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  • @weshammer
    @weshammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    One of the images I used was not of the black templar. It was of the death watch. When I originally looked at it I thought it was a black Templar that had served in the death watch and kept his pauldron as is pretty commonplace for those who serve time in the long watch. But after looking at again I'm pretty sure it's just an image of a bunch of Death watch dudes 😅

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I didnt even notice cuz noob, I was jamming to the music.
      Which sounds like a sped up One Winged Angel, which hella fitting.

    • @pseudonimousx8846
      @pseudonimousx8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Egyptian Mummy Legion

    • @mr.frigginmustache8912
      @mr.frigginmustache8912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have absolutely no clue what game this is about. But I love sitting here listening to a bunch of batshit insane lore that sounds neat on the surface

    • @S1M0_HAYHA
      @S1M0_HAYHA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU NEED TO HAVE A GAME OF THIS
      OR COMIC
      OR SERIES

    • @liberator101
      @liberator101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.frigginmustache8912 It's not a game, it's a whole damn alternate universe

  • @KeanuCheems
    @KeanuCheems 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7298

    Funny that they consider pyskers abominations when you know, the emperor was a psyker

    • @alricmalicorne321
      @alricmalicorne321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

      TO COMPARE HIS HOLY MAJESTY TO ABHORENT MUTATIONS IS HERESY OF THE FOULEST SORT

    • @jaypeadieL611
      @jaypeadieL611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE HERETIC. BLOOD FOR THE BLOO. FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @gamingkingdom1146
      @gamingkingdom1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +877

      Irony is a very common thing in wh40k

    • @uranusaquarius7394
      @uranusaquarius7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      The emperor trying to join the Black Templars: DENIED

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      ironically in 9th they changed their hatered of the witch to all psykers, when it used to be everyone but sanctioned ones, since astropaths in their eyes talked with the emperor himself and were highly respected and taken care of

  • @TheSebastianSykes
    @TheSebastianSykes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4123

    That last rule makes me think of this:
    Random guardsman: hey space marine, bet you can’t survive a fall off this chasm!
    Black Templar: starts sprinting

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      I bet you cannot become a great unclean faster than me !

    • @thirdplanetman9468
      @thirdplanetman9468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      THE GOD EMPEROR WILL EITHER SAVE MY LIFE OR SEE MY SACRIFICE. I CANNOT LOSE ! *SPRINTS FASTER*

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      RG Solution:
      RG Space marine: Tells black Templars to find Corax
      And boom Corax will be back

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      RG Solution:
      RG Space marine: Tells black Templars to find Corax
      And boom Corax will be back

    • @octaviusaugustus7205
      @octaviusaugustus7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      more realistic:
      Random guardsman: Hey spa- *bolter shot*

  • @hieuphungminh6690
    @hieuphungminh6690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    You forgot the secret 5th rule: "Always engage in melee combat if the enemy is in melee combat range".

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "But they've surrendered. They're not even worth calling 'enemies' anym-"
      "I SAID ENGAGE! 🤬⚔"

    • @unwillfullyignorant7805
      @unwillfullyignorant7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And the 6th rule: If they’re not in melee range, close the distance as fast as possible.

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "If the enemy is not within melee range, casually approach the enemy until you are within melee range."

    • @Duacil
      @Duacil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the real question here is: does throwing Chainswords count as melee? asking for a battle brother..

    • @SkeithSheep
      @SkeithSheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Duacil yes, it counts, weirdly it does

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3141

    Space Marines: "Santa denyers"
    Black Templars: "Santa believers"
    *When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force.*

    • @blazedv1nce239
      @blazedv1nce239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You aren’t even verified and I’ve seen you in janky lankys videos and now this

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think this is an unstoppable Force meeting another unstoppable force

    • @JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool
      @JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@blazedv1nce239 mans just that funny

    • @The_Enclave07
      @The_Enclave07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO WAY WE MEET AGAIN!

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blazedv1nce239 who cares

  • @zaelheimricht4978
    @zaelheimricht4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "That, is because they are absolute lunatics."
    -Rogal Dorn

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      still can't stop us

    • @venom0825
      @venom0825 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, I watch test to speech too.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      " You would know wouldn't you Father "

    • @ninetailedfox-11
      @ninetailedfox-11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one can stop the holy eternal crusade, Father

    • @ryotanada
      @ryotanada ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PUUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIN~ (Cue a hundred black drop pods in the sky and a Black Templar repeatedly stabbing a guy's skull)

  • @hannes5437
    @hannes5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    Fun fact: The Grey Knights are the exception to their thoughts about psychics, since they were directly created by the god emperor.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I thought one of the Emperor’s last acts before being entombed in the Golden Throne was approving the creation of the Inquisition, and one of those first inquisitors would BECOME the first chaptermaster of the grey knights and one of the founding members of the Ordo Malleus, but the Emperor was mortally wounded too soon after that event to explicitly direct and organize its development.

    • @hannes5437
      @hannes5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@IONATVS Not exactly. Before the battle on Terra, the emperor ordered Malcador to search for "pure" man. And Malcador came back with 4 Space Marines, three of them would be the first Grey Knights, and 8 Governors, who would form the Inquisition.
      The fourth space marine was Garviel Lokan, the last loyal Lunar Wolf, but he refused because he thought he's duty was something else.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hannes5437 But my point is: Malcador & the Emperor only FOUNDED the Inquisition, the Grey knights were a early-but still post-entombment, so not directly organized by the Emperor-development OF the inquisition. The space marines who accepted became INQUISTORS when they accepted Malcador’s recommendation and the Emperor’s invitation, and only founded the Grey Knights later as a specific wing of the Ordo Malleus to concentrate the space marine psykers of the Inquisition in a more organized & effective military force. So they could more effectively punch the daemons of the warp in their souls. The Mandate of the Inquisition grants extremely broad discretion to the Inquisitors, so they certainly weren’t going against any orders of the Emperor to make such a sect, but it wasn’t DESIGNED by him.

    • @hannes5437
      @hannes5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@IONATVS No, the Grey knights and the Inquisition were both founded at the same time but as two totally different institutions.

    • @Gaddo_
      @Gaddo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The black templars have no idea who the grey knights are, they are one of the highest held secrets of the imperium of man and space marines are mind wiped if they come into contact with them.

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    fun fact:
    even though they refuse psyker their conviction and faith in the emperor has given the black templars the power to resist psykers that includes the machine spirits of his weapons.

    • @szymonpajak4102
      @szymonpajak4102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      So, in short, they don't have weapons who jam at the least convenient time and adeptus Mechanicus are just making a theathre rather than, in fact, repairing stuff?

    • @elickson7340
      @elickson7340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@szymonpajak4102 excuse me but good machine spirits don't make the weapon jam, they in fact make the weapons realiable af. But yeah some are fucked up and the mechanicus are kind of a crazy bunch

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's not only their faith.
      Their pure, unrepressed hatred for psyker disrupts the warp around them and makes it harder for pskers to channel their powers.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@elickson7340 I never have gotten the concept of machine spirit. Does the machine actually house a spirit or is it just their religious zelotry pretending it have one?

    • @MichaelBW-bn9gf
      @MichaelBW-bn9gf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dean_l33 to quote one of the ruinous powers yes no maybe sort of kind of around the edges.

  • @herrdoctor2895
    @herrdoctor2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "I challenge you to make peace with the Tau"
    *Sending peace envoys aggressively*

    • @gasalpha879
      @gasalpha879 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *Aggressive negotiating*

    • @JimmySpace69
      @JimmySpace69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only through complete annihilation one can achieve peace

    • @JoshuaDellosa
      @JoshuaDellosa ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JimmySpace69 exterminatus

    • @luc410
      @luc410 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JoshuaDellosa what a peaceful planet we've made

    • @Significantharrassment
      @Significantharrassment ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@luc410it's so peaceful, almost like nobody was here to begin with

  • @jamesfede
    @jamesfede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Friendly correction from a Templar player; at this point in canon it is unknown why the Templars don't take Psykers. It's suspected that because they Abhor the Witch any Psykers are dead by the time they start recruiting on a planet. As of like 6th edition, Black Templars have the utmost respect for Imperial Sanctioned Psykers. You can't navigate the warp with pure divine wrath alone, after all. ^~^ Love what you do, brother.

    • @Toopydroppymoopy
      @Toopydroppymoopy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You clearly are not using enough pure divine wraith then

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Navigators and Astropaths are a subtype of psyker they can allow.
      But afaik you can at least make a gellar field out of faith.

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "We figured we would kill them last."

    • @mr.ashenfire2624
      @mr.ashenfire2624 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They may still follow the emperor's old ruling about the Librarius Program.

    • @RiseofNick
      @RiseofNick 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They also tolerate the Grey knights.

  • @SCP--wc3wb
    @SCP--wc3wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “Suffer not the unclean to live.”
    “Please send all puppy demons home.”

  • @chrisb9143
    @chrisb9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    How to really bring the Emperor wrath to his enemy : make enough orks believe He has recovered his full power and physical integrity

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is not how waagh field works.

    • @iwatchstuffs7933
      @iwatchstuffs7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think itz effect are strong on orks and orks tech but relatively weaker against any other race

    • @thelouster5815
      @thelouster5815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@naamadossantossilva4736 There’s nothing implying it can’t be done.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@iwatchstuffs7933 You just need more orks

    • @arquitensproduction8001
      @arquitensproduction8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@chrisb9143 imagine every Imperium soldiers including marines that fight against the Orkz across the galaxy are obligated to yell, "THE EMPEROR HAS BEEN RESURRECTED!!" given enough decades, the Orkz would start to believe that the Emperor is truly alive.

  • @HassanKhan0987
    @HassanKhan0987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    They even spread his wrath towards furries. Truly the greatest of the space marines.

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Indeed!

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Best acts of purging.

    • @Cooky_McGee
      @Cooky_McGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The furries underestimated the amount of rope the black templars have

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      We must not let them die WE MUST HELP THEM DIE

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      _"We Will Spay and We Will Neuter till There is Nothing Left"_

  • @Soundwave142
    @Soundwave142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dorn's Angry Boys!
    "They are complete lunatics." - Rogal Dorn

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't care

    • @venom0825
      @venom0825 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, I watch text to speech too.

  • @Blade40688
    @Blade40688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "You abhor psykers but your entire way of life and war revolves around the use of astropaths and navigators"
    "We figured we would kill them last"- high Marshall Helbrect ITEHATTSD

  • @The-Floor.
    @The-Floor. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Emperor: "Don't worship me"
    These guys: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

  • @julejule7
    @julejule7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    minor correction, some lore mention that after a war against some heretic (or xeno, i don't remember well the details), there was a scream across the warp that killed a lot of psyker and all of their Librarians. Since then ,they stopped recruiting Psyker and no astartes became one either.

  • @Error-5478
    @Error-5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Insanely powerful man of science"
    Sounds like heresy!

  • @deogiblue640
    @deogiblue640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The war on Furry’s is what got me into this. Love these guys!

    • @kashmerlangston545
      @kashmerlangston545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro,me too!

    • @insectslayer1374
      @insectslayer1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brother, the furries have overrun the planet
      we must help mother earth die

    • @crusadernorich1526
      @crusadernorich1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol same flashgitz broght me here

    • @Dingledun
      @Dingledun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THEY UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF ROPE WE HAVE

  • @ByTheThroneworld
    @ByTheThroneworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Dude, i really love your Videos. The first video i saw, imidietly got me hooked, and now im drowning in warhammer videos. Please keep on doing these videos, they really make my day and are one if the few reasons to wake up :).
    Thank you!

    • @thirdplanetman9468
      @thirdplanetman9468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly.
      from a Black Templar himself,
      Our chapter thanks you for your work,
      Though I do caution you against heresy..
      We may have to send a missionary to your world. To teach you the truth.
      WITH HIS LIGHTNING CLAWS

  • @Choccy_Milk_1
    @Choccy_Milk_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Black Templar:We have com to save you....
    Everyone: Yay its the Black Templars
    Black Templar: FROM YOURSELVES
    Everyone: oh no its the black templars

    • @ireallycant4416
      @ireallycant4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sums up american predator strikes...

  • @Tomato3njoyer
    @Tomato3njoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Accept challenges no matter the odds”
    “Get an online girlfriend that’s actually a girl”

    • @Thomas-hz8vb
      @Thomas-hz8vb ปีที่แล้ว

      Do trannies count?

    • @LarsonPetty
      @LarsonPetty 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It says "Accept all challenges...", not "Take up lost cause..."

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "That is because they are absolute lunatics" - Dogal Rorn

  • @Argento_Wolf
    @Argento_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Also the Black Templars are one of the few space marine factions that don’t actually listen/follow the limit to units. Cause they’re split into multiple different battle groups that are all over the place so it’s nigh impossible to get an accurate count of their numbers- which drives the inquisition crazy.

    • @ragingmoderate6791
      @ragingmoderate6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      According to what I know and have seen they aren't bound to the 1,000 marine limit. Because the codex astartes says that they dont have to adhere to that limit if they are on crusade and the templars are always on crusade. So while technically they are abusing a loophole it's still a rule that ol Bobby G wrote in his book.

    • @Argento_Wolf
      @Argento_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ragingmoderate6791 which I find hilarious.

    • @ragingmoderate6791
      @ragingmoderate6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Argento_Wolf as do I. Even better that they named their flagship "The Eternal Crusade" as like a big middle finger to anyone who would do or say shit about their numbers.

    • @Argento_Wolf
      @Argento_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ragingmoderate6791 which is mainly the Inquisition or Ultramarines.

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TTS podcast about Black Templars: well,about 5600

  • @archy349
    @archy349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    There was once another legion of space marines that believed the emperor to be a god and openly prayed to him.... We all know how that story ended.

    • @julejule7
      @julejule7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Emperor accepted them and their belief and all end well with everyone very happy and very alive ?

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@julejule7 no, he made them stand in the ashes of thier holy city while he forced them to kneel in front of himself, Malcador the sigilite and robute guiliman and the ultramrines legion. And proceeded to tell lorgar that he is not a God and he is ashamed to call him his son and to cease thier worship of him. The word bearers then proceeded to worship choas instead.

    • @julejule7
      @julejule7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@PhthaloGreenskin You do know I was kidding, right ?

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PhthaloGreenskin HE KNOWS OF THE HERESY MAKE HIM REPENT

    • @Springtrap11556
      @Springtrap11556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmmmmm. (~_•)

  • @jontuxen2724
    @jontuxen2724 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some random dude: I can do magic
    Black Templar: *HERESY*

  • @g.s.5110
    @g.s.5110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Khorne demon: "I challenge you!"
    Black Templar: "Bring it on, demon!"
    Khorne: "...on a DRINKING CONTEST!"

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel like the templar would chug both kegs just to spite khorne

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Black Templar: "unfortunately for you i have this comically large mug"

    • @AscendedPOT
      @AscendedPOT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When will the space wolves come in

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@platinumchromee3191 *Khorne raises eyebrow*

    • @Ben-tg6mr
      @Ben-tg6mr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@memelover6917 🤨

  • @hastursonofyog-sothoth4411
    @hastursonofyog-sothoth4411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Literally have no clue what it happening in 40k at any time but these guys, the orkz, and whatever those weird mech suit boys are, really make it interesting to me

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Templar take "Only death our dury ends" to a whole other level.
    Befor a battle they chain their weapons to their powerarmour and swear to hold their weapon in hands even when they die.

  • @drawisdope9477
    @drawisdope9477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never get tired of your videos. I watch them so often that now when I hear One Winged Angel I don’t think about Sephiroth but I think about Space Marines.

  • @alphariussx1504
    @alphariussx1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Purging with my kin also pretty Marin's next?

  • @captaincapsaicin1319
    @captaincapsaicin1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There was once a Black Templar who had severe anger issues, he once bitched at a woman’s corpse so badly she came back to life.

  • @thelordconstantine1464
    @thelordconstantine1464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That last sentence...
    *"Ironic."*

  • @instantkarma5486
    @instantkarma5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIN

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is why I love the Black Templars.
    First army I ever collected.

  • @chasegriffin5205
    @chasegriffin5205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't thank you enough for these awesome videos 👍💯 I really enjoy learning more about the factions of 40k

  • @Phloggah
    @Phloggah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The 5th rule:
    Deus Vult

  • @PB-tr5ze
    @PB-tr5ze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Black Templar are my favorite chapter.
    I love the old rules that basicly said these guys were so fanatical that they never took cover, instead the fanaticism acted as cover as they charged the enemy.
    Plus shooting at them.only made them run at you faster.
    The fact they ignore the the codex astartes and secretly have thousands upon thousands of Marines ready to swarm down and pulverize the enemy is awesome... Anything that puts a finger in Girly man's eye is okay with me.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Secritaly? They dont hid the fact they have no need to. A chapter on crusade may have more than 1000 limit and they are on a permant crusade. But seeing how they all over the place fighting on count less fronts there full number is unkown and all ways changing.

  • @aerkame
    @aerkame ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So they're the honey badgers of the space marines.

  • @Lucaca-vp7po
    @Lucaca-vp7po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy who came up with the whole 40k universe is like one of the most creative ofson in the world

  • @NakoMakes
    @NakoMakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I mean literally everything the emperor of mankind can do points to him being a God, he's lived for 10s of thousands of years, he has psychic ability beyond comprehension, he is able to convey his presence/will across the galaxy with ease and bestow power on people and he holds back 4 chaos demons from invading terra. How is that not a god. Sure some of those things are after his "death" but he wasn't that much weaker before then either.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well what exactly qualifies as a “god”

  • @IronDragon-2143
    @IronDragon-2143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emperor watch over and guide the Black Templars in their most holy Crusade against the Furries

  • @andreipoplauschi180
    @andreipoplauschi180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After carefull considerations i have concluded that they are absolute lunatics

  • @homelessperson5455
    @homelessperson5455 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Black Templars: "I abhore you."
    Grey Knights: 😢

  • @Max09974
    @Max09974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Black Templars are literally just badass Crusaders

  • @friedbeanz3953
    @friedbeanz3953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was literally searching about these guys a couple hours ago, thanks for simplifying them into a short video

  • @GamaDaGreat
    @GamaDaGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Accept God or meet him”

  • @TheCommissarIsDead
    @TheCommissarIsDead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey wes just saying that I didn’t care or know about 40k until I saw one of your shorts about the templars with the one hit hammers and I was hooked. Thanks for getting me into something I had no idea I’d love so much

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "They consider those who wields the power of the warp as abominations"
    heh wait till they learn how big e keeps living till this day and how he uses his 'holy power'

  • @belac738
    @belac738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "they are maniacs" - Rogal Dorne

  • @chantjosephdurante2838
    @chantjosephdurante2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rogal Dorn : they are bunch of lunatics (reference from TTs or albruvasa)

  • @crimsonbolt9628
    @crimsonbolt9628 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how sephiroth trap remix/ hip hop plays in the background.

  • @martianmanfrommars8428
    @martianmanfrommars8428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "most space marines know the emperor is not a god"
    Hol up. I need a video on that.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can explain if ya want

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Black templar: NO PSYKERS, EVER!
    The Emperor: Ok! CHILL!!!

  • @DocPyro
    @DocPyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Worships the strongest Psyker in human history" Yeah sure, makes sense. they're Space Marines
    "Hates Psykers and deems them as abominations" Oh...

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody in modern 40k barring Guilliman, Cawl, most Chaos Marines and the Eldar knows that the Emperor is a psyker. They just think it's divine magic

  • @titanmedia2234
    @titanmedia2234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No pity, no remorse, no fear.

  • @SmashingSnow
    @SmashingSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Any good books/comics anyone would recommend to dive into the wearhammer lore about the different chapters of space marines as someone who knows little to knowing about the setting?

    • @matthewnabb4482
      @matthewnabb4482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Adeptus ridiculous podcast

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewnabb4482 Thanks I'll check that out

    • @yes-par2983
      @yes-par2983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Helsreach, is about these guys + theres a fan animation

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yes-par2983 I'll check it out

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is…… so much stuff. However I will go with the classic first timer and recommend Ciaphas Cain: For The Emperor.
      Also, Bricky‘s ”Every Warhammer 40K Faction Explained“ on YT is a great nutshell.
      Hell, I‘d type out a quick summary of the lore here if you want.

  • @merlyberdproductions883
    @merlyberdproductions883 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you forgot the 5th rule
    5. "FUCK THE CODEX ASTARTIES!"

  • @fennec428
    @fennec428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Iirc more modern lore suggests that they don't actually reject the librarians, it's just that for whatever reason they just can't produce them, with some viewing it as a challenge from the God Emperor

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “to accept any challenge.”
    yeah, rogal was like that too. guess what happened.

  • @BayesianBeing
    @BayesianBeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You make learning about 40k really fun and easy. I was skeptical at first but these got me hooked! Btw, what music did you use in this video?

    • @weshammer
      @weshammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really glad you enjoyed them! And I'm not sure who made it or what it's called but it's a remix of One winged Angel from final fantasy 7

    • @leonelmonge4518
      @leonelmonge4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called Sephiroth by Jim Walter

  • @Inquisitor_Jeff
    @Inquisitor_Jeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only subchapter without the word “fist” in their name. Because they are absolute lunatics.

  • @thechazz3230
    @thechazz3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1: The Emperor was a god and was a lying asshat for saying he wasn't.
    2: The Black Templar haven't banned Psykers. They are just incapable of producing them for reasons unknown to even them. They willingly work with Psykers of other chapters.

    • @Chaplain1776
      @Chaplain1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No they don't. Deathwatch Templars have to undergo deep meditation and prayer just to be near a Deathwatch librarian.

    • @thechazz3230
      @thechazz3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chaplain1776 that sounds like older lore back when the templar even hated Astropaths and Navigators. Unlike how nowadays they see them as blessed servents of the emperor

  • @Boo.7361
    @Boo.7361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We're here to save you!"
    "It's the black templars!"
    " *from yourselves!* "
    "It's the black templars."

  • @Moose_vk
    @Moose_vk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AH YEEEEAH.... I *TOTALLY* forgot that they were an Imperial Fists chapter.
    Fucking Dorn, why did you have to go die?
    I swear, every Primarch who aren't a perpetual or Plot Armor Guiliman either died, went M.I.A, or fell to chaos.

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't have fists in their name because they're fucking lunatics. :')

  • @McRibless
    @McRibless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Suffer not the unclean to live” Is a hard line

  • @imaginesomethingedgy
    @imaginesomethingedgy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIINNN~"

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "PURGING WITH MY BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~"

  • @slidemguy
    @slidemguy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Accept any challenge no matter the odds"
    *LAUGHS IN THE IRON CAGE*

  • @yeetmachine1678
    @yeetmachine1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a wise man once said "The Black Templars are just weaponized autism." And i couldn't agree more.
    The Black Templars are my favorite space marine chapter.

    • @mylesmanore6197
      @mylesmanore6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an autistic person I am simultaniously both proud and a little insulted

    • @yeetmachine1678
      @yeetmachine1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mylesmanore6197 Majorkill said it not me

  • @Gecko17k
    @Gecko17k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Respectable mustache, my man.
    Thank you for your educational video about the Emperor's men.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I am surprised that one of those does not contain Fist"
    "That is because they are absolute lunatics."
    *PURRRGING WIITH MY KIIIIIN*

  • @beatxboxer9995
    @beatxboxer9995 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    *breathes*
    "THAT SOUNDS LIKE HERESY BROTHER"

  • @konradcurze8942
    @konradcurze8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *In other words, Dorns biggest disappointments.*

  • @thepanzerjager1746
    @thepanzerjager1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not even a big fan of 40k but this guy’s videos are amazing

  • @bmorebread8993
    @bmorebread8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lorgar is in his fortress laughing rightnow

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he shiting him self hiding from birdboi

    • @stormdragon7500
      @stormdragon7500 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only he were so fortunate, if he wasnt too busy hiding from Corvus

  • @insertgoodusernamehere5030
    @insertgoodusernamehere5030 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Saves those kids"
    "I suppose we have failed this challenge"

  • @akriegguardsman
    @akriegguardsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Black templars vs khornite beserkers, who is the biggest ball of condensed autism and anger?

  • @rowanjones8126
    @rowanjones8126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fooling no-one with that comb over.

  • @damonvi013
    @damonvi013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He uses the same song in all of these, and I've been raking my brain to figure out what the song is!!! I think I figured it out. I think it's a trap remix of One Winged Angel, the Sephiroth theme. Let me know if im right!!

  • @secondarytrollaccount
    @secondarytrollaccount ปีที่แล้ว

    You know you're badass when sigismund was your chapter master.

  • @canofbeans7917
    @canofbeans7917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m very new when it comes to 40k universe I only have watched your videos on it but is it a game or book series or what is it who’s the creator like more answers pls

    • @BananasAndBees
      @BananasAndBees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has a vid on it, but its both and more, its based on a Tabletop Wargame, and it has books AND videogames too

    • @weshammer
      @weshammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah go to my page and check out the featured video. It goes over in depth and has a lot of suggestions for people who are brand new it's called wtf is Warhammer 40k

    • @canofbeans7917
      @canofbeans7917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weshammer I’m very bad at watching long videos and I’m currently watching your explanation on it but by bit I’ll get there soon

    • @oompaloompagrande
      @oompaloompagrande 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warhammer 40k is a sibling lore universe to the Warhammer Fantasy lore universe. Both are inspired by their namesake tabletop games but have expanded to include books, video games, and other media.

    • @jaypeadieL611
      @jaypeadieL611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suggest you try Alfabusa's the series tts. It so good sadly GW is being a dick right now.

  • @Killzees
    @Killzees 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude not gonna lie I knew absolutely nothing about Warhammer40k but after seeing your videos on my fyp I can’t stop learning about the lore

  • @no.notfromRDR
    @no.notfromRDR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They're ever passed through a planet called Jerusalem?

  • @khizqiyaohara595
    @khizqiyaohara595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Teutonic : how dare you equalize me with that France !

  • @beastybee555
    @beastybee555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do you have any videos about the god emperor? Seems like an interesting character

  • @nerotheweirdo4755
    @nerotheweirdo4755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "It wouldn't be a challenge if the odds were in my favor"

  • @thyengineer2859
    @thyengineer2859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait so they refuse to have psykers in their ranks because they view them as abominations, but they worship the emperor

    • @weshammer
      @weshammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not 100% clear on this because they're lore has changed a few times. But I believe they think it's okay for him to do it because they view him as a literal God.

    • @quinnmartensbobbitt3704
      @quinnmartensbobbitt3704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much like the Crusaders and most modern faiths- God is fine, because divinity isn’t magick, but those who use the “foul arts” are “heretics”.

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a little more complexe than that.
      They worship the emperor and the imperium. Not in a god way, but in truly loyal way, "Big E is the boss and we serve him" way.

    • @benjyyx
      @benjyyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guy_autordie I'm preeeetty sure they worship the Emperor the same way one would worship a literal God. There's a reason why they are called religious fanatics. :)))

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smells like it's time...
    FOR A CRUSADE!!!

  • @thefantasyocean
    @thefantasyocean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Yes Inquisitor, this video right here"

  • @admiralYamamoto_
    @admiralYamamoto_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never thought I’d see the day…..
    Space Catholics……

  • @edgaru4324
    @edgaru4324 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Send in the MORMON MARINES

  • @toniodu371200
    @toniodu371200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    War khorne vs black templars are litterally a ginormous duel contest

  • @chrixdigit
    @chrixdigit 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Litterally having Black Air force Energy

  • @andrewsinabutar560
    @andrewsinabutar560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: HEY YOU Black templar squad! I CHALLENGE YOU!!! to be my friend...

  • @benjaminlandgren9708
    @benjaminlandgren9708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could listen to this guy ramble about WH40K lore for HOURS and not grow tired. He has a really captivating voice and manner of speaking that draws you in and you hunger for more lore.

  • @JxSx2K20
    @JxSx2K20 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    black templars: "if not god, why god shaped"

  • @TheBiggolboi
    @TheBiggolboi 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    You speak of the Emperor in such a manner...
    Such heresy will not be tolerated

  • @Joe-km5ou
    @Joe-km5ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I keep my straight A’s for the semester, my dad will buy me my start collectingChaos Space Marines set I’ve been wanting

    • @mylesmanore6197
      @mylesmanore6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Bedda keep dem letters straight den"

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mylesmanore6197 it ended several weeks ago, got the Chaos Space Marines

  • @volchnok179
    @volchnok179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “No little German boy! Don’t join the Black Templars!”

  • @shadowdio4463
    @shadowdio4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I challenge them to chug an entire barrel of the most spiciest sauce in that universe.