Well… that was a story. The only thing I don’t like about hear guys is that they seem to think that if you laugh much louder and longer than usual then it makes the story funnier.
Kin hell he's annoyed a bunch of ppl in the comments with some innocuous political opinion. They've all came on here just to criticise a humorous anecdote, kinda sad tbh.
@@donovanferland3088the idiot Lineker claimed he faced racial prejudice/discrimination at school because his skin tone was ‘darker’ than the average white person. It was actually because he had such a tiny brain.
Lineker was very vocal and strident with his views on BLM and other issues that suit his agenda. His silence on the barbaric slaughter in Israel speaks volumes on his stance. Shame on him and his ilk.
That Genoa team a year later knocked liverpool out of the uefa cup on route to the semis and finished 4th in serie a(when it was at its peak) interesting to see what lineker would have added.
Gary just wasn't a Cruyff striker. He preferred and was rumoured to have tried to get Marco van Basten, who had struggled to settle earlier in his Milan career. Gary wasn't technically gifted to the extent that Cruyff wanted, so it was inevitable that he had to go.
Can you imagine being at 5 famous people you would like to have dinner with event but two of the spaces were already taken by Nish Kumar and Gary Lineker 😵
I am glad he cut A really boring story short. My cousin put scaffolding up around his house when he was at spurs and he said he was as much of a twat then as he is now, ,
Did you ever hear the joke about 3 ex footballers one of them telling a joke that wasn’t very funny who was a left wing mouthpiece and the other two idiots who will laugh at anything to keep them in a job
@@prometheustv6558 must’ve been a personal thing then cuz he’d have won them more easy. It’s funny how he was one of the least skilled footballers ever while being the best goal poacher ever too. Could barely even keepy-up 😂
@@EricPollarrd he wouldn’t. Lineker didn’t fit his style. Lineker was a fast forward who was great on the counter while Cruyff was trying to play possession football. And it’s not like Gary won any league titles in his career
I needed this good laugh. The chemistry of this trio is amazing and so natural. Each bringing in their knowledge of the game and then being so effortless in matching it up with their own anectdotes. Awesome stuff!! 😆🤣
@@RTM-Sports you know what I wish I could burst on to the scene and say I'm a Big Meeks but the introvert in me would side eye me stupid😂 I'm a relaxed Mr Alan Shearer. 😂
A clownequw scene , but the Genoa president wasn't really bluffing, because in 1992the team played semis in the Uefa Cup and nearly could ve reached the final. They brought a team with the Brazilian 1994 workdchamp Brancu, Czech forward Tomas Skuhtavy, Urugay striker Carlos Aguilera and Azurro Stefano Ereni . Not a bad team really ..
He was more restrained than I would have been. If they'd asked me if I'd heard of Maradona, I'd have said: "Yeah, I've got all her albums, " 😂
Brilliant 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarius
In the box goalscorer he has be one of the best.
Gary used to play box in a box
He shat on pitch.
Guess you had to be there…
😂
Well… that was a story.
The only thing I don’t like about hear guys is that they seem to think that if you laugh much louder and longer than usual then it makes the story funnier.
Classic Gary hangers on looking to keep that bbc motd salary coming in
Didn't really laugh, a build up for a poor ending
The words hilarious and Gary Lineker are not two words that go together. !!
yeah, three
Tssr
Kin hell he's annoyed a bunch of ppl in the comments with some innocuous political opinion. They've all came on here just to criticise a humorous anecdote, kinda sad tbh.
Yes. The man is a bell end who never stfu about his brainless political opinions. Well done for noticing
About as funny as a heart attack.
I'd bet my house on that not being true.. Gary Linekar's biggest fan....is Gary Linekar
Well don’t watch
Lineker is an irritating W⚓
Hilarious ?... really ....
Must have been really hard for a black guy like gary lineker to go through all of this
I don’t get it?
@@donovanferland3088the idiot Lineker claimed he faced racial prejudice/discrimination at school because his skin tone was ‘darker’ than the average white person. It was actually because he had such a tiny brain.
@@donovanferland3088lineker said he received racial abuse because his skin was "darkish"
@@donovanferland3088 i am not suprised
@@donovanferland3088 he said he got bullied in school for having dark skin.
Lineker was very vocal and strident with his views on BLM and other issues that suit his agenda. His silence on the barbaric slaughter in Israel speaks volumes on his stance. Shame on him and his ilk.
Gary’s 422 formation is very questionable
Micah Richards really will laugh at anything!!
That Genoa team a year later knocked liverpool out of the uefa cup on route to the semis and finished 4th in serie a(when it was at its peak) interesting to see what lineker would have added.
I remember that, they beat us in Genoa and played really well against us at Anfield.
Gary just wasn't a Cruyff striker. He preferred and was rumoured to have tried to get Marco van Basten, who had struggled to settle earlier in his Milan career. Gary wasn't technically gifted to the extent that Cruyff wanted, so it was inevitable that he had to go.
Can't stand Lineker
🫥
One of the best black players ever is Gary
Gary is always clout seeking!
3 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Yeah, but you weren't doing anything with them anyway, so.....
@@leesmith-dennis4141every three minutes a starving orphan dies in Africa listening to a Gary Lineker joke, about himself!
Why on earth didn't Everton have first option for Gary on his return from Spain instead of him joining spurs ?
Another classic Everton move
Because they're Everton.
Alitalia was a nightmare of delays and lost luggage. I remember back in 07' they found a gang of stolen luggage in this dudes garage. 😂
I laughed so hard - I've Linekered myself!
Gary could of shat in his own hands and Richards would have laughed
He did have a shit v Ireland once
And he spoke Irish afterwards.
I would aswell tbf
@@garymccormack3552 would be comical. He could do for comic relief
Konb.
What a knob
My old mate Bupps went to school in Leicester, the school knob never grew out of it.....
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
I actually know a Bupps from Leicester lol
Sweet lord the suspense was killing me. What a story what an absolute
He’s right, it is a long story.
Gary’s timing is always off on the punchline. Swear he is the only one who likes his stories. The other two always fake laugh it out!
About as funny as Nish kumar
Can you imagine being at 5 famous people you would like to have dinner with event but two of the spaces were already taken by Nish Kumar and Gary Lineker 😵
Oxygen thief
Like yourself
Gary’s jokes are worse than covid!
I am glad he cut A really boring story short. My cousin put scaffolding up around his house when he was at spurs and he said he was as much of a twat then as he is now, ,
Your cousin?
@@66BranDo His cousin
You know private jet? Not private jet, but still a jet.
Did you ever hear the joke about 3 ex footballers one of them telling a joke that wasn’t very funny who was a left wing mouthpiece and the other two idiots who will laugh at anything to keep them in a job
He took the Qatar money
We can read whole sentences, you know. Stop this two words at a time subtitle nonsense, it’s annoying.
Imagine sticking Lineker on the wing 😆
He must of had a hard time sprinting more than 5 yards
He wanted to get rid of him. He did and won 4 consecutive titles
@@prometheustv6558 must’ve been a personal thing then cuz he’d have won them more easy. It’s funny how he was one of the least skilled footballers ever while being the best goal poacher ever too. Could barely even keepy-up 😂
@@EricPollarrd he wouldn’t. Lineker didn’t fit his style. Lineker was a fast forward who was great on the counter while Cruyff was trying to play possession football. And it’s not like Gary won any league titles in his career
I nodded off, what did I miss ?
I like Gary lineker as a presenter 😮
Awww how sweet
Hilarious Gary, nearly as good as your salary, at least 6,500 tv licence fees per year!
He should have stayed there.
so where did he go after leaving barsa?
its ok i googled it, he went to Spuds! for 3 years!
If you don’t have a nice thing to say about someone don’t say anything
I think Gary is one of the best if not the best sport presenter👌🏾
I'll say this for him , he's a jug eared 🤬🤬🤬
'Pitch Talk' my arse. This is a straight rip from the Match Of The Day podcast
no comments
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Geared up Gary
Gary is always geared up
Can i have my time back gary
I needed this good laugh. The chemistry of this trio is amazing and so natural. Each bringing in their knowledge of the game and then being so effortless in matching it up with their own anectdotes. Awesome stuff!! 😆🤣
So which one are you then Gary, Micah or Alan?
Its all so humble on point and underrated eh...oh and what a narrative!
@@RTM-Sports you know what I wish I could burst on to the scene and say I'm a Big Meeks but the introvert in me would side eye me stupid😂
I'm a relaxed Mr Alan Shearer. 😂
@@athimcnyamana354 Shearer, shearer!☝️😉 🏴
Some accent coaching from Steve McClaren here
Retire Gary and save the licence payer some money.
Somebody define hilarious
So Funny, why isnt he on the circuit ?
As funny as a case of Diahorrhea
Gary is so desperately in love ….. with Gary!
You know you've made it when people laugh at your lame joke like that
Proper 😂😂😂
Wow… just wow…..
Gary Lineker... the man, the myth, the bellend.
3 out of 5
Gary Lineker loves telling stories about Gary Lineker!
Anecdotes tend to feature oneself.
Gay!!!!!!
Ok
🍉
So much Lineker hating.........Helping immigrants really pisses off sad people.....They're all furious about him.
People usually do have an aversion to those aiding the foreign occupation of your homeland
Good joke. Lineker always had natural comic timing.
What at 3:10?
Not even funny let alone hilarious, give it a pass
You spelt terrible wrong
A clownequw scene , but the Genoa president wasn't really bluffing, because in 1992the team played semis in the Uefa Cup and nearly could ve reached the final. They brought a team with the Brazilian 1994 workdchamp Brancu, Czech forward Tomas Skuhtavy, Urugay striker Carlos Aguilera and Azurro Stefano Ereni . Not a bad team really ..
Yes but not Maradona and an Basten
😂😂
Great punch line! 😂
... then I said exactly like mickey mouse😂😂
Lmao what? U laughing at made up jokes now?😂😂 doesnt even make sense
Did you say a 4 2 2 formation, Gary? Errr … 🤨
Baby beheading black 😂 sympathiser.
Gary is a bit much
That's all he is a joke, done nothing for the England
In the 4th room were walkers crisps and the rest is history. One boring story by the way but not surprised
That 6 months or whatever on the right wing for Cruyff probably ended up raising his football iq 50 points
100 things that never happened......
let me know where you acquired the crystal ball of the past id like one as well
@@XACMPL are you OK?
wonderful dude send link to crystal ball so i can learn the knowledge of the past @@chrisfleet999
@@chrisfleet999Micah’s left the building
“Hilarious” can’t be used in a more wrong context
How long before Gary is found to be a bit of a Phil Schofield ?
You wish
when his super injunction runs out. don't think he's a pedo tho, just a terrible person.
Did he play on the left aproper lefty
Brilliant