I slowly got out of my quantum bed, sliding my feet into my quantum slippers. I squinted over at my quantum clock and realised I had slept in, my quantum implant hadn't woke me up at the pre-set time. I raced down stairs and quickly shovelled down a bowl organic quantum cornflakes. I quickly grabbed my quantum briefcase and my quantum flux capacitor so I could go back in time and erase the word "quantum" from the English language. That way IA generated stories, like this one won't be able to use the "quantum" ever again.
Im so sick of all of these similar stories ending in humanity sharing its technology ! Can we get one thats believable! We dont even share technology amongst each other!
You and I both know that humanity shares squat. unless it is to their benefit. Every Empire from Rome through to the British Empire fell to the nations that they shared their technology with. The USA will be on that illustrious list soon.
Along with the new word "quantum," AI learnt a new rule: stick the word "quantum" in front of every noun. And that there folks is the literary worlds version quantum entanglement.
A plot detail that is so often missing, is that victory should not be the first result, but rather the culmination of confrontations. Something should be learned and something should change, to make a good story
I've got a name for these stories...Gonna call them Shampoo stories...ya know...apply shampoo, rinse, repeat...repeat...repeat. When ya see Shampoo in the comment, just skip it! Don't waste your time.
it's always a woman captain. it's always an asian name. that name is almost always 'chen'. there's always a gomez, or a garcia, or a rodriguez right there with her. aliens always lose because diversity is our strength and we're just so smart and our resilience is matched only by our resolve. it's all just so tiresome. why are these stories always the same?
@@youaregodspursuit-47 I like stories, and I like sci-fi, but there has to be some sort of outside influence at work here, whether subtle or overt. They all just C&P this stuff from reddit (or similar) into a text-to-speech thingy. It's also possible it's gpt's handiwork, I guess, or some combination of both. Assuming you also like sci-fi stories (since you're here and all), and now that you've been clued in, start paying attention. It's always Captain/Admiral/Ambassador/President Chen. As often as not, it seems, it's Sarah Chen. Listen to two or three and you're going to hear it at least once. Guaranteed.
There must be a law in the future that requires half the girls to be named Sarah Chen and the second most popular surname is Rodriguez. How are these AI (Artificial Idiots) trained?
The last thing you would want to do is announce what kind of technology youre using etc. Seems like a better play would have been to just ace the 3 dreadnoughts without saying a word. If can create a screen around your own ships, you can project one around enemy ships. They would just appear to have vanished without a trace. Why risk underestimating them or tipping your hand?
Is every mikitary cimnander on Earth in the Chen family? Oh abd btw, Orion is pronounced 'Or-eye-on, not the same way one says 'Oreo'. Once again, the lazy, untrained use of AI spoiled the story before it had barely got going.
Cliche Bingo Card 10 x Turns purple or pulses with colors bristling with weapons x Chen Rodrigues John/James Stone Ray/Rey(alien) x Zixatoll/Vexatol we don't like bullies don't mess with kids We befriend the thing/being no one likes/fears x ship(s) is dark/absorbs/bends light The represented human has super powers(by even our standards) We're a death world x We beat up the super empire We're the ancient civilization x Humanity have higher tech than aliens expected x We're primitive We're war like We're scary predators Humans are super nonchalant lol we're so random/crazy x Humanity reshapes the galaxy Galactic Council hates humanity x Quantum this quantum that x casually breaks physics ship maneuvers that seem impossible Impossible! acrid smell 300 species
Booooring. Repetetive. Not so much within the text itself (this time) but overall. Feels like the umpteenth iteration of the same story. With the traditional bad subtitles and bad robo reader. And since I just happened to be at "that ends today" I think it's time to end this. Maybe check in again in half a year or so, generators might have something new and better to offer. But right now there is no Y in HFY.
I slowly got out of my quantum bed, sliding my feet into my quantum slippers. I squinted over at my quantum clock and realised I had slept in, my quantum implant hadn't woke me up at the pre-set time. I raced down stairs and quickly shovelled down a bowl organic quantum cornflakes. I quickly grabbed my quantum briefcase and my quantum flux capacitor so I could go back in time and erase the word "quantum" from the English language. That way IA generated stories, like this one won't be able to use the "quantum" ever again.
@@robertcarroll5036 Could you maybe replace "quantum" with "wampum"? I think that would be hilarious.
Yes, I agree the word Quantum was overused quite a bit in this story.
I think my ears have dissolved into quantum improbabilities.
Maybe you could slip Cadet Chen the wrong questions on her officers & command exams in Quantum Academy while you're back there?
Quantum is just the way to say "Magic" without making this fantay... but I coud go for some "Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Quantum Berries!"
Im so sick of all of these similar stories ending in humanity sharing its technology ! Can we get one thats believable! We dont even share technology amongst each other!
We share herpes.
@@mark98115
That sounds more likely.
Sharing sexually transmitted diseases, we humans are known to hump anything that is slower than us.
Sry, i only have himpees.
@@mark98115 But would we share quantum herpes?
You and I both know that humanity shares squat. unless it is to their benefit.
Every Empire from Rome through to the British Empire fell to the nations that they shared their technology with. The USA will be on that illustrious list soon.
Chen I missed you but I understand it busy work saving galaxy all the time 😊
We brought the entire galaxy to it's knees with our scary stories and CGI FX.
@AnonEmos-z8i I saw your comment, only now. But I was thinking te same thing, yesterday.
It's so nice that humans barely have to do anything but show up and be awesome.
Quantum is a very popular word in sci-fi. It is science speak for MAGIC.
The AI learned a new word - quantum 😂. Let’s see how many times we can possibly insert it in this story 🤣
Along with the new word "quantum," AI learnt a new rule: stick the word "quantum" in front of every noun. And that there folks is the literary worlds version quantum entanglement.
Every time they say "Quantum" take a drink. See if you can make it to the end.
@ No way! My newly arrived 18 year old Laphroiag whisky is far to expensive 😉
@@williamkowalchik572I’m drinking soda water. I fully expect to pebbledash the bathroom before breakfast tomorrow!
Also “mandibles”, “carapace”, “thorax”… etc…
Here comes Chen Chen again and again 🙄
And again.
She gets about
Sarah Chen was here. She is a clone one of hundreds.
Rodrigues gets around a lot, too, although of inconsistent sexuality.
She gets beheaded in another story.
A plot detail that is so often missing, is that victory should not be the first result, but rather the culmination of confrontations. Something should be learned and something should change, to make a good story
Wonder if they use quantum toilets….
Nope, they are so advanced that they no longer use that orifice for its original biological function.
I wonder if they do quantum farts 😂
Does quantum entanglement mean that a turd flushed in a quantum toilet instantly appear in a quantum sewer across the universe?
Great little story. Well done 👍
Vexthor has returned! He probably missed Chen.
I get it's AI generated pish but why can't it match the spoken words with the text?
Why is Sara Chen ALWAYs in these? She is EVERYWHERE
ALIENs look out
So Many Universes
So Many Dimensions
Probably a way of making it known which author it is
We also had Commander David Chen.
Heh, Chen again. Girl gets around.
And Commander David Chen.
Man, I wish I could thur space.
I've got a name for these stories...Gonna call them Shampoo stories...ya know...apply shampoo, rinse, repeat...repeat...repeat. When ya see Shampoo in the comment, just skip it! Don't waste your time.
These AI writing programs are really stuck on the names Chen and Rodriguez aren't they.
where's my chen chen chen? she's everywhere.
Every time they said quantum I took a shot. Passed out by the 10min mark.
Love stories where the ending results in better, not greed, not gain of power, not control. Wishful thinking right?
Does anyone edit the AI-speak? I couldn't listen to it all.
So is this the new norm, they plug 10 or fifteen parameters into an AI generator and get 10 similar stories?
Looks that way. I found, enjoyed & got sick of this genre in less than a week. Good job AI. 🤷🏻♂️
I'm not sure a sci-fi story can be made without a Sara chin.
Or a Patel of some variety or another.
Or Rodriguez
it's always a woman captain. it's always an asian name. that name is almost always 'chen'. there's always a gomez, or a garcia, or a rodriguez right there with her. aliens always lose because diversity is our strength and we're just so smart and our resilience is matched only by our resolve.
it's all just so tiresome. why are these stories always the same?
Because the (((usual suspects))) have deemed so
Yep, who wants to be saved by "Bill Wilson?"
@@youaregodspursuit-47 I like stories, and I like sci-fi, but there has to be some sort of outside influence at work here, whether subtle or overt. They all just C&P this stuff from reddit (or similar) into a text-to-speech thingy. It's also possible it's gpt's handiwork, I guess, or some combination of both.
Assuming you also like sci-fi stories (since you're here and all), and now that you've been clued in, start paying attention. It's always Captain/Admiral/Ambassador/President Chen. As often as not, it seems, it's Sarah Chen.
Listen to two or three and you're going to hear it at least once. Guaranteed.
I will subscribe when I see admiral Cletus Overalls. Save the galaxy with a banjo!
I'll sub if admiralcaptaincommander Chen states explicitly "Taiwan is an independent nation."
There must be a law in the future that requires half the girls to be named Sarah Chen and the second most popular surname is Rodriguez. How are these AI (Artificial Idiots) trained?
DEI way...
I wonder if they do quantum farts. Now that could be a good weapon. I would gladly donate. 😂😂
Girl power!!! Guess this guy hasn't figured out DEI is dead.
0:17 Ory-un Arm, LoL Only 17 seconds before the AI Narrator fuked up.
Why explaining what kind of technology human have to an enemy
The last thing you would want to do is announce what kind of technology youre using etc. Seems like a better play would have been to just ace the 3 dreadnoughts without saying a word. If can create a screen around your own ships, you can project one around enemy ships. They would just appear to have vanished without a trace. Why risk underestimating them or tipping your hand?
Of all the possible character names available, why use the same names repeatedly?
The algorythm used click bait. Obviosly, it worked since we all listened to the story and the (human) author got paid by TH-cam.
Why are the earth ships always considered potentially slaves. How about a meeting where earth is superior.
hard to be the underdog in that case
How did your quantum dump go
Nothing like an AI sack of crud for a lackluster story!
Sara again, evv. She suffer flom Split personality. She is so Many Quantum split places 😮
HULLS, NOT HOLES. FFS !!!!
I'm sure this isn't based on Babylon 5, no, not at all....
Is every mikitary cimnander on Earth in the Chen family? Oh abd btw, Orion is pronounced 'Or-eye-on, not the same way one says 'Oreo'. Once again, the lazy, untrained use of AI spoiled the story before it had barely got going.
Easier to listen at 1.25x speed.
The captions and pronunciation are awful
Guess you have to be a Chen or Rodrigues to be in the future in Space in a Leadership role. DEI at it finest lmfao.
I stopped 22 seconds in when the AI mispronounced 'Orion'. Please just fid a real Human who can read and speak clearly!
*dreadnaughts
This is what happens when mankind quits reproducing, the only two families left are either the Chen's or the Rodriguez's.
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Sarah needs a vacation
𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓲 𝓲 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮
Cliche Bingo Card 10
x Turns purple or pulses with colors
bristling with weapons
x Chen
Rodrigues
John/James
Stone
Ray/Rey(alien)
x Zixatoll/Vexatol
we don't like bullies
don't mess with kids
We befriend the thing/being no one likes/fears
x ship(s) is dark/absorbs/bends light
The represented human has super powers(by even our standards)
We're a death world
x We beat up the super empire
We're the ancient civilization
x Humanity have higher tech than aliens expected
x We're primitive
We're war like
We're scary predators
Humans are super nonchalant
lol we're so random/crazy
x Humanity reshapes the galaxy
Galactic Council hates humanity
x Quantum this quantum that
x casually breaks physics
ship maneuvers that seem impossible
Impossible!
acrid smell
300 species
as soon as you said chen i'm clicking off the damn channel
dude, too much quantum, too little creativity... and i'm not even half way through...
Ugh, I'm all quantumed out. Stupid AI crap.
Booooring. Repetetive. Not so much within the text itself (this time) but overall. Feels like the umpteenth iteration of the same story. With the traditional bad subtitles and bad robo reader.
And since I just happened to be at "that ends today" I think it's time to end this. Maybe check in again in half a year or so, generators might have something new and better to offer. But right now there is no Y in HFY.
Meh. Predictable and the AI voice is annoying as usual. PASS
I don't know what the AI feels when it si asked to create these extremely stupid stories...
Crystal this, crystal that, what bullshit, everything is crystal bullshit, what about a bit of imagination for a change.
The ship is a piece of crap, like automotive prototype from the 30's. Disappointed
Weak
this sucks