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STONKS | World of Tanks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2019
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Nobody:
Skulker: *malicious turkey running*
Heavenly: *burps down a tunnel*
Sketchy: Stonks
Heavenly ate Skulker
Yes I got my name from the god emperor himself
Don’t be cocky man. That’s what killed you last round
That was skullker burping down The tunnel. skullkers dialog will always be dark pink while heavenly is a light pink. That’s why I get so excited when I see that dark pink dialogue because I know that that skulker is in the chat he’s my favorite because he’s such a shitter 🤣
“An uncooked turkey running down a hallway”
That is a very specific description.
Yes free for subscribers
Suspiciously specific.
But accurate
R/oddlyspecific
Yet accurate
That Doc "STONK" got me bad. I haven't cried laughing in a long ass time.
As a canadian that fucking killed me
*S T O O N K*
Stünk
S. T. O. N. K
Pierre, ze Germans are coming! Prepare to launch ze S T O N K S !
7:27 popped back into my head in the middle of a COLLEGE LECTURE, and entire classroom full of adults all turned around and looked at me in the corner while I bust a lung laughing.
S t o n k
*PIERRE, ZE GERMANS ARE COMING. PREPARE TO LAUNCH ZE STONKS*
Stoonk
Stüünk
stönk
I'm afraid of no man...
but that thing,
*uncooked turkey running down hallway*
It scares me.
I fear the French Stonk
SniprDuk *_stoonk_*
When you here an uncooked turkey running down a hallway :
Me : acceleration...Yes
But this is world of tanks :
Me: *COMRAD YOU CAN NOT HIDE FROM MY T95!!*
That turkey gonna get roasted ether way
I fear no man*
@@dumasduck7794 PIERRE ZE GERMANS ARE COMING PREPARE TO FIRE ZE *S T O N K S*
Tank crew:We’re surrounded
Driver: I got this
STICKS REVOLVER OUT OF THE TOP HATCH
PREPARE TO EAT STONKS.
@@AnimeJeice EAT HOLY STONKS HERETICS
Tank crew : *sticks their stubnose revolvers out the hatch*
Tank commander : CREW PREPARE TO FIRE THE *STONKS!!*
so we gonna make a game of this or not?
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.
"Why are we ramming the corner armor of the tank into an enemy tank turret?"
'Because Comrade First Sergeant did not issue us tank shells, Comrade Colonel!"
Because it's the Emperor's will, brother.
1:58 definitely my favorite part. That Burp got some much reverb it makes the Succ meme look like it's on only 1 level of irony.
"Boost & Consume" is the new "Shock & Awe"
h o w
does nobody realise this is the OFFICIAL world of tanks channel.
@@iamnadexey that is a good question🤔
Bruh
Bruh
Hey, will you ever add infantry or cannon fodder
my favorite:
“Pierre, ze Germans are coming, prepare to launch ze S T O N K S”
I need a downloadable clip of that
7:38
I almost had an actual heart attack i was dying of laughter
France’s ULTIMATE WEAPON “STONKS”
@@wizardjoe5002 German: we have v rockets. Usa: we have atomic bombs. England: we have decoders. France: WE HAVE STONKS
"Why are we running the corner armour into the turret of the opposing tank?"
*"You'll do it because it must be done."*
9:59 is when the “hmm” sound happens
Thank you
Lol
Thoughts?
I came here for the raw turkey but thank you
Skullker :*make uncooked turkey running down a hall way sound*
Badger : **STONKS**
Heavenly:most POWERFUL burp in universe
Help make Turkey
Badger over a year ago: "I don't like playing a artillery."
Badge now: "i chose MYSELF as designated artillery."
Stonks
The last video he played artillery and talked about how awesome it was
“Results come first, feelings come second”
Character development
0:08 me at 3am looking for cheese
Boneless cheese
Boneless chicken
Or boneless children
@@FS_1041_ WAIT NO
@@FS_1041_ wait excuse me what the fu-
"I'm moar powerful when I fall asleep"
Heavenly = Snorlax?
Zenitsu
Black snorlax?
@ItsY0BoiAndre Heavenly is black...
@ItsY0BoiAndre "casual racism"?
SNORLAX NI-
Badger Artillery
2016: Miss me with that point and click adventure shit.
2019: Free for all to get the Arty spot
* character development *
When you buy the most op tank and end up selling it for twice the price:
*STONKS*
first
Doom Raider you aren’t first btw
yeah i know
Ready1186 is anyone first?
@@mcnulty2798 Technically the person who posts the video is first, but let not jump down that rabbit hole...
10:00 was the best sound I’ve ever heard
Me too mate
*Deflated Hmmmmm*
Things that fucking slay me without fail:
0:08 the uncooked Turkey
1:24 the fact he bends so far back in genuine, gut busting laughter
1:58 "what if you went to Heaven and God said *Burp*"
9:58 that is the most aggressive "hm" I've ever heard
Instead of somebody sticking their arm out with a revolver, it's just a guy YEETing the shells from inside the tank.
Nukesandwich No, it’s just fucking Guido Mista
Luke Fraczek You...fucking...genius!
STONKS
@Luke Fraczek if wargaming ever plan a 2020 April fool's event (April jojokes special) and put in mista as commander, I expect his shit to be
1) to get a kill he must shoot at the enemy *4* times *IN A ROW* (as in 4 direct hits, no miss, no splash hit, ricochet acceptable, damage unnecessary)
2) if u get hit *4* times *not necessarily in a row,* omae wa mou shindeiru
3) if u do get killed, while in the garage there should be a funny Easter egg somewhere in the background involving mista getting treated by Giorno via the *you-know-what-treatment* until the battle is over and then Giorno is done
4) ps for the killing blow part, you must damage the enemy for the tetra curse to take effect (that includes tracking but it must be destroyed at the last hit to get a kill)
Just a guy poking his hand out of a hatch with a fully loaded kolibri in his fingers
Having 8+ voice chats with people playing different games is the best shit ever.
Also that minitank fires 500 magnum
Reminds me of the time when I still had friends.
Only Badger's content can be a 13 minute joy ride that feels like 30 straight minutes of zoomer comedy and goofy interactions, keep on with the keep on, Badger 👑
7:28 I'm just setting a time stamp for myself but feel free to use it
SKUNK
STUK
S T U N K
“PEIRE ZE GERMENS ARE COMMING, PREPARE TO LAUNCH ZE STONKS!!”
Nobody:
Companies that get TheRussianBadger to do a sponsored videos for their games: *Stonks*
Yawn
@@Its_Me_Romano shut the up
@@Its_Me_Romano fuck
ChubsMcGubbs their need him to other stuff like fucking restaurants and he just goes in and clogs the sinks and leaves😂😂
@@Tryard15 you CAN FUCKING EDIT WHAT YOU SEAD ON TH-cam THIS IS SO ANNOYING!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
*driving home from work*
*notifcation beep*
"well time to pull over for a bit."
Why not just drive home and watch the video there?
@@girf4233 r/whooosh
@@girf4233 Because that would take too long to get there. When badger uploads and you see he does, you *click instantly* End. Of. Story.
@@jackstandproductions6558 r/woooosh
@@girf4233 thats....not... how that works ....thats not how that works at all.
"You can't do an elbow drop with a tank!"
World of Tanks: "Hold my beer" 0:29
This man said “fuck work” and does a barrel roll as he crams his treads in the opposing tanks mouth
Hold my panzerfaust
0:08 This sound but slowed to 25% is fucking haunting and hysterical all at once
Try 2X speed.
so I tried 2x it's funny
That is the sound of demonetization
Who just stole an turkey because it couldn't just moved on it's own.
Wait what is that noise?
0:08
È la ruota di reazione a catena quando sceglie la parola
Ass cheecks
Oh no its alive
IT'S COMING! HIDE!!
As a Louisianan, I know exactly what they mean by “Louisiana Sweet Heat”.
What is it?
Explain now or death
Explain it or the KGB come knocking
Explain or feel holy fire
Explain or we arm ze STONKS
9:58 I'm basically pissin myself laughing
"Pierre, ze Germans are coming, prepare to launch ze *STONKS*"
I died
Badger why is this video sponsored
BADGER SMACKING LIPS: STONKS
HERVIS DAUBENY sir, i think Holden Cross is on his way. You have to flee now!
@@ismailissifou2024 or perhaps you could be my second
S t O n K s
*DAUBENY, DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF*
Sir Doggo *Eats Skittle*
(I know this is “Stolen but I will say it.)
WW2: begins
Car Companies: Tonks.
lol
Smoke: *s m o n k s*
Tonks: Stonks
3:35
Me: ''ooh youre gunna get dunked for saying that"
3:39 "yep"
6:43 this is when they talk about STONKS
Everybody gangsta till the uncooked Turkey start sprinting
I just can't get that sound out of my head
@@schmibbly3180 same here if dying 3 hours later after hearing that sound
As a diabetic, I can confirm that we beep when our blood sugar goes out of range.
As a diabetic as well, i can also confirm
As a third one, I can confirm one more time
As a not one. I can question
As a fifth one, I can also confirm once again
If your meters all beep in different intervals, you become musicians
Just have Skulker upload a soundboard setup tutorial, we all need to learn to shitpost with such finess.
3:38
Badger: from the grave
Enemy: bank to the grave with you
When you tap into enemy coms and hear them say your coordinates to a snub nose
Chuckles, I’m in danger
Time to fire ZE *S T O N K S*
69 likes
Yo I’m legit T1D, and the “sugar-o-meter” both made me die of laughter, and recoil a bit in my chair.
But I now need to find a way to make sure that I play windows XP noise when I die.
If you make a modified iron heart, you can monitor you're vitals, and thus if you keep some speakers with you, you can make a program so that if the sensory rate lovers to 0, the signal sent to the speakers, and 'ya got a windows XP death sound.
Just get a pacemaker with MP4 and a mini boombox speaker.
S o u n d b o a r d
I mean i suppose i could hook my freestyle libre to check if my bs hits 0 and make the alarm do the windows xp shutting down sound but that's based on the assumption that when u die your bg drops straight to 0
But a blood sugar of 700, that man is dead.
11:03 Allies: just *SPOT-* lmao
9:59 *T H O N K S*
*Slaps top of mortar*
This bad boi can fire so many *STONKS*
OH NOOOOO THE GERMANS HAVE JAGER!!!!
You said "OK Boomer" and my Google Assistant was triggered by it
I need that as my wake up word "Ok boomer"
You just made me snort laugh, that was too funny thank you for that 🤣
I know what you mean, but I absolutely thought your Google assistant was super offended by being called a boomer
Mine as well. lmao
8:42 Windows XP shut down noise where is super funny
A window shut down noise
7:06 for the people who came here for the stonk voices
When your teammates damage an enemy tank but you deliver the finishing blow that destroys the tank and get all the credit for it
STONKS
Doesn't quiiiiite work like that, but when it comes to kill medals, yes.
That's called a KS.
Kill steal
*When your video gets sponsored and you have fun..*
**STONKS**
Nobody:
Absolutely noone:
Badger & party: *_s t o n k s_*
7:06 is definitely my favorite part
9:59 is also good
Who else wants a russianbadger r6s charm or is it just me
Mee
A russian badger something on every game he plays
MEEEEEEE said the god the Russian operater kakan and kukchaer
If the charm had a description it would just say dunk on em
It’s gonna be the crying seal 😂
Ok, as a diabetic... I'd pay some GOOD ass money for a blood sugar tester that played Megalovania.
Only good?
Or glucose that played music every time you pricked your finger
Bruh, insulin pen playing megalovania, first beat on prick, and a good bit when checking
If I could mod my Glucose meter to make the sans note I’d accept the windows xp sound
Bruh i would get my blood sugar tester to play jaws theme everytime i went low
2:25 is my absolute favorite sentence ever said on TH-cam
0:09 me trying to blast before my mum opens the door
The correct times at 8 seconds dingus
@@R3nDom854 nope, slapping noise starts as soon as it goes to 0:09
No but then you lose like four milliseconds of the sound
@@R3nDom854 i’ve been listening to music exclusively at max volume for years, 4 milliseconds don’t mean nothing to me
@@rojeff4547 okay fine scientist I guess I'll just go away and go look elsewhere on the internet I mean I don't even have to deal with you anymore so it's pointless
US and Soviet Tanks be like
We got hella Stonks
German tanks were very good but severely lacked pROpEr STonkSs
Did someone say the Russian 152mm meme menace?
Should’ve just called the video “World of Stonks”
Thewoodenbrick Stonks that a lot of stonks damage.
Mission failed we'll get them next time.....
French: stÖUnks
Me: Damn that hit like a bongo drum
Anyone else hear that doot at 9:52? I noticed it after watching this vid at least ten times
As a man who has fired 155mm artillery shells for a living i can confirm it is not fun to be on the recieving end
What did you get some complaint forms afterwards? Or hold interviews?
@@TheOriginalElkstone he could here the screams from miles away
*fires 155m Arty*
*Hears screaming before the KABOOM*
*Massive smokestack*
Me: ja ist gut. Warcrimes are good right?
Person : ...no...?
Me: *fires arty*
someone say sumn?
pfffff i fired 183 mm t18htmc shells
Jesus how big is that fucking shell?
Just found your channel. STONKS actually made me cry with laughter.
Now to binge watch your 40k videos 😁
Much worth. Very laugh
@@bosscus whet gret engrish
Finding a channel like Badger’s is a fucking gift, you’ve got so much content to binge watch and it feels great. At least until you’ve watched all of them and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore lmao
I am actually jealous, you're getting to experience his videos for the first time
@@dylannix4289 whatchu mean my guy. You just watch them again
10:00 is my favorite part idk why 😂
Omg even my phone is dying from it, I replayed it again and my phone had a graphic glitch thing to where it kinda pixilated
8:18 “I’m you... but with a shitty pancreas.”
0:31 Badger: oh get em A20
A20: Yah YEET
Badger:OH MY GOD!
When your allies ram into a enemy tank so your arty can hit...but he kills them both.
Arty: *s t o n k s*
Skulker: **sound like uncooked chicken running down a hallway**
Me: it's hunting season **loads M1 garand**
i hadn't played wot in like 3 years. my favorite strategy with my brothers was an artillery/ light tank/ tank destroyer combo. all soviet tanks, SU 85B, SU 5, and me in the A20. TD would follow me and make sure nothing would slow me down, Art would rain fire on anything large enough to pose a threat, and i'd use the A20 like a racecar. going 70Kmph straight into enemy territory was hilarious, especially since i got good enough at dodging that i could usually do 3 passes by their backline before someone turned my crew into silly putty. we usually only got a handful of people with our tricks, but it was always a blast being a racecar in a minefield, shells flying past me from both directions, tanks in front and behind being turned to ash.
0:07
That’s how they got the predator noise
Thank you...
Me and the boys dropping some *STONKS* on krauts with with our snubnose arty in 1944
You better be saying "finger licking good" after every kill.
*[colorized]*
TheUnrevolutionized WET
"This is Hunter 2-1 requesting artillery support at 027.196"
"YEAH UHH I'M JUST GUNNA GUESS"
I want that uncooked Turkey to be my notification sound😂
Burger:learn that the stonks meme also mean,a mortar shot
*eyes glows red*
When u buy a 10 dollar card and u get five dollars
STONKS
The "Jello pleads quilty" joke literally almost killed me. I was in the middle of a yawn and then I started to laugh and almost choked. xD
0:09 can I get a 10 hours of this
It's at 8 seconds for it to be perfect dingus also dog is dead
I would 'deadasss' watch a longer edit or the other five potential videos you got from those ten hours Whageeerrr, you and the crew are just to much fun man
ps. Heavenly needs another nap
Robin Axel I'm at least hoping he gets to play the KV2, it's the derp gun
2:46 when you walk out of the back room with a priest and they ask why he's so excited
S T O O N K
9:35 my mind started playing dancin from that one note lol
I love how he just KNEW skulker was gonna play that cursed-ass clip
What I wouldnt give to see Badger play world of Stonks when the T92 fired AP rounds
True, but that was inconsistent. The 261 with AP was essentially a TD from across the map.
@@matthewmaz7835 yes but I have a special little love for the T92 after ammo racking 3 Jageroos with it
@@warthog4313 the good ol t92 hmc
Remember when the T18 was op as shit? Pepperidge Farm remembers
I MISSED ap arty rounds bro :(
When badger gets sponsored from the same people over and over again.
* STONKS *
4:35 I quote this every time someone tries to trigger my temper
7:26 had me on my knees and crying I laughed so god-dam hard
*HEY ASSHOLE WE ARE PANZER GRENADIERS NOT PANZER!*
Classic coh2 line, nice one badger
Taking fire from the cute little panzer .. fucking adorable like tze puppy
No, i'm not defending German technical superiority i'm stating the *fucking* obvious
6 views 6 likes and 1 downvote
Jah is disliking videos like we wouldn’t notice
Someone been on reddit to much ya?
He should play Battlefield V
POTTED SKELETON jah about to get the premium heretic treatment aka a heavy flamer.
He isn’t the only person disappointed by someone becoming upset at a you tuber selling out. More paid promotion videos with ads, so ads in a video that’s an ad, than his original content that popularized him
1:58 *Heavenly burps down a tunnel*
Ngl watching badger when I'm stressed always makes me feel better.
Badgur: posts video after weeks.
Everyone: watches video
Badjur: *stonks*
ExistingIsFutile it’s been a week bro
Stanks
Pardon my ignorance but irrelevant to the video, does Badger have his own charm in Siege ? If not he needs one
xGodzLuck what a professional and polite comment. I don’t believe he has his own charm but it would be delightful if he did
@@prettygay1935 wierd seeing manners and etiquette on TH-cam
Unprecedented politeness! Calls for Stonks
If it’s “shitpost in r6s” I’m already 18 months into that challenge 😂
He needs a proper brand logo 1st lol no way ubi could use his current youtube avatar as a logo
7:21 I can’t stop laughing. And I don’t know why.....
aesop rock references, busdriver references and jojo references, sometimes I forget just how cultured badger actually is
Don't forget Undertale references as well
Normies: Stonks isn't an actual word, it's just a meme
Russian Badger: *Observe*
Berlin: exists
Russians with artillery:
*S T O N K S*
My step mom asked what I was watching I told her I was watching “10 40 year olds that are making unsophisticated sophisticated jokes wile talking a tank game committing war crimes” she looked at me like I was stupid
The fact that the stonks meme is still going is outstanding
1:24 literally the Chris Evans laugh animated
"Use Code Tanktastic"
Badger leaning back and thinking: STONKS
2:40 just close your eyes and listen to what is being said.
In relation to mortar S T O N K S, here is a quote from a soldier fighting in Normandy:
"That was a bad day, Jerry had us pinned pointed with mortars and 88s and stonked us day and night."
Arthur Blizzard, 1st Suffolks, 7th June 1944.
I wonder how he would react now, seeing as it has become an internet joke.