If TH-cam is a circus, then Twitch is a strip club, that you can only experience from the window outside on a rainy day and everyone is making fun of you.
My name is Kevin CallMe, I am 20 something years old, I live in Vanilla Home. Every night before I go to bed, I host parties and dance in a small cage and I wake up the next morning feeling well rested. I tell you all this because I want to make a point. That I wish to live a normal life.
Kevin referring to his own Sim as "he" while referring to Jim as "me" is concerning Edit: People still arguing about DID please comment something about Kevin being funny or ANYTHING else it's been a YEAR
I don’t know why, but Kevin telling his sims to stop screaming in the yard cause they’re scaring the flamingos was what got me.... Yes Kevin, it’s the flamingos that are scared. 😂
I love how the creators of the Sims created the game to allow people to live out their dreams freely, of course kevin’s dream is not being a human speed bump
@@DeathRecon97 uh, I’m pretty sure both the real life Dracula and Stoker’s version were Transylvanian. Just because an author is from a specific country, doesn’t mean their characters are all from that country too 😅
@@TwinkleTwinkleTruly I'm aware hahahaha. Vampire Dracula is a character from Irish literature is my point. I don't actually believe that Count Dracula is from Clontarf.
I like how at the beginning Kevin was insisting he is making himself. But he cannot resist throwing parties and dancing in cages in the Sims - are we to assume that this art indeed imitates life???
@@zombifiedpariah7392 it may be annoying for some people ig, but I think it's pretty understable because for years he uploaded a video each day and it was almost always a new game. Playing so many different games everyday one is bound to forget some things about a game that one doesn't play too much. I also think it might be because of his ADHD, cuz its personally something that happens to me a LOT, I kinda forget almost everything if it's not like something I personally consider super important/that I'm fixated on (Adhd can suck lol)
The flamingos in the yard reminds of that time in Austin, TX when a guy sued his neighbor to try and get him to remove one flamingo in his front yard. He lost and the guy ended up putting up 50 flamingos in his front yard for years to come. Feckin' Legend.
If ya look at his Sims series it is, but if ya look over-all (youtube and twitch) he seems like a really nice guy. I personally think he shoulda put nice a lil higher, and I have reason for it.
The Sims 1 actually had a feature where you can take a photo of a face and apply it to a Sim, if you want that extra cursed feel and realism to it, lol.
Kevins' normal life : Being a gogo dancer and being haunted by the couple he murdered. I know you were'nt honest with us, you never said you were a gogo dancer !
I love how they accepted his party invite in the middle of the night and came over, only to tell him it’s too late and they’ve got to go. I love the sims 1😂
"I know that I spent all this time getting ready to show up for this party, then came all the way to your house by choice at this time of night, but it's getting late so I'll be leaving now." Brilliant.
"How come they're scaring each other and they like that, but when I just try to make conversation, everyone hates me?" I've been asking myself the same question for years, Kevin.
I've had my share of sinister experiments with The Sims back when I played it and tried multiple mods and cheats. But Kevin sitting at a table eating his food while the two neighbours are stuck 'surrendering' in the pool in front of him was the funniest shit I've ever seen. XD
Oh yeah, Sims 1 is wild. It's nearly impossible to get all their motives up with out cheating. And they are so dumb. God forbid you put a table and chairs near a corner. If they get out of the chair on the wrong side they get stuck between the wall and the chair and will eventually die if you don't move it.
Hey Kevin, just wanted to let you know in case you read this that watching your videos really helps me with my depression. I might still be lying in bed all day, but when I'm watching your videos I'm laughing. That means a lot to me, thank you for being you! :)
I always made my potion lab have a "secret door" - make the doorway recessed from the wall and block it with a bookcase, just move it to let sims in and out. That way, the cops can't get at you and give you meth fines, they just hang around confused for a few hours and leave.
Kevin dancing alone and going insane is honestly too relatable
While ghosts of his victims are forced to watch.
not relatable 😉😜
Yeah I'd like a magic wand curse the enemys
Me 3 months into lockdown
And normal for his videos
The fact that he didn't get hit by a car makes this Kevin a total psychopath
as if he isn't one already
but current kevin's a psychopath?
Maybe that could be a new therapy for psychopath, hit by car, just like kevin
it humbled him
We dont know if he got hit by car, just that he didnt get by car
If TH-cam is a circus, then Twitch is a strip club, that you can only experience from the window outside on a rainy day and everyone is making fun of you.
that’s deep bro
To the tune of God is a Dj
TH-cam is a clown, not the circus. The circus would be Twitter.
@ANIRUDH NAIR the twitter is not a clown, it's the entire circus.
@@Arthur_Hawke Twitter isn’t a circus, it’s the entire fair.
"So what job experience do you have?"
"didn't get by car"
Didn't get by car.
Didn't get by car.
Didnt get by carr
Didn't get by car
Didn't get by car
My name is Kevin CallMe, I am 20 something years old, I live in Vanilla Home. Every night before I go to bed, I host parties and dance in a small cage and I wake up the next morning feeling well rested. I tell you all this because I want to make a point. That I wish to live a normal life.
And I didn't get by car.
When the middle schooler with the weird head finds your tombstone collection
H a y a t o
He's 27
@@emilykins008 huh
Kevin referring to his own Sim as "he" while referring to Jim as "me" is concerning
Edit: People still arguing about DID please comment something about Kevin being funny or ANYTHING else it's been a YEAR
You're... Right. I'm very concerned
this is some DID Kevin probably doesn't know he has!
as someone who has DID and whose alters plays the sims im crying at this theory rn
@@TimeWizard727 my bad 🙈.
@@HorrorDiva01 omg nah its just relatable af 😭
"I made myself in the sims and became horribly cursed"
Everything Kevin does in the sims is cursed
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON are you a robot? /yes/no/
@@IamaPERSON thank you ^ ^
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 you're welcome
@@themanbehindtheslaughter655 nah, I'm a person
"Why use many words when small words do same?"
Me watch Kevin. Happy.
turg happy
me agree
Good time.
hagrid
See Kev. Happy
The reverse haunting: Your eternal soul is trapped on Kevin's lot. The only thing to do is watch Kevin cage dance alone late at night.
I guess Hell isn't just fire and brimstone.
@@vague_velleity you mean heaven?
@@floatinghamstick - Hell, because the cage burned down.
Can we move things around?
Didn't get by car...
Alternate title: Sims Kevin commits war crimes, and did not get by car
Didn't get by car indeed.
Alternate title: "Kevin gets bullied by twitch chat for 24min straight"
I think it's less Twitch chat and more Kevin himself
it was more like an hour lmao
*THAT* would be the GTA Chaos mod streams
I don’t know why, but Kevin telling his sims to stop screaming in the yard cause they’re scaring the flamingos was what got me.... Yes Kevin, it’s the flamingos that are scared. 😂
I love how the creators of the Sims created the game to allow people to live out their dreams freely, of course kevin’s dream is not being a human speed bump
I love how he started with trying to recreate himself and just immediately reverted to killing, torturing and general chaos
Never change kevin
You know that its going to be REALLY chaotic when Kevin makes himself in the Sims.
*Didn't get by car.*
The two Sims waiting to drown and Kevin’s eating a salad. It’s like Dracula, except Irish.
"Oh by jaysus lads, I'll drink yer blood like a fine pint o' guinness!"
When you want your drink cold AND fresh
Actually, Dracula is Irish. The author Bram Stoker was from Dublin
@@DeathRecon97 uh, I’m pretty sure both the real life Dracula and Stoker’s version were Transylvanian. Just because an author is from a specific country, doesn’t mean their characters are all from that country too 😅
@@TwinkleTwinkleTruly I'm aware hahahaha. Vampire Dracula is a character from Irish literature is my point. I don't actually believe that Count Dracula is from Clontarf.
I don’t know if Kevin or Jim Pickens is more chaotic in the Sims..
That is a tough decision 😂
It's Kevin, it's all in there.. Jim Pickens is just a demonic manifestation of his evil impulses
Yes.
@@roque87 demonic?? Don’t you dare disrespect the dear leader !!! Wait .. you said demonic? .. yeah ok 😂
Fool, Jim Pickens is a filtered version of Kevin
I like how at the beginning Kevin was insisting he is making himself. But he cannot resist throwing parties and dancing in cages in the Sims - are we to assume that this art indeed imitates life???
Not even 2 minutes in his new home, and his already making a meth lab
12 minutes, actually
"why am I being haunted? this doesn't make any sense!"
Kevin there's 2 gravestones lmao
Of the people you killed in cold blood! It makes perfect sense! Why would you not be haunted 😂
i swear he forgets everything about a game after he plays it because every time he's played the sims 1 he's been surprised and confused its SO funny
He only remembered how to pool-kill someone lol
Performative surprise
He does that with Minecraft too and it's low-key annoying tbh.
@@zombifiedpariah7392 it may be annoying for some people ig, but I think it's pretty understable because for years he uploaded a video each day and it was almost always a new game. Playing so many different games everyday one is bound to forget some things about a game that one doesn't play too much.
I also think it might be because of his ADHD, cuz its personally something that happens to me a LOT, I kinda forget almost everything if it's not like something I personally consider super important/that I'm fixated on (Adhd can suck lol)
@@Insanebehaviordude Oh he has ADHD? Damn I didn't know that. That explains a lot actually. Lol
Kevin is the TH-camr I go to when I'm not ok and I need funny and "safe" content. Truly unique.
Same
@@georgehutter339 sending you 💕
@@poxana2891 thanks, you're awesome.
Literally doing the same now... kind of ironic to realize this safe content is showing torture though😂 still, I'm here
@@kassiopeia5565 ahahahahahahaha he does it with a wholesome smile on his face, though ahahahha
I love how he just murdered two people within the first day, it's just in his nature
..he just like me...for real..
The flamingos in the yard reminds of that time in Austin, TX when a guy sued his neighbor to try and get him to remove one flamingo in his front yard. He lost and the guy ended up putting up 50 flamingos in his front yard for years to come. Feckin' Legend.
Love that. Also reminds me of Frank the Christmas Gargoyle.
Kevin putting “nice” as a trait is kind of funny when you think about the Sims 4 series
If ya look at his Sims series it is, but if ya look over-all (youtube and twitch) he seems like a really nice guy. I personally think he shoulda put nice a lil higher, and I have reason for it.
@@nightorchid5031 theyre just making a joke we know kev is a genuinely nice guy lol
“I’m a nice guy” then immediately drowns his neighbours in the pool 😂
@@cowboyanxiety Vidcund would disagree
"Can you please stop yelling in the yard, you're scaring the flamingos." Sounds like something my delusional grandma would tell her neighbors
I just love how Kevin was just immediately getting bullied lol
Gotta love how the whole game is in Comic Sans
Why did I read Comic Sans in Comic Sans
@@tenleyfrederick5219 omg same!
"You say "Magic", I say "Meth Lab""
That was unexpected.
Gunther dying slowly next to a vase of wilting friendship flowers is the most tragic thing I've seen in a while
"stop screaming, you're scaring the flamingos"
I just... I can't
Kevin will do literally anything to improve his sims mood except throw out the trash,
seems too relatable
The Sims 1 actually had a feature where you can take a photo of a face and apply it to a Sim, if you want that extra cursed feel and realism to it, lol.
Omg I totally did that it was HILARIOUS!
The way Kevin cried out, "MY POTIONS" when the genie lit it on fire took me out XD He sounded so heartbroken! Poor Kevin! XD
Kevins' normal life : Being a gogo dancer and being haunted by the couple he murdered. I know you were'nt honest with us, you never said you were a gogo dancer !
9:40 Kevin emptying the fridge directly onto the kitchen floor while the maid is trying to clean is hilarious
I love how they accepted his party invite in the middle of the night and came over, only to tell him it’s too late and they’ve got to go.
I love the sims 1😂
Kevin and Sims 1 is such a beautiful combination of chaos.
Kevin: I made myself in the sims!
Also Kevin: immediately drowns two strangers in the pool
13:06 that is the most hearty laugh i’ve ever heard kevin produce
"Eating bathroom pizza off the ground."
This is the most cursed thing Kevin has said in a while. Just horrifying.
Stupendous. I love how Kevin’s go to is “build a murder pool” and “wall up your friend”.
Grieving alot right now, being able to escape to this corner of the internet to watch these videos is a blessing.
Thanks alot kevin
Kevin = king of buying unfurnished houses and acting surprised without fail. ❤
seeing Kevin struggle to keep his mood and friendships up while having a job, that hits a little close to home
The evil clone is obviously the good version of Kevin who is polite generous and doesn't try to kill everyone he meets truly his antithesis
**Murders two sims**
"WHY AM I BEING HAUNTED THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"
The “don’t get by car” bit coming up again and again had me laughing so hard I was crying. Thanks Kevin.
"Why use many word when small word do same." A profound quote about conciseness.
-Knock knock
-who's there?
-not me (gets in carpool and leaves)
Kevin: I became horribly cursed in the Sims.
Everyone: Just like in real life
*Just like the simulations*
its the way he manually chose to pet the cat all while talking about killing the sims hahahahahha this guys something else
This was unequivocally one of the best streams I've ever watched from anyone and I'm so happy you condensed it down to a video 😩😩
"I know that I spent all this time getting ready to show up for this party, then came all the way to your house by choice at this time of night, but it's getting late so I'll be leaving now."
Brilliant.
Unrelated, but I like your picture
0:50 “don’t get by car” -The 2021 model Kevin
"How come they're scaring each other and they like that, but when I just try to make conversation, everyone hates me?"
I've been asking myself the same question for years, Kevin.
So if kevin wasn't hit by a car, he would of became a real life jim pickens?
Kevin’s laugh when the genie gave him more flamingos absolutely made my day
Kevin making himself in the sims? You already did this, and hit yourself with a car, I guess Kevin’s sim survived the damage
this is a prequel to the other kevin sim, it was foreshadowing when it said he didn’t get hit by the car
@@chiddle didnt get by car*
"Dancing alone at 2am on a Wednesday" hit too hard when watching this at 5am on the Thursday morning
Can we get a F in chat for all the brothers who were by car?
Thanks!
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All these years later and Kevin and Jim continue to wreak havoc everywhere they are or go.
I'm just horribly cursed!
Guns are good, mental health is bad
@Asya Inasfy lol bots
the "didnt get by car" bit is so funny 😂
I'll never grow tired of watching Kevin torture himself, even if it is in sim form.
How much brain damage do you want?
The sims: Yes
sims 1 is both a vibe and a mood.
that sim eating at the outside table while those other 2 watched is a fucking vibe lol
14:15 IM CRYING THE SOUND HE MADE
Damn, I don’t remember this game being so brutally difficult!
I've had my share of sinister experiments with The Sims back when I played it and tried multiple mods and cheats. But Kevin sitting at a table eating his food while the two neighbours are stuck 'surrendering' in the pool in front of him was the funniest shit I've ever seen. XD
Kevin having a crisis in Sims is what I live for
"Mama... I just killed a man... built a pool in my yard, he got in and now he's dead."
CallMeKevin: I'm nice 😢
Also CallMeKevin not even 30 seconds into the actual GamePlay: How do I kill this woman?
I love that this is the second time Kevin has moved into this house and both times he was shocked that it wasn't furnished
I'm surprised that this is an actual Sims game and not a weird bootleg version
Oh yeah, Sims 1 is wild. It's nearly impossible to get all their motives up with out cheating. And they are so dumb. God forbid you put a table and chairs near a corner. If they get out of the chair on the wrong side they get stuck between the wall and the chair and will eventually die if you don't move it.
The (relatively) unforgiving difficulty of this game makes Kevin's usual Sims shenanigans a spiral of genuine disaster like none of the others do
I like how you get a promotion at work, and can immediately expand your pool one tile. I wish real life was like this.
4:00 I love this dude's passion for building
"Work is in an hour?! But it dark time!"
Me waking up in Canada in January.
I just discovered this channel like 5 days ago max. I must have watched close to 25 videos so far. This is what TH-cam needs more content wise! 😅🎉🎉
The The TH-camr Family & Vidcund Saga is an epic series.
Kevin: hey there friends :) how are we all :))
Kevin’s sims: **on fire and screaming**
“a gogo cage? What’s this?”
Zooms In on sim dancing in cage: “E uh blah uh blah” 😂😂😂
I'm so happy, to see Kevin beautiful face every day, thank you Kevin!
4:25 As an employee at a certain warehouse, I can tell you that is UNDOUBTEDLY how my rides to work begin
The best part is Kevin lost literally everything of value except for the genie lamp.
Of course the genie sets his potion lab on fire lol
Kevin your good mood is so contagious, thanks for making my day (again) :)
Hey Kevin, just wanted to let you know in case you read this that watching your videos really helps me with my depression. I might still be lying in bed all day, but when I'm watching your videos I'm laughing. That means a lot to me, thank you for being you! :)
Kevin makes himself and kills 2 people in a few minutes is terrifying
" *I'm having this party with or without them* " is a whole mood.
Kevin couldn't wait to show us he made himself in the Sims, he had to release it a half hour early
Wonder why he did that, anyway
@@IamaPERSON if I'm not mistaken, he's gonma do something special in twitch and that's why he uploaded earlier today
@@kr_sh_ interesting
Wtf I thought I commented on this video I never watched and almost had a trip
“MY POTIONS!!”
My lord did I cackle 🤣🤣
Day 99 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
We need to get this
please kevin please
You're still going-
You got this! He will eventually see...
Wow it really is i looked
please kevin
If Kevin was never hit by that car, he would have been too powerful for this world. But at this point i feel like Kevins wrath would be a mercy on us.
I always made my potion lab have a "secret door" - make the doorway recessed from the wall and block it with a bookcase, just move it to let sims in and out. That way, the cops can't get at you and give you meth fines, they just hang around confused for a few hours and leave.
i love this one so much we need more of this lmao
This man brings brightness to my depression thank you Kevin you always make me laugh
13:35 "I somehow made the situation worse. Well, I'm going to stuff my face now." ...are you simulating your life, or mine?
*2 min rant about how good he feels* "I'm gonna choose fire" "MY POTIONS!"
Omg this video brought back so many memories, Sims 1 was so hard!!! Loved this video lmao.