children. They don't realize that the relationship between you and your child isn't supposed to be a friendship. You are a father or a mother to that child, you are the person with the authority. You can joke around with your son but he can't curse at you the same way you curse at him. That's not how the dynamic in stable families works.
MrPastige agree to disagree. I’ve learned befriending your child (to a extent) let’s them trust you more. Trust enough to tell you things, tell you how they’re feeling, how their social life is. That way you can know if something is wrong.
7:30 LMFAO
"10,000 behind on child support!"
“He like 50% school shooter” that got me😂😂
Damn, now every time I see Daquan I’m instantly going to be reminded of “Good Times”.
I was expecting him to say every father doesn’t want there son to be gay
I said it exactly when he said anime XD, I felt a little bit ashamed.
@@9hawk16 I dont, tht is. One of my wordt feats for a kid
Aint no way a kid gon be gay in my house
@@tendodeku Lmao and what would you do if they brought a boy home?
@RuLxst ? it's less of homophobia and more of wanting grand kids lmao
LMFAO!!! Bro, you hit the nail on the head with this one! I my 2 year old into Dragonball already and now he's the one that asks me to watch. He watches Dragonball in Japanese and gets hyped up with the fight scenes and starts throwing punches and kicks me in the shin!
Your videos can always make me laugh no matter what the topic is, much love to you man congrats on 300k
Mans out here spitting straight facts
I love my daughter but the one thing that gets me, is when she grabs on to my leg when I'm trying to walk.....I almost fall or step on her...
Yo he dead ass preaching my life right now.
2:50 I was literally thinking the exact same thing
My daughter 3 year old go to head start out in Cali. Man you a big inspiration in my life fam. Keep posting
For now my lil girl loves anime. Sooo grateful!
Dead ass fact all the time with my kids I speak so soft and respectful and give them a order but they don’t listen until I have to channel my inner demon 👹 then I have their undivided attention.
5:58 the realist thing ever!! about badd ass toddlers haha hahahaha
This guy puts me in tears all the time. MVY Most Valuable TH-camr
The problem is everyone wants to have kids but nobody wants to be a damn parent.
As the oldest sibling I didn't realize how much eldest children have in common with parents.
I'm not a parent but when you tryna help a kid out, kinda parent them through a situation and they be like, "you not the boss of me" oooh
YEEEOOOOO HE CALLED HIS OWN SON HALF SCHOOL SHOOTER😂🤣🤣
My son is 1 and he loves anime . Don’t get my little man STARTED on cow boy bebop he loves the music
That is good parenting 😂 we got a real one
So funny but so true,your kids are blessed to have a dad like you man,stay blessed
When parent let their kids running around not paying attention to them and talking for hours to their friends
This dude is the Truth!
I can totally relate to this because I used to babysit my brothers and sister a lot when they were very little. You have no idea how much I wanted to whoop them when they disobeyed and gave me an atittude, but their mom would never allow it.
Shit you said it all ...as a father of two mudd bloods of my own i understand and feel the pain ...thank you
I'm gonna have to end my son's life if he don't like Anime 😂
Dang thats too dark for the internet
Fishy Austin I’ve changed my mind a little, even I don’t like anime that much anymore so that little nigga fine
To dark for the internet. Bruh you ever seen r/noahgettheboat
2:50 I think we were all expecting him to say something else. Ifykyk
I establish the anime bond wit my son when he was a baby, he watch regular cartoons and turn on the sub titles😂🤣😂🤣
What blows my mind is when they kids catch an attitude and yet you don't know why or when they catch that super speed when you ask them what are they doing and or hiding
You're not ugly tho, well atleast that's my opinion 🤷🏾♀️
Don't let his clout cloud your vision
radiance0044 hit him up my man needs some decent pussy as long as you ain’t got aids (honor system)
U cheating on me now?
@@jesusshuttleworth8523 😂
@@Radiance0044 Sure
The grandmother of the baby always puts a curse on the parents, so the child puts them through the same hell you put your parents through....TRUE FACTS
Yup.. feeding every 2-3 hours around the clock. 24/7
Son was diagnosed with autism and I got 10+ family member telling me they hear from some neighbors grandmas uncle who says they know how to cure it or how they read a pamphlet so now they're experts.
If my son don't like anime he Disowned I wanna put my son on to mad anime
Blessed for finally putting the outdo song
50% school shooter😭😭
I got one coming in February. I’m taking notes fam.
Hey man, ive been watching you for a while now and I just wanted to know if you could make more of these car videos and less anime videos. You don’t have to if you don’t want to because I’ll still watch all ur videos. Good luck to you either way 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Bro, can't wait for that Funko Pop to drop! Ready to cop one now!
Rotflmaoooo I lost it when you said half shooter 😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂
😂😂yo son funny as hell saying what he said.....
Yeah I can't have kids, my anger is too random. I'll end up doing or saying something to it, and then it'll be some drama 😂😆
When he said my kid ain't watch anime man felt that
Gotta talk about the potty training
At 5:49 Im not even a parent but that's how I feel working in toys at Walmart 😂😂😂
1:12😂😂😂
When he flashed that pic of John Amos...I died!!!
I ain’t know you was a fan of RDC
Bro I went to Dream Con 2 years in a row 😂 wym
I know I’m two years late but this is a very relatable topic. As a parent I hate the parents who don’t discipline their bad ass kids. Kids is doing any and everything they shouldn’t do to anyone or anything and the parents let em get away with murder and then defend them. Shit boils my blood. And parents who do this aren’t even thinking about the fact that they are setting a dangerous mindset for their kids to grow up and think they can get away with everything.
Me: son, which jojo is your favourite?
Son: nah I didn't watch jojo it's gay
...
...
...
Dad put the fork down
Now son pull a narancha
Get sex pistols
Use GER to revert his existence to 0
I legit call my son from across the house to hand me something I could have gotten myself 🤣😂. And like the typical black house we wake his ass up with loud old school music and make him clean up on sundays.
I hate when I'm feeding my 2 year old and this dude holds the food in his mouth then I'm the bad parent for yelling at his butt to chew and swallow the food🤦🏾♂️😑
I have 2 younger brothers who are 4 and 5 and holy shit, everything you saying is straight facts.
Me : why not
Mom : CAUSE I SAID SO
Hey Daquan talk about parental alienation. If you ever find the time. Appreciate you bro.
I didnt know he had kids lol i thought he was way younger than tht
I love your videos man, much love and support
Talk about beatings. Many parents have mixed views about it, curious about yours
That RDC lanyard is fire bro🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥