I Have Made a Terrible Discovery

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  • @Fritzyboo
    @Fritzyboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    1:43 someone in chat says "this is like watching the invention of cancer" LOL

  • @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt
    @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Can't wait for dry to edit the guay hovers like he does with dampe

    • @ANunes06
      @ANunes06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Clang. Clang. Clang. ClangclangclangclangclclclclclclcclcAAAANG. I can see/hear it now. Music.

    • @54321eclipse12345
      @54321eclipse12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he has to wing it 10% chance of hitting the right angle might not be too far off LUL

  • @xvaldevx
    @xvaldevx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    If you fall during this, can we call it "Toucan Scam"

  • @AchEdeJungeNeDu
    @AchEdeJungeNeDu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    One of the few times where ZFG doesnt sound like a man who has lost his will to life is when he gets to spoil the fun for other people. This is the content i subscribed for.

    • @marisanya
      @marisanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right? I noticed the higher tone in his voice immediately lol

    • @Kiven8000
      @Kiven8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He sounds so excited that he gets to strip fun away from people, lol.

  • @Ruzkiel
    @Ruzkiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    ZFG: "I'm not going to run Any% because ACE is awful"
    Meanwhile in Max% Child... 40 minute Guay hover exists.

    • @yeen4204
      @yeen4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      40 minute guay hover is WAY more interesting to watch at least than ace beyond like, the first time lol

    • @MyPupTobi
      @MyPupTobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@yeen4204 GUAY more interesting*

  • @Randallroks
    @Randallroks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This is literally just OOT's version of Scuttlebug raising.

    • @tommytomthms5
      @tommytomthms5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait, is that the one in twilight princess that give you the broken title screen? I remember it being a glitch for about a year before it had a speedrunning use. also not super hard to pull off, it was just timing. no angles or anything too crazy. though iirc the number of hearts I had when pulling it off changed 'the glitch' (as I didn't speedrun at the time)

    • @LightningFlare95
      @LightningFlare95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tommytomthms5 Nah, Scuttlebug Raising is a glitch from Super Mario 64. It works very similarly to this guay hover; a really good explanation can be found in this video here th-cam.com/video/kpk2tdsPh0A/w-d-xo.html
      There's a lot more explained than just the Scuttlebug Raising in that video, however.

  • @Iggyy_
    @Iggyy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love how people are dedicated to break this game even further than it already is

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile ปีที่แล้ว

      at this point its not the game that gets broken.
      its the runners

  • @dd-iy7jw
    @dd-iy7jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    LE TOUCAN HIGHLIGHT HAS ARRIVED

    • @xeranes
      @xeranes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PRAISE

    • @Fishtoeify
      @Fishtoeify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PRAISE

  • @BagaJr
    @BagaJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was not prepared for "Can you bring the Temple any closer to the Guay?"

  • @felipemartins6433
    @felipemartins6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I am become death, the destroyer of categories" ~ ZFG, probably

  • @Zenriesz
    @Zenriesz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Absolute madman backflips at a bird for 30 minutes.

  • @HamStar_
    @HamStar_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    people in youtube comments trying to give advice not realizing these are old clips and zfg already has it consistent enough to do runs

    • @tophan5146
      @tophan5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You’re ruining the fun for us, just like zfg is ruining the fun for speedrunners

  • @tinper7612
    @tinper7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You know, this 40 minute guay hover is strikenly similar to the blast mask hover up Stone Tower Temple and flipping said temple with water.

    • @MyPupTobi
      @MyPupTobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13:37

    • @yunobeat
      @yunobeat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      something he literally had to do last vid.. and he mentioned this very hover at the end :D

  • @Sweet9964
    @Sweet9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this just went from the hardest oot category to being the hardest oot category 2.0

  • @lazyinvadershiya8320
    @lazyinvadershiya8320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is starting to remind of max% peach in Mario sunshine with the hour long fall from the top of the map

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Link staring at rupees for 14 hours in TP Low%

    • @TwilightFlower9
      @TwilightFlower9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sharpfang Standing on a platform for 3 days in Mario 64 A button challenge

  • @danieldavies3092
    @danieldavies3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dude this category is probably gonna be like 6 and a half hours now but it's still gonna beat record despite being just under an hour longer because of item priority, this is such an awful discovery

  • @ChamplooMusashi
    @ChamplooMusashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this is the desert bus of oot speedrunning

  • @raynorzeraph953
    @raynorzeraph953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm sorry for anyone considering running max% child"
    runs max % child.

  • @moemm299
    @moemm299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Am I reading this right NERDS?" - JockFG

  • @melissawhalen1648
    @melissawhalen1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1 hour Guay Hover sounds like a SimpleFlips video

  • @hughmungus8340
    @hughmungus8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ZFG just pulled the ultimate pro gamer move against TASbots, he's like the John Connor of speedrunning.

  • @l9day
    @l9day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ZFG is on a competitive team, is paid, and now bullies nerds... makes it official, speedrunning is a sport and he is a jock. Time to regulate it. ZFG ruined both Max% child and speedrunning as a whole.

  • @DerekSwan
    @DerekSwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks again for doing these highlight videos. It helps a lot for those of us who don't have enough time to watch a stream!

  • @fedgetfurious
    @fedgetfurious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It amazes me at just what you can do to break the old 3d zelda games....that is insane.

  • @sharpfang
    @sharpfang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is the skybox fixed? Aiming to have Link's head line up with a specific feature on a specific cloud might be a good way to set up the angle - providing you don't wander too much sideways when hovering.

  • @Ontarianmm
    @Ontarianmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, that is dedication to the cause.

  • @gabrielsantana6161
    @gabrielsantana6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's like watching the invention of câncer" ~ twitch chat

  • @zeroDFound
    @zeroDFound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ZFG makes repetitive activities feel like discovering the earth goes around the sun

  • @54321eclipse12345
    @54321eclipse12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game

    • @FinnbarrGoesFast
      @FinnbarrGoesFast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think this is the optimal way to beat the game lol. This won't affect casual players

    • @yeen4204
      @yeen4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is absolutely not optimal in any sense for actual speed it’s only ‘optimal’ in the context of the challenge run at hand. this is probably like, the single worst way to get fire arrows in any context but this run lol

  • @EpicNinjaShiro
    @EpicNinjaShiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Z "..and then I had this idea today..." FG

  • @FoxerTails
    @FoxerTails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:20 This is a glorious quote to summarize this discovery. Lol

  • @gabrielsantana6161
    @gabrielsantana6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did Zfg just straight up murdered max% child?

  • @itsDeej.
    @itsDeej. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    zfg's brain is a cognitiohazard. this all poses the question of if knowledge is too dangerous to be known to all, should it be shared in the first place. or, if not, is it inevitable that it will be revealed in time.
    funny toucan

  • @TheCerinianAssassin
    @TheCerinianAssassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LEGALIZE GUAY DECOMP

  • @rareosts5752
    @rareosts5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how happy ZFG sounds in this. This is the happiest I've ever heard him.

  • @FlergerBergitydersh
    @FlergerBergitydersh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    New category: Practical Max% Child.

  • @leupawntwitch4245
    @leupawntwitch4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Getting world record by destroying the category is such a Chad move

  • @VrKx
    @VrKx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    probably one of the most boring streams ive ever watched in the best way possible

  • @chompythebeast
    @chompythebeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *12:22* You can hear the corners of his lips curl into a smile when he says "Oh no, I've made a huge mistake" lol

  • @ithinkmycatsdead
    @ithinkmycatsdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "dying is easy"
    --zgf, 2021 [paraphrased]

  • @plumbummusic2051
    @plumbummusic2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine hovering for 30-40min on a toucan to go "fast" LUL

    • @yeen4204
      @yeen4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the point isn’t to go fast it’s to get more items, since max% child is more of a challenge run than a speedrun. a run which gets more items within the rules than a previous record run is record regardless of speed, therefore the fire arrows GIM section could literally take three days and the run which did it (assuming it got all the other items previous max% child runs did as well) and it would still be record since item count > speed in this category

    • @plumbummusic2051
      @plumbummusic2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yeen4204 Imagine describing the entire category over a joke LUL

  • @b.clarenc9517
    @b.clarenc9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Any toucan in chat?
    °)>

  • @MyP1n
    @MyP1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the hover to gauntlets chest. Its the best thing about the run!

  • @epicness877
    @epicness877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that you keep the 6969 bit in this vid is almost as good as the trick itself

  • @conquestalpha
    @conquestalpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    given how broken this game is, other than ACE, is there a way to jumble the home point of the guay? maybe a way to substitute the home ccoordinates of a guay from another map somehow

  • @Thomas-nz4si
    @Thomas-nz4si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there a way to reposition it's home in some way? In Mario 64 you can change an enemy's home by getting hit by it or deloading the area its in, and I would think you would be able to do something like that in OoT. Nothing at all comes to mind, but I'd be surprised if the subject of changing an enemy's home position has come up more than a handful of times in OoT history so I doubt its something that has been thoroughly tested.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope the community look into it, or have looked into it, since the talk of enemy homes reminded me of scuttlebug transportation and raising in SM64 lol.

  • @DaAwsumDude
    @DaAwsumDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so looking forward to the “ ‘X’ breaks speed run 🤯” TH-cam video

  • @auntydoll8
    @auntydoll8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:11 you will need to count how much hover/backflip you need to get to the vertical value that you need

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And this is why you don't do low%/restricted max% runs.

  • @TaismoFanBoy
    @TaismoFanBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The minimap is bad, but is it at least consistent? I'm wondering if you can just know the locations RELATIVE to the minimap, and use the yellow arrow direction? It's a bit like playing pool (billiards); you gotta eyeball the angle based on the references you have.

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone doesn't know what pool is, they probably won't know what billiards is either lol

    • @TaismoFanBoy
      @TaismoFanBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@superscatboy moreso for googling clarification. Someone googling "pool" is gonna have a harder time than someone googling "billiards".

  • @somnus9976
    @somnus9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone's just like "noo don't do this"

  • @Zuzecha
    @Zuzecha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the 1 hour GLJ
    guay long jump

  • @Phantron
    @Phantron 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    didnt know if you noticed but theres a heartpiece in your face.

  • @DesTr069
    @DesTr069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I think you misspelt “Incredible and legendary” in the title. But I don’t blame you, it’s an easy mistake :)

    • @seth8395
      @seth8395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Much like this discovery is.

  • @MellyMellouange
    @MellyMellouange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    doesn't the Gway's home update whenever it hits Link's shield? If there was a way to update the Gway's home, you'd be able to do your backflips strictly in the Colossus's direction, and that would probably save you a lot of time on this hover.

    • @DesTr069
      @DesTr069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don’t think so, there’s something preventing the Guay from getting any closer to the Colossus. This is unfortunately not a Scuttlebug :(

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're thinking of Scuttlebugs in SM64. No Guay jamborees in OoT.

  • @randallwhitehead686
    @randallwhitehead686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still better than Twilight Princess Low%

  • @SariatheFrostMage
    @SariatheFrostMage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, if you have quick putaway active, couldn't you use the Majora's Mask version of Bombchu Hovers with mega backflips to cover massive distance, or am I crazy?
    Or is that not possible in OoT? I know that, for example, the old Great Bay boss key skip used mega backflips + chu hovers in conjunction to get to the boss room, befor it was found you can do it from the very start of the temple. I know that in OoT, you CAN activate MM hovers using some variant of quick putaway - is it possible to combine these two, or does the current glitch set up disable bombchus, too? (I know it disables bombs).

    • @yeen4204
      @yeen4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bombs and bombchus don’t explode in the GIM state which is why you hover off the guay in the first place. otherwise you would just do a relatively short standard bomb hover

  • @Dumaiu
    @Dumaiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    More fun than _Desert Bus_, probably.

  • @quagleskarff
    @quagleskarff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surely there's a way to move the guay home like in Mario 64

  • @duntlund9724
    @duntlund9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a crime.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Neat video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @LANBobYonson
    @LANBobYonson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    An even worse guay hover than no doors.............................

  • @cali5nia_
    @cali5nia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ZFG it's your life and you can do what you want with it but have you ever thought about going into scientific research?

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Desert Bus GIM

  • @Fiercelinkmaster76
    @Fiercelinkmaster76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guay!

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why we can't have nice things

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh.

  • @godlessman123
    @godlessman123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont know if it was your luck my guy but got a 3070 vision while watching this sooo thx

  • @itsmchan338
    @itsmchan338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did the chat spam monkaS when he coughed?

  • @lemondedyvain
    @lemondedyvain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You ve met with a Terrible fate...haven't you ? Nyahahahaha

    • @b.clarenc9517
      @b.clarenc9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe in your strenghts... Believe...

  • @iczesmv
    @iczesmv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how many glitches deep is this?

  • @AraParaOvO
    @AraParaOvO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We've come full circle..

  • @DBSMoonMaster
    @DBSMoonMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This would be funny with a giant guay

  • @grnsweatervevo
    @grnsweatervevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...how exactly does the water give you fire arrows?

  • @ryanhiggins3477
    @ryanhiggins3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I forsee betting on it working

  • @MrStarguy
    @MrStarguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    PRAISE LE TOUCAN

  • @鏖魔キリン
    @鏖魔キリン 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    isn't this category everything with source requirenment? why would this glitch be counted? or is it because it was an actual item that was picked up and just maniped? and at that point wouldn't this be a 1 for 1 item trade? am i being a dumdum? all this and more when somebody maybe answers my questions.

    • @ScottCastle
      @ScottCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source is required for items you can normally get as child. Since fire arrows are Adult Only, source is not required.

    • @鏖魔キリン
      @鏖魔キリン 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScottCastle seems a little arbitrary, but then again, so is all of speedrunning. thanks for explaining.

  • @ianwalker2259
    @ianwalker2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No Guayyyy bro!

  • @blainegordon770
    @blainegordon770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this. so talented.

  • @UnintendedSheep
    @UnintendedSheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And now we wait...

  • @Sweet9964
    @Sweet9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How will you know how high you are in a run?

  • @TheNetflixGamer
    @TheNetflixGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is sick
    I was there for da stream but I know nothing about oot, if someone likes to answer oot stuff:
    What’s quick put away, and why does having it cause the guay to not take damage?

    • @ANunes06
      @ANunes06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Phew... Okay... Here we go.
      You can take out and put away items in OOT. By interrupting the put-away command, you cancel the animation. By interrupting the put-away command when putting away a deku stick, you acquire a broken stick with a corrupted damage value. This stick does zero damage to the guay when it hits the guay.
      But that's kind of the *end* of the fustercluck that is happening here.
      In order to hover, you need to activate the Infinite Sword Glitch, which prevents you from falling under normal gravity, allowing you to jump up into to the damage source and keep that height.
      However, with ISG active, you are holding a permanent damage hitbox in your hand. If the damage source (guay) touches it, it takes damage and in this case, dies.
      HOWEVER, with quick put away acting on the stick to create glitchstick, he can carry his ISG and not worry about what happens if he accidentally hits the guay.
      There's... more going on than that... but that's the crux of the biscuit.

    • @b.clarenc9517
      @b.clarenc9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ANunes06 That's a good sumup.

    • @TheNetflixGamer
      @TheNetflixGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ANunes06 awesome, thank you so much :D

  • @abra238
    @abra238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn't this category have source requirement?

    • @ScottCastle
      @ScottCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source is required for items you can normally get as child. Since fire arrows are Adult Only, source is not required.

    • @abra238
      @abra238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScottCastle Source Priority, I later learned.

  • @ToastReaper
    @ToastReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s a pain in the ass but couldn’t you just count the successful hovers to determine how high you are?

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume the amount of units you rise each backflip differs depending on the timing, so he could be at vastly different heights on different runs with the same amount of hovers

    • @yeen4204
      @yeen4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s not perfectly consistent, depending on the execution each hover can be a bit higher or lower so you can get a rough estimate by doing so but nothing more

  • @KomradeCPU
    @KomradeCPU ปีที่แล้ว

    Hylia hates guays

  • @puretestosterone9614
    @puretestosterone9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does zfg sound like he's using his old mic

  • @benjaminsmith8377
    @benjaminsmith8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What software is he using? Hope this question doesn't pop up a'lot

  • @garethtompkins7232
    @garethtompkins7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good work bro

  • @SuperTtKiller
    @SuperTtKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you walk up the colossus?

  • @trollfaceplaya547
    @trollfaceplaya547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rip

  • @prizm9515
    @prizm9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dope!

  • @ArmaKiri
    @ArmaKiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello

  • @nicohalt3165
    @nicohalt3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ad placement

  • @brig.badger2896
    @brig.badger2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pain

  • @Rithela39
    @Rithela39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do u get to pick what ads u got? I got an ad for this drume hand thing and they were playing the Song of Storms on it

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam selects ads automatically for each viewer based largely on the tons of data they collect about you.

    • @Rithela39
      @Rithela39 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superscatboy Well I do watch a lot of these videos so I guess that would explain it lmao

  • @JaMaMaa1
    @JaMaMaa1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    gain seems way too high

    • @JaMaMaa1
      @JaMaMaa1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk what that means but im assuming im right

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh.

  • @Draethiox
    @Draethiox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Praise Rem_

  • @ViolinistJeff
    @ViolinistJeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one here who doesn´t know why Link has a heart piece in his face?

  • @crazycoolkids00
    @crazycoolkids00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm one of the people you'll have to apologize to. I liked this category. :(
    But hey, I'll still have fun watching you.