iteachvader yo I'm loving the icon change and the return to YTP. Reminds me of the olden days when people used Tails icons while YTPing. Like MrPresidentFox and vvaluigi. Good times.
1:12 "According to Mice According to Mice to mice 22 mice 4000 mice A fak ton of mice A billion mice That's too many rodents" That will never fail to make me laugh
2:19 - “The problem with creating original Robotnik Poops in 2018 is what what you see right here. The extreme temptation into reusing or re-envisioning already-existing jokes. This makes it nigh on impossible to use the same sources without copying what someone else has already done. Ingiptobah is a CLASSIC example of a simple *repetition* joke; ubiquitous throughout TH-cam Poop, and difficult to master as an art form. However, you can still be thrown for a loop at the most unexpected moments. Observe.”
Robotnik's 'To-Do' List - Give Scratch some 'encouragement' for his journalism career - Shock everyone by saying one of the forbidden words - Thusly summon the cartoon-y ghost of Orson Welles - Soap - Re-decorate someone's posterior - Attempt to wait for a sleazy salesman to provide a solution - Run out of patience - Make mice - Attempt 2000's fad - Shove Grounder through two adjacent portals - Use Grounder as an impromptu butt plug - Perform highly questionable acts to the air - Attempt to heal his pingas afterward - ANIHILATE DAT ASS - Regret making mice - Consider making a hotdog instead - Regret ever considering to make a hotdog instead - Insert his voice into tails - Fail - Sing his very own song - Subject someone to laser-firing squad for a warmup - Refer to mice - Attempt to calculate how many mice are in his property - Hire Kylo Ren to deal with his rodent infestation - Spend hours attempting to find his Spesh - Drag Scratch from his journalism job to find it instead - Review his personal stash of naughty pics - Make an incredibly obscure reference - Offer a one billion Mobium reward to anyone who can get it - Break Tails - Force scratch to answer the door-to-door salesman - Date - Dyate? - Yate?? - Stop - Have two seconds of quality father-son time with Tails - Get kicked out by an increasingly frustrated Scratch - Get stuck - Get that surgery he's worried about - Have a scheduled stroke - Attempt to prevent Sonic's grandma from exploding - Fail - Encourage afternoon watching of Ebichu - Discourage it in a desperate attempt to look mean again - Realise he ain't worth shit - Cry internally - Butt-buddy (hee hee) - Give a fraction-of-a-second lecture on the current state of AOSTH poops - Go on holiday to Winston *SALEM* - Bring a light - Prepare his great cock for years - Praise his son - Host a guest who eerily sounds just like him - Observe a rather peculiar DIY problem - Observe cake - Publicly deny wanting it - Spend his life's savings on a Salami toaster - Break down and take his mid-life crisis frustrations on the calendar - Reflect on his hygiene - Make Coconutz shut up by any means necessary - Unveil his latest and greatest invention - Regret it almost immediately - ANIHILATE THE CREDITS' ASS - Attempt to find alternate means of pest control Makes you wonder if he has any time for himself.
2:28 Robotnik: That hairball Mufasa: Is my son Robotnik: That boy (Luke) Darth Vader: Is my son Robotnik: That two-tailed freak is myyyy sssson Tails: Yay! XD and cute
And faaf means *penis* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1:31, that whistling Robotnik does is identical to the whistling Hacker does in the XMasterZing classic "Hacker Installs a Pool in His Mullet" including the image flipping. Are both a reference to something else or is that the mysterious reference itself? I would ask Hacker but evidently he doesn't want any more distractions.
@@waves2378 There was an image that he used when Robotnik was saying, "Oh yes". And the origin itself was NSFW, which he didn't want to keep, thus he removed it from the video.
Robotnik's to-do list 1. Say Faf, which according to some scary librarian guy, means... well you know 2. Soap Mobi-Mobi-Mobi-Mobi 3. Re-decorate a robot's butt 4. Make mice 5. Get tripped up by a ball 6. Rape someone 7. Create injured clones of himself that are all upset about missing the 13th hole 8. Annihilate a butt 9. Regret making mice and a hot dog 10. Mock Tails by making him seem like a train 11. Sing 12. Say that blasting someone was a warm-up according to his according to his to his 22 mice 4000 eggs f***-total mice billion mice (too many) rodents 13. Look for a specIhave a spec in the lab, which is in the basement 14. Get a visit from Sonic, the s#%t recycler 15. Stop Sonic who is dressed as an old lady 16. Take away nincombots' TV privelages 17. Take a trip to Winston 18. Proclaim that Simba, Luke Skywalker and Tails are his sons 19. Get a door caught in the door 20. Insult Mr. Ratburn for taking his figure of speech seriously 21. Buy a salami toaster 22. Admit to being dirty 23. Argue with Coconuts in jibberish 24. Fit his you-know in a tiny box 25. Buy some rodent spray
I used to watch Hamtaro back in the day... sadly, not in the afternoon since it was a morning cartoon. Also, that is a lot of mice Robotnik has lying around.
im surprised that you havent done more jokes crapping on the new Star wars movies. fantastic work is always really bringing the classic robotnik ytp back
![[YTP] The Robotnik Egg-cident of Ninety-THREEEE {READ DESCRIPTION PLEASE!}](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/phRjJEB0cXA/mqdefault.jpg)
_Kush-kush~_
You should rename it Robotnik's mice problem. I also want to caption these for you, how do I do that?
That's Orson Welles.
AND I HATE HOT DOGS
*Krump-krump* :D
iteachvader yo I'm loving the icon change and the return to YTP. Reminds me of the olden days when people used Tails icons while YTPing. Like MrPresidentFox and vvaluigi. Good times.
1:12
"According to Mice
According to Mice to mice
22 mice
4000 mice
A fak ton of mice
A billion mice
That's too many rodents"
That will never fail to make me laugh
Rodent spray will take care of you
(shows Kylo Ren)
"Rey will take care of _you!"_
I think it's actually "according to mice
according to mice
2 mice"
0:54 and thus, a legend was born. where did I go wrong with me?
Well, it all started when you made Scratch too chicken...
2:19 - “The problem with creating original Robotnik Poops in 2018 is what what you see right here. The extreme temptation into reusing or re-envisioning already-existing jokes. This makes it nigh on impossible to use the same sources without copying what someone else has already done. Ingiptobah is a CLASSIC example of a simple *repetition* joke; ubiquitous throughout TH-cam Poop, and difficult to master as an art form. However, you can still be thrown for a loop at the most unexpected moments. Observe.”
Vader is one of few people who can take old jokes and keep them interesting.
I wish I could remember what Ingiptobah came from.
@@jamesbevan9939 Boogidyboo, one of the guy he steals from
Steal is the wrong word@@aventurileluipetre
Legends Say that robotnik Is still looking for his Spesh
I didn't think people could make Robotnik Poops that are actually funny in the Year of our Lord 2018, but damn you consistently prove me wrong.
Robotnik's 'To-Do' List
- Give Scratch some 'encouragement' for his journalism career
- Shock everyone by saying one of the forbidden words
- Thusly summon the cartoon-y ghost of Orson Welles
- Soap
- Re-decorate someone's posterior
- Attempt to wait for a sleazy salesman to provide a solution
- Run out of patience
- Make mice
- Attempt 2000's fad
- Shove Grounder through two adjacent portals
- Use Grounder as an impromptu butt plug
- Perform highly questionable acts to the air
- Attempt to heal his pingas afterward
- ANIHILATE DAT ASS
- Regret making mice
- Consider making a hotdog instead
- Regret ever considering to make a hotdog instead
- Insert his voice into tails
- Fail
- Sing his very own song
- Subject someone to laser-firing squad for a warmup
- Refer to mice
- Attempt to calculate how many mice are in his property
- Hire Kylo Ren to deal with his rodent infestation
- Spend hours attempting to find his Spesh
- Drag Scratch from his journalism job to find it instead
- Review his personal stash of naughty pics
- Make an incredibly obscure reference
- Offer a one billion Mobium reward to anyone who can get it
- Break Tails
- Force scratch to answer the door-to-door salesman
- Date
- Dyate?
- Yate??
- Stop
- Have two seconds of quality father-son time with Tails
- Get kicked out by an increasingly frustrated Scratch
- Get stuck
- Get that surgery he's worried about
- Have a scheduled stroke
- Attempt to prevent Sonic's grandma from exploding
- Fail
- Encourage afternoon watching of Ebichu
- Discourage it in a desperate attempt to look mean again
- Realise he ain't worth shit
- Cry internally
- Butt-buddy (hee hee)
- Give a fraction-of-a-second lecture on the current state of AOSTH poops
- Go on holiday to Winston *SALEM*
- Bring a light
- Prepare his great cock for years
- Praise his son
- Host a guest who eerily sounds just like him
- Observe a rather peculiar DIY problem
- Observe cake
- Publicly deny wanting it
- Spend his life's savings on a Salami toaster
- Break down and take his mid-life crisis frustrations on the calendar
- Reflect on his hygiene
- Make Coconutz shut up by any means necessary
- Unveil his latest and greatest invention
- Regret it almost immediately
- ANIHILATE THE CREDITS' ASS
- Attempt to find alternate means of pest control
Makes you wonder if he has any time for himself.
That's not Ebichu, that's Bijou from Hamtaro.
I DON'T CARE
Also, I believe Robotnik tells Kylo Ren about his inevitable defeat at the hands of Rey.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd have to give myself a slight concussion.
you should have added the part where robotniks door got caught in the door
Tails being Robotnik's son is the cutest thing ever... Robotnik deserves some love sometimes
He sure does
Everyone has problems, and we all suck.
WeegeeSlayer
Wise words of wisdom, Sonic The Hedgehog.
I have a solution!
sephirothsoul999 Deez nuts
0:54 The origins of Robotnik Rock
0:25-0:26 Tails: “Deez nuts!”
Sonic: (laugh)
Sonic: got eem
2:28
Robotnik: That hairball
Mufasa: Is my son
Robotnik: That boy (Luke)
Darth Vader: Is my son
Robotnik: That two-tailed freak is myyyy sssson
Tails: Yay!
XD and cute
I love the lion king
Every Star Wars fan knows that.
_Insert comment that gives you rightful praise for keeping the 'ol 2008 style alive_
2:12 "C'mon, little butt buddy!"
"BUTT BUDDY!"
"Butt buddy..."
_"What is this, 2007?"_
*"AYFDJFDJFDHHSCIBDHBCHAZHBDCUTXBJDGJCH!!!"*
Man, seeing Hamtaro in a poop makes me miss the old Rurouni Hantaro jokes.
The Hacker?!
IDON'TWANTANYMOREDISTRACTIONS
2:32 "that two tailed freak is my son!" Does this thing has an actual continuity in your Robotnik YTPs? XD
_Loose_ continuity. It's the random-style YTP anyway, so it's subject to change at the drop of a pingas.
Oh, ok. Thanks for replying me! : )
@@iteachvader Oh god.
A timeline-warping pingas!
@@iteachvader it changed to piness 2 minutes ago.
@@iteachvader You should make it a series.
1:30 this freaking part literally gets me for no reason, it’s just so random and goofy.
2:40
Piece of cake
Are you having Cake?
NO, YOU FAAF!
And faaf means
*penis*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YI!
s a l a m i t o a s t e r
I'm so dirt and (idk)
Scheme-stopping, spine-headed, spine-stopping, scheme-headed...
@@t1gd [Vuv intensifies]
Yeuy.
[Vuv inte-]
*_SHUT UP!_*
3:00 this makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist
ITS MY WHAT IN A BOX?!?!
Vader, I could've done without seeing the cast of Hamtaro get busy.
I keep forgetting that Robotnik adopted Tails 😑
Emily Maeve the Mochi Queen
Only in the Vader universe
1:42:
Tails: Lets ask hacker.
(*later*)
Tails: Hi hacker.
The Hacker (Cyberchase): I DON'T WANT ANY MORE DISTRACTIONS!
I never should've made mice! I should've made a hot dog!
*AND I HATE HOT DOGS*
Birbddha "I never should have made mice!" Boom boom boom!
Oof
And now, my very own song!
*Robotnik Rock*
Blasting you was just a warmup.
@@chronologizer422 Blasting you was just a warm-up!
2:37 That Door got Caught in the Door!
I loved the reference to Sonic X! Such a classic show! I also loved that split-second clip of Gilbert Gottfried. :)
Some say even 'til this day, Dr. Robotnik is looking for his Spesh...
It's in the lab somewhere.
1:31, that whistling Robotnik does is identical to the whistling Hacker does in the XMasterZing classic "Hacker Installs a Pool in His Mullet" including the image flipping. Are both a reference to something else or is that the mysterious reference itself? I would ask Hacker but evidently he doesn't want any more distractions.
FINALLY!!!
YOU HAVE WON ONE BILLION MOBIUMS!
It's about time I actually won something that matters.
@@Repestrol mood
Repestrol congrats mate
A winner is you! You really are the something!
"everyone has a problem; too bad you suck. you gotta go to hell." all too relatable, sonic
I have a spesh
I have a spesh in the lab somewhere...
*Look fervently for a spesh*
Where's my spesh?!
It's in the basement!
Oh yes
*Oh yes*
Shit recycler!?
@@peterandreyev Eet!
Y-Eet!
_Y-Eet!_
_Y-EET!_
*_Y-EET!_*
*_Y-_* [That's getting old fast.]
@@clonefighter1996 Boom, shaka-laka!
@@peterandreyev
Tails: "Let's ask Hacker." [landing] "Hi, Hacker--"
Hacker: "I DON'T WANT ANY MORE DISTRACTIONS!"
1:52
"BUNGLING DUNDERHEADED-!"
"DUNGLING BUNDERHEADED-!"
Wait that shirt...
Robotnik was a member of team Rocket??? 0___o
Yes, but he was too preoccupied with capturing that HEDGEHOG instead of that PIKACHU.
Pokéballs don't work on warp-speed hedgehogs.
Gotta use a Fast Ball! (Starts furiously hollowing an apricorn).
The only problem is, Sonic has the ability _Warp Speed;_ it allows him to dodge ANY AND ALL pokéballs, including the Master Ball.
What if Jessie and James tried to capture Sonic and Robotnik tried to capture Pikachu? Would either succeed?
@@radarred4529 Turned on its head like that, very probably.
AND NOW, MY VERY OWN SONG
(YTMPV commences)
What does ytmpv stand for?
@@Smug-Sonic TH-cam poop music video
@@bonniethehedgefox9139 thanks😊
2:18 You sneak useful tips in every once in a while, YTP pausing is tough.
0:52 Hey, I see where this song came from now :) Glad you made it a separate video too.
Nobody:
Moms in an argument: 2:08
*"ℕ𝕖𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕪."*
"OH NO!"
2:22 YOU *FOOF*
_You bring a light?_
*YES!*
2:42 *NO YOU FAAF*
This is probably my favourite Robotnik YTP you've done yet!
2:14 I miss Deepercutt
Well, I finally know what *FAF* means...
Your spoonerisms are just godly.
This video has toooo many RODENTS
I should've made Hot Dogs.
2:50 Coconuts does his best impression of Roger Rabbit.
2:54 Super Tails Bros.
Man, this has Deepercutt feel to it.
It warms my heart.
3 years, and Robotnik still hasn't taken that trip.
Mice
Mice to mice
22 mice
4,000 mice
A *FACKton* of mice
*A BILLION MICE*
That's *too many*
RODENTS
Spray will take care of you.
@@mr.leeleeleee7153 noitulos a evah I
@@chronologizer422 I have a SPESH.
@@clonefighter1996 I have a SPESH
In the lab somewhere
🔎🔍🔎🔍🔎🔍🔎🔍🔎🔍🔎🔍
WHERE’S MY *SPESH*
2:19 "I'm taking a trip to **WINSTON-SALEM!**"
Aw, when was it!? Could've met a legend in the flesh! ;P
I don't actually live anywhere near Winston Salem, nor have I ever _been_ there.. :3
@@iteachvader Was referring to Robotnik, but meeting you would be even cooler! :P
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Oh, whoops...
Though, you know I have a Discord server, right?
@@iteachvader I did not! Where can I find the details? I'd love to join it.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Link is on my channel banner, or look at the About page on my channel.
0:53 is some thechairman45 shit. 🤩
It is called robotnik rock
1:12 well that escalated quickly
Infinite the Everlasting a FAK ton of mice
A BILLION MICE
@@Unoriginal_Fox That's too~ many rodents.
Good to see this one back
How has this particular video evaded me all this time? I’ve watched all the other Robotnik ones so many times.
Because I set it to private.
And, I edited part out of it.
What was so bad that you had to edit it out? Also, why did you set it to private?
@@waves2378 There was an image that he used when Robotnik was saying, "Oh yes". And the origin itself was NSFW, which he didn't want to keep, thus he removed it from the video.
Oh, ok.
1:30 Robotnik installs a pool in his mullet
"butt-buddy" gave me so much nostalgia.
funniest moment has to be SHIT RECYCLER?
Robotnik's to-do list
1. Say Faf, which according to some scary librarian guy, means... well you know
2. Soap Mobi-Mobi-Mobi-Mobi
3. Re-decorate a robot's butt
4. Make mice
5. Get tripped up by a ball
6. Rape someone
7. Create injured clones of himself that are all upset about missing the 13th hole
8. Annihilate a butt
9. Regret making mice and a hot dog
10. Mock Tails by making him seem like a train
11. Sing
12. Say that blasting someone was a warm-up according to his according to his to his 22 mice 4000 eggs f***-total mice billion mice (too many) rodents
13. Look for a specIhave a spec in the lab, which is in the basement
14. Get a visit from Sonic, the s#%t recycler
15. Stop Sonic who is dressed as an old lady
16. Take away nincombots' TV privelages
17. Take a trip to Winston
18. Proclaim that Simba, Luke Skywalker and Tails are his sons
19. Get a door caught in the door
20. Insult Mr. Ratburn for taking his figure of speech seriously
21. Buy a salami toaster
22. Admit to being dirty
23. Argue with Coconuts in jibberish
24. Fit his you-know in a tiny box
25. Buy some rodent spray
Actually he's taking a trip to Winston Salem
0:48 Makes me laugh out of control! "Toot! Toot!"
Drawn Together!
Truly an underrated channel. I hope many more people find it! Just keep doing what you're doing :)
I'm binging all of your videos right now.
I really do love you.
You're just out to replace every Robotnik YTP on my top 10 list with your own at this point! :]
0:25 my favorite part
I thought it’s 0:23?
"Are you having cake?"
"nO, yOu FaFf!!!
0:43
I never should've made mice!
I should've made a hot dog!
......
AND I HATE HOT DOGS!!
According to mice, according to mice, to mice 22 mice, 4000 mice a FUCK-ton of mice a billion mice....
There's toooo many rodents
"I'm taking a trip to Winston-Salem!"
You live in North Carolina?!
I drive there for work sometimes and that followed by "YOU FOOF" instantly comes to mind
"For years, for years, that hairball IS MY SON."
You, sir, are my hero. Please never stop.
According to mice
According too mice
2 mice
4,000 mice
8,000 mice
A FUCKTON OF mice
1 BILLION MICE
_THAT'S TOO MANY_
*rodents*
Amazing to see you are still doing this with such talent. Each video gets better and better. Never stop.
1:51
"Bungling Dunderheaded-
Dundering Bungleheaded-"
This is definitely getting buried, but I'm happy as hell to see this particular poop again.
It's dumb and chaotic but there's something elemental about it
S A L A M I T O A S T E R
1:30 Nice reference.
>12th of July
>Just now get the notifications, 7 days after upload.
Dafuk
so this is where robotnik rock originated form
D I D Y O U J U S T S A Y *_F_* *_A_* *_A_* *_F_* *_?_*
TVBForever Yes I did didn't I? Which means
PINGAS
Nice Deepercutt callback, you foof.
"Are you having cake?"
"NO YOU FUF!"
3:18 “stop looking at dum shit” made me laugh really hard
SHAKA LAKA
Oh hi there
"That's toooooooo many~"
I love Bill Wurtz jingles. I seriously do.
A bit late, but that "Winston-Salem, NC" reference really got me.
I had a feeling Winston-Salem was a part of NC. Man, I need to study my own state's geography more.
“THAT DOOR GOT CAUGHT IN THAT DOOR!!”
Oh so Robotnik managed to adopt Tails in the end.
Oh thank god, I though you stopped making these.
Also, that usage of Hamtaro.
I used to watch Hamtaro back in the day... sadly, not in the afternoon since it was a morning cartoon.
Also, that is a lot of mice Robotnik has lying around.
That's too many rrrodents.
im surprised that you havent done more jokes crapping on the new Star wars movies. fantastic work is always really bringing the classic robotnik ytp back
I don't ever crap on Star Wars. I love the new films, dearly.
+iteachvader well that's good dedication to a series
Love this YTP. Takes me back to my high school days...
2:00 Aww Poor Hamster
*SHIT RECYCLER?*
What do you think they put in the rodent spray?
I thought they put a spesh in there
I was cross faded watching this at almost 3:00 am. Good times.
Missed opportunity - Robotnik Mices the 13th Hole
Not really a good title.
0:13 anytime someone insults me, I'm going to say this to them.
Are you having cake? *NO YOU FAAF*
“He’s nuts!”
*“HAAH!”*
0:54 That rocked! Any chance of an extended version if we all ask nicely?
No.
Because I'm giving it to you without having to be asked. th-cam.com/video/YapeV5XBgQ4/w-d-xo.html
XD well played
You beat us to it iteachvader
If tails is bred with similarly stumpy furries his progeny would be hamtaro
ITV, i find it weird that this video wasn’t on your channel last times I’ve checked. For re-edits, I understand. keep up the good work.
0:01 whats with the hamster?
Hamtaro.
@@ChristianFrates1997 ok.
@@frankieking3133 I don't know either.
"I mean dont watch that stupid little show!"
2:13 DAMN! That's old xD