He had s3x on the moon

[@Caleb88YO]

I feel like Tiffany deserves Just as much time in prison as Gordon

[@pastelpanta2966]

Its probably because she's a cute girl

[@samusami7439]

No, only because she probably would have done this if not for him.

[@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz]

But that would imply women are equal to men. We can be having that 😅

[@jafetpc9738]

k

[@SkillofAttraction]

But she's a woman...🤪

[@ThatRealMadridDude]

Bro was “over the moon” in happiness😭💀

[@twitchingman]

lmao

[@PliskinYT]

He also got his rocks off

[@BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_]

@@PliskinYT Nah, more like he *was* rocked

[@Packgod_hater]

Lol

[@Edpkidd-e5w]

Nah he is on “cloud nine”

[@adi1046]

How the hell did those guys even get an internship at NASA.

[@JuliusCesar2005]

With daddy’s help, just like most high corporate jobs

[@deathandrebirth-y8x]

look at them

[@karentunelga7084]

As a med student, I can tell that there's a lot of people out there with the brain but no moral or ethical values.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

200th like

[@nihalmohammed6674]

Frr, I'm looking at my fellow doctors like, what even are y'all doing ​@@karentunelga7084

[@TGHLG]

The British museum would love that guy

[@kisuuki]

😂😂😂😂💯

[@GeorgieB1965]

Fer-Shure!

[@Shinobuwu]

I see what you did there 🤣🤣

[@SolariaEsoterica]

😂😂😂😂❤

[@Nerobyrne]

ID scanner
Locked safe
Vacuum chamber
Thermal alarm
"It's not that much security" 😂

[@BenjaminDoesInFactExist]

This is not what a honeymoon is
(I’m changing my pfp)

[@Lifewkatt]

Wait.. its not??

[@Producerukoh]

You deserve this like.

[@etsunara.]

whyd i laygh at this

[@IrexParrotTR]

It is a moon tho

[@Drastic644]

😐

[@amandaw5993]

Shout out to the moon

[@HasandaAbsoluteGoat]

😂

[@moonman2022]

🤙

[@dhanurs8085]

🗿

[@Michaels_worlds]

🗣️🌕

[@breadbars]

☑️

[@kmangan37]

Bro wanted to be gru so badly

[@Pr1smat1x]

lol

[@gaming16721]

@pixie.lunagfxs i'd smash the moon if i could

[@ChefJayOfficial]

@pixie.lunagfxssokka didn’t smash the moon he kissed the moon and he wasn’t making out either

[@LeenAlyafai]

fr 💀

[@morrofv]

@pixie.lunagfxsyou have to rewatch avatar if you think that happens 😂

[@Artwithpurpose]

If those woman were men, they’d get a longer sentence.

[@Hqxppy]

THOSE???

[@kirby4667]

@@Hqxppy yeah those women

[@masaakunokouchi]

​@Hqxppy are you a fool, those is the 3rd person, plural

[@Valeria-mq3qn]

@@masaakunokouchiHoney, there were two women. The other intern who was the getaway driver was a female…..both females got a little slap on the wrist………

[@Valeria-mq3qn]

@@HqxppyThe intern who played the role of getaway driver was also a female…..

[@thelightdarklordd]

THIS IS WHY ALIENS DON'T VISIT US

[@Djbo445]

imagine someone comes to your home and they just start smashing.

[@maxvern]

why

[@casesoutherland4175]

No. Aliens won't visit us because some foul creatures pretending to be humans directed the worst film ever made, "365 Days".

[@niasharp9049]

​@@casesoutherland4175wrong

[@ShortestSchlong]

​@@casesoutherland4175 ahhh romance nothing like kidnapping, sexual assault, and human trafficking

[@plushtronic]

0:47 bud thinks he's gru

[@Parz1val-dz9ly]

Lmao fr

[@Stickman_Editzz]

LMFAO

[@Definitelyachannel]

WE SHALL STEAK ZE MUN 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@astroplushproductions]

FR💀😭🙏

[@jacobyoung2045]

😂😂😂 All he needed are minions.

[@LeonLikesChamoyRB-LX]

Nah people are wild af💀

[@arena2menace]

fr

[@usayts45788]

@@arena2menace (the holy chain must be continued) fr

[@etsunara.]

@@usayts45788fr

[@ThatJellyMan]

@@usayts45788 nah

[@Wind0demon0anime]

Brother you've no idea

[@abhijeetpaul5524]

Manh, Gordon is the least to blame in this situation. Bro wasn't even present in the site, he was just a broker...while those two girls got an extended vacation at home

[@evilsharkey8954]

He’s probably been involved in other shady shenanigans

[@ThatOneGuy-i4s]

Serbian dancing ray william johnson is getting wild with these stories

[@MihajloStankovic-wn7jq]

no No nO NO NOOOOO

[@I_like_BVRDS]

Oh when the saints-

[@vrlimir0902]

Serbian?

[@youssefbeltaief7584]

Go marching iiiiin!​@@I_like_BVRDS

[@sambelow]

​@@I_like_BVRDS go marching iinn-

[@Nisa.nisa3944]

That guy is basically Vector from the minions.

[@Fr1ed_]

from despicable me actually not the minions 🤓

[@Nisa.nisa3944]

@@Fr1ed_ my bad g

[@solanaceous]

Vector is misunderstood, this guy is straight up evil

[@ABreadGusyReborn]

@@Fr1ed_ uhm actually it’s from despicable me 1 not despicable me 🤓👆

[@Perfectly-Sane-Aiden]

Oh yeah!!

[@bearlover4647]

So why are you in jail?
I did it on the moon 🌙

[@ceer6]

with a minor

[@ykrage]

@@ceer6no she isn’t

[@Memeys123]

@@ceer6smartSs

[@Mrykwho55]

@@ceer6 didn't he say Tiffany was "22" 💀💀

[@drewmcdaniel5555]

That’s rough buddy

[@adb_500]

The sentencing is biased

[@Xaiedits]

How

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

@@Xaieditsthe women who were also in on it got a reduced sentence meanwhile the men got the average sentence for such a crime

[@Xaiedits]

@@notproductiveproductions3504 because they had a lesser crime

[@JayKeli41]

@@notproductiveproductions3504the men set it all up the women were only accomplices

[@Tholdred]

​@@XaieditsHow? At least Tiffany should've gotten equally as much time as Thad did 🤷

[@potatoe9453]

0:45 TONIGHT WE STILL THE MOONNNNN

[@Ivyw_q]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[@CertifiedYapaholic]

BUHNANA!

[@mandian3110]

Literally "I will buy you moon" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kreekswig]

This was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@Jayce-man]

If nobody makes a Despicable Me reference, I will

[@johnyoon5974]

MINIONS! (starting the meme)

[@POT-Playz]

@@johnyoon5974TONIGHT WE SHALL

[@ellen-w9d]

TONIGHT!

[@Advanzed_GT]

SMASH ON THE MOON!!

[@Spekelsboy]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@silentvoiceinthedark5665]

When he gets out he will have a job waiting at the British museum for art acquisition

[@Azulakayes]

He will be its director or CEO, whatever they have there. This is the go-getter spirit they love.

[@TheOmegaDragon]

They smash on top of a bunch of moon rocks greatly reducing the value of the rocks.

[@MrCrowley6]

This is exactly what I think a person named Thad would do

[@deannas2778]

I was thinking of Blue mountain State.

[@rexefe559]

Nah, they didn't smash on the moon. They smash on moon rocks, big difference. Love your stories Ray, keep 'em coming.

[@johndonaldson3619]

Nah, they smashed over the moon

[@mhotsavgandotra7321]

Nah, they smashed .... The moon ???

[@mikeenwright2622]

Nothing escapes you, fella. Soooo smart.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PineappIePineapple]

Nah, I smashed the moon

[@Fachezz]

so people saying they smashed the moon does that mean if someone smashes on a bed then they smashed the bed? and not smash on the bed?

[@Zandersoneditz]

HE HAD WHAT ON THE MOON

[@SuperGamingShortsContent]

Fun

[@Lifewkatt]

@@Zandersoneditz totally not oral se-

[@JohnDoe-fm4vo]

A moonshot

[@sarikakumari7638]

Peak enjoyment

[@RandomChannel_710]

The "foine" killed me😂

[@CL0CKW0RKZ-bt4pe]

The “foine” made me go into cardiac arrest

[@awethebird]

I'm addicted to your stories

[@SonneCola]

fr

[@baubaubautina]

I'm addicted to guards

[@Urani_um]

​@@baubaubautina 🍇

[@tomasandersson9957]

Talk about a new way to the saying ”ill give you the moon” 😂❤

[@adaftlad]

I can no longer be the first man to do that on the mood 😢😢😅😅

[@Ceragon42]

Well, neither will all of us cuz we prob aint getting people to do that

[@Lifewkatt]

💔

[@altaccount9226]

​@@Ceragon42yeah 😢

[@destiny6080]

Why you always on the mood?

[@adaftlad]

@@Ceragon42 lol I’m not smart enough to go on the moon

[@Samalopeproductions]

The "unnnnnntil" gets me EVERY SINGLE time😂😂😅

[@FutEdits91]

You know it’s getting serious when you hear “uuuntillll”

[@amaiaswonderfulladventures6982]

🤖🤖

[@xhumefili6192]

🤖

[@ScribbleTLD]

🤖🤖🤖🤖

[@ver_nick]

🤖🤖🤖

[@Jojoduncan26]

Why is everybody putting the robot emoji like I was just gonna say for real

[@CalixTheDog686]

He really thought he was in a National Treasures movie

[@eliteagentorange]

Must’ve been out of this world

[@honaldjason]

Bruh

[@PocketBilliardsKBH]

Lmao I was thinking of saying this

[@DemonDust666-l1q]

I love how he put his character Axle it's not a random person.

[@thatonegirlelaine]

Axle is ✨FOINE✨

[@qDrainn]

Getting freaky on the moon 🧐🌚

[@xhumefili6192]

Rlly *_freaky_*

[@Touchsomegrassbro]

You mean 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚?

[@Edpkidd-e5w]

Nah I’d get freaky on the sun fr

[@ROADBLOCKS103]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 actually​@@Touchsomegrassbro

[@NiceThatsCool]

Bro really had to insert his character in there 💀

[@the.bl4ckou1]

bro is tryna be like gru 💀

[@NUMBA1BOMBYFANNN]

WAS THAT THE GUY FROM "Your favorite martians"??!?!??! GASP?!?!??! 1:14

[@That1pizaboiiscool]

That's because ray William Johnson created your favorite martian

[@NUMBA1BOMBYFANNN]

@@That1pizaboiiscool I'm just shocked because i've never seen the guy in these videos.

[@JoeMiester]

I think they know ​@@That1pizaboiiscool

[@TylerPlaysVr_YT]

Yes

[@TylerPlaysVr_YT]

@@JoeMiesteryes

[@TomFrenk]

The fact that he has the aang shirt, makes this hella funny

[@KC_and_Carl]

Even Neil Armstrong wouldn't think of such an act!

[@thewheeliekid2564]

Bro pulled a gru

[@jas4444o]

When I saw this I was like “INSIDE JOB REFERENCE??!!”

[@Mike-sw4mb]

"My girlfriend turned into the moon"
"That's rough, buddy"

[@MapleLeafy01]

This man took the “Big Bang” To seriously 😭🙏

[@DerpyDani2]

The avatar hoodie is wild

[@deathstalker6094]

He would make his British ancestors proud

[@CuriosityKitty-j5j]

Why? I don't get what you mean 🤔

[@ShreyasSunkad]

@@CuriosityKitty-j5jsame

[@Azulakayes]

Very proud with his thieving ways

[@averageplaystationenjoyer2082]

Bro had a breeding session on the moon💀

[@LeeKim2004]

they both thinks they're "FOINE"

[@a_random_monke]

" I'M PISSING ON THE MOON HOW YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA "

[@emmanuels4698]

Bro wanted to set an unbreakable record

[@veejk-gn4op]

what if someone does it on mars

[@Fkstylez24]

Imagine having $ex on rocks 💀💀

[@jamesvictor6682]

It was Hard-core

[@spooky.vlogz13]

That crazy 😭😭

[@toazethegecko]

Must've been uncomfortable af

[@xehtycs4104]

@@jamesvictor6682 lmao

[@SyzothSXA]

I had it in the Walmart backrooms

[@UrAverageJunkratMain]

bro tried to be henry stickmin so badly 💀

[@NawleyRoblox]

you gotta do what you gotta do but ON THE MOON???😭😭😭😭

[@mdarwich6989]

4:16 Until… always gets me😂

[@diegoruza1938]

🤖

[@IdpostgoodvidsCoville]

Ikr

[@alexandrelucasworld7109]

Bro really took honeymoon on the next level.

[@Dabassetking]

Bro is sokka💀
And with the avatar sweatshirt

[@FlashQuatsch]

Bro wanted to be Vector 🌚

[@Ggttjjkkkjfff]

He had a dream job and wife, that wasn't enough for him.

[@jillsean6153]

He really wants to reach the mile high club

[@Xthebest_YT]

The Avatar hoodie is goated

[@shananigan829]

You're the best Ray! Thank you for all the stories and the animations you create are AMAZING!!

[@SamuelOyaghiri]

Tiffany thinks he's Foine.... Got me😂😂

[@ScribbleTLD]

🤖

[@Mrgravitycoil]

🤖

[@Jumpscarer.]

😂

[@Idyvist]

bro took "fly me to the moon" on another level

[@defcro]

gotta love the avatar hoodie

[@JordanHopkins-m3x]

bro added one of his band members and thought we wouldn't notice

[@Trollathonx]

This got me waiting for a century

[@JuliusTheCaesar]

"There is a thermal alarm"
*Mission: Impossible theme starts playing*

[@Jackmaxplayer]

Despicable Me IRL is getting out of hand

[@Silverthehedghehog]

Me and my FBI Agent watching this with popcorn be Like👁️👄👁️

[@KaiEditzZ1954]

thats a real “honeymoon”

[@DucklanStapleton]

Bro took “I love you to the moon” to another level 💀

[@toast5225]

““I’ve become addicted to ray’s stories” 🤖” 🤖

[@kaiyang-vj4no]

2:14 the FOINE always has me😂

[@Keeper786]

Fr

[@c_sea1n]

🤖

[@IanHigginbotham-o2d]

Bro is just casually out here doing a payday heist

[@charmaine_x]

Different level of "Mile High club" 😭😭

[@TshepoMampane-v2t]

Bro took honey moon to the next level

[@OdinGreif]

Why does this feel like an inside job episode?

[@mrsmith5114]

100% worth. Imagine the street cred and bragging rights :P

[@Fanninai]

I WAS HAVING A NICE CALM DAY UNTIL I SAW THIS

[@yuri42berofficial]

I could hear Ray giggling at the Axel part

[@davidp2888]

The horned helmet got me. lol

[@GabrielSCCPofficial]

Bro took honeymoon too serious 😭🙏

[@audreybsullivan84]

And I can’t have sex on earth 😭 😭 😭

[@junip3805]

When that "until" drops just makes me happy.

[@Sieudak]

1:47 that guy in the background💀

[@randomchadwhosigma]

💀💀

[@whatthepick]

Did Axel get a prize man's got a Bounty Hunter skill

[@SsjKazuya]

Smashing on the moon sounds hilarious 😂

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Equality at its finest. She gets house arrest and he got 8yrs?! Woman sure do have it so much harder huh?

[@quitequiet5281]

Corruption facilitates corruption...
Honesty facilitates Justice...
Patterns are interesting and informative.

[@Tawseef175]

This took ''honeymoon'' to another level!

[@Cityforlife356]

Why does this sound like something ill see on a bing bang theory episode

[@thatguywithoutadoubt]

Katy Perry: s3x on the beach
Thad: s3x on the moon

[@tunaphina]

Practical "I will take you to the moon" 😏

[@ChacePlaysBloxfruits]

“MINIONS, TONIGHT, WE STILL THE MOON ROCKS!

[@EepyTrippin]

1:15 YFM MENTION SPOTTED

[@WackoWack]

I mean, Ray did make YFM, so of course he referenced it

[@derrickthomas4767]

Mans put in a shameless plug, I love it 😂

[@ValuableTactics]

Bro thinks he's in Cyberpunk Edgerunners

[@sled45]

0:58 Gordon Freeman

[@Lenlash-2]

Gordon ramsey

[@TheST2K]

Most men promise to give their woman the moon, he went the extra mile...

[@Octoyoumm43]

Nice hoody! love the avatar detail❤

[@sebigiscool]

Bro took SpaceX to a whole other level