Kevs stories be so unintentionally funny. At this point he needs to shoot reenactments with his sons. PocketSausageBoy and OpenDoorDrive, coming soon. Make it happen.
😂😂 He actually did this is Dustin not Jay 😂 But coincidentally he was on Zooming with the Homies yesterday and has lost ALOT of weight. He looks good. Go check it out it was a good show.
As a former enterprise employee that worked at a branch in the hood, I can vouch that everything she said is true! I’ve been there myself personally 😂. Freakin bums!
Damn again.. 😂 Kevs door story reminds me of our Astro van😂😂 I had a foster mom who had a brown Astro van, despite living in the 2000s😂 Anyway this van was slowly falling apart So much that the sliding door worked sometimes. Sometimes you could open it, sometimes you couldn't. Which meant the driver had to get in first, then reach over and open the front passenger door so that the others could climb in one by one through the passenger door😂, that converted to the driver opening the door, letting one of usnin first so that person could unlock the back door and front door so that people could get in the van from the front and the back 😂😂😂, straight tag teaming the van to get in 😂 One day while picking up my little sisters from school, their school was the last pick up. So we get em, we get on the road and to get home we had to get on the freeway. So coming from their school there's this little turn to make to get over tontye freeway, in tye midst of our big sister making that turn, the sliding door suddenly bursts open, and one of my sisters was sitting next to the door😂😂 she damn near falls out the door, but she had her seatbelt on so thank god she didn't. My sister didn't even stop she just yelled " CLOSE THE DOOR" So she's headed on tye freeway and we're all trying to close the door 😂😂😂 It was scary at tye moment but once we got that door closed we fell out in laughter because we knew we must've looked crazy. Yall know how traffic is waiting for a green light, and you're in the turning lane, so all of the waiting traffic is looking at our situation 😂😂😂 I love kevs stories they remind me of my childhood 😂❤
💀This really shouldn't have been this funny! Why are we like this?!?!?😂 Y'all sounded like y'all mighta cheated death weekly in that van! That joker sounded like it was ready to take y'all to the King on MULTIPLE occasions!😂🚐
I think the formula that makes the vibes better for me is a calm anchor. I was gonna say it’s just Tony being in the room, but it’s also Rob Haze. Keep it chill, engage, let’s all get our stuff off smooth.
Man the way I was in the middle of renting a car in Enterprise and they was talking to the police about someone stealing a car 😂😂. I wanted to say I can come back later 😂😂😂
All those folks talking 💩 about that baby and her ‘98 Escort. Any of y’all gonna contribute to a GoFundMe to get her outta that loan and into a less financially wreck-y situation? Uhh-hum. That’s what I thought. 🤨 Leave 👏🏾 that 👏🏾 baby 👏🏾 alone! 👏🏾
As an actual native born, person from Anniston, AL that wasn’t collard greens you were smelling it was chemicals from Monsanto. Fortunately, it no longer smells that way. Unfortunately, those chemicals did destroy the community because the chemicals contaminated our water and soil.
Omg I’m so sorry 😮 I was thinking it never smelled when I was there. I always passed through on my way to GA and my former spouse was stationed there for a few mos. This was a few yrs before the pandemic. Did anyone get sick from all of that?
I remember years ago when I saw Chris Rock at the comedy club. He said, "Ah St. Louis! There is a lot to do in St. Louis. You go to the mall....then you go to the other mall!" LOL!
Nobody is saying it, so I will. Dustin Nickerson looks and sounds like a real-life Ned Flanders. If ever there is a live action Simpsons movie, he would be perfect!🤣
Somebody need to tell homegirl that Detroit is DEFINITELY not country. It is hood as hell - you want the country you gotta go somewhere else but not Detroit. Y'all need to have her on with Keisha talking bout Detroit is country. #313ALLDAY
They sayin they hate all these cities and states and then get on stage at that very city and the first thing that come out they mouf “Man I love coming here” 😂😂😂😂
And I just saw the other part of this last night where Kev says he loves being naked at the hotels. So I know he wouldn’t have a problem walking around his own kitchen naked doing an ad for us to watch. Lordt help us. 😂
Those cities with train tracks and destruction helped build this country. It ain't their fault the jobs went to Mexico and China. 🤨 🙂 Now with that said great show y'all. And I'm always happy to see Kennelia hanging with the Kevonstage crew. ☺️
I was born and raised in El Paso. And have to agree with Tony...it....is...WACK! I left after high school and joined the military, and 25+ years and going and I have not looked back. I loved it growing up, but was so glad once I left.
Prattville Alabama had a paper mill and it stinks so bad that it makes Montgomery smell like it got crop dusted….also that 1998 ford escort was bought in Montgomery
Yall left off Kansas City..top 5 worst cities..big for no reason, no public transportation, limited food options, 12 separate areas 30 minutes apart w no rhyme or reason to anything, no diversity, no culture, ...i will say the positive is the Jazz scene is phenomenal!!! Winton Marsalis on a random Friday in October? 🔥
If it’s One thing they gone do… they gone find a way to Dog Buffalo 😂😂 It gotta stop I remember when Kev Tony and Tahir performed at Friendship Baptist ( I don’t know if they got paid in fruit baskets or not) but the crowd Loved them. How that turn into Buffalo hate I have No idea but Hush! And Tony owe us a show at Helium we ain’t forget.
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There’s no way the company paid Kev after he did the ad read without a shirt 😂
CAME HERE TO SAY JUST THIS 😂😭💀💀💀
I've found my people. Cuz 😂😂😂
Right!😅😅 I don't know what it was for but after that I don't want it.
Kev owed THEM money after that read. 😂🤣🤣
I was hoping he at least had clothes on the bottom half lol
Kev: Podcast ad revenue is way down!
Also Kev: I’m not putting a shirt on for this ad read.
😂😂😂😂
The red tape on the car 😂😂😂 Everytime Kevin tells a story like this I think to myself, “Melissa REALLY loves this man.”😅
Seeing those dimples on Tony puts a smile on my face. Happy Monday everyone.
Kevs stories be so unintentionally funny. At this point he needs to shoot reenactments with his sons. PocketSausageBoy and OpenDoorDrive, coming soon. Make it happen.
Facts
That's a great idea. Based on how successful the keep your distance skits were, this would be hilarious.
That's such a great idea !!!
Omg I thought Big Irish Jay shrunk 😂😂😂 scared the heck outta me at first glance 🤦🏽♂️🤣
Well he did shrink just not that much lol
😂😂 He actually did this is Dustin not Jay 😂 But coincidentally he was on Zooming with the Homies yesterday and has lost ALOT of weight. He looks good. Go check it out it was a good show.
Havent listened yet but I had a 98 ford escort with manual windows 😂 Arms strong!
Lmao. Like you churning butter.
😅😅 And reaching behind me to roll the back window up. I just got rid of my 94 Corolla. Love you CiCi, you held me down. 😇
I really wished this was a longer show😔 one of the best podcast to come out since sqauddcast🔥
The Subway car thief wasn't even mad about them yanking the car back; he was mad cuz he lost the spinners and the tint he actually paid for😅
As a former fresh-out-of college Enterprise employee I can confirm it was a WIIILLLLDDDD place to work 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
I have stories for dayyyyyssss 😅
All Facts!!! 🎯🎯🎯
As a former enterprise employee that worked at a branch in the hood, I can vouch that everything she said is true! I’ve been there myself personally 😂. Freakin bums!
I worked at Enerprise too. Worst 9 months of my life. I concur wholeheartedly with this story.
Damn again.. 😂
Kevs door story reminds me of our Astro van😂😂
I had a foster mom who had a brown Astro van, despite living in the 2000s😂
Anyway this van was slowly falling apart
So much that the sliding door worked sometimes.
Sometimes you could open it, sometimes you couldn't.
Which meant the driver had to get in first, then reach over and open the front passenger door so that the others could climb in one by one through the passenger door😂, that converted to the driver opening the door, letting one of usnin first so that person could unlock the back door and front door so that people could get in the van from the front and the back 😂😂😂, straight tag teaming the van to get in 😂
One day while picking up my little sisters from school, their school was the last pick up.
So we get em, we get on the road and to get home we had to get on the freeway.
So coming from their school there's this little turn to make to get over tontye freeway, in tye midst of our big sister making that turn, the sliding door suddenly bursts open, and one of my sisters was sitting next to the door😂😂 she damn near falls out the door, but she had her seatbelt on so thank god she didn't.
My sister didn't even stop she just yelled
" CLOSE THE DOOR"
So she's headed on tye freeway and we're all trying to close the door 😂😂😂
It was scary at tye moment but once we got that door closed we fell out in laughter because we knew we must've looked crazy.
Yall know how traffic is waiting for a green light, and you're in the turning lane, so all of the waiting traffic is looking at our situation 😂😂😂
I love kevs stories they remind me of my childhood 😂❤
Astro Van memories for sure!
Im crying 😂
😂😂😂 And that was just a Normal part of life 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
💀This really shouldn't have been this funny! Why are we like this?!?!?😂 Y'all sounded like y'all mighta cheated death weekly in that van! That joker sounded like it was ready to take y'all to the King on MULTIPLE occasions!😂🚐
No clothes in an ad is crazy 😂😂😂😂
Lmao I was about to say the same thing 😂
I did the enterprise management internship in college. Worst summer ever. Was cleaning cars in a suit in 90 degree weather
As a Jacksonville, FL representative we literaly love when yall come in town
🗣️🗣️DUUUUVAAALLLLLL….!!!!! Thank y’all for the kind words about Jacksonville….🤞🏾🤞🏾💯💯💯
I was there a couple yrs ago for like two hrs and I loved it 😂 I think we were downtown.
Tony’s movie about kev car getting stolen ..lmao
He said the all state guy is ushers dad lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think the formula that makes the vibes better for me is a calm anchor. I was gonna say it’s just Tony being in the room, but it’s also Rob Haze. Keep it chill, engage, let’s all get our stuff off smooth.
Jacksonville, NC!!! If you haven't been there. Thank god. If you have then may god bless you.😂😂😂
Dustin Knickerson fits right in 😅😅
If you don’t put a shirt on no one is going to watch your adds. Lol
That action sequence Tony described shoukd definitely be on an episode of 9-1-1😂
Man the way I was in the middle of renting a car in Enterprise and they was talking to the police about someone stealing a car 😂😂. I wanted to say I can come back later 😂😂😂
Jacksonville is PERFECT. Period. 👌🏽
Kev gotta have enough fumbles for a Jasz Jones compilation
Facts! I used to work at Enterprise too. I had to repo a few of my cars back too. LOL
All those folks talking 💩 about that baby and her ‘98 Escort. Any of y’all gonna contribute to a GoFundMe to get her outta that loan and into a less financially wreck-y situation?
Uhh-hum. That’s what I thought. 🤨
Leave 👏🏾 that 👏🏾 baby 👏🏾 alone! 👏🏾
Tony acting out the Enterprise scene stealing the car back after getting a foot long sub 😂😂😂 26:35
Kev is great at stand up, but his random life stories always have me in tears!😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ERAC was my first job after college and her story is 100% true!
Military brat here ! The base I was born at closed now I'm really lost on the where are you from question lol
😂😂😂 that was my first car $289 for 84 months is crazy
As an actual native born, person from Anniston, AL that wasn’t collard greens you were smelling it was chemicals from Monsanto. Fortunately, it no longer smells that way. Unfortunately, those chemicals did destroy the community because the chemicals contaminated our water and soil.
Omg I’m so sorry 😮 I was thinking it never smelled when I was there. I always passed through on my way to GA and my former spouse was stationed there for a few mos. This was a few yrs before the pandemic.
Did anyone get sick from all of that?
I'm from San Diego, and the worst places I visit is NY. People are so not friendly there but we enjoy your show and the food options there.
Fellow San Diegan here and I loved the San Diego love section ❤
I remember years ago when I saw Chris Rock at the comedy club. He said, "Ah St. Louis! There is a lot to do in St. Louis. You go to the mall....then you go to the other mall!" LOL!
$99/month 😭😭😭 the mistakes we make in our youth 😂
This was a good episode! Crying laughing 🤣
I was stationed in San Diego and factual…………we don’t take being in the military seriously lol it’s a dream duty station
The Indy hate is hurting my heart 🤦🏽♀️
Duuuuuuvalllllll!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤ #Jacksonville
That shirtless ad was outta line!
Damn who is the lady shes beautiful
Yo, chill that's my Aunt
Nobody is saying it, so I will. Dustin Nickerson looks and sounds like a real-life Ned Flanders. If ever there is a live action Simpsons movie, he would be perfect!🤣
Somebody need to tell homegirl that Detroit is DEFINITELY not country. It is hood as hell - you want the country you gotta go somewhere else but not Detroit. Y'all need to have her on with Keisha talking bout Detroit is country. #313ALLDAY
That makes it worse 😂
The Fact I’ve Stopped In El Pasi On A Greyhound Is Highlarious
They sayin they hate all these cities and states and then get on stage at that very city and the first thing that come out they mouf “Man I love coming here” 😂😂😂😂
I still have my CD collection as well, with the booklet behind them! Those are classic!
11:40 'Fort Military!'😂😂😂😂
That enterprise story is movie certified. Write it up kev😂😂
Hey i used to live in Bakersfield and loved it. I’m from Richmond VA
Bryan Texas is the worst in Texas. The motto is come on vacation and leave on probation!!!
When you look at metro area, El Paso is much, much smaller than Portland and Boston.
Yo Tony said they got Griselda , they got Benny , Westside Gunn 😂😂😂
El Paso sucks..... Ft Bliss and nothing else 😅🤣🤣🤣
My husband & I went to your show in Jacksonville and it was 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 we loved it
Kevin...now why we gotta see that during the commercials sir 😂😂
Greg ain't take it out Kev 😂😂
As a former employee of hertz. I was definitely cleaning cars in heels and slacks. 😂😂😂 And cars were stolen. Under 24 also.
Me too! Man, I paid my dues!
The Pelpahs 😂
Took me out😂😅😂
Kev got me spiting me food when I saw him read the ad 😂😂😂
And I just saw the other part of this last night where Kev says he loves being naked at the hotels. So I know he wouldn’t have a problem walking around his own kitchen naked doing an ad for us to watch. Lordt help us. 😂
Enterprise standin on BIDNESS😂😂😂😂
Good morning!! Great start to my week!!
Those cities with train tracks and destruction helped build this country. It ain't their fault the jobs went to Mexico and China. 🤨 🙂 Now with that said great show y'all. And I'm always happy to see Kennelia hanging with the Kevonstage crew. ☺️
Get Indianapolis out of your mouth 😭
That Lazy promo is crazyy🤦🏾♂️
Everything and Everywhere in Texas is BIG!!! #HoustonTexas #Htown 🤘🏾😜
Ngl, I’d Watch A Movie About A Renal Car Place Employee Getting Into Some shit tryin to find a stolen rental car 😅🤣
Kev, you are outta control for the end of that commercial!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit they cut Big Irish Jay in half
Glory Road is my favorite movie!
I know this is Kev’s show and studio but he’s in Tony’s seat #DaddyIssues
Kev you playing but you really slimming down sir
Congratulations 🎈🍾🎊🎉
Tony the Baker!!! #AsIliveandbreathe
Cleveland doesn’t deserve this slander 😫🥺
Definitely doesn't. He's just upset about the ticket sales there. Cleveland is a great city
Yeah he hates any city that doesn't come see him lol
Going to work on in a stolen Enterprise car is definitely some DC shit 😂
The hometown hate will NOT be forgotten 😂😂 Pittsburgh has TONS of stuff to do, and that's not even getting to the art scene
I see he made sure the microwave was visible so thr bathroom accusations would rest, lmao
Kev what’s with the hate towards Naptown. Tony and B Lewis was here this year. Angel pulled up a few months ago. Give us another chance 😅
Duuuuuuuuvaaaaallllllllll 💜💜💜#Jacksonville
I was born and raised in El Paso. And have to agree with Tony...it....is...WACK! I left after high school and joined the military, and 25+ years and going and I have not looked back. I loved it growing up, but was so glad once I left.
Kev you're from Texas!!! You just lived in those other places. 😂😂
Prattville Alabama had a paper mill and it stinks so bad that it makes Montgomery smell like it got crop dusted….also that 1998 ford escort was bought in Montgomery
🗣️PSA: Do NOT eat Skittles littles and watch this… YOU WILL SEE YOUR LIFE FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES!!!
Yall left off Kansas City..top 5 worst cities..big for no reason, no public transportation, limited food options, 12 separate areas 30 minutes apart w no rhyme or reason to anything, no diversity, no culture, ...i will say the positive is the Jazz scene is phenomenal!!! Winton Marsalis on a random Friday in October? 🔥
If it’s One thing they gone do… they gone find a way to Dog Buffalo 😂😂
It gotta stop
I remember when Kev Tony and Tahir performed at Friendship Baptist ( I don’t know if they got paid in fruit baskets or not) but the crowd Loved them.
How that turn into Buffalo hate I have No idea but Hush!
And Tony owe us a show at Helium we ain’t forget.
someone busted into my Pontiac Sunfire JUST to yoink my CD collection. Pissed me TF off!
KEVIN..... You better watch your mouth 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
I don’t appreciate the unproved Indianapolis slander. That’s why Kev can’t ever sell out Indy, you always calling us trash 🫠
Sheesh. Some of my best friends are from Anniston. I’m from Gadsden though. We smell good. Sux for them lol. 😂
She said Benning rd in DC?! 😭 😂
I’m a teacher in DC and that Benning NE is as hood as it gets. She definitely not lying. 😂😂😂
Okay, I just stopped laughin' at hood Enterprise. THAT was too funny!
Omg been following Kennelia since Scandal reviews on AfterBuzz
HBCU’s don’t come pass Texas???? What! we have the most HBCU’s compared to other states
Layoff Jacksonville, glasses. Jk we don't really have anything do here
I’m always going to ALWAYS be offended by the Cleveland hate.
Also hate Jacksonville FL for just because, it's not comfortable to me
@15:13 now Kingsport tn stinks it has Eastman Kodak and open poop lol I don't live there but I have Family there and did alot of summers their.
Jax is the biggest city in CONUS. Put some respect on our city😂