my "big" "city" "liberal" friend is majoring in "soy" music. i asked him why he's majoring in "soy" music. he told me it was because he's a "big" "city" "liberal". thank you tony zaret
Boy I'm sure glad Rock Beatles is here to teach us what good music means. Before Rock Beatles I used to enjoy bad music with basic keys and bad chord progression. Now I hate everything from the past 30 years!
I’m so confused about Rick Beato because he often makes thumbnails that look like he’s gonna whine about how modern music “just isn’t as good” and then he’ll spend the video complimenting all the modern music
I think it’s partly cos he knows a large part of his audience just wants to see him slag off ‘modern music’ It’s incredible how the comments so often disregard the positive things he says about the songs.
Good call on including some sophisticated humour for all of us out there with undergraduate and/or graudate degrees in music, I'm referring of course to the hilarious joke about how there's no note called H, because of course all true musicians and music academics know that in Germany, Central and Eastern Europe, and Scandinavia, B-natural is referred to as H
My wife got impr*gnated by her boyfriend, who is “a nice guy who listens to a variety of music, and listens to me when I’m speaking” blah blah blah or something 😑
@@arunkarthikma3121 it's because of record labels becoming "woke". "Woke" is so common that you can't even tell if something's satire because... ... of "GRIMM'S LAW"!
@@player17wastaken "Grim's" ""law""? seems really confusing. Is it "satire" or is it a real law in the federal constitution? 🙀 Big government has taken all the laws away from us!!! 😡😡
On a more serious note, I'm glad more people are talking about Rick Beato and his extremely narrow view of music. The fact that he thinks he is better than other music listeners because he just doesn't understand songs that don't use a guitar is maddening. Thanks for poking fun!
umm sorry i only listen to bean based liberal music for big city liberals! i even have 17 phds in woke music theory! (don't use d minor it's the BIG PATRIOT chord and is insulting to my big city liberal mindset!)
Funniest thing about Beato : him calling music "easy to make". The guy have the annual salary of 10 people put together in amps, guitars, basses and recording stuff behind him. Sure dude, it is easy to make music with instrument in this condition lol.
Thank you Rack Pinto for saving music once again. I tell you what in my time we used to have no surprise knife attacks, just jammin out in our parents garage with about twenty record players on standby to keep rewinding to learn our parts. haha those were the days, we weren't good but at least we played in E shorp John Mayer am i right
No guitar solo is usually a sign that the song is utter garbage. No progression no soaring vocals no intricate rhythms. I would like to mention that all 5 of my children are currently dead. I have heart burn. I would also like to mention that I hate mumble rap as it is very low effort. Okay I'm going into cardiac arrest now bye.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too
Can we have a reaction stream where Rock Beatles listens to “Daughter of Darkness” by “Natural Snow Buildings” in one sitting while hanging upside down from the ceiling (bungee incident)
What's worse is his soulless and cynical fanbase who use him (and his credentials which they will bring up constantly) as an excuse to shit on everybody's music taste and claim they are objectively right to do so
I don’t get this at all.
I’m assuming it’s supposed to be funny and I’m just missing something, but why is everyone in the comments so weird?
Check your air fryer boss
@@renophile0953What?
You see this is what is called "satire" which is a kind of humor that isn't funny. Of course you can ever know if it is satire due to poe's law.
WOAK WOAK WOAK WOAK WOAK WOAK WOAK WOAK MYOUSICK BAD
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
"Wokeness" has ruined "music". Notice how "rock music" was only "good" when "Rock bands" were "sleeping" with "14 year olds" in the "60s".
"wait" thats so "true"
You actually got me to laugh out loud ahaha
@@eightcoins4401 SO TRUE!!!!
"Well" "she" "was" "just" "17"
"Why" "all" "the" "quotation" "marks?" "Unless" "it's" "a" "joke."
Rick Beato your days are numbered
God help Rick if Tony and Pat Finnerty team up
And your frets are fanned!
His days were already numbered. Mf acts 2000 years old
Phony Beatomania has bitten the dust?
"In 2004 music was at 100%. Where is it now? It's down to 25%." - Rick Beato (real quote btw)
if rick beato has no haters that means i'm dead
If Rick Beato heard Daugters he would be dead
@@eliasmsv3156if he listened to any band that was underground he'd die 😂😂
We should make rick beatdick listen to satan in the wait so that there’s no longer a rick beatdick
@@Heisenbinks Daughters isn't underground but yes, he would wither into dust immediately hearing anything coming out rn that isn't on the radio
Because everyone likes Beats by Dre instead of Beatos by Rick☹️
Asbestos by Dick 🤤
rateyour"music" is woke because rock beatles isnt #1 album of all time
who is a kendrick "lame"r??? get it?
To Pimp a Butterfly? More like To Pimp a Rock Beatles Fan! Gottem!
tony zaret is the TPAB of epic content for guys 😎
With the dilla pfp is crazy lmao
j to the dilla
"surprise knife attack" is the most unhinged countdown you've ever had Tony
It’s even funnier how the guy starts talking to someone with a knife while there’s still seven minutes left on the countdown
@@kenswordsforeshadowing
Cant wait to tell my future children I waited 17 hours to watch the premiere of this classic video
Can’t wait to tell my future children about taxes…watching the smile drain from their face…
Kids = Owned!!! 😂😂😂😂
is this the real martin van buren… or is this a “scammer”
@@eltrotPoe is Law
how to confuse liberals: make a song that's not in E 🤣😂
BOIIII
Write it in the key of F flat.
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb ????? none, their to busy ?? their gender. 😂😂😂
my "big" "city" "liberal" friend is majoring in "soy" music. i asked him why he's majoring in "soy" music. he told me it was because he's a "big" "city" "liberal". thank you tony zaret
sorry i'm not awake enough to make a coherent comment i hope this is okay
@@destruktow5891you’re not WOKE enough!
Goated for the Dilla pfp tho
not sure if i can trust this guy, not enough amps in the background
Pat Finnerty fan spotted
I sent in my favorite Tortured Agony song, "Dead Man Trail". I hope he reviews it!
@@dapuffishBeato
Boy I'm sure glad Rock Beatles is here to teach us what good music means. Before Rock Beatles I used to enjoy bad music with basic keys and bad chord progression. Now I hate everything from the past 30 years!
Did you say PROGRESSIVES?? Lib spotted! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I only listen to songs with one chord because I hate any form of progress in music.
but i'm a big city liberal who likes new musics with no chord progression like "femtanyl" and "phone ringing core guy"
i like the Lapfox Trax's
@@scsinewport LAPFOX TRAX MENTIONED uh i got nothing have a lovely day
Omg I think I found Rufus in the wild
@@scsinewport i also like woke modern music with no rock
@@nikooneshot363I’m a big fan of pronoun pop.
i love how he’s just going mask off i’m so happy he just hates rick beato
It's not the first time he's parodied the man tbf
Thanks rick
*Rock
@@milp00lRock Beati
@@whatr0dick beato
I’m so confused about Rick Beato because he often makes thumbnails that look like he’s gonna whine about how modern music “just isn’t as good” and then he’ll spend the video complimenting all the modern music
Yep it's clickbait
I think it’s partly cos he knows a large part of his audience just wants to see him slag off ‘modern music’ It’s incredible how the comments so often disregard the positive things he says about the songs.
Good call on including some sophisticated humour for all of us out there with undergraduate and/or graudate degrees in music, I'm referring of course to the hilarious joke about how there's no note called H, because of course all true musicians and music academics know that in Germany, Central and Eastern Europe, and Scandinavia, B-natural is referred to as H
damn that is so cool! Learn new things every day
MORE ROCK BEATLES CONTENT W
Rock Beatles is always right!
Anyone else surprised by that knife attack at the end?
Wasn't expecting THAT kind of violence on this channel, unsubscribed
I wish there was a warning for that
when today's mysic doesnt have "guitar" i get so mad that i wake up my pregnant wife to "rant"
My wife got impr*gnated by her boyfriend, who is “a nice guy who listens to a variety of music, and listens to me when I’m speaking” blah blah blah or something 😑
because music doesn’t use “notes” anymore that’s why
Modern music uses only four "chords" and is thus not "complex". Guy's rock music about bacon was better...
@@player17wastaken I remember when chart-topping music back in the day contained up to 5 chords 😢
it uses "wokes" like hawk tuah in fifth
@@arunkarthikma3121 it's because of record labels becoming "woke". "Woke" is so common that you can't even tell if something's satire because...
... of "GRIMM'S LAW"!
@@player17wastaken "Grim's" ""law""? seems really confusing.
Is it "satire" or is it a real law in the federal constitution? 🙀
Big government has taken all the laws away from us!!! 😡😡
Introducing a character brandishing a knife a third of the way into the “surprise knife attack” timer was honestly brilliant
On a more serious note, I'm glad more people are talking about Rick Beato and his extremely narrow view of music. The fact that he thinks he is better than other music listeners because he just doesn't understand songs that don't use a guitar is maddening. Thanks for poking fun!
Hes the ben Shapiro of music
Pop is annoying to me but I agree
@@calebcomrie7984 nah thats also ben shapiro, if you think rick beato is an elitist then ben shapiro is a super elitist
commenters nowadays... why don't you try playing more notes than just a "serious" one? let me know when you can make real comments.
YES. I’m so sick of the elitism and close-mindedness his content spawns.
This is so high quality, I feel like it shouldn't be free lmao
umm sorry i only listen to bean based liberal music for big city liberals! i even have 17 phds in woke music theory! (don't use d minor it's the BIG PATRIOT chord and is insulting to my big city liberal mindset!)
…said no one ever!
My favorite key is “The Music Key”
That is such a pro level key, "perfect" for "guitar for guys"!
Funniest thing about Beato : him calling music "easy to make".
The guy have the annual salary of 10 people put together in amps, guitars, basses and recording stuff behind him. Sure dude, it is easy to make music with instrument in this condition lol.
Thank you Rack Pinto for saving music once again. I tell you what in my time we used to have no surprise knife attacks, just jammin out in our parents garage with about twenty record players on standby to keep rewinding to learn our parts. haha those were the days, we weren't good but at least we played in E shorp John Mayer am i right
more like "woke" beatles
This video better have a pedal mobile, Dunkin Donuts coffee, and blinds to go
do not mention my glorious bald king in this comment section again or you should start counting your days
That's Pitch Fanatic, not Rock Beatles
Huh
I hope there are no knife attacks in this video
This is the video I know Pat Finnerty wants to make, but can't because of his eternal good nature. Hilarious
I was thinking the same thing
Evil pat finnerty
This is why I only listen to traditional Bajookanese music.
Tony Zaret? More like "Tonal Sarett" (music & oxidation reaction reference)
Toany Zaret
I cannot believe you would satirize my favorite musical creator Rick Balatro
I’ve been seeing an increase in Rick Beato hate on TH-cam, and I’m here for it
Tony Zaret
Me too! I only listen to music in good keys.
The Florida keys are my favorite
I love the detail that he can't pronounce Bruno Mars or Lady Gaga but Billie Eilish he nails on first try 💀
rick beato can just be boiled down to "i hate modern music because back in my day it was better". good satire
Or "I hate thing because it gets me views to ragebait"
Where can I buy your overpriced PDF? I can’t stop liking music because of how it sounds. Maybe some more names, charts, diagrams, and math will help.
No more chord progression
Chord regression
Only key progression
A drone
This is chord repression!!@TheAllAroundMan
i love when tony makes fun of people that i dont know, so i have no reason to feel defensive or upset on behalf of anyone
He’s making fun of some dude named Rick Beato
I actually think it’s funnier when he makes fun of something I do like
Is everything alright, Mr. Beatles? You don't have your entire Les Paul collection behind you like usual
The identifying KEY part is so real lol
No guitar solo is usually a sign that the song is utter garbage. No progression no soaring vocals no intricate rhythms. I would like to mention that all 5 of my children are currently dead. I have heart burn. I would also like to mention that I hate mumble rap as it is very low effort. Okay I'm going into cardiac arrest now bye.
Tony your stuff ain't always for me but this is one of the funniest things I've seen a while
Real
I feel like if you find the movie Idiocracy unfunny, you won't care much for Tony Zaret's material
The Only "Key" I Need Is The Key To My "Man-Cave" (Epic Basement Space For TV And Drinking Adult Beers) !!! Ha Ha Ha
I really should join Tony's patreon to force him to listen to music I enjoy
What an "epic" "video" !!!! Tony Zaret always never fails to LOLZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That vinyl record bit was BRUTAL.
I think this is a question we’ve all been asking….finally we have an answer
does anyone else think this guys head is too small???
I think his eyebrows are too light
That's just his big ears from being good at listening to music. It makes head look small
Yeah he needs some kind of head enlarging surgery. For his fans.
finally onto the real questions.
I don't like popular thing, popular thing is more popular than thing I like, therefore popular thing is bad
Gibson NEEDS to drop the rock Beatles signature les Paul, it’ll reverse all the damage done by all the WOKE signature models they’ve done
The music is badd this days… because of “woke”
did you just insult ethal cain?? shes my pop IDOL BIAS!
just kidding guys. im not a "crazed' ´stan"
oh thank frick!
Never juge a music by its cover
Finally someone who isn't afraid to tell it like it is - music these days STUNKS!
I came into this video with no idea it would be, and i can say I was not prepared for this. Not disappointed. Just was not ready.
Rick has clearly outsmarted the basic music normies with these classic tunes
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too
Can we have a reaction stream where Rock Beatles listens to “Daughter of Darkness” by “Natural Snow Buildings” in one sitting while hanging upside down from the ceiling (bungee incident)
id love to see rickolas bittles listen to nsb
kalki my goat.....
natural snow buildings is big city liberal she/they alt pop, rock beatles should try listening to some bull of heaven
@@ssri728 Lamonte Young
Instant classic, Rock Beatles!
Music then
000% drugs
10000% Beatles keys
Music now
1000% stupid
1000%woke hate po po
0% KEYS LED ZEPPLIN
This video is in E, it's so basic...
Wedding musicians can make a fck ton of money. Probably enough to stop the Bajookanese financial crisis caused by imported grum grum
This was an absolute feaver dream, 10/10
You’re right. People appreciate all the basic “bi*th* songs and they don’t even appreciate real music like “Big Chungus Oo Nah Nah” by, Big Chungus
im happy he brought back the countdown timer
greg gaming offical
Rick Beato is quaking
Rock Beatles forgot songs need complexity for guys LMAO
rick beato sucks but yes generally more interesting music is more interesting
we got Tony Zaret reviewing Ethel Cain before GTA 6 😢
only in america (n teenager) ((get it))
this is hard to decider as a work of satire because of 'joes law'
Rick Beato is the bane of my existance
I can't wait until Rock beatles discovers, Japanes music, the best music ever made
this video is AWESOME! I wish music is real.
I love how Tony pretty much killed the “Instantly Regrets It” video format (and rightfully so).
Finally, a slowcore reference nice 👍 rizz win 🏆
thank you tony, i needed this video
7:08 Leave it to Tony to add a Random Hawk to a video!
mfs who say no good music comes out today haven't been looking for good music today, and ignore bad music from the past.
Thank you for giving me an opinion on music Tonthony Zaretano
rick beato FUMING
Rick Beato's takes on music are so close-minded and sad, I can't even bring myself to make an ironic comment about it.
What's worse is his soulless and cynical fanbase who use him (and his credentials which they will bring up constantly) as an excuse to shit on everybody's music taste and claim they are objectively right to do so
The actor reveal friendly wave at the end made this video 10 out of 10
Rick Beatles hits it out of the park again
7:34 Mike Portnoy and Danny Carey are canon to the Zaretverse
do u get this badge when u record a song thats not in E
Oh my god he actually did it. Rick beato must be crying
Please provide a Google trends graph of your 'data' so I can decide whether or not your opinion is correct.
Tony Zaret having a gibson is crazy
This is genius Tony
Key change. Beato.
Good job Tony Zaret, you really showed Rick Beato who's boss!
i love rick beato hate tbh
What makes this video funny
What key is this video in
woke
rick beato but hot and talented
May I recommend the entirety of Bob Dylan’s catalogue☝️
The knife attack timer was insanely distracting but that’s just a me thing, good vid!!