Apparently when I was 12 NerdCubed was my shit, I’ve been rewatching all me favorite episodes from him and almost all of them happen to be 7 years ago. Toribash, Overgrowth, Pain, Crashtastic; the classics
Going back through the archives, watching these after school when I was young really helped me get through alot and officially inspired me to do Let's Plays (not like let's players now where its just...just fortnite and sadness and nothing worth watching) so I feel like I'm actually ENJOY what I do!
I feel like Guts theme should be playing while I rewatch these classics. If only you could realize that you are in the good old days before you leave them.
Caitlyn Marsh Because when he said it it was a calm voice like it was nothing. It is an unexpected voice. You don't just say "He exploded" in a calm voice.
Try my wushu kick 1st frame: Relax all Lower left shoulder Extend left pecs Contract right pecs Contract right elbow Left rotate chest Left bend lumbar Contract abs Extend right glute Contract left glute Contract left hip Contract both knees 2nd frame: Extend left wrist Extend left elbow Raise left shoulder Contract left pecs Extend right pecs Contract right elbow Right rotate chest Right bend lumbar Extend abs Extend left hip Hold left knee Extend right knee Extend right ankle 3rd frame OPTIONAL: Contract right hip Contrace right knee (This is the most advanced Wushu move ever!) Reply if it doesn't work I call it the Varial Sideslider or the Flying Sideswipe
Deaths in this video: 3:30 Uke most likely has his skull cracked when Tori hits his head with 2 hands 3:56 Uke dies from blood loss after Tori kicks his leg off 4:44 Uke possibly dies when Tori kicks his stomach 4:59 Uke is quite surely beaten to death by Tori (In a replay) 5:36 Oblivion 1 is punched in the head by Oblivion 2 (In a replay) 5:44 Uke has his head kicked off by [NO]evil (In a replay) 6:06 Tori and Uke die from blood loss after their heads collide with each other at high gravity 6:19 Tori's head comes off after Uke falls on him at high gravity 6:38 Tori has all of his limbs detach when he attempts to grab Uke around the neck when the two are easy to dismember 6:55 Tori snaps in half and has his head come off when he's easy to dismember 7:00 Uke has all his limbs detach when Tori's detached head rolls into him when he's easy to dismember 7:26 Tori and Uke are dismembered when they are about to collide with each other at high gravity 8:39 Tori and Uke are crushed by a Tetris block 8:57 Tori is crushed by a Tetris block again and Uke likely dies after he's hit by a Tetris block 9:09 Uke is cut up by Tori with a sword 9:33 Uke most likely has his bones cracked when he's hit by a fan blade 9:35 Tori suffers the same fate as Uke does previously, but now he's taken away by the fan blade 10:39 Uke is decapitated by a block that comes from the sky (in a replay) 11:10 Tori and Uke most likely die after falling into an abyss 11:20 Tori and Uke are quite surely crushed by a large block offscreen (in a replay) 11:21 Tori most likely dies from blood loss after his legs come off when he knees Uke in the face 11:56 Tori and Uke are dismembered once more after NerdCubed forgets to turn off easy dismemberment this was the dumbest shit I ever made
PieGaming⁸⁷ He still has play videos that are the exact same thing as this, the FWs are for people who want to see him do an actual let's plays of a game
Ryan MacNeill he's too confident than what he used to be, you can tell by the sound of his jet engine... He's amazing here, you can hear his engine He got rid of his engine, he's still amazing but confident :3
I know this is an old video, but, I really wish he dove more into the pro/competitive scene of this game. It is extremely addicting once you understand the basics and start playing more competitive mods (modes) in the game. The forums, are a whole other part of the game. First, there are clans, which can consist of hundreds of players. All connecting as a group. Then through the clans are rankings, fighting for 1st place and so forth. Then how you do that is also very fun, warring, which is where 2 clans battle up against each other. The creativity you can have in this game is insane. Also there are things called pro leagues as well as clan leagues, tournaments for clans and tournaments for pro/competitive players. If anyone plays toribash at a somewhat competitive level reads this, knows what I am talking about. This game seriously needs more publicity, the people that actually get this game, usually don't stick around on it long, because they don't take the time to learn it. It can be such a great experience understanding how everything works.
Two things. First, the link IS in the description, just click the show more button and you will see it. Second, why not? There is no reason for him not to, yes I do know that you can subscribe to him without leaving the page, but this video was released more than a year ago, so he doesn't have the ability, nor I would imagine the desire to change it.
I remember watching this video as a little kid and always wondering why their was a 3 on his logo, and it was only just today after coming back to his channel and realizing what it meant.
I started playing this game the day this video came out... I am now one of those people who can "Do backflips and kick people's heads off from 60 paces"
i remember when i was little i watched this multiple times always wanted to play it went on my mums laptop downloaded it off the internet probably got like 14 viruses played it for 5 minutes and gave up because i was to dumb and it was running on 8 fps
I've been playing this for years, and to get 'pro' at it, actually takes months and months or even years, it can take a long while to understand it, but its good fun :)
you see when he said procrastinators at the beginning i thought of my homework thats due tomorrow and then i thought about how its only eleven at night and i still had time to watch videos do homework go to bed and get to school all in six hours
Apparently when I was 12 NerdCubed was my shit, I’ve been rewatching all me favorite episodes from him and almost all of them happen to be 7 years ago. Toribash, Overgrowth, Pain, Crashtastic; the classics
Same, he was honestly my favourite youtuber back then
Don’t forget hell
Same here lad, roller coaster tycoon was a wicked series
All them games were slaperoonis, I loved overgrowth shame it didn’t go anywhere rlly
Time to rewatch them again
"So now I'm going to attempt to grab him around the neck"
*explodes*
"Okay, so I've exploded hahahahaha!"
Out of context
Ahh the good old days when he lived inside a jet engine.
It does not sound like it.
+Herobrine Gaming what are you deaf
haahahahahahha true
Herobrine Gaming you took this way too seriously, kiddo.
I was so going to say that!
Going back through the archives, watching these after school when I was young really helped me get through alot and officially inspired me to do Let's Plays (not like let's players now where its just...just fortnite and sadness and nothing worth watching) so I feel like I'm actually ENJOY what I do!
"I consider this a considerable victory"
-Daniel Hardcastle 2012
Nothing but a flesh wound.
The original "I see this as an absolute win."
"Punch. Deflect. Concuss."
(Should be the new Toribash tagline?)
totally
11:17 Yep, definitely should.
I told my dad about "Toribash" and he thought it was a game about punching members of the conservative party
close enough
And I told my friend about Toribash and he thought I said Toribæsj which means Tori-poop
what the heck
EZIC Name imagine playing a game called Toripoop
OR Bashtard. Bashing the libertards' heads in.
The good old days when he played in a jet engine and played with a type writer
4:42 12 years later and this never fails to make me wheeze
This is the only youtube vid that makes me genuinely laugh out loud
Liked favourite and subscribed
Welcome to the procrastinators. We have THINGS!
And stuff! Don't forget the stuff
***** Yeah! How could I forget!
Tedster93 And people who reply two weeks later!
So... I'm still playing this 8 years later.
I can do flips and kicks and stuff now so.
I was wondering if I was going to find anyone that still plays.
@@thegraveofus You might have seen me around if you play? I'm Psycho069!
@@danhinchliffe7622 ey, you and I dueled. If I remember we kicked eachothers head off at the same time.
@@AngryCarMechanic Wait what's your name in game?
@@danhinchliffe7622 I believe the ingame name i use is Green_Baron11
"It's a famous football term, it's called the, uh, thing."
-NerdCubed 2012
I feel like Guts theme should be playing while I rewatch these classics.
If only you could realize that you are in the good old days before you leave them.
god i miss being 7 years old watching his overgrowth video on repeat and this one as well
You only did the Project Zomboid video two years later XD
Doug Peck I know right we I learned that I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!!1 :-)
yeah XD
+Taylor The Wonderful! Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!!11
ijjgiijug
Why is it so funny to hear him say he exploded? I died of laughter and I dunno why
Caitlyn Marsh Because when he said it it was a calm voice like it was nothing. It is an unexpected voice. You don't just say "He exploded" in a calm voice.
Lol yeah
Dan: Im going to wait for the project zomboid update to come out
Dan: * does project zomboid video 3 years later*
This is one of my favourite NerdCubed vids. So great.
You'll only get this if you play Toribash. When he showed the replay I instinctively pressed space.
XD
I laugh at how they say WOONG when they experience dismemberment
Few years ago I watched this and decided to play it. I'm now a black belt and love this game as much as anything in my life. Thanks Nerd^3
you RRRRRRRR welcum
+little muchacha I'm a 6th dan :) -Kacperunio
10th dan
Qukslice
"who's shoulder is this?" ~Daniel Hardcastle, 2012
Try my wushu kick
1st frame:
Relax all
Lower left shoulder
Extend left pecs
Contract right pecs
Contract right elbow
Left rotate chest
Left bend lumbar
Contract abs
Extend right glute
Contract left glute
Contract left hip
Contract both knees
2nd frame:
Extend left wrist
Extend left elbow
Raise left shoulder
Contract left pecs
Extend right pecs
Contract right elbow
Right rotate chest
Right bend lumbar
Extend abs
Extend left hip
Hold left knee
Extend right knee
Extend right ankle
3rd frame OPTIONAL:
Contract right hip
Contrace right knee
(This is the most advanced Wushu move ever!)
Reply if it doesn't work
I call it the Varial Sideslider or the Flying Sideswipe
yea just by viewing the first portion of that,
I could tell its a nooby rush kick so no thanks.
I did it and it destroyed my poor enemy. I now call it the demolisher
Just realised saw that this game is FREE on Steam, time to experience some childhood memories
Deaths in this video:
3:30 Uke most likely has his skull cracked when Tori hits his head with 2 hands
3:56 Uke dies from blood loss after Tori kicks his leg off
4:44 Uke possibly dies when Tori kicks his stomach
4:59 Uke is quite surely beaten to death by Tori (In a replay)
5:36 Oblivion 1 is punched in the head by Oblivion 2 (In a replay)
5:44 Uke has his head kicked off by [NO]evil (In a replay)
6:06 Tori and Uke die from blood loss after their heads collide with each other at high gravity
6:19 Tori's head comes off after Uke falls on him at high gravity
6:38 Tori has all of his limbs detach when he attempts to grab Uke around the neck when the two are easy to dismember
6:55 Tori snaps in half and has his head come off when he's easy to dismember
7:00 Uke has all his limbs detach when Tori's detached head rolls into him when he's easy to dismember
7:26 Tori and Uke are dismembered when they are about to collide with each other at high gravity
8:39 Tori and Uke are crushed by a Tetris block
8:57 Tori is crushed by a Tetris block again and Uke likely dies after he's hit by a Tetris block
9:09 Uke is cut up by Tori with a sword
9:33 Uke most likely has his bones cracked when he's hit by a fan blade
9:35 Tori suffers the same fate as Uke does previously, but now he's taken away by the fan blade
10:39 Uke is decapitated by a block that comes from the sky (in a replay)
11:10 Tori and Uke most likely die after falling into an abyss
11:20 Tori and Uke are quite surely crushed by a large block offscreen (in a replay)
11:21 Tori most likely dies from blood loss after his legs come off when he knees Uke in the face
11:56 Tori and Uke are dismembered once more after NerdCubed forgets to turn off easy dismemberment
this was the dumbest shit I ever made
That's dedication right there
2 thoughts
1. Jesus christ that intro jingle punched my nostalgia in the face
2. 6 years???????
3:54
I laughed so hard I spewed Nestea all over my desk and the floor.
Where's PZ? It's been 2 years! The update has already come and gone! Please!
In one of his AMAs on Reddit he said that he did do a lets play of it but he never published it because he thought it was short on comedy :/
Seb swaf :(
And it's finally out!
***** Hurray! :D
what project zomboid he did a lets play
2 years and he still hasn't done Project Zomboid
he has done project zomboid
ph yeah sorry
Oh my god, this game
I keep forgetting it exists and ive never known its name and ive finally found a reliable way to find it again forever
they have it on mobile now
THIS IS ON STEAM! PLAY IT NOW! REVISIT! REVISIT! REVISIT!
Ahh.... Old nerd was amazing... He's still great, but he was better back then.
In some ways now he's better but he also was a bit better in some ways then
jammy Gaming4u no, these plays videos are wayy better than the FW videos that he makes now. The FW videos kinda suck ass...
There good but his plays vids are the same
PieGaming⁸⁷ He still has play videos that are the exact same thing as this, the FWs are for people who want to see him do an actual let's plays of a game
Ryan MacNeill he's too confident than what he used to be, you can tell by the sound of his jet engine...
He's amazing here, you can hear his engine
He got rid of his engine, he's still amazing but confident :3
“Okay, so I’ve exploded” 😂😂
what does idk mean? when I ask people they don't know
Idk stands for (I) (D)on't (K)now.
who1ares
IT'S A JOKE
Read it through again...
GeekGamer Dude, I know it's a joke. It's older than you are. I was just there to prevent anyone else from calling you a dumbass.
who1ares
I don't care if people call me a dumbass...
GeekGamer Now you're the dumbass xD
I was fucking 12 when this came out. I'm 21 now...
*W H A T T H E F U C K*
Damn I was 10, now I'm 18. We adults now and the fortnite/TikTok kids have taken over...
I know this is an old video, but, I really wish he dove more into the pro/competitive scene of this game. It is extremely addicting once you understand the basics and start playing more competitive mods (modes) in the game. The forums, are a whole other part of the game. First, there are clans, which can consist of hundreds of players. All connecting as a group. Then through the clans are rankings, fighting for 1st place and so forth. Then how you do that is also very fun, warring, which is where 2 clans battle up against each other. The creativity you can have in this game is insane. Also there are things called pro leagues as well as clan leagues, tournaments for clans and tournaments for pro/competitive players. If anyone plays toribash at a somewhat competitive level reads this, knows what I am talking about. This game seriously needs more publicity, the people that actually get this game, usually don't stick around on it long, because they don't take the time to learn it. It can be such a great experience understanding how everything works.
pov: you're from the 10 year special
more toribash
Sometimes I miss hearing the computer screaming in the background
almost 2 years and still no zomboid :/
It doesn't work.
i played it today, it works
misterbigsteve he said on reddit that he recorded it but then it wasn't very comedic.
He did it months ago
Jacob Creevey Nov 24, 2013
Exactly 2 years. :) No zomboid though.
This was the first nerdcubed video I've ever watched..... I've watched them all since
My sisters name is tori and I hit her she yelled at me asking why I hit her and I said I'm playing toribash
***** thanks XD
+Ailex Mercer I punched David Cameron. I was playing Tory Bash
+Ailex Mercer I punched David Cameron. I was playing Tory Bash
+scout gaming shut up and kiss me.
But yeah, Cameron is worse than nobhead :P
My sisters name is tori and I hit her and she said why I hit her and I said I'm playing toribashi
Challenge: RKO a person in toribash
Thanks so much for helping me discover this game, still playing today!
YOU MADE ME DROOL CUS I WAS EATING CHOCOLATE AND I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH
6:10 Kissing and puking blood is not nice...
Most of the time I can't really stand watching ppl who are bad at this game but you make it just funny
2019?
Ha normie I’am watching in 2056 git on my level
Probably another awesome 1 hour long nerd cubed video
Here in Nov. 2020, shed a year for the good times lost
3 years of dans videos and I still find this one the funniest
What happens to no no kuni
Glad you brought this back with co-op with Littlewood.
Thank you for getting me into this in 2012. I appreciate it.
this is my fav nerd3 video of all time
“Punch. Deflect. Concuss.”
Discombobulate.
Heel kick to diaphragm.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST PAIN I'VE EVER HAD" i almost died of laughter
Two things. First, the link IS in the description, just click the show more button and you will see it. Second, why not? There is no reason for him not to, yes I do know that you can subscribe to him without leaving the page, but this video was released more than a year ago, so he doesn't have the ability, nor I would imagine the desire to change it.
i must say ... this is exactly how you start the game ... and epicly made i think i said exactly what you did when i first joined
I downloaded it while i was watching and tears of laughter were running down my face.
4:18 and 9:14 are my 2 favorite moments.
im watching this over 3 years after its up loaded
'I gently collided with his shins and he went down like a football player.' hahaha
I've had this game for a year now and everyday i play no matter what mood I'm in it makes me laugh so much so I recommend you get this
This is one of his funniest videos. Its just so hilarious!
This game is really fun can't wait to make more videos of it.
I remember watching this video as a little kid and always wondering why their was a 3 on his logo, and it was only just today after coming back to his channel and realizing what it meant.
Bruh same
The best free game I've seen in a long time!
I started playing this game the day this video came out... I am now one of those people who can "Do backflips and kick people's heads off from 60 paces"
i remember when i was little i watched this multiple times always wanted to play it went on my mums laptop downloaded it off the internet probably got like 14 viruses played it for 5 minutes and gave up because i was to dumb and it was running on 8 fps
Watching this for the fifties time and still loving it! Anyone with me in 2015?
I have played this game since 2008 and it just simply never gets old. xD
I've been playing this for years, and to get 'pro' at it, actually takes months and months or even years, it can take a long while to understand it, but its good fun :)
One if the coolest things I have ever seen
i was drinking sweet tea and when he said this was the worst pain ever i started choking
One of your best Dan
You've been playing for 4 YEARS 4 YEARS JESUS MAN FOUR YEARS
I watched this trying to fall asleep and I almost waked everyone up laughing.
And then, over 2 years later, comes Project Zomboid. Gotta love Dan!
This was my VERY first Nerdcubed video EVER about one year ago.
Still waiting for that Project Zomboid video. Has the big update come out yet?
Nerdcubed plz play more toribash! I love your videos
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
I Love this joke because it never gets old, it has a nice hook.
this is actually how he fights in real life "jumping panther kick!" *misses* *falls on arse* *awkward silence*
9:35 tori's just like SUCK IT! and then he gets sweeped.
This MAY be a year old. But I want "Nerd³'s Month of... Toribash
I have played this game and it took me seven straight hours to make the best replay ever
you see when he said procrastinators at the beginning i thought of my homework thats due tomorrow and then i thought about how its only eleven at night and i still had time to watch videos do homework go to bed and get to school all in six hours
Punch. Deflect. Concuss.
That looks so epic. I hope it doesn't lag on my PC.
"Okay, so I've exploded."
0:08 Does that mean he's been putting off the project zomboid video for 2 YEARS?
11:05 FREE!?
Out on Steam now! Oh it has come a long way...
You have left me waiting for zomboid all my life.
The end music was lovely
wow… it’s been 9 years
I loved the moment when you said it was free!
Holy shit it's been a decade.
The three free games friday series wasn't there when he put this vid up