Gotta love him being so frantic about the task at hand that he doesn't question the implications of the listener advising on how to kill a vampire. Him: A stake! What can I use for that... Listener, thinking of all the times they've thought about offing him and running: Break off a chair leg. That oughta do it Him, oblivious: Brilliant!
Fun fact! The amount of blood someone would need to lose to become lethargic but not die is around 40% of the blood in their body. In the average human, that's around 2000 mL. That's also about the size of a large soda bottle. This delights me because the image of Cornelius chugging a 2 liter bottle of strawberry Fanta before killing his political rival is ridiculous and I love it. (Brilliant work, as always, Hollow!)
Not him draining us of our blood and then expecting us to give an oscar worthy performance😂✋️ Amazing audio as always, Hollow. I really enjoyed this one!
Him: where would you preffer me to bite? Me: (in my head: obviously wherever it's less likely tO KILL ME, YOU FU-) I'd preffer if you pick, your grace, since you know body anatomy better and I'm supposed to survive.
THIS THO If I were a vampire with a human pet they'd be called capri-sun. If I were a human pet and my vampire owner didn't call me that I'd be very disappointed.
Sooo we’re 3/4 drained and expected to give the performance of a lifetime? How is dude supposed to smell the blood if he drank most of it? I so enjoyed this one Hollow. I wonder if we’ll get our man 🤔
Well to be fair, I thibk in our "performance" being dizzy and unwell from blood loss would ultimately sell it more. It'd be a lot more suspicious if we were speaking clearly and had no owies whatsoever. He didnt drain ALL of tbe blood either, I think the target will be drawn to a freshly opened wound and a heart beating extra hard trying to make up for the sudden loss.
Where can I find something sharp and wooden at this hour? Me: I don't know maybe break a wooden chair leg. Oh! Break a chair leg wonderful human you never cease to amaze. Also Me: *looks around my room suspiciously*
The acting in this is spectacular!! I could genuinely feel the fear in your voice, and I can picture the expressions so vividly You always make such amazing audios, and listening to this feels like yet another treat 😁
I have listened to this at least 6 times in 2 days since first hearing it. This is such great acting. I love the scenario of being prey but helping your predator. The bite sequence is too good! "Our first bite" being a significant moment for him and the gasps between sentences before returning to drink some more - oof! I just love it!
Bait? For a nest of vampires? And a whole packet of things to say, while woozy from blood loss. This vamp does not even realize how harebrained his suspicious scheme really is, does he? At least I am not done simple “juice box”, a “snack” to be drunk up whenever and living in fear until I am.
Ooh wouldn't that be a twist to find out? What if Listener was a vampire hunter before they were caught? How ironic would it be if the vampire lord fails to kill his opponent and the elder was about to strangle him with his own rope before Listener, who picked up the stake, pounces on the elder from behind and kills him with ease, saving their master.
I don’t know how you do it, but every one of your vampire characters is a solid 💯 You have a gift, mon frere xD This plot really went from 0 to 100 real quick, but its super creative!!! Can’t wait for the next part!! Also sign me up for a femoral artery draining, just putting that out there 🧐
You're a fabulooous VA. ❤ The way I responded and RP'd with this so easily. LOL Totally subbed, liked & commented. -- It made me so sad for him how scared he was. I believed him when he was saying he wouldn't let me die and how he protected his properties. -- "Of course, I'm talking to both you AND the wine." **laughs with him** -- "EE-ta-lay?" **struggles not to giggle** **thinking** Oh god, we're gonna die.
I'd point out that "dislike less" is more to the positive side, but I've been accused of an attitude just now and already have low chances of survival, so I know better than to change master's mind on my usefulness
As long as it doesn't sour their blood I think the listener is allowed to have an opinion on his pronunciation - after all they're not exactly 'servants' - they're kettle (valuable kettle, but still). P.S. love the 'powerful character going slightly mad' bit - gives me Pharos and Lord Highwinter flashbacks.
Like, i never listened to like male asmr but damn, this was quite entertaining to listen to, you're voice is good. Wish I could have a voice like that. Cool reccomendation from yt, I'm quite excited for the next part now.
Okay, but when I say my lines do I have to use an English accent? Jokes aside I was really angry and anxious about something that happened today and even though this is about a vampire nearly unaliving you it weirdly helped me calm down a little. Thank you 💙
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The little devil horns on hollow's new pfp is so bloody fitting with how our emotions are put through hell and back.
The fact that he's using us in a scheme against someone he's scared of is nerve-wracking, but at the same time, it makes him a little bit human.
The Classic Hollow way:
Step 1: Make big evil character
Step 2: Violently Humanize them
Step 3: Profit???
Like almost every villian in Yu-Gi-Oh every.
Gotta love him being so frantic about the task at hand that he doesn't question the implications of the listener advising on how to kill a vampire.
Him: A stake! What can I use for that...
Listener, thinking of all the times they've thought about offing him and running: Break off a chair leg. That oughta do it
Him, oblivious: Brilliant!
Isn't that what happened to Vlad Dracula Tepes in the netflix series for the Castlevania franchise?
@@DragonFury4250sounds about right
I didn't even think about the fact that our character probably answered so quickly because they keep planning on doing that 😭
Man is significantly less hinged than he first let on 😆
Fun fact! The amount of blood someone would need to lose to become lethargic but not die is around 40% of the blood in their body. In the average human, that's around 2000 mL. That's also about the size of a large soda bottle.
This delights me because the image of Cornelius chugging a 2 liter bottle of strawberry Fanta before killing his political rival is ridiculous and I love it.
(Brilliant work, as always, Hollow!)
How do you know this
@@t2trauger262 Roommate is training to be an EMT
Deranged Hollow be hitting different and I am all for it.
It's been forever since I pulled out "Deranged Hollow" and I'm for sure feeling it.
Not him draining us of our blood and then expecting us to give an oscar worthy performance😂✋️
Amazing audio as always, Hollow. I really enjoyed this one!
Boy, we really climbed the ranks from "bloodbag" to "friend you call when you need help with murder" quickly, didn't we?
Amazing as ever!
We movin up in the world
“Do me a favor, don’t die” 😅
The fucking irony of bad men liking theatre and he goes into his fucking script.
The love hate feeling this man exudes
Seriously, I gotta be bait and give a theatrical display while dying wtf is my position lmaooo
@@nah9935You have to do everything asked of you while being severely undercompensated for it... it's just like a real job!
Him: where would you preffer me to bite?
Me: (in my head: obviously wherever it's less likely tO KILL ME, YOU FU-) I'd preffer if you pick, your grace, since you know body anatomy better and I'm supposed to survive.
Ah yes. I always wondered what it was like to be a human Capri-Sun! 😅
THIS THO If I were a vampire with a human pet they'd be called capri-sun. If I were a human pet and my vampire owner didn't call me that I'd be very disappointed.
@@rigure It's kinda a sweet name through? Like yeah. I'm your yummy drink and I remind you of sunshine? ☺️
@@redwillow311 Y E S ❤️
Sooo we’re 3/4 drained and expected to give the performance of a lifetime? How is dude supposed to smell the blood if he drank most of it? I so enjoyed this one Hollow. I wonder if we’ll get our man 🤔
Well to be fair, I thibk in our "performance" being dizzy and unwell from blood loss would ultimately sell it more. It'd be a lot more suspicious if we were speaking clearly and had no owies whatsoever.
He didnt drain ALL of tbe blood either, I think the target will be drawn to a freshly opened wound and a heart beating extra hard trying to make up for the sudden loss.
Where can I find something sharp and wooden at this hour?
Me: I don't know maybe break a wooden chair leg.
Oh! Break a chair leg wonderful human you never cease to amaze.
Also Me: *looks around my room suspiciously*
The acting in this is spectacular!! I could genuinely feel the fear in your voice, and I can picture the expressions so vividly
You always make such amazing audios, and listening to this feels like yet another treat 😁
I have listened to this at least 6 times in 2 days since first hearing it. This is such great acting. I love the scenario of being prey but helping your predator. The bite sequence is too good! "Our first bite" being a significant moment for him and the gasps between sentences before returning to drink some more - oof! I just love it!
Bait? For a nest of vampires? And a whole packet of things to say, while woozy from blood loss. This vamp does not even realize how harebrained his suspicious scheme really is, does he? At least I am not done simple “juice box”, a “snack” to be drunk up whenever and living in fear until I am.
Time to earn an Oscar in acting naive and helpless
That’s why we’re all here, isn’t it?
Im a huge fan of your calmer more commanding performances, but I will never ever tire of the unhinged nutjobs who mutter incessantly either.
Perform an Oscar worthy performance while anemic - Wow, that is some Dark Souls level difficulty there.
My, my, what trouble you've put yourself in, master. That you have to use me as your accomplice - I detest the term bait
The voice here and tone are perfection
This is the only politician I love.
I mean- I love HIM, but not his politics 😭
Bro bout to knock us out and then expect us to act. Can't act if I'm unconscious thanks to bloodloss.
Amazing as always!!!!!!!!!❤
I have a fear of blood and right when I was about to start feeling weird, you said this 14:57
new pfp??? suprised 😏
i really enjoy your content hollow, thank you for making my evenings better! ❤️
Glad to be of service!
I just absolutely love your stories, seeing a notification that you've posted brightens my day, at least until you hit me with something sad 😂
I like to think the listener is vastly more qualified for killing vampires than Mr. Lobbyist over here
Ooh wouldn't that be a twist to find out? What if Listener was a vampire hunter before they were caught?
How ironic would it be if the vampire lord fails to kill his opponent and the elder was about to strangle him with his own rope before Listener, who picked up the stake, pounces on the elder from behind and kills him with ease, saving their master.
@@meanyapickles that would be deeply amusing
This video is so amazing!!! I subscribed.
Ayyy, thanks for the sub. It really helps the channel!
I don’t know how you do it, but every one of your vampire characters is a solid 💯 You have a gift, mon frere xD
This plot really went from 0 to 100 real quick, but its super creative!!! Can’t wait for the next part!!
Also sign me up for a femoral artery draining, just putting that out there 🧐
You're a fabulooous VA. ❤
The way I responded and RP'd with this
so easily. LOL Totally subbed, liked & commented.
--
It made me so sad for him how scared he was.
I believed him when he was saying he wouldn't
let me die and how he protected his properties.
--
"Of course, I'm talking to both you AND the wine."
**laughs with him**
--
"EE-ta-lay?"
**struggles not to giggle**
**thinking** Oh god, we're gonna die.
I'd point out that "dislike less" is more to the positive side, but I've been accused of an attitude just now and already have low chances of survival, so I know better than to change master's mind on my usefulness
This audio sounds great ❤❤❤
Early! 🎉, this audio was so good!!
Remember to take care of yourself and drink plenty of water!
As long as it doesn't sour their blood I think the listener is allowed to have an opinion on his pronunciation - after all they're not exactly 'servants' - they're kettle (valuable kettle, but still). P.S. love the 'powerful character going slightly mad' bit - gives me Pharos and Lord Highwinter flashbacks.
Objects don't get opinions though :(
Loving this
Oookay this was amazing and i need the next part i really hope it ends good. I hope you are alright stay safe and healthy 💐
Awesome story! ❤❤❤❤❤
Lovely job!
Do I need a script? I can probably do just fine with the usual slurred, delirious mumuring that comes with extreme anemia.
Aah it's been a while since I've listened to one of your audios uwu
I can't wait to listen to this before I sleep! Much love 💖
I need the next part asap. I gotta know what happens next!!!!
(Do I spy a guildie in your new pfp?)
Why am I so weak to vampires 😅. When he called us "pet" I melted a little
wow this is soo good
Like, i never listened to like male asmr but damn, this was quite entertaining to listen to, you're voice is good. Wish I could have a voice like that. Cool reccomendation from yt, I'm quite excited for the next part now.
You sound just like Victor from corpse Bride I love it
When u pay for premium, but then your WiFi decides not to work 😢 like let me listen to this, I'm intrigued !!!
He sounds like professor quirell from Harry Potter lol
Okay, but when I say my lines do I have to use an English accent? Jokes aside I was really angry and anxious about something that happened today and even though this is about a vampire nearly unaliving you it weirdly helped me calm down a little. Thank you 💙
Behold the power of Hollow. 😌
Honestly when I read things out loud, I often use an English accent. Pretty easy for me when I’m Australian.
I need an audiobook of this man talking, it's so soothing even if he's whack as sh!t 🥹👉👈
Please part 2
i might die instead if you keep biting me
^^cheeky approves!!!!!^^
no words just great work but thats nothing new so keep it up 🩵✨
Ahhh
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NEW PFP WHAT
Same pfp for nearly 4 years. I felt like switching things up XD
Goodnight too..iloveyou☺❤😁
Bro I saw this. And I scream with a pound inhale bro in college. And my roommates are here and one has her boyfriend over. 😭
Intriguing me my Lord but please be gentle with me and my family and friend's 😊
Sir, I am an 11
You have to be 13 to have an account iirc
@@meanyapicklessurely they mean like, 11/10
😅loveumuvh😊❤
Am I the only one who doesn't understand a word?
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