😂😂 He actually did this is Dustin not Jay 😂 But coincidentally he was on Zooming with the Homies yesterday and has lost ALOT of weight. He looks good. Go check it out it was a good show.
I think the formula that makes the vibes better for me is a calm anchor. I was gonna say it’s just Tony being in the room, but it’s also Rob Haze. Keep it chill, engage, let’s all get our stuff off smooth.
Kevs stories be so unintentionally funny. At this point he needs to shoot reenactments with his sons. PocketSausageBoy and OpenDoorDrive, coming soon. Make it happen.
As a former enterprise employee that worked at a branch in the hood, I can vouch that everything she said is true! I’ve been there myself personally 😂. Freakin bums!
I remember years ago when I saw Chris Rock at the comedy club. He said, "Ah St. Louis! There is a lot to do in St. Louis. You go to the mall....then you go to the other mall!" LOL!
They sayin they hate all these cities and states and then get on stage at that very city and the first thing that come out they mouf “Man I love coming here” 😂😂😂😂
Man the way I was in the middle of renting a car in Enterprise and they was talking to the police about someone stealing a car 😂😂. I wanted to say I can come back later 😂😂😂
As an actual native born, person from Anniston, AL that wasn’t collard greens you were smelling it was chemicals from Monsanto. Fortunately, it no longer smells that way. Unfortunately, those chemicals did destroy the community because the chemicals contaminated our water and soil.
Omg I’m so sorry 😮 I was thinking it never smelled when I was there. I always passed through on my way to GA and my former spouse was stationed there for a few mos. This was a few yrs before the pandemic. Did anyone get sick from all of that?
Nobody is saying it, so I will. Dustin Nickerson looks and sounds like a real-life Ned Flanders. If ever there is a live action Simpsons movie, he would be perfect!🤣
And I just saw the other part of this last night where Kev says he loves being naked at the hotels. So I know he wouldn’t have a problem walking around his own kitchen naked doing an ad for us to watch. Lordt help us. 😂
Damn again.. 😂 Kevs door story reminds me of our Astro van😂😂 I had a foster mom who had a brown Astro van, despite living in the 2000s😂 Anyway this van was slowly falling apart So much that the sliding door worked sometimes. Sometimes you could open it, sometimes you couldn't. Which meant the driver had to get in first, then reach over and open the front passenger door so that the others could climb in one by one through the passenger door😂, that converted to the driver opening the door, letting one of usnin first so that person could unlock the back door and front door so that people could get in the van from the front and the back 😂😂😂, straight tag teaming the van to get in 😂 One day while picking up my little sisters from school, their school was the last pick up. So we get em, we get on the road and to get home we had to get on the freeway. So coming from their school there's this little turn to make to get over tontye freeway, in tye midst of our big sister making that turn, the sliding door suddenly bursts open, and one of my sisters was sitting next to the door😂😂 she damn near falls out the door, but she had her seatbelt on so thank god she didn't. My sister didn't even stop she just yelled " CLOSE THE DOOR" So she's headed on tye freeway and we're all trying to close the door 😂😂😂 It was scary at tye moment but once we got that door closed we fell out in laughter because we knew we must've looked crazy. Yall know how traffic is waiting for a green light, and you're in the turning lane, so all of the waiting traffic is looking at our situation 😂😂😂 I love kevs stories they remind me of my childhood 😂❤
💀This really shouldn't have been this funny! Why are we like this?!?!?😂 Y'all sounded like y'all mighta cheated death weekly in that van! That joker sounded like it was ready to take y'all to the King on MULTIPLE occasions!😂🚐
Haven't been to Buffalo since we left (when I was a toddler). But I'm DEFINITELY in my feelings hearing Kev & Tony talking trash 😂. Any Black/Africana person who can withstand the wild weather & (sometimes) gritty situations is a champ in my book🤷🏿♀️❤. Plus shout-out to Beverly Johnson.
All those folks talking 💩 about that baby and her ‘98 Escort. Any of y’all gonna contribute to a GoFundMe to get her outta that loan and into a less financially wreck-y situation? Uhh-hum. That’s what I thought. 🤨 Leave 👏🏾 that 👏🏾 baby 👏🏾 alone! 👏🏾
I was born and raised in El Paso. And have to agree with Tony...it....is...WACK! I left after high school and joined the military, and 25+ years and going and I have not looked back. I loved it growing up, but was so glad once I left.
Those cities with train tracks and destruction helped build this country. It ain't their fault the jobs went to Mexico and China. 🤨 🙂 Now with that said great show y'all. And I'm always happy to see Kennelia hanging with the Kevonstage crew. ☺️
There’s no way the company paid Kev after he did the ad read without a shirt 😂
CAME HERE TO SAY JUST THIS 😂😭💀💀💀
I've found my people. Cuz 😂😂😂
Right!😅😅 I don't know what it was for but after that I don't want it.
Kev owed THEM money after that read. 😂🤣🤣
I was hoping he at least had clothes on the bottom half lol
Kev: Podcast ad revenue is way down!
Also Kev: I’m not putting a shirt on for this ad read.
😂😂😂😂
The red tape on the car 😂😂😂 Everytime Kevin tells a story like this I think to myself, “Melissa REALLY loves this man.”😅
Omg I thought Big Irish Jay shrunk 😂😂😂 scared the heck outta me at first glance 🤦🏽♂️🤣
Well he did shrink just not that much lol
😂😂 He actually did this is Dustin not Jay 😂 But coincidentally he was on Zooming with the Homies yesterday and has lost ALOT of weight. He looks good. Go check it out it was a good show.
I worked at Enerprise too. Worst 9 months of my life. I concur wholeheartedly with this story.
I really wished this was a longer show😔 one of the best podcast to come out since sqauddcast🔥
As a Jacksonville, FL representative we literaly love when yall come in town
Seeing those dimples on Tony puts a smile on my face. Happy Monday everyone.
No clothes in an ad is crazy 😂😂😂😂
Lmao I was about to say the same thing 😂
The Subway car thief wasn't even mad about them yanking the car back; he was mad cuz he lost the spinners and the tint he actually paid for😅
Havent listened yet but I had a 98 ford escort with manual windows 😂 Arms strong!
Lmao. Like you churning butter.
😅😅 And reaching behind me to roll the back window up. I just got rid of my 94 Corolla. Love you CiCi, you held me down. 😇
As a former fresh-out-of college Enterprise employee I can confirm it was a WIIILLLLDDDD place to work 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
I have stories for dayyyyyssss 😅
All Facts!!! 🎯🎯🎯
I think the formula that makes the vibes better for me is a calm anchor. I was gonna say it’s just Tony being in the room, but it’s also Rob Haze. Keep it chill, engage, let’s all get our stuff off smooth.
Kevs stories be so unintentionally funny. At this point he needs to shoot reenactments with his sons. PocketSausageBoy and OpenDoorDrive, coming soon. Make it happen.
Facts
That's a great idea. Based on how successful the keep your distance skits were, this would be hilarious.
That's such a great idea !!!
11:40 'Fort Military!'😂😂😂😂
🗣️🗣️DUUUUVAAALLLLLL….!!!!! Thank y’all for the kind words about Jacksonville….🤞🏾🤞🏾💯💯💯
I was there a couple yrs ago for like two hrs and I loved it 😂 I think we were downtown.
As a former enterprise employee that worked at a branch in the hood, I can vouch that everything she said is true! I’ve been there myself personally 😂. Freakin bums!
I did the enterprise management internship in college. Worst summer ever. Was cleaning cars in a suit in 90 degree weather
My husband & I went to your show in Jacksonville and it was 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 we loved it
😂😂😂 ERAC was my first job after college and her story is 100% true!
Kev is great at stand up, but his random life stories always have me in tears!😂😂😂
I remember years ago when I saw Chris Rock at the comedy club. He said, "Ah St. Louis! There is a lot to do in St. Louis. You go to the mall....then you go to the other mall!" LOL!
😂😂😂 that was my first car $289 for 84 months is crazy
They sayin they hate all these cities and states and then get on stage at that very city and the first thing that come out they mouf “Man I love coming here” 😂😂😂😂
Kev, you are outta control for the end of that commercial!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm from San Diego, and the worst places I visit is NY. People are so not friendly there but we enjoy your show and the food options there.
Fellow San Diegan here and I loved the San Diego love section ❤
I still have my CD collection as well, with the booklet behind them! Those are classic!
Facts! I used to work at Enterprise too. I had to repo a few of my cars back too. LOL
This was a good episode! Crying laughing 🤣
Good morning!! Great start to my week!!
Military brat here ! The base I was born at closed now I'm really lost on the where are you from question lol
Tony acting out the Enterprise scene stealing the car back after getting a foot long sub 😂😂😂 26:35
With so much love respect and support from upstate NY ❤️
Enterprise standin on BIDNESS😂😂😂😂
That enterprise story is movie certified. Write it up kev😂😂
Man the way I was in the middle of renting a car in Enterprise and they was talking to the police about someone stealing a car 😂😂. I wanted to say I can come back later 😂😂😂
That shirtless ad was outta line!
That action sequence Tony described shoukd definitely be on an episode of 9-1-1😂
Jacksonville is PERFECT. Period. 👌🏽
That Lazy promo is crazyy🤦🏾♂️
As an actual native born, person from Anniston, AL that wasn’t collard greens you were smelling it was chemicals from Monsanto. Fortunately, it no longer smells that way. Unfortunately, those chemicals did destroy the community because the chemicals contaminated our water and soil.
Omg I’m so sorry 😮 I was thinking it never smelled when I was there. I always passed through on my way to GA and my former spouse was stationed there for a few mos. This was a few yrs before the pandemic.
Did anyone get sick from all of that?
The Indy hate is hurting my heart 🤦🏽♀️
The Fact I’ve Stopped In El Pasi On A Greyhound Is Highlarious
$99/month 😭😭😭 the mistakes we make in our youth 😂
Na no Indianapolis disrespect will be tolerated
Nobody is saying it, so I will. Dustin Nickerson looks and sounds like a real-life Ned Flanders. If ever there is a live action Simpsons movie, he would be perfect!🤣
Kev got me spiting me food when I saw him read the ad 😂😂😂
And I just saw the other part of this last night where Kev says he loves being naked at the hotels. So I know he wouldn’t have a problem walking around his own kitchen naked doing an ad for us to watch. Lordt help us. 😂
Dustin Knickerson fits right in 😅😅
Tony’s movie about kev car getting stolen ..lmao
He said the all state guy is ushers dad lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kev gotta have enough fumbles for a Jasz Jones compilation
Greg ain't take it out Kev 😂😂
Damn again.. 😂
Kevs door story reminds me of our Astro van😂😂
I had a foster mom who had a brown Astro van, despite living in the 2000s😂
Anyway this van was slowly falling apart
So much that the sliding door worked sometimes.
Sometimes you could open it, sometimes you couldn't.
Which meant the driver had to get in first, then reach over and open the front passenger door so that the others could climb in one by one through the passenger door😂, that converted to the driver opening the door, letting one of usnin first so that person could unlock the back door and front door so that people could get in the van from the front and the back 😂😂😂, straight tag teaming the van to get in 😂
One day while picking up my little sisters from school, their school was the last pick up.
So we get em, we get on the road and to get home we had to get on the freeway.
So coming from their school there's this little turn to make to get over tontye freeway, in tye midst of our big sister making that turn, the sliding door suddenly bursts open, and one of my sisters was sitting next to the door😂😂 she damn near falls out the door, but she had her seatbelt on so thank god she didn't.
My sister didn't even stop she just yelled
" CLOSE THE DOOR"
So she's headed on tye freeway and we're all trying to close the door 😂😂😂
It was scary at tye moment but once we got that door closed we fell out in laughter because we knew we must've looked crazy.
Yall know how traffic is waiting for a green light, and you're in the turning lane, so all of the waiting traffic is looking at our situation 😂😂😂
I love kevs stories they remind me of my childhood 😂❤
Astro Van memories for sure!
Im crying 😂
😂😂😂 And that was just a Normal part of life 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
💀This really shouldn't have been this funny! Why are we like this?!?!?😂 Y'all sounded like y'all mighta cheated death weekly in that van! That joker sounded like it was ready to take y'all to the King on MULTIPLE occasions!😂🚐
El Paso being bigger than Boston is insane lmaooo
Not by metro area lol. Boston metro is like 5 million. El Paso metro is only 800k.
@@you_can_call_me_T ah makes more sense that way i knew i wasnt tripping
@@jaealxndr lol ikr. When he said it I was like ???
The Pelpahs 😂
Took me out😂😅😂
Jacksonville, NC!!! If you haven't been there. Thank god. If you have then may god bless you.😂😂😂
I was stationed in San Diego and factual…………we don’t take being in the military seriously lol it’s a dream duty station
Haven't been to Buffalo since we left (when I was a toddler). But I'm DEFINITELY in my feelings hearing Kev & Tony talking trash 😂. Any Black/Africana person who can withstand the wild weather & (sometimes) gritty situations is a champ in my book🤷🏿♀️❤. Plus shout-out to Beverly Johnson.
Yo Tony said they got Griselda , they got Benny , Westside Gunn 😂😂😂
I’m a teacher in DC and that Benning NE is as hood as it gets. She definitely not lying. 😂😂😂
All those folks talking 💩 about that baby and her ‘98 Escort. Any of y’all gonna contribute to a GoFundMe to get her outta that loan and into a less financially wreck-y situation?
Uhh-hum. That’s what I thought. 🤨
Leave 👏🏾 that 👏🏾 baby 👏🏾 alone! 👏🏾
As a former employee of hertz. I was definitely cleaning cars in heels and slacks. 😂😂😂 And cars were stolen. Under 24 also.
Me too! Man, I paid my dues!
Hey i used to live in Bakersfield and loved it. I’m from Richmond VA
Kevin...now why we gotta see that during the commercials sir 😂😂
30mins not long enough also I have watched this 6 times 😂 Love the content
2:28 guys..El Paso is in TEXAS; even small towns in Texas are big.
Everything and Everywhere in Texas is BIG!!! #HoustonTexas #Htown 🤘🏾😜
When you look at metro area, El Paso is much, much smaller than Portland and Boston.
I was born and raised in El Paso. And have to agree with Tony...it....is...WACK! I left after high school and joined the military, and 25+ years and going and I have not looked back. I loved it growing up, but was so glad once I left.
Cleveland doesn’t deserve this slander 😫🥺
Definitely doesn't. He's just upset about the ticket sales there. Cleveland is a great city
Yeah he hates any city that doesn't come see him lol
They got Griselda 😂😂😂… Boom, Boom, Boom 💥
“Hey Tom” lmao
What is going on!! DUUUUVALLLLL ! Jacksonville my home town...let's go KEV!!!
Duuuuuuvalllllll!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤ #Jacksonville
someone busted into my Pontiac Sunfire JUST to yoink my CD collection. Pissed me TF off!
Going to work on in a stolen Enterprise car is definitely some DC shit 😂
The hometown hate will NOT be forgotten 😂😂 Pittsburgh has TONS of stuff to do, and that's not even getting to the art scene
"It's your Gateway." ☠️
Those cities with train tracks and destruction helped build this country. It ain't their fault the jobs went to Mexico and China. 🤨 🙂 Now with that said great show y'all. And I'm always happy to see Kennelia hanging with the Kevonstage crew. ☺️
Prattville, AL also has a paper mill that used to waft down to Selma almost 50 miles away
Man, I didn’t know that wasn’t Pat talking until Dustin started laughing 👀 LOL to see Dustin Nickerson took me out
Bryan Texas is the worst in Texas. The motto is come on vacation and leave on probation!!!
Kev you playing but you really slimming down sir
Congratulations 🎈🍾🎊🎉
KENNELIA!!!!!❤😊
This crew just might be my favourite! They're givin' Rob Haze, Mel Mitchell & Ronnie Jordan a run for their $$$.
I lived in El Paso for 5 years and I am fully Tony Baker on this. Met some great people, just not going back there.
I had a contract in El Paso, my daughter despised it and we live in Alexandria so crazy.
Ngl, I’d Watch A Movie About A Renal Car Place Employee Getting Into Some shit tryin to find a stolen rental car 😅🤣
I see he made sure the microwave was visible so thr bathroom accusations would rest, lmao
She said Benning rd in DC?! 😭 😂
Kev wit that bowel movement ad got me 💀
Glory Road is my favorite movie!
Oh snap was not expecting kev to say fort Belvoir!!!! I wonder of we was there at the same time
Hey Kev... Watch the Buffalo slander sir!!! Lol. 😄
Oh shit they cut Big Irish Jay in half
Duuuuuuuuvaaaaallllllllll 💜💜💜#Jacksonville
God bless that young lady. 🙏🏾
A shirtless ad is insane
@15:13 now Kingsport tn stinks it has Eastman Kodak and open poop lol I don't live there but I have Family there and did alot of summers their.
El Paso caught every stray west of the Mississippi 😂😂
I’m from Bakersfield and kev is right. Terrible place 😂
HBCU’s don’t come pass Texas???? What! we have the most HBCU’s compared to other states