@@coolcoolcool580 And they wonder why 6 years ago I sent a Bag of Shit to Washington, put it on the Capital's doorstep, and set it on fire. What I'm trying to say is I voted for Trump just to piss off the Establishment. And, Oh Lord, did that corrupt bastard piss them people off.
I get the joke, but the US didn't do Iraq for the oil. The big problem was the US recently went off the gold standard, and to ensure the dollar had stable demand it wanted the countries to sell oil only in USD. However Iraq started selling in the euro as well leading to petrodollar warfare. Technically the government will never admit this, but it makes far more sense than invading a country for it's oil that we didn't even take. The government will say it was because 9-11 and weapons of mass destruction that never existed.
@@h4mLb19 I have literally done the math. US is way nicer than any other superpower in history. US barely did anything in libya, it was mostly a civil war, and Gaddafi was an evil dictator stop shilling for him. Vietnam was the bad thing America did, everything else was small compared to everyone else. And even Vietnam sees CCP as worse, thats' how bad China is, America worst crime is just another day for Chian and Russia. Look up the actual numbers please instead of just beliveing anti-American propaganda and talking points.
@@h4mLb19 What nation are you from? I've never heard any response to that, instead it's always just people shit talking the US. What nation are you from, and do you know your nation's past crimes? Or do you think only Westerners did bad things in the past? Are you racist to westerners?
Well they already make enough oil from home production and imports from countries like Saudi Arabia. The stealing oil thing pretty much never happened because there was no need.
We already know. 😂 weve known for a long ass time, but why tap into our own supply more than needed when we can buy and unfortunately steal from other countries. Once they run out we will still have tons. I suppose that is my govts logic anyway lol
@@salmasayed5274no oil was stolen, the oil stealing has already been debunked, the invasion was to dethrone saddam hussein and create a new government aligned with America's political interests, in this day in age it is illegal to steal another countries resources.
From what i read they also saving their reserve as much as possible so when oil become scarce they can sell it with higher price Idk if that was conspiracy or not
For people genuinely curious the type of oil these countries produce is different. The US and Canada produce certain types of oils their industries have been specifically designed to process, like heavy crude or natural gas through fracking, other countries like Saudi Arabia or Iraq produce other types that are refined elsewhere and made more easily into other stuff. The US hasn't depended on other countries for energy for awhile but they still like it for industrial production and stabilizing global prices.
@@MarcTelang like an individual or a company or even a group of people ? Coz it's either the Saudis or the communist oligarchs or the usa's crony capitalists 🤷🏻♂️
@@DrLifeGamerwe don’t export oil in the US. We use it domestically and we still need more because we rely on oil and natural gas for our expansive power infrastructure.
That gotta be one of the top 10 worse anti-American quotes of all time. Being a US ally is extraordinary good. Like just take a look at Japan, they don’t even have or need a military because of the USA.
@@LordKalerrana war criminal who led the US. And almost all other presidents are also war criminals with some or the other country being invaded by them or they continued the war.
@@srikrishna2561 oh no, I wasn't saying it was justified, just saying the comment was stupid, problem is that the us wasn't in anyway actually even interested in giving them democracy
@@raymondreddington5847 What nation are you from? We can have a knowing our war crimes contest? put your money where your mouth is instead of assumptions and insults just cause I'm American (Xenophobia). how about test your assumption by having a contest? I will name our war crimes, but you first have to tell me what nation you are from, so I can search up your war crimes, you then need to name your war crimes to me. Fair?
The reason why we import oil as well as drill so much is we store it to increase demand everwhere, which in turn raises the value of oil. Our currency is based on the value of oil so the more scarce the more value our dollar has. Also, we produce that much AND we limit how much oil companies can drill.
The US apologising is more unlikely than flags talking
They fake apologize
@@oicmapperAs an American. No. Our Government doesn't even do that.
@@oicmapper Another American here: The government’s never gonna apologize it’s sh!tty for a reason
@@coolcoolcool580 And they wonder why 6 years ago I sent a Bag of Shit to Washington, put it on the Capital's doorstep, and set it on fire.
What I'm trying to say is I voted for Trump just to piss off the Establishment. And, Oh Lord, did that corrupt bastard piss them people off.
Yes. Than the floor starting to sing an opera
Other countries: *producing own oils*
USA : *ours*
When it comes to oil the US turns into a communist.
What is USA? A communist?
I get the joke, but the US didn't do Iraq for the oil. The big problem was the US recently went off the gold standard, and to ensure the dollar had stable demand it wanted the countries to sell oil only in USD. However Iraq started selling in the euro as well leading to petrodollar warfare. Technically the government will never admit this, but it makes far more sense than invading a country for it's oil that we didn't even take. The government will say it was because 9-11 and weapons of mass destruction that never existed.
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America: *Hitting up everyone on this list asking if they want freedom* 💀🇺🇸
💀
Including the US itself 😂
its kinda sad coz most of the us oil is from iraq and other countries sooo yh
You need some freedom from the U.S actually 🇺🇲
Proud to take oil 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Elon: Theres Oil on Mars
America: Our oil
Bro just caused chaos in less then a minute with countrys covered in oil 💀
It’s not the country covered in oil, it’s how much oil you produce
"covered in oil" seriously, wtf
Lmao
Chaos
Reminds me of the "Oil floats on water" trollge comic
As an Iraqi
I felt that "freedom" 🙂
Same
Look at the bright side, at least it was not iran, or Saudi, or Turkey, or Syria
@@lupsastta90 I dont get it?
@@lupsastta90what are you even trying to say?
@@lupsastta90bro what 💀
America on their way to invade themselves after they find out they produce the most oil:
LMFAO
American Civil War 2.0
@@enderreaper1482 this time it's not person-al
💀💀
Is this suppose to be funny?
Never in a million years would I see US apologising.
See some docter. You have disease of dillusion expectations.
At least most Americans know about our past crimes, cannot say that about most nations actually.
@@b.ballooon9225 do t doubt that, war crimes America as done are uncountable 😂 for example *attacking Libya*
@@h4mLb19 I have literally done the math. US is way nicer than any other superpower in history. US barely did anything in libya, it was mostly a civil war, and Gaddafi was an evil dictator stop shilling for him.
Vietnam was the bad thing America did, everything else was small compared to everyone else. And even Vietnam sees CCP as worse, thats' how bad China is, America worst crime is just another day for Chian and Russia. Look up the actual numbers please instead of just beliveing anti-American propaganda and talking points.
@@h4mLb19 What nation are you from? I've never heard any response to that, instead it's always just people shit talking the US.
What nation are you from, and do you know your nation's past crimes?
Or do you think only Westerners did bad things in the past? Are you racist to westerners?
The US: IDK which one but they need some freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅
@cartoonabadcountryballanimatioRussia would gladly Deliver a Thousand Nukes to USA in exchange.
(UltraFast Doorstep Delivery)
@cartoonabadcountryballanimatio lmao
@cartoonabadcountryballanimatio🇺🇸:they already have but it seems like middle east need freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅
OIL 🦅🇺🇸🦅
Iraq really needs freedom
“They gave us their freedom like an STD” 😂
The freedom to ---
United States: we need to buy oil from other countries!
Also United States: we make the most oil
We need some freedom 🗽
Woaahhhh
I live in a country with Litreally 2 billion people and we need less oil than America,🤣
@@Rahul_Sastry 1.42 billion
@@Rahul_SastryThe thing is the US loves oil because of military purposes, electricity generation, and transportation.
im pretty sure canada was counting their barrels of maple syrup
America:makes the most oil. Also america:I DON’T HAVE ANY OIL GIVE ME SOME
And you'll get freedom
Because we don't now give me your oil
Well they already make enough oil from home production and imports from countries like Saudi Arabia. The stealing oil thing pretty much never happened because there was no need.
The oil found in America can’t be used for things like gasoline. It’s a much heavier oil that is used in big machinery.
@@randomdudewholikesanime1985that's not true at all. We have plenty of sweet crude here
America is the one friend in school who brings the most launch and then steal other's launch 😂😂
Lunch*
"You're a big country. Obviously you're gonna have a lot of oil"
*Meanwhile 99.9% of Brazil's oil being below the sea*
50 percent of US oil is also under the sea
A lot of countries have oil in the Sea even a good amount of European countries
Is there even a relationship between size of country and oil production?
Well they are big and have massive coastline because of it
The angry face at the end tho😂😂😂
America is that one friend who is very friendly and social but secretly plotting behind it's friends back😂
just like china in the past, now everyone hates China
Secretly? Every country knows that we already have a contingency for them.
America is Evil Superman that thinks he's Batman.
operation take their fries when they're driving home 😂
"friendly"
countries who were invaded by it, r u sure about that
Secretly plotting behind backs but everyone already knows it's them.
America wants to know your location
The countries:oh fu💀💀
Brazil: We actually have more than them!
America: You do?
'murica probably: Thank god, I didn't want to make a long trip
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Freedom is on the way babyyyy 🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣
😂😂😂😂😂 freedom on the way 😂😂😂😂
CIA states there are terrorists in Brazil
Bro just made a hit list for America
I was hoping for a “freedom joke”😂😂😂
fr 😂😂
"You took a lot from me too, UNFAIR!" + USA reaction caught me dead 💀
Random country: no way, we found oi-
America: *bald eagle noises* Yes, WE found oil. Load up the guns boys!
Americans: communism is the worse
Also Americans: OUR OIL!!! hahaha
@@BlackJack1136 Facts
@@matasurmanavicius2998lol
You forgot: WTF IS A KILOMETER 💥💥💥💥💥
@@mudasserkhan00 Yes, exactly
Bro should P Diddy on up there 😂
I’m starting to think some of these countries need some freedom 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Most Oil Producing Nation needs Freedom !!!
USA will invade USA 🤣🤣🤣
Russia will do a special military operation in retaliation with possibly some denazification bombs.
Alternative title: US hit list
Alternative title: I talked but oil so my comments are going to be field with people that think they’re funny using the same over used joke
lmaoo fr
@@vihailevagiquite bitching
Canada and china are the USA’s 2 biggest trade partners
@@vihailevagi we still find it funny 🤣
The US never fails to disappoint 😞
Him: "Who produces the most oil?"
Me: My nose
Are you telling me the US is about to invade your nose??? 😦
@@bealightinthedarkness9986 and give his nose democracy. 😂
Also don’t forget his nose has weapons of mass destruction too 🇺🇸
@@AkhtarM28 WHATISACENTIMETRE!!???
Bro just dropped the freedom requirement list 🔥 🔥
Bro, I started this video, and I immediately guessed USA
*Americans when they realize there's Oil in the United States:*
Proceeds to invade themselves
@@JustinBeiber-bj9qb civil war
We already know. 😂 weve known for a long ass time, but why tap into our own supply more than needed when we can buy and unfortunately steal from other countries. Once they run out we will still have tons. I suppose that is my govts logic anyway lol
Oil 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
@@JustinBeiber-bj9qbguns🔫
Don't ever stop making videos. You're not only entertaining and funny, but you mention very important facts, that cut the cheese.
Venezuela left the chat crying oil tears
Nigeria too 😢
@@ibitolafrances7885Yea bro
He said Countries That Produce, not reserve the most.
@@JoeXOTic Nigerians produce oil
@@JoeXOTicThat's what im talking about
America after finding out they got oil:
Yup they got weapons of mass destruction
The US is that one bully at school who steals your launch
*and gives you Freedom!
...
(freedom to buy yourself another lunch)
We didn't steal that launch. We made it to the Moon on our own (allegedly).
@@projectxspectreit was all fake.
Algeria🇩🇿: why why does people always forgets about me👁👄👁
America: though we have the most oil, I THINK YOU GUYS NEED FREEDOM 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
it's a canon event
The most surprising thing in this video was the US apologizing to Iraq
As an iraqian i would like to accept Americas apologie👽
@@ZAHRAmeeeI would accept it if they return the stolen stuff.
@@salmasayed5274no oil was stolen, the oil stealing has already been debunked, the invasion was to dethrone saddam hussein and create a new government aligned with America's political interests, in this day in age it is illegal to steal another countries resources.
What about Iraq apologizing to Kuwait?
At least most Americans know about our past crimes, cannot say that about most nations actually.
“hey bro u want freedom”
“yuh”
“give me ur oil”
The fact USA has that much oil plus imports and still needs more oil
While others are doing "fine" with what they have interests me
USA consumes more than it has
If I'm not wrong
From what i read they also saving their reserve as much as possible so when oil become scarce they can sell it with higher price
Idk if that was conspiracy or not
@@shareemrasyidi9948prolly true tbh
Because otherwise the US would do a "freedom" move
Most of US produced oil is not the oil US needs.
*"AMERICANS WRITE THAT DOWN BOIS"*
I still have no idea where the hell the oil produced in USA goes to
Greasing the billionaires
It's either exported or stockpiled.
Joe must oil the little ones in his basement ya know
You'll be surprised by how much oil America consumes
Cars lots of cars LOTS OF CARS AND EVEN MORE CARS + planes (renember also about private ones) + army
“Hey Russia I know we have a bad history but can I ha- *zzz*
Qatar:I took that one personally.
Yes Qatar i got offended real bad
I think Qatar is top part of the list for natural gas.
Qatar has more gas its a gas country not an oil country
For people genuinely curious the type of oil these countries produce is different. The US and Canada produce certain types of oils their industries have been specifically designed to process, like heavy crude or natural gas through fracking, other countries like Saudi Arabia or Iraq produce other types that are refined elsewhere and made more easily into other stuff. The US hasn't depended on other countries for energy for awhile but they still like it for industrial production and stabilizing global prices.
"Stabalizing global pricing" as in a way that suits them and their allies 🫡
Iran: we produce 2.5 million barrels of oil
Usa:not for long,
Some country: "we have found oil"
America: "did you say freedom"
Could you do countrie’s histories please? If so, could you do Norway 🇳🇴
That UNFAIR was personal💀
At least my country was on there
(Canada 🇨🇦)
Also happy early Canada Day to all you Canadians out there! 🇨🇦🎉🎇
What the hell is a Canada day? They copy the USA for the 1000 time or somethin?
Canada is whore of USA not country
that includes my mom
Freedom coming at 900 miles per hour
Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 🇸🇦 🇸🇦: produces 10.2 million barrels per month
United States 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲: Let's spread some democracy.
USA: freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅+ democracy
LOOKS LIKE THAT OIL NEEDS SOME FREEDOM *EAGLE SCREAMS*
Everybody gangsta till all the oil runs out💀💀
I was waiting for the US to pop up… not a surprise they produce the most out of all
Who makes the most money from oil ? 😂😂
Per capita or in general?
@@MarcTelangper capita is Qatar, idk what it is in general but probably the US since they produce the most
@@MarcTelang like an individual or a company or even a group of people ? Coz it's either the Saudis or the communist oligarchs or the usa's crony capitalists 🤷🏻♂️
@@DrLifeGamer the cost of oil production in saudi is lee than 9 dollar while the cost of oil production in USA is 25 dollar
@@DrLifeGamerwe don’t export oil in the US. We use it domestically and we still need more because we rely on oil and natural gas for our expansive power infrastructure.
Usa: *Write that down! Write that down!*
9M Barrel for America is probably their playgrounds around the world
America: WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
The ping ponging between big countries and middle eastern countries killed me
Certain someone gave us his freedom 💀
"To be an enemy of america is dangerous but to be a friend is fatal"
~Henry Kissinger
Ya gonna meat rider the guy till his name songs like ham kissingmen?
That gotta be one of the top 10 worse anti-American quotes of all time. Being a US ally is extraordinary good. Like just take a look at Japan, they don’t even have or need a military because of the USA.
Why should we listen to a war criminal? Are you going to quote Hitler next?
@@LordKalerrana war criminal who led the US. And almost all other presidents are also war criminals with some or the other country being invaded by them or they continued the war.
@@ZakariahA.-is3qw I agree
Venezuela: I produce 20 million barrels
United States: More like list of countries that desperately need some ‘freedom’ and ‘democracy’ with our help
Besides us of course that would be silly
that "unfair "was personal
USA : someone needs freedom and democracy
No...coz other countries have better social system and representative democracy..
@@light5869well Iraq didn't, Libya didn't
@@munjee2Still didn't ask for "Freedom".
@@srikrishna2561 oh no, I wasn't saying it was justified, just saying the comment was stupid, problem is that the us wasn't in anyway actually even interested in giving them democracy
DID I HEAR OIL
🇸🇦:👀
🇮🇶:👀
🇸🇾:👀
🇮🇷:👀
🇦🇪:👀
🇺🇸: WHAT YOU LOOKING AT!? 🤨
Finally bro noticed Iraq
The US apologizing is less realistic than Narnia
😂😂😂 im from iraq
At least most Americans know about our past crimes, cannot say that about most nations actually.
@@b.ballooon9225 You know squat
@@raymondreddington5847 What nation are you from?
We can have a knowing our war crimes contest? put your money where your mouth is instead of assumptions and insults just cause I'm American (Xenophobia). how about test your assumption by having a contest?
I will name our war crimes, but you first have to tell me what nation you are from, so I can search up your war crimes, you then need to name your war crimes to me.
Fair?
@@raymondreddington5847 no reply? just insults?
Why way Iraq said unfair got me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀
as a canadian, on the behalf of america since they don’t apologize, i’m sorry for all the oil they got 😂
Hello America tell the embassy we found oil in Venezuela
DONT SAY OIL AMERICA WILL HUNT PEOPLE WHO SAY OIL DOWN
“Even After a certain someone gave us their freedom “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not all countries with oil end up autocratic, but all autocratic countries have lots of oil…
Venuzula left the video
venezuela : hey i produce oil
USA : DID SOMEONE SAID OIL ??????
RAAAAAAAAAAA
china: let me steal the billions of kilos of oil you have iran
iran:oke
USA: hey guys u want some fredom?
USA : how did we miss that
I had no idea iran even produces oil- and i call myself iranian- im embarrassed of myself
USA: Someone's bout to get liberated
At this rate Americans use the oil for their food aswell😂😂
Bro resumes the entire history of mankind
Me when I saw the title: “Edmonton!”
As an Iraqi, all I can say is one word : UNFAIR
that "UNFAIR-" was kinda _way too_ personal imo
I like the line when countries saying UFAIR
TH-cam should award u at this point😁
Man city: i am 4 parallel universes ahead pf you
It seems that US needs some democracy.
The reason why we import oil as well as drill so much is we store it to increase demand everwhere, which in turn raises the value of oil. Our currency is based on the value of oil so the more scarce the more value our dollar has.
Also, we produce that much AND we limit how much oil companies can drill.
FINALLY A VIDEO ABOUT MY COUNTRY ❤(my country is Kuwait 🇰🇼)
Thank you for adding Kuwait
both Scotland and Norway produce a lot of oil too thanks to the oil under the north sea 😊
I'm iraqi and I can confirm this true
"Even after a certain someone gave us their freedom"🤣🤣🤣
USA needs to expand freedom
Unfair😂😂💀💀🇮🇶 iraq shouted at the end