I love how in every DougDoug challenge, one viewer makes a joke, and then everybody goes along with the joke, and the joke ultimately becomes more important than the actual challenge.
@@celestialowl8865 call to adventure: Doug Doug starting stream Supernatural aid: twitch chat Threshold: someone in chat making a joke Mentor: twitch chat again
“I think I heard something around a corner down four floors behind 12 locked doors” sometimes and bouncing potatoes off their faces without even flinching others...
“My wife came in and found me milking the dog for Dog Cheese. Thats when the divorce happened.” “I came into the room to find my husband milking the dog for the cheese. I don’t know why he filed for divorce after.”
@@anonymous71207 oh, that reminds me of an urban legend where some in WW2 supposedly captured a tank by making a potato look like a grenade and throwing it into the tank! (this made the crew panic and jump out)
This was a really weird stream to be a part of. I'm glad that dog cheese made it into the video. I don't know how you would make one otherwise though, it was literally everywhere.
3:34 because we domesticated dogs, a lot of the diseases/parasites that effect them also effect us and vice versa, so dog cheese would be a really bad idea if not done properly and would get us very sick. That's also why you can't use dog poop as fertilizer.
@Generic User 123 😐Yeah I've just read an article on folks who are milking dogs for cheese. "We’ve already proved that a decent Neufchâtel can be produced in a home kitchen with store bought cow’s milk and bottle of rennet (which curdles the milk). Improvising on the same recipe we managed to turn that gallon or so of dog milk into a soft farmhouse-type round of what we believe to be a first . . . dog cheese. The taste? It is full bodied, and a little musky at first whiff, but salting the cheese really brings out a nice, distinct Frito odor which makes it a natural pairing with beer and three bean dip. Kids like it too."
To those watching from the future, he took back his record between 6 months ago and April. He then lost it again on May 7. Which means we'll soon get ANOTHER Claude% Peggle stream!
Mys. Wren help me tell it to him.Write it on other video,in chat(in donations if you are rich lol) and other media.I think if we really try we can make it happen!
@@Prosto-Ban probably try to email him or @ him on Twitter. Comments tend to get drowned out and most creators don’t really/aren’t able to read all of them.
Fun fact, for that first pickpocket mission, you can just drop the ring anywhere and tell Brinjolf you lost it and he’ll be all “For real? Eh whatever.” And move on, that way you don’t have to lose a Merchant to prison
Brand-shei is actually supposed to return to his storefront after one in-game week passes instead of being permanently locked up. That bug is fixed by the Unofficial Patch.
Imagine if Doug didn't include the clip of the cheese tangent and then trying to figure out why chat was yelling about milking everything for half the video... I was at this stream and it was still a confusing couple hours.
I would imagine that if it spawns a random enemy whenever anyone is hit, causes an exponential explosion of creatures until you or the game dies, as we saw
I remember this one, the dog milk thing was hilarious. I googled it during the stream and, the reason dogs can't be milked for cheese is because there's not enough to make cheese and let them feed their kin.
4:36 you and other guys can technically lactate. Some guys have been reported lactating due to starvation, hormone medicine, or hearing a baby crying excessively. Some just lactate randomly. Of course, most of those way require... just to say the least, stressful situations. However, it is very much possible.
I find myself going "I wonder how Doug keeps up with chat since it's always so wild and he's a normal guy" and then he goes off about dog cheese for a WHILE and I remember he's just as weird
Jesus Christ every time I see a DougDoug video I think "that sounds normal, it probably won't get insanely weird and hilarious", then boom. DougDoug delivers. I love this channel.
This is actually much better than most challenge videos on TH-cam. Instead of just doing the challenge and going on with it, whether it’s easy or hard, he actually states that it’s easy and tries to prove it. Keep up the amazing content
Doug, i love your content. And i have an idea... hear me out, skyrim but every time you take damage you get teleported to a random location on the map. funny?
burh, I'm pretty sure all mammals and there some make milk, we use cows and goats cuz they make the most and are basically the only cost efficient ones, why milk 10 dogs when you could milk one cow and get the same amount of milk for half the price? PS: men can lactate under certain conditions, Dougert here we come...
I wouldn't even say it's that. I'd say it's more the issue of why we don't farm carnivorous animals in general, namely the fact that giving meat to an animal to turn into meat we eat is not efficient when we could just eat the meat we would've fed to the animal. Not to mention the thing I forget the name of where toxins concentrate more and more the higher up a food chain you go. Giving meat to an animal to turn into milk isn't cost effective, nutrients-wise.
@Zoomer Waffen you do realize that having mammary glands (the things that make milk) is where the word mammals comes from? if half only of a species had mammaries then that species would not be mammals
@@billcipher1756 well then men arent mammals since the only reason men have nipples is because they used to be woman in the womb. meaning the natural state of a first starting man is a guy with no nipples.
Okay, so one of the reasons that we pretty much only make cheese with cow milk or goat milk is because every other creature's milk is inconsistent in flavour, so that even two cheese batches made the same way but from two different days milk, would have completely different tastes.
3:48 "Why don't we eat dog cheese" Apparently, dogs are inferior at both producing meat and milk... (hence dog-related food products are always more expensive, don't ask how I know...)
Man, my Google search history is full of weird ass ways to make different foods out of human milk. Not a thing I thought would happen but here we are, also I adore this mod
cows and goats are cheaper to feed since they mostly just eat grass, and the other big thing is that in order to start lactating a mammal needs to have a baby first. (typically- im sure they've found ways around it but it's still important) and cows and goats only have 1-2 babies per pregnancy, while dogs, cats, hamsters, whatever other pet mammals can have 10+, which is a lot of new animals to take care of. So, in summary.... dog milk can't be feasible unless we also make puppy nuggets.
So Doug's thought process went like: "not cat milk > what if dog milk? > dog milk! > dog butter > dog yogurt > dogurt > dougurt! > I wish I could milk myself to make DougDougurt"
No dogs were milked in the making of this video.
ayyyy
What if I milk them instead?
I just started the video, I’m very concerned already
That's no fun
That's great to hear
I love how the narration is going over his questions about increasingly suspicious cheese like it's not happening.
This was such a great stream, and it was amazing how everyone wanted this to be a video with all of the cheese making it in
@Ah man Can you not?
“Just ignore it... just ignore it... Past Doug is crazy.”
10/10 profile picture
@@smugbowkid9919
D o g B u t t e r
I love how in every DougDoug challenge, one viewer makes a joke, and then everybody goes along with the joke, and the joke ultimately becomes more important than the actual challenge.
The heros journey
@@celestialowl8865 call to adventure: Doug Doug starting stream
Supernatural aid: twitch chat
Threshold: someone in chat making a joke
Mentor: twitch chat again
Just like with the poob/ploob stuff
Well, the first rule of improvisational comedy is always accept what another participant has stated
This is the natural conclusion of Jerma's One Guy phenomenon
“You sick bastard. You’ve been milking the bees! I knew it!” Is something I never thought I’d hear somebody say but I’m glad I did.
Trust me that line is very familiar to anyone who watches JeromeASF he calls honey bee milk
i lost it when he said that
>"milking bees"
I cannot and will never remove the image of squishing the entire bee from my mind anymore
@@aloe7794 bees aren’t mammals so where does the milk come from, WHERE DOES IT COME FROM!?!
@@thatGuy-wm2cr bee coom
Doug throwing a potato at a guard only for him to not give a shit just feels like a perfect summarization of Skyrim as a whole.
Too perfect
Then for the guard to be able to detect Doug despite him being 100+ degrees out of his field of view.
@@jakes.4147 I mean tbf he's a man sized cat who just swam up to the island and probably smells like wet fur.
@@RaxusXeronos right, but the guard also just watched a potato magically hit the wall and didn’t do shit, so I imagine the dude’s senses are the best
“I think I heard something around a corner down four floors behind 12 locked doors” sometimes and bouncing potatoes off their faces without even flinching others...
“My wife came in and found me milking the dog for Dog Cheese. Thats when the divorce happened.”
“I came into the room to find my husband milking the dog for the cheese. I don’t know why he filed for divorce after.”
it was a male dog
LMAO
@MK_The Popular Pages🤤👇 WHY WONT TH-cam ELIMINATE YOU!
Alphabet Crew is the best twitch chat thats ever chatted
@@jacobc8036 i don't know she seems legit
Nothing is better than hearing "Hey this is DougDoug and we solve problems no one has" After a long day!
Especially since it’s in honour of his mother, Guy Fieri
Truth
Best one was" Hi. me dougdoug. I do problems"
Mood!
For real
I like how the second time he gets hit, Santa Nazeem just runs past him
god damn bots
@@weeb_dweeb literally bro, moved from Instagram to TH-cam, i reported this shit like 8 times and they're still here
Now they're gone
Adele Nazeem.
To any one that wasn’t their during this stream you have no idea how long the cheese conversation lasted
If you know Doug and his fans, then yes you do..
HOW LONG
@@blastbomb2798 as someone who got there around the time the conversation started, at minimum an hour
@@paradichlorobenzene4132 wth
Ok if I caught someone putting potatoes in my pocket I’m not sure how exactly I’d react but I think trying to stab someone is a bit much
I would assume it's some sort of potato shaped explosive tbh so maybe I would try to stab them
@@anonymous71207 ah yes, the classic game of hot potato
@@anonymous71207 oh, that reminds me of an urban legend where some in WW2 supposedly captured a tank by making a potato look like a grenade and throwing it into the tank!
(this made the crew panic and jump out)
@@ericb3157 ima need more details. what country did the tank belong to? what country captured it?
Nah fam.
This was a really weird stream to be a part of. I'm glad that dog cheese made it into the video. I don't know how you would make one otherwise though, it was literally everywhere.
it was everywhere
My dearest condolences to the relatives of the guy who died in his divorce proceedings due to him milking the family dog for cheese.
@Baby seriously man, can u stop spamming
@@thomasfrender4592 seriously man, why are u replying to bots?
Forget all other skyrim playthroughs, this is the real way to play skyrim.
this is how Skyrim is meant to be played 🤌🤌🤌
With Doug, we have now played the best Skyrim of our lives.
I'm imagining this video is going to go something like:
Doug: **survives with 1HP**
_"Spawing Legendary Dragon."_
Dog cheese
“Spawning cheese”
Fucking dies
@@Rubbyz *spawning Nazeeem*
3:34 because we domesticated dogs, a lot of the diseases/parasites that effect them also effect us and vice versa, so dog cheese would be a really bad idea if not done properly and would get us very sick. That's also why you can't use dog poop as fertilizer.
wolf cheese
Very helpful thank you
@Generic User 123 I don't trust those alt-trianglists to not fuck it up!
@Ah man oh, $%#& you I'm not falling for that video again.
@Generic User 123 😐Yeah I've just read an article on folks who are milking dogs for cheese.
"We’ve already proved that a decent Neufchâtel can be produced in a home kitchen with store bought cow’s milk and bottle of rennet (which curdles the milk). Improvising on the same recipe we managed to turn that gallon or so of dog milk into a soft farmhouse-type round of what we believe to be a first . . . dog cheese.
The taste? It is full bodied, and a little musky at first whiff, but salting the cheese really brings out a nice, distinct Frito odor which makes it a natural pairing with beer and three bean dip. Kids like it too."
Doug’ significantly other: I bet he’s thinking of other women
Doug: *DOgGerT*
dogurt
Douggert
I hope Doug makes a video about his World Record on Peggle
Watching that saga unfold on the livestreams is fantastic, i hope he reclaims the title again
@@przemekdude he did
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw he's not the current record holder, he didn't attempt it yet since his 2h 2 min time was beaten
@@przemekdude oh
To those watching from the future, he took back his record between 6 months ago and April. He then lost it again on May 7.
Which means we'll soon get ANOTHER Claude% Peggle stream!
The dog cheese bit lasted like… at least throughout two hours of the stream it was fucking ridiculous
Buy eye tracker and make a “every time I blink random crap happens”.I think it’s gonna be really cool!🙂
We've already destroyed his sanity, why not physically destroy his eyes too right?
too bad he must suffer in cheese wheels
Okay, this would be amazing
Mys. Wren help me tell it to him.Write it on other video,in chat(in donations if you are rich lol) and other media.I think if we really try we can make it happen!
@@Prosto-Ban probably try to email him or @ him on Twitter. Comments tend to get drowned out and most creators don’t really/aren’t able to read all of them.
I love how elated Doug sounded
"It's true, you _can_ make dog cheese!"
He just sounded so amazed and pleased lol
Fun fact, for that first pickpocket mission, you can just drop the ring anywhere and tell Brinjolf you lost it and he’ll be all “For real? Eh whatever.” And move on, that way you don’t have to lose a Merchant to prison
Brand-shei is actually supposed to return to his storefront after one in-game week passes instead of being permanently locked up. That bug is fixed by the Unofficial Patch.
this is so funny
Even in a quick 7 minute video there’s more than enough time for things to go far off the rails
@@interrobang5785 its a bot, make sure to report it
Nothing has ever made me laugh harder than ‘You’ve been milking the bees!’ at 6:13
Imagine if Doug didn't include the clip of the cheese tangent and then trying to figure out why chat was yelling about milking everything for half the video... I was at this stream and it was still a confusing couple hours.
The problem Doug Doug’s videos solve is boredom and it’s a problem that everyone has
Gotta love how instead of lowering the game volume he just screams and try to be audible in the chaos.
I would imagine that if it spawns a random enemy whenever anyone is hit, causes an exponential explosion of creatures until you or the game dies, as we saw
I feel like this video would've been a lot longer if there was more uncut Dog Cheese talk
I remember this one, the dog milk thing was hilarious. I googled it during the stream and, the reason dogs can't be milked for cheese is because there's not enough to make cheese and let them feed their kin.
I love how Doug gets hit at the start after trying to pick pocket, and a *Santa Nazeem* spawns in and immediately runs away
4:36 you and other guys can technically lactate. Some guys have been reported lactating due to starvation, hormone medicine, or hearing a baby crying excessively. Some just lactate randomly. Of course, most of those way require... just to say the least, stressful situations. However, it is very much possible.
Imagine you’re a guard in Riften, you throw some no gooder in a cell. You leave and you come back and a WALRUS AND WITCH ARE IN THE CELL
I find myself going "I wonder how Doug keeps up with chat since it's always so wild and he's a normal guy" and then he goes off about dog cheese for a WHILE and I remember he's just as weird
Jesus Christ every time I see a DougDoug video I think "that sounds normal, it probably won't get insanely weird and hilarious", then boom. DougDoug delivers. I love this channel.
7:36 I love how Narrator Doug just slowly gets drowned out.
Im already prepared for a high quality video everytime doug uploads but his narration, it just works
Bruhurb
@@notspacegoat2000 hurbbru
@@fatbgmanbg975 dude help this people with nsfw pfps or nsfw anything just keep being the ones to respond to my messages help ;-;
@@notspacegoat2000 * sad spacegoat noises *
He's dead
This is actually much better than most challenge videos on TH-cam. Instead of just doing the challenge and going on with it, whether it’s easy or hard, he actually states that it’s easy and tries to prove it. Keep up the amazing content
4:11 dog butter.
The butter with the dog on it
tis video made me think that if you can breed dogs for various traits you can probably breed a milking dog
The constant cuts from your mission to the dog-cheese conversation is killing me. 10/10 editing
Thanks for the upload man, I was kinda having a rough day and this helped me break of the mental mire (of dog cheese) that I was stuck in
“I would love if I could lactate”
-Dougdoug, 2021
I hope he since has not tried to research the subject any further😅
I completely forgot that the entire livestream devolved into talking about milking dogs and turning the milk into dog cheese
Doug, i love your content. And i have an idea... hear me out, skyrim but every time you take damage you get teleported to a random location on the map. funny?
Every time he takes damage he gets teleported to Tahiti.
I would be in full support of human yogurt with a brand name of Dougurt.
I know here we solve problems that no one has, but something liked this happened to my uncle back in ‘07
“In a few moments they’ll forget about you, because they’re all dead”
burh, I'm pretty sure all mammals and there some make milk, we use cows and goats cuz they make the most and are basically the only cost efficient ones, why milk 10 dogs when you could milk one cow and get the same amount of milk for half the price?
PS: men can lactate under certain conditions, Dougert here we come...
I wouldn't even say it's that. I'd say it's more the issue of why we don't farm carnivorous animals in general, namely the fact that giving meat to an animal to turn into meat we eat is not efficient when we could just eat the meat we would've fed to the animal. Not to mention the thing I forget the name of where toxins concentrate more and more the higher up a food chain you go. Giving meat to an animal to turn into milk isn't cost effective, nutrients-wise.
@Zoomer Waffen Actually, cis men are able to lactate. They aren't wrong.
@Zoomer Waffen you do realize that having mammary glands (the things that make milk) is where the word mammals comes from?
if half only of a species had mammaries then that species would not be mammals
@@DanteTorn Dogs are omnivores.
@@billcipher1756 well then men arent mammals since the only reason men have nipples is because they used to be woman in the womb. meaning the natural state of a first starting man is a guy with no nipples.
So happy to see a new upload Doug!
This video made me genuinely cry out laughing. Bro, the D O G C H E E S E was just too good. Thank you Doug!
That's what I love about DougDoug videos, there's alwaya something chat says that ends up being the main thing 😂
Okay, so one of the reasons that we pretty much only make cheese with cow milk or goat milk is because every other creature's milk is inconsistent in flavour, so that even two cheese batches made the same way but from two different days milk, would have completely different tastes.
5:48 since when do the crabs laugh like Mr Krabs 🤣
5:26 - "...and then I sneak into the house with no one the wiser."
_Is clearly detected_
Yo the potato at 5:57 sounded like the beat to we will rock you by queen
Nothing's better than coming home after a long day and eating some Dougurt
short answer: technically
the milking meme during the explanation segment is like... the perfect juxtaposition and it makes it hilarious xD
DougDoug videos will always make me happier.
Also love how chat is still sad about divorce.
4:40, 4:46 Yes. These two messages are why I love Twitch chat.
The my wife divorced me bit feels a lot like a Jerma meme.
I sure hope it lasts, cus I love it.
7:47 “Ethically” farmed dog cheese
Thank you for all the laughs and amazing humor as always Doug. Hope you're doing well brother
Welcome to Doug Doug, where we solve problems that don’t exist.
Pissed my pants watching this thank you Doug very cool
@@abdulhfhd go back to Twitter, where you and your slob brothers belong
@@abdulhfhd no why?
@@abdulhfhd even if they did why would it matter?
@@abdulhfhd I don't care + not funny + ratio
@@abdulhfhd They're afraid and/or repulsed by things that are equal and/or similar?
Everyone needed this Doug thank you
3:48 "Why don't we eat dog cheese"
Apparently, dogs are inferior at both producing meat and milk...
(hence dog-related food products are always more expensive, don't ask how I know...)
nah it’s because since we domesticated them we share a lot of parasites and diseases with them
@@th3_r4t_k1ng (Let me remind you that literally all pork, chicken, beef, mutton, etc. we eat are from domesticated animals)
@@yty1941 oh yeah soz i was just repeating what another comment said
Man, my Google search history is full of weird ass ways to make different foods out of human milk. Not a thing I thought would happen but here we are, also I adore this mod
4:26 DougDoug this is the best fucking bit I've ever seen. The narration just struggling to keep the story is really funny.
I had a miserable evening, but seelng a new skyrim Video from dougdoug just changes everything
Video idea: If the ENEMY gets hit, a random enemy spawn
No, we saw how that went down towards the end there
Human cheese is prob the most ethic cheese you could do provided you got the harvestee consent
No one will notice if there is no one to notice
Seeing this as the first thing in my feed on TH-cam brightened my day
Can we All agree that most of the skyrim videos are funny af?
Yes we can :D
No, they are masterpieces sir
I haven't been this entertained on youtube in a very long time, great vid!
"Hit!"
1:23 Of course, because dead people can't think
3:11 *won*
While recovering from hurting my back yesterday this is a welcome video
Let's see how Diablo the Cheater's today's challenge goes.
3:37 Because milking stuff other than ungulates tends to be inefficient.
a dougdoug vid always makes my day better
smh can’t believe he was milking the bees :/
I didn't get to make it to the end of this stream, but I'm so happy my suggestion made it in 😁
Wait he uploaded
Stop u r violating the law!!
Lol
Love everyone of your Skyrim videos. Please keep doing those.
I burst laughing out loud re-watching the older skyrim ones. Thanks and keep it up :-)
Man: *stubs toe*
Some random dragon from 18.739 parallel universes over: *WHO HAS AWOKEN THEE FROM MY ETERNAL SLUMBER?!?*
Now THIS is how Skyrim was meant to be played.
I smell a snowball getting ever so slightly nudged off of a mountain
DougDoug videos are life. I can’t wait til his next one.
i wish i could lactate
-bell pepper man
cows and goats are cheaper to feed since they mostly just eat grass, and the other big thing is that in order to start lactating a mammal needs to have a baby first. (typically- im sure they've found ways around it but it's still important) and cows and goats only have 1-2 babies per pregnancy, while dogs, cats, hamsters, whatever other pet mammals can have 10+, which is a lot of new animals to take care of. So, in summary....
dog milk can't be feasible unless we also make puppy nuggets.
Do cows not need a LOT of grass, though?
The nostalgia from hearing Layton brothers music is amazing
Haven't even watched it, but I can't wait for the descent into chaos
My favorite thing with Doug's challanges are the one viewer making a joke and then Doug having to spend additional time to focus on that joke
7:09 - I can tell you're not a programmer. You made a fork bomb inside Skyrim, you madman!
Thank you for that perfect illustration of order N vs order N^2
finally reached the graduate class
so proud of this community
No fucking way. I got a cheese ad in the middle of the video
I got curios and apparently new york banned human cheese after finding out done dude was making cheese with his wife Breast milk
So Doug's thought process went like: "not cat milk > what if dog milk? > dog milk! > dog butter > dog yogurt > dogurt > dougurt! > I wish I could milk myself to make DougDougurt"
I remember being there on that stream, The Dog chesse bit went on for just under an hour