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  • @beelot.1
    @beelot.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    “Women that disgust me...my list”
    “•Racist white women”
    *Legit 5 seconds ago*
    “•Black women”

    • @folbykleetwood7462
      @folbykleetwood7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      He prefers racist men, obviously

    • @kamikv
      @kamikv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      i think he could of said im gay
      because i dont think he lookin for any women

    • @TheDukeofCheese12
      @TheDukeofCheese12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      See also...
      "I won't date Heightist women"
      5 seconds later
      "I won't date anyone over 5' 9" or under 5' 3"."

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      "Women that disgust me... my list"
      "Religious women"
      *1 min later*
      "Women I will date"
      "God-fearing women"

    • @listen2164
      @listen2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Obviously, by religious, he means a woman who believes in a God he can't put behind his ego

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "It's not a career unless it pays the majority of your income..."
    Then pay her...

  • @hiyaitsiya1005
    @hiyaitsiya1005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    As someone who has attempted to make croissants before, I can relate to the first lady's pain.

    • @bangotrue1089
      @bangotrue1089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      hiya its iya it was a WÄHMÄN?
      Edit:why am i getting all these likes?

    • @lispy0nline
      @lispy0nline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hiya its iya same

    • @GayMarcoting
      @GayMarcoting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ohmygawd the infinite folding over itself ughhhh!

    • @onnileinonen4744
      @onnileinonen4744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What kind of masochist would bring SELF MADE croissants to WORK

    • @amber7591
      @amber7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Just looking at the recipe I said, "yeah, not happening."
      I bet they're so freaking delicious though.

  • @Scandal262
    @Scandal262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    > says he hates 'heightist' women
    > also explicitly states he would only date awoman from 5,3 to 5, 9

    • @GreyPetro
      @GreyPetro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *hypocrite*

    • @شعبة-ت6ط
      @شعبة-ت6ط 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hypocrite..

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      also he say that dark skin woman disgusts him but he won’t date a white racist woman

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @isilverskeleton But you're right. It should be 5.25-5.75 feet, if you're doing it in decimal :)

    • @asiyaa3752
      @asiyaa3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      444th like

  • @frostwyvern
    @frostwyvern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Let me just fix that list for him
    "List of women I won't date:
    -women"

    • @smaj.9998
      @smaj.9998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Except for a famous actress which he will DEFINETLY marry one day because everybody would wish for being able to marry such a scumbag! And those REALISTIC RULES he sets! Such an unbelievably nice and no-assholelike man!

    • @kuba_mar
      @kuba_mar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "List of women i will date:
      -ERROR - no matching subjects found in any known records"

    • @traaa
      @traaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Add a “existing” to the women

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      list of women he won't date:
      all of them
      no one wants him

    • @ahmednassri6271
      @ahmednassri6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "human"

  • @walker5653
    @walker5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "-NO DISABLED"
    "I'M DISABLED!"
    Kowalski, Analysis!

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This ain't it, cheif

    • @doommaximus6388
      @doommaximus6388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toadle seems she has a deep self hatred.

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Toadle *scritch scratch!*
      Kowalski: “it seems to be a very deep seated self hatred...”

    • @notdoneyet1361
      @notdoneyet1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "NO CHURCH-GOING WOMEN"
      "GOD-FEARING WOMEN, NO SLUTS"

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2863

    Men I'll date:
    -Almost anyone except that dude

    • @cheesoid6628
      @cheesoid6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      So you're saying there's a chance?

    • @jesust6463
      @jesust6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sorry bro theres no chance.

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @lailacook462
      @lailacook462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What about a Comrade like myself?

    • @cathawk4628
      @cathawk4628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I have more than one pennies. You like?

  • @JokeHatesItHere
    @JokeHatesItHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    "Women that disgust me... my list"
    "Religious women"
    *1 min later*
    "Women I will date"
    "God-fearing women"

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @FML im quoting the video? I didn't even say anything

    • @southbeastgamingftw
      @southbeastgamingftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      FML Are you alright in the noggin there?

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @FML Are you okay?

    • @dudenamedzelda3179
      @dudenamedzelda3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That just took a 180

    • @lagartijamuerta
      @lagartijamuerta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @FML This is the hardest I've ever seen someone's snarky comment backfire and it was outside of Reddit, congratulations on your incredible accomplishment

  • @savannahcotton8414
    @savannahcotton8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    No disabilities.
    "I'm disabled".

    • @IndiaWhiskey
      @IndiaWhiskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Savannah Cotton “I don’t like people judging me on my disabilities”

    • @seblorkhan2618
      @seblorkhan2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@IndiaWhiskey ahhh hypocrisy at its finest

  • @heehoooo
    @heehoooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    The Peach Scone intro is my one of my favorites yet

    • @weirdtrot1
      @weirdtrot1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      peepee poopoo sameee

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Fucking right??! Hobo Johnson is the best indie artist rn

    • @jockohomosexual
      @jockohomosexual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@majormelon8855 literally one of the most mysoginistic assholes in the industry but ok. genuinely i can reccomend tons of better indie artists who aren't huge dicks lmao

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, sorry you feel that way. His stuff has gotten me through some tough shit: more of a personal thing ig.

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This was actually my introduction to Hobo Johnson. ROHJ became an important part of my life because of this video

  • @XxTheRealArceexX
    @XxTheRealArceexX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    So, this dude either wants to date an Indian actress, or a body pillow.

    • @christians4854
      @christians4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nah, I don’t think most body pillows are taller than 5’3

    • @holyshard530
      @holyshard530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And also wants her to be..
      A house..wife? That's a little weird but if you consider the rest of it..it's more weirder..
      I mean, he hates feminists and SJWS who, if you think too hard about it, would slice him in half and rip him to bits for some reason that I do not want to know of in any way..no I don't hate them, they both seem to be good communities from what I've heard, if they arent absolutely insane and shoving things down the skulls of those who dare say anything with no mercy what so ever..they seem alright.

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao yea

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@holyshard530 sjws and feminists are not good groups, at least the extreme ones which I’d say make up the very vocal and influential minority of them

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ambi_cc8464 truthfully the only feminists who hate men with a burning passion, and want to eliminate them all together, are TERFs, who are transphobic, so i would be hesitant to even call them feminist. the rest of us just want like,,,basic respect, and equal treatment. i would say anti-SJWs are far more intolerable than some alt chick who supports gay rights.

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    Guy: "I won't date racist women"
    Also guy: "I DON'T LIKE WOC"

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I don’t think he hated *all* women of color, he was apparently fine with Indian women, and Asian... he’s just racist against black people, because he sucks

    • @mattnikolaus
      @mattnikolaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Guy: I hate peple of coler

    • @browhattheactualfu-2659
      @browhattheactualfu-2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He also said brown or white women was okay so I don't know wtf is wrong with this guy

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "Women that disgust me... my list"
      "Religious women"
      *1 min later*
      "Women I will date"
      "God-fearing women"

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@browhattheactualfu-2659 I got the feeling it was some racist Indian dude or something because the chances of a white guy knowing a bollywood actress off the top of their head is pretty slim. It also explains the selective racism a lot more.

  • @blake8671
    @blake8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    “IMO a career is when your job pays the majority of your bills...”
    >Refusing to pay for photos that could pay the majority of their bills

    • @tyrekodebiyi8949
      @tyrekodebiyi8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      good point

    • @creeperslayer241
      @creeperslayer241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "She used me to build her portfolio"
      "Starting photographers should use cosplayers to build their portfolio."
      Bitch, she already did.

  • @diamonddog2638
    @diamonddog2638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2663

    HOLD UP! (8:55)
    This dude says that he's disgusted by black/Indian women and then says he's also disgusted by _racist_ white women. Let me say that again. Not not interested in. Not turned off by. DISGUSTED BY.

    • @MaddieW1222
      @MaddieW1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Diamond Dog He also says he doesn't want preachy/religious women, but turns around and says he wants a regular churvh-goer...

    • @equinox2672
      @equinox2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I noticed that too!! Such a hypocrite. That one annoyed me so much...

    • @garrettwade1294
      @garrettwade1294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Diamond Dog
      Also, apparently equality means spitting the bill in half or having them pay for all of it, but never doing that yourself.

    • @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
      @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      He wants a virgin who gives sex regularly.

    • @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
      @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      He is East Indian I guarantee. Hates Blacks, hates Asians, hates Whites, knows about some Indian actress nobody has heard of outside of India.

  • @ilsemakesstuff
    @ilsemakesstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    Apart from the list guy being racist, a hypocrit, and so many other things, the "gives sex regularly" got me. Apparantly he has never experienced a woman actually enjoying sex so he considers it something women 'give'. It says alot, I think.

    • @xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570
      @xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not racist, just a sexist dumbass.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      +Xx-xXTheTrueKingXx-xX you might want to rewatch that bit.

    • @xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570
      @xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mook_butt8037 not wanting to date a specific race doesn't make you racist it's just a preference/value. Me being black myself prefer to date white women. It'd be racist if he didn't like (key word like) black people all together male and female. But all together no one male or female should have that many preferences when dating you get what you get, if you and that person click you click regardless of their looks. Not saying you can't have preferences but you shouldn't have THAT MANY and they definitely shouldn't be values just preferences.

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      @@xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570 "black women" was written under the title "women that disgust me" not under "women I wouldn't date" so yeah I'd say he's racist

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      He already had a list for women he would not date but he felt he needed to create a list for "women who disgust me" and let people know black (and black indian) women are on that list. Am I missing something here?

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Men I'll date:
    -Anyone
    -Anyone my age
    -Literally anyone
    -Anyone but that guy

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    13:00
    *wont date a disabled person*
    “I hate when people won’t date me because I’m disabled”
    Umm.... *cough cough* hypocrite *cough*

    • @cryosthesia77k69
      @cryosthesia77k69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      SOMEONE BUST OUT THE GRILL BECAUSE THE ROAST IS *ON*

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Havoc Playz LOL thanks I think

    • @numanuma250
      @numanuma250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Typically dudes like there are at least 50% of the things they say they won't date lol. That list was fucking painful

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Racist white women"
      *earlier on the list*
      "Black women"
      what a fine individual

    • @fenrirchisholm
      @fenrirchisholm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PREACH!

  • @Davie504
    @Davie504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    let's be honest who doesn't hate *golddigers*

    • @jackstack9367
      @jackstack9367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Davie504 Yo what's up my man? Didn't think I'd see you here.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      But can you play Goldigger with a Goldigger ?

    • @frankietheghost9385
      @frankietheghost9385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      um I think you mean goldigers

    • @frankietheghost9385
      @frankietheghost9385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ScientificallyNerdy goldigers

    • @stjames3852
      @stjames3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dudee the funkiest man alive watches sorrow tv

  • @MsRuell
    @MsRuell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Pay for everything"
    "No golddiggers"
    - There can only be 1 golddigger in a relationship.

  • @glow3116
    @glow3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I hope the guy that has a list of “likes and dislikes” of women finds a woman that fits all those qualities. Then it turns out she’s married and faithful to a different man. I’d love to see his reaction.

    • @TheRedPandaCat
      @TheRedPandaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He'd probably freak out, call her a slut, call her husband a Chad, and screech about how women never give nice guys like him a chance.

    • @Twoshimion
      @Twoshimion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      TheRedPandaCat oh so like a r/niceguys type of reaction

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Twoshimion textbook r/niceguy

    • @КобальтРейген
      @КобальтРейген 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh, I found a better variant
      He'll ask her out and then she just punches him in the face..
      *because she's a redditor*

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hed stalk her. and try to kill her. and go to jail.

  • @shannons.7466
    @shannons.7466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    "Looking for a man who is not disabled...I'm disabled and don't like being rejected for my disability"

    • @officercat7907
      @officercat7907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Shannon S. As someone who has Spina Bifida and actually is Handicapped, i apologize for that type of behavior.

    • @dy4914
      @dy4914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r.i.p

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@officercat7907 Don't apologize for something you are not the cause of. You are not at fault, and therefore your correlation with that person of having a disability means nothing.

    • @officercat7907
      @officercat7907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HorseLuver4Ever still, i can't help but be ashamed that actual adults are acting like the scarred kids from a damn hospital

    • @cokecinderella5520
      @cokecinderella5520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gunslinger Marston no need to apologise for something you didn’t do and didn’t partake in or believe in, there’s always bad people in every community stay well and do you honey 😄❤️

  • @DismemberedHat
    @DismemberedHat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    As a cosplayer, I have never had a photographer do a full photoshoot for free so idk what that petty cosplayer is talking about. I've had some inexpensive shoots done because the photographer was new and was trying to build up experience, but NEVER free.

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Just Me yep. did a crossplay as Super Pochaco and got a "free photoshoot" offer. politely declined. i know what goes on there, mister body odor with a camera.

    • @KoiPuff
      @KoiPuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So I’ve done full shoots for free but only for friends or groups I was a part of. I also knew photogs who would do free sessions but they wouldn’t do any edits and it was VERY basic.

    • @DismemberedHat
      @DismemberedHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KoiPuff I've had one friend who was willing to do a shoot for free so she could get more experience, but I still gave her some money for her time. But all of that is because she is a close friend of mine

  • @xopalatium
    @xopalatium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    sorrowtv's character looks like a scooby doo character

    • @bubblez172737
      @bubblez172737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I fucking thought so too XD

    • @F.f-t9k
      @F.f-t9k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It looks autistic

    • @crow_boi3387
      @crow_boi3387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought it looked a little like a total drama character.

    • @gamingconnoisseur67
      @gamingconnoisseur67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it looked like the scout from tf2

    • @anonymoususer1259
      @anonymoususer1259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like it

  • @asiyaa3752
    @asiyaa3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "No tattoos or piercings" damn guys I failed the test, my ears aren't virgins

    • @heyhey439
      @heyhey439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. I actually don't know any women that don't have pierced ears lmao

    • @Kuolema1337
      @Kuolema1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyhey439 I don't know anyone who refers to earrings as "piercings".

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please dont call it that

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never say ears and virgins in the same sentence ever again

    • @JackieNoBones
      @JackieNoBones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had my ears pierced at twelve, and many have their ears pierced as babies and toddlers. Didn't even have a chance with this mega chad :(

  • @amandasutton3717
    @amandasutton3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    $75 for that hairstyle is a BARGAIN

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I got a Babyliss diamond ceramic for the full price $35, lol. y'all are getting scammed.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Anelle1386
      >Depends on who's asking.
      What did she mean by this?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Anelle1386 Ah, that makes sense. The statement just sounded a little off without context.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@YokiDokiPanic how tf you put ceramic in hair

    • @ColinBoyardee
      @ColinBoyardee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      $75 for starry night but hair

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological 6 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "106 pounds, plus a few extra pounds" yeah and I'm 6'8" minus a few inches.

    • @LaMereACaniche
      @LaMereACaniche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think what this abomination meant is that she considered 106 to be "having a few extra pounds". I'm probably 90% wrong, though.

    • @passtheketchup4409
      @passtheketchup4409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm a bodybuilder plus several layers of fat.

    • @sarcasmdeposit2818
      @sarcasmdeposit2818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm a millionaire minus a few zeros

    • @Miners666
      @Miners666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where?

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Magic Moose What a coincidence. I'm a millionaire minus all but 3 zeroes :D Small world amirite?

  • @LJPV777
    @LJPV777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Good lesson. Never accept partial payment. Also Disco Alchol Sluts needs to be a band name.

    • @supertimerip
      @supertimerip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can imagine Disco Alcohol Sluts as an electroclash band like Alice in Videoland.

    • @saritab28
      @saritab28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i'm willing to start a band called Disco Alcohol Sluts if anyone's willing to join

    • @willowpiotrowski5782
      @willowpiotrowski5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarita B I’m in.

    • @brabbit736
      @brabbit736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd listen to them.

    • @brabbit736
      @brabbit736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saritab28 when y'all go on tour, let me know. I'm buying a ticket

  • @JoshBattershell
    @JoshBattershell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That free photography one reminds me of the cheap asses I’m in a band with. At a venue we play at a lot there’s a really good photographer that took a bunch of pictures of us playing and sent them to us for free because he enjoyed our music. I asked him what he charges and it was somewhere around just $50. My band is 3 people in total so splitting that evenly is barely anything. My drummer goes “that’s way too much for pictures, I can find someone to do them for free”, and the guitarist goes “yea I’m with him. Why should we pay for them when we can get just as good pictures somewhere else”. Coming from the person who’s mother has a art business as her primary spot he of income. Like god damn we are all adults and work full time. $50 to help another local artist we are friends with and getting some amazing pictures to use for promotion is a rather insignificant amount of money.

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    *Hates heightists*
    _...and women under 5'3 or over 5'9_

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Luke S , Yep only 5.5 inches of Wiggle room there. Plus he even said he hate " Highest Woman" which is what the guy just did there. Also sure 5.5 is more then what he have. If ya know what I mean.

    • @radosj.1579
      @radosj.1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I think he also hates hypocrites.
      Isn't that ironic?

    • @Muongoing.97c
      @Muongoing.97c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like to imagine that he isn't referring to height but to age. He doesn't want women younger than 53 or older than 59.

    • @smithy2729
      @smithy2729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Luke S he also hates racist women and hates black women 🤔

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Very true to both statements above. Also from what this double standards dude told. He is Asin (or at lest half). With the " Asin woman who dislike dating Asin Men" remark .

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "I don't like being rejected for my disability" says the woman who rejected the entire disabled community of men for her dating options

    • @hollycat5450
      @hollycat5450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Caity Wylie I have disables and that is disgest me, my boyfriend is blind but he is the sweetest guy I have ever meet

    • @YahyaFalcon
      @YahyaFalcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber the Christian not sure if this is a joke or not, if it isn't your a fucking hypocrite.

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amber was agreeing with me. She said she's disabled and is dating someone who is disabled and found the other woman's request disgusting.

    • @fardfox
      @fardfox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yehia Falcon I think she was talking about the fact that she rejects disabled people (The girl in the video) I doubt she would hate disables as she said she and her boyfriend both were.

    • @Krashoan
      @Krashoan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yehia Falcon might need to reread

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6215

    You have the voice of an angle.
    A right angle, because your singing is all right in my books.

    • @bunniiboo1008
      @bunniiboo1008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Oh

    • @thatonecanadianguy734
      @thatonecanadianguy734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Bronze
      A wild waluigi given a quality pick up
      Its super effective

    • @jillandjack7631
      @jillandjack7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hello papa nice to see you here

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You should've said a 90° angle, cause you're all right with me. it would've been punnier

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Moist

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    That guy: NO CHURCH-GOING WOMEN.
    Also that guy: I LIKE GOD-FEARING RELIGIOUS WOMEN!

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet he says “no onions but a couple slices of onion” when he orders a burger too

  • @AdzSONLINE
    @AdzSONLINE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "Heightest women"
    2 minutes later...
    "Women under 5'3", women over 5'9""

    • @melmelhodgepodge3800
      @melmelhodgepodge3800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      His masculinity must be VERY fragile.

    • @GermanKinsmen
      @GermanKinsmen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      9:25
      "Racist white women"
      Less than a minute earlier...
      *"Black Women"*

    • @bbmg1748
      @bbmg1748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eclectik no probably some Asian women who rejected him so now he hates those types, probably below average height like you said, and since he asked for pp pleasure regularly, probably got rejected for that and calls them sjw or feminist

    • @wolfinthedepths
      @wolfinthedepths 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Height-ist as in "only want men with good height"
      This man must be a sad 5'9 Indian troll who got rejected in college by a "black Indian woman" and now thinks he's entitled to whatever he wants

    • @Teirusu155
      @Teirusu155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Person is disabled but doesn't want a disabled partner. Lot of those people are hypocritical if they're that demanding.

  • @Til_I_Collapse
    @Til_I_Collapse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "...between 6' and 6'2"." So specifically narrow! LMAO I want his skin tone to be between coffee with two teaspoons of creamer and 2.11625 teaspoons of creamer per 8 ounces.

    • @breadleymcthicc5444
      @breadleymcthicc5444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Too broad, reduce the height difference to +-.0028 nanometers.

    • @heyguys2002
      @heyguys2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why the specific numbers to either the teaspoons and the nanometers XD

    • @CristalianaIvor
      @CristalianaIvor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah its so important that the skin tone of your loved one has the right amount of caramel tone in it.

  • @lizzytroy9503
    @lizzytroy9503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    "You know what quality I hate in women?"
    "What?"
    *"Thinks for themselves"*

    • @lizzytroy9503
      @lizzytroy9503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you should rewatch the video, if you're being serious. He said that in "List of Women I Will NOT Date Part 2".

    • @ElementalArcher
      @ElementalArcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He said "and can't thinks for themselves"
      I guess he pressed Enter by mistake between "can't" and "thinks"

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      das the joke

    • @rabies5179
      @rabies5179 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taken way ooc but sure whatever

    • @rubickcube7461
      @rubickcube7461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      66th like :3

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I like the "women I will not date" guy and his repetitive list. "Gold diggers. Asian gold diggers. Skinny women. Women who are skinny." Like when you're a page short for your essay and you're just repeating yourself in different ways to finish.

  • @sarcasticbutsincere6661
    @sarcasticbutsincere6661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    That one incel basically doesn't want to date anybody except for that one woman lmao
    At that point it's not even involuntary celibacy

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I mean, they call themselves incels, because their dream woman doesn’t jump on their dick. They’re mostly just as much incels like niceguys are niceguys.

    • @eliluscesforo2120
      @eliluscesforo2120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No Incel is really involuntary

    • @calebcondick4819
      @calebcondick4819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ももこ〜 until they start the rape threats and other shit incels do

    • @sniper-fd5ug
      @sniper-fd5ug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SarcasticButSincere I’m pretty sure he wrote it as a joke

    • @bradleysiddeguzman6993
      @bradleysiddeguzman6993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I hope for the sake of my faith in humanity that he wrote it as a joke.

  • @stopreadingthisusername9528
    @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    " I don't like being rejected for my illness + disability "
    *Also wants a guy without a disability*

    • @doommaximus6388
      @doommaximus6388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      StopReadingThisUsername I think it’s because she hates herself, and she doesn’t want to be reminded of herself.

  • @CosplayLane
    @CosplayLane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    The fact Sorrow TV understands that 1. most girl's hair can't do 2:40 without extensions and hair pieces.... and also 2. that 75$ is a absolutely AMAZING price for that kind of massive updo work with hair pieces, teasing, curling, braiding, talent, skill, extra classes and schooling to do that.... That is amazing. I am a hairdresser and people with 3 short hairs on their head will constantly show me photos like that and ask for that updo for less than 40$, without using any hair pieces. It is impossible. BLESS YOU. If a dude on the internet gets it, why can't others lmao!

    • @pauulthefair
      @pauulthefair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Because hair economics aren't generally an important part of life. I get your point, though.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have no hair, but I want hair without any extensions for less 1 measly dollar. Will do?

    • @san_-ii6xs
      @san_-ii6xs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hamburger economics aren't an important part of my life, so I'm going to assume I can make 20 full sized hamburgers with 5 buns and 12 patties, all with the prize of a slushie.

    • @Heracullum
      @Heracullum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that would be like 200?

    • @CosplayLane
      @CosplayLane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heracullum 100$ for updo at a basic low end salon, the other 100$ for decent non shiny synthetic hair pieces to make the updo somewhat possible... yeah- that sounds about right!! Human hair extensions would be around 150$ so that would be in the 250$ range. You are right on the mark

  • @f.b.i9005
    @f.b.i9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like to think that the guy at 8:55 is meeting up with a girl and he just pulls out a clipboard and starts asking her questions from the list and just checking them off as he goes

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    The incel could've just saved a lot of time and wrote "women" for who he hated and "slaves" for what he loves.

    • @creeperslayer241
      @creeperslayer241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But then BDSM slaves might think he is into the same stuff as them, and not a toxic piece of shit. And they have enough assholes to deal with

    • @carcross3928
      @carcross3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      kirikakirikakirika but he said no black women😂

    • @jakesanchez6621
      @jakesanchez6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@carcross3928 *Awkward silence*

    • @luniticarmor6843
      @luniticarmor6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said he didn’t want African American or African American/ Middle Eastern women.... that rules out most of the people who were slaves, unless he was talking about Natives, which were still slaves

    • @Paralellex
      @Paralellex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@carcross3928 I upvoted it, but I wasn't happy about it.

  • @unclecreepy9202
    @unclecreepy9202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Women I would never go out with:
    Women who reject me.
    Women who don’t say yes when I ask them out.

    • @societysmostambiguousgirlb1495
      @societysmostambiguousgirlb1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Uncle Creepy actually ain't so creepy

    • @whiskeyclones7161
      @whiskeyclones7161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      this guy gets it

    • @Destin5258
      @Destin5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      + Women who point and laugh at me in public

    • @takenaa
      @takenaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @D Kai lmao

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @NorwegianNightmare actually if you know someone on good enough terms (i.e. friend) before any feelings develop (causing that person to point and laugh not out of malice but for bantering reasons), and are willing to go for a relationship closer to the silly side than the more serious-romantic side, women who point and laugh at you in public might not actually be out of the question

  • @condorrish123
    @condorrish123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    *Are you going to eat that croissant?*

    • @nonameok3574
      @nonameok3574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      knock yourself out

    • @katehiserodt775
      @katehiserodt775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Elzeta wuss poppin jumbo

    • @universal939
      @universal939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timmy thicc tron

    • @Sinderance_
      @Sinderance_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *_"Are you gonna finish that cwoissant?"- Carl Wheezer, Llama Connoisseur_*

    • @alekberreth8637
      @alekberreth8637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nah. but I'll eat something more T R A D I T I O N A L .

  • @meganbuchanan6359
    @meganbuchanan6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I miss you sorrow. Once in a while I come back to your videos to make me laugh when I'm having a hard day.... alot of those lately. Thank you for your work. I hope you're doing well and I hope you find amazing success.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whatever happened to the guy?

    • @cerbyianbadger
      @cerbyianbadger ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GiordanDiodato He left TH-cam after R/ videos were becoming too mainstream; it got too hard to keep going from memory. I miss him too.

    • @oOLareOo
      @oOLareOo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cerbyianbadger Funny enough, recently I've started to see these posts again around on more mainstream channels, 5 years later!

    • @opossumworks_
      @opossumworks_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cerbyianbadger does he post anywhere else or has he gone offline completely??

    • @isthatyouman09
      @isthatyouman09 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here 😢

  • @nightwolffthedarksoul5814
    @nightwolffthedarksoul5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    List of women I won't date
    All of them
    I'm gay

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    r/choosingbeggars is a terrible subreddit, honey.
    *_NEXT_*

  • @H0TR0B
    @H0TR0B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "I DON'T LIKE BEING REJECTED BECAUSE OF MY ILLNESS + DISABILITY"
    MUST BE HEALTHY + ACTIVE, NOT DISABLED.

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Very hypocritical. isn't it? Wouldn't another "disabled" person also be able to understand her better than an non-disabled person would logically? Just weird.... weird freaking people.

    • @passtheketchup4409
      @passtheketchup4409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *insert Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

    • @DerVerruckteFuchs
      @DerVerruckteFuchs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It _might_ be that she wants/needs someone non-disabled to help take care of her, but she phrased it very poorly and wasn't clear about why she wants an able bodied person. That or she doesn't want to work with another person's disability, yet have someone deal with hers, i.e. she's being at least a bit hypocritical.

    • @YouSunkMyFishy
      @YouSunkMyFishy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't anyone ever teach you that two invalids don't make a valid?

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DerVerruckteFuchs - "It might be that she wants/needs someone non-disabled to help take care of her"
      Even so, that's messed up to expect a stranger to help take care of you. It's one thing if you're already in a relationship and become disabled. But expecting a stranger to take care of you is pretty stupid. It sounds more like she's looking for a sitter than a mate.
      I dated a girl whose left hand was partially paralyzed (that weird wrist hook thing), but the relationship grew naturally. She didn't make upfront demands like this one seems to be doing. _Plus, she more than made up for it in other ways. Dammit, where is her number..._

  • @thefunniestvalentine4789
    @thefunniestvalentine4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “Women I hate: revisit the first word.”

    • @adomali87yearsago.71
      @adomali87yearsago.71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you remember the plague of comments that go.
      “You know who they best person in the world is?
      Read the first word.”

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adomali87yearsago.71 a?

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The?

    • @sometimesknownas3610
      @sometimesknownas3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks funniest valentine

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sometimesknownas3610 it's that a jojo Reference?

  • @a-10warthog23
    @a-10warthog23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    SO IF A WOMAN FIT EVERY SINGLE REQUIREMENT EXCEPT THAT SHE'S KISSED 3 OTHER MEN IN HER LIFE, THAT GUY WON'T DATE HER? 😂😂😂😂

    • @eduardofreitas8336
      @eduardofreitas8336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nope. NEXT. Hahaha

    • @0-bubblez-012
      @0-bubblez-012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would talk about you but

    • @bibliophilicwoman
      @bibliophilicwoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was thinking what if he finds the perfect woman except she's only 5ft.? 😂

    • @0-bubblez-012
      @0-bubblez-012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ferrets and Friends
      🤔
      /_\_
      |/
      /\

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 5 2 1 He'll date her. He's desperate af

  • @mileetah
    @mileetah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Can we just address the mass amount of contradictions the dude with the list of what he wanted in a girl had?

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "Doesn't go to Church"
      "God-fearing woman"

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Mileetah Cheetah The guy clearly doesn't know what the fuck he wants....Or he wants a blow up doll.

    • @purgatorybasement9581
      @purgatorybasement9581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Mileetah Cheetah he’s a walking paradox

    • @elenachew7345
      @elenachew7345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Purgatory Basement95 ya, no wonder nobody thinks about him. Everybody is so confused, even himself :/

    • @INTPTT
      @INTPTT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      A virgin who gives sex regularly.

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    yo.. 12 bucks.. you couldnt cough up 12 bucks for a custom logo?

    • @theycallmestevie3098
      @theycallmestevie3098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ya...
      I could cough up 30 $ for a game

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zangelin I mean why pay for something when you can get it for free?

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or just make it yourself

    • @itooamepicgamer5627
      @itooamepicgamer5627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's a Damn steal, I payed 25 for a styled picture so that guy made him a good deal. The cheapsake is just an asshole

    • @austin503
      @austin503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is r/choosingbeggars, did you really expect anything else?

  • @thedrawingkit2182
    @thedrawingkit2182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I adore your character popping in and giving his two cents! ♡

  • @Ellevart
    @Ellevart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I'm sure this has been said already but the dude with the list of women he won't date reads more like a manifesto about him coming out. Just get a boyfriend, because that's the only people you haven't eliminated yet.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ditto. but nah even boyfriend materials won't choose him.

    • @miloo2995
      @miloo2995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Dude why would you assume a man would date this dude, they have standards.

    • @1randomdude4
      @1randomdude4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm pretty sure there are only three people on the entire planet who meet this guy's "standards" and they would all positively loathe him.

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like the manifesto of a guy who skins women.

    • @thepsychicgaymer9888
      @thepsychicgaymer9888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can guarantee you, even gay guys wouldn't be interested.

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    9:25 I burst out laughing; apparently he both hates black women and racist white women. Does he not see the irony?

    • @wakemeupinside83
      @wakemeupinside83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mathilde Bruhn he’s probably black lmao

    • @doanale3344
      @doanale3344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No if his celebrity crush is Deepika Padukone, he’s probably Indian. The second on his blacklist of women was “black Indian women”.

    • @crassenti
      @crassenti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ya that had me going “wait what?” Also his no fat girls but also no skinny girls- this man is going to be an incel for life

    • @nerve-in-gear7072
      @nerve-in-gear7072 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh, same

    • @DJPotato067
      @DJPotato067 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      crassenti I think he means healthy weight. Not anorexic or obese

  • @jazzliaz2789
    @jazzliaz2789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Lol that 40 year old woman is just thirsting for Tom Hiddleston, let's be real.

  • @gavenpyeatt8885
    @gavenpyeatt8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    7:09 to be fair Dr. Thunder is the only knock off sodas that doesn't taste like the original, it tastes like someone poored a lot of salt into normal Dr pepper and decided to sell it

    • @alterbennet5420
      @alterbennet5420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They really didn't follow the name, huh?

  • @nowyuosee109
    @nowyuosee109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Virgin. Max guys kissed on lips = 2” so what I get from this is that he’s so insecure about his sex and kissing skills that he doesn’t want a girl to have anything to compare him against.

    • @TheFlameHaze1
      @TheFlameHaze1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Loli Protection Squad Alternatively he could be thinking it minimizes the chances of kissing the residue of someone else's dick in their mouth (Joke.jpg)

    • @acekoala457
      @acekoala457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is kinda gay though

    • @ceruleanmemoir
      @ceruleanmemoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zombiegorecheese Wanna date? But you have to be 6'9 and octahedron shaped tits. God fearing woman who likes to give missionary.

    • @ghost-fs7th
      @ghost-fs7th 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't tell if he meant kissed 2 different people, or kissed one person, two lips lmaooo

  • @froggy9321
    @froggy9321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    The list guy standards are higher than America's debt

    • @anghbalahr2971
      @anghbalahr2971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair: take the braincels and the list of standards from women and Trump could make his wall.

    • @bird3748
      @bird3748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My chest

    • @nick_nachu9278
      @nick_nachu9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And after he's wondering why does nobody like me I just have fucking high standards

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      has there ever been a person with "high standards" who wasn't a deeply unpleasant shithead and probably not that much of a catch themselves?
      you know this guy isn't a billionaire genius Brad Pitt lookalike XD

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    I'm having "NEXT" flashbacks.

    • @goatedbasketball
      @goatedbasketball 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NintendoWolf SAAAME

    • @benjaminmartin4669
      @benjaminmartin4669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NO I'M NOT TYPING THAT OUT AGAIN STOP IT I HAVE NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF MYSELF

    • @beyondhomemusic
      @beyondhomemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NEXT

    • @_prince_milo_
      @_prince_milo_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not what im lookin for, NEXT!

    • @donyadonya3499
      @donyadonya3499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened to sorrows original pfp the new animation looks alright but it doesnt fit very well imo

  • @grainn_
    @grainn_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Heightist women"
    *A minute later*
    "Women under 5'3"
    "Women under 5'9"

  • @cheeto.burrito
    @cheeto.burrito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Dude could've saved himself a lot of time if he just went,
    "Women I will NOT date....
    - All"

    • @dylansmith5606
      @dylansmith5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well unlike you I fit that list perfectly! Ha ha ha!

    • @miloo2995
      @miloo2995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay Dylan from your name I would assume your a dude- OH GODS IT IS THE ANGRY VEGAN FEMINIST ACTIVIST MEAT IS MURDUR GENDER SOCIAL CONTRUCT BLAH BLh BLAH'S! THEY ARE HERE TO KILL ME FOR ASSUMING A GENDER!
      And Soph U was never heard from again

    • @dylansmith5606
      @dylansmith5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funniest thing about this is I'm actually a girl XD AND YOU DID JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should date men then, but whit that kind of thinking i don't think someone will date him. Even hypocrits hate other hypocrits, soo... Yeah... 😅😂😂😂

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like "Women that won't date me..."
      All.

  • @IrishFish11
    @IrishFish11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    'heightist women' disgust him but he'll only date someone between 5'3 and 5'9?? Sound logic there mate

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Autumn Potato
      He's Asian. He wouldn't date a racist white woman but he'd have no issues with dating a racist Asian woman.

    • @accountofthebird
      @accountofthebird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Must be a virgin"
      "Must give sex regularly"
      Oh boy.

    • @DERKingston
      @DERKingston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had the strong feeling these lists were written by a child or young teenager

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem is usually girls expecting all men to be 6’0 when the average height is 5’8. But the point is lost when you won’t date women under 5’3 when the average is 5’2!

    • @lettylunasical4766
      @lettylunasical4766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Girls don't think all men are 6'0, lol, what are you on about? We have eyes. We can see how tall most guys are.

  • @tieflingwizard1
    @tieflingwizard1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The art hostage situation always makes me laugh.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's 12 dollars. I've payed way more for way less. Hell, I've charged more for way less. People still fuckin payed because they wanted the work. If he don't want that shit he ain't gettin it

  • @notsoanonymouself
    @notsoanonymouself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    People I'd date
    -The person I'm already dating. They're perfect, even with their imperfections.

    • @weirdtrot1
      @weirdtrot1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AnonymousElf same though

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My heart went 🧡💚💛💜 reading this

    • @dr.godfreylambwell2260
      @dr.godfreylambwell2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aww. Thank you for something wholesome to remind me there are good people in the world.

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mikael so will you if you keep up that attitude

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mikael ok niceguy

  • @gabbyabbott4965
    @gabbyabbott4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Shocked that the Women I wouldn’t date list didn’t include:
    Women who breathe

    • @corpse5985
      @corpse5985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that's the only one on my list

    • @PleaseHoldy
      @PleaseHoldy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah, forgot to add those ones, thanks for reminding me.

    • @imdone439
      @imdone439 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Chaser do they ? do they honestly ? why ?

    • @Yeen66
      @Yeen66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No women with vaginas no women with dicks now women with women

    • @philipwhitecat
      @philipwhitecat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or better yet: Female Women.

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3669

    Hey, could you try making a more tradicional video next time?

    • @corvusnine8167
      @corvusnine8167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Matteus Silvestre I was right about to write this when I saw your comment😂

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think anyone can make a tradicional video.

    • @kurakurapi
      @kurakurapi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nunya, woooosh

    • @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz
      @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like.. On a film?

    • @diamonddog2638
      @diamonddog2638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shut up, you're not even on his team.

  • @ytl9558
    @ytl9558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    $12 for a banner is cheap af....

    • @zanestarrk265
      @zanestarrk265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ch l especially as an artist those can take a long time to make so to only charge twelve dollars is cheap and for that poor guy to have wasted his time on that man dissapoints me so much

    • @Lucyzilla64
      @Lucyzilla64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's a banner and logo so it's even cheaper!

  • @maxmauer3353
    @maxmauer3353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Why do I watch these? They only raise my blood pressure over situations I’m not remotely involved in...
    Yet, the Sorrow: she soothes my sense of internet justice.

    • @ublahuaalooo
      @ublahuaalooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the exact reason i stopped watching r/niceguys and r/nicegirls

  • @nowater.6133
    @nowater.6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    The dude from the "women i would not date"(or something like that) wants a body pillow 😂 that's it

    • @sentretsparkle
      @sentretsparkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LOL what body pillow would date him!? 😂😝

    • @nowater.6133
      @nowater.6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sentretsparkle oh right

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least he can ensure that the body pillow is within his desired height range haha. Need to get him one with a pic of that celebrity he likes, maybe then he'll be completely satisfied :D

    • @andrelli82
      @andrelli82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A body pillow would work, seeing as he failed to specify any desirable personality traits or virtually any signs of cognition, we can only assume sentience does not interest him.

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A porta que fala a body pillow he can fuck

  • @craziestcat5767
    @craziestcat5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    r/choosingbeggars is litetally one of the subreddits that infuriates me the most. I want to slap those entitled people who cant appreciate the hard work talented people do

    • @sadsandal3905
      @sadsandal3905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Craziest Cat its painful when you search the subreddit, like a itch on your back you cant itch

    • @manaboy100
      @manaboy100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Craziest Cat amen

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    *WOMEN WHO WON'T DATE THAT GUY - A LIST*
    All women
    *END OF LIST*

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cesar The Salad you should’ve just individually wrote every single woman on earth

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      leroy shane deservedly so

  • @Phika_
    @Phika_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "We don't pay for things we don't want."
    Me: So... You don't want it?

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    >says no overweight people
    >is overweight themselves

    • @designateddoser7651
      @designateddoser7651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is 106 overweight for a person 5'4''? I'm around 5'6'' and about 106, but people say I'm too skinny. Not that I'd mind losing a few pounds, though. But I didn't know 106 was overweight for someone of that height.

    • @kirin-ze3po
      @kirin-ze3po 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 5'2 and 94 pounds, and I'm underweight. Not ridiculously though.

    • @Danny-mw7uh
      @Danny-mw7uh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 5'1 and 125 pounds and you confuse me
      How can you even think about being overweight at that BMI, you're underweight. I'd recommend you healthily gain a few more, instead of losing them. There's limits to our weight loss too, and currently making a mindset out of losing weight won't get you in a good shape. It's not only about your frame, it's about the life quality nutrition and strength give you.

    • @Riebeck-the-Archeologist
      @Riebeck-the-Archeologist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you might have pounds confused with kilograms

    • @StriiderEclipse
      @StriiderEclipse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      are you guys forgetting “a few extra pounds”

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    5:23 What Steve said was the literal opposite of defamation. What 'black' said however is defamation.
    I... _What?_

    • @RainIncorporated
      @RainIncorporated 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What that person said after that made me go
      WHAT.

    • @dragonrage122
      @dragonrage122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sadly, this is how most artists learn not to give the image until after payment.

    • @porchprophet1641
      @porchprophet1641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dragonrage122 it’s a big oof for all artists out there including me but I’ve learned to show an image with a giant transparent watermark ( but not too transparent ) and I always get paid for it.

    • @AduroSF
      @AduroSF 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you too know of the glorious Steve.

  • @arielle4313
    @arielle4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    “Women that Disgust Me.......My List
    Black Women”
    Me: Damn. Already out. That was fast. 😂

    • @nataliegibson5226
      @nataliegibson5226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Arielle Thank, God. We're safe

    • @arielle4313
      @arielle4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Natalie Gibson IKR. There is a god. He has spared us. 😂

    • @sunberrysmoothie6352
      @sunberrysmoothie6352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Thank you Jesus
      We whole heatedly support his decision for we are not interested XD

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I got out pretty quickly too.
      I think he just wants a body pillow. Not a real girl.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was on the list until it said "stick thin women". When I heard that I felt the biggest rush of relief ever.

  • @gianlucafarina5865
    @gianlucafarina5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "What, does hair grow on trees?"
    Guys named Tree: ... 😬

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      guys named trees: 😊

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The first OP is the greatest coworker of all time! My coworkers are lucky if I bring donuts.

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my coworkers are lucky if i suggest making blueberry scones as constructive criticism instead of throwing bricks through their windows with one of their firstborn's fingers and a note reading "make blueberry scones and bring them to work or the kid gets it" in cut out newspaper letters tied to them

    • @probablyaduck4198
      @probablyaduck4198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      vitriolicAmaranth I think your comment gave me whiplash lmfao

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wicked Amoeba my coworkers are lucky if I even show up lmao

    • @cadenwerner3930
      @cadenwerner3930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to have that guy as my best friend, they seem awesome!

    • @chrissikes7885
      @chrissikes7885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can do... biscuits...
      -shit- BEST coworker.

  • @bluex-catcher8973
    @bluex-catcher8973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    No black women
    Willing to date: brown and white skinned women.
    That makes no sense.

    • @seanki98
      @seanki98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Won't date: black woman,
      Won't date: racists
      Uhm

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      my head hurts look man you gotta pick a side

    • @bionickleindigo1286
      @bionickleindigo1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "oh and F E M I N I S T

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@seanki98
      Granted it could just be a preference for a lighter skin tone, but it wouldn't shock me if his reason was just b/c the person was black.

  • @Emily_S2001
    @Emily_S2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Black women disgust me but I could NEVER date anyone racist'!

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Macaulay Scholz, also, in the women he _would_ date he... includes... black... women...?????????

    • @tenamimms1929
      @tenamimms1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Macaulay Scholz and the obsession with the degradation of the Black woman amongst the lame-ass commenters on this post l is disgusting to me.

    • @tenamimms1929
      @tenamimms1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicest Pancake and you're so f****** intelligent I guess that means that he's right

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What are you going on about Tena? I'm not sure why exactly you're behaving so belligerently to people who think of the character in question as hypocritical, scatter-brained, and gross.

    • @drivernephi2212
      @drivernephi2212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd date black women, but why is refusing to racist? Believe it or not, but "my body, my rules" applies to men as well.

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I'll also take Above Average face too." Oh how generous of him, look at this sweetheart!

  • @yurithomson44
    @yurithomson44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Literally 12 dollars... *12 dollars!* The cheapest thing on this video... really? 12 dollars?
    How can you not afford something that cheap?

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    How can people be this awful and not realize it?

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ani's Trash Can ikr xD

    • @Something-behind-you
      @Something-behind-you 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Internet echo chambers can enable these kinds of people.

    • @1redrider100
      @1redrider100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I sympathise wanting free work and I can even understand asking. I CANNOT understand being so damn entitled. It’s true you can get lucky and an artist might do a piece for you, but then you should praise the fuck out of them and be as cooperative and grateful as possible and if they say no, give them a thank you and leave. And, in general, never ask if they have posted prices.

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ani's Trash Can dumb people don't realize how dumb they are

    • @filipinomarxist4178
      @filipinomarxist4178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ani's Trash Can Entitled, sheltered, spoiled motherfuckers who has way bigger ego than common sense. The parents of these people were probably the type of parents to file complaints and argue with a teacher for scolding their child for throwing their friend’s backpack onto a rooftop. I’ve met my fair share of these dickheads irl and the worst part is how tolerant others are(cucks, social climbers) of their bullshit allowing their stupidity to flourish. A bit too specific lol but fuck it this vid hits pretty close to home ///rant

  • @briandemers4445
    @briandemers4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This man's dating requirements can only be fulfilled in the Amish rn lol

    • @heyhey439
      @heyhey439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But then he'd be upset at how chaste she was and call her a prude or some shit smh

  • @jacobfinch9563
    @jacobfinch9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Wamen no respecto:
    Heightist Wamen
    Wamen who short
    Wamen who tall
    Wamen who Hypocrites

    • @nfc598
      @nfc598 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Finch haha!

  • @davysmith1934
    @davysmith1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "Life is not task based' it is HOUR based!"
    that sentence changed my life.
    thank you my handsome friend. :D

  • @100firestar
    @100firestar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I miss the original Sorrow TV face, this one doesn't appear to me in my sleep paralysis.

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      100firestar We have Howard for that

    • @spphicore
      @spphicore 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      100firestar nice

  • @oldshoes5199
    @oldshoes5199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i sing your scone song to myself to stave off the sense of impending doom

  • @atlanticmadman8115
    @atlanticmadman8115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    4:27 He was offered the logomark for for $12 and felt like he could complain about it? That's a super cheap price for that type of design work, I would've taken it and run

    • @stockingsstuffer6302
      @stockingsstuffer6302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Seriously, that was a fucking steal!

    • @WolvenDragonZ
      @WolvenDragonZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing!

    • @moneluve1000
      @moneluve1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr! I was screaming internally the whole time at his stupidity. What a fucking loss.😩

    • @hakasek4052
      @hakasek4052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I thought you were doing it for free"
      Literally the first thing he told you was "Alright, the total for that would be $12" The first thing he told you!

  • @spindlespice197
    @spindlespice197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Who else counted as a woman he wouldn’t date?

    • @_elle
      @_elle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Spindle Spice Every time I appeared on his list as something he was disgusted by, I cheered. 😂

    • @tobisouza1294
      @tobisouza1294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I was disqualified after the first words oof

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow, how unique

    • @Zander10102
      @Zander10102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I sincerely hope no one is on his list. For their own sake. *shudders*

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the minute he said no women under 5’3” i breathed a sigh of relief. thank god for being short 😌🙏

  • @rae2672
    @rae2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    That hairstyle was easily $100 smfh

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why do people invest in warlocks to look good sometimes?

    • @SurvivalOfTheCunts
      @SurvivalOfTheCunts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was really hoping someone messaged her saying “I’ll do it for $74”.

    • @freakypunsyo9952
      @freakypunsyo9952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut the fuck up im trying to shit

    • @Haruta18
      @Haruta18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rae I was thinking the same thing. 😂

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did look pretty good tho tbh, i'd pay the $100 lol

  • @svartal_robbery7013
    @svartal_robbery7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Women that I'm willing to date:
    -Has the almost the same hobbies and interests as me
    That's it,I just need a gf bc I'm lonely

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hope you find someone :)

    • @svartal_robbery7013
      @svartal_robbery7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@calibricalypso chances of that happening is significantly lowered bc of the quarantine, but thank you.

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@svartal_robbery7013 Even then, your chances are amazing compared to that guy.

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@svartal_robbery7013 Don't lose hope

  • @Reagmaster
    @Reagmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Max Guys kissed on lips: 2"
    This was the one that broke me. XD

  • @Sam_Markley
    @Sam_Markley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    YOU'VE KISSED THREE GUYS IN YOUR LIFE??? NEEEEXXXXXT

    • @never.sleep.ever.3415
      @never.sleep.ever.3415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait...It is you who screams next!!! Arrest this person!!!

  • @maximoatalan9718
    @maximoatalan9718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    women I would date
    Literally anyone cus I'm sad and lonely please help

    • @joined_shores_art
      @joined_shores_art 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I feel you fam

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Women like datemates who have at least a few standards, friend. Just a helpful tip! ;D

    • @conroesupremo2132
      @conroesupremo2132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even if they kissed more than 2 guys on the lips?!?!

    • @burningknight7
      @burningknight7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know its a joke but if that was the case you would be dating by now.

    • @lolwasaperson9924
      @lolwasaperson9924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im gonna become gay if it helps

  • @Emdee47317
    @Emdee47317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I don't like being rejected for my disability." 2 sentences earlier... " must not be disabled"

  • @letmesleepinpeace7052
    @letmesleepinpeace7052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I'm a man and I was included in the list of women he wouldn't date...

    • @acekebabs6644
      @acekebabs6644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Let me sleep in peace i bet he himself is included in his own list

    • @jamey7754
      @jamey7754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ace Kebabs well yeah he said heightist women but then said between 5'3" and 5'9" and he doesn't like racist white women but he also doesn't like black women 😂

    • @djfaceplant2076
      @djfaceplant2076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s true what they say, the best people are taken or put long lists with terrible English about people they wouldn’t date

    • @LARA-hl5pf
      @LARA-hl5pf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @DaveBits
    @DaveBits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    List of women who WOULD date you:
    No one

    • @xxsideouz8953
      @xxsideouz8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know... 😔

    • @st4yawks713
      @st4yawks713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Where can I meet this no one?

    • @alexander6998
      @alexander6998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm male

    • @alexander6998
      @alexander6998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@st4yawks713 m a l e

    • @st4yawks713
      @st4yawks713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No One I'm down are you?

  • @flabbybingowings1457
    @flabbybingowings1457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    8:26 *fighting against slavery, by employing people as their slaves...*

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Their definition of slavery is probably when workers' unions "enslave" corporate bosses by demanding safe living conditions.

    • @flabbybingowings1457
      @flabbybingowings1457 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for clarifying this, but I just thought it was ironic.

    • @jesusstaccato8448
      @jesusstaccato8448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's volunteer work for charity. Imagine looking at a volunteer worker at a charity and going "look at that slave".

    • @flabbybingowings1457
      @flabbybingowings1457 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was just a little joke, but I feel like people are taking this a little too seriously. I understand if your offended, but I just thought it was ironic how they were employing people to run around doing work for them for free.

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit
      You’re actually right iN AN IRONIC SENSE
      Y’ALL TAKIN THIS SHIT TOO SERIOUSLY
      OF COURSE THEY AINT ACTUALLY SLAVES
      THEYRE VOLUNTEERS

  • @thatone6913
    @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    list of people i’ll date:
    -all of them
    -sofia lilis
    i’m lonely 👁 please 👁
    👄

    • @Maislinn
      @Maislinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👁 👁 Lip
      👄 Moment

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👁️💋👁️

  • @RedstarIsHere
    @RedstarIsHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Good Guy Sorrow paying an artist to do character work instead of using a janky jpeg for the rest of his life.
    ...I see you, bruh.

    • @candidcandy9320
      @candidcandy9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Redstar Renegades that's what I noticed too. It looks really good too.

    • @Yacob-qu6rr
      @Yacob-qu6rr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't know. Somehow the janky jpg had more personality to me... you do you sorrow. I'll love you either way. Just not the character. I don't love the character.

    • @krakenloco
      @krakenloco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The tryhard IHE thing looks horrible, imo
      I'd rather him not use anything

    • @TurbroLife
      @TurbroLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *WE* see you bruh

    • @RabLuua
      @RabLuua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The design reminds me of 2-D from Gorillaz