If it's a Flex Seal product, it has to... 1. Work underwater 2. Applied on a damaged boat... 3. Make the inside *_COMPLETELY_* dry. 4. Applied to *_ALOT OF DAMAGE_*
Because you have a very simple sense of humor and anything amuses you. Congratulations, you probably are one of the millions of people who support stupid remakes of movies and gladly give your money up for easy entertainment.
glass bottom boat A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know. Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap. glass-bottom-boat.urbanup.com/1929698
For the original Flex Seal spray, Phil turned a pickup truck into a boat. For Flex Seal Colors, he turned an old, rusty pickup trick into a *submarine* . That's more impressive.
i hate all of you
subscribe to my channel
Because memes
Why did you give your own comment a love heart
What do you meme?
U liked ur own comment.
That’s a lotta damage
"I'm gonna need a bigger boat!"
Goes back in time and flex seals the Titanic back together
Game Advisor
Phil: AND ITS COMPLETELY DRY
@@Riotnnez Passes iceberg*
"WhAt ArE yOu LoOKin aT?!"
This cracked me into pieces
@@Messier-gq9yl and repaired it with flex tape
U mean flex tape
He sniffed too much flex glue and now all he sees is Martians!
You copied a comment
@@oliverpyide7748 You mean he copied JonTron.
Fuck i just liked your comment it was on 169
wether he copied it or not
its true as fuck
Flex salt*
he sounds so happy that he is slowly spiraling into madness
Exactly
Who wouldn't?
As above so below 🤷🏽♂️😂
At least he's having fun
@@Manisreal true
“HELLO FISHY”
~Phil swift
Berd dube is now a crusader nice.
Oml
666
Th liker
Aw I hate you to
If it's a Flex Seal product, it has to...
1. Work underwater
2. Applied on a damaged boat...
3. Make the inside *_COMPLETELY_* dry.
4. Applied to *_ALOT OF DAMAGE_*
to*
Christian Hexum and he also has to make something crazy using the product
Survive infested waters
@Howelle Andrei Buntile that's a lot of damage
That's alot of damage *HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE*
Phil: gets into his car with a boat
His neighbors: oh no he’s doing it again
🤣
Alot of damage
This is how advertisements should be. worth my time to watch
Just doing crazy shit
AND ON THE INSIDE COMPLETELY DRY
jeez how often does he say that
All day long because that's the whole point of the product and his job
@@OrigoZ damn, beat me to the joke
All the time
Completely Dry
5 times
Why did I die of laughter when he said “hello fishy!”
Where
0:41
I always did when I was younger lol
Because you have a very simple sense of humor and anything amuses you. Congratulations, you probably are one of the millions of people who support stupid remakes of movies and gladly give your money up for easy entertainment.
I did too
In conclusion: The inside is completely dry
Discombobulate
Yells at turtle "W U T. A R E. U L O O K I N A T
lil turte: "gezz phil, chill out. Just checkin your sick af sub.
Longfall 0.5 Yeah turtle was just chillin and swimmin and he yells at him for no freaking reason 😡😢🤬
500th like
UwU Chill 😂💀
I like turtles
New drinking game: every time he says “and the inside is completely dry,” take a shot.
It when he says "NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
Graham Green th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html
5 timed
Times
... a flex shot
Phrase of the year:
So the inside is completely dry
I love the original “I sawed this boat in half” clip because he sounds so proud of himself.
Baby swift: aa..a
Mum: he’s saying his first word!
Baby swift: AND THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRY!
Lol
XD
AFTER A DAY ON THE WATER
Proud dad phill
XD
*hElLo FiShIeS*
SuperIsSarcastic H E L L O F I S H I E S
HEy wHaT aRe YoU lOokINg AT
SuperIsSarcastic hElL0 fIsHiEs
God damit super
What are you looking at?
Only if we had The whole family of Flex Seal products when the titanic
sunk.
Kernal Yeeman lol
Then there wouldn’t be just one itianic
That won't be possible the water from the damage was rushing in very fast so it won't be possible at all
phil swift: *sees sharks*
Sharks: nah, it looks he's already had enough on his plate
Ticket Llamas th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html
I swear Phil's wife had an affair with a boat.
TitoKeytarHero or he did
AND THE INSIDE WAS COMPLETELY DRY.
Phil is one of those people that can make you watch ads willingly.
yes
H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M sort of like vat 19 and fiber fix
Fr
@Blue-bf8lv I haven't heard of fiber fix but I have heard of vat19
Phil’s last words “And the inside is completely dry”
“And the inside is completely dry”
~Phil
That's what he said last night😅
😂😂😂
@@UknxwnSci and my wife is completely dry!
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Phil Swift: wooder
Works even underwurer
he probably has a new jersey accent
ChrisFix and him should team up for a vid.
MrHillfolk
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not one person:
Chris Fix 🔧: soapy WOODER
My friend says water like that... I roast his ass everytime he says it 😂😂😂
why is this under the boat category
oh i see...
glass bottom boat
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
glass-bottom-boat.urbanup.com/1929698
Touches glass
Fingerprint
“Now that’s a lot of damage”
Lol
Andres chet th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html
He just hates boats
Take a shot every time he says "the inside is completely dry"
Bad Leftfoot dead
My insides aren't gonna be completely dry
Just downed my sexteenth bottle lmao
You owe me a new liver
A flex shot?
Legend says Phil Swift is still lost after his last commerical for Flex Tape Clear.
And the inside is still completely dry.
“Holy s***, look at all this damage!”
Why they be casting Joaquin Pheonix as Joker when there's this guy?
Fr
"Hey what are you lookin' at?"
1:49
This is how many times Phil swift said “the inside is completely dry”.
⬇️
Stop begging
It’s called a joke
Still it's like begging so people will see your comment
Do you not understand a joke they don’t have to like it
@@rockytheory9529 then don't put an arrow pointed towards like if they are not supposed to like it
“The inside is completely dry!” *water starts pouring in*
Flex seal : * was created *
_Everyone liked that_
nobody:
phil swift: “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!”
Favorite part was when he said “The inside is completely dry”
@Jabroney You will find the answer to that at the Flex World
Just like my wife
Which time the first second third fourth or fifth time
Jabroney just like the hostages in my underground dungeon
Weston H. 😂
Mom: Go shower
Me: I.. I can't i got flex seal on my body i am waterproof
What we learned today: the inside is completely dry
LOOKATALLTHISDAMAGE
HOWABOUTALITTLEMORE
Nobody:
JonTron: I'll TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK !!!
@Sagan Murphy Damn you don't have to be rude about it.
@MemeiosoYTP Thank you I'll be more careful next time
Sagan Murphy its JonTron smart ass
@Sagan Murphy that's the channels name jackass
Noone:
Phil Swift: *I T ' S C O M P L E T E L Y D R Y*
After an entire day on the water, of course.
Did you ever realize he never touches the flex steal.
Upgoing Gaming yeah
I meant yeah
Shut up Susan
Susan Holmes shut up Susan
yeah i kept looking
Let's be honest...
you came here for 3:18
nah
I came here for 0:43
I came here to see him laugh maniacally at a bucket he stabbed five times while saying "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"
2:27 is what i came for
@@justinklloyd That's what I came for too!
Phil: to show u the power of flex products
Buckets, boats, and anything else in phils eyesight: pooping itself
1:22 sure Phil you repaired the boat. But the pealing metal is still a hazard.
Great Crab_00
But with a few fresh coats of Flex seal's liquid rubber adhesive, these metal hazards are water under the bridge!
Great Crab_00 who cares?
This is how many boats he fixed
👇
This is how many boats he destroyed
👇
@@juku619 uh I think he only destroyed one or two
@@girl-xk2db well its 4
next thing u know his begging for boats
504
FYXZ: makes video 1 year ago
TH-cam: yeah, let’s recommend this in January 2020
Tin boat shop: man who would ever buy all these tin boats from us?
Phil: Gimme all those boats!
Phil: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Phil is the only one powerful enough to fight shagy at 100% power
The insane asylums said “no, he’s to crazy.”
2:08 when he destroys all thing in the world
If only the top gear guys flex seal then their boats wouldn’t have sunk
Yep.
no one:
phil swift: lOoK At aLl tHiS dAMaGe
Phil Swift: ready!?
*casually shoots cannon*
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS Phil has gone to far he has sniffed to much flex glue and now all he can see is martins
4:25 "Shark Infested Waters" like nurse sharks are going to do anything to you
me: dumps truck coated with flex seal into the water
truck: somehow floats
Mole: SHE LIVVVEES!
A man of culture I see. We need more Atlantis memes
Me: This Man is either crazy or a genius
Phil: I'm actually insane
2:17 i like how it says *Don't try this* instead of "don't try this at home"
"the Titanic 2 is coming out soon"
Phil **heavy breathing**
*_T H A T ' S A L O T T A D A M A G E !_*
Phil Swift: Enters a shed
The shed supplies: *shake in fear*
Me: also blasts holes in boats using a cannon
Everybody in the world: now,.....WHERE in the CRAP did he get REAL a CANNON?!
From that tank.
“That’s a lot of damage “
“I stabbed this random hobo, and to stop the bleeding, I sprayed him with flex seal!”
Now that’s a lotta damage!
Phil swifts favorite word “AND THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRYYYY”
DiabloMFWIC xd words*
No its
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
No its
THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE
MrSuicide Sheep my bad i was in a hurry
David Maxwell THAT TOO.
Phil: goes to interview
Possible employer: so what have you done with your life
Phil: 3:20
OMFG I'm dying 😂😂😂
Lul
Lol
Lol
*wheeze*
This man needs to be put on a watchlist
First one be like:
"Ford, built tough."
That's an S10 tho
Found On Road Dead
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
@Dehydrated Water first on race day
Fix it again Tony.
@@harrimat100 😂
That's a lot of damage
No one:
Phil Swift : "Time to make a truck a boat"
To show you the power of the Flex family of products...
*_We made our own functioning warship!_*
HELLO FISHY
-phill Swift 2019”
"And The Inside Is Completely Dry"
Phil-2019
me: let’s see what’s on yt toda-
youtube: so u wanted to see how insane Phil is?
‘‘It CaN TaKE a pOundINg”
-Phil Swift 2018
I love the part when he says “to show you the power of”
“To demonstrate the amazing power of Flex Seal, I’m gonna repair this young couples’ relationship with Flex Seal!”
3:08
Ιτζ α Με α ΜαΡΙΟ
I think Phill is sponsered by Yahoo
Nigel Phil*
What we learned:
1. Phil likes cutting boats
2. Phil likes turning trucks into boats
1:51 The clip that everyone was looking for.
You may have seen a bucket
But you never seen me fuck it
@@hawtdanger5256 ah a man of culture I see👌
“That’s a lot of damage!” phil quoting the all mighty Billy Mays
Phil swift should be placed on the fbis most wanted list
Your right he should
FBI should be placed on the Phil Swift most wanted list
Phil swift be like every day when he breaks things with a knife and a chain saw,THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Phil’s catchphrase with boats:
ANd the inSiDe iS CoMePLEtelY DrY!!!!
"I SAWED ANOTHER BOAT IN HALF!!
1:49
(Turtle floats by)
Phil: what are you looking at
(Triggers every visco girl ever)
Whenever you hear the words "to show you the power of" you know it's gonna be a good commercial
Nobody:
Phil: *And I cut this boat in half!*
Its: I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF
But only because he had to show the power of flex tape
Nobody
Phil:*that alot of dame*
For the original Flex Seal spray, Phil turned a pickup truck into a boat.
For Flex Seal Colors, he turned an old, rusty pickup trick into a *submarine* .
That's more impressive.
Added to my memes playlist
Same
No one:
Phil Swift: AND THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRY
Felix Schenk definitely not stolen
*He Used A Nuke To Prove The Power Of Flex Tape On 1/20/2050
One of these days, Phil's gonna miss a hole in his boat and then R.I.P. Phil Swift (a boat and pretty much every vehicle harraser
Imagine if a product doesn't work during filming:
"And the inside is completely dry- oh god, it's leaking. *THAHT'S ALOTTA DAMNIDGE"*
Me: Water
Phil Swift: W O O T E R
canada
In philly: yeah i'll get a steak wit wiz, and a bottle wahdah
I think I’ll need a bigger boat- Noah
Something I needed but didn’t know I needed thanks for recommending this TH-cam.
This is how many boats Phil has destroyed and fixed
👇🏼 EDIT: thx for 73 likes :3
Don’t subscribe To me 43
I’m made it 69. Noce
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Phil swift speaking to his wife: So ThE iNsIdE iS cOmPlEtElY dRy
Literally the most likes on a comment 😂😂❤
Flex tape cant fix that
LoL
He used flex condoms
Will Pongase LMAO
@@DXM339 flex tape clear coated with flex seal 😂