ASMR Yandere Modern Slasher Spares You [Serial Killer] M4A
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2024
- Eat the rich.
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i love the waltzing matilda part bus as an aussie its weird to hear it sung in a creepy way, im so used to people being really happy singing it
Yes same, I was shocked when I heard it!
To be fair David is happy when singing it ^-^
It’s basically our unofficial anthem so hearing it sung this way was pretty interesting
Exactly!! This made me loose my mind. A core memory unlocked from many years ago. The entire audio made me feel nostalgic and comforted 😅 not really what i was meant to be feeling
@@DarkandTwistedWhisperomg what have you done
Okay but can we talk about how he's literally perfect. Comforting accent, amazing singer, *and* he hates rich people?? He's everything to me
Fr the perfect guy 🤭🤭
Broke ass
David: “ I just got back from deployment “
Me: my 5’3 chunky self “ Fuck … well there goes the idea of running ….”
Fr like even my 5'9 chunky ass said "well fuck. "🧍🏾♀️
David being a killer is disturbing but he is oddly charming
The things I would do for David...
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭ONG ONG
you are speaking facts 💅💅✨
ONG
YES!!!!!
Settleee dooowwnnn
as an aussie, i was surprised to hear the waltzing matilda and then absolutely terrified to hear it sung the way you sang it cause it sound really nice but really scary at the same time. like the song is meant to be this happy childrens song from my childhood and im hearing it as some crazy horror shit right before my death or smth.
BUT I SWEAR WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED COMPANY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "I AM NOT BECOMING AN ACCOMPLICE TO FUCKING MURDER MATE?!"
THE LITERAL EXAMPLE OF
“I don’t bite.”
*yeah, but do you stab?*
“…”
“…”
“…I don’t bite..”
That's serious! 😂
Hey at lest he doesn’t bite
I need more David ! Fictional characters that are sinister but have a personality that is soooo hard to not swoon for are always fun and interesting !!
The singing part in the beginning thoughts just AUGH. His voice is so pretty.
You guys remember what I said, but I'll say it here too.
Nothing sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery.
(Great audio again, man! You keep raising the bar-)
Fuck yes
I can't stop listening to this! The singing, the little details (such as the begging in the background, the walking noises, the comforting pats, etc.), the emotion in your voice, the story..... gahhhhh the whole audio is brilliant! David is written well and I'm in love with them! What I also think is neat is that David doesn't have a mask while each of the other slashers in this series had a mask on (mask or no mask I still love all of them haha). Glad to see his gorgeous face, even if it's covered in blood lol! I'll definitely eat the rich with him ❤
When talking with the artist about David's design we decided that he shouldn't have a mask, as it better reflected how he was the most 'human' of all the slashers. He isn't killing for pleasure or attention, he's killing out of some twisted sense of justice ^-^
This was incredible, and I loved your singing in the beginning; usually when ppl sing in ASMR videos it weirds me out but you have such a wonderful voice, it was a great choice 💎
Thank you!
David says eat the rich lmao
Fuck yeah!
@@DarkandTwistedWhisperTried eating the rich once, too much gold and hard to chew clothes, 3/10 don't recommend
@@lilartist9892There's your problem. You skin them first, then boil in salt, and then fry in a lemon, garlic, and butter mixture.
Ahhhh I love stories with characters like this in it, a wonderful dive into morals and means and ends, a very clear reason to root for someone at base but still that gut wrenching feeling of “what you could even do in this situation if you find their methods… not ones you’d favor”
Using ends to justify means, one of my favorite morality - pondering tropes in writing!
@asmrboi ah, sorry! I ramble a lot
I swear if we don’t get a part 2 of David imma die in a “ accidental” accident
Well we can't have that!
Waltzing Matilda was not what I was expecting and the Aussie Choir in me immediately started singing it.
It’s a song about a criminal killing himself rather than giving the cops the satisfaction of catching him, it seemed fitting ^-^
@@DarkandTwistedWhisperI was gladly singing along with the song til I read this 😭 I never knewww I just thought it was a cute song my whole lifeee is a lieeeee
Part two please!! I love David. So scary and yet so entralling. I love your acting ☺️
I vote part 2
“it’s been a rough week” - Same, it belongs on a t-shirt covered in fake blood stains 😂🤌🏻✨
I was so confussed by the singing at first but this is so much fun! Love this character.
“Know how to get blood stains out?”
… I have some experience, yes…
Having experienced going from well off to poor because my dad had the gall to have a stroke in America and I became more class conscious I am 1000% on board with David (in the fantasy sense). Eat the rich. 🍴
You have a lovely singing voice.
we love an anti rich love intrests
I’m such a fan already! The sinister singing had me hooked. I love that it’s up to the listener whether they’re complying for survival or because they’re actually charmed by David 🖤
Hydrogen peroxide and cold water gets blood stains out very well.
Everyone knows this
@@lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447 not everyone, most people wouldn't have a use for this fact.
@@RED_PR1NC3 I feel like afab people would get a lot of use from this information
i was gonna say the same thing
BEING AN AUSSIE AND HEARING THE AUSSIE ACCENT MADE THIS TEN TIMES BETTER >
God damn I feel like I'm in a movie with each audio, which also inspires me to keep creating a personal project about an original character of mine!!
He seems like a good guy and I can definitely see his point of view
"just you and me here"
"THATS THE PROBLEM"
I CANT WITH THIS MAN
As much as I understand his feelings on this matter, I don't think I could eat in a house knowing there are corpses in the other room - and the whole time I'd be worried he'd change his mind and kill me to avoid witnesses or baggage. So I'd be eating the lobster on the verge of a panic attack and crying. XD
I know he ain't supposed to be a good guy, but he kinda made some good points.
Him: “Did he find you as a barista”
me: an actual barista “ummm” 😂😂
I've decided to dip my toe into the yandere pool and this was a pretty neat story to listen to; I think I'll try a few more of your works. Thanks!
oooo as an aussie i loved the waltzing matilda rendition and the accent too!! great vid!!
Soft Yan audios are so rare these days, so David has been dragging me back here over and over the past three days. I hope to see more of him as his attachment grows.
The way he described watching the Listener before he busted into the house to do his “job” really sucked me into the immersion. I can really imagine myself as the Listener, meeting what I think is a cute nice guy, pulling out all the stops within their budget to make a good impression on his family only to be blindsided by the HUGE class gap. Sitting at the table with the cutlery, having no idea what bejewelled utensil does what while this damn rich family titters and makes barbed compliments and praising their son for “taking pity on the poor struggling server” and hyping themself up for “being so generous as to let us have a taste”. And Listener’s just sitting there, hands clenched in their lap and having to plaster your customer service smile, not touching the food at all because *you have no idea how to eat a whole lobster*.
Of course, David could be an unreliable narrator and he’s projecting his own bias onto us. But I don’t think so… Why else would the Listener eventually find the courage to creep out themselves.
The way you slowly shifted the tone of your voice from enticing yet dangerous to soft and open as he slowly connected the dots. Just chef’s kiss.
The singing actually was one of the first things that made me relax. Its perfect.
You did such a good job with his audio I bloody love it.❤ I really enjoyed making art for him...Also the fact that he has a hammer is actually pretty cool symbolism of the fact he's a socialist, hah.
Slasher: *talks about eating the rich*
Me, who just wanted some food to stuff myself with: 😨
DAYUMMM I NEEDA PART 2 OMG
Please I beg of you.
KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK! Something about all of your killer / slasher characters are just so addictive, please please consider making more with those! 🙏💛🫶💛
No need to beg! I love making them
At this moment, I remembered I was a slasher fucker
I never thought I would enjoy and audio like this omg this was amazing AND THE SINGING DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON HOW SPECTACULAR THAT WAS
Hearing waltzing Matilda activated the pure bogan in me
YOUR SINGING VOICE OMFG?????? THIS IS MY FIRST VIDEO OF THIS CHANNEL AND I KNOW I'M STAYING LOYAL NOW. SING MORE PLEASEEE
NO ONE HERE IS TALKING ABOUT THE IMPECCABLE ACCENT???? I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS A BORN AND BRED AUSSIE UNTIL HE READ THE ARTWORK CREDIT
You are honestly so kind, thank you!
oooo! this is delightful! love how hes talking good- but, also, verry clearly bit fu*cked up! also, nice job on the accent- and his manner of speak, realy quite good!
Stop are you really inviting me to dinner in the middle of your murder scene 😭 I’m in let’s eat 🥲🥲🥲🥲
SIR YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
Oh come now, it’s just a lil
I think Matilda is waltzing (I’m like 30 seconds in the video)
Hm... so... I'm here to ask more of David?? This is a masterpiece??!? Thank you?!?!? How come are we getting this quality content for free? Someone care to explain, now.
I love that he causes the chaos but he also cares to bring us peace and comfort through all that ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ bloody mess. Keep up with the good work, dude, and cheers from Brazil!
I need more of this, please!!!!!!!
Oh my word, you have a lovely singing voice!
I would love to hear a full cover of Waltzing Matilda! I keep replaying the beginning for it!
I need more of this character he’s so amazing!!!
My heart melted when you started singing
Video: *talking*
Me: *starkng at wall in dark* "....A perverts guide to teyvat" *having trauma flashbacks of it* "👁👄👁💧"
David is so real for all that
Reminds me the meme "i don't bite :)" "yeah but do you stab 🤨?" "..... ". "i don't bite 😃"
His voice when he sings❤
This one's really great I would love to see a part 2 to this
I just started watching some of your videos and I must say I'm really loving them❤❤❤
You have a lovely singing voice! Please make more things with David!!! This was such a good video like the rest of your videos you made! :D
Bro dropping bars🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
him: dont suppose you know how to get blood out
me, on my period: dont remind me
Me, a kiwi, immediately zeroing in on the Aussie accent
Immediate yelling
We're surprisingly chill about this lol
The crimes I would commit to see the process of how the art was made, it's gorgeous.
You're singing voice is actually very good. I enjoyed it a lot.
I listen to this to sleep and im out before Waltzing Matilda is over😂 I really hope David gets more videos in the future
What a wonderful voice 😄 ” the begging in the background” is there another part? Cause I want to hear it =D
Not yet!
NGL, David has become my Emotional Support Murderer. Every time I get angry/upset/frustrated with BS rich people & politicians have pulled, I come back to David.
robin hood went on his rebellious teen phase wtf (in all seriousness as an aussie myself this is like the best thing in the entire world thank you for blessing my eardrums)
hot and probably a socialist. double hot
Probably? Most likely I’d say
Based serial killer 😍
He is spitting some facts
david: i won't look for you, i got all the ones i needed to anyway
me: aweeee that's cute ☺️
This is great!
Toothpaste is actually surprisingly good at getting blood out.
Hoping and praying for a guy like this to come along irl 😌🥰
his singing is actually so pretty like omggg 😚
i can't stop listening to this omg... i hope you make more audios with david
The “NOT ME” in the beginning made me JUMP omddd it scared the shit out of me
WHY HIS SINGING SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
GAAAAHHHH HE SO FLIRTY❤
Damnnnn, his voice Is really goooooood
I like him
I’ve watched this a lot of times now! I really like it.
I'mma be honest I didn't understand the song but your singing voice is impeccable.
Dawn dish soap and cold water. Douse in peroxide, then vinegar and baking soda. Toothbrush. Never dry or wash in warm water when still stained, otherwise it'll cook the remnants into the fibers. Housekeeper, by the way, not a barista. That's the one job I never had because I wasn't bougie and stuck up enough for the coffee shop managers in my area.
“Don’t suppose you know how to get blood out of clothes-“
Cold water. And scrub with the same cloth against the stain.
I speak with experience
THE ARTWORK ON THIS IS WOOOOOOOOOOWWW SO GOOD
The singing is so good OKG😍
"hydrogen peroxide and cold water for the blood stains" I say as my Stockholm syndrome shifts into third gear. XD
The song is kinda calming ngl
Oooh i like this character.
On pride month too :0000 this is gonna be a treat :)
i would love a part 2 for thisss omgg
Dude you have such a nice voice!
Okay why am I in love? I need help apparently but I need more of David like now. He's like a morally grey vigilante killer Robin hood and he's perfect. God I'm so gay 😩
Bro I wouldn't be 'hiding' or 'scared' I'd be busy microwaving chicken nuggets
The singing wowww omg its perfect and i love it 😭💕 ALSO ID DIE FOR A PART TO just for David
Yessss what a coincidence it my freaking family name, man being a matilda is awesome especially since it spelt the exact same way is wild to me, absolutely love this video, the voice is everything😍
...Is it bad that I wish this could actually happen, or is it just a sign of the times? Regardless, lovely work! Love that hint of lonely desperation you put into his voice!
god i love australian asmrist
ohhh to become david’s partner in crime ♡