The people in the back are kinda dicks. Shaking their heads and shit instead of stopping and thinking "dang man she's been through a lot" like I know Charlie is joking and the council themselves was very wholesome letting her rant like that. I give props to the council for that.
it fr feels like she either doesnt know where to turn, or that she's in the beginning stages of dementia or smth. she's acting a lot like my great grandma acted before that
Charlie talking about the short guy was amazing. I was chuckling until 17:00. Right then, when he talked about the chest bump, I started dying of laughter. Literally, my eyes were watering, lol.
i have ocd and autism, so wearing a mask always makes me feel a gut sense of panic. i still wore it every day for 8 hours straight in school for the sake of those around me
1:11:49 "you can't see peoples' faces, you can't make human connection" Yes Karen, that was the most glorious part of lockdown. And yet during the pandemic people still stood too close to me in grocery stores.
I’m short. Like, short, short. I’m five feet, and I’ve accepted that. It’s not something I can change unless I got that one surgery procedure, but I’d rather be short than look like a flamingo. If people are not attracted to that, it’s not gonna make me any more attractive to be a raging insecure asshole over it. I’ve met plenty of short dudes who pulled simply because of kindness, confidence, and effort. They put effort into how they present themselves and how they act around others and they can take no for an answer without getting butthurt. Guys like the dude in the bagel shop should try it. Also I sincerely believe, as Bo Burnham has once said, “If you want love, lower your expectations.” That’s not to say you shouldn’t have standards, but if your standards are unrealistic, you need to take a good look at yourself and ask yourself if you’ll ever be satisfied. It’s okay that you can’t pull a model. It’s okay that you can’t pull somebody filthy rich. Learn to love people a little more for the joy they give you and not what they can offer you.
You sound like a leveled person. That's always nice tbh. I want to add on, as a woman, that people who care too much about people's heights are probably people you don't want to date anyway. Unless you're also looks-obsessed. I know in america that's especially an issue, as a sizable chunk of women want men above 6'. 6' is really friggin tall. Like tall af tall. My siblings are 6'+, I am average. Makes no sense to me when someone who's 5'6 (5'4 actually on average in USA) and below NEEDs someone who towers over them like a medieval prison guard. Just kinda odd ngl. Not to mention that size difference is goung to make cozy spooning a lot more difficult. Also weird to label anyone who's perfectly average as "shorties". My self-esteem would take a massive hit if I was labeled as "flat as a washboard" all the time, just because I'm an average B-C, and not a D cup. Hope you're doing well man!
Back in the day when I worked at Walmart we had a family like the first one. You heard screaming and arguing around the corner and were like “here they come”. Mom/grandma in the electric scooter with fat rolls spilling over. Fully grown adult daughter holding a baby. Her young daughter also holding a baby. All of them screaming at each other non-stop. That was always when I took my break. 😅
He does have a severe pre-existing medical condition he struggles to pay for, but I don't believe he ever died. His story's really sad, I can't laugh at him. Mental illness, poverty, discrimination, being used, etc. Wavywebsurf did a video on it. Little gremlin makes sure I can't enjoy most content, and I love the man for it.
@@None-Trick_Pony I get what you’re saying but to be fair tho, I have also experienced much of that in my life and I’m not a belligerent, misogynistic dick to strangers at bagel shops lmao. Everybody has problems and struggles, lifes hell, but you don’t get to scream at strangers
@@bigbeefscorcho actually this one’s by Charlie ☻ if u look at his main channel, he has a list of his other channel (including this one). But yeah there are a lot of channels reposting his content so it’s easy to mistake them lol
Every single time somebody starts a sentence with "I'm not a racist, but...", it's guaranteed they're about to follow up with something racist. If you are *actually* not a racist, you don't have to tell people that because they can see for themselves.
44:56 the one time i got hit by a car, I got up and got into it, since the dude offered to drive me to the ER. The biggest injury I suffered was to my ego tho 😭
I'm wondering how hard the little guy would have started tooling if people started looking around saying "Who said that? Where are you? Show yourself!"
I worked in the restaurant industry for years and I can say a majority of customers a great but a bunch of people believe in the customer is always right and the people who mostley say that are the problem customers
My spouse listens to tiktoks that recreate karens asking for ridiculous restaurant non-menu considerations, and that shit stresses ME out. Can't understand the fascination, but does make me really feel for staff.
ya the first video was real then he made a character out of it because it became popular and made a channel where he just complained bout stuff lol watched a few interviews with him explaining it he went there someone made fun of him being short and he went off
27:11 pretty sure their 6 combined IQ points got together and really thought everyone would finally see the light after posting their video "Here we are at Target acting like twat waffles"
How presumptuous to assume they each have a brain cell. Don't you know that brain cell sharing is just as common as sister sharing among those demographics?
I'm pretty sure the Karen at 1:14:00 is the same one who got dragged out of a fast-food joint by cops wearing a triple-leopard print crime of fashion, screamimg "kidnap" or something.
Agreed you can see the decline and it's so sad not to mention you can kinda tell where her trauma came from considering her obsession with saving people's souls and fear of people going to hell in the walmart videos
I agree, I started off laughing but it didn't take long to realise this lady just needs help. I'm not sure if it's just drugs, mental illness, or both, but that's way too far gone to just be "Karen" behaviour
Being an introverted autistic gal, I'd probably leave a bowl of candy out for Halloween HOWEVER!!! I'd learn from this video, and leave only half a bowl out, and if it goes empty or a parent pulls that stunt? Simple, wait for them to leave my line of sight, and sneakily refill the bowl to halfway with more candy, so the kids of the neighborhood who have decent parents wont be getting robbed of their well earned porch bowl fun.
24:15 I really love that Charlie is so off-line and pure, that he obviously doesnt assume or even understand that the crazy woman is complaining about transgender people using their preferred bathrooms. If you're a sane person, you would never think that was even a justified reason to be screaming at everyone in the middle of Walmart
I usually work Halloween so I put a bowl out. Got the stealing to stop by mixing opened m&ms and skittles. That was the last time they stole the whole bowl
A store is private property and can choose When and if you can record--so many people violate this. However an employee represents the store and isn't bound by this.
Yeah. I worked security for a retail store. I had to remove a guy with an “F*** Biden” sign. He said I was violating his First Amendment right. I pointed out the First Amendment starts, “Congress shall make no law,” and I’m not Congress.
It's about trans and gay people because bigots can't tell the difference between gender identity and sexual attraction and think they're the same thing.
Man I had the same thing happen in the first video, except they were the ones pulling out the phone cam. They got pissed and said we owed them cash back because they didn't use all the amount they prepaid on gas, and refused to believe us that it goes back to the card automatically because they didn't get a text from their bank or something.
So I thought you were tall until you just said this short stuff on 3rd video..... lankey was where I assumed you were. Either way your sarcasm is brilliant and halarious. Great commentary.
26:15 I don't know about that Charlie, last week I went to Target and ever since I've been sneaking in to my wife's closet and trying on her wigs and bra's. So their has to be something to it . Lmao
honestly lisa isnt even a karen. she's acting like someone who doesnt know where to turn or is in the initial confused stages of dementia or something. obviously that's just speculation but either way, regardless, she's def not a karen. she's honestly just confused and might not know where to go with her personal concerns
The baby and the child in the first video didn’t even flinch. Which unfortunately means they are VERY used to the screaming and freaking out. So sad.
The dyed hair should be the first sign of a Karen
@@j.j.5330nah if it looks like it's still developing yea. karens always do box dye on a drunken manic haze at 2am on a monday
A mother with bright red hair is a huge red flag, trust me, it's not the first time I've seen a horrible mother that had hair like this.
@@j.j.5330 too big of a group of people
She looks like she's balding.
“i’m pissed because he won’t repent” absolutely SENTTTTT MEEE
Lmao he's such an ACCUSER 😂
On of the greatest lines ever said of script
The council meeting one actually makes me really sad. It seems like she needs a lot of help and doesn't know where to turn
For sure. Can’t even be mad at her.
The people in the back are kinda dicks. Shaking their heads and shit instead of stopping and thinking "dang man she's been through a lot" like I know Charlie is joking and the council themselves was very wholesome letting her rant like that. I give props to the council for that.
Yeah
it fr feels like she either doesnt know where to turn, or that she's in the beginning stages of dementia or smth. she's acting a lot like my great grandma acted before that
Me too. I also don’t understand how she’s a Karen, she wasn’t yelling at one or being rude or anything
Charlie talking about the short guy was amazing. I was chuckling until 17:00. Right then, when he talked about the chest bump, I started dying of laughter. Literally, my eyes were watering, lol.
Justin Title sounds like "just entitled" and I love it.
Sounds like key and peele sketch “Justin time”
im crying what
Ace Attorney ahh name
@@noah-_-z_z or like this one book I saw in the library in elementary school called “Justin Case”
"I don't know if doing meth in a Walmart bathroom is technically a sin." Absolutely *took me out*!😂
i have ocd and autism, so wearing a mask always makes me feel a gut sense of panic. i still wore it every day for 8 hours straight in school for the sake of those around me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the "personally suing" part had me dying
“Over the pants hand job” lmao
It’s so freakin funny, I don’t know how he just comes up with all those insults off the cuff
charlie is so god damn witty and quick with it dude i appreciate it so much
Your breakdown of "MUTH-UR-FAHKER" lady is the best one I've seen yet. 🤣🤣
12:13 bro this shit is gold I’m laughing my ass off haha, this really could be in an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol
something charlie would do fr
That "personally sue" part was pure poetry.
Shakespearian shit from charlie there
1:11:49 "you can't see peoples' faces, you can't make human connection" Yes Karen, that was the most glorious part of lockdown. And yet during the pandemic people still stood too close to me in grocery stores.
Literally. People not being able to see my face was the best part
Oh you're so edgy and cool
@@carbon4454 it's edgy to not want people seeing our faces and standing too close to us?
@@notlark650 It is to extroverts.
@@hungryburger1170aka the people that never quit yapping
I’m short. Like, short, short. I’m five feet, and I’ve accepted that. It’s not something I can change unless I got that one surgery procedure, but I’d rather be short than look like a flamingo. If people are not attracted to that, it’s not gonna make me any more attractive to be a raging insecure asshole over it. I’ve met plenty of short dudes who pulled simply because of kindness, confidence, and effort. They put effort into how they present themselves and how they act around others and they can take no for an answer without getting butthurt. Guys like the dude in the bagel shop should try it.
Also I sincerely believe, as Bo Burnham has once said, “If you want love, lower your expectations.” That’s not to say you shouldn’t have standards, but if your standards are unrealistic, you need to take a good look at yourself and ask yourself if you’ll ever be satisfied. It’s okay that you can’t pull a model. It’s okay that you can’t pull somebody filthy rich. Learn to love people a little more for the joy they give you and not what they can offer you.
You sound like a leveled person. That's always nice tbh. I want to add on, as a woman, that people who care too much about people's heights are probably people you don't want to date anyway. Unless you're also looks-obsessed. I know in america that's especially an issue, as a sizable chunk of women want men above 6'.
6' is really friggin tall. Like tall af tall. My siblings are 6'+, I am average. Makes no sense to me when someone who's 5'6 (5'4 actually on average in USA) and below NEEDs someone who towers over them like a medieval prison guard. Just kinda odd ngl. Not to mention that size difference is goung to make cozy spooning a lot more difficult.
Also weird to label anyone who's perfectly average as "shorties". My self-esteem would take a massive hit if I was labeled as "flat as a washboard" all the time, just because I'm an average B-C, and not a D cup.
Hope you're doing well man!
Five foot isnt short short, i have a neighbor who is 4'8. That, is short short
I love the casual "boxing kangaroo" in between a shit ton of unhinged Karens
“The Best Walmart Freakout” is a classic around 35:00. So good
There is an entire video of her "saga"
@@1WEareBUFO1 😂 that’s so crazy, she’s so crazy!!
FotherMuckeeerrrrr!!!
So proud that those videos take place in Michigan, definitely a very accurate portrayal of the people around here 🤣 motherfucker 💀
I was dying the whole time 😂😂😂😭😭😭
15:49 “the sitcom ‘Two and a Half Hobits’” sent me 🤣🤣 literally had me choking before I could laugh 🤣
The city council one totally gave "Mama this is a Wendy's" vibe😂😂😂
i will have 2 cheeseburgers and some jalapeno poppers sir there's just one problem we're a bank
I’m so glad all Charlie does is yap, it’s so good for white noise for sleeping 🙌🙏
He is yappy AF.
his voice is just the right pitch, timbre and pacing.
Back in the day when I worked at Walmart we had a family like the first one. You heard screaming and arguing around the corner and were like “here they come”. Mom/grandma in the electric scooter with fat rolls spilling over. Fully grown adult daughter holding a baby. Her young daughter also holding a baby. All of them screaming at each other non-stop. That was always when I took my break. 😅
15:30 Charlie ain’t a short king. He is the short emperor of mankind.
I'm 6'4 at 15.
Also Charlie is sexy just be honest
The bagel shop goblin is a throwback, esp since that guy is straightup dead now from I wanna say it was kidney issues
wait what where did you find that
He does have a severe pre-existing medical condition he struggles to pay for, but I don't believe he ever died. His story's really sad, I can't laugh at him. Mental illness, poverty, discrimination, being used, etc. Wavywebsurf did a video on it. Little gremlin makes sure I can't enjoy most content, and I love the man for it.
@@None-Trick_Pony I get what you’re saying but to be fair tho, I have also experienced much of that in my life and I’m not a belligerent, misogynistic dick to strangers at bagel shops lmao. Everybody has problems and struggles, lifes hell, but you don’t get to scream at strangers
9:15 "its a very serious situation she's going through, however as the anime-"
how do i not hold in my laughter after that 💀
You seem so young to me Charlie. When I was growing up, we had only three channels. I applaud you for your insightful coomentary. My family loves you.
I don’t think this is Charlie’s own channel, his personally run channel is Penguinz0 :)
@@bigbeefscorcho actually this one’s by Charlie ☻ if u look at his main channel, he has a list of his other channel (including this one). But yeah there are a lot of channels reposting his content so it’s easy to mistake them lol
i had like 4 back to back crazy karens yesterday. i shoulda gone to college. being a dishwasher for 10 years...im an idiot
10years. thats ruff buddy. are you over 25?
Get out
wishing you the best brother! never too late
@@callender.nathaniel ya im 28
@@superubergoober thanks man. I got to complacent and just dont know how to get out. But I can't deny its laziness when you break it down :/
12:14 the city council equivalent of "ma'am, this is a Wendy's."
Every single time somebody starts a sentence with "I'm not a racist, but...", it's guaranteed they're about to follow up with something racist. If you are *actually* not a racist, you don't have to tell people that because they can see for themselves.
I'm not a racist, but pineapple on pizza isn't that bad. Personally, it's more the texture than the taste that bothers me.
I’m not racist, but I don’t like Facebook and I don’t like the internet, because I can’t find a job. (The library blocked my password.)
I’m so glad Lisa made it into the Final Cut!!! Truly a legend
"That mucous goblin lawyer you're gonna track down..."
🤣🤣🤣
Another great Charlieism.
44:56 the one time i got hit by a car, I got up and got into it, since the dude offered to drive me to the ER. The biggest injury I suffered was to my ego tho 😭
I'm wondering how hard the little guy would have started tooling if people started looking around saying "Who said that? Where are you? Show yourself!"
Ending it with "Where is you parent?"
I wanted someone to put their hand on his forehead, and let him try throwing hands, genuinely I wanted that lol 😆
Dude.... she said "your kids are going to get fucked." She ACTUALLY SAID THAT?! Woooowwww. She needs to be in jail!
41:39
LMAOOO she literally said it with her whole body 😭😭
I worked in the restaurant industry for years and I can say a majority of customers a great but a bunch of people believe in the customer is always right and the people who mostley say that are the problem customers
My spouse listens to tiktoks that recreate karens asking for ridiculous restaurant non-menu considerations, and that shit stresses ME out. Can't understand the fascination, but does make me really feel for staff.
And it’s not even the full quote so their belief is wrong lol
@@KingOfGaymesright?
So glad I am in country where it's socially acceptable to hate customers and be rude to them
The bagel shop Guy is hilarious no matter how many times I see it. 😂
ya the first video was real then he made a character out of it because it became popular and made a channel where he just complained bout stuff lol watched a few interviews with him explaining it he went there someone made fun of him being short and he went off
I struggled to understand why he is so mad, i did hear its because he got rejected in dating ups but i mean why is he mad to randoms for this lol
27:11 pretty sure their 6 combined IQ points got together and really thought everyone would finally see the light after posting their video "Here we are at Target acting like twat waffles"
How presumptuous to assume they each have a brain cell. Don't you know that brain cell sharing is just as common as sister sharing among those demographics?
I'm pretty sure the Karen at 1:14:00 is the same one who got dragged out of a fast-food joint by cops wearing a triple-leopard print crime of fashion, screamimg "kidnap" or something.
27:01 I'm really digging the charlie peasant hair
Charlie adding that thwomp sound has to be the most editing I've seen him do besides scene switching
The one with Lisa isn't really funny, just horribly sad.
Agreed you can see the decline and it's so sad not to mention you can kinda tell where her trauma came from considering her obsession with saving people's souls and fear of people going to hell in the walmart videos
i thought the same thing. she doesnt know why shes there she started in the start or what theyre talking about.
I agree, I started off laughing but it didn't take long to realise this lady just needs help. I'm not sure if it's just drugs, mental illness, or both, but that's way too far gone to just be "Karen" behaviour
Charlie saw the compilation channels and and took it into his own hands
22:45 oh charlie, you have no idea huh…
26:25 i love going to target and spreading my homosexuality, me and my girlfriend actually go and give out gay conversion classes directly in target
The first lady holding the babys shirt has a tag on it that says "Tools". 😂 3:50
"Not my father" 😂😂😂 Short guy is great... Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
These Halloween mothers hurt the children. The best time for children is going door to door. They take away the fun of childhood.
And teach their kids that it’s okay to ignore posted rules/requests… yeah terrible parenting all around for so many reasons 😓
Being an introverted autistic gal, I'd probably leave a bowl of candy out for Halloween
HOWEVER!!!
I'd learn from this video, and leave only half a bowl out, and if it goes empty or a parent pulls that stunt? Simple, wait for them to leave my line of sight, and sneakily refill the bowl to halfway with more candy, so the kids of the neighborhood who have decent parents wont be getting robbed of their well earned porch bowl fun.
"When I was growing up, my TV only had 100 channels." O.o lolol Honey, when I was growing up, my TV only had THREE channels.
10:06 Me when I had no knowledge of insurance but got a job at an insurance call center anyway
I assume that the short man freaking out is from a commercial inviting people to visit the tri-state area.
24:15 I really love that Charlie is so off-line and pure, that he obviously doesnt assume or even understand that the crazy woman is complaining about transgender people using their preferred bathrooms. If you're a sane person, you would never think that was even a justified reason to be screaming at everyone in the middle of Walmart
I was wondering if anyone else was gonna mention that lol
Lmao real. I didn’t know my existence makes people this fucking mad. I mean I knew but this much?
My thoughts exactly! I am trans tho so that’s probably why 😅
It’s a target
"this is not love, this is hate" she says as she's spewing hate herself
I feel bad for the lady at the town hall meeting. She needs a para helper with her 24/7
rewatching videos i've already seen ? hell yeah 😎
"He will be burning in hellfire and brimstone in aginizing pain!"
"Yeah, totally understand"
Retail service at its best
Hell on Earth for most entitled "Christians" is an average Black Firday for retail workers.
The miss piggy comment was so accurate I literally said she sounded like a muppet😭🙏
I usually work Halloween so I put a bowl out. Got the stealing to stop by mixing opened m&ms and skittles. That was the last time they stole the whole bowl
A store is private property and can choose When and if you can record--so many people violate this. However an employee represents the store and isn't bound by this.
Yeah. I worked security for a retail store. I had to remove a guy with an “F*** Biden” sign. He said I was violating his First Amendment right. I pointed out the First Amendment starts, “Congress shall make no law,” and I’m not Congress.
12:34 the outsiders mentioned 🙂
These complication videos are great for watching while smoking after work
The striped shirt hobbit at the bagel shop is single?? SHOCKER!
I hope Lisa gets the help she needs
1:10:15 geeze lady, never go in for surgery. They all wear masks. Five minutes in and the surgeon will be getting light headed and dizzy.
*warms hands over the retail-fires
15:45 two and a half hobbits is diabolically funny charles 😂
Just realized the religious Target family melt down was about trans people.
Yes law changes so male predators in dresses can attack women & children. She spoke the truth
It's about trans and gay people because bigots can't tell the difference between gender identity and sexual attraction and think they're the same thing.
Yep ......freakin sad
I saw that gem years ago 😂, right when the transgender bathroom war was at its height. I'm so embarrassed for her children.
We’re getting all of Charles old archives
1:34:52 When you open up an emote wheel, but instead of an angry expression you misclick and get locked into electric boogalo animation
i like how the videos also show how charlies hair progressively gets longer over time
He read my mind, i’ve been watching heaps of these lately.and heaps of his slap contest videos “slap mountain” was fkn goated
Hilarious! Thanks for making my day. Cheers from Australia
Man I had the same thing happen in the first video, except they were the ones pulling out the phone cam. They got pissed and said we owed them cash back because they didn't use all the amount they prepaid on gas, and refused to believe us that it goes back to the card automatically because they didn't get a text from their bank or something.
“the game is you getting fucked to death” always makes me belly laugh
i just wish someone like this would come in my store cuz i would be laughing up a storm at the first girl
I thought Sears closed. Apparently there are 11 left.
This may be the most shocking thing I learned from this video.
This has 11 likes, we must keep it that way
@@woopzbruh-p3rit’s at 22 now. We got to buy sears stock, the comment section is predicting them doubling their locations lol
Lmfao, I didn't even realize right away that it was city of Davenport! What up QC! LOL
After listening to charlie for a while now, i finally made the connection that charlies voice sounds so much like carl from lammas with hats 😂
I thought that Parks and Rec was exaggerating their community meetings haha
16:43 omg i thought it was just the camera angle that made blue shirt guy look so much taller… i actually cackled
A metal band sampled the Walmart karen. 😂
"The Mummy" (1999) is one of my All-Time Favorite Movies!"
22:52 religious psychosis is a problem
Yeah, you dont care about religion at all i can tell
@@TMumblez I care that religion poisons the mind. It’s a disease, especially in America. Trying to spread its toxicity to everyone it can touch.
@@TMumblezi dont think jesus would approve this madness so for people who care about religion i don't think that this should be their example
@@firegator6853ok? Are you responding to the right person?
I think meth has more to do with the problem there.
18:23 The woody woodpecker laugh is so fucking good lol
the walmart lady is clearly having a bad trip that's causing her to have a religious, existential crisis. my condolences
such a classic charlie vid
I love that you keep adding RuneScape examples in your vids :)
11:47 that old man is my new hero.
Scary thing is there are people that actually AGREE with the Karen's.
Lisa is not a Karen and I’ll die on this hill
So I thought you were tall until you just said this short stuff on 3rd video..... lankey was where I assumed you were. Either way your sarcasm is brilliant and halarious. Great commentary.
“pleasant sears customers” made me chuckle lmao
charlie should do this again XD super funny
26:15 I don't know about that Charlie, last week I went to Target and ever since I've been sneaking in to my wife's closet and trying on her wigs and bra's. So their has to be something to it . Lmao
Target made me trans with trendy but affordable selection of women’s clothes
@@CharlieApples slay ❤
55:01 the terrified of puppies man
"Oh my God I just wanted bagels.....!"😂
I love getting to watch the evaluation of Charlie’s hair getting longer and longer.
Whos evaluating it?
@@TMumblez me
The C-Span woman makes me think of the chicken from the children story where she gets pissy because no one wants to help her.
Love when the video pauses so we can take a Karen break in the middle of the video
The way that Charlie describes things is just wild
honestly lisa isnt even a karen. she's acting like someone who doesnt know where to turn or is in the initial confused stages of dementia or something. obviously that's just speculation but either way, regardless, she's def not a karen. she's honestly just confused and might not know where to go with her personal concerns
Damn he really went off on that first person, rightfully so