How To Catch a Duck

Gimme my emmy or grammy or whatever, this vid's a masterpiece, I'm tellin ya.
Oh, and no griping about animal rights because those ducks ate a lot of my corn and paid a tax with some feather ruffling. Like there's gonna be anyone watching my vids to complain anyway, but then again, I only say that to try and reverse-psychology the universe.
Apparently sensation temptation is not public domain, i thought it was a nice touch. I'm not re-editing but no moneys for the cat.

[@mrchuculus]

I'm told that there is a sign at my park that says don't touch the ducks. *They can't stop me because I can't read*

[@QuintonKettleburgh]

So how do you know what it says

[@Concrete-Society]

Wear gloves. Now you are just touching the glove and the glove is touching the duck. Problem solved.

[@electricsurge7435]

Knowing my luck they would just show me the finger and leave lol

[@kazi1]

😂

[@glowwithmeowmeow4221]

That's why don't trust no humans

[@A6_Beats-777]

It’s just their instinct that makes them afraid of something larger, nothing to do with giving them food, most of those ducks seem domestic like if they have been abandoned since they are so calm to receiving food

[@graceanderson16]

I'd like to add that all these ducks are domestic, even mallorie the "mallard" mallards are smaller, don't have white eyestripes, and would have flown away instead of running.

[@brightax7502]

public ducks respect me more then my pet ducks

[@WuWaMintpicker]

step 5 : betrayal

[@cloroxbleach8634]

I luv this xD

[@alleywatch22]

Caught a duck now let's go catch a wrabbit..

[@cookieposts2365]

Not me while watching this tryna take a duck😅😅

[@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564]

Same XD

[@gamingwithajpeperone5394]

No no don’t touch me there that’s what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care it’s my secret little spot and I don’t want to share no no don’t touch me there

[@klarabarunovic9841]

Tf?!

[@SlimeRating]

Tf again

[@gamingwithajpeperone5394]

@@SlimeRating ? I said that over a year ago lol

[@miohai7190]

DAYam you fast! Wisht I had more than one lone duck, lol. Well, it trusts that I'm not that fast, and it's right!

[@SGT_Fon]

Let me guess, you own a windowless van and a trench coat as well...

[@father9167]

Instructions weren't clear enough (I picked up a bear)

[@zackk695]

I want to see how to catch them all. Once you catch 1 or 2 then the others won’t come up to you knowing something happened

[@trashlosier6774]

Ima try to tame one as my pet

[@Ella-ro9fb]

same

[@StormsandSaugeye]

The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free! you can take them home. I have a duck I hatched myself.

[@MotivationaI_cat]

Totally legal

[@someonewhohasntdecidedthei5438]

it actually is legal, these ducks arent wild and were abandoned at this park, they belong with humans and not in the wild

[@MotivationaI_cat]

@@someonewhohasntdecidedthei5438 make sense

[@CenturianCornelious]

Dang those look delicious.

[@Brcyx193]

💀

[@Nahbludrlly_thought]

I caught one with my 10 year old hands. If i can. Yall can. I lured it in with bagel and BAM caught it

[@iteleanor3303]

The duck sus

[@sirenmaster1735]

Perkins and mallard 🦆. And 1 goose

[@scottstilson758]

Duck

[@puNk_head]

Lol! that's a great video and a epic fail the round ii 😅

[@GauToster]

now i get a pet duck
jk

[@sussybirb7988]

Those white duckies tho 🥺🥺🥺

[@Quinn.n89]

Very useful thanks

[@SirLegoStud6]

1:26 GOT EEM

[@im_a_pretzel6715]

So are all the white ducks pekins making them legal to catch and keep?

[@StormsandSaugeye]

Basically.

[@X-GamerPro-HD]

Like ads of JERRYYSSSSSS

[@GauToster]

tnx soo much

[@McAmber]

Nice catch :)

[@be8430]

Who tried to test to catch the duck?

[@lomxv]

Lol a turkey

[@Hoodlum078]

thanks
ill try it

[@thefloridapursuit4893]

Where’s step 3?

[@AlyahsChannel]

step 3 is farm em

[@Electriccoolaid]

Weird xD

[@vaz4496]

This didn’t work duck not wroking

[@CowzKingz]

lolll

[@adoniscastaneda1210]

WTF

[@scoot_tf2]

Well you can't fail when you strike cause you'll lose some of their trust

[@RealCristianoPenaldo]

Yeah it becomes much harder to catch one when they realise you're a threat