Knight: go do your makeup Me: fine Knight: be ready in no more than 5 minutes Me: daddy in the car we’re gonna have a talk about your unrealistic expectations.
I can barely do my foundation and primer in 5 minutes! 😭 Either I’m slow because I want it to look like perfection or someone has unrealistic expectations about girls and their makeup. 😂
Daddy: Yes you can take a hoodie Me: Daddy's hoodie! Now I can have Daddy with me all day! *realises Daddy doesn't have anything to remind him of me all day* *gives Daddy Mr Bear to take to work with him* Me: Promise that you will take extra good care of him Daddy: I promise princess Me: I was talking to Mr Bear
@@cheyennebritain4392 i was in a restuarant i screamed "nooooooo" my mom hit my in my mouth and then this girl look at me and it was like an army smile I could see it.
Daddy: “wake up“ Me: hell nah Daddy: “yes and don’t say no to me I know your sleepy but who the fück do you think you’re talking to” Me:.. *me being the brat I am* _I’m talking to you.._ 🤭👀😂
Him: you need to wake up baby Me: last time I checked mister it’s my choice wether I go to class or not and I’m choosing not to the only way your getting me out this bed is dragging me out of it by my ankle
“What do you want for breakfast?” Eggssss “What time is it? *heavy sigh* well if someone woke up the first time maybe there would have been time for scrambled eggs!” Dude! Why you gotta read my mind like that??
"Wake up" Me: nO "Don't say no to me, I know you're sleepy but who the fuxk do you think you're talking to?" Me: o-oh sorry daddy um I'll go get ready-
I'm so happy I'm in a reasonable time zone to him because it would be torture having to miss streams and stuff due to class like I would miss soooooo many days of school to litterally chill in a stream for 5 hours lol
you should do an 'I applaud you as you surpass yourself in life because you're an independent woman who doesn't need anyone to achieve your goals, not even me but I'm here to cheer you not because you need it but because that's what you do as a decent human being and I know you would do the same for me not because I need it but because we love each other cause equality is what a relationship and life is based' ASMR video next time:)
a super encouraging version of this would be such a dream... my depression kept me from way more classes than I meant to this semester and a nice coax-y video might just help a little if i have the same problem come January lol. You'd think I'd have this figured out by now as i have another like year left of this degree.
No..! I already graduated- points to the 4 diplomas on the wall - ....and I have 5 more alarms before I...- realizes she's setting the scene to make Daddy repeat himself, sits bolt upright- ok ok I'm up I'm up.
I legitimately listened to this to get myself up from bed but it was so soothing that I fell asleep again. Knight you almost made me late to my physics test! Why were you gifted with a golden voice?
"Princess princess😊" Me:...🤗 "Who tf do u think ur talking to?" Me: Woahhh that ESCALATED 👀 Also me: nuh uh😑who do YOU think ur talking to like dis so late in the morning
Honestly I was so confused when he said 83, cause my country doesn’t use that system. I was like wait whaaat, that’s really hot, then I realized it was Fahrenheit...
Omg I literally need this. Do you think you could make a softer version? Maybe a little less dominant? I love gentle and soft guys☺️ I’d really appreciate a gentle, yet convincing guy❤️ I’m just sort of sensitive in the mornings or when I’m sleepy
Ok I’m the first one to get up in the house! I’m up a like 4:30 to just wake up to do whatever I want 😗 I just subscribed to your content and omg I love it!! Keep up the good work!!!
So, I'm alone at home right now, so I decided to listen to this without headphones, my dog ran around the house like crazy, I startet playing this, he just layed beside me and my phone and fell asleep 🥺 I can't he's so cuuuute, knight and my dog ofc ✨🥺✨
Wow such good timing 😴 I just woke up not too long ago for school and I happen to find this Perfect timing Knight ❤ Him:"You gotta eat breakfast even if its something small like toast and a glass of water---" Me: *interrupting him* Now hold on one bloody white tossy minute mister! Who in their right mind drinks water IN THE MORNING?! O-o
![[FreeTalk] Bacain Chat Kalian!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uMJh51fmCa0/mqdefault.jpg)
“Get up for cla-“
*Issa no from me, dawg.*
🙌🏻
Aight imma head out
I actually said that to my dad once and he was like the fuck?😂😂😂😂
@@kaeyaalberich7226
If I said that to my dad, there would be a missing child report on the news...you finish the puzzle XD
I wanna like so much but it has 69 and if I like it will say 570 ;;-;-;;
Knight: who tf do you think your talking too?
*Me: Ight imma head out.*
girl i think that i have problems. like it be seducing me 😔
@@billiesfavwhore9078I slowly.... I slowly started to be suducted by him... Let he slowly started to suduce me..AHHHH
Ciara Jungkook “and now he’s only all i think about oh my god”
Knight: go do your makeup
Me: fine
Knight: be ready in no more than 5 minutes
Me: daddy in the car we’re gonna have a talk about your unrealistic expectations.
T H E O stg
It takes five minutes to do my damn eyebrows
Lola Mendez EXACTLY! Like I can’t even do my base makeup in 5minutes
I can barely do my foundation and primer in 5 minutes! 😭 Either I’m slow because I want it to look like perfection or someone has unrealistic expectations about girls and their makeup. 😂
Bruh I need 5 minutes to do one eyebrow dafuq
"Don't say no to me"
*NO.*
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS BRO
n o
It’s so straight forward i could never 😭
U wanna hear it in spanish?
Noh
EVERYBODY SAY NOOOO
Daddy: who tf do u think your talking to
Me: *starts crying* I’m SoRrYyYY
Saaaame 😭
i feel you i start crying over everything i'm so sensitive ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
@@lilylakey8270 same 😂
@@aylissaakamattsleftthigh8686 I FOUND YOU AGAIN
( ╹▽╹ )
Sameeee. He was so aggressive :(
Daddy: Yes you can take a hoodie
Me: Daddy's hoodie! Now I can have Daddy with me all day!
*realises Daddy doesn't have anything to remind him of me all day*
*gives Daddy Mr Bear to take to work with him*
Me: Promise that you will take extra good care of him
Daddy: I promise princess
Me: I was talking to Mr Bear
LittleVamp that’s too funny for me I’m crying 😂
LittleVamp OMG- 💀💀💀💀
@@takokoo I see you everywhere but your comments are hilarious
Why does everyone name they're teddy bear Mr Bear
Omg this is so cute!!!!🥺❤️
Get up for cla-
*EvERy bOdY sAy nO*
Jungkook: everybody say Noooo
ME:NOOOOOOO
Cheyenne's Life
Finally!! I thought no one would get my joke 😂😂
@@cheyennebritain4392 i was in a restuarant i screamed "nooooooo" my mom hit my in my mouth and then this girl look at me and it was like an army smile I could see it.
NOT JK 💀😭
wE rOlL wE rOll We RoLl EvErYbOdY SaY nO
Kight: GET UP RIGHT NOW
Me: * generally surprised* 😯 "alright, I'm getting up.....chill"
rightt he was a lil aggressive this time bro😭😭😭
@@kiyahp9216cus he know damn well none of us getting up
Daddy: "what do you want?"
Me, and the thirsty brat that I am: uhh.. obviously, you.
Reina Lovell same tbh 😂
“But you’re not leaving the house unless you put something in you.”
Hehehehehe
😳😳
Bro that’s actually what I thought help
Edit: apparently I can’t fricken spell
Akira Hoshitono I legit laughed irl
@@beforesunsetsgfasmr2333 awe you innocent bean
aunesty jones girl what 😂😂😂😂
Daddy: “wake up“
Me: hell nah
Daddy: “yes and don’t say no to me
I know your sleepy but who the fück do you think you’re talking to”
Me:.. *me being the brat I am* _I’m talking to you.._ 🤭👀😂
*i know im talking to you*
Why is that me though😆😂
i see you e v e r y w h e r e bruh 😭😭😭
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sas🤩
Knight: *get up for class, Princess*
me, already at school: but I...
Knight: excuse me?
Me: im sorry. 🥺🥺
"Go do your makeup. Be ready in less than 5 minutes ". Challenge accepted.
😂
Omg lol 😂😂
Lmfafo
Daddy: you are getting up right now.
Me:make me!
Daddy: excuse me?
Me:....... nothing.
me: a Celsius reading Aussie
guy: “It’s gonna be 83 babe”
Me: COME THROUGH GLOBAL WARMING
lmaooo same
Same 😂
83°c IT'S ALMOST AT BOILING WATER TEMPERATURES AHHHHH WERE GONNA DIEEEE
Same
JESUS CHRIST 83°C ARE WE IN HELL?-
Knight, why'd you call me out like this? You know I'm just gonna listen to you and nap in class so would getting up really be necessary...?
He liked your comment !!
Him: wake up
Me: NOOOO
Him: don’t say no to me
🤣🤣🤣
That is me to my boyfriend he tries to wake me up and I yell no all the time
He watching us real good-
Say no to this
*gets notification and reads title*
Me: alright I don’t appreciate u calling me out like that 😂
😂
Class? “No... I don’t think I will.” Only Marvel fans will get that 😂
Diamond yesssssss
Diamond jahdhakdjwkbxoejxusvzkw je
CAAAAP
HAH
I love all of you😂
Knight: you gotta get up baby
Me: mmm nu
Knight: excuse me
Me: nu! I nu wan get up!! I wan sleepy *pouts*
*pouts* mweanie
"I got all my degrees..."
Me: "Ha! You mean your Master degree in loving me?"
😂
that was VERY smooth I can tell you 😌
fun fact:
i just fell off of my bed
its ekacia you ok? 😂💀
Ïtzrachel archer yeah lmao just a bit of a shock 😂
its ekacia aight 😂
Ïtzrachel archer 😂😂
aHAAAA
"Dont say no to me"
Me being an army : EVERYBODY SAY NO😂
Sameeee
We roll (We roll) We roll (We roll) We roll
Daddy if you want me to go to class _soo_ badly... why don’t *you* attend my classes 💀😂
thats what i said
no, thanks. my period is killing me.
I feel this.....
I felt this in my uterus.
same 👁👄👁
Hah Same! And yet I still stay in bed
Hits different when you're off your period and feel the ghost cramps 😐
Him: you need to wake up baby
Me: last time I checked mister it’s my choice wether I go to class or not and I’m choosing not to the only way your getting me out this bed is dragging me out of it by my ankle
That is a whole damn mood right there
Yes 👏
LISTEN UP LADYS DIS DUDE DIS DUDE LET US WEAR A HOODIE NOT JUST ANY HOODIE HIS HOODIE
Internal tears of joy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Our
Knight: “Don’t say no to me, I know your sleepy but who the f*ck you think your talking to”
Me: “you the f*ck”🙄😂😂
“What do you want for breakfast?”
Eggssss
“What time is it? *heavy sigh* well if someone woke up the first time maybe there would have been time for scrambled eggs!”
Dude! Why you gotta read my mind like that??
*looking through the comments*
‘Now open your eyes’
*closes eyes* No!
Knight: *whispers GET UP*
Me: *whispers back you can’t make me daddy*
**telling me why I should get up**
Me: **remembers I have to pick up my friend** AHH!! iM uP uP!!
This made me laugh so hard 😭
Daddy I’m gonna take *allll* your clothes and you ain’t gonna stop me
*later on*
Daddy: “it’s too hot for a hoodie”
Me: *f i g h t m e*
Don’t you watch boyfriend audio to
@@fingersplinter so do I-
@@fingersplinter yes!
your everywhere HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daddy:”you need something in you”
Me: I can have you in me ya know what I’m saying 🤷🏽♀️😎😂
Ha!!😄😄😄
Patricia London 😂
YOURE EVERYWHERE
@@sunkissedrat4581 she really is 😂😂
Me: *legit pouting right now*
The fact that I still come back to this audio occasionally when I really don't wanna get up for class🤣🤦♀️❤
"Get up for cla-"
Man forget school, I'm dropping out
*Me close to sleep*
Me: i dont wanna go to class
Him: i know you don't.
Me: 😲
"Wake up"
Me: nO
"Don't say no to me, I know you're sleepy but who the fuxk do you think you're talking to?"
Me: o-oh sorry daddy um I'll go get ready-
“You need to put something in you” wellll while you mention itttt
NOOOOOOO LMAOSKSKSBSJSJDJDJDJDJD😭😭😭😭
Guess who woke up to their phone at 8%
*Me* 😎🙌🏽😂😭
Oof
Daddy:get up
Me: you woke me up when i was SLEEPING i better get McDonald's after dis you big ol meany .
Perfect thing to wake up to beside an actual boyfriend.
I'm so happy I'm in a reasonable time zone to him because it would be torture having to miss streams and stuff due to class like I would miss soooooo many days of school to litterally chill in a stream for 5 hours lol
Him: who tf do you think your talking to?
Me: WOAHH WOAHH WOOOOOOH NAH MAN- "STARTS FANNING MYSELF" HUHO WOAH
“You were late yesterday.” Uuuh first of alll I’m late everyday🥴😅
Faith Min oh my god sameeeeee
you should do an 'I applaud you as you surpass yourself in life because you're an independent woman who doesn't need anyone to achieve your goals, not even me but I'm here to cheer you not because you need it but because that's what you do as a decent human being and I know you would do the same for me not because I need it but because we love each other cause equality is what a relationship and life is based' ASMR video next time:)
Him: u are waking up right now
Me: but i dont want a real life today........or any other day
Him: You are waking up right now.
Me: Bet. Make me. I don't wanna wake up. Don't wanna go.
Him: now open your eyes
*me a kpoper* : trigger me open your eyes (AND THATS A LONG ASS RIDE)
I play this 30 minutes before wake up to avoid waking up in a bad mood, specialty in winter
Homie tryin' to help me not skip class 👌
"I gotchu homie"
I once cried because I had to get up for school-
I'm being fr☠️😭
"you're not leaving the house till you put something in you"
Me: .... Do you count?
Him: Who tf do you think you’re talking to
Me: 😏 I- do that again
him: "princess~~ WAKE UP"
me: no~
him: *giggles* yes don't say no to me
me: 👁👄👁
“Your not leaving this house till you have something in you”
My dirty ass mind: you could be in me😈
Him: still talking
Me: getting my things for online class
Him: and-
Me: I know I know I will go to class
a super encouraging version of this would be such a dream... my depression kept me from way more classes than I meant to this semester and a nice coax-y video might just help a little if i have the same problem come January lol. You'd think I'd have this figured out by now as i have another like year left of this degree.
I don't understand how people snooze their alarms I literally just close/stop it and forget about till it's too late!
This is so ✨aggressively caring✨
No..! I already graduated- points to the 4 diplomas on the wall - ....and I have 5 more alarms before I...- realizes she's setting the scene to make Daddy repeat himself, sits bolt upright- ok ok I'm up I'm up.
"ik you're sleepy but who the fuck do you think you're talking to" holy shit instant sub-mode activated
I legitimately listened to this to get myself up from bed but it was so soothing that I fell asleep again. Knight you almost made me late to my physics test! Why were you gifted with a golden voice?
It’s 83
I’m gonna wear leggings
You look good in leggings
HE CAN HEAR ME?!???!???!!
"Princess princess😊"
Me:...🤗
"Who tf do u think ur talking to?"
Me: Woahhh that ESCALATED 👀
Also me: nuh uh😑who do YOU think ur talking to like dis so late in the morning
OMG THE LIKES ON THIS VIDEO ARE 666 WTF
Him: You are paying to much money-
Ad: Do you need better sleep!?!?!
Me: perfect timing!
The amount of times I got jump scared because of the ads lol
knight:do you know who the fuck you're talking to
me:BITCH IM DOJA CAT I GO WAY BACK
Xdddddddd
How dare you try to make me a responsible adult?
Pffft 83°?
I wish! Here its gonna be in the 50° for the rest of the fall in pretty sure. T_T
Honestly I was so confused when he said 83, cause my country doesn’t use that system. I was like wait whaaat, that’s really hot, then I realized it was Fahrenheit...
Kevin: you're not leaving the house until you get something in you.
Me: well there is one thing I want in me but I will probably be late for school.
Eijiro Kirishima KIRISHIMA IM TELLING BAKAGOU ABOUT THIS BE READY FOR BROKEN LEGS TONIGHT!
@@makaylamars1958 Jesus??? um please don't bakubro's to manly for me and I kinda wanna walk.
Eijiro Kirishima your lucky I’m nice
@@makaylamars1958 thank you
@@makaylamars1958 I will not forget the very many thing you just did
Where in the world do I get a guy like Knight? Like, boys need to start learning!!
Ah! The nickname princess sent chills up my spine.. fu- dge balls!
I love you so much knight! You make me so happy evry time you uploade!
“ I know you’re sleepy but who the FuCk do you think you’re talking to?”
Dear lord that sent me😂😂
HEY IM PRINCESS! 🥰
Omg I literally need this.
Do you think you could make a softer version? Maybe a little less dominant? I love gentle and soft guys☺️
I’d really appreciate a gentle, yet convincing guy❤️
I’m just sort of sensitive in the mornings or when I’m sleepy
He gets less "dominant" towards the end and really, it's just him being firm with us for being lazy! Even soft guys need to be assertive sometimes 😗
Ok I’m the first one to get up in the house! I’m up a like 4:30 to just wake up to do whatever I want 😗 I just subscribed to your content and omg I love it!! Keep up the good work!!!
Cecilia Perez sane but imma pretend I’m not a morning person bc this is a new favorite audio
aunesty jones yeah same!!
/fakes cold, and feeling sick so daddy cant go anywhere and stay in bed with me for the whole day/
1:14 when he said that three letter word it send SHIVERS down MY SPINE
I legit listened to this thinking i’d get up but his peaceful voice put me back to sleep 😀💔
But like...what if I just didnt?
Yayyyy a big warm hoodie so I can fall asleep during lunch
Could you do a pregnancy audio for like morning sickness plz
You actually have me the motivation to get up this morning 😄😍
"Wake..up"
Me being grouchy in the morning: *N..O*
This is so good! Most of the morning ASMRs are too nice for someone who's as tired in the mornings as I am. I need someone like this. ☺️💕
So, I'm alone at home right now, so I decided to listen to this without headphones, my dog ran around the house like crazy, I startet playing this, he just layed beside me and my phone and fell asleep 🥺
I can't he's so cuuuute, knight and my dog ofc ✨🥺✨
Him:*getting me out of bed*
Me:your not getting any cuddles for a week!
Me watching this from quarantine :ahhh school
Him: Because you were late to class yesterday
Me: no I wasn't everybody else was just early :(
0:27 WOW THERE . Was not expecting knight to say allat😭 ….. I might like it
Him time to get up for class
Me just remembering that I forgot to charge it :👁👄👁💧
Don’t want to get up for my 8ams today wish daddy could get me out of bed 😭
This just became my all time favourite audio ❤👌
Him: *does deep voice*
Me: DADDY NOOOOOO DONT DO THAT that makes me sad
Wow such good timing 😴 I just woke up not too long ago for school and I happen to find this
Perfect timing Knight ❤
Him:"You gotta eat breakfast even if its something small like toast and a glass of water---"
Me: *interrupting him* Now hold on one bloody white tossy minute mister! Who in their right mind drinks water IN THE MORNING?! O-o
Emily Rain I’m wheezing 😭💀😂😂
@@takokoo bahahahaha 😂😂😂
Emily Rain 😂
@@takokoo glad I could make you laugh haha xD
But seriously though, who DOES that?! Drinking water in the AM.. Makes the water taste gross 😥
Emily Rain I don’t ANYONE who does that if so, they may leave the room immediately 😂
Nigh: how bout this, always and forever
me: Elijah is that youuuu
NIKLAUSSSS
him: “by the time your are done with your makeup the pop tarts will be ready”
me: **a goth** 😭