Black Mirror - Spurty McGoo
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- Jerome Flynn (Hector) expertly delivers a hilarious pep talk to Alex Lawther (Kenny) in this tense scene from the Shut Up and Dance episode of Black Mirror.
Directed by James Watkins
Written by William Bridges & Charlie Brooker
I love how he just consistently says one horrible thing after another. Just when you think he's done, he goes "I'd hang myself if that was me"
I know like thats the best part and he's so good at it.
And it kind of builds to a crescendo and then he kind of calms down when he suggests I'd off myself if I were you...
Crack my fuckin' neck at the first opportunity.
It's amazing because the idea of your nudes being posted on the internet makes you have all those thoughts - even though in this day and age, it's really not a big deal.
Kenny's real problem though, now that would be just like the guy described in his diatribe. Like I said, if it was just the jacking off, he's over-selling the severity of the situation, but because Kenny's actual issue is much darker, the dude is bang on.
@jer j Exactly, and the fact that Kenny is so convincing as an innocent 17 year old makes us believe he really would think simply having footage of him jacking off would ruin his life. Which makes the twist all the more shocking because we had been rooting for him this entire time because he seemed so innocent
@@seinfan9Absolutely slays me when he says that. 🤣🤣
Man, Kenny knows that what will happen to him is much worse than that
He is not gonna do well in prison. Especially when hey find out why he's there
@pornowmzika Lighten the sentence maybe? But considering the other stuff he did to try and erase that proof, rob a bank, kill a guy, he's gonna be in there awhile.
@pornowmzika I don't really know how the illegality or sentencing of watching CP is but I'd assume there's punishment there. Even if he gets off on a light sentence for that, his social life is destroyed anyway, no one would want to associate with a kiddie lover.
pornoWmzika he also murdered someone and robbed a bank
pornoWmzika It’s still linked to being a peadophile and looking at child pornography is indeed a crime in the UK.
One absolutely hilarious scene in one of the show's darkest, most depressing episodes.
Thanks to Jerome fookin Flynn
My mum laughed out loud at this scene
Most depressing episode? Thats a pretty tight race there bud
People calling this scene ‘absolutely hilarious’ is absolutely hilarious to me.
@@ExtremeObservationsu blow
Damn, that kid's a really good actor.
He made a bold man cry.
William Fletcher check out end of the f***ing world. He is one of the leading actors of the series.
If you look closely he's actually trying really hard not to laugh.
I think he will win an Oscar one day.
William Fletcher are you really, he was in the imitation game as young Turing.
It’s funny how he says, “I’d hang myself if that were me” in SUCH a casual way REGARDLESS of the situation Kenny’s facing. LOL!
It's because he's trying to convince Kenny that robbing a bank is a better alternative.
Some people can't handle being a celebrity
Welcome to Britain.
@@MoonlitDesperado, “Toss in the cunts at work.” LMAO!
If that guy had only known what Kenny's real crime was...
I love your username and your profile picture.
He probably saw it on the news
he’s probably getting beaten up by him.
Nobody would have even helped him if they knew
He did, it was his crime too.
"Spurty McGoo" ~ Black Mirror 2016
DJ Garlic Bread what's the meaning of this?
Fiamma Kline
Cummies
"Dick burping fucking spunk"
Kevin Griffith, I believe this episode came out in 2017.
if there was ever a british breaking bad, god forbid, then this guy might do well as walt
"Say my name"
"It's Jaime f*cking Lannister"
would Kenny (Alex Lawther) be the British Jesse Pinkman?
@@iNathanLite Jaime fuckin' lannistah*
@@Joe_Parmesan nah jack o connell would be
true, altho he gives me more Mike vibes tbh
once a Bronn..always a Bronn
I kept waiting him to call him Dickon hahaha
Ser Bronn of the fookin Blackwater
Jerome *fookin'* Flynn
@@skillmyster666 give him his castle.
Well pardon the shit out of my goddamn French but I belive the same goes for you Thomas Wayne. Ahem, I mean Comedian.
"making it their desktop wallpaper" absolutely kills me
"Even the pope does that"
Ilustrado, who knows? Maybe.
@@lianasoares8052 Pretty sure he does.
Bernardo Espinoza, why?
@@lianasoares8052 99.9% of the male population do it. Unless they're asexual (Nothing wrong with it by the way).
Bernardo Espinoza, popes, nuns, & priests are supposed to commit themselves to God.
Crazy that this would actually be a best case scenario for Kenny, and a completely unrealistic one at that.
Why unrealistic
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e I don't remember why I put unrealistic?
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e cuz it’s CP. he’d be fuckin lucky if he just got teased.
He’s gonna be put in prison for years, put on a registry and ex-communicated by every person that sees him for the rest of his life
@@Jimbojanbo I can't imagine it would hold up in court though. Footage of him murdering that dude, though, yeah that's not good for him.
@@Jimbojanbo I dont think he’d go to prison for years just for CP unless he had a ton he was buying and selling but we dont know that
How to comfort friends with Jerome Flynn.
Instead of helping them deal with the consequence/s you just pinpoint every detail of what the consequence/s will be :D
Actually he was trying to convince/Force him to rob the bank
Every line in this scene is gold.
LOL I love how Hector keeps telling him what's gonna happen all while Kenny tries not to break down and toss himself out of the car. I dunno, even with the twist ending, you still feel for him here.
+Pauline Eirie Kenny was young, he could have been a paedophile, but also a kid who was curious and made a mistake. It is never truly specified. Also, does watching make him a paedophile, or is that just the people who commit the crimes? It is wrong and sick though. Don't get me wrong.
@@MimMdance Think about the scene at the restaurant where he gives the kid the crayon or whatever, though, the way he acts. I mean, anyone can be sweet to a kid; there's nothing inherently wrong with it and it's encouraged, honestly. When you take into account that Kenny beat it off to underage porn, it casts a long shadow on that one small, seemingly meaningless interaction.
@@MimMdance Even if he was, magically, not considered a pedophile.....he still looked at child porn, which is illegal everywhere. You don't just stumble onto child porn, you have to actively search for it. Regardless, the episode hints he was not only whacking it off to 8 year old girls but went even younger.....
@@MimMdance He was 19. He ain't a curious kid. He's a legal citizen.
@@ThongoBrong "I was selling things on the black market and went shopping around and stumbled onto some illegal stuff"
I feel like his character was written specifically to sound like a contemporary Bronn
heehee germ
He has a completely different accent to Bronn
@@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 it's the energy. Not the accent.
I tell myself Bronn was reincarnated and he knows what's up and just goes through multiple realities telling people like it is.
It is nice to connect both characters isn't. Some kind of heraldic working class thing.
That one dislike is Kenny
Kalligraphii and the other ones are clones of himself.
@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe I don't get it
or just people who find Black Mirror a trashy overrated mess. I think that.
@@kawan3661 pensa errado👌
00:53 I really like how Hector does his worst while not looking at Kenny's face, turns to look at him, and feels bad when he sees the damage (he thinks) he's done.
Sure, he's a shitty person; but very, very few people in real life are comically evil, and it's nice when shows put in the effort to make their characters be human.
I think that’s part of the episode’s critique of vigilante justice. You can make the argument that Kenny is a ticking time bomb in terms of public health but you can slo argue that Hector’s situation should be entirely between him and his wife. Finding out his “sin” and how the group that stole his info is using it to push him into cheap tricks in the name of “justice” is one of the more poignant moments of the series and a point very few of the later episodes ever live up to.
Well, he’s a human. Humans are flawed. He may not be a particularly warm guy and we know he’s not a good husband, but he’s not supposed to be a monster. The irony is that mild mannered Kenny is sicker than him.
The cheating should've just stayed between Hector and his wife. What he did was wrong, but he didn't deserve all the BS from the hackers
@@JuanGomez-bs6ueThey could have just exposed him without all the bullshit with robbing the bank.
@@jloo6822He was still a good father, though.
This scene was a crucial part in selling the surprise later on, it got to a point where I started to question if it really was that big a deal for kenny if a vid of it got out until Hector reaffirmed how bad it’d be for him
Jerome Flynn is a priceless treasure never to be forgotten.
He channeled Bronn , I could picture him giving this speech to Tyrion
‘I’d hang myself if that was me.. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity’ 😂😂😂😂😂 every time
One of the greatest scenes in history hands down
It's but not THAT good.
Yeast Nigga alex is THAT good
@@paolaa3702 why would you say that slur!!! racist
Bronn, next time, just go to King's Landing.
I LOVE THIS
Jerome Flynn's way of speaking in this episode has always reminded me of Tim Roth's character from Pulp Fiction. He also makes the same reference to bank tellers being told to hand over the money without a fight
Lmao I love how at first he tries to downplay what Kenny did but as soon as they have to work together to rob the bank, he says this 😂
When he opened the hotel door and I saw that it was Bronn, I cheered.
"Dick burping fucking spunk"
Holy shit I nearly fucking died watching this scene...
If there was a UK version of Breaking bad these two would do amazing as Walter and Jesse
😆😆😆😆 Well said - the idea is brilliant - the Brits version of Breaking Bad
This guy is a legend at insults
Jerome Flynn had so many good lines and his delivery came off tragic and at the same time hilarious
This had to be one of the funniest moments, if not, THE funniest moment in all five seasons of Black Mirror.
FACTS🤣😂😂🤣
"...a gypsy fuckin curse ...a fucking STAIN on you!"
One of my fav. characters ever written. 😂👍👋
#instafuckinwhatever
#breadknife #thraot
Always Bronn now and forever 😊 21st century Bronn.
"Your mum's gonna love that yea? On Facebook Twitter Insta fucking whatever." Lmaoooo bro held nothing back.
Anyone else die of laughter
*raises hand*
I die every time 😂
Burping spunk everywhere I'm gonna use that
burping fucking spunk is possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard
That's definitely one way to describe ejaculation 😂
Its insane rewatching the episode knowing what kenny did, you actually know how kenny feels about what will happen once it gets leaked. Easily my favourite black mirror episode
Christ I’d love to see the outtakes to this.
Fun fact! I accidentally selected the wrong episode when i started to watch this show, so this was my introduction to the series.
This was my first episode as well. If I saw the first episode of season 1 first, I might have not watched the show again, it was terrible.
Check out the white bear ep
@@llarmstrong783 yeah i watched the whole series...that episode man...urk
Meu primeiro foi " play test " acho que esse é o nome
I like how he doesn’t stop, every time he takes a breath he says the next worst thing.
It's been over a day now of replaying this and I am still laughing
Real reason Kenny breaks down saying he looked at pictures but we all know what he was looking why he was in such a panic
I laughed so hard at this scene; dude was just roasting Kenny.
Kenny's like "man that wouldn't actually be so bad if that was the case..."
Whoever wrote the script for this episode deserves a medal 😂
Most funniest scene I've seen in a while in a sitcom or TV show. And he's actually telling the truth.
Yeah sadly
My dude Kenny over here going through hell with this man calling spurty McGoo! MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD🤣🤣🤣🤣
why's kenny your dude
Everyone got that one chap that has to remind you of your horrible situation and even give you the consequences of them. lmao
Its the way he said "your mums gonna love that on facebook", and Kenny knows the real extent of what he did.
Lmao this is the only part in the show where I busted out laughing. “Your cum face all over their desktop wallpaper” 😂 lmao
LOL Love the title. I found my new gamertag
Spurty Mcgoo! 😂
Old school black mirror
"Blurred fist" first time I heard this it brought the house down
What a fucking monologue!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This episode was devastating.
"Toss in the cunts at work." LMAO! Was he referring to the 2 cooks that mocked Kenny when he said bye to his boss?
Yeah 🤣
@@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563, LOL! Well, no...because he doesn’t know anything about Kenny or who he works with. Still funny how he automatically assumed.
the contrast of kennys face, raw with fear and exhaustion, while jerome flynn goes on a hilarious monologue saying "spurty mcgoo" will always be funny
My favourite episode of black mirror, terrifying but this scene is so funny the way he describes what’s gonna happen
I just watched 5 black mirror episodes and this is the best
One of the greatest, most inspirational, motivational speeches I've ever heard.
"Dick burping"
God, when I first heard that I was howling
Insta-fucking-whatever
If he knew what Kenny's real crime was, he'd kill him on the spot.
Hector makes a very good friend.
Spurty Mcgoo😂😂😂😂
Side note from the whole dark reality of the situation; that would make the best gamertag.
💩💩
Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity 😂
Insta fuckin whatever lol
Funniest scene in the entire show. Hands down to Jerome Flynn, what an actor!
I think the best episodes of this show are the ones that don’t involve any science fiction.
Or just a bit, hated in the nation was great.
I love this scene so much
What is the opposite of a motivational talk?
Jesus Christ this episode was gold
this bit deserves to be a grindcore audio sample.
“crack my fucking neck in the first opportunity OOOORRGGHHHHHHH DUDNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDUNDUNDUNDUNDU” then thats the song over
0:33
And thats a best case scenario, with what Kenny actually did
Jerome Flynn literally playing modern Bronn
“Giving that” 0:30 I fuckin always die
James Watkins directed this episode, he also made Eden Lake
"A fucking stain on you" - pun intended
The young bloke absolutely killed this episode
Now I call my friend Spurty McGoo all the time she still hasn't figured out why. Can't wait until she watches this episode and realises 😂😂
has she realised yet
@@paprikamannen not as far as I know, dont think she finished the series and I haven't called her it in ages. Maybe I should just show her the episode 😂
why. did something leak 💀👀
watching this episode a second time after you KNOW what he was looking at YIKES
sucha good episode
"blurred fist" LMFAO
Insta-fuckin-whateva.
This scene KILLS me every time lmaoooo
Just Bronn being Bronn.
Best episode. Couldn't beleive that ending
This isn't just one of the funniest scenes in any Black Mirror episode Its one of the funniest scenes ever recorded in the history of humanity. "Your hot little face. Blurred fist" 🤣
He sounds like my former boss whenever I tried to refuse working overtime.
There is no cure for the internet.
This scene is a god damn masterpiece, when I first saw this scene I laughed until tears were streaming down my face. Greatest scene in black mirror maybe even in cinema history
Poor Hector, he's the only one that I feel didn't really deserve all of that bs from the hackers.
Cheating is wrong, I know, but he's a good person that did bad shit.
He's a normal person.
this honestly never made sense to me. if all they took was a webcam video no one would be able to see what was on his screen... so how did everyone instantly know what he was looking it? even if it screen captured at the same time that would be pretty easy to manipulate and it wouldn't exactly be convincing.
Did anyone notice that the moment Hector began talking about his kids Kenny began tearing up
Exactly. I think he knew if Hector knew what Kenny Rea was he would have probably kicked him out of the car.
“I’d hang myself if that was me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was my first episode and hit me like a ton. This show isn’t for the weak
The father was asking for it. If you love someone you don't get bored.
No Stop yeah I'm sure you know a lot about it, what with your years of wisdom
@@andromedaiscoming185 well he is right though. You can try to spice things up instead of going to hotels fucking 20 year olds.
Lina Smith that's a false equivalence, people cheat because they enjoy it, they want to have their cake and eat it too. They can genuinely feel love for their spouse or gf/bf they just like having flings. I don't know every person in the world, I've just been around nothing has ever been what it seems
@@andromedaiscoming185 if you love someone, you try to talk to them, you try to find solutions. I mean, if his kids are so damn important, why risk loosing them?
Lina Smith that's the ideal solution, some people work it out but cheaters are cheaters with divorce being at 50% it just is what it is.
Hector was funny in this!😆😆😆
Brah this shit had me dien laffin 😂
hector thinks robbing a place is better than cheating truth coming out
This bloke is probably the guy with the least worst crime. Well, causing terrible emotional distress on your entire family is pretty bad but it's thousand times better than cp
It ain't even a crime I don't know why the hackers targeted him. They do not know his social life. His wife might be abusing him but the hackers wouldn't know
@@DirtyGeorge true yeah they could be in an open relationship 🤷♀️