Weekend Update: Joe Biden's Inappropriate Touching - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ย. 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like the controversy surrounding Joe Biden inappropriately touching women.
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"Stop Guac-Blocking Us" in the million Megan march graphic is a great, blink-and-you'd-miss-it joke.
Thomas Wilde totally missed that
Million Megan March is the most hilarious phrase ever..... Che knows white women
AGREED!
You can tell he came up with "anti-climb" on the spot 😂😂😂
Omg that's hilarious. He's getting worse everyday
Exactly lol
C caymer
Give us your source for that 75% number...waiting
caymer's too busy liking his own irrelevant comments to cite any sources.
It's called.... STEALTH.
"If we can climb the wall you deserve what you get" sounds like a verbal contract to me.
There’s this Spanish Town in North Africa that’s surrounded by what amounts to some sort of bizarre obstacle course. Their law states that anyone who makes it through gets to be an Official Honorary Spaniard. The best part is while they have guards n shit those dude can’t use any kinda deadly force or anything and while Some ppl get “captured” and turned around, once you’re there you’re there.
hassan palomo no, he said what you CAN get. Quit twisting the words to push a violent agenda 🤦🏿♀️
Authorized by the word of the POTUS.
I'll take that action.
Coach Trini What PSU of what they said implied violence. I understood it to mean that what trump said sounded like an offer.
"It was supposed to be an apology. Not a reenactment" 😂😂😂😂
Haven’t heard canned laughter for a while.
“ oh you didn’t find anything? Then plan it you’re the FBI just put some crack in his shoes”😂
Stupid old joke.
💯They won't mention it because it doesn't fit their agenda. They would much rather skew the truth than face it's consequences.
Proof!
th-cam.com/video/KQ-YjGmpO4Q/w-d-xo.html
Kalin Green, why you let media cloud your judgement?
They are so biased because the democrats pay them
Mihai EL Many of us see right through media bias, on both sides. Unfortunately there are many gullible people out there that don’t know any better. They only do it because it is effective. Keep fighting the good fight
Independent Republicans of New York - IRONY !!!! Colin was on 🔥
It’s hypocrisy not irony.
HoMaster Zerg it’s actually also ironic .
@@TheMasterhomaster It's definitely ironic as well.
@George Vasquez Where did these allegations of paedophilia come from? I've heard it on the fringes for years, but if it was true he'd have been destroyed for it years ago so it's hard for me to believe it's true.
Fuck you Senni. Go make me funny Chinese food.
I think the graphics department deserves a shout out for including, "STOP GUAC BLOCKING US!" on one of the protest signs of the "Million Megan March"
I don't get it.
Wouldn't it be "Meaghan?"
soooo.funny! : D
@@castonyoung7514 O.o
@@castonyoung7514 oh, honey...
Shame that SNL won't drop jokes like this at Biden now...
yeah cant joke bout our load and saviour joe biden
They still make fun of him.
Then you haven't watched the latest episodes yet
2024 The DC Sniffer 2024
I think they were trying to attract Republicans to vote for Biden since they are big on sexual assault. Just ask Kavanaugh and Thomas on the formerly respected Supreme Court.
I was waiting for an “anti-climb-atic” joke.
Leslie Knope would be SO disappointed. :(
She'd want him.grabbing her shoulders
So so so disappointed 😔 🤠
True 😔
Literally watching that exact episode right now not even kidding
Wait! Did Biden molest Knope! She is the kind of innocent person who would dissociate such an experience, and it also seems reasonable that she'd interpret handsy groping as "a simple mistake". Especially when everyone else acts like it's normal.
Leslie would totally believe a crowd before her "lying eyes". Unless it was about her job, or statistics. Leslie is like myself, clueless about sex.
"IRoNY" is my personal Weekend Update joke of the year.
Ikr, where were they when their guy admitted on tape to grabbing women by the P? ....meanwhile they’re against Biden because he “touched them in a way that made them feel uncomfortable”, which probably just means touching people by the shoulder or something.
@@twdjt6245😂 it's not a real group jen. You should be more careful where you get your news
Big Rock 😂 you are so fricking naive. And even if your pipe dream that he never actually did it (but was blatantly bragging that he “could” ) ..... like how low have we fallen that it’s completely fine for our top leader/representative to speak that way about women (especially at his age/status)? Like seriously I know teenagers with more class/maturity.
Jonathan Pasch maybe trumpsters should be more careful who they vote for, given that I bet you had to look that up to see that they don’t exist ( I’ll take your word for it that it’s made up).....and why is that? Because none of us, trump supporter or not, would be surprised if that bit was completely factual. That’s how much of a joke we’ve become. That comedy is so close to reality these days.
@@twdjt6245 all msm is fake news too btw. They're all propoganga at this point. Be careful about that too.
Almost spit out my drink when Trump said, "Kay!?"
Looks like a strangulation..
No. It was 'Mmckay?'
he was funnier than most of this skit sadly, and im not saying that cuz im a trumptard.
Making excuses for him. That’s all this is.
And of course they have to pivot to mocking Republicans as a giving themselves a way out from criticizing DemoKKKrats...
@@jamescallaghan1183 which is ironic, because all RepubliKKKans can do is pivot to what Democrats are doing when they're caught doing BS....
I usually don't get to much entertainment out of Snl. But when he said just steal the election back. I lost it. Lol.
The irony. Guess they did just that. How you liking your 9.1% inflation and 6 dollar a gallon gas? Still laughing?
I was upset when he said the avocados would run out. Then he said that white women line, and I laughed out loud. I guess I'm one of those women XD
Pretty racist comment, I think.
Black woman here...I do keto so would be mad upset too tbh lol
LOL
I am also "one of those women" - even though I am male. I really like avocados. Supposedly they are berries (wtf?). But they don't taste like berries, nor fruit, nor vegetables.
Robert Jenkins well there’s still Florida I guess....though not even sure if “Florida” avocados even come from here in Fl....and I prefer hass avocados anyways for the higher fat content, better taste, and creamier texture. Florida avocados are preferable for salads I guess....but for everything else, hass is where it’s at. I have two avocado trees in my yard that are maybe only a year from fruiting so I guess I’ve nothing to worry about as far as any potential upcoming premium on the “berries”.
Kay? Head toss. Unbelievable
"Kay?"
-The President of the United States
Right, what was that?!
@@lapislazuli06 Funny as hell is what that was.
IRoNY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Brilliant. Will use that.
@C caymer Tell that to the dude who shot up the Jewish temple because he felt there was an invasion. Tell that to the man who insist they're a bunch of murderers and rapits....but some are good people. It shouldn't be a racial issue. Some people turned it into one.
Trumptards will never get that joke 😂
@GizmoMaltese he just cuts and pastes that same comment everywhere, even on other comments on this video. Don’t feed the troll
Roselia Shadow -Actually Rosalia, that “IRoNY” line was GAY.
NEXT...
I some videos showing him groping the little children. You can see the uncomfortable vibes in some of the little girls faces. If you are a woman that has ever been in appropriately touch as a young child. You know what I mean. And exactly the vibe they are feeling. It's a feeling of something very wrong...
th-cam.com/video/1nloOU9J8PQ/w-d-xo.html
@Persephone kajira typical liberal switcharoo.
@Persephone kajira cant stop thinking about Trump still?
“Please make Joey STOP!!”.. by children everywhere
BE AN APOLOGY NOT A REENACTMENT LOL !!!
lol
What?
BE A COMMENT NOT GRAMMATICAL NONSENSE LOL !!!
Omg ..my older brother loves summer because it's "sundress time" 😑
Men ...
Y’all like grey sweatpants time so
@@957kakashi got em! Lol
@@SoWhosGae did you just assume her brothers gender??? 😂
@@957kakashi yeah I can understand that logic, but what do u see in a sundress....oh yeah, arms and legs...woo hoo!
2 years later and this really resonates with the issues surrounding Governor Cuomo....
I haven't laughed this hard at a SNL skit in many months. Thanks Weekend Update for keeping it light; or dare I say, anti-dark.
There is nothing light about the real creepy joe- he's disgusting th-cam.com/video/_H5NJZMDumY/w-d-xo.html
“Just steal it back”? This hasn’t aged well lol, that’s exactly what they did...
I wish. They are spineless.
You're a fuckin idiot 🙄
@@skooksreviewks7806 right back at ya, dipshit! th-cam.com/video/3P36qnU-Ozc/w-d-xo.html
@@JT-gi8rx good one moron
@@skooksreviewks7806 haha can’t take it that there’s evidence of election stealing, eh? Go fuck yourself, jackass! 😂
OMG, my sister is a Meg and she loves avocado. That joke was on point.
How would that joke be if it were about black women and fried chicken?
Oml why the crap are you bringing this up? She was just talking about her sister
@@thomasbisignani1049 Do you get invited to many parties?
Million Megan March. Lol
I died.
C caymer If anyone tells you to stop posting, don’t. Folks need to know
I really wish people would stop creating racial tension by claiming there's isn't any. Hard concept to follow I'm sure.
@@dr.lyleevans6915 Does that mean that the agents on the northern border are mostly Canadian-American? I believe that the reason the majority of the agents are Hispanic-American is that you have to be bilingual in order to interact with the people. Also, I would like to see where caymer got that figure from but I highly doubt he will post it.
An in that region of the country, of course there are a lot of People of Hispanic ethnicity.
I remember when they talk about the violence of police on the black community, it was actually black officers that were shown to use equal to or more force. It’s not just a race issue. It’s an all around civil rights issue.
IRONY freaking got me
2:14 “ if Donald Trump stole his presidency in why don’t we just steal it back “ lol I new it.
Exactly! We have finally uncovered satire's plot to overthrow the government.
😂
For one second I thought they were going to talk about Biden...I was wrong.
Dumb
unbelievable!!! 2022 and snl is almost totally M.I.A when it comes to ANY criticism of biden....extraordinary stuff
So brave when they thought he didn't have a chance of winning. When was the last time SNL did some comedy on Biden recently ?
They continued making jokes about. Starting with the first show after he was sworn in.
He's now a 'no touch or sniff zone'
And a year and a half later, this same show and people laughing are supporting this clown....yeah, okay.
Nobody is supporting The DC Sniffer
"Million Megan March"
It think we just came up with Jordan Peele's next horror flick
FUNNY
Meegan come back! You forgot your jacket!!!
GauchoNic underrated key and Peele reference here ! 😂😂😂
I love Jost and Che. Too funny.
"I grab men by the shoulders" lmao 😂
I got a question..why is it that it's when American politicians are running for the presidency that you hear about sexual allegations but when the man was VP no one came out to say a word???
People been saying this for a long time
the metoo craze wasn't going on back when he was VP.
They did. Guess you just didn't hear about it
Tacoma98 who did?
look at the political climate. note the judges being positioned. why charge a person who will be vindicared by a corrupt sys. he will go down and many others with the Epstein case. if judges willing to unseal it can stop dieing.
Cut to a year later and they full on celebrate him, hypocrits!
Guys a weird thing I found is that mostly everyone that hates trump doesnt actually have a profile picture just the letter and the color
I feel attacked??
I hate trump sooooo...
Black Knight I love trump
@@paintleg9436 sorry
@@brewiy8149 nah is fine it was a joke
man, weekend updates rule.. not only do they catch us up on the week's news and ongoing ridiculousness, they crack you up doing so. great writing, great delivery.
They took 30 seconds of tape out to crack a joke. There was a lot of serious stuff they totally left alone. And yet it appears that some of the folks here are treating SNL as if their comedic viewpoint somehow summarized this very serious topic.
Those woman all said they didn't see what joe did as sexual but it made them uncomfortable. I don't think it's right to compare Biden to these other creeps he has had a hard life and he is a good man. Flawed but good.
A decent man who’s time has passed.
He's also had happy hands with the younger girls. Is that excusable, too? Sorry, but I've had a tougher time of it than he has and never rubbed up other men's wives or teen daughters.
I agree, I think it’s inappropriate but I don’t think he’s just being evil
"See through, it's a very important element of a WALL" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEST WEEKEND UPDATE YET!!! This had me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
You beat me to it, Jason....."war on brunch"....I almost spit out my coffee..... :)
@@jackee1054 Barely, by just 2 minutes! Haha!
You’re making the FBI look good! LOL
Just can’t stop talking about Trump .. 😂
this is from two years ago dude trump happened to be president at the time sadly a
Wow. 2:12 is prophetic.
Yep !
The irony of this and the fact snl now won't even touch making fun of creepy joe
They're scared
LMAO!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 You guys are GREAT!!
SNL is like CNN with a touch of comedy, and they also sweep things under the carpet like CNN
OMG...the "STOP GUAC BLOCKING US" sign at 3:58 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
He's so creepy. Everyone knows it
Literally the day after the electoral college elects Biden
TH-cam: Ok business as usual people, time to release all the videos we've been hiding for the last year.
It don’t matter what these Lefty’s try to do WE THE PEOPLE see through the Bullshit!!!! And if they don’t get to the bottom of ALL THE IRREGULARITIES and just push it aside I PROMISE folks will be walking the streets with AR-15’s!!! If Biden won fairly people wouldn’t be so irate and pissed off so just prove he won so we can be done with this shit!!! But THEY CANT that’s why they just keep saying Move on nothing to see here lmao smh, and why aren’t they arresting the Dominion CEO that pretty much laughed at the Suponea to audit the machines??🤷♂️ Folks better Wake the fuck up cause your being deceived and lied to daily!!! Look at the state of New York and Cali and now Michigan all ran by hypocrite Lefty’s, so that’s what you guys want huh lol then go live there cause you retards aren’t ruining the rest of the fkn Country like that!!!!
Jan 6 the next big date, but the Swamp runs deep af so we’ll see!!!
@@SolidBased I think "drain the swamp" is a phrase easier said than done. It's going to take decades, or a civil war. You can vote in socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.
@@keithrickson8522 Amen bro! It’s all fkd up lol!! 🤷♂️but I’m fine with also shooting our way out of it if we have to and a lot of American Patriots just waiting in the wings and it would be on a scale like no other!! The world would see if you try to fk around here it’s not just the military your gunna be fighting!!! Cause the majority are just sitting and waiting passively watching the shit unfold!! And the Supreme Court passing on Standing is such a bitch move...quit being pussies and look at the fkn evidence I mean it’s fkn amazing the blatant blind eye they turned!
@@SolidBased Get help.
I wish someone would give these two their own show. It'd be a hit.
As funny as this was.. Anti-climb is a real thing.. Anyone who's taken security courses knows that a barrier alone is meant to deter and mitigate intrusion, but without a huge budget, walls and fences are still left with the risk of scalability. In recent years, technological advancements have improved the functionality/defensiveness of barriers making them more difficult to scale or "anti-climb". Stay educated, and maybe Google something before you insult someone's intelligence.
Yeah, I was curious and simply Googled it. I have a hard time believing these guys are just dumb, they’re probably biased, dishonest activists and simply saw low-hanging fruit to score points with the woke
Snl always hated Donald Trump No matter how many good things he accomplished
million megan march 😂😂😂
The next time President Dementia visits California, send him on a Boeing 737 max.
Amen sister
@@anap847 go clean your hole. Moron.
You've done no research. The threat coming across the southern border amounts to an actual invasion. Trump is thinking just fine.
@@bill65761 ignore the imbecile liberals. We need a civil war to rid our country of them. We really do.
Oliver Oshkosh yes officer this comment right here.
Even when they do creepy uncle joe,trump takes the brunt of it.Pathetic!
My thoughts exactly
Yup
"steal it back..." who'd of thought they would take him seriously
He is that uncle 😆😂🤣
“Turn up the camera & put some crack in his shoes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dudes joking about stealing the election, now they denying they stole it 😂.
Because it was a joke
You guys owned it. Nice job.
These people still don't know the difference between irony and hypocrisy.
hmm i wonder why they havent done anything like this recently
This is the only segment I watch. Can I, please, have it all at once?
Funniest weekend update in forever 😂😂
Irony: dems criticizing Trump and then voting for Biden...
There's only two options, man
Hahaha
Irony: reps criticizing Biden after 4 years of supporting Trump....
Its even funnier now he's the president.
THE HANDY HOLDS AND THE FOOTSIE WOOTS LMFAOOOOO
You guy's legit made me laugh out loud a couple times.
That IRONY joke is genius 😂😂😂
Was Che drunk? Lmao
Finally a funny SNL clip
You: a wall
Me, an intellectual: climbn’t
I love these two guys! By far the best part of SNL...
Laura Juranek ur a moron. They are biased liberal idiots
TO ME, THEIR BEST NEWS TEAM TO DATE
“Turn off the body cam and put some crack in his shoes” 😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t find this funny, and you won’t either when you find out the truth. And if you know it, how can you be yoking?
I find it funny
Anti Climb. That was actually good.
It isn't funny if this Present is doing all this weird things in front of everyone then what do you think he is doing and has been doing for a very long time.
It's supposed to be an apology, not a re-enactment 😄
GOOD ONE!
@monokhem Please look at the clips on TH-cam under the category "creepy Joe". He should appologize. But he doesn't seem to have the emotional intelligence to do so. He's not going to be the nominee, take it to the bank.
*Reaction when Biden does something inappropriate:* 😂🤣
*Reaction Trump does something inappropriate:* 😲😲
of course, they’re political activists
And y'all voted against Trump to have him. "Sheep, thought I." A. DeLarge
They’re all shit bro. No one is actually good and that’s on the people who keep voting them in
Trump partied with Epstein, so I'd STFU if I were you!
Lmao "SUNDRESS TIME!"
His description of the wall was anti-climb-atic at best 🙃
GOOD ONE LMBO!
Noice.
He probably doesn't remember doing it. Or where he was or who she was.
IRONY 😂
These two are KILLING it lately
This is the new president of America hahahaha you all voted well.. congratulations!!
I don't think inappropiately touching children is something to laugh about.
On the real when avocados start running out people will be pissed
I'm pretty certain that we also grow them in California. Since California is big on harboring fugitives, we can probably get the same people to pick them north of the border as south.
That was actually kind of funny. Still love Trump
He’s president now so SLN would never do this
$1.50 a gallon gas, $5.50 a gallon gas, see the difference?
Does he grab them by the shoulders from the front or behind saying, “You can do this?”
From behind: 🐓😳😳😂
From Front: 🐓😮🤤🤮
“It’s supposed to be an apology not a reenactment”
I lost it.
You guys seem not to want to make comedy out of "where are my marbles?" Grandad Joe. Even though he hides in a basement and can barely put a sentence together.
What's also ironic is that the official party of the MeToo movement just elected this creep.
Need a part 2.
What's that SNL? You won't make fun of him now? Shocking.
Well, uh, 0:57 hits different when you put it in another context, lololol.