Top 10 reasons I don't have a Twitter account. And why I have little respect for celebs. Need to call CSI to investigate the cold-blooded murder of the English language.
Technically more people voted for Hillary Cinton then Trump. She won the popular vote. Also who was hatign on Britain???? The post you replied to has nothing to do with Britain...
That's a crime to say that, saying the President should die is not protected by free speech, and if you're not in America stfu no one cares this isn't your politics this is ours
Eratosthenis found out it was spherical. he read in the library of Alexandria that in at the town of sien a certain day and time of the year if you put a stick on the ground straight up it wouldn't have a shadow. he wondered why this didn't happen in Egypt so, that day he put a stick on the ground and measured his shadow. then he hired a person to measure the distance between Egypt and sien and he found the degrees of the corner, and that the earth was spherical.the results were very precise. during the medival they started saying that the earth was flat again...
@@undeadcobra1469 Sorry for being late. It's supposed to mean that when someone is stressed they would sometimes eat pastries/ice cream to relax. Hence the desserts is stressed spelt backwards.
Well actually trees can be blue because scientifically, the color you see on anything is not that color. Only because the color you see is the color being reflected on of the object. Please do not hate I am just getting my story straight but any way the object can be any color u want it to be
If he was colorblind wouldn't he have learned that colour as Brown anyway, therefore he would still say it was Brown but in actual fact it would look to him like the colour blue looks to us, is that not obvious😒
Technically, trees are blue since the bark absorbs all but brown, which is what we see, same as leaves. They reflect the greens and oranges and browns and absorb every other color. But, in a non-scientific sense, it's unrealistic.
For flat earthers:the Verrazano bridge in New York spans about 1 mile between its 2 towers,the towers actually have different heights,they aren't accidents or mistakes,it's because the earth is ROUND
Lol! Thank you Danny Burke :D I am so glad this exist. I laughed so hard more than times than I should. Oh and for Top 10 Dumbest Tweets, I cannot wait for part 27! Love those the most :-)
Anyone stand next to a huge building, put your chest to it and look up? You can literally see the building sway!! It's so cool. Try it out when you have a chance!
+bailey heiney Fun Fact: Buildings were designed to be this way to prevent the buildings from building up too much stress thus inevitably toppling over
"Hurricane Sally"...Immediately my mind channels Wilson Pickett and starts singing: "Hurricane Sally/You better slow your wind speed down...Everywhere you go, you blow around, Sally (blooooooow Sally blow!)
MisRuby Tacones check it out on the internet. Bob wrote a song to tell Mandela he was wrong, then Mandela's nephew, who's a struggling rapper wrote a song to prove bob wrong
No no no. Jayden smith is clearly color blind. Most trees are obviously red
Alyssa De La Garza in the fall
Alyssa De La Garza no no no!! they are OBVIOUSLY purple and silver😊 like. DUH😂 How can anyone not know that you are all colorblind
Alyssa De La Garza nice one
Alyssa De La Garza lol
Alyssa De La Garza They're orange you idiots
You're never too sarcastic for your own good.
Grant D Ima living example
Grant D
This is my life in a sentence.
Yassss
Grant D iii
Stacy Surface same
Everyone is so dumb
Earth is a triangle
Michael Nasralla lmao
No, you're wrong, it's definitely a square.
Katherine Lawliet. The Bleach Merchant nope it's a hexagon
I might be wrong
I am color blind so yea
No you idiot! The earth is a dodecahedron.
Where was Donald Trump on this list?
Probably needs his own list, with multiple parts.
Even so there are a lot of tweets from his real twitter account that are stupid.
He' too dumb to be on this list
That's cuz I'm imitating him
Hamstah Yum-yum clickbaiting is not fun
Top 10 reasons I don't have a Twitter account. And why I have little respect for celebs.
Need to call CSI to investigate the cold-blooded murder of the English language.
Of the human race*
My friends brain*
Linda Ciccoli Ssav
why is every one hating on Britain's these days, you guys all voted for trump. Dick
Technically more people voted for Hillary Cinton then Trump. She won the popular vote. Also who was hatign on Britain???? The post you replied to has nothing to do with Britain...
Feeling smart now... Thank you..
I lost hope for humanity.
Even shrek, who isn't a human, has lost hope. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD BECOME
Only now?
Shrek's Brotherhood I never had faith in humidity.
I lost my faith in humanity a loooooooooong time ago
I lost faith a long time ago.......
here was me thinking they ran out of dumb tweets
Impossible
They will never run out its like people having babies. There's new ones born everyday
+Ash Gaming Shouldnt the internet be a safe place? ;)
Lari-chan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
The dumb tweets will never run out.
How many people don't understand the planet we live on?
Cache Back me
Cache Back imposter
Many
Too many
the earth is square
Has anyone noticed that Tila Tequila has a lot of dumb tweets
Aesthetic Lexi What did you expect ? Her name id Tila Tequila
Yeah, I feel ashamed to live on the same planet as her.
My favorite was her anti vaxxer Facebook post. I know that I always take parenting advice from a former reality star Nazi supporter!
That's because she is dumb
I love his sarcasm in these videos.
omg this is my old profile pic you bringed back so many memories
yeah the best part
The Flat Earth Association has members all around the globe
Dark Anubis, say that again but slowly.
All along the globe?
All around the globe what a total penis.
Your ment to put across the flat plain . Not ALL AROUND THE GLIBES 🤔🤔🤣🤣
You funny 😆
why did i laugh at this for so long
Wheres Donald Trump, Kanye West, Hillary Clinton, Kim Kardashian if they have dumb tweets
Ashlyn Pentland They may have been so dumb, they couldn't put it on.
MICHAEL The God Sure we're the ones who are inbred?
everyone of them deserves a special list of their own !!
No professionals
what about Justin Beiber?
I see why trump isn't on this list there are too many tweets to count
Yup can’t even fathom how dumb you’d have to be to like him.
I came for Donald trump
So did you
We didn't see him
Now we are all blue..
Nightcore Youki I didn't...
That's a crime to say that, saying the President should die is not protected by free speech, and if you're not in America stfu no one cares this isn't your politics this is ours
the president suck
Dab a deb dab a
reputaytion why
lmao even the ancient greeks knew the earth isn't flat!
r st No. Just no. The earth was officially declared oval in the 16th century
Eratosthenis found out it was spherical. he read in the library of Alexandria that in at the town of sien a certain day and time of the year if you put a stick on the ground straight up it wouldn't have a shadow. he wondered why this didn't happen in Egypt so, that day he put a stick on the ground and measured his shadow. then he hired a person to measure the distance between Egypt and sien and he found the degrees of the corner, and that the earth was spherical.the results were very precise. during the medival they started saying that the earth was flat again...
Cameron Ricketts
r st no, the famous Greek philosopher Aristotle did indeed believe the earth was flat.
maybe it was later but somebody definitely did that experiment...
"Some people see celebrities as the best humanity has to offer."
Yes, Danny. Those people are called idiots.
#8 Jaden Smith "Most trees are blue." I'm pretty sure he meant their feelings and presented it as an oxymoron. SMH
also may have been referring to trees absorbing the blue spectrum of light
thought the same lmao. he thinks pretty deep for a 20 year old.
Lady Deadpool 💋 or...you know...weed
That makes more sense
Lady Deadpool 💋
Yo
Did you know there's millions that think the earth is flat. Like wtf there's so much vids and stuff on it
As the saying goes "There are two things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe, but I'm not sure about the universe".
+crimsonskydeath Lol good one.
Lari-chan Unfortunately haven't found anything that disproves it.
lol
Toxic Poppy's So I take it he's a flamer?
There are existing photos and videos of a ROUND Earth seen from space. Bruh.
*spherical.
TrainedWarrior Doesn't really matter
Aren't spheres round?
Alex Tomasone In a 2D form, they are.
Comet Gaming they could be fake
I can't believe it took me this long to realise that "Stressed" is "Desserts" backwards, wtf is wrong with me?
Jammie Dodger Explain...
@@undeadcobra1469 Sorry for being late. It's supposed to mean that when someone is stressed they would sometimes eat pastries/ice cream to relax. Hence the desserts is stressed spelt backwards.
Lol same
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If I was Rita Ora I would just say, omg I'm so sorry that was autocorrect, I meant to put 1,000!!
Me too! Would save some face with that at least, especially since some people are in fact gullible and would believe that :P
Lucyia Msp autocorrect comes in handy when you 'drunken text'
Well actually trees can be blue because scientifically, the color you see on anything is not that color. Only because the color you see is the color being reflected on of the object. Please do not hate I am just getting my story straight but any way the object can be any color u want it to be
Then we go into the debate of what color actually is...
4 years ago we got hit by Horror Cane Sandy
The color you see is that color because that’s what color it is. Plus he’s probably color blind or making a joke
Except no one else would ever know what you're talking about!
Im just liking random comments
Alert alert: we have a badass
Elite Minor 1173 me too
What I think I am: 😎
What I am: 🤡
I loved this. There must be loads of dumb celebrity tweets out there ....
Jennywren7 There are
Disney Lover it'd be good if this became another series
They did a whole episode on Kanye West.
***** Oh yeah! I'm waiting for top 10 dumbest tweets, part 22!
Jennywren7 u think?
"I'm too sacrcatic for my own good" ,Danny Burke Dec. 2 2016 |😂😂😂 MEEEEEEE
Where is the Donald Trump one?
Blythe Collins aka Hot Cocoa he had to many so they had to exclude him from the list. both him and Hillary.
With both of them there probably would have to be multiple parts to top 10 videos on their tweets.
crimsonskydeath
david truong yes?
Blythe Collins aka Hot Cocoa there is probs gonna be a whole list for his
maybe jayden is colorblind.
TechAGamer He said the trees, not the leaves.
Steven G I was thinking the same
ExoBer Yehet Only thing that makes sense.
or maybe he is just a idiot
THE MEEP QUEEN
..?Iam2
I was thinking Donald Trump would be on this
before you buy. -_- yep
That’s why everyone clicked on this vid
Yeah Hillary too, oh wait, this ain't about eating children and emails.
Waiting for Donald Trump to be on this list like...
Alice Sampson ikr
Love your profile picture.
Alice Sampson i thoughtt he would be all ten.....
trump is too dumb even for this list
Grungy On Gmod Cursing really makes your point more valid.
Before I watch this... I guess Jaden Smith will be in it.
Hehe I was right
all trees are blue
Chara Dreemurr no. they're silver
Chara Dreemurr naw they're pink.
I'm pretty sure he meant their feelings and presented it as an oxymoron.
The earth is obviously a triangle
Obviously
**x-files theme**
no its a semi circle
No its the eluminati
No. It's in the shape of a dinosaur. There's even a society proving it! Go here twitter.com/dinosaurearth?lang=es
Editary Information it's a d20, ya maroon.
He is right stressed is desserts spelled backwards :P
Vexxeer232 omg it is aswell XD
Vexxeer232 and racecar is racecar backwards
Natalie Stollov poop is poop backwards
Vexxeer232 yay
Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog, the same backwards
part 2 , 3,4,.....and so on😊
maybe jaden smith is colorblind
The Luca Galaxy I was wondering the exact same thing
I was thinking dumb...but coloredblind definitely explains it
I didn't watch it yet but Kanye is on the list isn't he
Vlog Bro Blast I haven't watched it yet and Jayden smith must be on here
Gazebo Yes
Nope
Lilly Valdez_DiAngelø_Phan.5søs.MCR.Panic!Pierce ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ YOUR NAME
Cara 1385 ❤️Thanks!
You know the Empire State Building has 600 hundred floors.
Anyone getting it yet?
yasssss all of the references
yes I live it do much
*love it so much
He he he. I get it. Percy is freaking dope
Susan Thompson. You're good... you're good.
I don't usually laugh out loud but that Tila tequila tweet got me 😂😂😂😂
Where is Ivanka Trump???She thought that 8 months was her son's first birthday.😂😂😂
Every single one of Jaden Smith's tweets can make the list. 😂😂😂
#7 HE IS COLORBLIND ITS OBVIOUS
You mean #8? 😂
Liza Piashko blue pine trees
Owen Dulk The names Bill Cipher, but you can call me your lord and master for all eternity!
If he was colorblind wouldn't he have learned that colour as Brown anyway, therefore he would still say it was Brown but in actual fact it would look to him like the colour blue looks to us, is that not obvious😒
🤙🏼
MOM is WOW spelled upside down!
Cringe Valor l see you.cant spell either. school can help you.
yeah it is!
you're so stupid
Mark Keller no wonder. mothers are wonders
An acronym for "MOM" is Made Of Money
trump could fill this whole list
🙄🙄🙄
henry sun yes
Ikr
you're in luck
th-cam.com/video/S_4lgpl-jRk/w-d-xo.html
“Spurturmon” 😂😂 that had me
Tweetulating should definitely be a word
No one cares about the 10 comments saying firsts. We all know 17th is the best
"Or as Linsey calls it Sally!" Lmao
Heyyyy I love dumb tweets
Amina. The.Mockingjay ME TOO!
Hi stranger scrolling through the comments! 👍😀
Lilian B you just summed up exactly what im doing lmao
luke talbot lol me too
Lilian B Hello
Lilian B I am groot
Lilian B whatup ☺️😁😉
"Welcome to a special edition..." The people who posted these tweets are severely special.
Two Dumbest Tweets in one week, this is amazing!
hi. your channel is so AWESOME!!!! it's also cool! subbed and liked!! your in my top 10 favorite channel of all time!!!!!!!!😊😊😊😊😊
*channels
the AR gamer you obviously haven't been on TH-cam very long then
I'm a flat earther when commercial space travel becomes available you can buy me a trip to space to prove me wrong lol
Technically, trees are blue since the bark absorbs all but brown, which is what we see, same as leaves. They reflect the greens and oranges and browns and absorb every other color. But, in a non-scientific sense, it's unrealistic.
Grendelspawn that means they are brown not blue and brown isn't on the color spectrum so they release a lot of different (all colors )
wrong
Maybe he's colorblind
NicoHans SD87 he can't be colorblind, because he said *most* trees are blue, not *all* trees are blue
The thumbnails aren't featured in the videos
The_Vay23_Gaming >:
The_Vay23_Gaming this one was fake anyways.
I nearly fell over when he said "spurpermon" lol
For flat earthers:the Verrazano bridge in New York spans about 1 mile between its 2 towers,the towers actually have different heights,they aren't accidents or mistakes,it's because the earth is ROUND
Can we get a part 2,3,4,5.... and so on of this one?
Lol! Thank you Danny Burke :D I am so glad this exist. I laughed so hard more than times than I should.
Oh and for Top 10 Dumbest Tweets, I cannot wait for part 27! Love those the most :-)
Yes another one came so early thank you Danny
Donald Trump wasn't on this list. Excuse me?
Yeah like WTF
Donald trump needs his own list it will go up to part 180 so 18000 tweets
Perhaps you should be relieved he never tweeted that. I mean if you really cared for this country
Listen they don't wanna get sued 😡 I'm sorry d.t pls don't sue me 😑
Edward Johnson There's no such word as 'dumv'. Why are you calling other people dumb when you can't even spell 'dumb'
I love your sarcasm. Your show starts my day with a laugh.
Anyone stand next to a huge building, put your chest to it and look up? You can literally see the building sway!! It's so cool. Try it out when you have a chance!
He it does cool
bailey heiney a lot of people stared at me awkwardly, but it was worth it!
+bailey heiney Fun Fact: Buildings were designed to be this way to prevent the buildings from building up too much stress thus inevitably toppling over
Oh, interesting
bailey heiney it's the clouds moving it messes with your eyes
This is like YGS, but the British edition.
MrEpic7203 YTS (Your Tweets Suck)
Danny, next edition top-10 dumbest Tweets sil vous plait. Dude, you'll be doing this till either Twitter dies or you ;-)
He will die from loss of brain cells during the recording for Top 10 Dumbest Tweets part 420
I need more stupidity. Don't let me down, humanity!
Maybe Jaden Smith does weed whenever he's on twitter
1:56
Me: Jaden, are you Purple Shep, or what?
Stressed
Desserts
It's right! Wow I did not know :0
"hello you"
Stay Alive hi
Stay Alive hi
from now on every time i give desserts I'm gonna say "ANYONE WANT STRESSED"
Do a dumbest youtuber tweets
Duckster 05 I agree with you.
Part 2
"Metta World Peace"
*Shows a picture of Kobe
If the earth was flat, we'd all be flat
LikeABossDude589 true XD
LikeABossDude589 naw if the earth was flat we'd be floating in space as a flat thing
LikeABossDude all the mountains and buildings and everything would be flat to
We have flat earthers all round the globe
"Hurricane Sally"...Immediately my mind channels Wilson Pickett and starts singing: "Hurricane Sally/You better slow your wind speed down...Everywhere you go, you blow around, Sally (blooooooow Sally blow!)
Can we do "Stupid Instagram Names" and then have his one as the first one?!
Never heard any of these celebrities
Maria wheater Same
You never heard of them, because they live in the world of dumb tweets.
Are you from another universe
LOL, I just love the FE's...they are so totally clueless, it's hilarious...The tila tequila one was priceless..
2:07 imagine night would really look like this... damn
technically every single word ever said, is a REAL word
PurplePerson ye coz people say "that isnt a word" -well what is it then?
CraftyCat _ They're called non-words. Really.
PurplePerson going by that logic vmgncjhtdtrudlhhvyfisutrdygciygdtrusytfcjgvcjhcjyfsghkghvkhgcjgfsdfjbcfgjbnvmhfgsahdf is a word
Herdilaminy - a made up word to describe words that have been made up.
I always wonder why no one ever say "sorry my cat was on the keyboard." when my cat gets on the keyboard what I write gets crazy. Not even real words.
I'm early , can I get a reply Danny?😜
Angel Life My name is danny in real so yes!
Alex Duck same
Hey Angel, hope you get a reply dear. :)
Hey there! Thank you so much for watching!
Angel Life my name isnt danny but you still get a reply
Got to love Danny! Both good looking and funny too!
that Tom Cruise Meme in the start though😂😂😂
Still amazes me when I hear people who don't know the Earth is round.
Come on, even my youngest nieces and nephews know this stuff
Ha a flat earther!😂
You're one of my favorites!💕 love you danny!!!
Trees? Blue? Nah fam,I think you mean they’re orange.
Topaz, no wait, that's when they're young, clearly beige.
Some of these celebrities should drink me I am bleach
1:42 Jaden's forehead tho
"Most trees are blue" he means there sad because we're always chainsawing them😂😂😂
3:16 Home sweet houston
Yay Houston!!!!!!
Houston Texas baby.
*Beyonce style.*
Donald Trumpet 🎺 trumpet 🎺 trumpet 🎺
Juan Bustamante l
same
Who else is excited for the new Spuppermom movie?
Slytherin to the TARDIS what about spuppermom v buatmom
Even celebrities can't be kept away from dumb Twitter!
I was promised Donald Trump tweets.
I like tomatoes.
MINIMaxBOXING same
😮
Just relized he uploaded this on my birthday!! 😱😱😱 Happy birthdays for me anyone?
Bob and Nelson Mandela had a twitter argument over the earth being flat
Joe Anderson are you kidding
MisRuby Tacones check it out on the internet. Bob wrote a song to tell Mandela he was wrong, then Mandela's nephew, who's a struggling rapper wrote a song to prove bob wrong
Joe Anderson *Nelson Mandela*?
Wait no wrong scientist. Neil degrasse tyson
Joe Anderson Are you SURE Nelson Mandela was a scientist