Ep 211 - The WORST Insult You've Ever Received! | SHXTSNGIGS PODCAST
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ค. 2024
- This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00 Intro
08:11, Fuhad Rants About Man United
39:20, What Men Take From Women
42:49, Ekin Su Is Signing DEALS!!
52:26, Trash News
1:05:23, The WORST Insult You've Ever Received!
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Me, a broke South African uni student listening to James and Fuhad insult me for not signing up to their Patreon: 👁👄👁
hahaha and we not going anywhere
We definitely need to go find Serial Ramapoese's dollars under his couch
Awe finally seeing South African in the comments
Mabru, people in the UK and USA just sign up for shit it's bonkers
Hello my fellow South Africans 😂😂
An older South African man seductively whispered "just my size" as I walked by. For years I struggled with body image issues but when I tell you I have been smiling ever since 😂Fat or thin my soulmate is out there.
It always be the older men🤣😭
so this my size thing is all across....am kenyan and the guys say it here too
@@Wemaa.s.s wapi uko? Labda Eastleigh
It happens everywhere...ata cbd
Older south African men say WHATEVER
Me as a Jamaican listening to James and fuhad talk about our dance names 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
Man
Same
FR though 😂
My feathers were ruffled cause uhm stanky leg exists. I love those songs they were catchy,they were fun and literally part of my childhood. Anyways it was lighthearted so mi go kmt n enjoy the rest of the video.
For someone that doesn’t keep up with football like that, James is a real one for listening, ad-libbing and letting the rant run. Real G 👌🏾💯
you guys are the only reason why Mondays don't completly suck
Made in chelsea is also on
Jumpers Jump is pretty good
@@danielblanco6691 fair
Facts on facts 🤣
this fuhad rant is going down in the shxtsngigs hall of fame I have never laughed so much in my life
As a Jamaican, I'm very proud of this intro 🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Very 🎉😂
3 key points from todays episode: both of them wearing shorts 🙌🏾💯😍, Fuhad's rant 😂🤣, and them breaking out in song at the very beginning 🙌🏾💯
Same creps
The way I smiled so hard when Fuhad said “love love love” and James whispered “gang gang gang” in the beginning was so cute!!! They switched roles❤️
Anyone else loving the "Fight Talk" with James and "Football Talk" with fuhad... Its too awesome😅🔥🙌🏽
I beg James talks about UFC 278, that KO was insane!
I know! It's always like Fuhad starts and James says, "I have no clue what's goin on." and vice versa😅
Madee.want to watch soccer frfr.
Nope but thanks to James’ hard work on those chapters… onto the next 😄
We need these as a built in segment in the show
Last comment of the episode BUT James’ “where’s the moneeeeyy” had me in bits 🤣🤣😂
My fav part of the podcast. Had me cryin’! 😂
Alright, seen these dudes on TikTok a bunch of times and thought I'd check out an actual episode. 3min in, I have absolutely no idea what is happening but they're having a great time and so am I. Solid show lol
Being Jamaican and hearing you guys make references to the cultures makes me so happy.
I instantly smiled so wide lol
Isn’t James half Jamaican!
Fuhad in the end you wanted to say audacity/ audacious kids.
“Where is the money!”
The quote of the year😂!
Watching from Zambia
Thought i was the only one on here ✌👯
Zambian community growing...same here
Imwe!
I'm Zambian, grew up in London.
James patreon speech was giving pure Ricky Gervais, i'm dead 😂😂😂
The way I died when Fuhad said not a Fat Joe ting but a regular Joe ting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved that rant so much. Got me fired up and angry and I don't even care for soccer. But the best part was how Fuhad was talking "we and I" like he's part of the team, one of the players or coaches. Love it
The AITA: she needs to create boundaries .I think the guys miss where she said they never getting married. The best advice I would give to not let him in the house. 1- she can move to a new place and not let him know where she live. Whenever he say he want to see his kids, she meet up in a park etc or carry them to his place. 2- change all the locks. N carry the children to his place or have someone there as what the guys said. But she can’t keep him away from his kids.
omg I thought I was the only one that noticed this. They kept saying how they're "married so he/she cant leave the other legally". I had to rewind to the beginning of AITA to make sure I heard right. If she really wants, she could get a restraining order?
That’s exactly what I was thinking
But he does fuck all with the kids. Doesn’t go out with them anyway so he doesn’t care bout them. Just using them as an excuse to get back in
If he is toxic it could get very dangerous very fast if she tries to leave and take the kids with her. The kids will feel the atmosphere in the family. So I do not know how they do feel about him. But I do not know how it is in UK with mediation between the two sides. But I think she should not be alone talking to him about leaving. If he is the type of guy that wants her and the kids not to be with anybody it could likely be he will try to kill her and the kids.
Totally agree! They both need their separate spaces and only deal with the kids together in neutral territory.
Oh my gosh! As a Jamaican, I can't help but smile at the first few minutes of this video. 😄
James is such a good listener.... his body language 10/10
James, I appreciate and acknowledge your efforts in chapters. I really fucking appreciate it 😂 seriously!
“WIBBLE WOBBLE” literally had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
I’m an American that couldn’t care any less about soccer but hearing fuhad talk about teams and players that I know nothing about was pretty entertaining. And hearing him go over the 4 goals gave me the same energy as Dave Chappelle going over the times he met OJ Simpson.
Fuhad's rant giving me a new lease on life as a United fan 🔥😂 I feel your frustration, that was perfectly put 👏🏾😤
22:46 I was WAITING for that backtrack 😂😂😂😂 #NotOnAMonday
43:32 Fuhads laugh is so pretty 😍, literally musical 🎼
48:18 guys, it's not that the Black/mixed guys are not trying to get these deals, its that they're not being *given* it. EkinSu is being thrown this stuff, so was Molly.... handed to them on a plate because these brands know what faces they want representing them.
Let's not paint them as not bothering, they're being held back
I've listened to that intro so many times. James and Fuhad singing together sounded soooo good ❤️
James being patronising was so funny too "patreon, know how to spell it? Probably not" 😂
How loud I laughed when Fuhad started ranting 😂😂😂😂 MC BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hi Simone
Also enjoying this rant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
James. I appreciate the chapters. They help out a lot. I use them almost every episode or when I rewatch old episodes
The way Fuhad talks about football gets me excited and I’m not even into it like that 😂
the way Fuhad screams “FAM” i lost it 😂😂😂😂
“Kindly piss off” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 James went OFF today
Nahhhh James’ Love island rant had me creasing up in the office!! 😂😂😂😂😂
42:50 LUV THIS FROM JAMES🤣😂🤧
"I would need to punch a stranger" that line had me 😂😂
James going off today!!! My man made me feel stupid and I'm already on the patron. Like damn what more can I do
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Be on the show on the 29th and take your mates obviously 😂
@@miriam2837 I would if I could definitely
Me 👁👄👁 an American listening and knowing nothing about this football rant but admiring the passion lol
When Fuhad talks football, I understand he’s speaking English, but other than that, I don’t understand anything 😂
Fuhad knows ball man.... James is that friend we all need in our lives. 💯
The “baby plz” always sends me 🤣🤣🤣
On the AITA you boys got all mixed up as f*ck. 😅😅
I had to go back to hear James say that the woman said they were together for 9 years and my man stated clearly that they will never get married! 🙂
She's still sounds like suffered from some sort of blindness to stay in a relationship for so long, even with children. People have to understand that kids are not handcuffs 🤷🏽♀️
But kids aren’t a just one persons either taking in the middle of the night is wild
OMG every time James said they're married I keep screaming THEY'RE NOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!
In the most respectful way, as someone who has dealt with feelings of suicide before, I have never once ever thought about wanting to take somebody else's life along with mine, so whatever she was going through was deeper than suicide
I was eating McDonalds ice cream in a park with my co-worker during lunch. A homeless black guy was asking around for a light. I knew he would get to us eventually but here is the thing and this will play into the insult my co-worker is white and I am black I grew up with the saying "only speak when spoken to" i guess she did not so i was going to wait until after he asked also i am always on guard with homeless because some may be off meds. He comes up to us and before he says anything my co-worker tells him we don't smoke. He was insta-mad he yelled "Did I fucking ask you anything?!" Then he looks at me and says loudly to me " Baby girl stop eating that shit or I will become fat like her" and just walked off. Her face was so red, we silently went back to the office and to this day never spoke about it. I also never had another ice cream from McDonalds.
Homeless people give the hottest burns. Swear
😂😂😂😂
I’m dead 😵 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro the chapters are appreciated😂😂
"Do you know what I mean?" "Yeahyeah" "But do you "ACTUALLY* know what I mean?" Fuhad isn't playing 😂
24:50 This Aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂
Currently binging & I don’t know the first thing about Football but I could listen to Fuhad talk about football all day - the passion 😂
this into is everything 😂😂😂 the way i was laughing should be a crime
"Wibble wobble and walked off... "😂🤣🤣🤣
James’ comment on Ronaldo giving up on Man U going to “Abu Dhabi” is mad it’s kinda came true now with Saudi Arabia 😂😂
Appreciate the chapters bro very much needed👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Decided I was sick today. Currently watching this episode and eating double coated malteasers. W.
W
Double coated Maltesers? What is this for Magic. I only know the regulars one
Decided did you....? Get well soon.😉
@@dominicaannerd2114 LOOK FOR THE PURPLE AND RED PACKET. They are godly.
@@Q................ Cheers 😎😂
My sister showed me you guys and now I’m hooked. Gals getting matching tees for Christmas!
Really hoped i could escape Man United with todays podcast but here i am crying in the corner 😭😭😭
100% always recommend you guys to anyone who likes pod casts, tiktok, IG :) Have us cracking up 24/7. Keep up the great content , joke, burns, IATA, love it all :)
Already know this ep bout to be flames and laughs just from intro and comments honestly best pod around
The intro took me out🤣🤣🤣 & I was here for it all.. the dancehall💃🏽💃🏽
James I appreciate you for putting the chapters 😭❤️
"Frowns and Red, James" I know there's mail strikes but I've been SENT ahahahha
I can listen Fuhad talking about football all day!🔥
I think the word you were looking for was "brazen!" 🤣🤣
"Let them into their homes like vampires "😂
My little boy once jiggled my belly and said "mummy whys your belly so jiggly.. jiggle jiggle" so i said "because of you!" I wanted to cry🤣Kids are ruthless.. Savage.. they have no fucks to give when it comes to the things they say 🤣
My second kid (6) after I gave birth to my third one said , mommy , so when are you NOT gna be fat anymore 😢😂😂😂
@@sarraboomgaard4566sorry but I hollered😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your child is savage man...
Wagwan from Canada! 🇨🇦
Been binging your guys episodes for the past couple weeks while stuck working 12 hour shifts, and you guys the reason I can make it through it without wanting to shoot someone!! Big ups!! Looking forward to continuing listening!!
the way these guys danced in unison to 'i am blessed' 😂😂😊😊😊😊 loved it
Fuhad had me creasing at that rant 😂😂 arms flailing
I'm not a football person but the way I stayed throughout Fuhad's rant. I would watch football if you did the breakdown
Theeee waaaaaaaaaay y’all attacked us none Patreon people has me hollaringggg y’all make me laugh way to hard 😭🤣🤣
Best intro ever guys 😂😂 even the digression into basement (love when you guys break off into song) !!
“I’d need to punch a stranger” 😂😂😂
I've never tolerated a man talking about football....today is a first 😂
My finger was hovering over off button I fast forwarded 3times...😜got through it...
I appreciate the chapters!
Fantastic episode forrrrrr sureee. Im always waiting for mondays just because of you guys
I just spent an hour looking for this episode because the intro is my number 1 source of happiness
I always appreciate the chapters! 🙌🏾
The whole being extra in the beginning, to get us to sign up is hilarious! 😂
A hug for Fu. A hug for James. A group hug for all, and I promise as soon as I pay off a few VERY IMPORTANT items I'll add my 3€ to your Patreon. Send my love to you both, and hope to take to lunch soon in London on somewhere in England.
I use the chapters alot. thanks James!
LOL as a Jamaican "Willey bounce" is the name of a bounce created by a local dancer called "Willey" , it was is signature move
The only mistake I made was listening to this on the tube. “Where is the money!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying!!! I am blessed! STRAIGHT!
The insults segment 🤣😂🤣😂
Brah I appreciate the chapters!🔥
The way you guys were so in sinkk when singing blessed 👏🏽
Fuhad’s rant is the longest section of this episode 😂😂😂
Yoo, love watching y’all from the Atl everyday. My favorite podcast, keep the great work running and running
When they started saying the Jamaican songs name I was laughing so hard. Pon di river. Pon the bank 🤣
50:40 it's so refreshing to hear you guys speak well of a dark skinned Black girl for once 🥰
DragonballZ and the #thighgang 😎
Very common it’s black women’s behavior that turns most black men off
Do they usually rag on them ?
They do not rag on 'em
The chapters are quite helpful.
Thank you for the chapters James 😂!
The Dancehall praise break at the start 😂😂😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
I love you guys. I can’t stop smiling whenever y’all come on.😊😊😊. Immediate mood shifter.
Best intro…to date. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I could listen to these rants all day!
I’ve never related so hard to a rant in my life. It’s been a rough time to be a ManU fan.
I should have saved watching this episode until after the game, im going to need something to cheer me up!
These 2 always got me in stitches 💀😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuhad's, rant is me finished fof the week 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello Man Crush Monday😍😍. The shorts are back🔥, love the intro😂😂😂.Fuhad is every United fan right now😭, how sweet of James to listen. Won Europa finale with José.
I’m so late…like tell me why I didn’t know they had a TH-cam channel. I’ve been like going to their TikTok page everyday waiting for new content when this WHOOOOLE time I could have been living my best life!
Just started watching you guys this year and love the hilarious content!
Tell me why I was scrolling through and decided to do a tb of a vid i missed i knewwww i loved yall for a reason and this is it 🇯🇲❤
I’m finally caught up! Now to go join the cult to get these even episodes 🥴
You definitely should! I love it there lol
Thank you for the chapters 😂😂