DONALD, JUDGE WILL FINE YOU - A Parody | John Emory & Don Caron
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2024
- A Parody of Brandy (You're a Fine Girl). Lyrics by John Emory; Performance and Video Production by Don Caron.
"His lawyers say: Donald, judge will fine you
If you don’t keep your mouth shut
If you plan to say something nasty, better not"
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS
by John Emory
There's a courtroom most defendants fear
And it tries dozens of crimes a year
Lonely lawyers, make it oh so clear
They’d rather not be there
There’s a man, who grew up in this town
likes to tear everybody down
They say Donald, you are such a clown
But that just suits him fine
His lawyers say: Donald,
Judge will fine you
If you don’t keep your mouth shut
If you plan to say something nasty, better not
Donald, wears a tie so long
He looks like he just tied it wrong
And he thinks about all the pretty girls
That he knew sexually
His fixer came on a cloudy day,
bringing hush money from New Jersey
He made it clear they could never say
What Don had done with them
His lawyers say: Donald,
Judge will fine you
If you don’t keep your mouth shut
If you plan to say something nasty, better not
Yeah, Donald used to fall asleep
as the jurors told their stories
You could see his eyes closed now and then
He seemed to have no worries
But he has never told the truth,
he’s one dishonest man
Which Donald’s base just cannot understand
Late night, sulking in Trump Tower
Donald fumes and frets past the midnight hour
And dreams of retribution power
But still he hears them say
He hears them say, "Donald,
judge will fine you
If you don’t keep your mouth shut
If you plan to say something nasty, better not"
Donald, judge will fine you
In criminal contempt
But perhaps, that is precisely your intent
ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SONG
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" is a 1972 song by American pop rock band Looking Glass from their debut album, Looking Glass. It was written by Looking Glass lead guitarist and co-vocalist Elliot Lurie.
The single reached No. 1 on both the Billboard Hot 100 and Cash Box Top 100 charts, remaining in the top position for one week. It reached No. 2 on the former chart for four weeks, behind Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again (Naturally)", before reaching No. 1, only to be dethroned by "Alone Again (Naturally)" the week after. Billboard ranked it as the No. 12 song for 1972.
The lyrics tell of Brandy, a barmaid in a busy seaport harbor town which serves "a hundred ships a day." Though lonely sailors flirt with her, she pines for one who has long since left her because he claimed his life, his love, and his lady, was “the sea.”
The urban myth that Brandy was based on Mary Ellis (1750-1828), a spinster in New Brunswick, New Jersey, has been refuted by Lurie himself.
Lurie was thrilled with the deeper meaning given to the song when its lyrics were used as a metaphor by a father explaining his life's choices to his son in the film Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, which came out in 2017.
In February 1972, Robert Mandel was the Epic Records Promotion Manager in Washington, D.C. He received a test pressing of an album by Looking Glass, then a new group. He took the test pressing around to every radio station in the Washington/Baltimore region. At the time, WPGC AM/FM was one of the leading Top 40 stations in the country and was the number one radio station in DC. Harv Moore was the Program Director. He put the song into a one-hour rotation for two days and as Moore related at the time, "the switchboard lit up like a Christmas tree." He said that he had never received a response like that on a record in his 15 years in radio.
Based on the airplay at WPGC and all the other Top 40 stations that followed, Epic rush-released the single of "Brandy". Based on requests alone, two weeks later, when the single finally hit the stores, "Brandy" was the number one record in DC without a single copy yet sold. Other stations around the country started playing it, and it ended up being a number one million seller. A year later when Moore celebrated his 10th Anniversary at WPGC, Looking Glass returned the favor and played at the bash the station held in his honor.
Upon the release of the single, Record World called it "a tuneful, soulful effort deserving of heavy action." - ตลก
"Brandy" was on the charts at the time Watergate happened in 1972. Fitting that you used that song to poke fun at this generation's Watergate.
Synchronicity
Trump makes Watergate look like a picnic.
@@nbenefiel True.
The Repubs told Nixon he was on his own. Tricky Dicky did the right thing by resigning (in all likelihood only after being guaranteed a pardon from Ford). He was misguided and sneaky but he was not the grifter, conman, & criminal that NPD Trump is.
Good catch!
As long as Twitler keeps behaving like the northbound end of a southbound horse, you will _never_ run out of material! Two days, two parodies-this week is starting out on a _beautiful_ note, and I THANK you for it!
Twitter, currently known a X! is how i like to think of the platform.
I'm really enjoying your clever and amusing content. Thank you
Great parody of one of my all-time favorite songs. Thanks Don! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Great Job setting this to "Brandy". Thank you1
Another right on great song !!
Great job guys!!! The one thing Donald will never do is shut up!!!
I love the song and the lyrics.
another wonderful from me. how you manage these well done and amusing songs will remain a mystery to me
Excellent video...😘💋chef's kiss.
So beautiful! Another Winner, Parody Project!
Bravo !
I thought I knew Brandy. Apparently. Not. You showed me. Thanks and L'Chaim boys.
Bravo 🎼
Excellent!
Brilliant!!
Omg, THIS! Yr best eVER! Great old song. Brandy had nothin on Don-allll.
OMG! Brilliantly done, gentlemen! 🎶 My favorite line is when the song says the man Brandi loves was an honest man. Trump is dishonest for sure & all his misguided cult.😅 Thanks for sharing!
Awesome job!!
Another winner, well done. The fines will never stop him. To jail or not to jail, that is the question. If they could fine him 1 percent of his net worth, that might get his attention. They should never put specific dollar amounts in laws. They become obsolete. That $1000 limit was probably written a long, long time ago.
Long long time ago, I can still remember when $1,000 was a lot. Then this ass clown came around the town and started putting people down with all his stupid names etc
Another masterpiece! I don't think there's anything you can't cover.
Fantastic 👍🏻💙💙💙
The syncing with the video is particularly fantastic in this one. Well done to whoever did it, that must have been really fiddly! Great new lyrics too!
Great job as always. Love it. 💙💙💙💙
I won't think of 'Brandy" in the same way. The parody and the original are awesome.
You’re keeping everybody spoiled ❤
A good one for a good laugh 👍👍🏽👌🏽✌🏼
LOL! The Red Hot Chili Peppers also covered 'Brandy'.
GENIUS
Thank you for another hit! ❤
This is the best live recording I have ever watched. The song "Brandy" was one of my love songs that I would play on Thursday, as my favorite day of the week. The choreography and the playing time of this song were on time. I could not ask for anything else but more to hear this song.💙
Well. Weird I n can't remember it! I like more prog, prog rock. Steppewolf, Floyd. King Crimson. This treatment here, tho: perfect, kind and truthful
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Thank you for typing to me.
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Watch "Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2" again, and it should ring a bell.
Another great one!!💙💙💙💙
Every one just keeps getting better than the last ❤
1:10 A tie so long / he tied it wrong😆
Best line! 👔
Excellent as always
ARE you KIDDING ME!!!❤❤❤❤❤
BEST SONG EVER V E R !🎉🎉🎉
Excellent job guys! 💙
I saw the title, and I thought it was going to be based on "Someday Love Will Find You." Now I find myself thinking of fake lyrics to go with that!
Make it so !
Here you stand, / wond'ring what Judge Merchan will do to you.
Sleepless now, / The nap you took is all through for you.
The judge woke you u-u-p / just in time
To hear him ru-u-le / on your latest whine. // It wasn't fine!
Today, the judge will fine you, // And then he'll remind you // That if one more time you
Defame in all your vicious ways
His clerk or a witness, // Deny a juror's fitness, // He's gonna knock you witless.
You'll be jailed for oh so many days!
Troubled times / you brought the nation that we love, love, love.
The Constitution / wasn't what you ever thought of, of, of
When the voters said-d-d that / you had to go,
Or when your hush mo-o-ney decided what / we could know. // We've said no!
If you would take that answer, // We might have dropped the matter. //You just keep getting badder. // That's what brought us to today.
Let's hope he didn't bluff you. // We all / have had enough. You // Have done more than enough, to
Send you on your separate way.
Loved Brandy and love this Thank You
Thank you for the smile. 💙
Soft slumber, wide dreams….and please, ❤❤❤❤❤leave conspiracy theories out.
Thanks for your music.
Brilliant
Hopefully, the judge will lock him up. Great tunes!
Bless you heart. Awesome.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
This parody of yours is excellent! And that song tune ("Brandy") you appropriated
is a perfect match! Keep up the good music!!
Great song guys👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
From "Judge will fine you" I thought it might be a parody of "Changes" by David Bowie ("Time may change me...")...
According to Ego, the original song is the best song ever written. And I might venture that this is the best parody ever written. Or it certainly could be in the running for such an honor. Nicely done, Don. Made me smile for a while!
OK, Don which one is you back in the day?? 😉 Keep it up, dude and company!!!
How did you do that? It was brilliant.
Loved it... The only thing I can think he may be attempting ... is he knows he cant take it with him when he goes .. So hes making sure no one else can claim it either .... I doubt thats it but nothing else makes sence.... Why continueally poke the bear.... Sooner or later that bear is going to eviserate him.
I think it's that thing he's got where he is incapable of acquiescing to anyone for anything. He's got to be calling the shots at all times.
Thanks for another awesome song 😂
Perfect parody.
❤❤❤ this!!!
Thanks!
You bet!
Here's a song that fits
DIRTY WORK by Steely Dan
U could have hours of fun with that
APRIL WINE
Lady Run.. Lady Hide
(Maga's) I'm on Fire for you.
MICHEL PAGLIARO-
The Hell That I've got
SWEET (Most of their hits like,)
Ballroom Blitz
Little Willy
TROOPER
Raise a Little Hell
Straight up gold…telling it just like it is. We will soon see what the judge decides to do…right now, trying not to make him a martyr to his base means there are no actual moves to make. Big double standard seems to be winning.🖤🇨🇦
Oh boy, does it ever!
There is a good parody from a couple of months ago that maybe you haven't seen, "Nothing's Gonna Stop US Now(Genocide Remix)". It can be found on the channel of Katie Halper.
The judge will fine you and that's all he'll ever do. He does and have the chestnuts to jail you
😂😂
This took some doing, Brandy isn't an easy song for matching words.
Have a great week ahead everyone. 🙏🏽. Praying Sleepy D goes away SOON.
This is great!! It sounds so much like the original recording. Are you the backup singers also?
haha, yes, out of necessity.
@@ParodyProject You are one extremely talented person, and apparently quite a hard worker.
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what would parodists do without the gop?
🎉
The judge is a total jerk.
Is that Robert Reich (at 2:00)?
Love the song Brandy, you guys did this parody verry well.
F**ck Trump.❤❤😊
Thank you, another great parody. When you're a spoiled brat like trump there is no way he will ever shut his mouth. Keep them coming, you made my day.
Wish they would shut him up! Thanks for your excellent work!
He is like all the politicians. A mouth piece and a crook.
🤡👹💯👎
"Evil always collapses under the weight of its own stupidity". Bye bye tRump".
But never soon enough.
Blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Good song, but "Jurors told their stories"? (1m 50). "Witness told the story"?
During pre-trial, the potential jurors, in the presence of Trump, described how they viewed him. It was a difficult day for him.
Thank you for the explanation. All power to your project.@@ParodyProject
I have an updated version of the lyrics that addresses this.
@@johnemory5504 :-) Best wishes for the success. Also "Jurors heard the stories.." came to mind. "testimonies" would have preferred but so many syllables.
A teacher by profession, I once wrote a parody song, but about the environment.
I tried to contact via Parody Project website, but CAPTCHA seemed blank, could not fill in
Another Trump mockery.
OMG this, one of my Favorites Songs 🎵 Ever! Great Parody to this Brandy 🎶🎵🎶Music. 👏🏼This was totally Awesome. Definitely a Keeper. But Hopefully 🤡 Chump Trump is NOT!!😡😡😡😡Keep Voting 💙💙💙💙💙
This should be enjoyed with a fine cognac!
Good one! I thought this would be to the tune of ‘Donald, where’s your troosers?’. An idea for the next vid perhaps?