The Truth About Women's History Month
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- People have been asking me since the first week of March to make a statement about Women's History Month... So, I felt it was time I spoke out.
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Wow, I learned so much about women from this video that I figure I can safely sit out next Women’s History Month! Thanks Molly!
yeah, and she's pretty funny too. for a woman
As a man, I hoped Joel would have done a cameo in this video to help a waman out during her special month. Disappointing...
@Mekehl fun fact: men can interact with women platonically!
@Mekehl Do you say the same thi ng in the comments of all of Joel's other friends' videos? Or is it fine because he isn't trying to get with any of them and is just trying to boost their videos out of friendship?
@Mekehl who's to say he isn't already?
Or ya know, the big G A E
I wanna respect women for a few days now!
yo wassup (in a really quiet voice)
3.8% of women? That's almost all of us!
it is really a lot
There's dozens of us!
I'm glad she's not afraid of me but I'm absolutely terrified of her
Yeah? Well I'm not... I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER. I'M REALLY NOT AFRAID.
I'm not afraid. (I'm just... I'm just not, okay? I'm not afraid. I'm... ... stop looking at me. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not afraid...)
WHAT WAS THAT? WAS THAT HER? WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!
She's not behind me! She's behind you right now, not me! I checked! I'M FINE!
Oh, c’mon guys. What’s there to be afraid of. All she could do is get you fired from your job by filing false sexual harassment claims (or true ones - who can tell the difference anymore?), make you a social pariah by accusing you of statutory rape from having sex with her before she turned 18 (or 16 in some states - but most people don’t make that distinction anyway) or have you put away for 20 to life for rape - depending on how good an actress she is. The facts of the case don’t matter - feelings trump facts any day.
Or if you let her move in with you, she could physically abuse you and call the cops who’ll arrest you automatically regardless of the bruises and scratches and the puncture wounds she gave you or the knife wound in your chest with her holding the bloody knife to keep you at bay; give her your house and car; give her sole custody of your kids and force you to pay child support even though you have no access to them; and totally make your life a living hell - you’ll be begging for that 20 to life before long. Or just file for divorce (in the right state you don’t even need to be married) and take half of all your stuff anyway. As long as you’re white and well-off.
She’s just a harmless, fragile women who every man takes advantage of (obviously because of all the charges she makes). What’s there to be afraid of?
Besides, what a thot!
@@IamBHM You’re the everyman on this channel lol
I really like your documentary series about not well known species such as women and platypus! I hope you cover fictional species too eventually, like Australians or tomatoes!
My favourite one was rats, but women come a close second
I think it's really nice that a woman left a note reminding you to take a vacation, you deserve it!
I'm still in suspense about the #1 most respected gender. But I'm glad to hear that women are moving up in the rankings!
I think it maybe is men? I know unlikely but I think still it maybe could be?
@@ReadyMindsetGo Possibly but I don't want to assume
It's obviously transgender women because they win all of the women's sports competitions and what is more important than that?
Im sorry Molly I wish I could tell you how to use a tampon but I, like 97% of your audience, am a male and have no idea what a tampon or even what hygiene is. Take care!
whats higyene means?
is that a womans thing, right???
They are great for internal hemorrhoids!
I think they're for nosebleeds
I know how to apply a tampon, but I'm not telling, because I have test anxiety, & I'm afraid of being judged.
I usually soak them in vodka and shove them up my ass. That's what they're made for, right?
Damn, guys, she's not afraid. The mission's been compromised. Pack it up.
mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
@@Blox117 Tomorrow, and the next day, yep. Hegemony fukken rules
because of the Shaken Baby Syndrome ...
Thank you for being a woman Molly! I’ve learned so much of your experiences from this documentary
How's that big beanbag chair treating you?
I've learned so much about rats, platypusses, and now women thanks to you. Truly an expert in your field.
Women 👍🏻
am iright?!
On the use of tampons....
You insert the applicator into the bullet holes and depress the plunger. This will stop the bleeding until you decide to stop drinking and go the the emergency room. Side note tampons don't work for shotgun holes, you need the extra absorbent mega pads for that...
Thank the heavens that you posted this during Women's history month so i could digest the information properly, as my male craniumfiller is incapable of absorbing any information that is unrelated to barbecuing and/or loud noises during the rest of the year. Thanks Molly for providing this excellent service!
I'm one of the 3.9 cents of women and I learned something about myself today and it's that my own uncle doesn't care about lady history week
I dont know how to use tampon.
Mom doesn't want to teach me, she just keeps yelling at me:
Mark you are male!
thats sexist (╬▔皿▔)╯
We had an elderly neighbor named Earlene. Her father wanted and expected a boy, and refused to consider names other than Earl. Great video, again.
how's your brother Earl doing? hope he rehab'd successfully
least misogynistic boomers parents
Thank you for mattering this month.
I love the outdoor looking sets. They look so realistic.
I’ve been getting really good at green screening and special effects!
This series really helps me choose my next pet. Thanks!
I think women are ok but I'm glad they only get one month a year. I feel like pushing for more is pretty greedy and honestly, who would really want that?
They already get one week a month, why do they need a whole month every year?
@@nickcarroll8565 Because you never know which week until it comes.
"women won't matter again for another 11 months"
Brutal, reminds me of valentines day but it's been 6 years now :(
I thought women came with tampons built in. Thanks Molly!
Fun fact: Women's History Month is in March so that on April 1st we can finally say "April fools! We don't actually care"
really? Wow that's so funny James
@@gio.romero It is funny, because it is! Laugh, f∆cker! 😂
Someone posted this video on Reddit. Someone else linked the original here in TH-cam in the comments, so I watched the whole thing again, so that you'd get credit for the view. ❤
Gave you a like too. Women gotta support women.
I'm in a work meeting so I can't watch it yet, but you already know it's an instant molly CLASSIC
There will be instructions in the box including a scandalous line drawing.
Far too cryptic!!! Should have a qr code linking to an helpful instructional video!
Molly: Did you know that women breathe through their skin?
Hideo Kojima: (Designing Quiet) you guys are gonna feel real stupid when you find out why Quiet is half naked.
Me: Damn he really got me.
Women seem really cool. Thanks for sharing!
They're honestly great. Almost human! It's incredible.
That's just what they want you to think
I learned so much today. Can't wait to learn more about new things in your next presentation!
It's shocking that no one ever before taught me that Teddy Roosevelt, the esteemed inventor of the Teddy Bear™, ALSO INVENTED LIGHTBULBS! I have to tell the fan club!
Thanks for the reminder that Women's History Month is a very important month for history of some things.
Incredible. In less than 3 minutes I learned why I should respect women! Thanks goodlongmolly
I watched and commented from two of my eight accounts to support women but if it was April I wouldn't do it I'd ask my secretary/chef to do it
I asked a good friend who is a medic how to use tampons on your behalf. From what I understand when your friend gets shot in Iraq you take out the tampon and stuff it in the bullet hole. Sounds like as long as you don't go to Iraq you shouldn't need to use any. Hope this helps!
"I WANT A SON!!" has me in dying laughing. liked and subscribed. absolutely hilarious stuff!
Thanks for shedding some light on the enigma. Seems like March just flies by. Looking forward to next year so I can respect women once again.
The top careers should have included grade school teacher instead of Chef lol
Today I found out Theodore Roosevelt invented the light bulb take that Thomas! Edison , Joseph swan!
You're a comedy genius and I can't wait to see you become greater as you go!
1:51
"Those are women right there"
Had me fuckin dying!!
Wow! So true!!! Thank you Molly for this information so much hope to see you next year
As a bigfoot, I'm always trying to learn more about humans in general so thank you for this informative video
I had no idea who you were and a random Reddit thread sent me this way.
This is the most I've laughed at solo sketches in a long time. I know it's sometimes weird to make comparisons, but you have similar energy to Brian David Gilbert, which is the highest honor in my books. Well done!
As a male feminist I respect women who are hot enough to act in Cherdley's videos by watching them every month of the year.
See this woman month is a bit weird , there isn’t much history to go over since they were first invented in 2008?!!
Have you released the end credits song as a ringtone yet? Yeah I can make my own, but it would be cool as patron support
I saw how to use tampons on TV once. What you do is get blue kool aid pour yourself a glass, but don't drink it! Then you grab a tampon and put the tampon into the glass.
I love candy corn...wait am I a woman??
Yes
If you yank the horizontal bands of metal off your braces with electronics plyers you can push them onto the stubs for an amusing barnyard creature effect
Ah, not a chef. When women cook, they're called cooks. Or wives. Sux. Love your stuff!
Lmao I love the skateboard part
As a male I do not know how to use a tampon from personal experience or any other kind of experience. I did see an old Clint Eastwood movie where he found himself in a woman's bathroom after being shot. Clint then used a feminine product to stop the wound from bleeding. Seems useful. Maybe they should be in First Aid kits in case of gunshot wounds. Sorry I can't be more helpful.
I love your dry humor. 💕 The electric grid is getting shut off. Wow beautiful and see the future like me. Lol 😆
I am so thankful for the life bulb
Wow thanks, molly really learned a lot in this video. I’ll be sure to use this as a source on my upcoming school report
In regards to your tampon comment, I’m guessing you can probably just shove whatever up there and it’ll do the trick. I have no idea what’s going on down there but as a male bodied person I feel qualified to give advice anyway because people listen to me even if I’m talking out of my ass for some reason.
I've been to this park in Glendale CA
Trully eye opening. I showed this to my sister and she is now a better woman.
0:39 I like the way you blurred that part tho
Can we have a follow up telling us about who the most respected gender is?
as a woman, i, too, do not know how to use a tampon.
I like the scat singing at the end. And the cute fly agaric mushroom shirt.
I love all your videos so much, I'm so glad to have stumbled on this channel!
Tampons are like teabags: Place one in your hoo ha (Scientific term), pour in 500ml of boiling water, leaving the string outside your "cup". Brew for 5 mins, add honey to taste and enjoy.
Hope this helps.
Happy March 1st!
So I just started following and I wanted to say, please don't ever stop scating. Oh and I like the jazz voice at the end too.
the pond5 background track really is perf 😹
she's got a harley quinn energy going on, I like it
Always Informative , Thanks !
Im pretty sure tampon is that thing musicians use when writing songs, thats my educated guess
Wow I love your channel Molly, your videos must have been written and produced by a man because they're very good.
FUCK YEAH WOMEN HISTORY MONTH WOOOHOOOOOOOO GOOD JOB WOMEN U WORK HARD
I need at least 5,000 more videos plz. Your writing and delivery are so good.
Darn it I don't know how to use tampons, I just put cotton wool up my nose whenever I get the bleeds. I could try it with tampons too I guess, then I'd know and could show it to you Molly.
I respect that you're free-bleeding. I mean, as a dude, you think whenever I cut myself chopping onions, I cry and put a tampon on it? No! I mean, I do cry, because of the onions. But that's it!
Don't know why women have to complain every month. Just be more careful chopping!
Very educational 3 minutes! I'm gonna start stock piling candy corn.
I'm getting the feeling that uncle Joseph is one of those uncles who love their nieces... too much... in a way they shouldn't.
It's weird. After watching this video, it's like I see women everywhere. I even saw one on the TV! Thanks for opening my eyes
Right before she says "almost over" at 0:03 there's what looks like a jump cut, but she just keeps talking and I feel crazy... Glitch in the matrix??
My uncles text me at 2 AM too! So sweet!
I love learning about women and would like to eventually talk to one someday
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. That was a real pic of Eleanor Roosevelt???
Women: They're Doing Great! 😀👍
FEAR MEEE!!! JK. I'm really scared of YOU!
Are women those humans that don't have an excretory system and always smell good?
Women can also be teachers!
It's okay Molly, I'm not scared of me either. Mirrors, however, are very spooky always someone copys my exact movements who will never look me in the eyes. WHY WONT YOU LOOK ME INN THE EYES MIRROR MAN
I have never ever subscribed to someone after watching only two videos, but the educational value here is second to non.
Brilliant! And, daddy like... Daddy like very much. Wait, after that cartwheel: Daddy leak.
My favorite female TH-camr, and my 383rd favorite TH-camr.
The mayo as lotion is the most consistent thing in my life right now
Miss you, wish you were here. (My Uncle messages me the same... Weird)
That sweater is the best thing I've seen on the internet this week
that jersey is the balm
Sorry but where can I get the mushroom jumper? I want the mushroom jumper. I am being 100% serious where can I get one?
Wow good to see Haley dunphee is doing well
Molly Molly Molly you make me so jolly 😂
That was one hell of a zinger, I literally felt that in my chest. I guess you could call it a stinger!
I thought this was an informative documentary, much like Molly’s analysis of Platypi. That is, until the body hair part. Then I realized it was satire. You trickster. We all know Women don’t have body hair
I never knew any of these facts, such informativeness