Things I Bought High
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** it's no secret that I love to buy things and that I love to smoke a lil good stuff and I often find myself doing both of these at the same time. I realized it was only a matter of time until I made this video showing yall all the things I bought high
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Have you ever had Merch hats?
Hey Chris! Check out Scentsy and/or wax warmers and melts!!! You WONT regret it, I mean I still buy candles lmfao but I find I buy more wax melts now
It'sssss TAX SEASONNNN! loool if that's the case for this video, Idgaf, you work your way through boo. Get them right offs if you can! But literally, first thought when I saw this video. 😂😝
Chris Klemens wanna make me the winner of the I’ve park jacket lol thanks ❤️
Chris Klemens the things I’d do to this man
the fact that you haven’t made this vid until now is astonishing to me
wanted to make sure I did it right
Chris Klemens you absolutely did. the skims killed me
Honestly
Elders: weed makes young people do dangerous shit
This dude: buys $200 worth of candles
Buys a clone of his dog
With the bank account I have, me spending that much on candles IS dangerous. 😂
Bro he just bought $200 of candles the other day too 😭😭 it was on his story
Chris: *Buys security cameras that don't work and are only effective if people don't know they are fake"
Also Chris: *tells everyone they are fake*
Like why he do that??😂
😂🤣☠
I'm sure he only said that because he isn't going to use them because he said he should have returned them.
@@Amberhx1 exactly 👏
Amberr 💚 maybe he made sure to say that so y’all would think he wouldn’t use the ones that wouldn’t work or i’m just as high as chris
“I was just so high at home goods” Chris is really just living the dream life
That one dislike is someone who wanted to buy a hat
Yes 😂
Top comment 😂
Take notes Chris lmao
*Back when I was like 15 there was this one guy that I went to high school with that always stayed wearing Jordans and other cool Nike shoes, but he always bought a matching pair of the same shoes in the baby sizes and I kid you not, this man would literally walk around wearing one of the baby shoes on a chain around his neck. He matched it to his outfit and the pair of shoes he was wearing every single day and they were always different. Here I am 12 years later and I still think about it. Austin, if one day you happen to see this... I'm still concerned with just how much money you spent buying those expensive ass baby shoes when, to this day, you still do not have a child. But go off sis* ❤️
Where is the ‘day XX of harassing Chris Klemens into doing the Bratz doll challenge’ girl?
Shhhh nooo dont jinx it 😂
I hope she’s okay
I just saw her comment, she's on day 87.😂
hahaha her comment is right above yours!
2 comments down 💀💀
Stranger: awww, so how old is your baby???
Me: 2 months out of the vadge.
i actually bought your birthday drop tee when i was high and i truly think that was my peak
we are one
hi love u
Your likes were just at 420
Jay Tjardez bless ur soul for notifying
kika bless you for hitting your peak and continuing to climb sis wtf 💜💜
“Two months outta tha vag” yaaaaa Chris those are like 2 year old shoes 😂😂
I'm almost certain Chris has never seen a child. Like I could imagine him looking a toddler in the eye and giving them a death glare before purposely looking away.
chris should get a build-a-bear and put it in the yeezy’s
YEASSS
jose dls but go into build a bear on a 1500 mg edible 😂
Jaz Rivas exactly😭
chris: "im not going furniture shopping sober"
me: "an interior design student who goes furniture shopping for fun"
LMAO FROM THE THUMBNAIL I THOUGHT YOU GOT A WHOLE DOG I WAS LIKE WHY DOES HIS DOG LOOK LIKE THAT
Chris turning around in those glasses and saying “it’s true” needs to be a meme
Chris: “In between the nows and thens”
Me: “oh me too”
YES PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES, BUYING THINGS HIGH AND UNBOXING THEM AND WE CAN SEND YOU WEBSITE NAMES AND STUFF, I FOLLOW ANDREA AND SHE DOES THIS AND ITS SO FUNNY OMG
“There was like a air bubble...what is this Jaclyn hill?” 👀
Nicole Crutcher I caught that 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
SHOTS
And I oop
😂😂😂
Chris: *Holding a neon bricked like sweatpants set*
Also Chris: Im surprised my high clothes shopping is not as bad as it could be
Ok but that set was amazing, I'd wear it
Oh my god I’d love to see you shop _online_ high- where the world is at your fingertips and you can’t be stopped.
Not sure if this is genius or just a recepie for disaster.
On wish!!!
I went to the midwest for some years, they didn't have much of an accent but they say hi how are you to anyone and say "ope" when they're sneaking past you, probably to get ranch, they love that shit there
It's more of a "oh" or "oop" but yeah
@@taliascalone yeah it sounds more like a mashup with oh and oop, like about to say oops not really lol
i’m from missouri and the amount of white ppl that worship ranch is scary
I’m from Wisconsin and this is true 🤢
Literally choked on my food when he opened the last candle and said “air bubble what is this jaclyn hill” 😂😂
Lmfao okay but why am I relistening to that “cover” of Beyoncé
I feel like the only difference between high Chris and sober Chris is a credit card bill
"Tell me that doesn't smell like Swiffer Wet Jet." "That's 100% Swiffer Wet Jet."
Chris is like a little kid showing us all the random stuff in their room getting side tracked
I'm 17 I do that
Jp Lang did that to my grandma like last week
“2020 needs to end now” oh you have no idea, Chris of the past...
Chris: "I'm surprised my high clothes shopping isn't as bad as it could be"
Also Chris: *Just showed off a neon track suit in a brick wall pattern*
omg this was genuinely shocking
I feel like maybeeee you shouldn’t tell everyone on the internet that your security cameras are fake? That’s just me doe lol love you Chris
They aren't even up lol
@@minutemaidacid yeah but when he does everyone knows there gana be fake 🤣
@@zolts5300 i think he said he was returning them lol
i was thinking the same bruh haha
I don't think he's going to use them. He said he should've returned them so he knows it was pointless lol
the fact that Chris’s kid would have shoes with HIS name on it. The legend just jumped out.
Chris really has the best “merch” honestly it feels wrong to call it merch because the designs and products are always quality.
it honestly seems more like a clothing line than "youtuber merch"
me watching this in July and resonating so much with "2020 needs to end now"
Chris needs to start a candle review channel.
It’s. Tyler. Here for it
"2020 needs to end now"
You have no idea what's coming for ya, Chris...
chris: *buys security cameras to feel safer*
also chris: *tells the entire internet that it’s fake*
The likes are at 420 and I don’t want to be the asshole that ruins that.
When he said “this isn’t a bit” I felt that because I do skits in person lmao
I can’t remember a single video of Chris which doesn’t involve weed in some type of way... 🤔😂😂
my literal last video where I dye my head???
Chris Klemens you cant tell me weed wasn’t involved in that😂😂
@@chrisklemens liar
It's a brand
I low-key like this format of 'things I bought high' more because the rawness is even funnier hahaha
Chris: *spends 1k on Louis Vuitton branded Tupperware*
Also Chris: aN 80 dOlLaR pIlLoW
You are my favorite person 😂 the candles?? The stuffed dog!! The BABY YEEZYS
things i’ve bought high:
a dinosaur bed set
glow in the dark stars
more weed
the labyrinth on dvd
fake succulents from like dollar general
and uh a 200 dollar painting i really couldn’t afford
brain wrecker “more weed” hahaha
You remind me of the babe!
Raechel Stringer What babe?
The babe with the PoWeR
i’m so confused
“Oh my God its Tiffany”😂😂😂
Me: getting high while watching this
Same!
Ashley Parreira ME TOO
Every time! :D
Me already high
always 🤣❤️
Every time I'm upset or in a bad mood I watch one of your videos. By the end I'm cracking up laughing and forget about my problems for just a minute. You're awesome
“there was like an air bubble..what is this jaclyn cosmetics?” 😂😂
Make a video smelling candles sober then high and describe the scents. I wondered if maybe some scents you like more when you’re high. I’m also high watching and smelling nice scents sounds fantastic right now 🤩
Day 87 of harassing Chris Klemens into doing the Bratz challenge
omfg
the fact that you’re still commenting this is dedication
@@lindsey9094 it's a support system at this point. Literally scroll down just to like her comment
I always search for you so I can like your petition. WE SUPPORT YOUR MOVEMENT BB
Panicked a bit when I couldn’t find you
Idk why but I got SO MUCH serotonin from seeing Chris smell the Storm candle, and confirm that it smells good. I got it for my boyfriend like 2 years ago and it just came back to me. I should get one
You should make a hat that says “no hats rn lol”
2:18 my spiritual ass trying to find signs in everything
my six year old kid has been singing “buy my shirts” repeatedly and I feel like a proud parent.
Shelby Graham mine too! He’s nine, but still. We gotta be doing something right here 😂
No one:
Chris: Spoiler hint!
Chris gets high: Buys Everything
Me gets high: binge watches youtube
Moral of the story: TH-cam helps save money when ur high..... lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’m so stoned and the skims part has me cackling!
i’m from the midwest and instead of moaning we say “ohp”
Caidyn Hutchinson coming from a Wisconsin girl, this comment is GOLD! 🖤
I'm from Minnesota. Do we really have a accent? I cant tell.
"Ope! Just gonna sneak right past ya!"
dva I moved to California from Wisconsin about a year ago and everybody says I don’t have an accent unless I say certain words
"Ooohhh yeaaah! You betcha that's the spot right der!" -my orgasm catchphrase
dgmw i love youtubers that do commentary and stuff but i especially love youtubers that show things theyve done in their personal lives. hella cool to get an insight into the way someone else lives
My high ass thought that was a real dog
Seriously
@@candyasmr8059 yes, seriously. The dog was the main reason i clicked on the video lmao
Same and I’m sober rn
Yess, more sits downs from things you bought high. I literally choked when you started modeling the skims 😂!!
I feel like im being disrespectful watching this sober
“This is the funniest shit I’ve ever done” about the skims and that’s hilarious😂😂🥰 edit: Andrew saying “that is your full ass crack” made me rewind so I could laugh a second time🤣🤣🤣
I’m so glad i’m not the only one that does this
chris is literally one of the only youtubers that can make me actually laugh out loud
when I saw that you bought baby yeezys I completely lost it 😂🤣
You are just the best! I only found your videos a week ago and I can't stop watching you! I AM OBSESSED! No matter what kind of day I'm having you make me LOL literally! Love you!
I can't be the only one who saw the guy from split when Chris was talking to his stuffed dog like that
I need a part 2 thanks 😂❤️
I’m 22 seconds in, and it’s already chaotic.
This was so much better than I could’ve imagined
Chris around ten minutes in: these are the clothes I bought
Me: is that a Takashi Murakami pillow on his couch?!
I can't smoke anymore but I can drink and right now I've been drinking and let me tell you, you and me hanging out when I'm drunk would be Primo even if I was sober would be awesome but itd probably be better if I was drunk because Id have less anxiety LOL
I watched the thumbnail for a second and thought that Chris got a dog
You should totally post the video of you buying and opening things high. Love your content!
this is so chaotic yet so pure but i guess that’s what weed does to you
buying the little shoes just because they're cute is actually me...
Tiny things bring me great joy
Chris: things i bought high
me: so basically everything he owns?
“okay wow love what was in my bowl this morning... of cereal😉’ 🤣😭 i’m also chopped & typed circle instead of cereal at first lmfao. also i love shopping too
"Benny...Benny...Benny" LOL I laughed so hard.
I didn’t think i could love you more, but your high purchases are literally a whole mood 😭❤️
Last time I was this early Chris was still subscribed to TrishyLand
This was hilarious bro if I had the cash I'd buy me some infant yeezys too! they're cute enough to just look at😩
and yes please do that second video idea👀
I bought a pair of shoes from my friend in the park, she walked home with no shoes on. They were 4 sizes too big for me...
That jacket with the suspenders is actually really good idea, if i get to hot and have to take off I can let it hang behind me instead of worrying about it falling off my purse or off my waist.
omg i can't i haven't even finished it cause he just posted it but i'm laughing🤣
Chris this might seem really random/out of the blue but, I found your channel just about a week ago. I've been in a really bad place mentally and physically, I have a genetic disease and chronic health issues that mean I basically don't go out much unless it's necessary or to a doctor's. Anyway, I've been really depressed lately and like you I struggle with severe anxiety (and find great relief from cannabis). I just want you to know that in the last few weeks of me being way more down than usual and spending all day in bed for some physical but mostly mental reasons, watching your videos this past week just cheered me up, more than that really. I laugh frequently (out loud, sometimes so concerning that my boyfriend comes to look at me from another room) through your videos and between getting some humor from a respectable, relatable youtuber and some really great support form my friends and medical team, I've been doing much better. Even went out for my first hike in a couple years today! So, I just wanted to say thank you and while I don't know what your "goal" is so to speak for your channel, I just wanted you to know that sometimes brightening up someone's day can do and mean a whole lot.
Me: i mean seems legit so far
Chris: *HERES MY DOG*
Oh man, I’m laughing like a lunatic at 3 in the morning, 3 weeks into quarantine. Thanks!
I’ve been staring at my screen waiting for this notification while listening to your awesome playlist also can I be on your oh story I’ve been trying for AGES
ummm u are everything?!?!?
Omg you and Andrews content is what I have been binging lately and are kinda my fav TH-camrs, thanks for making me smile ☺️
that awkward moment when Chris says that some white girl in the midwest is nutting 'cause of the candles as I... a black woman in Jamaica is having a candlegasm
I was looking for this comment to make sure I wasn’t the only one 😭 😂
this was the most entertaining vid I've ever watched
i actually always try to buy my dignity when i’m high but it’s too far gone 🥰
kika period
This is a mood !
omg the dog.. I can't. It looks like he had it as a pet forever..it died and then he had it stuffed. This is everything.
“i’m feeling dizzy and not in a Tana Mongeau kinda way”
Chris posing in Skims is absolutely killing me 😂
*pulling hot Cheetos out of IVY PARK* I aspire to be Chris
honestly not sure why but this is my favorite video by Chris now
chris: I’m not going furniture shopping..
me: what?
chris:..sober
me: oh I guess it makes sense
please keep making these in order to appease my conscience about my own high shopping problem
I hope your on season 3 of Reality house! I think you’d make the show
Jaz Mine he said on the Burberry hair video that he probably will be on season 3 ;)