ROSIE X ARMY but people with long distance relationships are loving quarantine cause they have nothing better to do than text and call their boy/girlfriend all day long 😂😂
Knight : on the scale of 1 to 10 , where are you now ? Me : idk like 11 or 12 , how about 20 yeah let's say 20 Knight: oh baby a 9! Me : yeah , let's just say that...
I speak French and when he said croissant I was like it’s CROISSANT ... and then after he repeated it.... I was like ....... 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 where are the cameras ......
"English is my second language. My first language is nonsense." I CACKLED AT THIS AND IT'S 3:20 AM LMAOOOO WHAT A FAT ASS MOOD. I'm definitely using this if anyone asks me how many languages I speak, thanks Knight 😂😂❤️ Edit: spelling
i really hate getting cramps when i have my period but this really helps thanks k also thanks for getting me food, medicine, a heating pad and doing cuddles for me too
Knightfalls: I could make you a croissant Me: *in carl wheezer voice* q u a s a u n t Knightfalls: okay sorry a quazzot Me: excuse me mr. knightfalls hOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY? 👀
I was getting so mad at other videos like this cuz I just wanted something to try and be comforted by as my cramps are killing me and this is so wholesome and make me feel a little better and make me smile so thank you
I love this it’s so sweet and comforting! Would you consider doing an ad at the beginning instead of the mid-roll ad? I was almost asleep and the ad was sooo loud and scared me 😭
I just got my period and had the worst cramps then this popped in my face and I was like owh yeah that's what I need what a coincidence!! Btw this guy's voice is so calming I love it!!
If spanish is actually your first language, could you make a spanish video? I know other spanish speakers would love it too💕 You don’t have to of course, just a suggestion
Do u have like an insta page or something, like literally you're the sweetest person ever i really needed this, your audios make me feel so much better about myself 😟😟
Everyone is missing their boyfriends and girlfriends in quarantine
Me: is listening to boyfriend asmrs cause I'm single:)
ROSIE X ARMY MEEEEE haha
ROSIE X ARMY but people with long distance relationships are loving quarantine cause they have nothing better to do than text and call their boy/girlfriend all day long 😂😂
*s m i l e s*
😂 😂
ROSIE X AMRY yes that is also me
Him: I could make u a croissant or smt
Me: you mean quazaunt
Him: ok sorry a qUaZaUnT
Me: w H E E Z E TF HOW I--
XD
This is beautiful we all need a boyfriend to make us a quazaunt
XDDD LOL
It's like he can actually hear us☠️
Stawwepp ur gonna make me drop my quazaunt!
His voice is so calming, honestly makes me feel so comfortable
His voice just sounds warm, like you can tell he’s genuinely kindhearted and caring in person
Paracetamol ❎
Knight’s audios ✅
GIRL SAME.
Yessss
knight: sorry, babe english is not my first language
me: aaa mine neither
knight: my first language is non sense
me: i-
~~minetoo~
My first language is screams
I’m first language is tagz ###### if anyone plays roblox you know what I mean
@@giltch3883 Very ####### inducing
My first language is “...”
Exactly...
I rarely speak, and if I do it’s normally to roast someone or ask my crush if I can cuddle her. ☺️
Knight: Anything else, princess?
Me: 5 tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, 2 litres of Pepsi, 3 giant stuffies, heating pads and non stop massages
Genius
I wouldn't doubt he would do it 😂
So like can we share or what?
Hahaha that's a whole package thing I would settle with just an ice cream 💀
meee every day
Him: "your a brat"
My hormonal ass: huh?🥺
Same😭🥺
Right 🥺
i just got my period and my cramps are AWFUL. i swear he’s right here next to me sometimes. 🥺
Same! My cramps are terrible
Same
My cramps are light (this time) but I’m SO DAMN NAUSEOUS 🥺😢🤢
We're in this together
Cramps suck! I hate them
Knight: count to 100
Me: 1 .. 99 .. 100 .. done in 2 seconds
Knight: *laughs*
Me: 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕
Navaeh Rickard yeah that’s the English way to do it
Him: “I will get you what ever you need.”
Me: may I have cuddles, two chocolate bars and can you put on the movie dirty dancing please.🥺
Nobody puts Baby in a corner
Mary Rose San Luis how did you know what I was thinking
Knight : on the scale of 1 to 10 , where are you now ?
Me : idk like 11 or 12 , how about 20 yeah let's say 20
Knight: oh baby a 9!
Me : yeah , let's just say that...
"oh did you said 90? Yep, kinda it
@@sakuraogawa3493 then you're probably giving birth or have endometriosis or some condition,which you need to get treated..
@@sakuraogawa3493 really felt this one (aka me right now 🐸)
I speak French and when he said croissant I was like it’s CROISSANT ... and then after he repeated it.... I was like ....... 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 where are the cameras ......
😂😂😂😂
lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
c’est trop cute comment il le dit 😭
@@maënastevenson en vrai c'est pas cute ça me perturbe 🤣🤣
Girl right 😂😅?
His giggles are the absolute cutest thing🥺🥺💗💗💗💗
"English is my second language. My first language is nonsense." I CACKLED AT THIS AND IT'S 3:20 AM LMAOOOO WHAT A FAT ASS MOOD. I'm definitely using this if anyone asks me how many languages I speak, thanks Knight 😂😂❤️
Edit: spelling
i really hate getting cramps when i have my period but this really helps thanks k also thanks for getting me food, medicine, a heating pad and doing cuddles for me too
How did he know i was cramping bad????😂😍😁
Grace Proctor telepathy 😂🔫
Same😂😢🥴
When you know you will never find or have a boyfriend so you just date ASMR boyfriend and it feels so real
am i the only one who didn’t know about the rubbing above the hip thing to help with cramps and actually tried it and it work?
just me? ok
No I genuinely didn’t know... wish I knew that sooner...
imma try that now....
We all on that same *cycle* 😤✊
bluetooth connect
🙂
I’m digging this music it’s like way better then elevator music
When he called us princess i- i- omg I'm in love with this man i-
What in the actual fudge how does he know it’s my monthly, nahhhhh there’s no fudging wayyyyy.
He must be psychic 😮
When Knight said to count to 100...
I really went-
*100*
_i went there 😳😂_
@Jasmine Renee because she/he likes showing their support
The emoji's went _😐stretch👌_
i went to 283 before i realised the video had stopped
BROO I HAVENT SEEN YOU UNDER ASMR VIDEOS IN A MINUTE HOW ARE YOUU😂😂 (I see you everywhere)
@Jasmine deadass I see them everywhere
Knightfalls: I could make you a croissant Me: *in carl wheezer voice* q u a s a u n t Knightfalls: okay sorry a quazzot
Me: excuse me mr. knightfalls hOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY? 👀
I'm not joking when I say your audios really really really truly help with period cramps. thank you 🥺💗
when he knows your cycle but her don't know you 😔😔😔😔
HOW DID YOU KNOW I JUST STARTED?! 🥰😭 I love you and am now crying!
I fainted in the shower today because my cramps were that bad
To make things worse, *I FORGOT TO SHAVE THE OTHER ARMPIT! :(*
Ouch sorry for you, darling 💖 also you should prob check it out with your doctor bc that's not normal at all
This is exactly what I needed right now
P.s. I love your voice, its so calming
“I’ll cut up a banana and strawberries and put it in some yogurt.”
Me, lactose intolerant and allergic to both bananas and strawberries: perfect.
Just got my period and I just saw this video. PERFECT TIMING. BLESS YOU.
bruh i wished i had a boyfriend like this! but like no one likes me/ wants me soooo imma stick with the boyfriend asmrs😙😙
same
Same😅😭😢
girl same!
the girls don’t even want me.....
Rate your pain 1-10
Me: 100
Him:9?
Me: I said 100 😫
You're voice makes me melt
I was just thinking about this yesterday bc i was listening to his old one🥺❤️
My cramps are so bad rn hurry up 😭
Me: *a person who doesn't get period cramps*
Also me: OWWWW OWIEEE OOF OUCH OWE
Chicken nugger you are SO LUCKY
@@shhdani I only get small pains on the first day but I feel bad for people who get huge pains
Oh you're lucky one 😔✊
How does it feel to be god’s favorite?😔
@@rebekkahharajuku2738 that's a lie 😭
When I first heard his voice no joke I melted into my bed
I was today years old when I learned you’re supposed to eat when you take Advil :)
I was getting so mad at other videos like this cuz I just wanted something to try and be comforted by as my cramps are killing me and this is so wholesome and make me feel a little better and make me smile so thank you
Not me coming to this audio every month🧍🏽♀️
I’m not on my period right now but I do have a stomach ache with some cramps so 🤷🏼♀️❤️❤️ love your audios
I feel called out, damm
Raise ur hand if u want to buy his merch but can't cuz ur to poor and all u have is stuffies to keep u company ✋
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Surprisingly this is helping me rn so much coz my cramps are so intense but they are better now thanks to this so thank you so much ❤️
can we get one every month? aaaaa i swear he’s the best
I love this it’s so sweet and comforting! Would you consider doing an ad at the beginning instead of the mid-roll ad? I was almost asleep and the ad was sooo loud and scared me 😭
Him:"on a scale of 1 to 10"
Me:"1000000000000000000"
him:'oh baby a 9"
Me:"i said 10000000000000000000"
Did he just say his first language is Spanish?
*I’m learning Spanish rn*
His first language is nonsense
It's nonsense
I’m supposed to be learning Spanish but it’s THAT boring that I just learn Japanese instead...
@@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 let me say you that with spanish you can say way moooore nonsenses than English 😂
“So what is it like now??
Ow a 6?! Thats better then a 9!!”
Honey its a 1000
Omg when he said I'm sowwy my heart melted
Whenever someone says “I looked up XYZ to try to help you” I melt
Yet again I'm back early enough to hear it live XD
I come here every month and just try to hold my tears..
OMG cramps comfort would be my favorite video😍😍 It honestly helps Soo much
I just have bad cramps but his little laughs just makes me smile 🥺
Banana🍌 , strawberries🍓, yogurt🥣 and Nutella🍫 sound really nice I might have that when I wake up 😂
Wot the fork
I just got may period HAHAH and your voice makes me dizzy❤️
Hey I just wanted to say that you always make my day or night and I hope your doing great😌❤️
I love you're Voice 🙈😅
I want a boyfriend because i'm so single...
I was watching one of his videos and I fell asleep bc of his voice 🥺
I just got my period and had the worst cramps then this popped in my face and I was like owh yeah that's what I need what a coincidence!! Btw this guy's voice is so calming I love it!!
me half way asleep, just chilling:
a random ass commercial: DO YOU WANT TO LEARN A LIVING ON LIFE-
Conclusion: I hate it here, streaks dhmu 😪
If spanish is actually your first language, could you make a spanish video? I know other spanish speakers would love it too💕
You don’t have to of course, just a suggestion
jheezzz what great timing, needed dis🥺😔
I think this is my favorite video ! This is sooo cute !
Thinking that there should be more of these.
Him: a 6 is better then a 9
Me: BuT wiTH TheRE pUwERs COmbINED
I just got cramps and I went straight to this video
Him:"your being a brat"
My hormonal ass:"w-what🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭*cry*"
Him:"no baby im sorry!"
Me:"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
It's not a 6-9/10 it's a 20/10
Omg cramps are so bad when the video ended and he left I cried 😭💗 MC problems
The bit thats like ‘cramps yhe worse’ then goes on to say ‘with experience’ like its so funny
I don't have cramps anymore because of birth control by this was lovely non the less! I want a second part where you return with the yogurt !
omg i should've watch it yesterday since it was my first period day lol
Damn. Banana and strawberry in some yogurt with Nutella on top sounds really good. Time for a new quarantine snack! 😂
“on a scale of one to ten how to you feel right now?”
me, on my period: nine
“Oh bby a nine?”
me: UHHHHHHHH
as soon as i woke up this morning i got cramps n went to this
Dude, I had bad cramps then I watched this and it went away! 🤯
I literally started this morning 🥺
*Me* : Totally relaxed and almost asleep
*Ad* : Are you asleep? ( it genuinely asked me this )
*Me* : NOT ANYMORE!
He made me laugh when he said quazaunt 😭
ME TOO I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING
I’m just going to wait exactly 4 days and then listen to this again🤣🤣
It’s 4:00am and I can’t sleep because of the Cramps 🙄😭😭
"Be back in a bit baby"
Continues to not come back
Do u have like an insta page or something, like literally you're the sweetest person ever i really needed this, your audios make me feel so much better about myself 😟😟
why is the pain...going to my knees-😭😂
Listening to his comforting voice bc my bf lost interest ❤️
Me, as I wake up at 2am 2 seconds away from crying: this is a Tylenol situation. This requires the mega meds.
I found this while I was sitting on the sofa with cramps. Thank God. 🙏🏻
Don’t worry, english is my second language too. First One is italian 😂
Your voice sounds like Sam's from Supernatural and I LOVE IT🤠
Your voice is so amazing
Me: -eating chocolate, cramping bad-
Also me: -sees this and spams the play button- “HOW DID HE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Everyone:takes pills,drinks water when crampinh
Me:
The croissants my mom makes take atleast 2 days to prepare and bake, I don't think I'll be having the croissants,sir
now how did he know my cramps are bad ?🤨 cut the cameras.
letha deadass😳
Another period, another play 🥺
If only I saw this yesterday when I was crying over cramps
Legend has it
He didn’t come back