Guys I Just made a major discovery at 4:54 you hear this random guy called wizzy talk about rozzi and he says rizzo. Its probably just an accident and I know it's a longshot but we should look into this. Something seems stewy
@@jake3523 yes, and I have 750 hours in total, regardless of if together with others or on my own, can only imagine the hours they have put in, in total.
Technically you didn’t have a gallon of milk since gallon is a measurement unless you’re like lactose intolerant (or hate milk) and stuff you can drink a whole milk jug (probably)
Funniest RL video I’ve watched in a long time. Their team chemistry is hilarious 😂 the banter, the jokes, A++ wish I had teammates like this but I’d laugh so hard I would probably throw 😅
I prefer bumps way more theres something about a player being in play but no way to get to the ball cause ur an ass who bumped him or continues to bump him
I love that you included the stew breakdown. That’s the educational content I’m here for! Btw already said it on one of the other vids, but you’re awesome and you really held your own. Keep being you!
I have a theory, in the last game Rozzi says he “sucks at this game” meaning he probably isn’t on the roster of a good team, however he does talk about playing with jknaps, meaning there is only 1 player that isn’t good enough to be ON the roster good team but also play with Jknaps, Rozzi is the G2 sub Moses. Wizzy is almost impossible to figure out though, but there is one thing that gives him away, his car, the last player I remember seeing use the silver decal was the sock himself chausette45, which also explains the lag in the first game since he’s in EU
Sunless: "Im trash or im gonna get carried" Me: bro this guy doubts himself so much but hes acc insane. Sunless keep the great content up btw im a big fan
Real talk, it's amazing how good Rizzo and Sizz are. Neither of them are even trying, they're playing at the top 1% of the ranked playerbase, and their third's MMR is well below their opponents, and they're still winning easily.
“Am I actually lagg-idjdnjs-ing right now?”
Yep
r/beatmetoit
Something Studios r/beatmeattoit
@@themonia this isn't reddit
@@spynderMK I know, but it worked, judging by your comment. :)
Sunless sounds like the new guy in a friend group who never knows what to say.
Lmao fax
"hearty stew" lmao
Well it's just normal Sunless then?
Being in this position has to be the worst
Pros: banter
Me: I'm just happy to be here
Sunless: *touches the ball*
Sizz and rizzo: OOOOOOUIHAUEOHUIOEA
ikr lol
Their names r wizzy and rozzi but ok
B1ncs1 spongebob mating call
Adam Churchyard it is tho lol
Sunless thinks he slick
Sunless combined pro teammates with the SSG decal. He is invincible
Bro this is actually ssg lmao
Yessir
Dude to actually think it was ssg fr
It’s just rizzo and sizz you can here them say
Yes
“Should I turn my monitor on?” I actually fell out of my chair😂😂
Jake Dylan timestamp?
Roach Mud 6:03
1 year later this is still banging
“Why is this so easy with sunless. It was so much harder with musty”
RIP musty 2020
I took it as a dig at sunless that they were playijg lower ranked people
smokeysify 👀👀👀
Musty lost to silvers. That’s why
TimmyAye 7 silvers
Jonah Aragon ??? I’m saying sunless is better lol
that’s crazy, these guys sound just like sizz and rizzo. weird...
@@exaltz are you dumb or are u trying to be dumb
@@exaltz r/woooosh
That's cuz it's them
I thought that too, but im not sure why
genji the people replying to your comment saying it is them are braindead to the extreme
After playing close attention to wizzy and rozzi, I've decided that they were squishy and turbo undercover
Sky blue army
Harrison Hine funny one i laughed a lot
No its leth and musty with a voice over done by squishy and turbo
Which was then put through a voice changer
Seems about right
I honestly can't imagine Rizzo and Sizz being serious in competitive matches.
Since I dont know their voices I didnt know it was them until I saw this comment thx LOL
Ik right
I knew it was them lol cause he said sizz and ik Rizzo voice
whos sizz and rizzo? i only wozzi and rozzi
“HE STOLE MY BEANS BRO”
(seconds later)
“BRO HE STOLE BOTH MY BEANS”
3:53
I was flicking through the comments, and as I started reading this... it happened 😂😂
@@arrow1708 lol
@@luministriggersaint9890 you are huh?
@@Official.history wdym I'm not here
@@luministriggersaint9890 oh you deleted your comment lol
sunless is like a champ stuck in champ that's crazy
Damn
Are you a poet cause that was *deep*
@@nixonlouis7662 I'm 13 and this is deep
I’m a diamond stuck in champ
@@frankieturner2468 I'm 12 and these waters ain't shallow
The three carries of the top three teams of NA together on one team
G2, NRG, and SSG
lmao
didnt know moses was playing
@@gdoer3747 what do you mean bro moses is the star player
@@jugan170 oh my bad chief, was he coaching?
@@gdoer3747 I was just making a joke man
sunless listening to rizzo and sizz’s vocabulary and him just trying to say what they’re saying 🤣 I can’t lmao
Certified boomer trying to fit in 😭😭😭
Bro who’s Rizzo and sizz it’s wizzy and rozzi
Wow how could you disrespect wizzy and rozzi by assuming they are sizz and rizzo they are completely different ppl
Ok boomer
@@SunlessKhan its okay my boomer friend
RL Pro: "I suck at this game"
Me sitting in Plat: ...
Update: It took 2 months but I finally made it into Champ! Practice does pay off.
It's not a skill level, it's a mindset about constant improvement.
me crying in silver
Ha u noob
Haled Aburas same
I’m silver 3 shut it
These two are the equivalent of two surfer dudes who live to have fun but are still insane at what they do
Sunless: Going to take my placements seriously this season.
Also Sunless: Plays with the two pros that goof around the most in ranked.
Faxxxx
I mean they did it because they can handle the carry!
Coltic goofy pros are still pros
Hahahahaha hahaha this made me laugh waaaaaay harder than it should 😂😂😂😂
True
That guy Rozzi, he sounds exactly like Habibi
he kinda sounds like rizzo
Tru tru Habibi is a goat teir player.
@@reedsellers2769 No he sounds way more like Habibi
nazbol gang now that you say that I think you’re right
nazbol gang but it’s rizzo tho 😂
when sizz said “should i turn my monitor on?” after winning holy shit
who's sizz?
@@epicduck245 idek
@@epicduck245 Wizzy
That was Rizzo and sizz
"Honestly it really isn't even close, should I turn my monitor on?" 😂
that team chemistry they got is amazing, SO MANY HOURS TOGETHER
"you probably don't even know who they are"
"OH RIZZO IS THE COP" 😂😂
Lol who are these *NO NAMES*
u should have brought Firm muffin smh.
Nah firm cake
Firm Muffin? Fuck that dude, he should have brought squishing muppets.
Firm muffin is overrated imo. Astn is the real goat
In my opinion peaceful grizzly or yu-gi-oh are the best
What about mimic, pureG and vegetabley
Guys I Just made a major discovery at 4:54 you hear this random guy called wizzy talk about rozzi and he says rizzo. Its probably just an accident and I know it's a longshot but we should look into this. Something seems stewy
Nah it was probably just an accident
Also at 7:30 rozzi calls wizzi sizz 🤔
@@nathancoren4319 Nice Spot Man! I Guess they are both exposed now
@@xority9827 Ye the chances are it was but you never know?😂
"You'll probably never recognise the pro players anyway." *Proceeds to play with Sizz and Rizzo*.
Sunless didn't include in his version that he says "It was a suppose to be a pass." After that first goal. Hahaha
Wizzy and Rozzi sound a lot like sizz and rizzo....
Nah, what am I thinking
Get me to 10,000 subscribers guarantee someone will call you dumb
They're also as good as them, how strange...
Sizz made his name wizzy before when he was going undercover in ranked
Same
Get me to 10,000 subscribers
Dude what are talking about? They sound nothing alike
i love how sunless was trying his balls off when rozzi and wizzy were just trying to freestyle xD
CJ difference in skill
@@xdragonflame6563 No way!
CJ wizzy and rozzi😂
CJ you mean rizzo and sizz
Colton Schall who?
"You're not gonna recognize these pros..."
*Wizzy and Rozzi start talking*
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
NoThisIsPatrik it's the other way around, they had us in the first half, not gonna loe
@@mariogaztambide8603 not gonna lie, had me in the first half
Sizz and Rizzo tho
Wdym I don’t understand wizzy and Rozzi are some unknown rl players
Yes took me a minute to reqonize rizzo
Sunless: "You're not gonna recognize these pros..."
Me: Oh okay.... New pros I guess
Them: Yo hey
Me again: Wow it's Rizzo and sizz
It took me way too long to realize that "wizzy" and "rozzi" are just sizz and Rizzo.
no they arent?
@@nullify9677 good bait
Who?
I just relized that there is no pro called wizzy n rozzi
It was ez to tell cuz of sizzs laugh
RLCS Season 24 GF: OH HE'S PUT THE POTATOES IN THE BOWL AND CHOPPED EM UP, HE'S GOT EM IN THE STEW NOW!
6:00 “undefeated, pretty easily i might add.” “SH-SHOULD I TURN MY MONITOR ON” i’m so weak
Mohamed Ouali had me dying haha
daaaammmnnn the new way to say "I can beat you blindfolded!"
7:39 close your eyes and listen
Mayhem164 - oh god no
"Ooooooh oh baby oh ... Served on a platter" lmao
“Finally”
8:04-8:13 "Place me boys!" "Really? Where did you finish?" Well, was funny to my twisted mind.
Sunless: You’re not gonna recognize these pros
Sizz: *tea kettle laugh*
Me: 🧐
Casually says “oh well we do have over 5,000 hours together”🤣
He said 1000
I feel like I play a lot and I have 750 hours total
@@vipersorc they meant they have over 1k hours playing together as a team.
@@jake3523 yes, and I have 750 hours in total, regardless of if together with others or on my own, can only imagine the hours they have put in, in total.
And theres only around 8000 hours in a year
Sunless: *uploads*
Jon: *uploads*
Rizzo: *uploads*
Lethamyr: *uploads*
Sizz: *uploads*
Me: THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN LAST WEEK
lol
And 3 other people that I'm subscribed to too.
Sunless Jon Rizzo Leth Sizz
And Sizz
NeatMike: uplo...oh, never mind.
8:11 Sunless cut it when Rizzo asked what rank he had last season 💀
"Imagine a lifesize gallon of milk"
So- so.... a gallon of milk?
Edit: Thank you guys SO much for the likes! This is the most likes I've ever gotten!
y e s
No, a life size gallon
@@bppg still a gallon of milk
Technically you didn’t have a gallon of milk since gallon is a measurement unless you’re like lactose intolerant (or hate milk) and stuff you can drink a whole milk jug (probably)
No you’re not understanding a life size gallon of milk
I just started playing and my friends are the only reason I downloaded it, they're chams and this is how I feel
Chams?..
Funniest RL video I’ve watched in a long time. Their team chemistry is hilarious 😂 the banter, the jokes, A++ wish I had teammates like this but I’d laugh so hard I would probably throw 😅
Top 10 most important callouts:
Number 1: 4:34 "I'm own-goaling"
“whenever I don’t know what to do I just go for demos” sunless khan
95% of rocket league players
I prefer bumps way more theres something about a player being in play but no way to get to the ball cause ur an ass who bumped him or continues to bump him
@@allmight8127 true, lots of bumps is worse than one demo
this video is just showing three bros enjoying a game of rocket league. a rare occurrence.
This will forever be a classic. I always wonder what ever happened to Rozzi and Wizzy. They had real potential at the pro level.
“Yeah so guys basically I’ve gone from being stuck in champ 2 to holding GC pretty steady.”
*queues with 2 pros to get next season’s rank*
6:04 “Should I turn my monitor on” 😂
I love how you pick sizz and rizzo, the most meme pros in rocket league to help his placement matches lmao
@Mohamed Hassan Abu hussein sizz is a former pro so
Dumbass, he played with Rozzi and wizzy
@@anthonycox1623 ikr smh
9:48 "Aw I suck at this game" *says a professional player*
Sizz(Wizzy) literally couldn't touch the ball and yelled: "Oh,I can't...oh..o"
🤣🤣I fainted
I love that you included the stew breakdown. That’s the educational content I’m here for! Btw already said it on one of the other vids, but you’re awesome and you really held your own. Keep being you!
Apparently Rozzi and Wizzy don’t have youtubes, cause the yt links in the description are to Sizz and Rizzo...
Must be a glitch in the matrix
Fishing for a r/woosh
i thought it was sizz and leth
4:30 wait sizz goes I thought that was wizzy. My mind has been absolutely blown
8:08 sunless: misses boost completely Also sunless: I’ll probably be a champ 1
I love how Sunless claims to be carried but held his own pretty well across all 4 matches
1:28 me when my mom says I have to bring in the shopping with her.
I have a theory, in the last game Rozzi says he “sucks at this game” meaning he probably isn’t on the roster of a good team, however he does talk about playing with jknaps, meaning there is only 1 player that isn’t good enough to be ON the roster good team but also play with Jknaps, Rozzi is the G2 sub Moses. Wizzy is almost impossible to figure out though, but there is one thing that gives him away, his car, the last player I remember seeing use the silver decal was the sock himself chausette45, which also explains the lag in the first game since he’s in EU
You my man are a genius
dude its rizzo and sizz
@@toastyboi4435 no really? you must be sherlock holmes
I’m being sarcastic idiots
At 4:54, and 7:29 a few accidents reveal them as rizzo and sizz so epic
Man, it took me a good 3 minutes to realise that not only they sounded like Rizzo and Sizz but that they actually were them!!
Adelpha it was oveise
Adelpha right when I saw Wizzy and Rozzi I knew it was them lol
what are u guys talking about, that was wizzy and rozzi, not sizz and rizzo
Planegod ya of course but he could’ve got firm muffins and energy juice tin
Ya wizzy and rozzi rnt sizz and Rizzo... what r u talking about
Lol I just love how Rizzo and lizzy laughing their head off while sunless khan fake laughing
And not one genuinely witty thing was uttered
Ball: strange bounce
Every pro ever: *oh my!*
"You know how hard it was when we played with Musty? Why is this so easy?"
Ouch. Felt that one all the way over here.
Yes! Finally Sunless you collabed with Rozzi my favorite rl youtuber
4:55 ''wizzy'' says rizzo instead of rozzi
Rozzi even calls wizzy sizz
Suspicious
I noticed that too
He said it again at 4:29
This breaks my heart
Sunless:presses jump
Sizz and Rizzo: WTF SUNLESS OEOEOOEOOHOOOAOAOAOAOAOO
Pros in RLCS: THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!!
Pros in sunless channel: hmm stew good
Love seeing sunless helping out lower level players with their placement 🙌🙌
"Some people are going to think I got carried"
You got sizz and rizzo as your carry I think you made it harder to win than solo queueing
i think you mean rozzi and wizzy
@@bunchcrunch1155 ikr who's sizz and Rizzo?
They might mess around a lot but no, they’re way better than what you can get solo queueing even while they’re messing around
@@xronosxronos6688 wait really? I thought pro players were worse than randoms. And here I was doubting it 🤭
Me: Looks on Liquipedia to see if they're there before hearing them
Me after hearing them: "I'm a damn fool."
Sunless: "Im trash or im gonna get carried"
Me: bro this guy doubts himself so much but hes acc insane.
Sunless keep the great content up btw im a big fan
When a pro says he sucks at this game you really start to question your ability lol.
4:30 Rozzi and Wizzy are talking about some guys named "Rizzo and Sizz", any idea who these are? I'm pretty curious.
same dude
Eidam GD I think they used to be some pretty small pro players back in season 1 but I’m not sure.
I'm almost sure they're stew
check this out BRO no they are korean bbq lol
Stew flavours
7:16 You should know that SIZZ GOES smh.
Who dat
6:46 Sizz’s laugh sounds like a broken recorder 😂😂😂
I think you meant to say wizzy, because sizz was definitely not there...
TastySmarties 4 that is the pro sizz
@@cardu_ it's called sarcasm
TastySmarties 4 you can make it more obvious uk
@@cardu_ are you trying to tell me I'm from the uk now
Alternative title: Sunless gets carried for 11 minutes and 8 seconds
"You're not going to recognise these pros"
.
.
@10:30 "So they just see you jumping and Rizzo comes out of nowhere"
4:32 "i know the rule SIZZ go"
6:07 he says “rizzos the cop”😂
6:00 is no one going to talk about him leveling up to elite
"You're not gonna recognize these pros..."
4:29 Sizz "Rozzi" : "sorry Rizzo"
4:32 Rozzi: “its ok i know the rules SIZZ goes” Its sizz
and ”wizzy” called rozzi rizzo multiple times
they're slowly turning you into jon 2.0
Sunless literally scores a goal
Rozzi and wizzy: yoooo SUNLESS?!
I’m surprised that you kept up those nicknames for so long. Really thought you were going to admit that it was scrub killer and squishy
Yeah. It's so easy to tell! At first it was hard but then I noticed they were so similar to Squishy and scrub
Dude its clearly alpha and turbo
I feel like they were laughing and sunless was trying his best to fit in🤣
I love how sunless is “trying to hide it” by using the fake names but rizzo and sizz just refer to each other with their real names
If he was trying to hide it he wouldn’t link there TH-cam channels in the description lmao
4:31 sizz calls “rozzi” Rizzo busted
6:42 after sizz missed the shot he sounds like a kettle when he laughs 💀
You’re making me miss my rizzle, sizzle, jizzle videos
plot twist: it was all sunless. sunless carrying sunless carrying sunless playing for sunless
SunlessKhan: What happens if you play your placement matches with Rocket League pro players?
Me: you win
Imagine being so good to actually make rl pros play with you(also sunless I love you say it back😘)
Rizzo and sizz paid sunless to carry them
@@thejourneyofwhat you mean rozzy and wizzy
Melon Man ikr😂
Last time I was this early people didn’t know quarantine was everyday life
Real talk, it's amazing how good Rizzo and Sizz are. Neither of them are even trying, they're playing at the top 1% of the ranked playerbase, and their third's MMR is well below their opponents, and they're still winning easily.
PLAY WITH THESE GUYS MORE PLEASE idk how i missed this video
Can we please start a petition to get your face as a decal and just plaster it dead center on the windshield? This would be so funny ahahahahaha
Me: Actually thinking Wizzy and Rozzi were real pros
Me at the end of the video: realizing wizzy is sizz and rozzi is rizzo smh
The end of the video really?
Sunless doesn’t know any of Rizzo and Sizz’s slang so he seems so out of place
Me: watches this video, get motivated to play bc I’m watching gc’s. Plays one match realised that I’m shit and go of for the day
Relatable
6:04 amazing line holy cow 😂
i love sunless and how he doesnt give 2 shits wht ppl think yet ppl still call him bad even though they are plat 1 and scored 3 air dribbles