Dabi is ready pass out from alcohol poisoning at this point. "Never have I ever worn a helmet and women's lingerie" Hawks "Wait what kind of helmet?" LOL Dabi "Somebody doesn't want to feel alone"
Ok dabi was a whole ass mood till hawks said "I'm mixing the cheapest vodka with the cheapest diet soda cause that's who I am" then dabi was a mood again, then hawks was a mood when he called himself thick
@@cryptidcorner I just realized you replied to my comment, this made my day so much better even tho it was a week ago that you responded, also FYI I am under 18 and I do not drink it was just a fucking mood. And I do want to say I love your content it always makes me laugh
Hawks after : but can I still drink more. Dabi : well you *can* but if you want to be somewhat alive tomorrow, you shouldn't. Hawks : all I heard was bottoms up.
Dabi: *slurred* never have i ever tasted feet like yoursss *down for count taking a drink* Hawks: yeahhh babyyyyy! Me: *litterally yelled* i wanna be friends with these people!
"Never have I ever had sex in a tent" Hawks- *drinks* me on the other side of the screen- *WHO DUH FUKK!?* I enjoyed watching you guys become drunk very slowly xD I can see the dramatic change when Dabi took out the skull glass xD
I'm bored and I'm watching your videos at almost 12 in the morning. so I'm just go say that I love your cosplays and keep up the good work. And happy pride month
I saw this and I was like "Yess I love them their two gay bros cosplaying...two gay bros" and then I was like maeby I SHOULDN'T be this high at 5 pm on a tuesday
I don't know if this is just me, but sometimes I don't take my hand off the mouse/trackpad when I go to like the video, and I actually end up pressing the dislike. Then I undo it and like the video, but start worrying that when they get a new TH-cam notification its just like, "DISEASED RATS DISLIKED YOUR VIDEO." XDDDDD
we dont have notifications on for likes/dislikes! i dont know if thats a youtube thing in general, or if its just another case of me being an old man and not knowing how to adapt technology
‘Never have I every been gay’
Hawks: downs the rest of the glass
he do be gay tho
I am not gay thank you very much, I was lying and not telling the truth, trust me on this I totally am not gay this is incorrect.
@@keigotakami1174 gae bird
@@keigotakami1174 suuurrrrreeeeeee Hawks suuuuurrrrrreeee
@@keigotakami1174 oh hawks even ik that was a lie
Hawks: I need a shot
Dani: shot shot shot shot shot
Me: EVERY BODY!!
Dabi
Ummm it’s “dabi” not dani
@@hebanaji5603 it’s obviously a typo. They know. You don’t need to correct them.
I know it was auto correct
XD
Dabi is ready pass out from alcohol poisoning at this point.
"Never have I ever worn a helmet and women's lingerie"
Hawks "Wait what kind of helmet?" LOL
Dabi "Somebody doesn't want to feel alone"
Ok dabi was a whole ass mood till hawks said "I'm mixing the cheapest vodka with the cheapest diet soda cause that's who I am" then dabi was a mood again, then hawks was a mood when he called himself thick
hawks is a very relatable bird man and dabi is a human disaster,,, someone please help these men
@@cryptidcorner I just realized you replied to my comment, this made my day so much better even tho it was a week ago that you responded, also FYI I am under 18 and I do not drink it was just a fucking mood. And I do want to say I love your content it always makes me laugh
I like how as Dabi gets more drunk he gets more of a slur to his voice-
Drunk Hawks transforms into Present Mic
And I love how Dabi is trying to keep his identity a secret but asks Hawks 'aRe YoU fUcKiNg Me AnD mY dAd?'
hawks likes to S C R E A M (loud birb)
drunk dabi just sucks at hiding his identity, lol
3:46
We've decided that the jello shots were disgusting... So we're feeding them to Shigaraki because he has no taste
😂😂😂
omh true
Lol
Hawks after : but can I still drink more.
Dabi : well you *can* but if you want to be somewhat alive tomorrow, you shouldn't.
Hawks : all I heard was bottoms up.
Dabi: *slurred* never have i ever tasted feet like yoursss *down for count taking a drink*
Hawks: yeahhh babyyyyy!
Me: *litterally yelled* i wanna be friends with these people!
Omg yes it I was they age I would Defo be they freinds
I wanna know who put the run around in my house wearing only women’s underwear and a helmet question there
ME TOO
cryptid corner cosplay
I think that person just wants to find one of their kind
I die laughing every time a Dabi asks “Are you f me and my dad” to Hawk 🤣
I love how Dabi inerupts hawks with the blacknparade🖤
he's goth!
I love how I got a notification sound on the word gay. Like my tablet desperately trying to sensor this XD
your tablet can't censor all the gay,,, there's too much
@@cryptidcorner Like it can try, but it sure as hell can't succeed XD
Hawks: never have I ever set my self on fire “gives dabi the drink
Dabi: no actually it’s always on purpose
he knows what hes doing
I just watched this again but drunk
Way better than the first time watching
its better when you join us in the chaos
@@cryptidcorner Agreed
Also my dog picks the day that I get drunk to have her puppies😑
Dabi: Vodka
Me: THE RUSSIAN SMOOTHIE
Y'all are the highlight of my day tbh
uwu thank you
This whole video is just a whole damn mood XD.
(I messed up)
12:15 I am going to get this tattooed on my body, and nobody can stop me.
They already seemed drunk at the start. Lol
“Never have I ever drank some of my parents alcohol”
Me: Welp- Give me some of that I’ve done that sadly- It’s been 2 times qwq
Dabi never have i ever called myslfe fat me drinkes the whole bottle
I love how as they progressively start getting drunk it just turns more gay and random.♡(∩o∩)♡
I wanna say you guys are awesome you make me smile and laugh keep up the amazing cosplays
Me watching this with my mom who watches bnha and ships dabihawks with me laughing our asses off while eating bagels
you my guy are living the best possible life (hello my name is jeff and i love bagels)
The question is, have you had a real bagel from a Jewish deli with lox and such
Dabi: you die you die
Me: *playing in my head* what you gonna do
i love that vine!! (didnt even think about referencing it at that moment,,, i am a fool of missed oppurtunities)
Dabi: *drinks* I had a weird childhood
Hawks is THE wing man
Literally
Hawks: 4:06
Me: Back in highschool I bust and hit the gram
that high note at 18:08 nice!
*'Are you fucking me AND my dad?'*
This channel is fucking gold
Why can't I stop watching this it so Funny XD
alternate title: hawks gets fucking trashed for 20 minutes
I like that you guys are cursing but at the same time when you guys drink it and you have your pinky finger up like it's awesome.
dabi and hawks may say the fuck word, but they also know some manners!!
@@cryptidcorner I know right it's great
Disinfectant wipes to wipe away the embarassment and regret. 10/10 video.
dabi likes to keep it cleaN!
"Never have I ever had sex in a tent"
Hawks- *drinks*
me on the other side of the screen- *WHO DUH FUKK!?*
I enjoyed watching you guys become drunk very slowly xD I can see the dramatic change when Dabi took out the skull glass xD
"never have i ever watched myself cry in the mirror, hehe hah.. yeah." sad but true, and a very huge mood.
12:15
Parrots in the back ground right after His story “Wow.”
They start to act really drunk when near the end
I'm bored and I'm watching your videos at almost 12 in the morning. so I'm just go say that I love your cosplays and keep up the good work. And happy pride month
I bet yall got a massive hangover 💀
This is awesome I can’t stop laughing 😂
I AM SPEED!! I’m so early it’s unreal 😂
I almost cried due to falling off a swing
I almost died due to falling off a swing, I couldn’t breathe for while
I love your cosplay's guys💖🙏I apreciate your work and also this video just gived me such a god damn good vibe💥🔥❤️
I love this video
I saw this and I was like "Yess I love them their two gay bros cosplaying...two gay bros" and then I was like maeby I SHOULDN'T be this high at 5 pm on a tuesday
Omg this is priceless
me: *hears shamanic awakening* perhap a SHIGGYonic awakening (shiggy waking dabi up in the morning)
if shiggy wakes dabi up he gets to see his dog again
@@cryptidcorner well god damn xD
this is somehow the best thing ive ever watched
Oh my gawd imagine shigaraki seeing this ima get him he’s gonna burst
His reaction was priceless XD wanna know what it was
Neko nezuko Kamado yes
“ARE U FUCKING ME AND MY DAD!?!?” 👌😂
18:05 aye babyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooo! Hawks is so wasted! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They were already tipsy by 9 mins in.
13:40 after Dabi takes the shot
Me:😮😮😮
When hawks heard not with you, his reaction was great
Are you ducking me and my DAD!!
I got the 69th view
Nice
hell yea bro
I also hate the colour orange
my (dabi's) reason for disliking orange is bc i went to the university of tennessee for two years and got tired of seeing bright orange everywhere
DITTO I painted my nails plenty of colors but not oragne
@@cryptidcorner I'm a tetrachromat (I have 4 cones for colour reception not 3) so colours like yellow and orange give me headaches to look at.
I've laughed while crying but never cried laughing
This is epic. And know know not to add sprinkles to my jello shots.
Why are you guys so relatable
hawks beaing a lightweight drinker
and dabi not
It may be 4 in the morning, but once Dabi sang "Welcome to the black parade" I instantly joined
emos unite!
@@cryptidcorner Yes!
I'm watching this at almost 4:00 in the morning and it's worth it!!(couldn't bring myself to fall back to sleep😂)
@@shadowwolfgames2399 Lmao it's 6 in the morning and I haven't slept 😂
@@OfficialAtlass 😂 I'm supposed to be up in two hours but I was up since two this morning😂
0:15
the captions: *are you fucking sorry are you fucking sir do you really know*
“Never have I ever been to Paris... fuck haw”
No one:
Me: Using soda as a replacement from alcohol to play with them...
(Yeah I'm a kid shush)
6:17 omg
Hawks! Why am I suprised?.. hawks has never been serious about his job and now he’s dating a villan.😑
why does Dabi sound like Sid the sloth....I need help
Never have I everRrRR
You guys brighten my day sooo much !!!!
Omg I got noticed!!!!!!!
This just made my fucking day.🤣🤣🤣Thank you for bringing light to my otherwise depressing and lonely life.
I so need to do this with my mates it looked so fun
I never know if they are in character or not.
Me and dabi has the same idea for the Mariah Carey song thingy
former mall goths unite!!
nobody:
hawks: *apparently cured cancer*
hawks is a man of many talents
@@cryptidcorner true that
I'm sorry, "Shamaniac" killed me
this was funny as hell.. subbing
I almost died when I was being born I didn’t cry when I came out so wasn’t breathing
Oof
Dabi sounds like Sid from ice age
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawks is thic ;-;
Your a great singer
You both got wasted
GAS STATIONS HAVE HOT DOGS?!
some of them!!
@@cryptidcorner that's amazing
7/11 does-
*p r e e n m e*
8:08
I have
" i know you know how to suck" what? :D
no u heard him XD
So you are actually together and if you are I think you guys are cute in a funny way
i litterly have pet rats rn lmfao
fun fact this was published a few days before my birthday XD
ayee happy belated birthday then!
16:00 shh I’m not here
I don't know if this is just me, but sometimes I don't take my hand off the mouse/trackpad when I go to like the video, and I actually end up pressing the dislike. Then I undo it and like the video, but start worrying that when they get a new TH-cam notification its just like, "DISEASED RATS DISLIKED YOUR VIDEO." XDDDDD
we dont have notifications on for likes/dislikes! i dont know if thats a youtube thing in general, or if its just another case of me being an old man and not knowing how to adapt technology
yassssssssssssssssssssss
how are you still alive
spite and good looks
That one dislike
it's endeavor
cryptid corner cosplay I thought it would be toga XD lol pffft
👍😊😊😊😊👍😍🥰🥰🤩🔥👍🍗
Hawks sounds so sad that you didn't do the devils tango on a bridge with himm😭
he likes the high risk high reward of it all