Imagine being the PR dude from Jack's. Dude was chilling in a cubical a couple of months ago, now hes fired cause a pandemic fueled frozen pizza review channel has beef with him lmao
pizza review channel that's run by a cocaine addict who has lost a million or so in the last week** Gotta clarify for the people and keep it real after all.
Hell no. This review is completely bias. He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
It’s a joke based off Seinfeld’s “Not that there is anything wrong with that” when talking about gay people. It’s why Dave always says “no offense” after calling them cocksuckers.
Jordan Pantell damn. I responded to you and I think it got deleted. Nvm. Thank you for your input but I’m not taking suggestions at this time. Please see the clerk on your way out for payment.
I love Jacks as far as frozen pizza goes. I've never noticed the floppiness when I've had it. It seriously looks like Dave cooked it on 250 for 3 hours. I throw that thing in on like 415 and it gets crispy
If you hot flash it at 450 for 12 minutes it's fuckin perfect, he definitely didn't cook it right, jacks is some of the crispiest frozen pizzas you can get
The recommendation on the jacks package is 425 for 13. That usually gets it pretty crispy for me. It is one of the crunchier better cooked frozen types. So for me 7.1
@Daddy Hot Sauce not if I can find them. Im from Boston, where there is good pizza everywhere. Now I live in Columbus, OH where good pizza does not exist. Jack's is awesome. That wasn't cooked correctly. I've never seen Jack's with a flop. Best frozen pizza I've ever had. Can't even find it in stores here now. Plenty of DiGiorno's tho
Jack Lutz - “it didn’t bother me they didn’t send me a pizza”. -been ranting and raving about it for over a week now, and was emo-ing over it all video.
@@ankh13 and half of the other FROZEN pizzas isn't either? It's a fake ass rating. If Jacks would've jacked him like these other companies, they would've had a higher rating. Bullshit rating.
He got a raise. There PR went through the roof. Semi trucks backed up down the street to pick them up and deliver to stores. I live 5 block from where they make these.
@@Minidunkathon93 he’s pissed that they’re the only company that didn’t send him ONE pizza which is yeah weird. He even got pizza sent to him from foreign companies
He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
As funny and as great as this review is; I believe he actually helped Jacks pizza out. The key to Jack’s pizza is crank your oven up to like 500 550 throw it on the rack. It will never be floppy and it will be amazing. The really good pizza.
I think he also let it defrost a bit before throwing it in the oven. Anytime I do that it ends up floppy. You gotta take is straight from the freezer into the oven.
I’ve never had a jacks pizza flop around like that. He made the ultimate mistake on freezer pizza. He cooked it according to the time on the instructions. Everyone knows you go 3-5 minutes longer!!
Also, can someone tell him it's "I could NOT care less," v. "I could care less." The latter of which means, when said, that that person could actually care less (i.e., that they actually do care to begin with). The more you know.
@@4seeableTV I didn’t realize he was one of those entitled influencers that thinks businesses owe him free stuff for reviewing the product. He should have just paid for the pizza and reviewed it. I really didn’t need the whining about the company
These reviews as well as the unboxings made quarantine something i looked forward to on the daily!! I do also have to mention that over all of the frozen pizza reviews JAX is the pie that got the most air time on you channel. This is one of the best frozen pies on the market. The key is to pre-heat your oven for about 30 min before cooking! Also, just buy the cheese and add your own toppings before throwing in the oven. This is some “cracker crust” pizza.
I seriously enjoy this banter, I certainly like that someone of your caliber chooses to review pizzas as a secondary job! Kept me laughing all the way through.
Jacks social media dude deserves a raise. He single handedly has gotten the product name mentioned on every subsequent video, didn’t have to use any resources to get the product to Dave (someone else bought it and sent it, they’ve already made their money off of this), and Dave’s even pronouncing their name right. Also they get a ridiculous store after like two weeks of Davey Daytrader throwing a tantrum about not being given a $2 pizza for free. Legend.
aint even gonna lie. it looks like he cooked this on a pizzazz but set the pizazz to cook the upper portion only, Ive had many Jacks pizzas and they're never this floppy unless you set it to upper burn instead of dual on the pizzazz, ntoice how the cheese is perfectly cooked but the bottom is completely white. i feel like this was kind of rigged in my opinion
Dave thinks he's messing with Jack's, but Jack's is so deep in Dave's head that he doesn't even realize it. Jack's is getting so much free promotion, and I bet a ton of people are buying Jack's to actually see if its any good or not. Jack's knew this would happen all along. Jacks: 1 Dave: 0
Bad press is lethal to food companies. If jacks is selling pizzas it’s because they’re sold at Walmart, and people who shop at Walmart enjoy the taste of cancerous cardboard with ketchup. How dumb are you schmucks?
He did say he loved pizza rolls though, and bagel bites... Even gave Little Caesars a very decent score. Soo, the real question is: how much trust should we have in his reviews?
He did say he loved pizza rolls though, and bagel bites... Even gave Little Caesars a very decent score. Soo, the real question is: how much trust should we have in his reviews?
"It doesn't have bad taste to be honest" "It's actually not that bad" "I am nothing else if not the most honest pizza reviewer of all time, I don't let outside factors influence me" _Gives Jack's a .08_ 😂
@@peacechickification yeah, it's obvious to tell when your pizza is done cooking. I almost never look at the time it says on the box, just the temp and I throw it in and keep an eye on it and I'll know when its ready
Jack’s is nowhere near gourmet, but he even gave Celeste and Bagel Bites a way higher score. I’ve also never had Jack’s that floppy; looks like he just undercooked it.
This video needs to be inserted in the National Archives file on the Pandemic so its available to historians when they are researching the pandemic in 100 years.
One bite everyone knows the one frozen pizza that needed a burnt under carriage looked not burnt at all everybody knows Jack's needs some burnt undercarriage.
I should have started a business reviewing, shit talking, and trying different frozen pizzas during the pandemic, while extremely drunk. Too bad I was actually working not at home as a 'front line worker.'
@@jlandrgames2221 cuz the person running their instagram didn't want to send him pizzas in the mail lmao they wrote out a whole paragraph on how they "have to worry about keeping pizzas stocked on the shelves before doing something like that."
@@phylazen5649 eh not really I feel like it’s the fact literally all of the frozen pizzas in America and some foreign could send him multiple pizzas and jack couldn’t even send one. That’s what I feel like the most absurd part about all of it
@@franklyi7530 well yeah that was my point, for some reason they wouldn't send him one. tbh Jack's is like tombstone, its always good if you throw some extra shit on it before baking them
425 at 17 mins on a pizza STONE and it will be so crispy it will cut your damn mouth if your not careful. he just fucked up cooking it or purposely did it cuz his ego was damaged by a keyboard crusader working for Jack's.
I agree, I've cooked more Jack's pizzas then I can count and never not even once was it floppy... I say it was Sabotage.. someone was a little butt hurt.🤭🤭🤭👌
Dave, they are getting more pub and more sales from NOT sending you a pie than if they had. How many times have you talked about any of the others ones? Once... Jacks actually played this to perfection...lol
Imagine being the PR dude from Jack's. Dude was chilling in a cubical a couple of months ago, now hes fired cause a pandemic fueled frozen pizza review channel has beef with him lmao
Hahaha
LMAO
Jack's pr guy trying to get on with digiorno lmao
@@bigeric8334 DiGiorno the GOAT
pizza review channel that's run by a cocaine addict who has lost a million or so in the last week** Gotta clarify for the people and keep it real after all.
One completely unbiased review, everyone knows the rules.
Jack's still isnt good lol
@@pocketssmith5933 nah you're cooking it wrong, gotta get a pizza stone and crisp that shit up
Hell no. This review is completely bias. He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
Most accurate review he’s done
Yash Gupta a jacks? spend 5 bucks not 2 jesus christ it’s all frozen pizza it’s all cheap 😂😂😂 broke ass
“I’m not going to let the terrorists win.” Lmao
Well, now we’re like 10 months into “2 weeks to flatten the curve” so
Funniest part of a very funny rant
@@codiefitz3876 11 almost 12
USA 🇺🇸
@@fluffylorax6400 still lol
I love how Dave doesn't let his biases affect anything.. Totally even-tempered and cool under pressure..
That was a joke
we know he didnt vote for trump. he is pissed off because he didnt get free pizza that he makes money for giving reviews. fjb
Dave saying, “No offense” is just like when he says, “One bite...”
Jajajaja true
And just like "everybody knows the rules" and no guest ever knows the rules.
Facts
😂🤣😂
It’s a joke based off Seinfeld’s “Not that there is anything wrong with that” when talking about gay people. It’s why Dave always says “no offense” after calling them cocksuckers.
It's 9/21/23 and to this day, it's still the best, most unbiased review ever.
I'm watching it right now and I'm butt ass naked and let me tell u this is got me laughing
@@Eric-jk3oi i come back every 6 months or so...and still laugh my ass off. Dave is so gd funny...
10/12/23. Still a banger of a pizza review
No offense😂
LMAOO I’m watching it 10/21 on my pops bday
3 years and it's never getting old. :)
first time seeing this and its hilarious
@@cakedaddyhank7649same😂
How many people come back to this video just to laugh
How
It’s a month old, and your acting like it’s a filthy frank video
Jordan Pantell damn. I responded to you and I think it got deleted. Nvm. Thank you for your input but I’m not taking suggestions at this time. Please see the clerk on your way out for payment.
The City Official what
Me -- no disrespect!
I absolutely love how Dave is so unbiased
It's so funny because he's definitely biased (jk that would be a crime)
@@Lovicide how would that be a crime?
No such thing as unbiased when it comes to an opinion
@@josephddd117 you clearly dont get it
@@thesportsguy126 maybe hes just trolling, high quality satire?
“I didn’t even care that they didn’t send me a pizza” he says after 9 minutes of absolutely ripping them to shreds
Drake yes, it’s called a joke
then hits em with a .08 😂😂😂
killa season lmao then says “see told you I’d be fair”
Joke and sarcasm went over your head Drake lol
People commenting like I didn’t realize it was a joke lmao
How Dave’s coke dealer somehow managed to be considered an essential worker so he could get to his house is the real amazing part in all is this
He does Adderall.
Adderrall
@@thedewdsterWho cares, joke is still funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how “once again no disrespect” is literally followed up with wildly disrespectful insults the entire video 😂😂😂
Omg it's hilarious 😂 He must have done a line or two before this one.
🤣🤣🤣 I know. He's so good at roasting it's great.
Kid's show
@@brianwilson8088 lmaooo 100 p he did, everyone knows the rules
There was no disrespect.
one bite, everyone knows Jacks cut to the front of the line.
You mean cut the line for dave
Jack's social media is genius. They got so much more publicity for this 😂😂😂
CRYPTO BULL COINS and yet billions will never buy it.
CRYPTO BULL COINS yes publicly but straight hate towards them 😂😂 .08 limp dick Jacks
Jack's playing chess
Dave: “I don’t hold any grudges”
Also Dave: “For the visual at home, let’s pretend this is Jack’s heart”
yea we watched the video kiddo...
Jews never forgive or forget. They hold grudges for 1000s of years.
i like how he assumes the social media person is a dude. that's a chicks job.
@@slugmanuts you're lame dude
Corey true. I’m Jewish. Here’s a joke: Jewish Alzheimer’s... forget everything but the grudges. :-)
I love Jacks as far as frozen pizza goes. I've never noticed the floppiness when I've had it. It seriously looks like Dave cooked it on 250 for 3 hours. I throw that thing in on like 415 and it gets crispy
If you hot flash it at 450 for 12 minutes it's fuckin perfect, he definitely didn't cook it right, jacks is some of the crispiest frozen pizzas you can get
came here to find this comment, my jacks has NEVER been floppy
He should have cut it into 8ths and not quarters
The recommendation on the jacks package is 425 for 13. That usually gets it pretty crispy for me. It is one of the crunchier better cooked frozen types. So for me 7.1
same here
When somebody says “no disrespect” someone is about to be disrespected.
the most disrespect ive heard after a "no disrespect" since stephen a smith went off on Kwame Brown. no disrespect.
Yep, with a 0.08 score? Yeah Jacks was molestered! Same is true when somebody says with all due respect. NO respect is coming!
🤣🤣🤣Exactly! When somebody leads with "I'm not a racist" I know I'm about to hear some of the most racist shite I've ever heard.🤣🤣🤣
"I'll never financially recover from this." - Jack's
Joe Exotic you mean Haha
@Daddy Hot Sauce not if I can find them. Im from Boston, where there is good pizza everywhere. Now I live in Columbus, OH where good pizza does not exist. Jack's is awesome. That wasn't cooked correctly. I've never seen Jack's with a flop. Best frozen pizza I've ever had. Can't even find it in stores here now. Plenty of DiGiorno's tho
@@markberrett4754 Carol fucking Baskin is the CEO of Jack's you can guaran-goddamn-tee it
Hahahahaha
@@prado71490 you might have a point there. I'm now boycotting Jack's and back to having no good pizza here
I see Jack's in the stores and laugh, to this day.
As you proceed to put one in the cart cause you’re too broke for a simple Red Baron
@@matdaddy4902 Nah, I get the Quest pizzas cause I'm a keto warrior.
Honestly, a Supreme or pepperoni Jack's isn't too shabby for the $2 sale price, but yes I laugh too and cry inside a little
@@bryanhess2585 the fuck they are 2 dollars and ur telling me that worthless ass company couldn't even send him one.
@@jj-fk9ez yeah...they fucked up. They knew they would get a score under 3 so they tried to play it off
The fact he keeps saying “no disrespect” after flaming this dude 😂😂
Some people pride themselves on their cocksucking abilities.
@@directorbeau you're gay
Classic cokehead behavior
That's the funniest part
Cause it’s a kids show
I wouldn't mind another pandemic if it meant Dave did frozen pizza reviews and unboxings everyday again.
There is a frozen pizza out called one bite everyone knows the rules , it’s disgusting
With every quarantine episode we are seeing Dave lose his shit more and more. He's gonna be like Howard Hughes when this is all done.
Jack Lutz more like Assange fellow.
Seems the same to me
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
come in with the pizza come in with the pizza come in with the pizza...
Jack Lutz - “it didn’t bother me they didn’t send me a pizza”.
-been ranting and raving about it for over a week now, and was emo-ing over it all video.
Dave’s coke dealer is making bank everyone knows the rules
2nd happiest person there was when that 450million or however much rolled in. Lol
Actually coke will make you unable to eat.
Sean Eag lmao not true.
@Tom Stanton wrong.
It’s adderall
One bite, everyone knows Dave is gonna accidentally castrate himself with the new pizza cutter.
Game7dottv Debbie will be sad.
Perverted comment!
He doesn't know how to use it lol you're meant to roll it from one edge. He just chopped down
It’s scary watching him when this machete looking pizza cutter lol.
It must have taken a lot of character for Dave to put aside his differences with Jack's and give them a fair shot. That's a pro.
"actually tastes pretty good" "it's not that bad" "I don't hold no grudges"....
0.08 😂
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo roflllllllll
No grudge against Blaze either. 100% unbiased honest review 👌
@@Twinspinner Blaze is terrible though. i think Of rather have a frozen pizza.
@@Twinspinner no disrespect lol
@@SouthernSkeptic checks out. Your from the south lol
One ten minute rant, everyone knows Dave “couldn’t care less”
No. He said he "could" care less.
1 second comment, everyone knows u can stfu
That's the joke lol
I love rants lol
@@jamaljackson9933 RIGHT?!?!
The Jacks PR person is a genius! He's been talking about them more than anyone!
And we all know its a fake ass rating too.
Def not fake. I’m from the Midwest. Jacks is trash.
Anthony Lopez Jacks is literally a $1 pizza. It’s shit.
Omg you’re right 🤣
@@ankh13 and half of the other FROZEN pizzas isn't either? It's a fake ass rating. If Jacks would've jacked him like these other companies, they would've had a higher rating. Bullshit rating.
Dave was a light during the one of the darkest times in human history, God bless him and this epic pizza review.
Jack is living in Dave’s head
*rent free*
I actually laughed out loud to that..
Fact
Yeah, prolly the first company to not send him free shit. So bitter.
Russ
Jack’s Derangement Syndrome
Came here to watch Jack’s get their asses completely obliterated everyone knows the rules
"that is a WEAK, LICK, DIMP!!"
~El Presidente
Was hoping to see this comment
😂😂😂
hahahahaa
Best part of this review imo lmao
😂😂😂😂
There is a 100% chance that the person who wrote that Instagram reply saw this video... and I love knowing that.
I live a few blocks from Jack's. All this did was back up delivery trucks with the flood of orders. PR guy got a raise :)
One high score, everyone knows Pres doesn't hold grudges
One Jack's employee getting fired, everyone knows the rules
He got a raise. There PR went through the roof. Semi trucks backed up down the street to pick them up and deliver to stores. I live 5 block from where they make these.
@Sam Zano They are a drunk pizza, eat at your own risk. We buy these for the little kids to eat while we cook our homemade pizza on the grill :)
It’s actually not a bad frozen pizza, but that doesn’t change the fact that the guy running Jack’s Instagram page got put in a body bag.
It’s complete garbage! Boycott!!!!!!
I’m more surprised that Dave was so pissed about having to go buy a $3 pizza
@@Minidunkathon93 he’s pissed that they’re the only company that didn’t send him ONE pizza which is yeah weird. He even got pizza sent to him from foreign companies
@@Bananahammock88 to you. I've had nearly all brands of frozen pizza and jack's is in my top 5, especially for the price.
He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
Three years later and the “lick dimp” and then the way he looks at the camera gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂
One lawsuit by Jacks Pizza, everyone knows the rules
EDIT: holy fuck that score might make this joke a reality LOL
He burns all the rest and undercooks this one. One defamation lawsuit everyone knows the rules
They probably won't have enough time
You could tell the pizza because the crust is crispy the Dough's just really shity
@@joeyscleaninglady2877 defamation requires definable inaccuracies. Jack's is famous for being trash, everyone knows the rules.
One imaginary feud with a pizza company, everyone knows the rules
😂😂😂
@@edi7rocks393 Jack's is gonna sue hiz azz
Jacks is finished hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Ricky Barnes ...
Imagine being his neighbor having to listen to all the coke rage.
Plot twist his neighbor is his supplier
makes me glad apartments in my city aren’t affordable
Whoever makes comments that Dave's on coke has obviously never done coke before
@@chicagorilla4983 never scene anyone chow down on pizza railed out on blow
Does he really do coke or is it a joke?
As funny and as great as this review is; I believe he actually helped Jacks pizza out.
The key to Jack’s pizza is crank your oven up to like 500 550 throw it on the rack. It will never be floppy and it will be amazing.
The really good pizza.
I think he also let it defrost a bit before throwing it in the oven. Anytime I do that it ends up floppy. You gotta take is straight from the freezer into the oven.
Can't blame his limp a55 for not knowing how to cook a pizza.
Nah jacks is just trash. Just made one these the other day, followed instructions to a T. Came out floppy on bottom and burnt on top
I’ve never had a jacks pizza flop around like that. He made the ultimate mistake on freezer pizza. He cooked it according to the time on the instructions. Everyone knows you go 3-5 minutes longer!!
@inlinechris bro just admitted he can't even cook a frozen pizza properly 💀
one bite, everyone knows Jack's is living in Dave's head rent free.
Dave just bought the whole block in Jack's head with that .08 score. Oh and the PR dude is gone for sure.
@@marko_s1000r triggered?
Jack’s derangement syndrome.
Immediate click. It’s judgment day.
An honest review after all.
Exactly.
not even worthy of a tenth of a point!
@@somecallmetim46 That's what you get for a "Can't do" attitude! Is that lower than Lebron's pizza btw?
henkiedebomb nah he was flat 0
Prez: calls out Jack's guy of what he's gonna die of.
Also Prez: no disrespect.
Also, can someone tell him it's "I could NOT care less," v. "I could care less." The latter of which means, when said, that that person could actually care less (i.e., that they actually do care to begin with).
The more you know.
@@hobbs2005 that's one of my pet peeves
no offense
This was the highlight of Covid😂. I was loving the box openings that Dave was doing during quarantine.
I've watched this a few times over the months because it's hilarious. Watching a mad man rip into a frozen pizza is what America is about.
Merican shmerican
So America😂
Agreed
just as American as kids lit up in schools 😂
One fired social media director, everyone knows the rules
Nestle Foods owns Jack's. It's just a mass-produced brand name these days.
@@CubsWin2012Nestle is like the Antichrist when it comes to company's right? Fuck Jacks pizza boycott them!
He should get a promotion. Dave talked about them so much more than if they just sent one
@@markdouglas1601 Good point.
@@markdouglas1601 That's a double edge sword. I'm sure goodfellas wishes they had a good score.
someone woke up on the wrong side of Frankie’s bed..
jabroni 10/10 great burn
The wrong side of Frankie's bed is whatever side he happens to be on.
Debbies* bed
God / Verified touché
jabroni your moms name is Frankie? 🤔
I nominate this to be included in the 100 greatest videos on youtube.
“Look at the flop!” everybody knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven.
Danny Joyce you finish cooking your pizza using a griddle with butter 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with you
The flops because of all the cocaine.
It’s a crap pizza guys.
@Danny Joyce how fat are you
AlbertoWasher he put it in “Raw”.... 😂
One floppy pizza, everyone knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven
Lmao seriously
Last Robertos pizza review he said he had to bake the pizza for 25min vs the 10-12 it said on the package so I think his oven is actually fucked
Why Isn't he using the pizza oven he got from lotzza?
From what I remember, I used to cook Jacks without a pan to keep it crisp.
Wafflexy jacks pizza is very floppy
One cocaine rant,everyone knows the rules.
Eating pizza on coke?? Nah you don't know the rules
Jose reyes reyes one bite
Still watching in 2023. As bad as the quarantine was, this brings back memories and not necessarily bad ones.
“And when I say oven, I mean freezer”
You floppy little flop
I feel like this is the first pizza he didn’t overcook by 10 minutes. 🤔
Looks like he didn't preheat the oven. Either that or the frozen pizza had defrosted on its way to him.
@@CubsWin2012 must be right cuz my jacks has never been floppy like that
Nah Jacks sucks!
In the world of Jacks pizza he just ate that shit raw lol. I’m convinced he puts his shit on the top tray.
I dont like jacks... But they usually get more than crispy enough on the bottom... Davey just can't cook anything.
8:56 " i didnt care that they didnt send me a pizza" *goes on a 10 minute tangent of how much he hates jacks for not sending him a pizza"
It’s not about that they couldn’t send a pizza, it’s the 10,000 word essay the fucking guy wrote
The dude definitely has a fragile ego.
@@4seeableTV I didn’t realize he was one of those entitled influencers that thinks businesses owe him free stuff for reviewing the product. He should have just paid for the pizza and reviewed it. I really didn’t need the whining about the company
@@MehwhatevrIt's hilarious though & it was during the pandemic so who knows if he could find it in the area
Today is 7/16/2024 and as of today, this is still the most unbiased, top-quality fair review ever done.
But fair, Jack's pizza is absolute shite!
Davey gets his feeling’s hurt easily, everyone knows the rules
Can you imagine working for this prick? Couldn't pay me enough to put up with him. I would get arrested within a day.
@@utecastronoova863 #METOO
One butthurt Jacks apologist, everyone knows the rules.
Jacks didnt get a fair shot, everyone knows it. Man cant cook a frozen pizza, and I love him, but the dude was a prick the entire video.
That’s because no matter how much money and fame he has, he’s still insecure
One coke head going on an absolute tirade for 5 minutes because a company won’t send him a free frozen pizza. Everyone knows the rules.
You should see what he does when his dealer doesn't deliver
Basically he wants free food.
Idc what anyone says but this shit makes me laugh so much and makes my day. Everyone roasts Dave but you gotta thank him sometimes
Yeah this episode in particular was hilarious. But, who’s roasting Dave?
Roasting him is kinda fun though. seems like he takes it with a grain of salt.
Totally agree. I watch this shit for suicide prevention. Would even pay for this shit
These reviews as well as the unboxings made quarantine something i looked forward to on the daily!! I do also have to mention that over all of the frozen pizza reviews JAX is the pie that got the most air time on you channel. This is one of the best frozen pies on the market. The key is to pre-heat your oven for about 30 min before cooking! Also, just buy the cheese and add your own toppings before throwing in the oven. This is some “cracker crust” pizza.
"A weak lick dimp!" - El Pres 2020
“I got glitter everywhere”
Glitter means coke, everyone knows the rules
No he got glitter bombed doing an unboxing..he's learned from his mistakes now...Dido bombs and glitter bombs
why does everyone say he does drugs and shit? i just started watching and im confused
@@durkey01
He's admitted to doing Addy on camera, but I can't speak for coke or anything
@@nickodom2569 who's this Addy chick, and wheres the video of him doing her on camera?
@@probablynotwearingpants6228 oh lird
Dave saying “no offense “ is like Southern People sayin “He is a special, special man “Bless His Heart” lol
Or "Bless his heart..." LOL
Give that man a medal!
I seriously enjoy this banter, I certainly like that someone of your caliber chooses to review pizzas as a secondary job! Kept me laughing all the way through.
Jacks social media dude deserves a raise. He single handedly has gotten the product name mentioned on every subsequent video, didn’t have to use any resources to get the product to Dave (someone else bought it and sent it, they’ve already made their money off of this), and Dave’s even pronouncing their name right. Also they get a ridiculous store after like two weeks of Davey Daytrader throwing a tantrum about not being given a $2 pizza for free. Legend.
The best part is Dave doesn't even realize all the free pub he's given them. I had never heard of them before and now I'm dying to try it.
thats how hes able to shit on them every day, its free advertising. dare i say pre planned?
It would be pretty shady (and stupid) to fake a tweet from a company and then talk shit about them for a promo or money.
Nah son. No ones buying that floppy disc. Its set in stone. Even Mama Celeste can twerk in my kitchen. Jack? Jack can take a fucking hike you hear me.
@@juliuspomar7398 you're the only jackass feeling that way
One “non-grudge” against jacks everybody knows he didn’t cook the pizza correctly on purpose and spent 75% of the video ranting about it
I've had a lot of frozen pizza, Jack's is my favorite because it's the only one that's not floppy. Always crunchy
@@plebbin. same hahaha
@Nanny State NoNo's go and look at all the professional companies that review pizza. Jack's is never in the top 20
Lol Jack's is only good to people in the midwest and pay with ebt
Last Robertos pizza review he said he had to bake the pizza for 25min vs the 10-12 it said on the package so I think his oven is actually fucked
"When I say oven I mean freezer" - Dave Portnoy, April 2020
Navneeth .S 😂😂
You provided a ton of entertainment for folks during the pandemic and Jacks should have sent you a case.
"It didn't bother me they didn't send it, I couldn't care less."
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I have to give Dave credit.
That is the most unbiased review ever on TH-cam.
Definitely one of his Top 5 reviews of all time
aint even gonna lie. it looks like he cooked this on a pizzazz but set the pizazz to cook the upper portion only, Ive had many Jacks pizzas and they're never this floppy unless you set it to upper burn instead of dual on the pizzazz, ntoice how the cheese is perfectly cooked but the bottom is completely white. i feel like this was kind of rigged in my opinion
Overcooks every pizza then undercooks this one hmmm... no disrespect
Everytime i feel down i come back here to my favorite review
Dave thinks he's messing with Jack's, but Jack's is so deep in Dave's head that he doesn't even realize it. Jack's is getting so much free promotion, and I bet a ton of people are buying Jack's to actually see if its any good or not. Jack's knew this would happen all along.
Jacks: 1
Dave: 0
Chris M this isn’t the type of advertisements one would want as a company lol.
u got it. any press is good press
Bad press is lethal to food companies. If jacks is selling pizzas it’s because they’re sold at Walmart, and people who shop at Walmart enjoy the taste of cancerous cardboard with ketchup. How dumb are you schmucks?
He did say he loved pizza rolls though,
and bagel bites... Even gave Little Caesars a very decent score.
Soo, the real question is: how much trust should we have in his reviews?
He did say he loved pizza rolls though,
and bagel bites... Even gave Little Caesars a very decent score.
Soo, the real question is: how much trust should we have in his reviews?
Dave: I’m gonna be fair
Also Dave: Bakes it 5 minutes
I've literally never seen a Jack's pizza that undercooked in my life
Cook it in the microwave?
follow the box shit looks like this trash
"It doesn't have bad taste to be honest"
"It's actually not that bad"
"I am nothing else if not the most honest pizza reviewer of all time, I don't let outside factors influence me"
_Gives Jack's a .08_ 😂
A 0 on a cheese pizza is still better tasting then caviar
One Dear Hunter fan replying to another Dear Hunter fan, everyone knows the rules.
Still better than Lebrons pizza place lmao
@@axelthesot aaayyyyeeee
i like how he feels so entitled to always have free pizza, lol
Just completely unbiased. Just cooked it perfectly and definitely not too short or has a too cold of an oven.
“I got so many pizzas in that oven. And when I say oven I mean freezer!”
Idk how many times I’ve watched this review the past two years, still my favorite review
It’s official, Portnoy has passed his expiration date.
No way
Never!
Still here in 2024. I watch this every 3 months
Dave must not realize that he can make it as crispy as he wants if he just leaves it in the oven for a few extra minutes
True, he's making it how they told him to though
TheCrappyZipper but also every oven is different?
@@peacechickification yeah, it's obvious to tell when your pizza is done cooking. I almost never look at the time it says on the box, just the temp and I throw it in and keep an eye on it and I'll know when its ready
@@TheCrappyZipper I can guarantee he used a pizza stone to get it to look like that. Directions say put it in the rack, and he clearly did not.
This comment is low key hilarious.
Jack’s is nowhere near gourmet, but he even gave Celeste and Bagel Bites a way higher score. I’ve also never had Jack’s that floppy; looks like he just undercooked it.
Punkyagogo he scored it .08, it's a spite score not a real score. He's exaggerating for comedy and hate.
Punkyagogo wow y’all are hero’s. Ur parents must really love y’all 🙄
I think it didn’t stay frozen bc even if you undercook jacks to the point of the cheese still being cold, it’s still not floppy
The "Look at this floppy piece of shit!" had me in tears, Dave is the 👑 of content for a reason
I seen this on a short I had to come to the actual video
You floppy little flop
He didn't get it done, part of this being bad is on him.
That line got me too. I almost passed out from laughter.
That had me in tears 🤣🤣
This video needs to be inserted in the National Archives file on the Pandemic so its available to historians when they are researching the pandemic in 100 years.
This is one of the most iconic episodes in the history of these reviews
I never thought I'd see the day when we'd get a Jack's Pizza review
I've eaten a lot of jack's and never in my life has it been so floppy lmao
One bite everyone knows the one frozen pizza that needed a burnt under carriage looked not burnt at all everybody knows Jack's needs some burnt undercarriage.
@@johnb1877 yup if its floppy cook it an extra minute or 2
I hope we get another good fellas
@@KB24FOREVER8 ik sameee
He’s tweaking worse and worse everyday
Ginger in Hell its entertaining tho
Adderalle is a hell eva drug
Aaron S. You spell it like it’s a popstar name
I should have started a business reviewing, shit talking, and trying different frozen pizzas during the pandemic, while extremely drunk.
Too bad I was actually working not at home as a 'front line worker.'
Who is here 6 months later still in the “middle” of this pandemic .
Why was he mad at jacks?
@@jlandrgames2221 cuz the person running their instagram didn't want to send him pizzas in the mail lmao they wrote out a whole paragraph on how they "have to worry about keeping pizzas stocked on the shelves before doing something like that."
@@phylazen5649 eh not really I feel like it’s the fact literally all of the frozen pizzas in America and some foreign could send him multiple pizzas and jack couldn’t even send one. That’s what I feel like the most absurd part about all of it
@@franklyi7530 well yeah that was my point, for some reason they wouldn't send him one. tbh Jack's is like tombstone, its always good if you throw some extra shit on it before baking them
"pandemic" lmao
I can’t believe this is a year ago it feels like yesterday
Jacks is unironically my favorite frozen pizza. You gotta cook it at 420° for 13 mins though
425 for 13 mins always perfect for me never looks likes his.
the cheese crazy on jacks
425 for ten I like it undercooked a little
@@brodybroccoli7964 eat dirt
@@brodybroccoli7964 What the fuck?!?!
Anybody coming back to this gem in 2024?
One of the only TH-cam videos during quarantine that’s forever instilled in my memories
one millionaire pissed that he didn't get a free pizza, everyone knows the rules
Hello brother
he's a 100,000 aire now a days
@@danielroden9424 not even close 😂🙄
He did get it for free tho
@@danielroden9424 You're not paying attention.
I’ve eaten more jacks than any other frozen pizza and never once has it had any flop whatsoever. You stacked the cards against it Prez.
Exactly! It’s literally the easiest pizza to make. Pre heat 425 then 12-13min no flop
Looked like Prez cooked it 3 minutes
425 at 17 mins on a pizza STONE and it will be so crispy it will cut your damn mouth if your not careful. he just fucked up cooking it or purposely did it cuz his ego was damaged by a keyboard crusader working for Jack's.
Probably broiled it from the top
I agree, I've cooked more Jack's pizzas then I can count and never not even once was it floppy... I say it was Sabotage.. someone was a little butt hurt.🤭🤭🤭👌
I like that his biggest criticism is on the flop which is like 98% the fault of the person cooking it.
Dave, they are getting more pub and more sales from NOT sending you a pie than if they had. How many times have you talked about any of the others ones? Once... Jacks actually played this to perfection...lol
I thought that too, "before" this review. Ouch.
Eric in Florida lol. Yeah. But people will probably still buy to see if it really is a 0.8...
on the other hand, in my neck of the woods, Newman's Own pizzas are flying off the shelves all of a sudden
Wahooan city spreadin coronavirus, everybody knows the rules.
@Chuck O He's making fun of the way Dave said it
One bite, everybody knows this is biased
When I was poor I used to eat a ton of Jack's pizza and never had it flop before. It does taste pretty bomb