JLo's $10M Ring, Britney Spears Pregnant, MLB's Sean Murphy's Viral Butt | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- On tonight's warmup, the guys discuss Oakland Athletics' Sean Murphy's yeeks, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are engaged (again), and Britney Spears is expecting her third child with Sam Asghari.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
The confidence from No Hat Desus 🥰
Hollywood Desus
Man I was just thinking like bro came out with the milk dud on shiny. Hollywood got him acting different
He's said in the past they aren't trying to hide their baldness. It's just that they'd have to do extra make-up to avoid lights reflecting off their heads.
Desus has the hat cause his transformation into Hollywood Desus is almost complete
No hay Desus extra fine 🥰
Desus putting the top down has made my day 😂😂😂
Convertible desus
"Just a couple of Skårsgards!"
The brand has DAD JOKES.
“Britney Spears, a slave, is- “
I SCREAMED lmaooooo
Not funny
JLO is about to have more rings than Bill Russell.
She has more gems than Thanos
And she got two from the same dude two different times..
I think her and Ben were engaged back in 2003 also
I miss Desus but I’m glad they let Freddie Gibbs Guest host this week with Mero
🤣😂🤣😂 AYO
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 damn my guy had to do em like that lololol
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA 😂😂😂
I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did damn bro lmfao
All the White's making money off your color!! 99% of the staff is white... Smh sellout
Leah Remini like "I ain't getting fitted for my Maid of Honor gown til the day of" 😂😂
GOD DAMN IT, are we back in the aughts again? We got Bennifer, Britney Spears, and a K-Fed POPOZAO reference?!?! I'm 25 again!
Desus so hollywood he left the hat in the bronx
Pharrell in the back making a beat 🤣🤣🤣
"My girl is a lawyer.
My girl is Puerto Rican."
🤣🤣🤣
7:15 when they said 'youre Puerto Rican make me a burrito' I almost spit my drink out that was so fucking funny
Jlo is like Mr. Freeze in “Batman and Robin”, just collecting diamonds out here.
She'd trying to tie Brady for rings
@@FFmaxxx 💀☠️💀
💀 bruh!🤣
SCREAMING 😅😅😅😅
@@FFmaxxx she might end up passing Bill Russell
JLo is like Thanos. Collecting rings and gemstones from suckers.
“Kevin Feder-line” deserved a way bigger laugh.
This is one of those where I read your comment as i heard it lol. Whatever though.
No Hat Desus is even more problematic than normal 😂😂😂🤣
Lol am I the only one watching the J. Lo announcement and feeling absolutely nothing?
Nope, I am here too lol.
Yep... Like Mero said, J-Lo being engaged is like someone having a fifth baby shower! Supposedly, with baby shower etiquette you're only supposed to have a shower for the first baby. You're given slack if your second baby is of a different gender or if the children have a huge age gap.
I have to give it to J-Lo though . Men are practically tripping over themselves to marry her. I believe this is her 6th engagement that we know of. Her 3 marriages, once to A-Rod, and twice to Ben Affleck.
J.Lo needs an Infinity Gauntlet at this point
Honestly, I didnt think Ben had 10 million for a ring either 😳
Celebs get a huge portion of the price slashed because the jeweler gets promo
I mean he’s an actor, director and writer. Plus collects lots of residuals from his past films. Man don’t have to worry.
@@FramesPerSecond exactly. Ben's pockets been fat!
@@pussy4breakfast145 yeah, but he hangs out in casinos a lot…
@@FramesPerSecond I looked at his catalog and I have only seen Armageddon 😬. I know he is famous & rich but 10 million for a ring seemed high for him 🤷🏽♀️
DESUS OFFICIALLY DROPPED THE TOP!!!!
KING 👑
Lmao the Ben Affleck “allegedly” jokes 😂 ain’t nothing alleged about that
Pharrell in the back making a beat lmao 🤣😂
“He ejaculated inside her”
“Growth” These dudes are to much!!!
Mero turned my old couch into a shirt...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This made me lose my breath!
I had that couch too!.....
Until it started peeling.
Big gumball machine energy 😂😂
"this is like having a fifth baby shower" 🤣
5th baby shower 💀💀💀💀
JLo is like the modern day female version of Babe Ruth. She’s literally the reason The Yankees haven’t won the World Series. Reverse curse!
desus said he shot the club up😭😭
“Ben Affleck has $10 million?!”
THATS WHAT TF I SAID 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭.
Kid Mero really said “Ben Affleck with the Batman nipples.” George Clooney erasure is real.
I think Clooney is more than fine with that one.
Clooney and JLo in Out of Sight were hot!🥵
I love their consistent blind confidence in googling "insert celebrity here net worth" and that number being remotely close to accurate😂
The slave Brittany comment sent me hahaha
Can you please explain, I’d dint get it
@@agenteagresivo me neither. she has a hit song “Slave 4 U” 🤷🏿♀️
Y’all cookin this episode 😂
This shit lined up perfectly with my break.
*Julia laughing EXTRA hard today!!! lol* 😂😂
Nah that's not julia that's some other chick in the back ground trying too hard
@@siobkny - *Desus literally called her “Julia”*
Mero starting off with a Will Arnett impression lol
elite reference to sidetalk NYC, shoutout Joe Byron
By next year she’ll be married to Pete Davidson
Bet money that will happen
Desus turned into Moon Knight............Regular Desus wears a hat, but Hollywood Desus lets the scalp breathe
🤣
sht dont look right
🤣
When Desus asked if Julia had her heater, I expected to hear a raspy chain-smoking Julia voice say "yeah bro" as smoke wisped across the screen
*deep inhale* I keep that thang on me
No-hat Desus!
Hollywood Desus is a menace with the jokes
The way these two would make each other laugh 😂 man. Wishing them both the best ❤
Hollywood Desus!!!! No cap!!!!
lmao no cap!!
Yo Jeff Goldblum convinced Desus to rock the bald head!
The Sidetalk reference at 9 minutes made me smile
Beans, Rice, Jesus Christ, and BYRON who BYRON🤣🤣🤣
Yo is Jlo just addicted to getting engaged and married over and over, like how she still getting excited for this shit lol
Exactly
I'm concerned about her kids and being in and out of these relationships and what that's teaching them about loyalty
No hat Desus representing all us bald niggas for the 99’s to the 2000’s. #respeck
Proud of Desus for embracing the balding. lol love these fools.
He been bald since DvM
Bald icon for us chrome domes
Yo! The constant zoom on homie’s butt remind me of the Key and Peele “Slap ass skit” 😂
“Good game! 🖐🏾 Slap-ass.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
one episode a week and no podcast is not enough
Where's the art!
Too Hollywood for a pod, we don’t even get the hood merch
did they even address 4 months no art??? my guts hurt...
i miss the problematic light... and victor jumpin in with the shittiest mic...iphone 3gs mic..
For Real! SELLOUT BOYS! SMDH, It makes me sad😔
Desus out here w/ the Naked Head
Like what kind of Leo magic does JLO have to get engaged like 10 times bc sis spread the magicccc
If they don’t do a skit with them in some random high schools “clear it, but don’t tell the teacher or students”. I can see it now😂😂😂😂
They did the substitute teacher bit in season 2 I think...
naahh this clip was wild from start to finish dawg lmfaooooo….top 3 clips of all time 😂😂😂💀
yo!! I didn't even notice Desus hat-less until I hit the comment section.. Killin it my guy- "Tony from Staton Island"
Yo Showtime you being real slow with these TH-cam uploads my guy
HAPPY YERSDAY!!!!!
Look at the 10 mil blood diamond that some guy got $10 for finding it
loving main character desus
The "timbs and yankee fitted" took me out.. the most NY thing ever lol
Lmao scantrons takes me back
I need an episode everyday not just once a week.
Jennifer I give it a year before you go back to Puffy. LMAO!
Gum ball machine energy! 😅😅😅
What if we get a Desus AND Mero fitted-less episode some day 🤔 🤔
At this point, *J LO* collecting engagement rings like some mfkn infinity stones 😭
the editor is so good, they know they meme shit. allegedly.
This show is the only reason pay for by showtime🔥🔥🔥
Can't believe the only run my A's are getting in the news is Sean Murphy's BUNT CAKES gettin' hit lmao
Bunt Cakes! 💀
He ain’t lying about those Fordham Mannequins 😂
8:02 Mero with the accuracy lol
Number 5 show in late night!
Somebody in the audience was trying take Julia laugh Crown and you can tell Julia didn't like it lol
Edit: 9:09
Chanel West Coast was trying to be heard at 1:19 too 😂.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@@MehIgotnothing 😂😂😂😂
It’s the set production for me! Not sure they will top the bear with Timbs but this is close.
I love the funny way they slayed Jlo I only hope Mariah is watching and is laughing as hard as I am right now😂
I always read the title and try to guess what type of goss Julia is gonna call the topic 🤣
Jlo is like thanos collecting all the stones
Desus took off his hat and forgot how to act 😭😂
The Joe Biden bit had me rollin lmao
Wish I had Showtime to watch the show, yall always make me laugh
Damn desus got an EGGHEAD
This one was messy messy huh 😂😂😂
This was great lol
Desus you actually look better without a hat lol love the baldy
Yo!! This 5th baby shower!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised no "Great Green Jewel of the Commonwealth" jokes lmao 🤣
That pandora bracelet desus talking about 🤯🤯💥💥💥💣💣
who stole desus' hat?
Me
Some drunk white girl from Iceland
DJ Envy
Desus throwing gang signs…
“Watch my back while I wash my back” 😂 ☠️ JLo collecting rings like Thanos
All the news that clears lol
The popstar "who's a slave" 😂😂😂
Jlo ... The new lord of the rings
I miss Desus vs. Mero show on complex. That shit was RAWWWW! this show is cool too. But that one hit different. Can't find them anywhere on YT anymore. Anyone know where I can watch them? And if you haven't watched if before, and you're a desus and mero fan; I HIGHLY recommend it. Its hilarious. Same concept of this show.. just more raw. The start of it all!
Thanks for the subtitles 🙂
Fastest upload of the szn so far! Love that for me
Red chucks? surprised desus not wearing timbs 😂
You can see that head beamin from space 🤣
Is Sean Murphy going to be a sequel by T-Pain's Booty Wurk Song?
Scantrons and Air Monarch’s. 🤣🤣🤣