thank you for posting kris, i was thrown head first off my horse yesterday and ended up with a sprained ankle, bruised leg, and a concussion. so this is going to be my happiness until i can get back on.
Oh damn!!! Hope you feel better soon!! You're lucky you didn't break anything. I fell off my horse trying to learn to ride bare back, and broke 6 vertebrae and have had 8 spine surgeries. Had a severe concussion with a huge knot about my left ear. I will never be able to ride again, not sure I would if I could. Scared even tho it was my own fault.
0:50 to answer your question, It only happens in low light conditions, when their pupils are open wide to let in as much light as possible to see. When the headlights catch them, it's suddenly too much light, which dazzles and confuses them, they for a moment at least, don't really know where anything is, and they freeze up
Yeah I live in an area where you always see deers and it’s very very common for a deers to stop in the middle of the road. Well one time it stopped while my friend was driving and they swerved but still hit on of its legs 🥲 I genuinely felt like a murder. It stumbled off, barely even able to walk and fell in the grass beside the road making noise. I felt like we were guilty and it was a hit and run. Ended up calling police to let them know and they were like “are they on the road” and when I said no they just said “okay… what are you needing then” 😭😭 and then just said my friend may need to file a claims with her insurance but if the car can drive and the deers not on the road dead or alive to not bother calling them. I mean I guess it was dumb to call police but my friends car got messed up because she hit the deer and then kind of hit a tree and I was panicked. I still think about that deer every time I see one. I guess they didn’t care because atm we were having overpopulation issues with deers and they were wanting ppl to hunt them.
'Can you take me higher... to a place where blind men see' ...literally the only lines of the song i remember, found it funny you both mumbled it at same time.😂
Kris- there are no words that can fathom how much you have influenced me in such a positive way. I have been watching you since I was ten years old, and as I grew older, 1 started to realize that mental health was a real deal. When I was thirteen, I went to long term residential, and I stayed away from home for 13 months. Coming back from treatment and seeing that you are doing so well helps me pull myself together. I will always appreciate you and what you do, and how you continue to influence all sorts of people. So thank you for all that you do and keep it up! (I honestly thought that you might be able to more likely see this on this channel rather than the other original kmk channel. Thank you, again!)
I’m so happy I fond this. My brother is in the hospital and we don’t know if he’s gonna survive and this made me laugh for the first time since he was taken. Thank you Kris you make so many people happy including me. Thank you really.
@@sumynona.01 well yeah, but deer in particular are highly prone to freezing. Their hide is made to blend in with the forest, and even as babies they learn to stand stock still to survive potential threats.
"I'm moving so slowly that my movement has become imperceptible for the human eye" *Couple in their car waiting for the deer to move away from them* Man: *honks horn* Deer: *runs away* Woman: John!! Man: What else did you want me to do Susan?! It was just standing there! Woman: there's other ways, that's all I'm saying... Man: Other wa- what would you do? Get out of the car and push him out of the road? *I hope you know how stupid you sound right now*
They're the best duo out there. Also kris, I've been watching your videos from the very beginning. Honestly, you've helped me a lot through my hard days. Could you please make more reaction videos and more Amazon hauls and 5 min crafts and Kris' kitchen. I love your cooking vids. Love love 💕 Also, Caleb and you are like soulmates 🤞
I love the way they bounce off each other, my mom is in the hospital right now, and i really needed this distraction. June 2024 has not been kind lol and i get so happy when i wake up in the morning to new content from KmK or oompaville
Don't get too excited to get old. Being old happens happens way too fast. Enjoy every moment of everyday, as those moments will be in the past as you move forward in your journey. Just be.
I love kris and Caleb so much! They are so genuine. They don’t fake their stuff and they are definitely not a couple wink wink 😉. Thank you so much to the both of you for all of your hard work and amazing content. I am so glad I found you guys. You really saved me. Ive only been following Caleb for a few months now, but I’ve been watching and following Kris for about three years I think. Thank you so much for everything. Keep up the amazing work ❤
2:44 studies have shown that there is a higher comorbidity rate between Autism and hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome obviously not trying to diagnose anything or whatever, I just immediately noticed, because I'm also autistic and am looking into getting checked for hEDS, so it's on my mind and Caleb's description sounded very familiar it's not a well known (genetic) disease, so I figured I'd at least mention this, maybe it helps someone
Fun fact, the reason deer hold still whenever that happens is bc they hold still in the woods to blend in and they think the cars cannot see them but they just end up getting hit
Loaf your videos kris, your a amazing cc! And i would.probly.never have found your channel if you were not in the crestant hotel with sam & colby! I've been watching you ever since then!
6:30 probably had colder water in the bottle initially, and as it warmed up it started to offgas or produce water vapor that caused a slight expansion/ increase of pressure of the inside of the bottle. I assume. I don't know for sure or if I described it accurately.
Oh Caleb… It’s “I see skies of blue and clouds of white, The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, And I think to myself, What a wonderful world”. Can you sing it again? You did a pretty good impression 😊
In places where it's super dry and no rain for long periods of time it doesn't wash the oil and engine grime and crap off the road so when it does get any type of moisture it's like super duper slick and dangerous. Kinda like what it feels like if you get your hands wet after you just put on lotion
Not trying to sound creepy lol but I’m just really grateful for both of you. I’m having a really really hard time right now and struggling bad with my ED and depression and I have binged every single one of your videos the past three weeks to kind of help me from doing some thing I’ll regret, also my two year old son adores you and he loves Riley. Thank you for what you do. You’re such a beautiful couple.
I thought Caleb wasn’t going to be on this channel? Maybe I am mistaken/overly wishful that after his ruining ghost hunting with Celina that there would be at least one area Kris keeps for herself. Is he going to be the “Oliver Factor” or Scrappy-Doo of KallmeKris??
Our deer here in astoria oregon are so smart they use our city's crosswalks and cross at intersection its really cool how they have adapted to being city deer.
kallmeKris and oompaville are my two collective brain cells. Also, thank you for all videos, i’ve been watching you for a while now, your videos make me happy and I enjoyed them very much.
what caleb is trying to say at 10:00 is that after its been 100 degrees for a month, with no cooldown, and then it rains, the roads get a layer of oil on the top, so that the rain and the oil make the road like 3x more slippery than just normal rain. I lived in jersey and Philly, and they get it a little, but Texas gets it way worse. I drive up a small asphalt ramp to get on the main road, and most of the time you can stop on the upslope and watch to make your turn, but after tons of heat for a month and a cold rain, you literally can't stop on the road where you stopped every day for the last month. Its not a big hill either, but you have to drive differently the first day it rains after a month of good heat.
I’m so glad that you guys have started more channels!❤ Btw, that’s how I always eat my wings. I don’t like getting anything oily or sticky on my fingers.
The reason why deers stand still when caught I headlights is because they operate at night and eyes are adapted for sucn, most predators that hunt at night hunt by movement. When struck by a headlight they re effectly blind. So instead of running into a predator they freeze until their eyes can adjust to see if there are any predators around.
0:42 it’s a sensory thing for me, but I don’t necessarily choose messy food bc I don’t like getting my fingers/hands dirty 😅 along the same line, I don’t like food being in my teeth till I’m done eating so I use a lot of toothpicks sometimes 😂😂
5:46 I love when Oompy and Kris get suddenly possessed by Jim Carrey
Read this at 5:45 funnily enough
😂😂😂
thank you for posting kris, i was thrown head first off my horse yesterday and ended up with a sprained ankle, bruised leg, and a concussion. so this is going to be my happiness until i can get back on.
are you alright?
GET BETTER SOON!!!!
@@ThatOneK9 no they died
Get well soon!
Oh damn!!! Hope you feel better soon!! You're lucky you didn't break anything. I fell off my horse trying to learn to ride bare back, and broke 6 vertebrae and have had 8 spine surgeries. Had a severe concussion with a huge knot about my left ear. I will never be able to ride again, not sure I would if I could. Scared even tho it was my own fault.
THE WAY CALEB CLAPS HIS HANDS..🤣🤣🤣🤣
First reaction was I bet he claps Kris like that, mmhm.
@@MrStrangers666bro wtf
@@MrStrangers666nahhhh that’s wild
Bro nawwwwww thats crazy never again 💀💀
Arms
0:50 to answer your question,
It only happens in low light conditions, when their pupils are open wide to let in as much light as possible to see. When the headlights catch them, it's suddenly too much light, which dazzles and confuses them, they for a moment at least, don't really know where anything is, and they freeze up
❤❤❤😂❤❤❤❤
Yeah I live in an area where you always see deers and it’s very very common for a deers to stop in the middle of the road. Well one time it stopped while my friend was driving and they swerved but still hit on of its legs 🥲 I genuinely felt like a murder. It stumbled off, barely even able to walk and fell in the grass beside the road making noise. I felt like we were guilty and it was a hit and run. Ended up calling police to let them know and they were like “are they on the road” and when I said no they just said “okay… what are you needing then” 😭😭 and then just said my friend may need to file a claims with her insurance but if the car can drive and the deers not on the road dead or alive to not bother calling them. I mean I guess it was dumb to call police but my friends car got messed up because she hit the deer and then kind of hit a tree and I was panicked. I still think about that deer every time I see one. I guess they didn’t care because atm we were having overpopulation issues with deers and they were wanting ppl to hunt them.
'Can you take me higher... to a place where blind men see' ...literally the only lines of the song i remember, found it funny you both mumbled it at same time.😂
get up, I don’t care if its 2AM. THE QUEEN HAS POSTED 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Actually it’s 8
(Satire)
@@Thejuicemerchantim saying just because of the title, no need to be dumb.
Its 10AM (Pennsylvania)
@@CIARPLY no, i was joking thats why i put "satire" at the bottom
caleb instantly starts stimming upon introduction of the video lmao
Jay adding the cracking sound when Caleb tried to put his leg behind his head 😂
Caleb was being so goofy and I love it!❤😂
Does anyone else feel like Kris and jay should have a channel together they would be hilarious
youtube.com/@nonstoppsyop?si=XB1OWYEMh_OXQNbG
(Their joint channel)
Thats oompa and kris joint channel not jay and chris@TommyCashLover420
@@ambersather7460....how do you manage to spell kris's name the correct way AND incorrect way in the same comment?
Oomoas name is Caleb
Kris saying “your just built different I guess…” was absolutely hilarious!😂❤
you're* (I'm sorry)
@@veronajean3417necessary
Bees communicate by dancing, so does Kris and Caleb
Loving the more relaxed feel on this channel 😊 Also Kris & Caleb are fricking adorable and I hope they have a long & happy life together ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖
Kris- there are no words that can fathom how much you have influenced me in such a positive way. I have been watching you since I was ten years old, and as I grew older, 1 started to realize that mental health was a real deal. When I was thirteen, I went to long term residential, and I stayed away from home for 13 months. Coming back from treatment and seeing that you are doing so well helps me pull myself together. I will always appreciate you and what you do, and how you continue to influence all sorts of people. So thank you for all that you do and keep it up! (I honestly thought that you might be able to more likely see this on this channel rather than the other original kmk channel. Thank you, again!)
I’m so happy I fond this. My brother is in the hospital and we don’t know if he’s gonna survive and this made me laugh for the first time since he was taken. Thank you Kris you make so many people happy including me. Thank you really.
Deer self-defense mechanisms have them stay still, utilizing their camouflage.
Yeah, I think it's called the fight, flight or fright response now
@@sumynona.01 well yeah, but deer in particular are highly prone to freezing. Their hide is made to blend in with the forest, and even as babies they learn to stand stock still to survive potential threats.
@@artistdudebro oooh that's interesting
"I'm moving so slowly that my movement has become imperceptible for the human eye"
*Couple in their car waiting for the deer to move away from them*
Man: *honks horn*
Deer: *runs away*
Woman: John!!
Man: What else did you want me to do Susan?! It was just standing there!
Woman: there's other ways, that's all I'm saying...
Man: Other wa- what would you do? Get out of the car and push him out of the road? *I hope you know how stupid you sound right now*
0:13 My mom thought I was listening to one of THOSE audios..💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
They're the best duo out there.
Also kris, I've been watching your videos from the very beginning. Honestly, you've helped me a lot through my hard days. Could you please make more reaction videos and more Amazon hauls and 5 min crafts and Kris' kitchen. I love your cooking vids.
Love love 💕
Also, Caleb and you are like soulmates 🤞
I love the way they bounce off each other, my mom is in the hospital right now, and i really needed this distraction. June 2024 has not been kind lol and i get so happy when i wake up in the morning to new content from KmK or oompaville
1:54 Beautiful singing lmao slaying on god
yes slayyyyyy
I want a relationship like Kris and Caleb, being weird together with no judgement whatsoever
You posted this at 6:40 AM for me
I still haven't gone to sleep yet...
if the queen was there, she would tell u to sleep my dude
That is so real bc sometimes you just can't go to bed the vids are too good
Don't get too excited to get old. Being old happens happens way too fast. Enjoy every moment of everyday, as those moments will be in the past as you move forward in your journey. Just be.
13:07 the face at the end had my crying 😂 went from riding in a sidecar to the blair witch project real quick.
I'm literally so obsessed with this relationship, and Kris looks FABULOUS todayyyy!! :)))
1:59 the singing ✨perfection✨
4:05 BRO WHY DOES CALEB SOUND LIKE A DYING HYENA THATS SO FUNNY I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR BAHHAHAH LOVE YOU KRIS!❤
I love kris and Caleb so much! They are so genuine. They don’t fake their stuff and they are definitely not a couple wink wink 😉. Thank you so much to the both of you for all of your hard work and amazing content. I am so glad I found you guys. You really saved me. Ive only been following Caleb for a few months now, but I’ve been watching and following Kris for about three years I think. Thank you so much for everything. Keep up the amazing work ❤
Definition of relationship Goals
4:41 Kris: ITS SO LITTLE🤣
5:46 I'm sobbing- 😭😭😭😭 this is so funny and wholesome-
I really can't wait until somebody throws that into an "out of context" clip video
episode 3 yeah!...woah...exciting...amazing...crazy😂
The Creed thing cracked me up. It was a thing I used to do with a friend of mine when we worked together.
He’s so acoustic it’s adorable in a way. lmao-
2:44 studies have shown that there is a higher comorbidity rate between Autism and hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
obviously not trying to diagnose anything or whatever, I just immediately noticed, because I'm also autistic and am looking into getting checked for hEDS, so it's on my mind and Caleb's description sounded very familiar
it's not a well known (genetic) disease, so I figured I'd at least mention this, maybe it helps someone
Fun fact, the reason deer hold still whenever that happens is bc they hold still in the woods to blend in and they think the cars cannot see them but they just end up getting hit
I am so happy to be part of another Kris channel and to see more videos because I could literally watch it forever ❤🫶
5:55 kris: that's how we communicate!
Me : makes sense to me
9:20 as someone who lives in rural Texas I can confirm this happens all the time but on horses
Loaf your videos kris, your a amazing cc! And i would.probly.never have found your channel if you were not in the crestant hotel with sam & colby! I've been watching you ever since then!
Kris’s “no, I excited” about getting old made me giggle
6:30 probably had colder water in the bottle initially, and as it warmed up it started to offgas or produce water vapor that caused a slight expansion/ increase of pressure of the inside of the bottle. I assume. I don't know for sure or if I described it accurately.
Its 11:40 pm, and i'm ment to be a sleep but i dont care cause anti & uncle oppakris posted!
ok srsly, can we get more movie reviews by you two? haha... that apes review was *mint*
Oh Caleb… It’s “I see skies of blue and clouds of white, The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, And I think to myself, What a wonderful world”. Can you sing it again? You did a pretty good impression 😊
Heyyy Kris!!!!!! This new channel is going to the exciting!!! Just finished watching the previous two videos and you posted❤
I have never seen two people more obviously meant to be together than these two...
It’s not exciting to get old. Everything, I mean everything, hurts.
You’re excited to get old…..until you’re old 😂😂😂
In places where it's super dry and no rain for long periods of time it doesn't wash the oil and engine grime and crap off the road so when it does get any type of moisture it's like super duper slick and dangerous. Kinda like what it feels like if you get your hands wet after you just put on lotion
Not trying to sound creepy lol but I’m just really grateful for both of you. I’m having a really really hard time right now and struggling bad with my ED and depression and I have binged every single one of your videos the past three weeks to kind of help me from doing some thing I’ll regret, also my two year old son adores you and he loves Riley. Thank you for what you do. You’re such a beautiful couple.
2:35 the weirdest part is that it doesn't hurt, its just tight. 🤨
Hey guys this video is awesome i love ur joined channels love y'all bye
Caleb's hands looked like they were animated when he was clapping for a bit 😂😂😂
*Oompa having a seizure whilst Kris is getting possessed*
Kris: That's how we communicate
10:36 Caleb sounded like Duke Ellington from big 10mouth when he did the deep voice lmao 😂
It always makes the day better when Kris posts a video.
Caleb's legs when I first saw them made me think of stuff AI makes, I know this wasn't AI but man I get Kris's reaction saying they look fake
These Videos honestly make my day better! 💜
2:21 hey I can do that too maybe a little bit more I think my leg is broken
5:52 this is the content im here for
2:28 I also raised up my foot and I realized Kris and I have the same socks on 😭
ALERT ALERT THE BEAUTIES HAVE POSTEDDDD
Hey!! I JUST subbed…❤ love you Kris! thanks for all the hard work!
5:50 IM LITERALLY DYINGG
13:18 “ mkay keys…wallet…cheese” waits a few seconds…dies of laughter lol that got be dying too
I thought Caleb wasn’t going to be on this channel? Maybe I am mistaken/overly wishful that after his ruining ghost hunting with Celina that there would be at least one area Kris keeps for herself.
Is he going to be the “Oliver Factor” or Scrappy-Doo of KallmeKris??
Was hoping the same thing :')
Our deer here in astoria oregon are so smart they use our city's crosswalks and cross at intersection its really cool how they have adapted to being city deer.
Im glad Im part of this channel when it only had 20k subs and get to watch this blossom into something major. Thank Auntie Kris and Uncle Oompa.
Love watching together and individually but there’s an extra special spark of energy in the together videos ❤
I love Kris and Caleb as a couple their humor together is just hilarious 🤣
i love seeing you two interact it's so funny and chaotic 😭
When you guys posted saying you’d have more new channels you made my week!❤ Thanks for being awesome🫶
kallmeKris and oompaville are my two collective brain cells.
Also, thank you for all videos, i’ve been watching you for a while now, your videos make me happy and I enjoyed them very much.
The sunburn is even worse when it doesn't turn into tan and you just go back to pasty white 😢
I love that Caleb is still Caleb no matter what
does anyone else feel like kris and caleb couldn’t be more perfect for each other?! like their brains function on the same frequency i swear 😂💕
Love your content so much ❤
YESSS WE ARE BEING SPOILED WITH ALL THIS CONTENT
I love ur vids btw u guys slayy
after the begining I sat through the entire video trying to get my legg over my head
what caleb is trying to say at 10:00 is that after its been 100 degrees for a month, with no cooldown, and then it rains, the roads get a layer of oil on the top, so that the rain and the oil make the road like 3x more slippery than just normal rain. I lived in jersey and Philly, and they get it a little, but Texas gets it way worse. I drive up a small asphalt ramp to get on the main road, and most of the time you can stop on the upslope and watch to make your turn, but after tons of heat for a month and a cold rain, you literally can't stop on the road where you stopped every day for the last month. Its not a big hill either, but you have to drive differently the first day it rains after a month of good heat.
I love you i hope you guys have a good relationship 💓 im soo happy for you guys
Thanks
I’m so glad that you guys have started more channels!❤
Btw, that’s how I always eat my wings. I don’t like getting anything oily or sticky on my fingers.
5:50 WHAT ON EARTH 😂😂you both are so chaotic I love you LOL
The headlights of a car paralyzes the deer temporarily. Thats y, haha 😂
Oompaville is a lesbian. Welcome to the team ❤🎉
Stop creed is such an underrated band and I love that you guys listen to music that’s so unique and underrated
Caleb doing that bit about how he has to explain whatever he's watching reminds me exactly of Ace Ventura 😂
Good stuff! Love seeing you both have fun together watching rando vids. Stay safe with the storms 🌩🌩
Y'all are just wild and I'm here for it
Watching this on my tv while i make baja blast ice cream.
11:18, I got a sunburn yesterday and my wedding is tomorrow 😅
The reason why deers stand still when caught I headlights is because they operate at night and eyes are adapted for sucn, most predators that hunt at night hunt by movement. When struck by a headlight they re effectly blind. So instead of running into a predator they freeze until their eyes can adjust to see if there are any predators around.
i legit love both of yall so much and yall make my day at least 3 times a day i have both of yalls channels on REPEAT all day :')
0:42 it’s a sensory thing for me, but I don’t necessarily choose messy food bc I don’t like getting my fingers/hands dirty 😅 along the same line, I don’t like food being in my teeth till I’m done eating so I use a lot of toothpicks sometimes 😂😂
Omg the plastic bottles at night are the worst!😅
THE MAJESTIES HAVE BLESSED US WITH ENJOYMENT! WE HAVE BEEN FED🎉🎉
Caleb, congrats on being pregnant!! You’re going to be a great mother and Pete is going to be a great father 💕💕
It's 02:19 am and here i'm watching this video while WORKING !! thank you Kris
I love knowing that my husband and I aren't the only people who randomly belt out Creed at each other 😂
Haha I love how everyone gets to watch your channel grow again