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  • @ChristopherMikrowelle
    @ChristopherMikrowelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    0:00 Now we know why Hikaru is so successful with the ladies. Noone would ever reject him with that pick up line.

    • @julseu_lol
      @julseu_lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Stockfish instantly evaluates that as mate in 1 whatever move the ladies do. It's inevitable.

    • @danielb4560
      @danielb4560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      except he blunders miserably and leaves his piece hanging with no hope for mating

    • @isaki4869
      @isaki4869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and I hope his queen not get sacs for the content

    • @aayushsharma8170
      @aayushsharma8170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@isaki4869 xd

    • @aayushsharma8170
      @aayushsharma8170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@julseu_lol lul

  • @ashuinsharma9102
    @ashuinsharma9102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Hans is the oldest Teenager ive ever seen in my life.

    • @jakew4829
      @jakew4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stress, I heard he moved out since 16

    • @chipchipperson3683
      @chipchipperson3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe your perception is conditioned because you usually look at a lot of young looking teens. Like A LOT.

    • @hashcr2
      @hashcr2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@chipchipperson3683 yes.. im not an expert in teens thankfully..

    • @oliverboii7034
      @oliverboii7034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chipchipperson3683 lol, no he doesn't

    • @oliverboii7034
      @oliverboii7034 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakew4829 yeah, i did too.

  • @betterthanyou3465
    @betterthanyou3465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    the community did not let hans catch a break lmfaoooo 💀💀

    • @orlagskapten9829
      @orlagskapten9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      kinda his own fault for being so cocky

    • @milesgreenwood5036
      @milesgreenwood5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And we thought this was bad lmfao

    • @nateb188
      @nateb188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milesgreenwood5036 and it got worse 😂😭

  • @zwischenzug910
    @zwischenzug910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    omg the most hilarious into in Hikaru's career

    • @nivnavion
      @nivnavion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bong cloud intro for me

    • @harshuppal928
      @harshuppal928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Into into

    • @joeyblogsy
      @joeyblogsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      into?

    • @nivnavion
      @nivnavion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Henry-yf2np on the original comment instead of intro

  • @Mrpopperer
    @Mrpopperer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    0:04 That's how Hikaru practises his back rank mate in real life

  • @dracandros
    @dracandros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Hikaru goes deep into every opening 💜😘

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      OH MY GOD 😂

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      apparently, so did hans

    • @kav1312
      @kav1312 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parzingtheasianOh god,

    • @theempires5
      @theempires5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@parzingtheasianDepends on which opening

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theempires5 the chess opening

  • @wosjam9427
    @wosjam9427 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I actually thought the first clip was a deep fake because I never knew Hikaru would ever do something like that

  • @NimbleDeathVr
    @NimbleDeathVr ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:00 and he sacrafices, HIS DIGNITTYYYYY

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I'm super impressed Hikaru was able to read that number that quickly.

    • @RonPaul42069
      @RonPaul42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which number?

    • @anotherlover6954
      @anotherlover6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RonPaul42069 The big one. I'd have to watch it again.

    • @Jeremo-FD
      @Jeremo-FD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 10+billion number

    • @The101damnations
      @The101damnations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You shouldn't be? Count 3 digits at a time from the left, 9 digits, so 318 million. Then you count another digit, billion, another digit, 10 billion.

    • @anotherlover6954
      @anotherlover6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The101damnations Yeah I can count to three 4 times over, minus one, and figure out if it's trillions or whatever. But I can't do it instantly like Hikaru did, see?

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Good one, let's keep scrolling."
    "Thank you for that, thank you."
    "Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time."

  • @_Nomen_Nescio_
    @_Nomen_Nescio_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    04:25 is the most amazing thing that I saw this week. what a move, what a position. wow... im shocked, thats brutal!

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you explain me what happened?

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pls

    • @maccap4598
      @maccap4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Vea800 White has no moves but to take the queen. Once queen is taken its stalemate. King can't move up because of the pawn and thus has no waiting moves.

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maccap4598 Thanks, man! I apreciate it.

    • @philipmorse-fortier5499
      @philipmorse-fortier5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Vea800 White's queen is pinned to the King, and the only other square next to the queen is attacked by black's pawn, so White must either move the King away from the queen, losing the queen and the game, or move the Queen on the diagonal towards the black Queen. If white doesn't take, black takes and wins, if white DOES take, it's stalemate as the black King will not be attacked and black will have no legal moves. White went from a winning position to at best a draw.

  • @antkid7xd363
    @antkid7xd363 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Them: “players won’t have much time to think as they need to hold their breaths while looking at the board”
    Hikaru: memorises the entire board, calculates all possible moves, goes back down and plays his move in one second and stockfish says it’s brilliant.

  • @MaharshiRay
    @MaharshiRay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The video starts with 'Hey girl' which my google assistant interprets as 'hey google' and then she replies to Hikaru XD

  • @TheShobhit147
    @TheShobhit147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No Hans were harmed in the making of this video

  • @ChristopherMikrowelle
    @ChristopherMikrowelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Who is Hikaru? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

    • @DeadSezSo
      @DeadSezSo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Dang, must suck to be blind, hungry, sick, lonely, sad, imprisoned AND poor all at once

    • @vedanggggg
      @vedanggggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@DeadSezSo life of a chess player:(

    • @DuBLD33
      @DuBLD33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need to sourc this one! Who is Dabuz? To the blind, he is dalight. To the hungry, he is dabre@d. For the sick, he's dacure.

    • @123-.-
      @123-.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂least obsessed hikaru fanboy:

    • @galleskovar6942
      @galleskovar6942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is Jesus Christ? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

  • @viktorgoa
    @viktorgoa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    start: Hikaru's intro
    end of video: +3 Million subs (99% women)

  • @AyushAyan-zh7bq
    @AyushAyan-zh7bq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:30 pointless painting. C'mon it wasn't pointless Hikaru.😭😭😂

  • @sleeponthefloor9622
    @sleeponthefloor9622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Okay, the Billie Eilish one has me convinced Hikaru is an alien. How the hell does a human remember that line, much less the details behind it.

    • @akawojo
      @akawojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      once the kingside pawns have started rolling, you get the classic pawn chain and the knight sacrifice ...Nxe4!! Hikaru played against Gelfand, is a fairly well known theme in this KID line. I remember this very nice game by Hikaru also quite well....it was played in Amsterdam if I'm not wrong. it's in my King's Indian analysis file. nothing too alien about having a phantastic memory.

    • @sleeponthefloor9622
      @sleeponthefloor9622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akawojo Thanks for that. But I'm a noob to the game. So, he's an alien. And perhaps you are too :) I really do admire all of you that have taken the game to such levels.

    • @Thanos-hp1mw
      @Thanos-hp1mw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a popular game tho

  • @bruh9702
    @bruh9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    did he just call Canada canadia 😭😭😭😭

    • @brianweld
      @brianweld ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The most mild disrespect towards our neighbors.

    • @yourself9525
      @yourself9525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      could've said canadiana and it would all be fine

    • @TheogDRIPWALKER1990
      @TheogDRIPWALKER1990 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omawamosindiru.
      NANI!

    • @MorningNapalm
      @MorningNapalm ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, one of only two touching neighbours, longest undefended border in the world, but apparently that wasn't good enough :) Oh America, you so silly.

    • @Itz_Phrog
      @Itz_Phrog 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      canadia is wild

  • @Rabarbaraaa
    @Rabarbaraaa ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:22
    As always top notch geography from the Americans.
    Canadia…

  • @naoufel4441
    @naoufel4441 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:15 imaging wining because your opponent run out of breath

  • @ricardofujii249
    @ricardofujii249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pool chess must be much more difficult to play, considering that both kings already started in drowned positions.

    • @filyboy7
      @filyboy7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was that joke translated from another language or something? because in english that made no sense

    • @ricardofujii249
      @ricardofujii249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@filyboy7 Yes, I guess you are right, in English, I guess it's called stalemate, I am not sure, but the term stalemate is more about the general situation itself, not about the king precisely. In Brazil, when this happens, we call a drowned king. In modern chess means a draw, but old chess considered winning by placing the enemy king in that position.

    • @filyboy7
      @filyboy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricardofujii249 ok yeah because in english there is no such thing as 'drowned king' in chess

  • @Ultimate_Brader
    @Ultimate_Brader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @3:14 this joke is like a Bongcloud opening but got checked mated in 3 moves 😂

  • @noahstoner851
    @noahstoner851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Represents Canadia”

  • @soniablanche5672
    @soniablanche5672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The strongest piece in shogi is called "Ryuou" or Dragon King in english. It moves like a rook + king

    • @mdzaidshaikh1863
      @mdzaidshaikh1863 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it can travel anywhere like rook but only 1 square cross ???

    • @soniablanche5672
      @soniablanche5672 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mdzaidshaikh1863 yes, the rook promotes into it. The bishop also promotes to a piece that gets king movement on top of the bishop movement.

  • @GGJiaJia
    @GGJiaJia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hikaru looks somewhat worried toward the end of his pickup line delivery lol

  • @jesustejeda6404
    @jesustejeda6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't believe it's canon that Billie eilish made hikaru's career happen.

  • @wesamnadir665
    @wesamnadir665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wtf is that opening
    U sure got me with that theory pick-up line i was lost on move one

    • @xevino833
      @xevino833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the playboy gambit

  • @iamalive2826
    @iamalive2826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:00 this seems so clear and straightforward yet in coded language

  • @themawnster7191
    @themawnster7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:45 I think that's the pawn getting ready to promote to a queen?

  • @awesmoke4014
    @awesmoke4014 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That opening was awesome! 😂😂

  • @con_el_maestro3544
    @con_el_maestro3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy macaroni, this video has the most aggressive intro I've ever seen 🤣

  • @UglyApprentice
    @UglyApprentice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:23 and 8:51 Daddy Hikaru finally noticed my memes and it feels like my birthday

    • @cube-nite
      @cube-nite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both are good memes, so good job!

    • @Saitawa
      @Saitawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish my birthdays were happy as you are

  • @BobChess
    @BobChess ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:00 What happen to you Hikaru

  • @johnnyblackrants7625
    @johnnyblackrants7625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bullet game. One breath. You breathe before checkmate, it counts as flagging. Now that would be sick.

  • @turbo8628
    @turbo8628 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You never want to time out in chess, but its worse in dive chess

  • @SoloTURK11
    @SoloTURK11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:33 WOAH HIKARU WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT

  • @f4irlyN04
    @f4irlyN04 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was scrolling on TH-cam and I came across this Video,I click on it and the first thing I saw was Hikaru saying that pick up line...I'm still in shock lol. Ladies,Get ready to fall on your knees cuz Y'all know Hikaru's gonna win your hearts ! ;)
    P.s hikaru is a goat.

  • @PHeMoX
    @PHeMoX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:00 They turned chess into an _actual_ sport it seems hahahha.

    • @purplehaze4942
      @purplehaze4942 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean table tenis is a sport, golf is a sport, crochet too. and those are just the average past time like chess.

  • @Jeremo-FD
    @Jeremo-FD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:21 I was literally thinking about this myself just last week. It weirds me out so much to see it in real life immediately, but I'm so glad that underwater chess exists

  • @tony711fz1
    @tony711fz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why i subbed to ur channel i didnt know u play Chess as well, Hikaru MG

  • @ColdAndBrew
    @ColdAndBrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Tom and Jerry meme was A1😂

  • @kaykayesJr
    @kaykayesJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hikaru obviously being the chess player at the school doesn’t make me the most popular but coming home and watching your videos make my week

  • @daveedsactualwifedaveeddig1446
    @daveedsactualwifedaveeddig1446 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOAMING IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE OF 0:00 HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ismailyazici19
    @ismailyazici19 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:50 Hello from Bursa, Turkey!

  • @fasthands6403
    @fasthands6403 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:24 aint no way he just said "Canadia"

  • @laeb08
    @laeb08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hikaru during that intro... LMFAO

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:55 is actually pretty funny. Almost a queen.

  • @AminMaleki123
    @AminMaleki123 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:23 Canadia 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meganfoxreal4964
    @meganfoxreal4964 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:54 In passing opening:Astley variation

  • @toversnoleu8769
    @toversnoleu8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BWHAHAHA omfg! that intro! 🤣🥰

  • @anikethanasagar
    @anikethanasagar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why does the auto captions say mastrubator at 3:21 😭😭

  • @cho4d
    @cho4d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    had the audio at 0.8 speed for the intro. was quite the unnerving experience.

  • @urosradojevic0916
    @urosradojevic0916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:00 Had me spiting out my food

  • @PerfectSense77
    @PerfectSense77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:21 Classic XQC moment there haha.

  • @tara2769
    @tara2769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wtf did Hikaru use that pickup line, ladies better know some chess.

  • @legueu
    @legueu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know he can recall games instantly, but I get surprised every time anyway. Why ask Stockfish about chess, when Hikaru is just quicker?

  • @lockdowndb4863
    @lockdowndb4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    World Diving Chess Championship, 1 +2 bullet, if you pass out you lose. I would definitely skip school to watch that

  • @ananya8201
    @ananya8201 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    intro never gets old..so GOATED

  • @Jeremo-FD
    @Jeremo-FD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a 900 player so I had to pause and examine this for a minute or two. That position is gruesome. In this scenario white would be better taking the stalemate it seems.

  • @DylanX0
    @DylanX0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did not just see that intro. Naka isn’t real he’s a lizard

  • @sada0101
    @sada0101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    04:25 It's Beautiful I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now

  • @jerryy147
    @jerryy147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:53 "not for retail sale"

  • @pushingyourownagenda9889
    @pushingyourownagenda9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow...this one is my favourite reddit react... everything from Hans ,intro,and bortnyk s twinks XD...
    Wow...16 mins of gold

  • @coreydhughes
    @coreydhughes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Want to come back to my place and hit the bongcloud?

  • @Obi-WanKannabis
    @Obi-WanKannabis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wanna see a tournament of super gms playing diving chess now.

  • @tyler71717
    @tyler71717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He should have said: "we aren't rook stars".
    ;)

  • @nhikiya5967
    @nhikiya5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the beg and end of video😂😂👍

  • @manchesterunited7096
    @manchesterunited7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    is it just me or did he say canadia?🤣

  • @mmkanashiro
    @mmkanashiro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:28 took me some time to understand... how tf someone find this moves

  • @railspony
    @railspony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahahaha the Putin Attack with the long table!

  • @AnubhabLeo
    @AnubhabLeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brooooo the intro 💀💀

  • @anomalyp8584
    @anomalyp8584 ปีที่แล้ว

    "that aged badly"...wait...what?!

  • @miljann98
    @miljann98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah the Rizen Threadripper processor is the best...

  • @anderyoutube8506
    @anderyoutube8506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    damn the intro 🥵

  • @eureemarquez6911
    @eureemarquez6911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:25 Flirty hikaru lol

  • @Pencilz69
    @Pencilz69 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:24 Did he just say cadaidia

  • @monkerud2108
    @monkerud2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tom and jerry meme was definitely 2700 humor

  • @-_Nuke_-
    @-_Nuke_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    00:00 Naka is probably still a virgin :/
    xD

  • @bnk241
    @bnk241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video speaks for itself

  • @_flaksius_
    @_flaksius_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They might not be rock stars, but they are rook stars

  • @yusefma112
    @yusefma112 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:45 is that kibeh lol

  • @pscharnett
    @pscharnett 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're right. Chess players aren't rock stars. They're rook stars.

  • @aidenorielly4556
    @aidenorielly4556 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:22 Bro pronounce Canada Kenadia

  • @tzachik8963
    @tzachik8963 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:24 Canadia??

  • @ahmedkeraani597
    @ahmedkeraani597 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:22 bro did not say canadia

  • @valdry313
    @valdry313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro 💀

  • @user-ii2jo4nh4j
    @user-ii2jo4nh4j ปีที่แล้ว

    Was caught off guard with the intro

  • @vishwesha654
    @vishwesha654 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayo what is wrong with ethe captions at 3:28

  • @hikabongnakacloud4944
    @hikabongnakacloud4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason Hikaru doesn’t get married.

  • @pathikghugare
    @pathikghugare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That intro
    Fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bridshh2100
    @bridshh2100 ปีที่แล้ว

    where tf is Canadia 3:20

  • @litwin2288
    @litwin2288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hikaru's rizz is soo underrated

  • @nivnavion
    @nivnavion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hikaru a sigma for that intro

  • @robirt
    @robirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00

  • @wingdinggaster6737
    @wingdinggaster6737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Canadia" is my favourite country

  • @adfadf32342
    @adfadf32342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    69 gifted ... the real MVP!

  • @anix9905
    @anix9905 ปีที่แล้ว

    that intro KILL MEEE

  • @jaskiniamestwa
    @jaskiniamestwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's a good but pointless painting". ?

  • @Kylo04
    @Kylo04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this uh... this did not age well