Yeah for real I'm always gonna pirate them from now on. And if they go bankrupt I'll have a party about it, not that there arent 5 billion companies just as bad, but the franchises that used to be good deserve to get left alone with what little dignity they still have left if any.
@Robin nigba I played heat for 2 days And havent touched it since release, It mean I don't like them and they don't deserve money and at this rate I'd be glad if they go bankrupt and nfs and battlefield could die with what little dignity if they have any left at all.
@Robin lets use EAs logic, people like surprises and people like free stuff or cheaper stuff so EA is fine with me not paying. Also you can't defendnd the its not rR@ApP3e it's struggle snuggle argument its dumb. And ea don't deserve money they deserve to go bankrupt. I'll never see those 80 euros again.
Cinderbrooke Surprisingly, he’s actually not wrong - look it up. It of course is a German word, created by the Germans, but the way in which it is used in the English language and its use during the Second World War was indeed an invention of the allies.
Nikolas Frost EA: I will sue you for slander if you pay me 99.99.99 dollars don’t worry you can get dlc for you not to repay me forever but you can only get that dlc with a loop box which cost 100,00,000 dollars each loop box
Kosog0NG because a lot of children ask their parents for their CCs just to gamble on overwatch, csgo, and other crates. (Some adults can be children as well)
Americans are obsessed with language gymnastics... In the 70s Joe Weider, founder of IFBB, made a NON SANCTIONING POLICY, it meant that they sanctioned anyone who competed in any other rival association, but if you competed only in IFBB you got nothing, you just didn't get sanctioned... Why didn't they just call it sanctioning policy, since it's all about sanctioning people... Americans really enjoy their pseudo intellectual word salads... Hemingway and Georg Orwell are turning in their graves...
@Griffith did everything wrong but Donovan not I agree, but it seems like people keep mentioning child consumers purely for moral gratification and not for any bare concern for them.
The big difference between stuff like kinder eggs and digital loot boxes is at least with random toys you own a physical object, while with loot boxes you just get a random chance at limited rights to access content, with no right to resell or modify
Also people don't buy 10 kinder eggs and hope that one of them contains a PS5, and not the crappy cheap toys that they have 1000 of already. All the surprise toys tend to be of equal value, you don't get one REALLY expensive toy every now and then.
And even if the toys aren't the ones you wanted, you can at least carry them to school or your friend's house and trade toys between each other. Something I haven't seen in ANY EA game.
@@StreakyBaconMan While that may be true in the case of kinder eggs, most blind bag type products usually have rare figures (or cards, etc.) that are purposefully shortpacked.
@@johayes7529 gambling is such a stupid system anyway. If you learn statistics or data science then you would see much worse. Sadly people aren't quite probability-literate, or have been addicted to this piece of shit
@@rhn122 Gamblers are fully aware of how unlikely they are to win. But it's this promise of a big payoff that keeps them going, they feel like the next time will be "the one" and they'll get millions. It really is an addiction.
@Clay Goeke Jesus, man I was 17 and I was fond of the other Sims games growing up. Yeah I know I was an idiot for buying the DLC but that's called a mistake, one I regret dearly. There's no need to start having a go. Calm your tits
Yeah but the games were a lot smaller. Even the base games today have more content than the older games that didn't have anything extra to buy. Your argument Is invalid.
@@PANZERFAUST90 Wut? How is it relevant which size the game is? That doesnt justify that you put items behind paywall. For example Halo3 didnt have a lot of customization options but all of them were achievable by playing challenges etc. If it Halo3 would be bigger game by modern standard doesnt mean you have to put those items in loot boxes, doesnt matter how many there are. Or if that is really the problem then maybe reduce the number of those items because they are irrelevant anyway.
Nono, you've got it wrong. You're thinking of when he invaded Bohemia after taking the Sudetenland. That was L I T E R A L L Y a "surprise annexation, not war!" thing in history. No consent, no war, just SURPRISE! You're part of Germany now!
"It's not rape, it's surprise sex" is literally a 10 year old internet meme. EA's top lawyer has determined that a 10 year old internet meme is the best possible defense she can mount. Think about that one, boys.
@@Caleb_Squatongim they do often host sales for the EPs. Buying the bundles while on sale is much more reasonable (3 packs for 40$ give or take.) But to OP yes she does look exactly like an auto generated sim lmao.
A kinder egg doesn’t have insane loot tables, all of the toys are equal, you don’t keep getting a car toy, but then after 30 times you get a rare rubixs cube
I spend roughly $28000 a year on kinder eggs. I really want the action figure that comes with a parachute but I just keep getting race cars. I have to be getting closer though. I think at this point I'm limiting their stock.
I remember watching a special on TV where a lady fell for that, gave people money for years and ended up taking out multiple mortgages. She still didn’t get the memo.
Ah yes the *struggle snuggle* *the bucker mcfucker* *surprise sex* *the Theodore Roosevelt supreme bonus* *dlc joke* *The anti vax re population procedure* *and lastly the little immigrant we all hold dearly in our pants from time to time*
@@justaamateur6533 literally found this comment liked it, scrolled down, found the old comment from 9 months ago which Id apparantly liked 9 months ago, scrolled back up, unliked this one
Microtransactions then: "Oh, you bought our model castle? We have since created a decorative moat for it, which you can buy directly from us!" Microtransactions EA style: "Oh, you bought our model castle? Surprise! That's only 5% of it! You can buy the rest of the castle from us, but you have a chance to buy the same parts over and over! Isn't that fun?
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 No way in hell did mobile games do that first. I remember crossfire, not many westerners know this game but it's quite popular in asian countries, and that game already had lootboxes and exorbitant microtransactions. Mind you this is like 2008-2010. Most mainstream companies didn't even know microtransactions existed, let alone lootboxes. Asian games primarily did that shit, they *love* pay to win models. And Asian gamers for some reason don't say anything about it.
Unsanctioned and unorthodox borrowing scheme from a local credit deposit, known as a bank, of an undefined sum of $1.02's that is frowned upon by the personnel of such facility.
@Murtons Children, adults, elderly all can suffer from gambling addiction. But loot boxes are aimed for everyone. Why do you think EA removed them? They had a lot of backlash from it.
@Murtons That's because nobody wants a child to get an addiction. They're too young and they have a life ahead of them. Gambling addiction, or many other forms of addiction will drag them down and it's hard for them to get back up.
Charge full price for a burger but only get the buns and the patty. Cheese and toppings are DLCs. Additional seasonings and condiments from randomized “surprise packets”. It’s usually salt but if you’re lucky a buy a shitload, you might get chili flakes. You can only get ketchup if purchased from Best Buy OR mustard if from GameStop. Not both. You can only qualify for fries if you preorder
3:22 "Let's say you buy the Star Wars K'Nex set that has the Millennium..." *Come on Charles* "eh-" *You got this buddy* "b- the Millennium Ass-Beater" *You tried*
"You're mischaracterising my words. I didn't say that" - corpspeak "Correct. In fact, it took you fifteen goddamn minutes to say *nothing at all* " -me reacting to corpspeak In reality I was shocked to hear she actually admitted to the negative in the end. I wonder how flustered or done she had to be before she spat that out.
Honestly I hate the fact that lawyerspeak has gotten so pervasive in things like terms of service. I wish all laws, rules, regulations, contracts, etc were legally required to be written and organized in an understandable and comprehensive fashion. Unfortunately the cutthroat lawyers up at the top won't let that kinda crap fly since it makes it easier to spot loopholes or where someone paid for a loophole.
By no means do I agree with anything EA is doing, but I noticed what she pointed out as well. "Recharacterizing my words" was in the sense that, unlike what Charlie said "Do you believe these are ethical?" He asked something with a more imposing and negative connotation and tone "so you have no qualms *whatsoever* about this being unethical?" Charlie's way of saying it is more subjective and fair. I can tell that the one questioning her was probably someone on the prosecuting side.
"Sir it seems that all evidence points to you committing this crime, how do you plead?" "Your honor, I disagree with the evidence so I plead innocent" "Well shit, you're free to go then, impeccable logic my friend."
“See, in my opinion, those car radios already belonged to me, therefore I was not stealing, rather was retrieving back personal property stolen from ME.”
*police find a bloody knife with your fingerprints on it after they responded to a stabbing "sorry officer but I disagree with that evidence so you have to let me go"
You can always tell when someone doesn't know enough good comics by the way the reference george carlin and steve Martin. Two of the biggest comics ever. Dug deep in the archives for those names right?
@Keigan Noel ""we are sorry, your card has been declined- and in turn, so is your subscription to the virtual MMORPG game titled: "your pathetic fucking life". You will receive an email containing the date and time of your death, thank you for playing our game! ~EA"
@Flare Already been pirating their stuff for a few years lol. Only thing I bought from them was BF4 for like $10 and, well I got bf1 for free with my xbone so I guess that doesn't count...
Nowhere is safe. The Sims. Plants Versus Zombies. StarWars BattleFront. Damn, they might even take over Slime Rancher or Subnautica soon. Ea consumes all.
It's technically not gambling you don't get anything monetary out of them. If you end up buying them you should know you get nothing it's basically you lost money automatically.
The ones I had while growing up, were often left on the shelf so long that the chocolate no longer really tasted sweet, more chalky. Plus most kids would shake them (I cannot say I didnt do this at one point) would shake them to try guess the prize. So you would also often find a shattered egg. Granted havent had them in over a decade but that was my experience.
I spent £1.47 on a key to a box got a shit thing worth 20 pence and can't bring myself to spend any more on the crates hope your friend gets help though.
Now that makes me think, does lootboxes in free to play games acceptable? I mean that's the only way the dev can get revenue, and in csgo case it wouldn't make no differences to the game
"I didn't crash your car, I gave you a surprise reshaping of the metalwork."
I unexpectedly realigned your car’s axel.
I simply remodeled the frame of your vehicle.
Ignore the corpse left inside...
it’s ok cause he done it for free
@@adrock_sokolov6570 what you talking about the corpse is a prepaid DLC
Your honor, those weren't bombings.
They were *surprise fireworks.*
@@debatingyouth *comment with literally 600 likes*
People in youtube comment section: underrated!
that's fun and ethical
Defendant, you literally said Tiocfaidh ár lá before the bombs went off. 30 people were killed.
It's not a crater, it's dynamic topography!
@@gooby8953 *I think you're recharacterizing my language*
OFFICER THAT WASNT MASSIVE GENOCIDE IT WAS "SUPRISE EXTINCTION"
You would be telling that to the supreme court 😂
@@kevo300 what if I committed genocide on the supreme court?
some boi Well by that logic if you yell “surprise” before the genocide then it’s completely ethical
Haha thats ea for sure
@@kevo300 The officer has to arrest him first.
charlie: forgets "millennium falcon"
his first instinct: "millennium assbeater"
to be fair, that's exactly what it looks like.
Wow I was scrolling down the comments and right after he said that I saw this comment.
Well considering it was the ship that destroyed the second Death Star... yeah it’s an assbeater
Nevertheless his comebacks are still high tier ranking even top 1 percentile among the intentional jokes out there
Mildly surprised he didn’t say Millennium Goatze
Your honor, it wasn't a mugging.
It was an *Involuntary Donation*
Surprise donation
Carlos Fred it was an involuntary blood donation
Mae , God dammit.
G R E G O R Y
When you copy/paste yong yea.
FBI: Why'd you blow up that building.
Terrorist: I didn't blow it up, it was a surprise deconstruction.
Surprise deconstruction is also the actual real term used for when rockets blow up, lmao
No offense Alien sir, but it kind of looks like your recalling a conversation
@@viderevero1338 I'm not, it's just surprise repeated linguistics
Understandable, have a great day
yikes
Patient: It’s cancer isn’t it?
EA employee as a doctor: it’s not cancer it’s surprise cell growth
saw that meme on reddit before
QUALITY COLLECTOR Of course you did
Now thats a wholesome christian meme.
1100th like
"It's not Downs Syndrome, your genes just have extra content."
EA Games: "Challenge Everything!"
UK parliament: "Okay. Let's start with you."
BOOM! Got em
What a sick fucking name you have good sir
Ben Gunderson is a badass name
Its actually the belgian government
When there was sill a government
Ben Gunderson oh okay
I didn't kill this man. I just gave him a surprise vacation to Heaven.
I didnt pirate that game, I just downloaded a free unrestricted demo.
Op made me fucking giggle. Good shit.
Perminant vacation.
Alayjo I read the ops comment in Paulie Gualtieri’s voice from The Sopranos
Alayjo suits it pretty well lol
EA: Stop harassing our social media accounts
Me: It’s not harassment, it’s surprise truth
You’re not wrong.
They gonna need a surprise comaback after such a suprise barbeque
Me:No no officer i was merely borrowing this lady in my trunk
@@jerrymcbride5589 Surprise Bitch !
"I didn't stab you, I just gave you a surprise body piercing"
‘I didn’t participate in the drive by officer, I just sat in the car driving it’.
That’s deep.
Surprise acupuncture with a knife
"Kim Jong Un doesn't fart, he passes winds of peace"
This might have accidentally bolstered his online presence
I literally read this comment as he said it and it felt oddly surreal
@@rubbersoul8830 better than having smelled it as he said it.
Better than winds of destruction.
omg read it right when he said it lmao
I don't pirate EA games, I just get a "Surprise Discount" on them.
Surprise Coupon
Yeah for real I'm always gonna pirate them from now on. And if they go bankrupt I'll have a party about it, not that there arent 5 billion companies just as bad, but the franchises that used to be good deserve to get left alone with what little dignity they still have left if any.
@Robin nigba I played heat for 2 days And havent touched it since release, It mean I don't like them and they don't deserve money and at this rate I'd be glad if they go bankrupt and nfs and battlefield could die with what little dignity if they have any left at all.
I only pay for indie games. not gonna give my money to multi-billion aaa games
@Robin lets use EAs logic, people like surprises and people like free stuff or cheaper stuff so EA is fine with me not paying. Also you can't defendnd the its not rR@ApP3e it's struggle snuggle argument its dumb.
And ea don't deserve money they deserve to go bankrupt. I'll never see those 80 euros again.
No officer you've got it all wrong... I didn't break into their home.
It was a surprise visit!
Genius
Jake B. 😂😂😂😂
No I didn’t murder this man! I gave him a surprise funeral....
Lol you break in my house and you wont be able to tell the officer anything
Turn this into a meme now
*The entire time that lady looks like she’s getting ready to cry and guilt trip everyone in that room.*
It’s cause she’s try to fight for something that is so clearly wrong it’s like fighting a war alone
She looks like Pam's landlord that she sets up Michael with to help him get over Jan.
Imagine if a Karen worked at EA
@Extra Aesthetic youb 😂😂😂 I'm sorry but I love that
I'm actually kinda sorry for her tbh because you can tell she does not believe what she's saying but she's still gotta say it or she's getting fired.
If they wanted an actual human they would have to pay for that DLC
Again... That surprise mechanism at work🙂
Even the Nazis blatantly called it "Blitzkrieg" and not "Surprise War".
surprise war actually wouldn't sound like a dishonest thing to do unless it breaks some kind of treaty.
Karl Friedrich the germans use dat term
@@EMOTION-ENGINE lolwat, wrong
Cinderbrooke Surprisingly, he’s actually not wrong - look it up. It of course is a German word, created by the Germans, but the way in which it is used in the English language and its use during the Second World War was indeed an invention of the allies.
Dante B. I mean it’s pretty much the same thing. Meaning “lightning war”.
My uncle didn't molest me, he just gave me a suprise prostate exam
With his dong
And his tongue
And elbows
Seems like a nice guy he must really care for your general health
@Unqiue Keys i think anyone who isnt asian with an anime avatar needs to visit a therapist
Bill Cosby offered surprise mechanics in his drinks.
Oof
El Don lol
@@pipon941 it was not free of charge - you had to pay with it with sex.
Surprise sore ass in the morning
Worst thing about Bill Cosby was that he was a hypocrite
Kinder Egg sounds a bit creepy when you speak German
Child egg
Is that why they changed it to Kinder Joy?
@@otherssingpuree1779 kinder egg and kinder joy are 2 separate things though, at least where I live
Morrov PL same
They are called "Überraschungs Eier"
What translates to "Surprise Egg"
So this is literally a Surprise mechanic.
Cop: you're under arrest
EA: I disagree
Cop: alright have a nice day
Taylor Jones what did they do?
My fucking stomach hurts from laughing at this.
Nikolas Frost EA: I will sue you for slander if you pay me 99.99.99 dollars don’t worry you can get dlc for you not to repay me forever but you can only get that dlc with a loop box which cost 100,00,000 dollars each loop box
I like my own comments you should like them too Cop: Nope
*puts you in handcuffs*
Aaliyah Kelly always someone that gotta ruin the joke
"You buy kinder eggs for the surprise"
Yea but I didn't need to buy the Target just to buy the kinder eggs now did I?
Gavin Pennycuff also kinder eggs are at least damn good chokolate
Tatu Juntunen nah kinder eggs are unreal
I buy them for the chocolate and throw the surprise into the trash.
@@mononokehime3182 same here
Also you dont have to buy the kinder egg and then 2.50 for a key to open the fucking egg
"So this is basically gambling for children"
"Well yes but actually no we don't call it that"
"we like to call it surprise gambling"
Why do people always refer to children when it comes to microtransactions? Lol
Kosog0NG because a lot of children ask their parents for their CCs just to gamble on overwatch, csgo, and other crates. (Some adults can be children as well)
Americans are obsessed with language gymnastics... In the 70s Joe Weider, founder of IFBB, made a NON SANCTIONING POLICY, it meant that they sanctioned anyone who competed in any other rival association, but if you competed only in IFBB you got nothing, you just didn't get sanctioned... Why didn't they just call it sanctioning policy, since it's all about sanctioning people... Americans really enjoy their pseudo intellectual word salads... Hemingway and Georg Orwell are turning in their graves...
@Griffith did everything wrong but Donovan not I agree, but it seems like people keep mentioning child consumers purely for moral gratification and not for any bare concern for them.
The big difference between stuff like kinder eggs and digital loot boxes is at least with random toys you own a physical object, while with loot boxes you just get a random chance at limited rights to access content, with no right to resell or modify
Also people don't buy 10 kinder eggs and hope that one of them contains a PS5, and not the crappy cheap toys that they have 1000 of already. All the surprise toys tend to be of equal value, you don't get one REALLY expensive toy every now and then.
Also people but Kinder eggs for the chocolate aspect as well, no?
Like you at least get something even if the toy wasn’t what you wanted
And even if the toys aren't the ones you wanted, you can at least carry them to school or your friend's house and trade toys between each other. Something I haven't seen in ANY EA game.
@@StreakyBaconMan While that may be true in the case of kinder eggs, most blind bag type products usually have rare figures (or cards, etc.) that are purposefully shortpacked.
EA Logic: Getting shot is fun because it's a surprise and people like guns.
I'd love to own a gun. BUT I'd be tempted to shoot the people who make poker machine's. I'm the only non gambler living in Australia.
Jo Hayes I hate sport gambling ads in Australia. They’re everywhere
School shooters be like
@@johayes7529 gambling is such a stupid system anyway. If you learn statistics or data science then you would see much worse. Sadly people aren't quite probability-literate, or have been addicted to this piece of shit
@@rhn122 Gamblers are fully aware of how unlikely they are to win. But it's this promise of a big payoff that keeps them going, they feel like the next time will be "the one" and they'll get millions. It really is an addiction.
OK. FROM NOW ON:
It's not boycotting EA, It's performing a Surprise Money Saving.
I feel like a dumbass. I fell for the trap that is Sims 4, spent almost all of my first paycheck ever just to get half of the DLC. Thieving pricks
@Clay Goeke smart boi out here with the smarts
@Clay Goeke It was a joke.
@Clay Goeke Jesus, man I was 17 and I was fond of the other Sims games growing up. Yeah I know I was an idiot for buying the DLC but that's called a mistake, one I regret dearly. There's no need to start having a go. Calm your tits
I want to believe.
I miss the old times when you could earn all in game things just by playing the game.
Yeah but the games were a lot smaller. Even the base games today have more content than the older games that didn't have anything extra to buy. Your argument Is invalid.
@@PANZERFAUST90 Wut? How is it relevant which size the game is? That doesnt justify that you put items behind paywall.
For example Halo3 didnt have a lot of customization options but all of them were achievable by playing challenges etc. If it Halo3 would be bigger game by modern standard doesnt mean you have to put those items in loot boxes, doesnt matter how many there are. Or if that is really the problem then maybe reduce the number of those items because they are irrelevant anyway.
@@VahisMX because the games are still bigger overall
If you don't think the game is adequate don't buy it.
@@PANZERFAUST90 But what the size of the game has to do with loot boxes and paywall?
@@VahisMX because you're still getting more for the same as you paid in the past for a smaller game
She really tried to pull the "Ackshually they are not called lootboxes"
then got slapped with the "Whatever you call them"
EA: They're not loot boxes, they're surprise mechanics
Hitler invading poland: This isn't an invasion, its a surprise visit.
Suprise move in
Suprise occupation
Nono, you've got it wrong.
You're thinking of when he invaded Bohemia after taking the Sudetenland.
That was L I T E R A L L Y a "surprise annexation, not war!" thing in history. No consent, no war, just SURPRISE! You're part of Germany now!
@/dev/etresevo yes im stupid
lmao suprise we are here to move in
"Do you consider lootboxes to be an ethical part of your business?"
"Toys are popular"
Solid argument right there
Illegal drugs are also very popular
"It's not rape, it's surprise sex" is literally a 10 year old internet meme.
EA's top lawyer has determined that a 10 year old internet meme is the best possible defense she can mount. Think about that one, boys.
They're spending that money wisely.
No
@@earthhuman192 Yes
@@JoeyJordison97 You're right, forgive me brother, I was blind to the truth.
Lmfao
its oddly fitting that the girl who is defending ea looks like a sims charater
Why can’t they like, halve the prices of sims dlcs. They are so damn expensive.
@@Caleb_Squatongim they do often host sales for the EPs. Buying the bundles while on sale is much more reasonable (3 packs for 40$ give or take.)
But to OP yes she does look exactly like an auto generated sim lmao.
The only way I will ever support them is if I really want to play The Sims 4
She looks cracked out.
@@Caleb_Squatongim anadius is your friend
A kinder egg doesn’t have insane loot tables, all of the toys are equal, you don’t keep getting a car toy, but then after 30 times you get a rare rubixs cube
Actually you are paying for the chocolate and the surprise is something more
bit bad comparison. Should've gone with, youu dont keep getting a car toy, but after 50 times get an a Lambroghini Aventador.
@@iM7SnaKe I pay for the wrapper.
@@BlueTroll they come with wrappers?
Except with Kinder eggs you're paying for the candy rather than the toy.
No officer that wasn’t a kidnapping, that was a surprise adoption
No officer is wasn't rape, it was surprise sex!
A wise man once said, "Surprise Buttsecks".
#stolencomment
@@Swagceus why did you use a pound key
Texandeerhunter strangle snuggle
“Are you letting children into this casino”
“We don’t call it a casino, we call it a surprise mechanic building.”
RosieAnims surprise! We're robbing you
*Surprise Money Games
Surprise! We’re enabling your bad habit for business!
@Murtons Because kids and mentally ill adults are the only people dumb enough to buy lootbox shit
chucky chance
“EA Sports, you pay to play”
EA sports, it’s not in the game unless you pay for it
“EA sports, it’s all the same”
EA sports, pay
EA Sports, It's in the money!
EA sports, you pay to pay
_I hate it when a Kinder Egg turns my child into a pseudo gambling addict._
And then just starts going to reservation casino and becomes a complete drunkard, bruh moment
At least you get some good chocolate with your disappointment.
I spend roughly $28000 a year on kinder eggs. I really want the action figure that comes with a parachute but I just keep getting race cars. I have to be getting closer though. I think at this point I'm limiting their stock.
Then parent your kid properly
Yours too
No officer, I did not stab this man. It was surprise surgery.
Sir, you obviously gave him an extra pocket.
That’s funny & savage as hell at the same time
*surprise acupuncture*
surprise incision*
surprise blood extraction
It's not perversion it's "surprise gentle caress at the inner thigh"
Thats sexual harassment
@@lordlofus1399 that’s what he said
Blizzard moment
Officer: why did you attack this man?
EA: I didnt attack that man, I simply suprise defended myself.
EA is like my Nigerian prince cousin
You give them money and you get nothing back
You get sadness
Just gotta wait a few years
My cousin died I think but you will for sure get your money when he gets back on his feet
I remember watching a special on TV where a lady fell for that, gave people money for years and ended up taking out multiple mortgages. She still didn’t get the memo.
At least I go bowling with my cousin.
@@KoolRanch No Kate died.
Kidnap? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".
Joy bruhhhh 😂
😂😂😂😂
imagine saying bruh and having a laughing emoji. get your fucking beta ass out of the way. us fucking alpha males say XD
BTNagasaki Fr mans needs to update his system we ain’t on the BETA no more
Stolen comment
Her eyes are so wide open. You’d think she just saw Jesus driving a Jeep with an M16 in his left hand
You just explained America in that sentence
“Kim doesn’t fart, he passes winds of peace “
Lmaooo
Ask any north korean its facts 🤪
Surprise wind
Lmao that made me laugh so hard i drooled
"Officer, it's wasn't rape, it was a surprise romantic time"
Surprise struggle snuggle
It’s not rape if you yell surprise first.
Just a prank bruh!
Forcey fun time
Ah yes the *struggle snuggle*
*the bucker mcfucker*
*surprise sex*
*the Theodore Roosevelt supreme bonus*
*dlc joke*
*The anti vax re population procedure*
*and lastly the little immigrant we all hold dearly in our pants from time to time*
Me: *kidnaps a 7 year old*
Cops: we have a kidnapping
Me: it's not a kidnapping, it's a surprise adoption.
meme miester underrated
Surprise relocation*
No one gives a fuck but this was copied from a 9 month old comment lol
@@justaamateur6533 chill, this comment probably ain't gonna be noticed by like, 90% of this comment section
@@justaamateur6533 literally found this comment liked it, scrolled down, found the old comment from 9 months ago which Id apparantly liked 9 months ago, scrolled back up, unliked this one
I love the surprise of losing 500 dollars.
"Do you think they're ethical"
"Yes I think they're ethical"
"So you think they're ethical"
"You're recharacterizing my language"
Being ethical is a suprise mechanic?
"You make it sound like I said they're ethical, when all I said was that they were ethical."
Kendall Tisinger 😂
@@tomshraderd4915 *not unethical
Don't make fun of her, she's *"SPECIAL"*
With any luck, eventually,
Feds: "It's not a lawsuit and criminal charges - it's a surprise obstacle."
Surprise federal taxes.
@@berserkerpride lol im dead
_You can’t spell “steal” without EA._
How to properly clean your metal computer I saw you on H3H3 video. Love you
R E A L L Y
You can’t spell “steal” without comment...Oh wait.
you can't spell steal without stal, the worst minecraft music disc
How to properly clean your metal computer, Justin Y, and somali pirate whos actually somali are the holy trinity of the youtube comment section.
"Kim Jong-un doesn't fart, he just passes winds of peace"
------ A Wise TH-camr
Such poetry
----- Jesus (not my account I'm talking about Charlie)
why steal
@@michaelhamgelo3184 I haven't seen your comment anywhere....
@@yashganar9794 not mine, some guy with a Kermit pic
I didn’t kill anyone officer I just made post birth abortion
I love that name
"Post birth abortion" Funniest shit my guy.
Surprise post birth abortion for all the random ran over civilians
Virginia already coined that term
Free of charge as well
Also EA:
"That cocaine in my nostril isn't mine. I don't accept that as evidence against me."
The cocaine is a suprise mechanic for the CEO and that lawyer woman
"First, We don't call it cocaine. We prefer the term powdered dopamine supplements"
@@ah.1190 This one killed me! 😆
"It's not gambling is 'Surprise Addiction' "
A surprise immediate vacation
lol'd
Microtransactions then:
"Oh, you bought our model castle? We have since created a decorative moat for it, which you can buy directly from us!"
Microtransactions EA style:
"Oh, you bought our model castle? Surprise! That's only 5% of it! You can buy the rest of the castle from us, but you have a chance to buy the same parts over and over! Isn't that fun?
Actually EA invented microtransactions so they were always bad it's just that other companies decided to not be as horrible as EA
@@CygnusTheSilly im pretty sure mobile games invented microtransactions, but yes.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 no fifa 9 did it
@@CygnusTheSilly shit u rite
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 No way in hell did mobile games do that first. I remember crossfire, not many westerners know this game but it's quite popular in asian countries, and that game already had lootboxes and exorbitant microtransactions. Mind you this is like 2008-2010. Most mainstream companies didn't even know microtransactions existed, let alone lootboxes.
Asian games primarily did that shit, they *love* pay to win models. And Asian gamers for some reason don't say anything about it.
Still like Yong's analogy best (paraphrased) "I'm not robbing a bank, this is a surprise withdrawal".
Unsanctioned and unorthodox borrowing scheme from a local credit deposit, known as a bank, of an undefined sum of $1.02's that is frowned upon by the personnel of such facility.
Dude I loved that one
I laughed the most at "surprise funeral"
Yong is that gamer circlejerk dude right?
3biscuit 2 Impossible. You can’t steal a joke. That was a surprise borrowing.
In the words of Forrest Gump:
"Life is like surprise mechanics. You never know what you're gonna get."
This should have more likes, awesome comment.
EA is more like, you’ll never get what you wanna get
I swear i thought he said "Life's" not "Life is" (ik he said the latter i checked it but it seems so candid)
Bruno from jojo
Zack Powers
yare yare
the game wasnt rushed the devs just had a surprise release date
About your name...
Why?
@@rambu3013 lolololol
@@dankdank7088 look at all these fake accounts lol
-and people enjoy it.
It's a surprise release.
“I don’t know what your version of target is”
I don’t know why but that sentence hit me weird
Yea wtf
In fairness that was the most reasonable thing she said. I have no clue whether Target exists in the UK, so I’d say the same thing
When Ted Bundy was representing himself in court he should’ve just said “everything I did was fun and ethical”
Don't forget the "Your Honor, I disagree with the evidences the police found against me"
Guaranteed they gon release him.
Shidelerdan The ogre it’s surprise afterlife
69TH LIKE!!!
Omg people that remember "married with children"
God's in my eyes
@@nathanialfrancis4645 no, not Al Bundy. Al Bundy was close to snapping into a serial killer though.
Officer : Is that a gun?
Guy : No it's a confetti lead dispenser
It's a surprise rock dispenser
A surprise funeral starter.
I refrained from liking due to a quite epic number being there that symbolizes a quite not-evil beast
Casinos are now opening for children. An owner had this to say "They're not gambling, it's a surprise."
Omg your dp gave me elementary school flashbacks
Casino dlc gta V
@@metalrebel7506 Fallout: New Vegas 3, because we gambled, I mean, surprised 2 away.
@Murtons Children, adults, elderly all can suffer from gambling addiction. But loot boxes are aimed for everyone. Why do you think EA removed them? They had a lot of backlash from it.
@Murtons That's because nobody wants a child to get an addiction. They're too young and they have a life ahead of them. Gambling addiction, or many other forms of addiction will drag them down and it's hard for them to get back up.
"We don't call them loot boxes"
*yes, yes you do. Everyone does*
Me: Stop robbing banks
EA logic: Its not called robbing banks, its called a surprise withdraw
This is the greatest withdraw of All Time
It’s surprise communism
YoungYea's joke
This entire comment section is absolute gold
Withdrawal
"EA game, its in your ass."
Thank you, someone that meets my vision.
Apparently you've never seen the "EA's dick....its in your ass" meme from long before this video
I thought "surprise mechanics" was just a meme, I didn't know an EA representative actually said that.
Yeah same
It is a meme. Because her stupid ass actually thought calling it something else would work.
Same
it's not a meme, it's an internet joke
Charge full price for a burger but only get the buns and the patty. Cheese and toppings are DLCs. Additional seasonings and condiments from randomized “surprise packets”. It’s usually salt but if you’re lucky a buy a shitload, you might get chili flakes. You can only get ketchup if purchased from Best Buy OR mustard if from GameStop. Not both. You can only qualify for fries if you preorder
John Wilks Booth: It's not assassination, it's a surprise change in leadership!
"I'm not mugging you, this is a surprise donation."
Court: Where's your lawyer
EA: Oh, that's in the deluxe edition pre-order bonus
Lmfao
True
these replies are just as robotic as the lady in the video
@@HolyPetRel They are not replies, they are surprise responses
I think Yong's example is hilarious,
"It's not murder, its a surprise funeral"
Or "It's not a robbery, it's a suprise withdrawl!"
Its not pizza... its di... no...
*Its GIORNO GIOVANNA and we wish him good luck on his adventure upon gaining a GANG-STAR profile in Passione*
That one is actually really good
Muhammad Fauzan is that a JoJo reference?
Muhammad Fauzan you ruined it
3:22
"Let's say you buy the Star Wars K'Nex set that has the Millennium..."
*Come on Charles*
"eh-"
*You got this buddy*
"b- the Millennium Ass-Beater"
*You tried*
To be fair, the Falcon does beat ass
I wasn't brutally assaulted and disfigured, my body was 'surprise altered'.
Surprise cultural enrichment.
@@GIitchclan12 yes
My body underwent a surprise alteration* that way you sound more intellectual
@@mookapooka9408 " that way you sound more intellectual", and that way you sound more like an asshole.
Meeuuw it’s only an asshole move if you announce that you’re an intellectual after constructing a decent sentence.
" I did not rob this bank, I only made a surprise withdrawal" cmon EA 😭😂
Yongyea!
@@earrapemusic3190 what is yongyea?😂 am I missing something here lmao
Coincidental Yongyea reference?
yongyea c:
Jacob Ibarra TH-camr
As Hitler once said:
"The Holocaust isn't a genocide, it's a surprise relocation of an entire race!"
A surprise final solution
@Schicksal Schicksal highway to hell
@@ABCefgy *rock music **_intensifies_*
6 million heaven content creator codes
Schicksal Schicksal to hell*
Sometimes I come back to this just to see this guy absolutely dunk on EA
I believe this is "lawyer" talk, basically not saying specific words so that others can't use it against them in court.
"You're mischaracterising my words. I didn't say that" - corpspeak
"Correct. In fact, it took you fifteen goddamn minutes to say *nothing at all* " -me reacting to corpspeak
In reality I was shocked to hear she actually admitted to the negative in the end. I wonder how flustered or done she had to be before she spat that out.
Honestly I hate the fact that lawyerspeak has gotten so pervasive in things like terms of service.
I wish all laws, rules, regulations, contracts, etc were legally required to be written and organized in an understandable and comprehensive fashion.
Unfortunately the cutthroat lawyers up at the top won't let that kinda crap fly since it makes it easier to spot loopholes or where someone paid for a loophole.
yep
By no means do I agree with anything EA is doing, but I noticed what she pointed out as well. "Recharacterizing my words" was in the sense that, unlike what Charlie said "Do you believe these are ethical?" He asked something with a more imposing and negative connotation and tone "so you have no qualms *whatsoever* about this being unethical?"
Charlie's way of saying it is more subjective and fair. I can tell that the one questioning her was probably someone on the prosecuting side.
No I did not forget to pull out
It was a surprise pregnancy
underrated comment.
@@smolder6366
Not like it has 200+ likes or anything
@@nathanialfrancis4645 there's more liked comments with unfunny jokes than this, is underrated
It's not sexual assault. It's surprise butt secks
All the incels smashing that like button
"Sir it seems that all evidence points to you committing this crime, how do you plead?"
"Your honor, I disagree with the evidence so I plead innocent"
"Well shit, you're free to go then, impeccable logic my friend."
This was a good presentation of "if civil court worked like corporate court"
“See, in my opinion, those car radios already belonged to me, therefore I was not stealing, rather was retrieving back personal property stolen from ME.”
"Kim Jung-Un doesn't fart, he only passes winds of peace"
One of my favorite quotes from charlie.
“We disagree with the evidence”
*Thats not how evidence works*
@@user-oh6gz9er6h That's not how bitches work.
That’s not how facts work!
Warren Mulvaney there's a suburb outside my city named after u
*police find a bloody knife with your fingerprints on it after they responded to a stabbing
"sorry officer but I disagree with that evidence so you have to let me go"
Technically that's how it works but doesn't matter when EA is wrong in every possible way about it
OJ Simpson: it’s not murder
it’s surprise divorce
Yes
Widowing*
way to ruin a joke
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 Don't ruin the joke
Jackaboiii498 __ Oh fuck off, it was funny for me.
US: Its not an invasion. Its surprise democracy.
its not communism, its mandatory sharing
@@lebruv915 its not communism, its surprise lack of food.
It's not colonialism, it's surprise exploitation.
@@plutarchvonpluto6439 it is not invasion, it is surprise change of management
Just passing through boys. Pay me no heed.
Kids: Spend 1000$ to get a rare weapon.
EA: omg your being so healthy
Parents be like: But you are poor with discipline
@@Type75Advance EA: Why, it's an educational game. It's teaching him discipline! And how to spend money properly >:)
As a great comedian once said "we'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money"
i think that's Bo Burnham's quote.
@V-Rex >implying Bo isn't great
Its sad that you have nothing to do in your life but to harass people for your taste for comedy
@V-Rex atleast im not being petty and baiting people lol
You can always tell when someone doesn't know enough good comics by the way the reference george carlin and steve Martin. Two of the biggest comics ever. Dug deep in the archives for those names right?
"Ah yes the Surprise Mechanics™ are very Ethical™ and very Fun™"
EA: remember when the racing games and stuff we made were fun?
Everyone: yea
EA: that’ll be $5.99 for the nostalgic memories package
oof
@Keigan Noel ""we are sorry, your card has been declined- and in turn, so is your subscription to the virtual MMORPG game titled: "your pathetic fucking life".
You will receive an email containing the date and time of your death, thank you for playing our game!
~EA"
@@shronkler1994 How did you get that name >:c
I want
Another 59.99$ to read a comment and 19.99$ to post a comment and 29.99$ to reply to a comment
@@BunsGlazing768 then y don't u make that your name
"Surprise! _You've been robbed."_ -EA
It's not Pirating EA Games, It's utilising FREE Demos. 👍
Free demos you have to be careful not to trip the anti piracy software, like the nonstop drunk cam in GTA 4
@@gordonschnick12 Usually those anti piracy things are bypassed really fast
❤
@Flare Already been pirating their stuff for a few years lol. Only thing I bought from them was BF4 for like $10 and, well I got bf1 for free with my xbone so I guess that doesn't count...
Surprise sales losses!
"It's not piracy your honour! It's just a surprise discount!"
This made me laugh way too much xD
EA has officially launched surprise discounts for everyone!
god bless piracy it's better to try garbage games for free before you waste 60$
“Dismissed, come back tomorrow for the verdict.”
“Actually sir, we’re charging $15.99 to come to tomorrow’s verdict.”
Damn it, this was a good one, for me at least
😂 good one 👍
This is a UK parliament select committee meeting, not court
Verdict DLC
Thats how they get 'em
Nowhere is safe.
The Sims. Plants Versus Zombies. StarWars BattleFront. Damn, they might even take over Slime Rancher or Subnautica soon.
Ea consumes all.
Not my favourite bouncing, smiling, jelly slimes.
Star wars battlefront 2 is actually pretty good now
“I play pot of greed and draw two cards!”
He says as he draws pot of greed twice.
Also plays Jar of Greed
Atleast you can then play them both and know you won't get Pot Of Greed again since you can only have up to 3 of the same card in a deck.
@@James11111 yeah, drawing 2 Pot of Greeds is actually a good thing, you get 4 cards for free
"Loot boxes aren't gambling. They're surprise mechanics."
You mean like slot machines?
"UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
The surprise is crippling debt!
Executive Producer
Larry David
It's technically not gambling you don't get anything monetary out of them. If you end up buying them you should know you get nothing it's basically you lost money automatically.
G found the jew
Texandeerhunter if only the disappointment was a surprise
The way she says "we" makes her sound like she's part of a hive mind.
People do that with sports to
Well shes representing EA???
T H E F L O O D (im halo trash)
Or a company?
what says she isnt
Either the USA has some different kinder chocolate or Charlie has officially lost at least 78% of his marbles.
The ones I had while growing up, were often left on the shelf so long that the chocolate no longer really tasted sweet, more chalky. Plus most kids would shake them (I cannot say I didnt do this at one point) would shake them to try guess the prize. So you would also often find a shattered egg. Granted havent had them in over a decade but that was my experience.
EA: We didn't shutdown the well known and competent video game companies that we bought, its just "surprise unemployment."
You can't make that sound good in any way.
Pirating isnt stealing,It just sharing.
*Soviet Anthem Plays*
@@sebjink.9037 it's surprise redistribution of labor
@@sebjink.9037 Surprise vacation
My friend is genuinely addicted to CSGO. He's spent thousands of dollars on it in one sitting before. It's absolutely gambling
I spent £1.47 on a key to a box got a shit thing worth 20 pence and can't bring myself to spend any more on the crates hope your friend gets help though.
@@lukeevans1945 Thats honestly what it is, the lucky ones that don't get case opening addictions rolled dogshit on their first case
That is absurd.
Csgo is a shit game, fortshite is a decease that is really damn hard to get rid of it, and high possibility to return when gone temporarily.
Now that makes me think, does lootboxes in free to play games acceptable? I mean that's the only way the dev can get revenue, and in csgo case it wouldn't make no differences to the game
*"It's not genocide, I call it mercy."*
Get a moustache fool
“The strongest choices require the strongest wills.”
Not liking the new pfp
Surprise extinction
''what did it take?''
I didnt commit third degree vehicular manslaughter, it was a surprise driveby
I disagree with the evidence that our product is bad.
"So you recognize that there is evidence that your product is bad."