Alan Wake 2 - Koskela Brothers - All Commercials

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  • @martinholt8168
    @martinholt8168 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Sam Lake is to coffee what Quentin Tarantino is to feet.

    • @fisher3317
      @fisher3317 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      -Sam Lake- All Finnish people

  • @lmnt66
    @lmnt66 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    You know the writing is amazing when the last commercial manages to be simultaneously incredibly sad yet also really funny.

    • @doomset1231
      @doomset1231 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Creepy as hell tho you could see the fear behind his mask every time he looks over at the bookshelf corner that has seemingly nothing there. But he sees something that scares the shit out of him regardless like he’s got a gun pointed at him and that’s the most interesting yet uneasy part about that whole ad.

    • @cykrya5156
      @cykrya5156 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ​@@doomset1231it's his brother... or lack thereof. He's not scared, he's sad

    • @doomset1231
      @doomset1231 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cykrya5156 I genuinely thought it was scratch, I must’ve been high af but when he looked over at that empty space you could see the outline of Wake’s reflection on the screen and for some reason led me to think they tried to imply it was him, and aside from his advertising of Alan’s book to help clue that together 🤷🏻‍♂️. That part about the brother is sad af tho still

    • @thronedeny
      @thronedeny ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@doomset1231there actually is a shadow of a person standing there. and not just a reflection or something, i checked specifically yesterday, just played through the end.
      yep, incredibly sad

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thronedeny Wow. I didn't actually notice the shadow there. It's super subtle. Nice spotting.

  • @everost4398
    @everost4398 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    "I'm very busy wearing a turtleneck and drinking wine, like an asshole" and "fuck the government, we have bolt cutters" are with all likelyhood some of the best sentences in all gaming hystory 🤣

    • @der4815162342
      @der4815162342 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      i find the line " Oh, shit. This coffe is shit." very underrated as well

    • @andgalactus1
      @andgalactus1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@der4815162342 "It's not sad if it's intentional." had me drying.

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It’s not sad if it’s intentional…

    • @seanmedlock
      @seanmedlock 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Jaakko nods sagely*@@der4815162342

    • @kvng_rvbby
      @kvng_rvbby 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *in human history

  • @BatmanBaggins
    @BatmanBaggins ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "It's not sad if it's intentional"
    Turns out I've been drinking in the Finnish style for years now.

    • @yumpox
      @yumpox ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Kalsarikännit is the only true way to drink.

  • @ibradazovic2180
    @ibradazovic2180 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Brightfalls blend organic coffee is brewed with care right here in the pacific northwest from coffee beans that are sourced locally in Puerto Rico." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wondertim0
    @wondertim0 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Peter Franzen deservers Best Support Role BAFTA for portraying Koskela Twins.
    Score: 5 out of 5 Ahma Beers.

  • @Comtar
    @Comtar ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I understand we've had amazing performances in video games this year from Spider-Man 2 and Final Fantasy XVI. But this guy is my number one pick for best performance.

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's amazing. He plays two complete opposites, and he also plays them playing roles in commercials... And it's flawless. Definitely deserves some kind of award for this!!

    • @MOYAHORROR
      @MOYAHORROR ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He was also in Love Death and Robots. Peter Franzen is a mad man. Also not to forget the Vikings series that he was in

    • @chinese_bot
      @chinese_bot ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait, these are THE SAME guy?? I’ve watched these countless times and had no idea hahaha.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spiderman was generic trash.

    • @DerClouder
      @DerClouder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The actor Peter Franzen had a stint in a comedy show called Studio Impossible. He has an amazing range of acting, from serious drama to comedic nonsense like this.

  • @lunadashie4642
    @lunadashie4642 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Ilmo is having the time of his life and Jaakko looks like he doesn't want to be there😂

    • @alexmear5096
      @alexmear5096 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The two remind me of some of my older brothers

    • @Jtw0912
      @Jtw0912 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Except for then they say "fuck the government, we have bolt cutters" then it looks like he has a real smile on his face.

    • @SuperAp0calypse
      @SuperAp0calypse ปีที่แล้ว +48

      So sad what happened to Jaakko. These were the 2 I wanted to make it through the entire game, so of course I was denied that. Ilmo is the complete opposite after that too :(

    • @jaxirraywhisper741
      @jaxirraywhisper741 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You are forgetting one thing - the reality is shifting, nothing is final @@SuperAp0calypse

    • @Elias-hm7we
      @Elias-hm7we 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jaxirraywhisper741 Hopefully, at the final cutscene, where Alan and Saga supposedly fix everything, Jaakko gets brought back too.

  • @SuperAp0calypse
    @SuperAp0calypse ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I loved these.I found it hilarious that they say "Fuck the government - we have bolt cutters!" then the FBC maintenance guy hires Ilmo anyway so he can fix the fbc detection equipment that the Koskela Brothers and their "cult" have themselves tampered with xD

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Spoiler alert: If I remember right, Ilmo sent a letter or email telling the cult NOT to tamper with it though, so he wasn't in on it. He just wanted to keep people safe, but the cult was a bit out of control, members started doing shit on their own.

    • @justsomebodyhere4930
      @justsomebodyhere4930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaritajsWasn't Ilmo himself tampering with it?

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomebodyhere4930 no he only disguised himself and stole some documents from them, which is how he learned that Alan Wake could potentially be dangerous. Hence why he wants to kill him. He makes it clear in letters/emails that he does not want to catch FBC's attention.

    • @MrAatami
      @MrAatami ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@justsomebodyhere4930 Yes, but only to alert the "cult" when something comes out of the lake, so that they can deal with it. Basically their own little FBC near the cauldron lake, calling it a cult was Ilmo's idea to make those woods scary so that the people wouldn't go there on their own... hence the tour guide business as well.

  • @jonathonpolk3592
    @jonathonpolk3592 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    No, I'm very busy wearing a turtleneck and drinking wine... like an asshole.
    Cracks me up every time!

  • @prince_warhero
    @prince_warhero ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The last one where Ilmo was staring into empty space was weirdly very sad

    • @Al-hc4eh
      @Al-hc4eh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Also Scary when you realise you can see a shadow outline hinting that Ilmo is coerced into this while also missing his bro 😭

    • @Asko83
      @Asko83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was the nightmare dimension after all.

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Jaakko is like what Finns' mood look like outside, but Ilmo is how they feel inside!

  • @APPLECAKEPIE3477
    @APPLECAKEPIE3477 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I teared in sadness and laugh at the comedy of the last commercial, all of them were so epic.

  • @RandyDobo
    @RandyDobo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Holy hell the final commercial broke my heart

  • @Grizzly_Neme5i5
    @Grizzly_Neme5i5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    For a game that's so dark , I love how they are able to find that balance and timing for some comedy. Really breaks up the whole creepy vibe. Remedy is a master at game narrative.

  • @Andre_APM
    @Andre_APM ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The dry delivery of "drinking wine, like an a-hole" was so damn perfecf

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    That last commercial is Coen Brothers level of dark humor.

  • @marshallalexander8228
    @marshallalexander8228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    9:05 Both sad and funny to know Jaakko is gone but somehow forced to keep on doing those shitty commercials 😂

  • @lowserver2
    @lowserver2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the last one, were they kept cutting to nothing was really sad XD

    • @SuperAp0calypse
      @SuperAp0calypse ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jaakko's shadow is just about visible. Makes it so much more poignant :(

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Seriously stop feeding our goats coffee lmao

    • @CosmosTheFox
      @CosmosTheFox ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s not a-moose-ing 💀

  • @chinese_bot
    @chinese_bot ปีที่แล้ว +50

    8:09
    I absolutely lose it everytime I see him mouthing “f*ck!” So unexpectedly hilarious.

    • @cykrya5156
      @cykrya5156 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its more of a "whoa" tbh

  • @Fredtalica
    @Fredtalica 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how the actual book review in the last one is about the quality of the physical book rather than the contents of the novel. Really great stuff!

  • @J0hnT0m0rr0w
    @J0hnT0m0rr0w 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It says a lot that while I was playing I thought this guy was played by two people. He's an amazing actor, I hope Remedy have him back in the future.

  • @aliteraryfrenzy
    @aliteraryfrenzy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    After hearing Saga say "I need bolt cutters to open this" so many times, the Adventure Tours commercial was a game hint most welcome.

  • @Nick-kd6pk
    @Nick-kd6pk ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I didn't notice on my playthrough that in the last one when the camera zooms in to where Jaakko usually stands, there's a shadow moving in his place

    • @HithereJimHerald
      @HithereJimHerald 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh shit you’re right

  • @cryptic9511
    @cryptic9511 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Rip Mocha, you'll be missed.

  • @Dangerousdaze
    @Dangerousdaze ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love when he makes a big deal of opening the beer can you hear the ring pull but there's literally no fizz sound. The beer is completely flat. Oh, and best book review ever.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have almost feeling its making fun of "premium bulk lagers"

  • @a_forestghoul
    @a_forestghoul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “Fuck the government we have bolt cutters” is my mindset playing any survival horror game

    • @HelpdeskHonky
      @HelpdeskHonky หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how Jaakko holsters his middle fingers 😂😂

  • @cosmincoco3679
    @cosmincoco3679 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    oh no a bear

  • @adrino6557
    @adrino6557 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If commercials were like this, I'd actually pay attention to them

  • @warlord7779
    @warlord7779 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Never thought this would be the next thing I see King Harald (from Vikings) in 😂😂 dude's got range

  • @sir9integra9jr
    @sir9integra9jr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The words “we’re going to a cool guys house to drink some brewskies. Are you coming?” escape my mouth at least 4x/week

    • @sir9integra9jr
      @sir9integra9jr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      also, “fuck the government, we have bolt cutters”

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I like to think this game is a tribute to survival horror games from the late 90s-early 00s. Back then survival horror games had cheesy light hearted moments to balance out the horror aspect.

  • @AdnanAhmed
    @AdnanAhmed ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Loved this guy in the Vikings!

  • @lu_canis
    @lu_canis ปีที่แล้ว +31

    R.I.P. Jakko 😓😓

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No spoilers!

  • @WhiteHawk77
    @WhiteHawk77 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Better love making AND (makes suggestive motion) deeper connection to animals” 🤔

    • @FrancisFjordCupola
      @FrancisFjordCupola ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You seriously don't want to know what *else* they do to keep warm up there in the far north.

    • @whuffa
      @whuffa ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So that's what happened to Mocha the Moose...

  • @L7CK7
    @L7CK7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    These are endlessly rewatchable. Fantastic job by Remedy and Peter.

  • @DrSchnaggelz
    @DrSchnaggelz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I mean seriously! That alone makes it GOTY for me...Remedy never disappointed me with story, neither comedy, nor gameplay...perfect as usual

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The gameplay was kinda mid tbh

    • @happymoomoocow
      @happymoomoocow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@panlis6243Just classic survival horror

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    jacko has the I really wish I was somewere else right now button on his shirt
    also love how in the book commercial he describes everything EXCEPT the content off the book

  • @HelpdeskHonky
    @HelpdeskHonky หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Ilmo and Jaakko in all of these. I love dhow Jaakko tries not to laugh in the Coffee World one where he talks about the petting zoo lol. But the parade floats one is where you can see he's over Ilmo's bs when he does that one karate move and regrets being there lol.

  • @OwocowyMr
    @OwocowyMr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm so happy to see Peter Franzen in the game, getting a lot of time to shine, with those commercials being a true cherry on top. he's a great actor and with the game's popularity it'll only do him good in the future

  • @hamlindigo_blue
    @hamlindigo_blue ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Coffee World has been bugged since the latest update. Platinum unobtainable until they fix it.
    Edit: Fixed on the Dec 11 update. Trophy unlocked by loading my save just before the ending.

  • @midnightjay
    @midnightjay ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love these brothers, funny af lmao

  • @Luemm3l
    @Luemm3l 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I return frequently to this just for Jakkoo to remind me to do more Kalsarikännit.

  • @duuuuude1526
    @duuuuude1526 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    who knew King Harald Finehair was so fuckin hilarious?

    • @HelpdeskHonky
      @HelpdeskHonky หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Holy shit I didn't realize this lol awesome!

    • @duuuuude1526
      @duuuuude1526 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HelpdeskHonky did you realize they are both the same dude as well? haha

  • @SergenteHartman2356
    @SergenteHartman2356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    9:02 where men cried

  • @Pedro-xz6wt
    @Pedro-xz6wt 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    they must be loved and protected

  • @StealthlessGaming
    @StealthlessGaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last commercial was a trip

  • @Martel4
    @Martel4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ilmo is so handsome.

  • @FrenchTaunter12
    @FrenchTaunter12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    These commercials are both awesomely terrible and terribly awesome.

  • @popump2617
    @popump2617 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I miss you Jaako

  • @Palpab1e
    @Palpab1e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:30 Mocha almost breaks character LOL

  • @robertborland5083
    @robertborland5083 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    With the Ahma Beer, I almost suspected the Koskela Brothers to be Yoopers.
    ("Ahma" means "wolverine" in Finnish, & Michigan is the "Wolverine State". The Upper Peninsula is notable for its large Finnish presence. However, the Upper Peninsula has a strong regional identity of its own, so I am unsure how well the wolverine symbolism would fit.)

    • @Handaro
      @Handaro ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think that the name ”Ahma” is more straightforward. One of the most popular beer brands is called ”Karhu” which tranlates to ”Bear” so it might be another nod to Finland

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Handaro Yeah; you are right. I guess it is funny how context can affect the way such symbols are read.
      EDIT: Or I am probably just an idiot.

    • @MrAatami
      @MrAatami ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Handaro Style of the print on the can is closer to Karjala though, so it's pretty much two of the popular ones or at least well known ones.

  • @NUBF
    @NUBF 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So fucking funny, love this guy and these characters!!

  • @nunita141
    @nunita141 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They’re the best

  • @samu19921
    @samu19921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That's why at Koskela brothers we say, Fuck the Government! 😂

  • @Cin3mattic
    @Cin3mattic ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was so sad when jakko got GOT 😢 his last moments tho he sounded like a bad ass

  • @Kanerudo
    @Kanerudo ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I hope they got a happy ending with the new ending of the manuscript

  • @gurkmagister
    @gurkmagister 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Coffe World reminds me a lot of Wasalandia

  • @SilkyForestMoose
    @SilkyForestMoose ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Avoiding watching Return review cuz I’m not that far- But Jakko is by far the best actor in the game.

    • @Demmrir
      @Demmrir 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That was a very good decision on your part.

    • @eggworth_III
      @eggworth_III 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅

  • @HaruIRAI
    @HaruIRAI 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oof, that "Return" review gave me chills!
    I also like the fact, that Ilmo clearly haven't read the book, so for the review he keeps listing it's physical properties

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean he states that it has the best and most compelling back cover description so it's clearly implying it's the only part he reads foom books.

  • @alvarobaltazar831
    @alvarobaltazar831 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    king harald!

  • @gostovahs8121
    @gostovahs8121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a Washingtonian, the part where they claimed their coffee was 'locally sourced' before whispering 'from Puerto Rico' I was like 'whew, we take our coffee seriously here and nothing sounds more sus and gross than coffee that was grown in the damp, cold, PNW' :P

  • @tonicipriani
    @tonicipriani 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:04 The asterisk on the word coffee almost sounds as if it wasn't coffee, lol.

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Commercial 1: Beer Cans.
    Commercial 6: Deer’s Eyes.

  • @SensibleMax
    @SensibleMax หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was today's years old when I found out both brothers are played by the same actor

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh Jaako…

  • @AyaHikari-nj9gw
    @AyaHikari-nj9gw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very funny and unique commercial

  • @jm-pc9bj
    @jm-pc9bj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hopefully these characters get own show, especially Jaakko 😂

  • @DudleyKetsukane
    @DudleyKetsukane 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These feel like tim and eric sketches

  • @saucefreakystyle
    @saucefreakystyle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It always gets me that the review for Return says absolutely nothing about the story itself, just the physical book

  • @AuspexAO
    @AuspexAO ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i don't like the way he continues to gyrate when he says, "deeper connection to animals."

  • @caulinwhitewater4118
    @caulinwhitewater4118 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:55 “cononcerina”

  • @ignaciovitalis8888
    @ignaciovitalis8888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh shit. The coffee's shit

  • @MizzterFu
    @MizzterFu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    King Harald!

  • @MesserJackII
    @MesserJackII 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Justice for Jaakko!!

  • @andgalactus1
    @andgalactus1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine having to make this video again because the DLC added more commercials lol.

  • @alebitteri2159
    @alebitteri2159 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    :D the finnish culture in a nutshell

  • @hehehefunnyname9613
    @hehehefunnyname9613 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I swear the book club is based on an old creepypasta where many people disappear from the world and even the media from years ago. Specifically in it they would gesture to a character who wasn't there and then look down somewhat depressed and then carry on. I forgot what the story was called but I swear it's real

  • @maukunauku
    @maukunauku 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    pippeli

  • @Unindependent
    @Unindependent 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Do you think it means something when in the last commercial, Jaakko is shown as a shade instead of being completely gone 🤔

    • @zami8827
      @zami8827 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just play the game and you know why.

  • @raimandooo
    @raimandooo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    any ideas why this achievement is still not unlocked for me? as I have all 6 and re-watched them fully in the mind place, still not unlocked?

    • @MatalaLento
      @MatalaLento ปีที่แล้ว

      What difficulty did you play?

    • @raimandooo
      @raimandooo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MatalaLento normal diff, all good now

    • @MatalaLento
      @MatalaLento ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raimandooo what you needed to do to unlock everything?

    • @raimandooo
      @raimandooo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MatalaLento im not sure but after i watched them all again the achievement was unlocked even though i did not receive an in game notification about it

  • @FutBoy281
    @FutBoy281 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Return Review commercial almost turned into a Threshold Kids episode
    anyone know what's being said in the background of it?

  • @GoFeri
    @GoFeri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are coffee

  • @TheSeriousSentinel
    @TheSeriousSentinel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    help.

  • @jackoblllllllll
    @jackoblllllllll ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you get the Coffee World video tape? I saw the commercial but can’t watch it again in the mind place.

    • @jondalton7846
      @jondalton7846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm stuck with the same issue. Apparently, it has to do with the latest update (.12) of the game, it broke this collectible on the PS5 and now it can't be completed until they fix it (hopefully with the next update). I paused my playthrough till it gets fixed.

    • @jonphelps92
      @jonphelps92 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jondalton7846the same thing happened on Xbox Series X too. So I'm waiting for a patch since the commercial achievement is the one left I need.

  • @simmysims9209
    @simmysims9209 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @DerClouder
    @DerClouder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's nice to see all the good parts in a 10 minute video instead of suffering through the entire boring game.