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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- ok so apparently i was wrong at the beginning of the video. the youtube algorithm is not done blowing me up. 3k subscribers??? y'all i'm absolutely talentless i don't deserve that. thank you though i guess.
the iron cafe coronavirus answer might just be a little foreshadowing for my next video...just sayin...
update 7:21pm 2/8/2020: apparently youtube didnt process my custom thumbnail and i didn't notice until now. i still got 1.25k views. that's nice to know - i can go a long time without having a custom thumbnail i guess. noted.
#venti
#robloxtrolling
#ventitrolling
#ventitrainings
#ventitrainingstrolling
HAHA I MADE THIS VIDEO UNLISTED BEFORE I MADE IT AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC SO I'M FIRST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BEAT Y'ALL
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
3k!!
How do you get so many subsssss! This is hilarious as always LMAO.
*le gasp*
Cheater :)
noob, you suck.
I got kicked because I said “grammar is the least relevant thing in a kids game” ;-;
Ximena Villa I got kicked when someone was using another languages words to clearly write English words, an HR warned him so I said something like
“Warning I - False warnings. He is clearly writing English with other languages letters, use your eyes and your brain.”
This was at Verde cafe.
hello kinnies Which hotel was it?
•Shortie • Yeppp.
They have to sound superior or the kids won't feel uncomfortable around them.
I got kicked because I typed Vietnamese sentences and everyone was like what does that mean!?
This was at frappe cafe v4
I died when she said kick and didn’t spell the name right, and the laughing!
LOL, not sure which one cause I missed it, so did aesterism
BraulioDM correction:LOL! not sure why are you correcting him/her you sound like those people who work at the cafes like your not any different,bye have a great night/day
BraulioDM yes
BraulioDM i saw him, yes he did have bed grammar.
BraulioDM oh,also i’m on my mothers acc thats why my names is “hasnaa blila “.
Omg I was fired here for saying “I am going to host interviews at my Nightfall Cafe, bye everyone!”.
three words
HAIL SESAMERT AND NATURALITY
wait that’s 4 words
_ _ _ _ _
I hate ROBLOX chat
hello, do any of you actually know why do cafe supervisors always have the letters "ae" in their username and why do they wear antlers and valkyrie helm ???????
@@barneytheolddogs944 hail sesamert & natruality thats 3 words
Interviewer: "Kick seasmert"
Sesamert: "Imma ruin this girl's whole career"
keep up the funny videos, still waiting for that epic koala cafe troll vid
*_seasmert_*
The Guest THAT WAS MY SISTER WHO TRIED TO DO THAT LMAOAOAOAOAO
hello this is the fun police we are coming to ensure that everything is being taken very seriously and that nobody is having fun because fun is a sin as outlined in the 10 Virtual Commandments of pixel cafes if anyone in here is having fun you need to stop immediately because we will kick you and also you're going to hell.
Lmaoo that had me dead
hello this is the fun police police we are coming to ensure that nothing is being taken seriously and nobody is professional because professionalism is a sin according to the 10 commandments of the Anti-Cafe squad. If anyone in here is a fun police you need to stop because you will get banned and sent to even worse hell.
EmmaGaming Channel I am the treasurer of the pixelated cafe. I buy antlers worth one thousand robux each and spend all of my money on fedoras, aesthetic outfits, and username changes. If you decide to troll on our pixelated group, our pixelated fat bodies will ban you.
@@rarebucko It's Roblox, after all
Hello I am the best worker in Fun Police's cafeteria because I find roaches in the kitchen and grab them with bare hands and keep them to serve them to 12 year old aesthetics with antlers and limiteds. I also ONLY serve my pink pee to make them think I gave them a Starbucks Pinkity Drinkity.
these "professionals" type so slow, and even when they're done the message is full of grammatical errors
Not rlly
@@xoceavnrblx6429 yes rlly
xOceavn RBLX shut up you nasty pixelated worker, who cares about a pixel job 🙈 how embarrassing!
@@xoceavnrblx6429 Not really.*
Please use grammar, as since you are the Chief Officer of the Fun Police, you are expected to use grammar everywhere. Nobody can troll, as trolling will make you get sent to hell. Please do not disappoint our god (Vitalious) by not using grammar everywhere. We will be forced to beat you with a belt if you are caught not using grammar everywhere. Do you understand the terms of your punishment?
xOceavn RBLX imagine working in a virtual game
😂 i died of laughter when he said “Please order from the menu or leave the line. Don’t troll.”
@I_G6 I think cus he was trolling idk
*Proceeds to state that you're gonna scam the company for money*
HR: "nice answer m8, but I think we need more serious threats. anyways, moving on"
Interviewer: Have you had any experience in Groups?
Me: Yes, *The Red Army 1940s*
June 1944*
Hitler : Where are Army Group Center?
Field Marshall Ernst Busch and Field Marshall Walter Model : Gone, reduced to atom.
0:44 This is how students hear teachers
Ikr
lmao true
nah, its more like:
blah blah blah blah
Interviewer: How did you find Venti?
Captions: Did you find Bendy?
Me: *illuminati confirmed*
LOL
“Take this virtual cafe interview seriously, please.”
I remember going to a Frappe interview like a year ago when that was a thing. I haven’t been on Roblox in like a year though. One of the questions was something along the lines of “Introduce yourself to the customer” and my dumbass said “Hi! I’m ____, Welcome to Dunkin’ Donuts.” because I had been in the Dunkin’ Donuts group before. They still let me in lmao. I guess they liked my grammar or something.
I hope you didn't get a warning for trolling
stary lol No, I didn’t. It’s been like a year. This was the interview
“Remain respectful”
I cant breathe
*i comit not breath*
Grammar.,?!’” We.,?!’ Ban.’?! . You!!!!1111.’!??,,
5:20 that made my day oml that was the best
grammar rank: 4746575577547
6:30 LMAO HRS AREN’T SUPERVISORS LMFAO
LOL
i'm not a fan of cafes, but i think it means she supervises every high rank. her name should be ''hr's police'', lmao.
It says HR Supervisor
Music Toad they either don’t know what an overseer is or they supervise HRs but I don’t see why hrs would need supervision
xSophrosyne, the supervisor in this timestamp and the Owner Vitalious are probably the rudest admins here. Soph fired me for telling a Barista who founded Venti and I was once scolded by Vitalious because the end of my welcome message "what can I get for ya?" And apparently he thinks that's lazy lol
YAS YOU DID MY REQUEST THANK YOU LOL
Really lol?
OmG_Raja Yaaa
Uhm yes I said in one of his videos *Can you troll Venti*
*yes
@@cathmolly3976 W477433456786: Trolling. One more warning, and you will be kicked.
@@lara-ox3pm warnimg 2mil amd 7. Not say bad grammer
2500 skill level on Wii Sports Resort?
That's some serious future planning right there.
AESTERISM TRAINED ME ONCE AND SHE WAS EXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL
The fun police killed me of laughter
8:00 When the game sucks so much that nobody's getting interviewed and there are 4 HRs (doing nothing) and no trainees but Sesamert
Genshin impact fans: cool new vid
*Sees the name venti as a cafe *
Also them: wait what
I love how he makes the venti staff like Stone Age civilization
"Kick *SEASMERT*
-If they say you should have
grammar when they literally don't.
The sad thing is man, I’ve never seen an MR/HR without an “aesthetic” outfit. I used to think nothing of it, but I’m starting to feel pretty bad to be honest.
That’s true, they always have to have that outfit
Is aesthetic consisting in wearing a suit and pants? If so, then I’m sorry for being one of those HR’s.
Mexican Empire Mapping No, not at all. Good luck on your HR job
Addison’s Stuff okay, thanks. :)
@@304gunner nothing wrong with the aesthetic style but it seems to be the only fashion style with MRs/HRs, and they are usually the players who take everything seriously. It's also funny to count how many staff are wearing antlers 'cause that just proves you're in a virtual workplace lol. Gl on your job.
these interviews make it look like you're hired to a real job or smth
I love how he said NATO although kids dont know what that is, great video though, i was laughing so hard.
HAHHAHA AESTERISM IS MY SISTER LMAOAOAOAOOA
LOL RLLY?
Madeline hey
Madeline ho are you
I laughed so hard when he says 2500 skill level in Wii Sports Resort! I love that game and he's an OGGGGGGGGGGG.
I WAS CRYING WHEN U SAID THAT PEOPLE OF VENTI ISLAND ARE VERY VIOLENT BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE’LL KICK U U DESERVE LIKE 100K SUBS
Troll at frappe or bakiez they’re grammar police lmao, great video! :D
Genshin impact players was here
I literally love your videos so much they make me laugh so much!
2 of the Interviewers that say Kick seasamert had me died of laughter LOL
"Hello, this is NATO here we got your help message and we are on our way to venti now."
channel name: Sesamert
interviewer: *kick seasmert*
You have to make more of these this killed me 😭😭😂😂😂
I love these wholesome videos
They just treat it like a whole job, SIS THAT DONT ADD UP, GO WAIT TIL YOU GET AN ACTUAL JOB GET A-
Most of the MRs there has antlers. Venti hires the people who has no packages, has antlers or valks
*The fun police made me die of laughter*
Edit: At 6:47
TROLL IN STEAMIN' BEANS
Troll The Nighthawk Imperium itd be fun to watch my superiors get angry lol
TH-camr: says *coronavirus*
TH-cam: We’ll pass.
DanTDM’s video’s: Contains words coronavirus.
TH-cam: This is a avengers level threat.
NoobArmy Rules Because DanTDM is a kid friendly channel..
What if you wanted to do a raid at a cafe game
But an HR said:pban all Raid
Just got demoted from this place from senior barista to customer because someone asked me who the owners of venti were and I answered. Apparently they were in the training session with me and that was a question they asked, I passed and they failed or something. Rlly upsetting because I actually rlly wanted to work there, it's the only cafe place like it that doesnt lag me out. Please troll some more, they have a lot of stupid rules they dont actually tell you about and expect you to know them. Unbelievable.
why did a get an adult about jailbreak and some fake roblox app
edit: i’m reading this back 11 months later i don’t understand what i just said. i had a seizure reading this
Ah yes finally the moment we have been waiting for
troll interviews again but when they ask if you have a question dont respond and see how long it lasts.
i can’t be the only person that gets pissed when supervisors do that thing where they bump repeatedly into you.
I'll make sure to do this when I have time.
I got kicked there bc I said:
Would u like to join my dancing lesson?
Me: I love this virtual cafe
Antlers and fedoras: DOnt tROll oR bE kICKED
The HR supervisor SENT ME LOL
6:47 i said this exact line as an HR at a cafe with the SM command, lol. and there were a lot of ".." "-" and "I-"
The word "Venti" is actually a game character in Genshin impact. (Genshin impact is actually older than *Venti* cafe because it was made in September)
You think we don’t know that? lol
Nobody:
Employees: i wear antlers because
you make me die of lasagnaughter almost everyday just quit making good quality gold content already
Speedz what is lasangaughter
Addison Ledford lasagna laughter
I think you had a stroke.
As a junior barista, I feel offended.
joookeeeee
There is no way- when i was watching your vid and applying at boba so i “troll” i failed then this happend 5:00
why do people take roblox so serious it’s literally a virtual game i-
dea people who say “I-“ are e girls/boys
ClaregamerLPS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ| oook?
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@@theradiatorisonfire7768 i-
@@theradiatorisonfire7768 I-
Nobody:
Some annoying girl: Hi ur goanna be arrested if u be fun
Me: Ur arrested for being boring.
asthetic interviewers type *expectation*
copy and paste fastly *reality*
"Hello this is the fun police. we are here to make sure this game is being taken very seriously and to make sure no fun is being had here. because fun is a sin as outlined with the 10 commandmants of virtual cafes." LMAO
i get trolling is fun but sometimes it can be really stressful for the person you’re trolling, or it can upset the person. the trolling in this video wasn’t that bad but my little sister (aged 10) was trolled by someone bypassing and being inappropriate and she was confused and upset
May somebody tell me where to get these TTS voices? I really want to use them.
It's not a Roblox feature, it's video editing. I download files from ttsdemo.com and put them in my video
@@sesamert4556 Yes. I knew they were video editing but I didn't find those voices thank you.
Mr. sesamert, I’ve been subbed for a few weeks now and have always enjoyed your content, your Slowly growing and I hope one day you’ll be at 100k subs, do you have any advice for someone who’s starting up TH-cam and also
(Can you troll at iron cafe? Please.) I hope you see this maybe. I know I’m probably asking a lot but I’d be down to troll if you uh wanted to troll. Anyways thanks for the great times you’ve brought me :D
-sincerely a thankful fan
Hi so I can give you some tips on making content so first find something you like to do then get a screen recorder (if ur on mobile) and record it can be either ur voice or just the game itself. Next try to get a good thumbnail which is not clickbait and try to edit the video it may be hard but it's worth it and you may say: why are u telling me this? Well I just want to help whenever I can. (P.S I wish I could edit my videos but my footage is around 1gb for 10 minutes when I used to post 20 min vids before) good luck on your YT career
Thanks
Sesamert may I friend you, I’d gladly assist you on other trolling videos and follow scripts you provide for me to say.
Same
sEaSmErT* gRaMmAr PlEaSe
okay so there is 73772’ gshhwghs mistakes
seasmert freind yuo if gadly asit tolling videos follow scirpts porvide MISTAKESSSS
I got banned without any warnings for "Being such a meanie weenie"
LMAO WHAT
@@liqquare yeah.
I feel like cafes are very up tight like this is roblox-
Bro im a big fan of you keep up the great work also I'm subscribed to your channel
OMG I WAS TRAINED BY AETRISM!
Edit: why the heck did i post this comment lol..?
.o.
@Samsung lmao it was a spelling mistake, sorry if i did anything wrong lol 😑
YOU BETTER MAKE ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW
0:56 who else thought that wonderful sounded a bit sedated, and in jolly land. But crazy at the same time hahah- 😂😂😂
I pretended to be a karen at venti and i got perma banned lol
this isn’t even how job interviews are irl
Why was I waiting for them to say 'kick all'
Troll at Moonlights! They'll kick you in 2 seconds!
I bet the second dude didn't even know what the Coronavirus is and just simply thought it was a troll.
Is that a- A WARRIOR CATS T-SHIRT? A FELLOW FAN!
Venti has to be the most toxic out of all of them
Troll boba until they become a better cafe
Post more pls I love these sm
Definition of Karen: An undesirable person.
Synonym: *The Fun Police HR*
the fun police had me rolling
Bruh why tf anyone would roleplay a damn cafe
I mean it's only worth it if you are getting robux.
Koala café.
I once wanted to become ranked there but i never did. I went to an interview but i didn't get the trainee. I was very sad that i left the group and didn't play the game for days. Sad times
troll at iceberg hotels
def going to do that soon, you're the 34578345387456875th person to request it. an iceberg trolling video will be up before march 1st i hope, but not making any promises.
just looking at this game name once reminds me of venti from genshin impact
Oh, shit! It’s one of my alts!
LMFAOO SAME
Admin abuse at Empire Theater. If you’re a host (pass a really easy application for host) you get admin commands. You can make people look ridiculous and with building tools, you can ruin people’s stage sets and ruin the plays.
notice how all the admins have atlers and default face lol
Why they gonna kick this person saying facts that it’s an undiscovered island venti cafe is so confusing
You should troll at army groups during the trainings
:Supervisor Hello this is the fun policeman
Troll at camp gay next
Hello mate, here is my story of how I found an isolated island also known as Venti Cafe,
So I was sailing with my boat, a peaceful day, few hours later, the sea turned rough and waves crashed my boat and crashed it.
when I opened my eyes, I saw people looking at me, some saying "I-" "..." "." but then a weird person came and kicked me from the island, fortunately,
I sneaked back to the island and,
I created a signal for a rescue helicopter to rescue me, and I am home safe and sound,
never will travel to sea ever again.
the fact i know all the mr's there and them featured on a video-
U NEED MORE SUBSCRIBERS LOL THIS CONTENT IS GOLDD
Troll at the Roblox Burger King! They let you buy ranks! And they get annoying customers too!