Hi Gellyjones, you should pin this after you read it, it’s kind of neet and I spent hours on it. Hi jammers! I’m Kitty, and after watching this video, I decided to waste my life doing pointless research trying to figure out how Jonas could have gotten more out of less of his wishes. Now, if every wish = 1 tablespoon of your blood, that's actually a really good deal! If 30-40 % of blood is taken from someone (3 to 4 pints) they are at risk of death. Now, to play it safe, I would only give about 1 pint to the wishing vampire. This is because a pint is about how much blood donors give, and a pint of blood is the safest amount to lose before your health is at risk. 1 pint would equal 32 tablespoons. That means you could safely make 32 wishes without any health problems. Thats a lot of wishes! Now, it can take 4-6 weeks for a pint of blood to be replenished, but waiting 8 weeks before you make another 32 wishes would be the safest. So, 32 wishes. What are you going to do with them? Well, for starters, you want the most for 1 wish. Why wish for one pair of solid gold wings when you could wish for a whole wardrobe of golden outfits? Why wish for a pile of money when you could with for 10 trillion dollars? These are a few mistakes our friend in the skit we just watched made. He is wasting wishes, and his blood! Even if he didn't know the cost. Now, before we look at his wishes, let's see if our friend is ok. So, if 32 wishes is safe without any health problems, how many wishes did our friend make? Well, I counted out every single wish he made, and it turns out, he only made 30 wishes! The main character in the story only lost less than a pint of his blood. He is completely in the safe zone! But, lets look at his wishes and see if he could have saved any blood, or gotten more for a wish he made. His first wish was a giant birthday cake. This is an ok wish, I mean if you like cake, why not waste one of your 32 wishes on it? But at the same time, he could have wished for an entire bakery! Even a giant cake bakery! So let's fix up his 1st wish. Wish #1 = A giant cake bakery. Now, his second wish was a giant pile of money. This is actually a good wish! I mean, who doesn't want a pile of money? Or even better, 10 trillion dollars! Wish #2 = 10 trillion dollars. Now his next two wishes are very very stupid. He brings his mom back from Puerto Rico, then sends her right back! Two wasted tablespoons of blood! Two wasted wishes! Let's change them into something else, shall we? Why not wish for a giant beautiful mansion with a pool and a giant garden! Only 1 tablespoon of blood! Wish #3 = A beautiful giant mansion with a giant pool and garden. Next he wishes for a red car, but why wish for one red car when you could wish for 10 lamborghinis! Wish #4 = 10 lamborghinis. His next wishes are just wasteful, let be honest. Who wants this junk? Especially if it costs one of your precious wishes! He could probably just buy this stuff with his new 10 trillion dollars! Here are some of the wasteful wishes: Egg tree Star walls Pet bee Stuffed wolf Straw hat Water Fountain Small Bat Piece of pie Giant eye So let's’ just just scratch that stuff off the wishing list. Next he wishes for a solid gold pillow. But why wish for one solid gold pillow when he could wish for his mansion to be filled with comfortable golden furnisher? Wish #5 = His mansion to be filled with comfortable golden finisher. Next he wishes for a hot cocoa maker, which to be honest is kind of a smart wish. But lets try this wish instead. Wish #6 = A room in his mansion to be dedicated to hot cocoa, candy, contain a candy maker and have a hot cocoa machine in it. Here are a few more of his wasteful wishes, mostly because he could just buy them. Fresh Fruit Bright sweets Kangaroo Soccer cleats Rose Bush Chalk Board Rad Toys His next wish is to become the president, but being the president is a lot of hard work, and I'm sure he would rather live a life free of worries and live in his own mansion. Why not have a super power instead? Wish #7 = To have a super power. I won't specify what super power though because it would be whatever superpower the person in the story would choose. Now, for wish number eight, I think he made a good decision to use his wishes for good. But what I would do instead is to solve all the world's problems! A much better use of that tablespoon of blood, wouldn't you say? Wish #8 = Fix all the world's problems. A few more wishes in he wishes for gold wings, but like I said before, why wish for gold wings when you could wish for a wardrobe filled with gold clothing! Wish #9 = A giant wardrobe filled with gold clothing Here are some more of his wasteful wishes: Lettuce inside of a bag Fancy Balloon that will never sag (Or ask for 100 of these, then it would be less wasteful) Sunglasses Hedge with hearts on top There! I just saved him 21 tablespoons of his blood, and got him a lot more stuff than he had before with his old wishes! Not to mention, he is in no way at risk of any health problems now because giving away 9 tablespoons of blood is safe. It's nowhere even close to the 32 tablespoons of blood you could potentially give away! Anyway, what wishes would you get? Would you rather be president, or live in a tidy cottage? I would appreciate replies with other people's opinions! Thanks for actually reading this XD bye!
Man, playing a character with a strong lisp brought back memories of my lisp when I was younger. Do any of you have embarassing memories from when you were little?I know I do! I was made fun of for having a lisp for a long time, but in the end I wasn't bothered by it; it's silly to judge a person just on the way that they speak, don'tcha think? -Jones
..... helps gelly out of the destert... me: are u ok gelly? fan: OML BUDDY ME NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! gelly: thnx for saving me, i gotta run! :runs from fans hoping not to get stampeeded by them: me: uhhhh BAI GELLY GOOD LUCK ON RUNNING AWAY!!!!! gelly: ITS GONNA TAKE A WHILE! LIFE OF A FAMOUS JAMMER...
I was expecting the magic vampire to all of a sudden actually turn into a magic vampire and have something gory or fancy like that because you said it would be scary x'D Lol but I loved this sooo much ✨ Nice job Jones!
What are little houses made out of? Sea salt and sadness Some rocking horses and fruit bowls too Don't forget every little flower petal of youth (EDIT: For those of you who are wondering, "Don't forget every little flower petal of youth" Doesn't mean anything.. It just went well with the first parts of the comment..) (ANOTHER EDIT: OMG THIRTY LIKES WHAT?! MOST OF MY COMMENTS ONLY GET ONE OR TWO LIKES!!!
Hmm... if Jonas wished for more blood to be created instantly after some was taken out, then he could wish all he wanted, but I'm glad that he didn't think of that because he got what he deserved. Better be less greedy next time!
I'm always in the top 1,000 first people to watch the latest GellyJones video, and I put a like on the vid before I even watch it because it's by GellyJones! It can't be bad at all! :D!
Another successful skit jones! This one was awesome and made me laugh so hard. Keep up the great work, and also when will the next odd shop skit come out?
"I guess i'll just be sleeping with the spiders."
"*spider makes kissing noises*"
"*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH*"
Cherrioz I'd be like
NOPE
+Cherrioz LOL!
XD wow Cherrioz. Be my buddy? My username is nasilverman
SCREAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Cheerios
Hi Gellyjones, you should pin this after you read it, it’s kind of neet and I spent hours on it.
Hi jammers! I’m Kitty, and after watching this video, I decided to waste my life doing pointless research trying to figure out how Jonas could have gotten more out of less of his wishes. Now, if every wish = 1 tablespoon of your blood, that's actually a really good deal! If 30-40 % of blood is taken from someone (3 to 4 pints) they are at risk of death. Now, to play it safe, I would only give about 1 pint to the wishing vampire. This is because a pint is about how much blood donors give, and a pint of blood is the safest amount to lose before your health is at risk. 1 pint would equal 32 tablespoons. That means you could safely make 32 wishes without any health problems. Thats a lot of wishes! Now, it can take 4-6 weeks for a pint of blood to be replenished, but waiting 8 weeks before you make another 32 wishes would be the safest. So, 32 wishes. What are you going to do with them? Well, for starters, you want the most for 1 wish. Why wish for one pair of solid gold wings when you could wish for a whole wardrobe of golden outfits? Why wish for a pile of money when you could with for 10 trillion dollars? These are a few mistakes our friend in the skit we just watched made. He is wasting wishes, and his blood! Even if he didn't know the cost. Now, before we look at his wishes, let's see if our friend is ok. So, if 32 wishes is safe without any health problems, how many wishes did our friend make? Well, I counted out every single wish he made, and it turns out, he only made 30 wishes! The main character in the story only lost less than a pint of his blood. He is completely in the safe zone! But, lets look at his wishes and see if he could have saved any blood, or gotten more for a wish he made.
His first wish was a giant birthday cake. This is an ok wish, I mean if you like cake, why not waste one of your 32 wishes on it? But at the same time, he could have wished for an entire bakery! Even a giant cake bakery! So let's fix up his 1st wish. Wish #1 = A giant cake bakery.
Now, his second wish was a giant pile of money. This is actually a good wish! I mean, who doesn't want a pile of money? Or even better, 10 trillion dollars! Wish #2 = 10 trillion dollars.
Now his next two wishes are very very stupid. He brings his mom back from Puerto Rico, then sends her right back! Two wasted tablespoons of blood! Two wasted wishes! Let's change them into something else, shall we? Why not wish for a giant beautiful mansion with a pool and a giant garden! Only 1 tablespoon of blood! Wish #3 = A beautiful giant mansion with a giant pool and garden.
Next he wishes for a red car, but why wish for one red car when you could wish for 10 lamborghinis! Wish #4 = 10 lamborghinis.
His next wishes are just wasteful, let be honest. Who wants this junk? Especially if it costs one of your precious wishes! He could probably just buy this stuff with his new 10 trillion dollars! Here are some of the wasteful wishes:
Egg tree
Star walls
Pet bee
Stuffed wolf
Straw hat
Water Fountain
Small Bat
Piece of pie
Giant eye
So let's’ just just scratch that stuff off the wishing list. Next he wishes for a solid gold pillow. But why wish for one solid gold pillow when he could wish for his mansion to be filled with comfortable golden furnisher? Wish #5 = His mansion to be filled with comfortable golden finisher.
Next he wishes for a hot cocoa maker, which to be honest is kind of a smart wish. But lets try this wish instead. Wish #6 = A room in his mansion to be dedicated to hot cocoa, candy, contain a candy maker and have a hot cocoa machine in it.
Here are a few more of his wasteful wishes, mostly because he could just buy them.
Fresh Fruit
Bright sweets
Kangaroo
Soccer cleats
Rose Bush
Chalk Board
Rad Toys
His next wish is to become the president, but being the president is a lot of hard work, and I'm sure he would rather live a life free of worries and live in his own mansion. Why not have a super power instead? Wish #7 = To have a super power. I won't specify what super power though because it would be whatever superpower the person in the story would choose.
Now, for wish number eight, I think he made a good decision to use his wishes for good. But what I would do instead is to solve all the world's problems! A much better use of that tablespoon of blood, wouldn't you say? Wish #8 = Fix all the world's problems.
A few more wishes in he wishes for gold wings, but like I said before, why wish for gold wings when you could wish for a wardrobe filled with gold clothing! Wish #9 = A giant wardrobe filled with gold clothing
Here are some more of his wasteful wishes:
Lettuce inside of a bag
Fancy Balloon that will never sag (Or ask for 100 of these, then it would be less wasteful)
Sunglasses
Hedge with hearts on top
There! I just saved him 21 tablespoons of his blood, and got him a lot more stuff than he had before with his old wishes! Not to mention, he is in no way at risk of any health problems now because giving away 9 tablespoons of blood is safe. It's nowhere even close to the 32 tablespoons of blood you could potentially give away! Anyway, what wishes would you get? Would you rather be president, or live in a tidy cottage? I would appreciate replies with other people's opinions! Thanks for actually reading this XD bye!
Thanks guys! This means a lot to me.
Kitty- honestly this is just amazing, I have no words
And that's just a theroy-A Jones Theory
Wow, just WOW
XD
Or just wish a lot then wish for all your blood back!
Man, playing a character with a strong lisp brought back memories of my lisp when I was younger. Do any of you have embarassing memories from when you were little?I know I do! I was made fun of for having a lisp for a long time, but in the end I wasn't bothered by it; it's silly to judge a person just on the way that they speak, don'tcha think? -Jones
yes, I agree. I have so, so many embarrassing stories from when I was little. some to embarrassing to say XD
I LOVE YOU
GellyJones I still have a lisp
I also have a monotone voice
I love your skits! Much creativity :D
Yes, it is.
"It all began with a series of very unfortunate events." Never read the books, but I know it's a reference.
RabbitzRule Best book series ever
dawns dust series**
RabbitzRule same I was like ohhh yea gelly putting in dem references xd
Yassss best film ever, never read the book to, SEEN THE FILM THOUGH
It a great story and a series on netflix
I have a friend named Jonas who dresses like this snow leopard.
o
Animalluver XD
omg so do I
I dont belive you
It would have been the FUNNIEST thing if Julian2 was the fairy godmother
Omg it would
Yes
“You’re very weird”
“Thank you I try”
Me too
Woah I'm early without a notification- but I already love this :0
Faith Daniels Same!
if GellyJones pins this I'll give every one ice cream :)
Gives everyone icecream!
I'm early yay
AAAA THANKS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!! *Gives everyone icecream*
Skitty Aj ice creamm
Where's meh ice cream?
Whoaaaaaa
okay, i think this is my fave skit so far, probably because of the lisp.
Me: * sees thumbnail *
Me: Ok...
Lolly White o
Skits are awesome
"Your lisp is stupid""So is your face"10/10
"a series of unfortunant events"
DAT ME FAV TV SHOW DIS IS WHY IM SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!
vivbug99 AJ the books are better :3
The fairy god mother is hilarious 😆
Hi Gelly
I have something REALLY important
It's REALLY REALLY important
IM A MOOSE
Dab Dab Like A Crab!
Wow.
What do twigs taste like?
Alyssa Hansen they taste great actually you should try them!😜
GIVE APARRI HIS PINEAPPLES TO EAT TASTILY
Digital Deer I thought you were a digital deer not a moose
Digital Deer if ur a moose how can u talk
love you're animal jam skits so much
I feel like some of this is inspired by a series of unfortunate events
I have to wonder where you get these ideas from... cause some of them are pretty strange
I agree
..... helps gelly out of the destert... me: are u ok gelly? fan: OML BUDDY ME NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! gelly: thnx for saving me, i gotta run! :runs from fans hoping not to get stampeeded by them: me: uhhhh BAI GELLY GOOD LUCK ON RUNNING AWAY!!!!! gelly: ITS GONNA TAKE A WHILE!
LIFE OF A FAMOUS JAMMER...
The lepord: while your listening.. GET ME OUT OF THIS FREAKIN DESERT!!!
Yeah honey but im gonna be in Puerto Rico for a few days so...
TRIP DESTROYED!
A lot of these wishes were rhymes!! I love poetry!! Thanks Gelly for making this rad video
Jonas has lost about 0.6 liters of blood or more...
Yes, I am a nerd.
If u lose 60% of your blood its 0.6 litres in a fraction its 3/5
Omg I loved this so much. You should make more skits like this!!!!! 😂😂
moral of the story: read the terms and conditions
"I'm a magical vampier" me: AAAAAAAAAAAA
"You're very weird."
"THANKSTH I TRY MY BETHST!!!!"
LITERALLY ME 24/7 AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
i got the series of unfortunate events refrence and the My little pony discord refrence too LOLLL
What mlp reference?
gelly i LOVE how you made all of the wishes rime! it made it a million times better!
I seriously love these skits, Great job Jones!
Love the humor btw
I was expecting the magic vampire to all of a sudden actually turn into a magic vampire and have something gory or fancy like that because you said it would be scary x'D Lol but I loved this sooo much ✨ Nice job Jones!
U are really good at doing different voices in your vids :3
God she started rhyming with the wishes. Lol
Gelly, THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I love it! i'm kinda sick and this made me feel better! thanks for being the best!
amazing what a plot twist!
It all started with a series of unfortunate events
Well done, Lemony Snicket.
What are little houses made out of?
Sea salt and sadness
Some rocking horses and fruit bowls too
Don't forget every little flower petal of youth
(EDIT: For those of you who are wondering, "Don't forget every little flower petal of youth" Doesn't mean anything.. It just went well with the first parts of the comment..)
(ANOTHER EDIT: OMG THIRTY LIKES WHAT?! MOST OF MY COMMENTS ONLY GET ONE OR TWO LIKES!!!
RebelPaws You play Roblox :D want to be friends?
Sure!
Omg thanks for posting right now gelly I'm koalalove I left something on ur jammer wall
Please read it
Koalalove2008* oops
It's all fine now don't worry
the people that disliked this video don't want any wishes. 😐
Karate Kat Oof
you learn new things every day, and today i learned to never trust strangers especially if they're magic vampires :)
Furphy AJ u got mystical fortress in ajpw?? OMG me too lets be buddies! my user is lecasa
Hey guys, know the song, My Name Is Jonas!!!
Awww quite fasionabol! The fairy godmother has a hilarious voice! 😆😆😆
jones that was awesome! I praise your hard work
-Otheisen
Hm.
*-I wish for Jones to be awesome!!!-*
Oh wait!
*That already happened!*
I wish she said 'All magic comes with a price" lol
He should have wished for a doctor lol
GELLY YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE AJ BANNER CONGRATS !!!
Your an amazing singer even the two sentaces you sang at the end were amazing
I loaf the horses voice! XD
Plz make a part 2! :D
I love her skits, they always make me laugh!
was that a book reference I heard ;) ??? 0:39
gelly - it all began with a 'Series of Unfourtante Events'
me - nice, ok , so i guess gelly is now making popular movie series.
*Dethiersth*
Jelly Jones words, 2019 - 2019
Hey jones, it doesn't matter if you see this or not but, you always make me laugh and I love your videos. Stay awesome! 😘
Ohhh so that explains why that person I met at Starbucks was offering weird stuff like that! This explains a lot!
Jonas: Youre very weird
Vampire Godmother: Thaks I try!
I feel like the weird godmother thingy was like Audrey 2, the man eating plant, from Little shop of Horrors at around 2:29 and 2:30
This is really funny! I love it!
This is probably the funniest skit
5:07 I KEEP DIEING A FANCY Balloon that will never sag
This is has to be my favorite video gellyjones! :)
"The moral of this story ia don't trust strangers,
especially when they're magic vampires!
*THE END*"
-Gellyjones 2017
I would not even care if I lost half of my blood. WORTH ITTTT
Fairy Godmother: Mothers instinct.
Jonas: Your not my mother.
Fairy Godmother: I'm notcha father either.
XD
you always put a smile on my face
This was literally so amazing!
BEST TH-cam CHANCE EVER. i like these videos
we miss you jones, the comuntiy wont be the same without you
Today was a really good day for me. The best part? Seeing that GellyJones uploaded a new video.
this. this is amazing jones! Good job❤
"You're really werid"
"Oh thank I try"
My friends are obsessed with this move "Twilight" and I hope this will teach them a lesson. ):D
This is great!!! I enjoyed this alot! Everyone have a good day
" You're not my mother..."
" IM NACHO FATHAH EITHAH. "
Hehe! Very funny, Jones...I love your videos and everything...but....wheres my full on screaming video.
The rhyming is amazing
I'm freaking out. She's rhyming. Help.
When you're watching this 30 minutes after it's uploaded and your birthday is tommorrow
just me?
ok
"Or a topiary in the shape of your face!" - Whatever that thing is 2017
Great as always Jones Your fab stay pawsome have a great day I hope you had a good eatser
i have became a jelly! aka i subscribed. Ur awesome and i hope u keep making vids! -3-
Well it could have been worst little snow leopard. It could have been a twilight vampire.
19 comment! Yay im pretty early! :) Like if ur early too! And amazing skit! i love ur skits gelly! :D
Omg omg I love u an maze Mary and felt jones
Aj MazeMary!
I also like gellyjones too
Hi, AJ Mazemary!
I love both youtubers
Gelly and maze are the best
GET ME OUT OF DIS FREAKIN DESERT!"
Me: YOR WISH IS MAI COMMAND!
My favourite line: Get me out of this freaking desert
I knew it😂 her voice says everything, btw nice skit though
Hmm... if Jonas wished for more blood to be created instantly after some was taken out, then he could wish all he wanted, but I'm glad that he didn't think of that because he got what he deserved. Better be less greedy next time!
great job jones once again u blow my mind
I'm always in the top 1,000 first people to watch the latest GellyJones video, and I put a like on the vid before I even watch it because it's by GellyJones! It can't be bad at all! :D!
Another successful skit jones! This one was awesome and made me laugh so hard. Keep up the great work, and also when will the next odd shop skit come out?
He never thought of wishing to never feel sick when he wished hmm
**has tons of serious problems in life**
**wishes for a bunch of useless things**
this is why gellys the best jambassador ever :)
If I felt woozy for making wishes I would wish for me to stop feeling woozy
Another 10/10 skit Jones!
Who else thought the thumbnail was Julian wearing fairy wings, because that would be awesome!
Omg I love this skit sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
I think I'm gonna start a career as a magic vampire it sounds fun
I love your pet baby chick!!! So cute!!!