ASMR Yandere Modern Slasher Spares You [Serial Killer] M4A

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  • Eat the rich.
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  • @viewer3962
    @viewer3962 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    i love the waltzing matilda part bus as an aussie its weird to hear it sung in a creepy way, im so used to people being really happy singing it

    • @lillylamp616
      @lillylamp616 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes same, I was shocked when I heard it!

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  ปีที่แล้ว +221

      To be fair David is happy when singing it ^-^

    • @PurpledaisyShasta
      @PurpledaisyShasta ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It’s basically our unofficial anthem so hearing it sung this way was pretty interesting

    • @-lore-5402
      @-lore-5402 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exactly!! This made me loose my mind. A core memory unlocked from many years ago. The entire audio made me feel nostalgic and comforted 😅 not really what i was meant to be feeling

    • @VillainKirishimaEijirou
      @VillainKirishimaEijirou 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DarkandTwistedWhisperomg what have you done

  • @nevermore118
    @nevermore118 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Okay but can we talk about how he's literally perfect. Comforting accent, amazing singer, *and* he hates rich people?? He's everything to me

    • @SillyFoo
      @SillyFoo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fr the perfect guy 🤭🤭

    • @nunyabiz7473
      @nunyabiz7473 ปีที่แล้ว

      Broke ass

  • @NancyG225
    @NancyG225 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    David: “ I just got back from deployment “
    Me: my 5’3 chunky self “ Fuck … well there goes the idea of running ….”

    • @katiecakes4209
      @katiecakes4209 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Fr like even my 5'9 chunky ass said "well fuck. "🧍🏾‍♀️

  • @alexiscarlin
    @alexiscarlin ปีที่แล้ว +483

    David being a killer is disturbing but he is oddly charming

  • @HumbleMeme
    @HumbleMeme ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    The things I would do for David...

  • @lxmontart9693
    @lxmontart9693 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    as an aussie, i was surprised to hear the waltzing matilda and then absolutely terrified to hear it sung the way you sang it cause it sound really nice but really scary at the same time. like the song is meant to be this happy childrens song from my childhood and im hearing it as some crazy horror shit right before my death or smth.
    BUT I SWEAR WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED COMPANY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "I AM NOT BECOMING AN ACCOMPLICE TO FUCKING MURDER MATE?!"

  • @jlh012204
    @jlh012204 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    THE LITERAL EXAMPLE OF
    “I don’t bite.”
    *yeah, but do you stab?*
    “…”
    “…”
    “…I don’t bite..”

    • @katiecakes4209
      @katiecakes4209 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's serious! 😂

    • @drbrains1415
      @drbrains1415 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hey at lest he doesn’t bite

  • @Vivi-wl5jh
    @Vivi-wl5jh ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I need more David ! Fictional characters that are sinister but have a personality that is soooo hard to not swoon for are always fun and interesting !!

  • @asricxapollyon8640
    @asricxapollyon8640 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The singing part in the beginning thoughts just AUGH. His voice is so pretty.

  • @valkyrianmayhem1747
    @valkyrianmayhem1747 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    You guys remember what I said, but I'll say it here too.
    Nothing sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery.
    (Great audio again, man! You keep raising the bar-)

  • @matchaicat
    @matchaicat ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I can't stop listening to this! The singing, the little details (such as the begging in the background, the walking noises, the comforting pats, etc.), the emotion in your voice, the story..... gahhhhh the whole audio is brilliant! David is written well and I'm in love with them! What I also think is neat is that David doesn't have a mask while each of the other slashers in this series had a mask on (mask or no mask I still love all of them haha). Glad to see his gorgeous face, even if it's covered in blood lol! I'll definitely eat the rich with him ❤

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  ปีที่แล้ว +48

      When talking with the artist about David's design we decided that he shouldn't have a mask, as it better reflected how he was the most 'human' of all the slashers. He isn't killing for pleasure or attention, he's killing out of some twisted sense of justice ^-^

  • @jadentheenby1753
    @jadentheenby1753 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    This was incredible, and I loved your singing in the beginning; usually when ppl sing in ASMR videos it weirds me out but you have such a wonderful voice, it was a great choice 💎

  • @sweetgirl0513
    @sweetgirl0513 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    David says eat the rich lmao

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Fuck yeah!

    • @lilartist9892
      @lilartist9892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@DarkandTwistedWhisperTried eating the rich once, too much gold and hard to chew clothes, 3/10 don't recommend

    • @hannahleigh6152
      @hannahleigh6152 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@lilartist9892There's your problem. You skin them first, then boil in salt, and then fry in a lemon, garlic, and butter mixture.

  • @mckbluff
    @mckbluff ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Ahhhh I love stories with characters like this in it, a wonderful dive into morals and means and ends, a very clear reason to root for someone at base but still that gut wrenching feeling of “what you could even do in this situation if you find their methods… not ones you’d favor”
    Using ends to justify means, one of my favorite morality - pondering tropes in writing!

    • @mckbluff
      @mckbluff ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @asmrboi ah, sorry! I ramble a lot

  • @Vivi_unknown9461
    @Vivi_unknown9461 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I swear if we don’t get a part 2 of David imma die in a “ accidental” accident

  • @belladonnatea9645
    @belladonnatea9645 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Waltzing Matilda was not what I was expecting and the Aussie Choir in me immediately started singing it.

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s a song about a criminal killing himself rather than giving the cops the satisfaction of catching him, it seemed fitting ^-^

    • @aleisha-k6y
      @aleisha-k6y 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DarkandTwistedWhisperI was gladly singing along with the song til I read this 😭 I never knewww I just thought it was a cute song my whole lifeee is a lieeeee

  • @briarrose8631
    @briarrose8631 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Part two please!! I love David. So scary and yet so entralling. I love your acting ☺️

  • @summerbailey1010
    @summerbailey1010 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “it’s been a rough week” - Same, it belongs on a t-shirt covered in fake blood stains 😂🤌🏻✨

  • @FaithTheFallen
    @FaithTheFallen ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I was so confussed by the singing at first but this is so much fun! Love this character.

  • @Masqueradia
    @Masqueradia ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Know how to get blood stains out?”
    … I have some experience, yes…

  • @Korihor666
    @Korihor666 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Having experienced going from well off to poor because my dad had the gall to have a stroke in America and I became more class conscious I am 1000% on board with David (in the fantasy sense). Eat the rich. 🍴

  • @bored_rabbit627
    @bored_rabbit627 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    You have a lovely singing voice.

  • @coreyinthedryer7368
    @coreyinthedryer7368 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    we love an anti rich love intrests

  • @blairallison18
    @blairallison18 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I’m such a fan already! The sinister singing had me hooked. I love that it’s up to the listener whether they’re complying for survival or because they’re actually charmed by David 🖤

  • @RED_PR1NC3
    @RED_PR1NC3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Hydrogen peroxide and cold water gets blood stains out very well.

    • @lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447
      @lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone knows this

    • @RED_PR1NC3
      @RED_PR1NC3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447 not everyone, most people wouldn't have a use for this fact.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@RED_PR1NC3 I feel like afab people would get a lot of use from this information

    • @haileyrussell9319
      @haileyrussell9319 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i was gonna say the same thing

  • @erenjaeger6219
    @erenjaeger6219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BEING AN AUSSIE AND HEARING THE AUSSIE ACCENT MADE THIS TEN TIMES BETTER >

  • @GuadaGlitchX
    @GuadaGlitchX ปีที่แล้ว +71

    God damn I feel like I'm in a movie with each audio, which also inspires me to keep creating a personal project about an original character of mine!!

  • @ivyjane9252
    @ivyjane9252 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He seems like a good guy and I can definitely see his point of view

  • @Jesus_HChrist
    @Jesus_HChrist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "just you and me here"
    "THATS THE PROBLEM"
    I CANT WITH THIS MAN

  • @ditzydoodle8381
    @ditzydoodle8381 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As much as I understand his feelings on this matter, I don't think I could eat in a house knowing there are corpses in the other room - and the whole time I'd be worried he'd change his mind and kill me to avoid witnesses or baggage. So I'd be eating the lobster on the verge of a panic attack and crying. XD

  • @lvingd3ad
    @lvingd3ad ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I know he ain't supposed to be a good guy, but he kinda made some good points.

  • @Casper_ham0
    @Casper_ham0 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Him: “Did he find you as a barista”
    me: an actual barista “ummm” 😂😂

  • @browneyedDreamer
    @browneyedDreamer ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've decided to dip my toe into the yandere pool and this was a pretty neat story to listen to; I think I'll try a few more of your works. Thanks!

  • @blackberry.sh1ne
    @blackberry.sh1ne ปีที่แล้ว +12

    oooo as an aussie i loved the waltzing matilda rendition and the accent too!! great vid!!

  • @marlepeace9844
    @marlepeace9844 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Soft Yan audios are so rare these days, so David has been dragging me back here over and over the past three days. I hope to see more of him as his attachment grows.
    The way he described watching the Listener before he busted into the house to do his “job” really sucked me into the immersion. I can really imagine myself as the Listener, meeting what I think is a cute nice guy, pulling out all the stops within their budget to make a good impression on his family only to be blindsided by the HUGE class gap. Sitting at the table with the cutlery, having no idea what bejewelled utensil does what while this damn rich family titters and makes barbed compliments and praising their son for “taking pity on the poor struggling server” and hyping themself up for “being so generous as to let us have a taste”. And Listener’s just sitting there, hands clenched in their lap and having to plaster your customer service smile, not touching the food at all because *you have no idea how to eat a whole lobster*.
    Of course, David could be an unreliable narrator and he’s projecting his own bias onto us. But I don’t think so… Why else would the Listener eventually find the courage to creep out themselves.
    The way you slowly shifted the tone of your voice from enticing yet dangerous to soft and open as he slowly connected the dots. Just chef’s kiss.

  • @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87
    @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The singing actually was one of the first things that made me relax. Its perfect.

  • @mermaidpalace_
    @mermaidpalace_ ปีที่แล้ว +89

    You did such a good job with his audio I bloody love it.❤ I really enjoyed making art for him...Also the fact that he has a hammer is actually pretty cool symbolism of the fact he's a socialist, hah.

  • @Craftycatz1289
    @Craftycatz1289 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Slasher: *talks about eating the rich*
    Me, who just wanted some food to stuff myself with: 😨

  • @twistedfreakery2338
    @twistedfreakery2338 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    DAYUMMM I NEEDA PART 2 OMG

  • @FromUnderTheStars
    @FromUnderTheStars ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Please I beg of you.
    KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK! Something about all of your killer / slasher characters are just so addictive, please please consider making more with those! 🙏💛🫶💛

  • @thefishyoracle
    @thefishyoracle ปีที่แล้ว +34

    At this moment, I remembered I was a slasher fucker

  • @totallynotsyren
    @totallynotsyren ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I never thought I would enjoy and audio like this omg this was amazing AND THE SINGING DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON HOW SPECTACULAR THAT WAS

  • @fennex2706
    @fennex2706 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hearing waltzing Matilda activated the pure bogan in me

  • @retrolover80
    @retrolover80 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    YOUR SINGING VOICE OMFG?????? THIS IS MY FIRST VIDEO OF THIS CHANNEL AND I KNOW I'M STAYING LOYAL NOW. SING MORE PLEASEEE

  • @azarashi_lessthan3
    @azarashi_lessthan3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    NO ONE HERE IS TALKING ABOUT THE IMPECCABLE ACCENT???? I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS A BORN AND BRED AUSSIE UNTIL HE READ THE ARTWORK CREDIT

  • @makidanielsellis5936
    @makidanielsellis5936 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    oooo! this is delightful! love how hes talking good- but, also, verry clearly bit fu*cked up! also, nice job on the accent- and his manner of speak, realy quite good!

  • @roseheathens6212
    @roseheathens6212 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stop are you really inviting me to dinner in the middle of your murder scene 😭 I’m in let’s eat 🥲🥲🥲🥲
    SIR YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD

  • @jadedshampoo1281
    @jadedshampoo1281 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think Matilda is waltzing (I’m like 30 seconds in the video)

  • @UvaDub
    @UvaDub ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hm... so... I'm here to ask more of David?? This is a masterpiece??!? Thank you?!?!? How come are we getting this quality content for free? Someone care to explain, now.
    I love that he causes the chaos but he also cares to bring us peace and comfort through all that ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ bloody mess. Keep up with the good work, dude, and cheers from Brazil!

  • @Ren93250
    @Ren93250 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I need more of this, please!!!!!!!

  • @rook5922
    @rook5922 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my word, you have a lovely singing voice!

  • @alicelight4317
    @alicelight4317 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to hear a full cover of Waltzing Matilda! I keep replaying the beginning for it!

  • @ahlysab
    @ahlysab ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I need more of this character he’s so amazing!!!

  • @koukeki
    @koukeki ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My heart melted when you started singing

  • @_F-MC
    @_F-MC ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Video: *talking*
    Me: *starkng at wall in dark* "....A perverts guide to teyvat" *having trauma flashbacks of it* "👁👄👁💧"

  • @Icelettuce591
    @Icelettuce591 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    David is so real for all that

  • @Hope-Kio
    @Hope-Kio ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Reminds me the meme "i don't bite :)" "yeah but do you stab 🤨?" "..... ". "i don't bite 😃"

  • @TnntntNthtn
    @TnntntNthtn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His voice when he sings❤

  • @Aryana-vg4ct
    @Aryana-vg4ct ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This one's really great I would love to see a part 2 to this
    I just started watching some of your videos and I must say I'm really loving them❤❤❤

  • @yn72582
    @yn72582 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You have a lovely singing voice! Please make more things with David!!! This was such a good video like the rest of your videos you made! :D

  • @WowWoah-n3c
    @WowWoah-n3c ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro dropping bars🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @kotaleartist
    @kotaleartist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    him: dont suppose you know how to get blood out
    me, on my period: dont remind me

  • @SmokySweater
    @SmokySweater 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me, a kiwi, immediately zeroing in on the Aussie accent
    Immediate yelling

  • @avacadotoast5571
    @avacadotoast5571 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We're surprisingly chill about this lol

  • @IamEL1979
    @IamEL1979 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The crimes I would commit to see the process of how the art was made, it's gorgeous.

  • @MorganScorpion
    @MorganScorpion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You're singing voice is actually very good. I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @Edgy_trashcan
    @Edgy_trashcan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I listen to this to sleep and im out before Waltzing Matilda is over😂 I really hope David gets more videos in the future

  • @ArianaFunnie-xt6co
    @ArianaFunnie-xt6co ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What a wonderful voice 😄 ” the begging in the background” is there another part? Cause I want to hear it =D

  • @JenderQueer
    @JenderQueer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    NGL, David has become my Emotional Support Murderer. Every time I get angry/upset/frustrated with BS rich people & politicians have pulled, I come back to David.

  • @tranSkrunkler413
    @tranSkrunkler413 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    robin hood went on his rebellious teen phase wtf (in all seriousness as an aussie myself this is like the best thing in the entire world thank you for blessing my eardrums)

  • @strayash232
    @strayash232 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    hot and probably a socialist. double hot

  • @dngrsense
    @dngrsense 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He is spitting some facts

  • @killerqueen6733
    @killerqueen6733 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    david: i won't look for you, i got all the ones i needed to anyway
    me: aweeee that's cute ☺️

  • @dragonbat9634
    @dragonbat9634 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is great!
    Toothpaste is actually surprisingly good at getting blood out.

  • @cryptidmilk4074
    @cryptidmilk4074 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hoping and praying for a guy like this to come along irl 😌🥰

  • @Cheribunn
    @Cheribunn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    his singing is actually so pretty like omggg 😚

  • @verminlady
    @verminlady ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i can't stop listening to this omg... i hope you make more audios with david

  • @izzybest8867
    @izzybest8867 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “NOT ME” in the beginning made me JUMP omddd it scared the shit out of me

  • @Someones_Potato
    @Someones_Potato ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHY HIS SINGING SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
    GAAAAHHHH HE SO FLIRTY❤

  • @Alazanee
    @Alazanee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Damnnnn, his voice Is really goooooood

  • @GenAqua
    @GenAqua ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like him

  • @naomigoodman691
    @naomigoodman691 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve watched this a lot of times now! I really like it.

  • @theredace5065
    @theredace5065 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'mma be honest I didn't understand the song but your singing voice is impeccable.

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dawn dish soap and cold water. Douse in peroxide, then vinegar and baking soda. Toothbrush. Never dry or wash in warm water when still stained, otherwise it'll cook the remnants into the fibers. Housekeeper, by the way, not a barista. That's the one job I never had because I wasn't bougie and stuck up enough for the coffee shop managers in my area.

  • @bee71267
    @bee71267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Don’t suppose you know how to get blood out of clothes-“
    Cold water. And scrub with the same cloth against the stain.
    I speak with experience

  • @majurebs.mainnacc
    @majurebs.mainnacc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE ARTWORK ON THIS IS WOOOOOOOOOOWWW SO GOOD

  • @Jillickle
    @Jillickle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The singing is so good OKG😍

  • @pandoraswar
    @pandoraswar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "hydrogen peroxide and cold water for the blood stains" I say as my Stockholm syndrome shifts into third gear. XD

  • @Hakurakibsuji2810
    @Hakurakibsuji2810 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The song is kinda calming ngl

  • @LittleWerewolfPlushie
    @LittleWerewolfPlushie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oooh i like this character.

  • @tinygremlinguy
    @tinygremlinguy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    On pride month too :0000 this is gonna be a treat :)

  • @mrrgue
    @mrrgue ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i would love a part 2 for thisss omgg

  • @Goopyfrogboi
    @Goopyfrogboi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude you have such a nice voice!

  • @ponyboystaysgolden
    @ponyboystaysgolden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Okay why am I in love? I need help apparently but I need more of David like now. He's like a morally grey vigilante killer Robin hood and he's perfect. God I'm so gay 😩

  • @_lolz_vamusic53
    @_lolz_vamusic53 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro I wouldn't be 'hiding' or 'scared' I'd be busy microwaving chicken nuggets

  • @kkittyyKATT
    @kkittyyKATT ปีที่แล้ว

    The singing wowww omg its perfect and i love it 😭💕 ALSO ID DIE FOR A PART TO just for David

  • @kayladaangel
    @kayladaangel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yessss what a coincidence it my freaking family name, man being a matilda is awesome especially since it spelt the exact same way is wild to me, absolutely love this video, the voice is everything😍

  • @KorilD
    @KorilD ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ...Is it bad that I wish this could actually happen, or is it just a sign of the times? Regardless, lovely work! Love that hint of lonely desperation you put into his voice!

  • @emmaa9120
    @emmaa9120 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    god i love australian asmrist

  • @chubitso
    @chubitso ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ohhh to become david’s partner in crime ♡